🐝・hive-chat

[merry prawn]

meow

[somber grail]

You’re gonna play undertale 🥹

[exotic plank]

[twin hound]

play deltarune afterwards after a while is all I will say

[trim oxide]

i know that

[twin hound]

no it is not a sequel

oh okay

[warm oriole]

play omori

[trim oxide]

im so smartt

[twin hound]

I will soon

[merry prawn]

that too

i love omori

[warm oriole]

it was one of those games i thought i wouldn't like and ended up being a top 3 for me in terms of singleplayer

[merry prawn]

wow bro

that's awesome sauce

[timber breach]

[timber breach]

Awesome sauce in the big 2026

[merry prawn]

yes

awesome sauce

[plain wyvern]

Ikr cool beans is still the top one

[umbral forge]

@cyan shadow CHEAT AND LOSE

🚬

[night remnant]

hi

[somber grail]

Yo

[tardy basin]

Hi guys

[somber grail]

Yo

[tardy basin]

How’s your day?

[shrewd elbow]

Don't do the pacifist route or the neutral route bro

[timber breach]

POGGERS

[timber breach]

Welcome

[plain wyvern]

Lol

Nobody is an expert or mortgages and loans in here right?

Far question for here yes but who knows in this place

[timber breach]

Unfortunately I’m disgustingly educated on it bc my parents complain abt it all the time to me

Depend on what type of loan we are talking abt

[plain wyvern]

Construction loan

[timber breach]

What are you trying to do?

I’m guessing get a house built

[plain wyvern]

Trying to price out my barndominium build, but I can’t find much information on if i need a 5-10% down payment on the loan or a 25-35% loan

[timber breach]

It range from about 10-25%

[plain wyvern]

10-15 is good

[timber breach]

Depends on the type of construction loan

[plain wyvern]

25 will push me a year back

[timber breach]

Which type of loan are looking to do bc I know of like four of them

Bc they are pretty common

There, Construction to Permanent, Stand Alone Construction, Owner Builder and Renovation loan

[plain wyvern]

Construction to mortgage Loan is the type

[timber breach]

So that’s the construction to permanent one

[plain wyvern]

Yup

[timber breach]

20% down payment ish I think for that

[granite cave]

🫂 scruffy

Ur soul must be squeezed

[timber breach]

Or 20% + is very helpful tbf

[plain wyvern]

Well it’s doable but stinks lol

[timber breach]

They approve the loan off your credit score, income and the building plan

[jaunty dove]

[granite cave]

🫂 FUVUS

[jaunty dove]

@dense fiber

[dense fiber]

[jaunty dove]

APPLE

[plain wyvern]

Well my credit score is high, my income is mid, and building plan is well a barndominium but it ain’t very clear if barndominiums are widely recognized nowadays

[granite cave]

Hes starting to believe

[granite cave]

🫂 hru

[timber breach]

Most construction to permanent loan release in stages

[dense fiber]

[jaunty dove]

I’m good

[granite cave]

Both

[jaunty dove]

Black pill better

[granite cave]

Good good 🫂

[timber breach]

So interest only usually

[plain wyvern]

Yeah I know, but they usually need a down payment at a percentage of the total regardless

[timber breach]

Yeah

I’m sure they negotiate

[granite cave]

Tbh id never thought I learned so much in hive chat abt loans

[plain wyvern]

Hopefully… otherwise I’ll be 3-4 years before starting construction o.0

[plain wyvern]

Ikr lol

[jaunty dove]

What we talking about

[glad token]

How is everyone doing?

[granite cave]

🫂 different types of loans

[jaunty dove]

Why

[plain wyvern]

Doing great

[granite cave]

Idk 😭

[plain wyvern]

Hbu?

[jaunty dove]

[granite cave]

The atoms are screaming

[proper mauve]

[timber breach]

How big?

[granite cave]

Reality needs to be fixed

[plain wyvern]

Of a loan or structure?

[timber breach]

Sq foot

[proper mauve]

how do you plan on fixing reality

[plain wyvern]

2400sqft

[glad token]

What?

[timber breach]

It varies by state

[plain wyvern]

Total with land I’ve priced out at around half a million

[plain wyvern]

I’m in Canada…

[orchid plank]

anyone tryna play bedwars duos?

I'm level 6 btw

[glad token]

Ask in #🥳・looking-for-party

[proper mauve]

holy pfp

[warm oriole]

whos that in your profile picture?

[granite cave]

🫂 by breaking it WEEEE 💥

[plain wyvern]

You mean unholy lol

[timber breach]

Definitely $600K+

[proper mauve]

you right

[granite cave]

Here 🍎

[proper mauve]

why not use black holes

[hazy cliff]

yo bro

[timber breach]

Bc you gotta realize yall gotta pay more for insulation and all that high end material

[granite cave]

Imma hug your soul and eat it

[plain wyvern]

I crunched the numbers closer to half a mil, but 600k would be a good high est

[granite cave]

Mano Cutie

[proper mauve]

bro 💔

[granite cave]

🫂

[proper mauve]

you shoulda ended at soul

[plain wyvern]

That’s at 150-200 a sqft finished

[granite cave]

Nope 😃

Imma chew it

Here it is!!

[proper mauve]

ima chew your iridium

[timber breach]

If yall are like doing upgrade and allat

[granite cave]

👁️ 👁️

Yk I was just joking

Hehehe

[proper mauve]

how the turns have tabled

[timber breach]

Yeah for most common ones, they range from 400K-500K

[jaunty dove]

Hi

[granite cave]

No no no no!!!

