🐝・hive-chat

[frosty igloo]

like i dont play hive as much yet you dont see me making it a big deal do you? 😂

in fact probs at all

[dusky talon]

The only ppl who I would tell are like close friends I met on the server

[timber grove]

I don't have the time I had in 2018-2020 anymore to play Hive, but I still join the server to at least get every hunt costume and play sometimes :D

[frosty igloo]

yeah

[dusky talon]

Then I'd just vanish

[uneven forum]

And I do not even play Hive anymore... maybe for more than 3 years... and yeah, it is not such a big deal.

[frosty igloo]

fr

[dusky talon]

I play every so often

But mostly play other games

[timber grove]

Yeah, same

[keen turtle]

do u trust me i will quit hive on april 2nd?

[timber grove]

I'm more into singleplayer games than online nowadays

[brave matrix]

uhh yes

[fathom pelican]

so much more relaxing

[dusky talon]

They're also allowed to express their disagreement with the action

[dusky talon]

Same

[brave matrix]

you’ve been saying it for a while

[keen turtle]

see???? they trusted me

[keen turtle]

yea

[dusky talon]

You questioned it

Same general idea

Because I also commented on it

If we agree I can defend the idea

[old silo]

Did the Hive admins recently aquire SCP-____-J or something

[dusty saffron]

rude

[dusky talon]

You may be talking to them here but you also question why

I can give my opinion as to why considering I agree with their statement

[tawdry sluice]

Hi sirumair

[old silo]

NO

[dusky talon]

Its normal for here

[old silo]

@grand smelt is sirumair

[dusky talon]

I wouldnt say rude either

[frosty igloo]

because i had a nose bleed? plus i actually have a life

[old silo]

[timber grove]

They have acquired more than you can imagine 😈

[subtle jewel]

Bro the new quest master skin is so ugly

[frosty igloo]

yeah cuz at the time i had some free time?

[merry laurel]

sousee

[frosty igloo]

i never made a fuss i just said they were pranking you

cuz they are

its april 1st today so thats why i said it

[timber grove]

Why is bro arguing with everyone

[frosty igloo]

as i said i wasnt making a fuss i couldn’t care less im just expressing what i think

am i not allowed to?

[subtle jewel]

Yo guys stop arguing over me

There's enough of me to go around

[frosty igloo]

sorry i dont see your staff role?

[subtle jewel]

Like chill

[brave matrix]

[onyx kettle]

lol and aren't you wasting ur free time judging what's right or wrong of someone's opinions

have humor on april fools chill out

do you think ur some kind of a goddess giving turns here lmao

[frosty igloo]

i mean i do have humour but im just letting yk if that was april fools or not and it is. thats all i said lmao

and im getting bullied for it LOL

[onyx kettle]

all of this would not escalate if you all didn't care much

[timber grove]

I'm waiting my turn

[frosty igloo]

i mean personally i dont care if they were pranking you or not im just saying if it was april fools and it is, but apparently i cant say that anymore 😭

[subtle jewel]

Ur all bums lmao

[frosty igloo]

its called informing

[timber grove]

☹️

[dusky talon]

90% of the playerbase btw

[acoustic hinge]

[sterile eagle]

What did hive do this year for April fools?

[frosty igloo]

nothing so far

[sterile eagle]

💔

[dusky talon]

The pet

[frosty igloo]

idk if the pet is part of april fools or not

tbh idk if thats the question he was referring to or updates in general

[dusky talon]

I dont think they ever did anything besides one pet/mount

Or smth along the lines of that

[frosty igloo]

yeah fair

[dusky talon]

The pet was announced as if it was this new innovation

[sterile eagle]

Like how last year, there was a chair mount given to all cuz of April Fools

[dusky talon]

So i assume the pet was the april fools joke this year

[sterile eagle]

It might be

I'll check later

[final night]

It isss

I think it’s cuteee

[tired fractal]

Haiiipp

[ornate stag]

At least I finally got a pet for real even if it was the April fools one🥹

[dusky talon]

I haven't seen it

I just know the announcement

[dusky talon]

@sterile eagle

It's a pet

[subtle jewel]

What do u guys think of the new quest master skin

[final night]

Yeahhh, I could tell you what it is but I’m sure you would like to see it for yourself

[dusky talon]

I'm not home for like 5h

I'll see when I get back

[final night]

Sounds good 🙂‍↕️

[sterile eagle]

a free pet?

[final night]

Yesss

April fools free cosmetic

[sterile eagle]

Ohhh wowwww

Yayyyyy

[final night]

Yess

[arctic arrow]

guys its my friends bday can yall sqy some cringe messages before i go

[final night]

Just log on

This year it’s a pet so look for something abnormal in your pet menu

[arctic arrow]

pleeeease

[past nest]

Why does it take IDA Pro 3 FLIPPING DAYS NON STOP to analyze a 300 MB .so file bro 🙏

[uneven forum]

Does anyone here want to pursue a PhD?

[woeful glen]

wanna play guys?

hehe, please im so lonely

[fathom pelican]

ask in looking 4 party channel

surely someone wants to

[hazy cliff]

what the freak is this april fools pet

[uneven seal]

you're analyzing mcpelauncher mods?