Wait wait wait!!!

[humble current]

[proper mauve]

hey do your job

[plain wyvern]

Barndominiums are sadly one that varies a lot

[proper mauve]

get this guy boy

[timber breach]

I’ll give you a little scenario

[plain wyvern]

I’m planning to do a very open concept one, but with a full foundation so cost varies

[shy stirrup]

hi

[proper mauve]

sup bro

[granite cave]

I wonder what @proper mauve brain taste like 🌵

[proper mauve]

i wonder how juicy you are behind that skin

[shy stirrup]

yooo

[plain wyvern]

💀

[granite cave]

😒 FINE FINE

Ill stop

You WIN!

[proper mauve]

bro is NOT winning ✌️

[granite cave]

🫂 but I still hug you

😈

[proper mauve]

hug WITHOUT licking

[granite cave]

😃 😈

Nahh jk

[proper mauve]

[granite cave]

[proper mauve]

why is it animated?? 😭😭💔✌️

[humble current]

wdym

what did they do

[granite cave]

Tbh it hlep you out since yk apple and the biting

[proper mauve]

the pfp??

[proper mauve]

oh wait you right

[humble current]

#🚔・report-rulebreakers exists

[proper mauve]

too lazy for allat

[plain wyvern]

I thought that’s what you guys do 😅

[timber breach]

Say like it costs $450K for the build cost, the down payment at like 20%, you are looking at paying roughly $90K and do the loan at $360K. THEN during construction, the interest is at around 7.5%, with interest only, it’s ~$2,000-$2,300. After completion, that interest will come down to 6% ish. It’ll convert over to mortgage and the mortgage/month will be ~$2,000-$2,400 per month.

[keen turtle]

orange better

[timber breach]

There ya go @plain wyvern

[plain wyvern]

Sounds good thank you

You going into working for a bank or something?

[timber breach]

No 😭

[dry cove]

Splodger are you here I have questions

Or any helprr

[warm oriole]

yeah bro whats up

[plain wyvern]

Bummer you seem like you would do well in that area

[dry cove]

Or marlin

[proper mauve]

whos gonna tell bro

[dry cove]

What is the fastest Mount

[warm oriole]

Joe

[timber breach]

My mother was an accountant at one point so like I’m just educated

[dry cove]

Or any mods

Anyone

[timber breach]

Broomstick

[dry cove]

Who knows the fastest mount

Okey

[proper mauve]

im the fastest mount

[timber breach]

For the right reasons or? 💀

[proper mauve]

both

[plain wyvern]

Makes sense

[dry cove]

Haha

[timber breach]

You stress me out Certa

[proper mauve]

im sorry it was a perfect opportunity

[plain wyvern]

I got experience in electrical 😅

[timber breach]

I was going to become a mechanical engineer back then

Bc I’m good at math and science 😭

[empty geyser]

So I get banned for inappropriate pfp but this person doesnt

[granite cave]

🫂 get SQUEEZED

[empty geyser]

Nice

[proper mauve]

yo lowkeniunely ima pass out

[empty geyser]

Why

[timber breach]

I got banned for an inappropriate status so like

😭

[proper mauve]

i drove for like 4 hours today

[empty geyser]

Wow ur a sweat

Prestige driver

[proper mauve]

and its eleven pm eastern standard time

[plain wyvern]

Aye nice nice. I was gonna become an architect until I saw the university requirements…

[regal parrot]

That’s propa naughty

[timber breach]

I wasn’t willing to pay 53K…

[humble current]

[timber breach]

Aayaan, ban the other dude bro

[proper mauve]

folk 💔😭

[humble current]

..

which dude 💀 💀

[proper mauve]

i swear this guy never does his job

[humble current]

you cant js say deal with this without reporting 😭

[proper mauve]

you the reason why they asking for more mods

[timber breach]

This one

[plain wyvern]

Oof. It was gonna be 63K a year for 4 years for architecture school 🫠

[humble current]

we are blind i guess

[timber breach]

AHAHAHA

[proper mauve]

no, YOU are blind

[vestal nest]

hi

bye

[timber breach]

Well you’re colorblind so that’s no surprise

[humble current]

this is why i avoid us hanging out

[proper mauve]

damn

[timber breach]

Scam

[granite cave]

Nuke the whole server

[timber breach]

Scam I tell ya

[granite cave]

GONE

💥 💥

[timber breach]

You just don’t want me to eat all the snacks again in Peak

[proper mauve]

does that count towards me or just her

[timber breach]

I think it’s towards both of us 😭

He’s fed up with us bro

[proper mauve]

well i booked him for next saturday at 2pm so

[humble current]

yea that cant happen anymore

[timber breach]

AHAHAHA

[proper mauve]

are we fr

[humble current]

yes

[timber breach]

[humble current]

im gonna be out the whole day

[proper mauve]

i will drive over to your house

dont even try me boy

[timber breach]

I’m coming soon

In like 12 days

[humble current]

idk why ur doing that when i wont be there

[timber breach]

Idc I’ll drive the hour

[proper mauve]

ill wait for you

[humble current]

go for it

[proper mauve]

..

wait

[proper mauve]

wot

[keen turtle]

i hate apple i love jucie

[timber breach]

Yes, I’m coming down there soon

[proper mauve]

to me or him

[timber breach]

How abt both

LMAO

[woven basalt]

Hi guys

[proper mauve]

me and him live on 2 opposite sides of the state 😭

[timber breach]

I’ll drive the hour idc bro, I need to go to the build a bear in that mall there

[timber breach]

Umm, wait till you hear abt me…

[proper mauve]

middle?

[timber breach]

[timber breach]

North, VERY north

[proper mauve]

like jackson north

[lavish fog]

Hii!!

[lavish fog]

Am I still blocked?

[empty geyser]

Hello

[lavish fog]

[lavish fog]

Hii!

[empty geyser]

Hey

[lavish fog]

I've been playing hypixel.

[hazy cliff]

i e been playing the easter event arcade thing

[strange pike]

What on hypixel

[lavish fog]

Skyblock!

[somber grail]

Thats a very deep gamemode

[lavish fog]

I have the best island.

[somber grail]

Way to much to do

[strange pike]

uh oh

My skyblock island is horrible

[lavish fog]

Hop on!

[toxic breach]

how much money do you have on skyblock

[lavish fog]

Lets see it.

[lavish fog]

$100.

[toxic breach]

that's not alot

of coins

[lavish fog]

Ohhh, you said coins.

[toxic breach]

yeah thats what i meant

[lavish fog]

I thought you said how much have you spent on it

I have 100 coins.

Voidtechnology, whats your java name? I wanna see your island.

[proper mauve]

boo

[lavish fog]

Omg certa!!

I;m a big fan!

[proper mauve]

im also a big fan of him

[strange pike]

Same as my bedrock name
(I finally was able to remove the extra “y” at the end a little while ago )

[lavish fog]

Bro has guesting off 🥀

Who does bro think he is 👎

[empty geyser]

Hm

[lavish fog]

Even youtubers and staff have island visits on.

[strange pike]

I have no idea what my settings are

I didn’t even know it was off ngl

[twin hound]

how does one gain extra traction in hive art

[strange pike]

Could probably join in a few minutes and fix that

[lavish fog]

Post lots of thumbnail art.

Never post a singular artwork. Always do 3-5 artworks and re-use some in multiple posts.

[lavish fog]

:O

[serene plover]

idk make something people like or something currently relevant + actively engage in your post to remain on top of the recent feed

[twin hound]

oh okay so i should send kernel to the mines on day 3 of his life

i can do that

[lavish fog]

What does this mean 🙏

[twin hound]

check hive art

see what i mean now

hes held together with nothing but hopes, dreams and 2 ounces of glue

[lavish fog]

Do an "art challenge." For only relevant chatters have them challenge you to make something/draw something and then share it in that channel and @mention their name.

[twin hound]

that sounds like a lotta effort

are we sure i cant hand kernel a pickaxe and send him to the sewers

[lavish fog]

Becoming the #1 artist is no easy path.

[lavish fog]

I will steal him from you if you do that.

[twin hound]

but i have a literal mining kit and everything

[strange pike]

Why give him a pickaxe? Give him wood and let him learn how to craft his own pickaxe

[twin hound]

yeah but then id actually have to make the wood

i dont have the brown paper for that

[strange pike]

Oh rip

[proven spruce]

Good night guys

[twin hound]

cya

[lavish fog]

o/

[proven spruce]

I meant good night as welcome😉

[granite cave]

Gn BUDDY

[twin hound]

ohhh

[proven spruce]

How are you?

[proven spruce]

XDXD

[granite cave]

🫂 im feeling alright and you?

[proven spruce]

Im doing alright i cant wait to get online 🙏🏻

[tardy basin]

Hi guys

[proven spruce]

Hi

[tardy basin]

How was ur day

[proven spruce]

It was Good, ykk

what about you?

[tardy basin]

It was good

I just checked your YouTube and dam your good at PvP 😭

[peak scaffold]

baby chicken is the worst price-pixel ratio of Hive cosemetics🗣

[twin hound]

what about the 67 win celebration

you dont even get pixels

they just use the ones you already have

[shrewd elbow]

67 win celebration is the best bro I haven't unequipped it even once ever bro

[twin hound]

i traded it out for the floating one

[twin hound]

cant blame me tho it had more aura

[twin hound]

to each their own ig

[peak scaffold]

I mean if you count the animated pixels as theyre own thing then no

[twin hound]

would we be allowed to consider xp boosters

[peak scaffold]

thats a bit of a reach tho but it works

[peak scaffold]

Not a cosemetic

[twin hound]

oh

im actually thinking abt this hold on

[peak scaffold]

lmao

[twin hound]

i actually have to look at more expensive items

[twin hound]

what about cubee

[peak scaffold]

I could see that, but your paying for the Stuffed animal, the pet is more of an addon

[twin hound]

fair ig

but then we'd have to consider ghosty

[peak scaffold]

same ofc to the axolotl wings and ghosty

[peak scaffold]

Ghosty has the pins?

[twin hound]

did anyone buy 30 dollar pins, to actually want the pins

[twin hound]

yes it did

[peak scaffold]

I mean maybe not, but thats what caused the price

Because the production cost of the pins, since the cost is for the cosemetic

So i think theres a bit of a grey area there, those if you count physical cosemetics+Digital add on, or if it has to be all digital

[twin hound]

okay so i guess i can only consider ingame items then

hmmm

well theres the hoverboard

[warm oriole]

consider joe

[twin hound]

who the hell is steve jobs

[tardy basin]

Milk🥹

[shrewd elbow]

Mmmmm mint milk

[warm oriole]

???