[light lagoon]

_ _

[tired fractal]

_ _

[crude iron]

April 1st and still no mm update

[final night]

Peak

[past nest]

Yeah I want to port the thirdpersonnametag to 26.0

[uneven seal]

woah

[fathom pelican]

i think theyll drop bw season 5 before mm update

[uneven seal]

do you know howw they work by any chance

[fathom pelican]

due to popularity and stuff

[crude iron]

I have a feeling this will happen lmao

[valid igloo]

hallo

[uneven seal]

and do you know how to put the stats viewer on it?

[fathom pelican]

bedwars mystery

[valid igloo]

bugrock

[fathom pelican]

bed mystery

[past nest]

going on a wild ride to be honest. But I know someone who does know about mods.

[valid igloo]

mystery machine

[raven fjord]

Bro hive gets with the times

when are you adding the triple t skin

😢

[past nest]

Stat viewer? Like which one? Are you talking about the one that flarial has or???

[valid igloo]

🥀

@past nest why u so shy 🥺

[uneven seal]

yes that one

the flarial hive stats module

[past nest]

Hmmm someone would have to make it because flarial is built with windows in mind.

Which I do not know how to 😅

[uneven seal]

ohh 😭

[past nest]

But yeah it's one of the mods that I want aswell 💔

[uneven seal]

FR

[past nest]

What mods do you use

[uneven seal]

shaders mod, and dc prevent thats pretty much it

linux doesnt have a lot of mods

[past nest]

Yeah you personally have to hunt them from GitHub because the list in the launcher is pretty brief.

[uneven seal]

😭

fun

[hasty rampart]

[uneven seal]

can you share some of the mods you use in the bread server

[vocal sparrow]

Hi

[uneven seal]

no u

[hasty rampart]

[uneven seal]

🙂‍↔️

[hasty rampart]

Mods remove Aeecii yt rank

[onyx coyote]

i was only on to get the pet btw

sorry i didnt join

[tropic birch]

also green

[hasty rampart]

I hate u now

[past nest]

Sure but I don't use many either I think. But I'll check what I use when I get back home.

[uneven seal]

oki thank you :D

[safe wadi]

hm

[quick dew]

Aeeya

[uneven seal]

hey thats me

[restive heath]

The host is disconnected and the server cannot be logged in. I was able to put in other online servers without any problems.

WHY!?????

[tropic birch]

[uneven seal]

🙂‍↕️

[tropic birch]

give your device a little reboot
phone, router
who knows

[hasty rampart]

Hive should ad prestige 10 to sw

[uneven seal]

NO

[torpid iron]

Cant hive Just get good anticheat

[restive heath]

I did everything.😭😭😭😭😭😭

[tropic birch]

aight plan B
what do you play on? PC/Phone/Console?

[restive heath]

Tablet(Android)

[hasty rampart]

Chatgpt how do I make brownies

[visual plover]

or guitar console

[tropic birch]

I see
got any other devices to test with?
a phone might suffice

[left cipher]

hello sigmas

[tropic birch]

please refrain from comparing me to a silly AI

[restive heath]

I also have a smartphone, I'll try it on all devices, but I couldn't put HIVE in.

[restive heath]

🎸

[tropic birch]

hmmm

[visual plover]

now full clear TTFAF on expert

[tropic birch]

did you try any of hive's direct IP's?

[ruby jasper]

mmmm

[restive heath]

no
what this?

[tropic birch]

#🐝・hive-chat message

[restive heath]

ok

[tropic birch]

give it your best shot

[quick dew]

Aeeya

[restive heath]

Thank you😭

[tropic birch]

anytime!

[brave matrix]

aeeya

[quick dew]

Aeeyaaaa

[brave matrix]

[restive heath]

a) cant😭

[outer imp]

I ain't a furry no more and went back to my old branding

oh btw

[ruby jasper]

i duno

[outer imp]

what's the new cool awesome pet

[weak kernel]

I'm not ChatGPT, but I still know how to do it; take one fish, place the fish on an air, then put the air inside the fish, fry the fish and you're finished

[restive heath]

It seems that HIVE hates m😭

Even though I finally entered the Prestige😭

[dull mango]

Rah

[dull mango]

Glitchy sheep 🔥

[outer imp]

ooh that sounds fun!