[tardy basin]

Mint milk😖

[woeful slate]

Roadmap

[peak scaffold]

3 dollars more for sm more pixels

[peak scaffold]

oh and btw counting The avatar Ghosty is actually more pixels per dollar

[peak scaffold]

even if you make it 16×16

cuz ofc if its 720p its gonne like quadrouple the pixel count

[strange pike]

if youre still on i think you can visit it now

[humble current]

[peak scaffold]

how do you feel about the worst Price-pixel ratio cosemetic The baby chick

[silver flower]

yo

[peak scaffold]

wait a second

@twin hound i just realised that the baby chick isnt the worst

most hats have less pixels and are more expensive

[lavish fog]

:O

@strange pike empty island 🥀

[strange pike]

yep

i never play hypixel xd

[woeful slate]

baby chick is buns

[humble current]

me like

[lavish fog]

Hihi!

[peak scaffold]

heyo

[peak scaffold]

Peal

[peak scaffold]

I mean its cute but seeing the fact that its like 90% a copy from the official minecraft one I think its a lil weird

like why is glorp, a pet that altho is inspired by something, but is 100% original as an mc design only one dollar more

[woeful slate]

The glorp one was fire

Idk wth this is

[peak scaffold]

frr

[woeful slate]

oh well I don't buy them anyway

kinda tempted by the glorp tho

[peak scaffold]

😭

I have too many hive cosemetics
27 backblings, 50 hats, 19 mounts, and 27 pets😭

[woeful slate]

holy

[lavish fog]

Gimme some of it fr fr.

[woeful slate]

I bought the endolotl when it first came out

thats the only pet I have i think

[peak scaffold]

u got enough money buddy

[lavish fog]

I bought the cubee when it first came out.

[lavish fog]

Not enough.

[shrewd elbow]

What about the crystal looking bee from ultimate bro

[lavish fog]

ZP Shay ate it,

[woeful slate]

its boring

[woeful slate]

yeah

[somber grail]

I remember eating ramen with a glock .9

[shrewd elbow]

So you have it bro..

[shrewd elbow]

Yes

[woeful slate]

forgot

[peak scaffold]

dont act like ion knoe how much money you have access to

[somber grail]

I remember her leaving me for the next guy

Now Shes calling me her next guy

[shrewd elbow]

@polar osprey what song is this bro

[somber grail]

I’ll be fine-juice

[lavish fog]

I can't even use it.

[dull sapphire]

yo

[lavish fog]

Gurt:

[dull sapphire]

yo whats that tag

[woeful slate]

Thats the femboy tag

[umbral grotto]

really? i never could have guessed

[peak scaffold]

mind telling us why u spent 12 dollars on a 2 dollar drink

[woeful slate]

Kind of what they asked

[lavish fog]

It was a good drink:(

[dull sapphire]

u a cat?

[peak scaffold]

i disagree

[umbral grotto]

hwuh

[tawdry sluice]

67

[peak scaffold]

which u paid 6× the price for

[dull sapphire]

are u a cat

[lavish fog]

Doordash fees:(

[peak scaffold]

u coulda had 6 of those drinks

[woeful slate]

[peak scaffold]

maybe dont doordash a single drinl

[umbral grotto]

im a girl..

[peak scaffold]

im no financial expert but

[lavish fog]

But thats all I wanted:(

[dull sapphire]

oh im boy

i thought u cat

[peak scaffold]

u couldof drove

[umbral grotto]

mm ok

[dull sapphire]

if cat we friends

[umbral grotto]

i guess no friends

[peak scaffold]

wow are u saying cats cant be girls

my cat would be very mad rn

[dull sapphire]

u have no friends?

les be friends

[lavish fog]

I don't have a car on campus.

[umbral grotto]

i not cat so no friends

[dull sapphire]

awww

[lavish fog]

It wouldv'e been the same cost in gas anyways.

[umbral grotto]

no no misclick

[dull sapphire]

so u cat

[umbral grotto]

no

im tana

[peak scaffold]

twin i dont think it takes 2 gallons of gas to go to arbys

it wasnt arbys, but wherever

[lavish fog]

Applebees.

[dull sapphire]

do u like cats

[peak scaffold]

still

and if it does, u need a car with better mileage

[tawdry sluice]

67

[dull sapphire]

@uncut atlas

[lavish fog]

2015 Mercades C300.

[somber grail]

I remember eating ramen with a glock .9 bro

[shrewd elbow]

Run away from yekonaka while you still can bro

[dull sapphire]

u cat

[dull sapphire]

bro wym im cat

[peak scaffold]

#1 ofc bfo has a luxery car

#2 it does not take 2 gallons of gas to get there and back

[dull sapphire]

searching for cat girl

and boys

[peak scaffold]

esoecially if the delivery fee was only 3 dollars

[lavish fog]

I don';t know how to fill up gas. My dad does it for me.

[tawdry sluice]

67

[lament ledge]

we get it

[peak scaffold]

....

thats like

a basic life skill

and also not complicated

[shrewd elbow]

Just ask OhHeyCreeper bro

[tawdry sluice]

67

[lavish fog]

He tried to teach me once and I dropped the filler thingy because it made a loud noise and scared me.