[dull mango]

Real

[zenith heart]

and it actually moves unlike the rock 🗣️

[dull mango]

Fr

I never expected a free pet to be this good

[hazy cliff]

a glitched out pig

[dull carbon]

goodmorning chat

[ruby jasper]

night for me bois

[dull carbon]

goodnight hyperF3gamerind

[ruby jasper]

[dull carbon]

dude i went to buy skittles at my vending machine and they got STUCK

[hazy cliff]

happy april

[hazy cliff]

that’s nice

[dull carbon]

freaking stupid skittles i didnt want them anyway

[dull carbon]

no im emo now

[hazy cliff]

just shake the machine

[dull carbon]

it was too heavy….

i tried trust but the top was too high and machine was too heavy

😭😭😭😭

[hazy cliff]

see i think that would be a valid ad for a gym center

[dull carbon]

……..

id rather die before stepping foot in a gym

[hazy cliff]

same, except i have a gym in my house

[dull carbon]

oh okay show off ill just use ur gym

[hazy cliff]

no one’s allowed

[dull carbon]

LAAAME

[hazy cliff]

“i didn’t want your gym anyway”

[dull carbon]

YEAHHH what they said

[snow creek]

@potent path

[hazy cliff]

what a wonderful gamertag

[little wharf]

Pig or sheep

[hazy cliff]

i think it’s a sheep, it was 1 am on my phone when i saw it

[eager lagoon]

eminem signed a one day contract for the detroit lions as a quarterback😭😭

[hazy cliff]

you’re lying

[dull carbon]

oh yeah ive done that before, it was sick

[hazy cliff]

you did not

[dull carbon]

i DID too

[eager lagoon]

i can send ss bruh

[hazy cliff]

they didn’t want you anyway

[dull carbon]

i play w lebron bruh

[eager lagoon]

u were a qb?

[dull carbon]

yerrrrpppp i was a qb yes

[eager lagoon]

im talking about american football😭

not basketball

[hazy cliff]

still not strong enough to shake a vending machine

[dull carbon]

yeah ik but im telling u how versatile i am

[eager lagoon]

yes you are

[dull carbon]

no but thats what its all abt, see i may be weak but its all in the mindset trust

[hazy cliff]

right right

[dull carbon]

and im a mathematician bro, i helped u on ur linear equations yesterday

dude im actually so sigma

[hazy cliff]

man i hate math

[dull carbon]

me too 🫩🫩🫩

[bleak orchid]

Is there anything interesting happening on the server in the Hub right now?

[dull carbon]

yeah im on rn

[hazy cliff]

absolutely not

[little wharf]

Yes mm update

And bw s6

[bleak orchid]

Do you know that the glitch sheep has a secret variant?

[eager lagoon]

appreciate it

[echo kiln]

Guyss they finally released the mm update yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

It's so dope

[little wharf]

[flint sandal]

Why does the button for reporting ppls not work

Ppl*

[little wharf]

Yes best mm update

Ever

[formal thorn]

They finally deleted jet pack in bedwars lets go

[flint sandal]

Is it just me or u also having the Same Problem

[echo kiln]

Fr

It's so goated

[hazy cliff]

wait are you fr

i’ll play bw everyday if they acc remove it

[echo kiln]

It's April fools gng 😭

[hazy cliff]

.

[echo kiln]

You are being messed with

[hazy cliff]

no way!!!

omg why are they lying to me!

[formal thorn]

I deadass would to

But no it wasn’t removed sadly

[hazy cliff]

i was okay with the fireball but the jetpack is just too much bro

[bleak orchid]

https://forum.playhive.com/uploads/default/original/3X/3/1/31b567ce6d2b3cd6fb132ed018ad2fb1e7ab3ef9.png

||Happy April Fools' Day ||

[formal thorn]

It’s a hard enough life for me as a mobile player, jetpack sucks ahh 😭

[dull carbon]

just get a pc brah

[tardy yacht]

bleh

[light lagoon]

_ _

[dull carbon]

thats exactly what i was saying

[hazy cliff]

in this economy???

[ruby jasper]

sell my soul to my self

[little wharf]

Next season bruh

Jetpack will be destroyed forever

[hazy cliff]

season 1 was great

[little wharf]

S2 best season

[dull carbon]

yeah light work trust, my pc setup has like 8 monitors and like 5 kwyboars and mouses

[hazy cliff]

that’s when i made one of the first ever asmr keyboard and mouse bedwars gameplay

[hazy cliff]

woah now

[dull carbon]

so what if HYPOTHETICALLY we stop giving bw updates and do a mm update

[dull carbon]

yeahhh fear me

[hazy cliff]

you already know they’re doing the gta 6 strat so that’s not happening

[dull carbon]

[solid cypress]

who up walking in japan rn

[tardy yacht]

h

[hazy cliff]

japan

[little wharf]

Its out

Mm update everyone is waiting for is out now

#📰・hive-updates

[hazy cliff]

i genuinely hate april fools, false hope all day

[vague patio]

a new pet... yay 💀

[keen turtle]

yo

[keen turtle]

hahahahaha lol

[drifting coral]

Sure sure

[dull carbon]

yeahyeah a girl can dream

[formal thorn]

The season where jetpack is removed is automatically the best season oat

[dull carbon]

idt this guy likes the jetpack chat

[formal thorn]

I just think it’s extremely overused and op

[dull carbon]

see now i absolutely agree with that statement

[formal thorn]

I’m just acting rather silly

[dull carbon]

but all pvp in general is overused and op

[formal thorn]

😭

[dull carbon]

who likes pvp amirite chat

[formal thorn]

Subtle reaching is overused and op

[eager lagoon]

[hazy cliff]

i just think it doesn’t require skill, just legs

[formal thorn]

^

Jetpack immediately takes away a lot of skill required for bedwars

[little wharf]

I don't use jetpacks but i use potion 😈

[dull carbon]

im sure it is yes (i dont pvp)

[hazy cliff]

i was chasing this dude for 15 minutes and he ended up winning cuz of it

and i recorded it too!