Its also high key kinda heavy.

[dull sapphire]

@trail echo

[dull sapphire]

HES NOT A CAT

[trail echo]

?

[lavish fog]

Ollie!!

[dull sapphire]

u cat?

[shrewd elbow]

He's in disguise bro

[trail echo]

hi

[peak scaffold]

...

[trail echo]

hi marlin

[dull sapphire]

u cat?

[peak scaffold]

how are you alive

[lavish fog]

Smh.

[trail echo]

clearly not a cat

[toxic breach]

hey its me

[dull sapphire]

then what

[toxic breach]

hive

[dull sapphire]

hive deer

[warm oriole]

u cat

[toxic breach]

no i am hive

[peak scaffold]

a gas pump isnt even loud😭

[toxic breach]

you are KadenFineXD

[dull sapphire]

what are u

[toxic breach]

hive

[hazy cliff]

@dull sapphire dms i got someone for you

[lavish fog]

It made a loud noise. Maybe it was broken?

[umbral grotto]

i will

[shrewd elbow]

Superb bro never go bald bro

[umbral grotto]

umm

ill try not to

[dull sapphire]

omg cat

[peak scaffold]

well anyways, thats like somethin u need to learn

[tawdry sluice]

Yo

[peak scaffold]

ik ur apart of the aristocracy but like life skills are important too

[daring bloom]

dont trust me

[lavish fog]

I'll hire a gas filler.

Ratatouille is a peasant dish.

[peak scaffold]

same person talking about sum "give me hive cosemetics!!"

[timber breach]

I’ve been un-timeouted

[peak scaffold]

why are larping larp

[timber breach]

EHEHEHE

[lavish fog]

I'll take the laser shark costume!

[timber breach]

[peak scaffold]

Ill do that if you pay off my car, buy me a s26 ultra, buy me a switch 2, and buy me pokopia

[plucky crag]

[lavish fog]

Andriod 🥀

[lavish fog]

How much you got on your car loan?

[shrewd elbow]

Oh my god marlin is one of those apple people bro

[lavish fog]

One of those *cool people.

[timber breach]

I agree with your bio bro

[peak scaffold]

idk like 700 i think💔

[peak scaffold]

a cool person wouldnt care about what company someone buys a phone from

just buy what u like💔💔💔

[lavish fog]

I can do that lol. I lost $500 last week on stocks.

[plucky crag]

Very nice

[umbral grotto]

can i have all ur stocks

[lavish fog]

I only buy from: pacsun, ralph lauren, tommy hilfiguer, and american eagle.

[lavish fog]

You can have 0.000001 of bitcoin.

[peak scaffold]

😭😭😭 I was joking twin
Also my cars in my moms name anyways so💔

[peak scaffold]

yk i gen dont know if ir ragebaiting

[lavish fog]

I literally do not have clothes from anywhere else.

I only buy from there.

[daring bloom]

larp larp larp sahur'

[keen kayak]

[peak scaffold]

what a mature person

[umbral grotto]

tysm

[peak scaffold]

ofc vra

[lavish fog]

Dm me the venmo @ and I;ll send it over.

[lavish fog]

Except for the fem clothes, thats all from amazon.

Cora, do you follow my very cool femboy insta?

[umbral grotto]

its "qwee"

[peak scaffold]

Bro is rich and buys from amazon

[keen kayak]

You are a pretty nice folk as fak

[lavish fog]

Theres like 10 people named that.

[lavish fog]

I can't use my credit card for that.

[umbral grotto]

im the 4th one

[lavish fog]

I have so buy amazon gift cards for my secret amazon account and order it there.

[lavish fog]

qwee2-2?

[peak scaffold]

why dont u buy giftcards for like

good stores

[lavish fog]

Like which?

[granite cave]

Hello lunr

[peak scaffold]

about any other one

even Target would be better😭

[dull sapphire]

U CAT

[peak scaffold]

i mean target in general isnt bad actually

[dull sapphire]

omg apple

[granite cave]

🫂

[lavish fog]

Whenever my friend drives me there I buy a bunch of fem clothes.

[granite cave]

Nice

[peak scaffold]

ok i gotta ask

[dull sapphire]

🫂

[peak scaffold]

do u haven have a drivers liscense

[lavish fog]

I do!

[granite cave]

Nope 😃

[peak scaffold]

cough cough first time ive been postively shocked by u

[granite cave]

🫂 hru buddy

[peak scaffold]

Kdding! kinda

[viscid otter]

Hello

[lavish fog]

[lavish fog]

Heyo 🪀

[dull sapphire]

🫂 im fine thnku wbu bro

[peak scaffold]

twin resoectfully u got scared by a gas pump

[viscid otter]

Iam new

[dull sapphire]

hi new

[peak scaffold]

Like ily (platonically) but if u werent rich i gen dunno how u would survive

[viscid otter]

Yes

[lavish fog]

I can only drive my mercades car because it has that little standing up logo at the front. If that wasn't there then idk how to balance myself in the lanes.

[somber grail]

I see you in hive hub

[umbral grotto]

noo

[granite cave]

🫂 I feel like a cactus in winter

[peak scaffold]

ok now ur jus ragebaiting😭

[somber grail]

Yesss

[umbral grotto]

nein

[umbral grotto]

oh same with my rolls royce

[dull sapphire]

🫂 wowoow bro

[lavish fog]

My dad tried to teach me with other cars but I kept crossing into other lanes

[shrewd elbow]

Jump her

[dull sapphire]

dude youre cat

[umbral grotto]

no

[lavish fog]

[dull sapphire]

cat

[peak scaffold]

...