[formal thorn]

The amount of times this has happened to me bro 😭

I’ve legit raged cause of this

[hazy cliff]

I’m gonna ask splodger if i can use my speed increaser texture pack

[eager lagoon]

hell say no

[dull carbon]

me too but in mm 🫩

[weak kernel]

In my opinion it's really cool and pets are rare so I love it

[little wharf]

Who are these random people with red name i see them everywhere

[plain barn]

What’s the new pet

[hazy cliff]

how do you not know game moustafa

[hazy cliff]

fire craft do you still watch muffinjuice

[little wharf]

I even saw a random dude named booky in gravity

[plain barn]

Ofc

[hazy cliff]

he made a video about balls it was funny

[plain barn]

What’s the new pet

[hazy cliff]

booky is the goat bro he been doing hive content for years

[little wharf]

The pet

[plain barn]

Bro

What is it like acc

[hazy cliff]

it’s like a glitched out sheep

[plain barn]

Bru

[hazy cliff]

it like floats around

[little wharf]

The pet

[drifting coral]

Random...

[hazy cliff]

ikr

[keen turtle]

yo

[little wharf]

I also saw a blue axolotl guy

[keen turtle]

😭 😭 😭

[onyx coyote]

it's kinda poop

[keen turtle]

thats a ytber vro

[plain barn]

Fe

[hazy cliff]

blue axolotl?

[little wharf]

I think its pontybow

[hazy cliff]

oh this guy

[keen turtle]

yo im quitting hive tmr so… 😢

[dull carbon]

why

[drifting coral]

I wonder who he is

[onyx coyote]

april fools

[hazy cliff]

i will delete all my 10 channels and trade them for bitcoin

[dull carbon]

……….

[onyx coyote]

tut tut tut

[drifting coral]

Check date

[dull carbon]

i just got fooled on april

[onyx coyote]

BOI

[summer rover]

LETS GOOOO

[keen turtle]

lose motivation, bored, no updates and fill with beggars

[dull carbon]

im going to hurt you

[hazy cliff]

chill );

[keen turtle]

r u insane

[drifting coral]

Can you dm me it

[onyx coyote]

YIKES

[keen turtle]

april 2nd is april fools too 😭

[dull carbon]

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[onyx coyote]

you good there?

[bleak orchid]

yes

[past nest]

@uneven seal I use these mods:

• DC Prevent
• MaterialBinLoader (the shadersmod)
• ThirdPersonNametag (only supports 1.21.130 yet, I am trying to port it to 26.0)
• Zoom

I have the fullbright mod but I don't use it. Oh and environment changer too, you can change day time and fog etc.

[dull carbon]

no im ANGRY

[formal maple]

[summer rover]

no

[eager lagoon]

this kid bruh

[keen turtle]

why ur celebrating me quitting hive

[bleak orchid]

[onyx coyote]

did you not like my niche meme reference

[keen turtle]

who haha

[hazy cliff]

67

[dull carbon]

are u talking abt BOI

[kind viper]

no it isn’t

[drifting coral]

We are all quitting today

[onyx coyote]

soooooo nicheee

[formal maple]

💔

[summer rover]

check the date

[dull carbon]

thix thevennnn

[hazy cliff]

i had to man

[formal maple]

in 2026

[keen turtle]

yea

[eager lagoon]

STOP

[dull carbon]

soooooooo nicheee righttttt…..

[keen turtle]

YEAAAA

[dull carbon]

BAHAHHA

[hazy cliff]

i still say skibidi every now and then

[terse kettle]

...

[keen turtle]

today is march 31st

[kind viper]

according to what source

[formal maple]

that’s from 2023 💔

[onyx coyote]

if you don't believe me then you're just a hater 👿

[terse kettle]

..........................

[onyx coyote]

you don't wanna know what i do to haters

[formal maple]

we’re 3 years ahead gng

[hazy cliff]

i like saying words that i used to find cringe

[eager lagoon]

bro

[formal maple]

[terse kettle]

I think bro doesn't know everybody is not from the same timezone

[dull carbon]

im NEVER peanut butter and jealous

[keen turtle]

ask @formal maple

[formal maple]

hi

[eager lagoon]

because ur doing actually nothing to them

[onyx coyote]

holy moly i love that

[dull carbon]

thanks i made it

[keen turtle]

hi

[onyx coyote]

i might have to steal it every now and then

[dull carbon]

no its MINE shoo fly

unless u give me credit heh

[onyx coyote]

im gonna use that every day

[hazy cliff]

le triangle

[onyx coyote]

okay fine

[dull carbon]

im gonna kick u everyday

[dull carbon]

oh ok nvm i take back my statement

[formal maple]

@strange pike
@rustic radish

[dull carbon]

i will not be doing the kicking

[eager lagoon]

YES YES YES

[trim oxide]

chat

[dull carbon]

i LIED

[formal maple]

chatters

[hazy cliff]

la raquette de badminton avec le triangle

[onyx coyote]

check my status

[rustic radish]

[eager lagoon]

NO NO NO

[formal maple]

aha, hello!

[jaunty dove]

I’m up

[rustic radish]

Hi

[dull carbon]

YEAHHHH ok see now thats perfect

[eager lagoon]

who are you again?

[onyx coyote]

thank you thank you

[eager lagoon]

HECK YEA

[jaunty dove]

I woke up super duper early today @eager lagoon

[dull carbon]

what abt YOU do the kicking

[keen turtle]

no.

[eager lagoon]

LETS GO

[bleak orchid]

ImMcGrinder, did you know that the glitch sheep has a secret variant?

[jaunty dove]

It’s 8:36 am

[hazy cliff]

no

[eager lagoon]

i can do it too probably

[onyx coyote]

is it joe 😭😭😭😭

[jaunty dove]

It’s 9:36 am for u

[keen turtle]

joe mama ahahahaahaha! 🤣 🤣

[hazy cliff]

how did bro know..

[dull carbon]

yes you do it please i dont wanna

[onyx coyote]

AHAHAH

🤢

[jaunty dove]

Bc we are next door neighbors

[eager lagoon]

damn its 3:36

[jaunty dove]

[eager lagoon]

pm

[hazy cliff]

no…

[jaunty dove]

Yes

[jaunty dove]

Wow

[onyx coyote]

2:37*

[eager lagoon]

im gonna kick @onyx coyote s butt

[viral iron]

Ground Wars Conformed!????

[bleak orchid]

no. https://forum.playhive.com/uploads/default/original/3X/3/1/31b567ce6d2b3cd6fb132ed018ad2fb1e7ab3ef9.png

[dull carbon]

break into their gym

[dull carbon]

YEAHHHHH

[hazy cliff]

someone fooled me saying their server was partnering up with hypixel 💀

[onyx coyote]

YIKES

[dull carbon]

can i watch the kicking

[uneven seal]

ohhh alr

[eager lagoon]

im not from london

[onyx coyote]

neither

[plucky swallow]

🍳

[bleak orchid]

||Happy April Fools' Day ||

[onyx coyote]

how

[jaunty dove]

I’ll break into @hazy cliff gym

[eager lagoon]

8pm at grand central station in new york

[dull carbon]

YEAHHHH thats what i said yes

[dull carbon]

okay yes i will be there SHARP

[hazy cliff]

no no no

[jaunty dove]

Yes yes yes

[hazy cliff]

i’ll have to throw my dumbbells at you

[jaunty dove]

Ur 2 pound dumbbells won’t hurt me

[eager lagoon]

are those bells dumb HAHAHA

[hazy cliff]

it’s 64738 pounds

[dull carbon]

BAHAHAHA

[onyx coyote]

[jaunty dove]

You must be strong

Are you a powerlifter

[dull carbon]

what if it was 676767 pounds instead…..

[hazy cliff]

I’m a powerlifter but I’m 140 pounds making me the best powerlifter of all time

[eager lagoon]

i was the first conor mcgregor

[tardy yacht]

meow

[dull carbon]

no bro that was me rmr

[eager lagoon]

thats going to far

[tardy yacht]

meeooww

[eager lagoon]

apologize NOW

[hazy cliff]

yes

[bleak orchid]

[hazy cliff]

let me buy those

[tardy yacht]

mmeeoowww

[dull carbon]

HOW

[dull carbon]

heck no im NOT sorry

[dull carbon]

ok send me $299340021983

[nimble ether]

im bored, who wants a free month of nitro
first come first serve, must not be an active subscriber

[mossy kestrel]

Yo guys check the self promotion my new short!!!

[hazy cliff]

it’s a little bit over my budget, think you could lower the price?

[eager lagoon]

me

[dull carbon]

gove

[dull carbon]

[mossy kestrel]

Meee

[nimble ether]

w reading skills chat
@mossy kestrel dms

[eager lagoon]

HEY!!!!

[mossy kestrel]

?wdym

[dull carbon]

uhhhh sure ill say $299340021982

[eager lagoon]

ok can someone mute her cuz of violation

[hazy cliff]

uhm…

[dull carbon]

WHAT nuh uh

[hazy cliff]

how about 67$

[eager lagoon]

you just slapped me

[tardy yacht]

meoww

[dull carbon]

not enof

[hazy cliff]

how come

[dull carbon]

give MORE

[dull carbon]

ok and so what heh 😼

[hazy cliff]

667

[dull carbon]

i will say $6767

[hazy cliff]

hmm.. i could buy a really good pc with this

[eager lagoon]

thats why you get muted

[onyx coyote]

L generation

[nimble ether]

@mossy kestrel enjoy

[onyx coyote]

67 💔

[eager lagoon]

who are you????

[mossy kestrel]

Thank you very much!!!

[hazy cliff]

hahahaha this is so funny

[dull carbon]

no because uhhh no

[onyx coyote]

literally your only response i swear

[nimble ether]

np ^^

[hazy cliff]

why not

[solid cypress]

can't remember how to say your name

[hazy cliff]

now my turn

[dull carbon]

because uhhhh i said

[eager lagoon]

say wallahi bro swear to god

[nimble ether]

aight bet

[hazy cliff]

let’s go!