[viscid otter]

I need some friends

[umbral grotto]

bleh

[peak scaffold]

hey no reason but can you send me all those funny numbers at the back of ur credit card?

[dull sapphire]

PLEASE CAT

[umbral grotto]

no

[lavish fog]

67

[peak scaffold]

applying to mod so i can ban you

[dull sapphire]

if u not cat then gave me food

[lavish fog]

You'd probably get it too

[umbral grotto]

meow

[peak scaffold]

I was muted for a month like 4 months ago i dont think i would

[lavish fog]

Oh-

[dull sapphire]

YAYEOWWW

u cat now

[peak scaffold]

why are u looking for other cats

[dull sapphire]

cuz i need cat friend

[umbral grotto]

bleh

[peak scaffold]

Anywho you should like give me a 600 dollar giftcard to walmart or target so i can buy a switch 2 and pokopia

[shrewd elbow]

Cats are the worst bro

[peak scaffold]

jail.

[dull sapphire]

sometime it is

but lemme bite u first

[lavish fog]

$600 is crazy.

That's like 50 dresses.

[umbral grotto]

i need a dress

[shrewd elbow]

This thanksgiving I'm partially thankful for your partial agreement bro

[lavish fog]

Same.

[granite cave]

Hello CUTIE 😈

[peak scaffold]

yk seeing as u buy from amazon i wouldnt be shocked if ur dresses are 12 dollars

[shrewd elbow]

Hello apple bro

[umbral grotto]

we can match

[peak scaffold]

kid of a millionaire and buys amazon basics💔

[lavish fog]

Is that a lot for a dress?

[granite cave]

🫂 give me some sugar

[peak scaffold]

no, its cheap

[umbral grotto]

yes

[bold pulsar]

Heyo

[lavish fog]

Heyo 🪀

[tawdry sluice]

67

[shrewd elbow]

🫂 yes bro

[peak scaffold]

dresses are usually not 12 dollars

[lavish fog]

Thats the goal!

[granite cave]

🌵

[granite cave]

🫂

[shrewd elbow]

Throw that at marlin bro

[granite cave]

Bet

[shrewd elbow]

🫂

[peak scaffold]

why are u buying ultra cheap clothes as a rich person

[lavish fog]

:(

[bold pulsar]

[lavish fog]

I told you!

[shrewd elbow]

Oopsies

[peak scaffold]

ur clothes should not cost the same as ur drink

[granite cave]

@lavish fog YEET! 🌵

[bold pulsar]

[lavish fog]

How else am I supposed to buy fem clothes without my parents finding out?

[shrewd elbow]

Cute bee bro

[granite cave]

The cactus 🌵 is watching you

[bold pulsar]

[bold pulsar]

[granite cave]

It might follow you...

[bold pulsar]

Sure 😃

[granite cave]

The cactus is gonna hug you now

[bold pulsar]

[peak scaffold]

Here are some options Buy giftcards and spend that way. Buy from places physically, dont get reciepts. Get a job. uhh theres prolly more

[shrewd elbow]

I wish cactuses were real

[bold pulsar]

[lavish fog]

Thats what I do! I get gift cards on my credit cards. But I can't spend like $100 at once on a gift card.

[granite cave]

🫂 TOO LATE

[tawdry sluice]

just say it’s for a “costume” 💀

[bold pulsar]

Noo

[lavish fog]

Not that easy.

Also L excuse.

[kind viper]

@granite cave

[peak scaffold]

use walmart or Target giftcards, buy like 20-50 dollars at a time. enter them into ur account, and just keep doing that every week till u have enough money

[keen turtle]

r u going to the insane

[granite cave]

I was the cactus all along 🌵 >🍎

[peak scaffold]

or as normal ppl call it saving up

[proven spruce]

ill paypal

[lavish fog]

Thats what I do. But its more like $20 every month.

[granite cave]

🫂 always but fist lets lick that brain of urs just to be sure

[peak scaffold]

boo

[bold pulsar]

Hehe wana be friends?

[tawdry sluice]

ok then you’re on your own with that one chief

[lavish fog]

:(

[lavish fog]

:O

[granite cave]

[keen turtle]

r u going to the most crazy insanest of the bedwars

[proven spruce]

If I had the money 😢

[peak scaffold]

rich gey richer

[granite cave]

No no no no!

[peak scaffold]

theres always the job option

[granite cave]

NO

[proven spruce]

what if hes not old enough

[lavish fog]

Boo.

Then I'd have to pay taxes.

[granite cave]

HEY!

I saw that!

[bold pulsar]

[peak scaffold]

he is.

[proven spruce]

Is he 16

[granite cave]

🫂

[peak scaffold]

hes an adult💔

[dull sapphire]

cats

[lavish fog]

I'm level 20.

[bold pulsar]

🫂

[proven spruce]

😭

[lavish fog]

I don't want a job.

Not yet atleast.

[dull sapphire]

then be cat

[keen turtle]

yea

[peak scaffold]

"im 20, 20 is young!!!!"

[lavish fog]

Peak idea.

[lavish fog]

Yes.

[dull sapphire]

omg this guy

[lavish fog]

I'll get a job later.