[onyx coyote]

sigh

[hazy cliff]

you owe me 5$ whenever you try to explain your thoughts

[dull carbon]

i owe nobody NOTHING buddy

[hazy cliff]

that’s a lie

[summer rover]

they js deleted mm

[dull carbon]

NOOOOOO

[eager lagoon]

good

[dull carbon]

what will i ever do

[eager lagoon]

play lifeboat survuval

[dull carbon]

only good game on hive

[eager lagoon]

survival*

[dull carbon]

actually i like block party i think its called and just build fun w friends

[nimble ether]

@hazy cliff enjoy

[dull carbon]

i think i have before and it was fun ngl

[hazy cliff]

omg my banner is back thanks to @nimble ether

[dull carbon]

wowww how nice of them

[hazy cliff]

yeah and you get nothing

you’re not good enof

[dull carbon]

yeahyeahhhhh i can afford it

[onyx coyote]

im peanut butter and jealous

[dull carbon]

HEY

[hazy cliff]

dang a clone

[onyx coyote]

im myself

[eager lagoon]

can you gift me plsssss

[hazy cliff]

who’s the authentic one

[dull carbon]

u already have nitro buddy

[eager lagoon]

no i dont

[dull carbon]

ok go to our dms

[eager lagoon]

uhmmmmm

[dull carbon]

did u get it?

[onyx coyote]

cough cough im peanut butter and jealous

[dull carbon]

[hazy cliff]

bro this guy

[onyx coyote]

who even is you

[hazy cliff]

I’m manocalm dude

[eager lagoon]

ya

[nimble ether]

when does your nitro basic thing end

[dull carbon]

yayyyyy

[hazy cliff]

everyone knows me @nimble ether you know me right

[nimble ether]

yes

[hazy cliff]

see I’m famous i got hella money

[onyx coyote]

very soon 🫩

[dreamy belfry]

Hi

[eager lagoon]

btw since when are you unbanned

[dull carbon]

hi glorpy

[nimble ether]

hmmmmm

[dull carbon]

since yesterday

[onyx coyote]

since im the best

[onyx coyote]

how do i check

[eager lagoon]

bro spitting lies

[nimble ether]

somewhere under settings and subscription

[eager lagoon]

u

[dull carbon]

me what

i just sneezed twice everyone bless me

[eager lagoon]

no

[dull carbon]

[past rapids]

Hiii guys how are we all

[eager lagoon]

OUCH

[dull carbon]

im never helping u with math AGAIN

[eager lagoon]

im sorry

[dull carbon]

hello kingepic how are u

[eager lagoon]

pls forgive me

[dull carbon]

i accept ur apology

[eager lagoon]

yessssss

[past rapids]

Helloooo I am good how are you all

[dull carbon]

i am swell thank you very much

[eager lagoon]

"swell"

[dull carbon]

i am batman

[past rapids]

The new April fools pet is so cool!

[dull carbon]

its a WORD look it UP

[onyx coyote]

it's not saying

[eager lagoon]

sry mb

[past rapids]

EH HEM.. NUH UH

[onyx coyote]

it says pending cancellation so im guessing it's ending

[dull carbon]

yes anything that is free is super duper pawesome sauce

[dull carbon]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhh thats what i thought

[floral veldt]

3

[dull carbon]

YEAHHH

[past rapids]

He lowk chill this pet

[eager lagoon]

w pfp

[keen turtle]

urs pfp is ai

[dull carbon]

[proven spruce]

Hi

[onyx coyote]

hi

[dull carbon]

hi xZoge

[past rapids]

But IM Batman maybe your a fan of mine

[onyx coyote]

copycat

[dull carbon]

no im THEE batman

[proven spruce]

Hi how are you

[proven spruce]

Hi how are you

[dull carbon]

miau

[onyx coyote]

im great thank you hbu

[proven spruce]

its alright ✅

[past rapids]

Maybe your the Batman from another universe🤯

[dull carbon]

im very swell thank you macabroni and cheese, whats ur plans for today?

[onyx coyote]

cats are so cool

[onyx coyote]

im very swell thank you macabroni and cheese, whats ur plans for today?

[proven spruce]

going home and playing skywars 😳

[dull carbon]

maybe im the batman of all universes and multiverses

[valid igloo]

hallo

[onyx coyote]

aw man not yiu

[dull carbon]

so trueeeeee, i have like 15 at my moms

[proven spruce]

going home and playing skywars,😳

[eager lagoon]

yiu

[dull carbon]

skywars….of all games….

[onyx coyote]

good one

[dull carbon]

hallo shawarma

[past rapids]

Maybe I’m THE original Batman and your just modeled to be a place holder for me while I operate in the background

[valid igloo]

yall haters ✌️

[past rapids]

Helloooo

[proven spruce]

im close to maxing it soo why not do that

[dull carbon]

absolutely not

[onyx coyote]

i have a reason to hate you

[valid igloo]

ok

[onyx coyote]

lvl 600 ?

[past rapids]

It’s okay to be a fake Batman twin

[proven spruce]

level 100

[onyx coyote]

do you not remember

[onyx coyote]

ohh

[valid igloo]

no

[dull carbon]

no thats u twin, im the realest never the fakest like YOU

[valid igloo]

idek who you are

[proven spruce]

then I'ma try blockdrop cuz its so ez

[onyx coyote]

yea you do

[valid igloo]

no...

[onyx coyote]

you said "Rel right"

[past rapids]

See I programmed you to think your real so your a believable fake while I operate on a outerversal scale behind the scenes.

[onyx coyote]

after i said "rel left"

[valid igloo]

?

[hazy cliff]

shawarma

[onyx coyote]

in the bean cult

[valid igloo]

hru?

[valid igloo]

hru?

[dull carbon]

you cannot program the programmer twin

[valid igloo]

can we program a program to program a program?

[past rapids]

I programmed you so good because you still believe you’re real.

[floral veldt]

[kind viper]

knockoff batman

[past rapids]

It’s the Batman multiverse

Oh my

[hazy cliff]

it’ll never work because programming is always evolving, or at least the internet part of programming

[past rapids]

I’m the Batman from the Lego Batman movie chat

[dull carbon]

im hanging in there, living someones dream thats fs even if its not mine

[dull carbon]

yes i have done exactly that!

[past rapids]

I don’t remember a Minecraft one.. take if your onezie

[valid igloo]

@past rapids is lego batman
@kind viper is minecraft batman.
you two are from different universes.

[hazy cliff]

lego batman bro

[past rapids]

And justjeongin is a fan boy

[dull carbon]

i programmed YOU so good you think youre above me broceratops

[dull carbon]

……………..

[hazy cliff]

broceratops 💔

[past rapids]

You programmed me to be better???? I’m afraid I programmed you from a atom in the air

[dull carbon]

whats wrong w broceratops

[past rapids]

Brocena

[valid igloo]

yap-atron 5000

[hazy cliff]

it’s surprisingly original but odd

[dull carbon]

well im afraid i programmed u from nothing but my mind taekwonbro

[dull carbon]

ODD??

[hazy cliff]

I’m just hating for no reason icl

[past rapids]

Well I’m afraid I PROgramed your mind soooo it’s over bromacoroni

[dull carbon]

self awareness, awesome possum

[hazy cliff]

😭

[dull carbon]

what if instead of program it was BROgram

[hazy cliff]

what even is brogram

[dull carbon]

im gatekeeping

[past rapids]

That’s lowk fire thoe. Million dollar idea

[dull carbon]

on it rn trust

future billionaire justjeongin

[past rapids]

Remember me when your rich twin

[wind osprey]

love the pfp, I have that fig

[dull carbon]

hell naw im gonna be the greediest CEO in all of history

[past rapids]

It’s not a figure it’s a lifestyle bucko

[valid igloo]

my body is at a high fatality rate due to the lack of H2O i am consuming.

[hazy cliff]

what’s the business name

[past rapids]

Greed is a cardinal sin

[dull carbon]

well drink some buddy

[dull carbon]

justbro

[hazy cliff]

😭

[dull carbon]

yeahyeah im not on no religion stuff

[valid igloo]

he took my fig to check it out , its actually mine.

[past rapids]

Maybe drink sand

[past rapids]

I’m not religious either I just like the words it sounds tuff

[dull carbon]

ngl it did sound tuff

[past rapids]

Yes sir brokey

[dull carbon]

BROKEY???

[past rapids]

Yes BROKEY

[dull carbon]

wow….i thought u were my twinamon roll 💔

[ripe beacon]

I’m quitting hive forever.

[dull carbon]

but now im just a brokey to u 💔

[dull carbon]

im not falling for this prank again

[past rapids]

We was.. but your the broker.. (joker)

[valid igloo]

you get a billion dollars but you cant send or look at levitate (🕴️) emoji for 1 hour , would you take the offer?

[dusk plover]

april fools?

[dull carbon]

im offended and hurt by your choice of words twinnamon roll

[dull carbon]

yes just take a nap duh

[hazy cliff]

i didn’t even know that was an emoji

[valid igloo]

you cant turn off your phone

[past rapids]

That’s because you’re a fake Batman. Batman to nonchalant for this. CHECKMATE

[dull carbon]

okay ill just close my eyes

[valid igloo]

ik its a hard challenge , but you can do it buddy ! i believe on you !

[eager lagoon]

what?