[keen turtle]

who?

[bold pulsar]

[dull sapphire]

CATTT

[keen turtle]

im not femboy vro 😭

[granite cave]

🫂

[peak scaffold]

imagine being rich enough to have that priveledge

[dull sapphire]

r u a guy before dude

[peak scaffold]

boringgg

[granite cave]

For now

[keen turtle]

what is this guy talking about

[keen turtle]

im a guy

[kind viper]

Rich enough to have a job…? ??

[bold pulsar]

[lavish fog]

I got an internship this summer for a data science/swe role! Its $25 an hour with a 2500 signing bonus.

[dull sapphire]

why u use girl pfp

[keen turtle]

no bored players in this chat

[dull sapphire]

acting like youre a girl

[peak scaffold]

rich enough to be able to wait to get one

despite being 20

[keen turtle]

im cute

[timber breach]

WOOO JOB

[dull sapphire]

gay enough to die

[kind viper]

Oh, how’s that wealth tho

[lavish fog]

British froggy!!

[keen turtle]

not now

[granite cave]

🫂

[lavish fog]

Am I finally unblocked

[kind viper]

Goose

[peak scaffold]

ykcwhat else paid internships are called

[granite cave]

🫂 FROGY

[lavish fog]

:(

[keen turtle]

i thought this word was banned from this dc server

[peak scaffold]

wat

[dull sapphire]

SCULFY

[kind viper]

Food

[lavish fog]

What? :o

[keen turtle]

alr guys watch me

[peak scaffold]

gay or die?

[dull sapphire]

no matter youre still a femboy

[peak scaffold]

Job.

[granite cave]

🫂

[lavish fog]

No no no no.

[timber breach]

That’s a new one

[granite cave]

Scruffy

[dull sapphire]

CAR

[keen turtle]

they actually banned the word “t s”

[granite cave]

This?

[keen turtle]

idk

[dull sapphire]

did i said t s

[dull sapphire]

OFC IT IS

[peak scaffold]

Please tell me what u think the difference between a job and paid internship is

[keen turtle]

yea t s

[dull sapphire]

when

[lavish fog]

Its whatever I say.

[keen turtle]

watch

[timber breach]

Still a job

[granite cave]

Internship... disgusting

[peak scaffold]

✅️

[dull sapphire]

CATS

[timber breach]

I’ll unblock you if you say it’s a job

[dull sapphire]

watch what

[timber breach]

[lavish fog]

I'm already unblocked lol.

I see your roles.

[dull sapphire]

watching you to be a femboy

[keen turtle]

look closely

[peak scaffold]

she will reblock u

[lavish fog]

But fine

I suppose an internship is a job...

[peak scaffold]

paid internship

theres unpaid ones

[lavish fog]

If only being a femboy fulltime could be a job,

[dull sapphire]

i didnt pay attention

[granite cave]

Its hell thats what that is

[dull sapphire]

what did u send pig

ohhh

[timber breach]

You’re not getting paid

[dull sapphire]

but i dont remember when i said t s

[timber breach]

Jobs are paid

[dull sapphire]

cat are free to paid

they gave free food for cats

and free toilet and free home and free water

and free bed

[timber breach]

Services: volunteer work. Jobs: paid work

[kind viper]

[peak scaffold]

I had a reply to a certain message and I wont specify further i just wanted yall to know that

[granite cave]

Omg

🥹

[dull sapphire]

BAGUWTTE

[lavish fog]

?

[peak scaffold]

what if ur job is a server🤔

[dull sapphire]

easy

[timber breach]

Are you getting paid

[dull sapphire]

nah fr

[peak scaffold]

I had a reply to a certain message and I wont specify further i just wanted yall to know that

[kind viper]

[peak scaffold]

Well ye but ur also doing a service

[dull sapphire]

OMG BAGUETTES

[peak scaffold]

therefor ur doing services

[lavish fog]

I'm mysterious 🕵️

[peak scaffold]

and a job

[kind viper]

but, now that we know who you are, doesn’t that mean you aren’t

[peak scaffold]

twin ik ur full name and adress

ignore that i dont

[lavish fog]

HUH?!

[dull sapphire]

find me

[peak scaffold]

heh😼

[kind viper]

marlin da duck, 123 Pond rd

[peak scaffold]

i cant ur too nonchalant and mysterious

[timber breach]

Then it’s a job

[dull sapphire]

im not that mysterious

[peak scaffold]

but its also a service

[dull sapphire]

im being leaked all the time on front of peoples

[timber breach]

Services are voluntary

[dull sapphire]

and being patted honestly

[lavish fog]

What services?

[timber breach]

Community service is voluntary

Acts of service is voluntary

[lavish fog]

I volunteer at my local library.

[timber breach]

You picking what I’m putting down?

[lavish fog]

Most of the time nope.

[peak scaffold]

thats not what the definition is

[peak scaffold]

wat

[lavish fog]

The definion is what I say it is.

If I make a big enough donation to the Merriman and Webster family they'll change the definion in their dictionary for me.

[peak scaffold]

you know like less than 200 english words shush

[dull sapphire]

cuz im a cat

[lavish fog]

I know all of the words.

[peak scaffold]

ok but theres alot more dictionaries

[lavish fog]

They're all irrelevant.

[peak scaffold]

half of ur tiktok dms to me are "what?" cuz i said a word u didnt know

(ones i learned in middle school)

[lavish fog]

1. ohheycreeper - 211,950
2. lazymeraki - 193,014
3. truthfullemon4 - 185,460
4. cludfr - 118,238
5. shrimppoptart - 116,547
6. anabsurdlylongname - 115,338
7. tuckmw - 112,800
8. MarlinDuck - 108,011

[trail echo]

meow

[lavish fog]

I'm #8. Meaning I'm the 8th coolest person here.

[lavish fog]

Hii!!

[trail echo]

hi pookie

[peak scaffold]

Sending 100k messages in a discord doesnt automatically mean cool i think

[trail echo]

those who are cool

[lavish fog]

Says the not number 8.

[timber breach]

People have different perspectives on what it means

[lavish fog]

And I have the one true perspectives.

[peak scaffold]

and yours are

unique

[regal parrot]

Idk

[peak scaffold]

ig

[lavish fog]

Its okay, you can accept it as fact.

[timber breach]

Just like people have different perspectives on what integrity means which is why a lot of them ask “what does integrity mean to you”

[lavish fog]

Its not an opinion.

[regal parrot]

🫠

[lavish fog]

I define integrity because I always have it in all actions I partake in.

[peak scaffold]

couldnt fill up a tank of gas btw

cant drive without a mercedes btw

[lavish fog]

*without a thingy in front of the car

[lavish fog]

Its high key boring.

And no one taught me.

[peak scaffold]

well thats cuz its not a hobby

[timber breach]

Volunteering: making content for fun because you love it. Job: being an influencer getting paid for that same content

[peak scaffold]

its like, a life skill

[timber breach]

There’s my perspective

[kind viper]

@granite cave i have baguettes in my van

[timber breach]

That won’t get you the job unfortunately

You gotta go in depth on why

[lavish fog]

I'm #8.

[timber breach]

Why does it matter to have integrity

[kind viper]

how do you get out of said depth once submerged

[lavish fog]

Will that work?

[timber breach]

No

[lavish fog]

Boo hiring manager 👎

[timber breach]

[lavish fog]

They don't recognize my cool-ness.

[granite cave]

🫂

[kind viper]

who hires the hiring manager, doesn’t that make them the hiring manager, and who hired them

[lavish fog]

[peak scaffold]

I think being in the 99th percentile of most messages in a popular discord server actually puts you in the first percentile in their list of who to hire

[granite cave]

The hire-er

[timber breach]

Yes but people have different perspectives on what integrity means

[lavish fog]

What does this mean?

[balmy spoke]

Who should I ping bro

[lavish fog]

TIMMUSS!!

[peak scaffold]

person who claims to know every word btw

[peak scaffold]

@ on1mooon

[lavish fog]

Clank, splodger, and ajax!

[timber breach]

Like there’s personal integrity and then theres academic and professional integrity

[lavish fog]

I use chatgpt to write all my essays.

[balmy spoke]

I can ping clankstar

[lavish fog]

Do it.

[peak scaffold]

this doesnt shock me actually

[peak scaffold]

I feel like if anyone can get away with it timus can

[balmy spoke]

Lies

[timber breach]

Not gonna help you at all bc most of the time you won’t have your phone on you so-

[lavish fog]

Truth.

[balmy spoke]

@main sluice hi

[kind viper]

Who’s marlin

[lavish fog]

Me

[kind viper]

Me?

[mild crypt]

hii

[timber breach]

Who is Marlin bro

I’ve never heard of them

[kind viper]

Me, apparently

[lavish fog]

The #8th coolest person on hive.

[mild crypt]

cap

[timber breach]

Then you are cool bro

[spring berry]

🧢

[kind viper]

i’m more of a sombrero guy myself

[kind viper]

ok bro, you too bro

[balmy spoke]

[mild crypt]

mexicano

[peak scaffold]

Writing all your essays with ChatGPT isn't just stress relieving— It's life saving, and honestly? Thats amazing.

[mild crypt]

its risky

[timber breach]

Risky tbf

[kind viper]

@timber breach bro

[mild crypt]

if yu have a smartt teacher

[timber breach]

[mild crypt]

then u will get to know about the consequences

[peak scaffold]

Tbf my teachers arent the smartest so i could get away with it. Thankfully I have a functioning brain so I write my own essays.

[kind viper]

that’s a big word, can we shorten that

[mild crypt]

doing the right thing

[timber breach]

You’ll get a big fat “Z” in that grade book

[peak scaffold]

Using ai for assignments is like super stupid 99% of the time

[lavish fog]

It saves so much time.

[kind viper]

WOAH, body shaming the letters, that’s wild

[mild crypt]

pfp also

[kind viper]

do better bro, do better

[timber breach]

[peak scaffold]

you dont have a job WHAT do you need that time for

[pseudo cypress]

Dm for ediy

[lavish fog]

Jestermaxxing.

[kind viper]

sleeping

[pseudo cypress]

Edit

[mild crypt]

holy writing

[peak scaffold]

Marlin is a profit now?

[mild crypt]

yeAH This is reasonable for sur e

[pseudo cypress]

Dm for edit

[peak scaffold]

thats not.

prophet*

[timber breach]

Dawg, who are you talking to? It’s showing “profile not found”

[lavish fog]

I always make profit

[peak scaffold]

LMAO

[lavish fog]

Scvulty being a meanie

[peak scaffold]

cough cough and thats why u use ur dads money