[hazy cliff]

i can do anything

[dull carbon]

yeah i could never be nonchalant you can have that title dunkin bronut

[past rapids]

Aura

[dull carbon]

bro trying to be sigma like justjeongin

[valid igloo]

YES YOU CAN

[dull carbon]

LOL

[past rapids]

I already had the title twinster twinny

[hazy cliff]

no no like i can lift a truck if i want to

[eager lagoon]

do a tripple backflip and send me footage

[dull carbon]

yeah KEEP IT i dont want it

[past rapids]

So sigma omg

[hazy cliff]

bet, i’ll do it in front of ishowspeed

[past rapids]

That’s what I thought

[dull carbon]

thank you brotato chip

[past rapids]

No broblem

[valid igloo]

bromato is lying

nice april fools joke

[hazy cliff]

bromato 🫪

[dull carbon]

bromato

[valid igloo]

🫪🫪

[granite garden]

Im doing amazing tyfa

[dull carbon]

watch your brofanity

[hazy cliff]

@granite garden they said i can’t do a triple backflip

[valid igloo]

W emoji choice 🫪
respect you

[teal belfry]

april fools

[dull carbon]

its too easy

[hazy cliff]

thanks I’m the best

[valid igloo]

i didnt use it cuz everyone else on PC

[granite garden]

Avenoir is fire

Wb brent

[dull carbon]

dude i LOVE avenoir and brent

[onyx coyote]

h

[granite garden]

Oh pft u could do a quadruple backflip

[hazy cliff]

wat I’m saying

[granite garden]

Wb giveon

[granite garden]

Hhh

[onyx coyote]

ghost ping?

[dull carbon]

heck yes dude u know peak

[granite garden]

Wb drake

[onyx coyote]

hi

[granite garden]

Hiiii

[dull carbon]

his old music is alright

[onyx coyote]

how are you

[valid igloo]

why is my pong so high

[onyx coyote]

ping pong

[hazy cliff]

you used to call me on my cellphone

[valid igloo]

no

[granite garden]

ball knower🥹🥹

[teal belfry]

!ping

[granite garden]

Amazing wby

[teal belfry]

pong! (67ms)

[dull carbon]

u and me we just dont get along u make me feel like i did u wrong

[valid igloo]

!ping

[onyx coyote]

yea im great thx

[hazy cliff]

no one has a lower ping than me on the hive network

[granite garden]

🔥 ✍️

[timber grove]

bro when are they finishing parkour worlds, I want the rest of the items

[valid igloo]

pong! (1208263 Broplexatron ms)

[dull carbon]

yessss sirrr

[dull carbon]

tomorrow they said

[timber grove]

💯

[dense musk]

Hive can we talk about the new pet that y’all add

[uneven seal]

e

[dull carbon]

yeah lets talk abt it rn

[hazy cliff]

@splodg

[teal belfry]

no it's a work in progress

[dense musk]

Is so ugly

And weird

[hazy cliff]

no it’s beautiful

[zenith heart]

it’s sophisticated

[dull carbon]

wow….its abt whats on the inside

[teal belfry]

it's different

[uneven seal]

it's technologia

[teal belfry]

it's one of a kind

[dull carbon]

hewwwooo maegan

[pseudo cypress]

No it's ugly disgusting and wierd

[dense musk]

I’m just saying it’s not good

[zenith heart]

hii

[dull carbon]

how are youuu

[hazy cliff]

that’s a very hateful remark

[dull carbon]

pets have feelings too you know

[pseudo cypress]

Bruh

[hazy cliff]

you don’t

[dense musk]

They need to work on the lagging and bedwars

[dusk plover]

this new pet gives me a chill

[dull carbon]

WOAAHHH chill on me chat

[hazy cliff]

shots fired

[pseudo cypress]

O hi rei...... U person

[dense musk]

@dull carbon you think I care

[dusk plover]

hai

[zenith heart]

tired bro
i slept 4 hours
i have brain fog now
but its the worst time to have brain fog because i have an exam tonight and i need to spend like at least 5 hours catching up on everything i need to study bro 🥀
wbuu

[dull carbon]

justjeongin hate

[pseudo cypress]

The new pet is ugly

[hazy cliff]

ask chatgpt what to do

[zenith heart]

hell naw 🥀

[dense musk]

@dusk plover how did you get that rank

[dull carbon]

duuudeee that sounds like torture, im sorry broski, im always here though

[pseudo cypress]

wht even is this emoji hive

[dusk plover]

buy ultimate

[pseudo cypress]

[zenith heart]

thank you bro 🙏🙏

[pseudo cypress]

Hehe

[dusk plover]

[pseudo cypress]

Wdaa hell

Is this emoji hive

[dusk plover]

yeah

[zenith heart]

pride bee

[hazy cliff]

it’s a pride flag with a bee

[dusk plover]

[pseudo cypress]

Pride

[dusk plover]

??

[left mulch]

How i get the new pet?

[jaunty dove]

Me and @hazy cliff

[zenith heart]

you log in

[dusk plover]

Log in

[hazy cliff]

back off

[dusk plover]

Im not logging into my main until its over

[zenith heart]

its a hard task i know

[jaunty dove]

[left mulch]

very

[pseudo cypress]

Hive himself has these things and it mutes me just for saying my friend a guy (u with a)

[dusk plover]

well truth be told theres probably someone out there that caused that to be blacklisted

[hazy cliff]

yeah, hateful manner

[pseudo cypress]

It was me

[hazy cliff]

bro

[dusk plover]

bru

[pseudo cypress]

I said splodg3r a guy (a) sorry 😔

[warm oriole]

gay

just say it

[dusk plover]

gray

[pseudo cypress]

Umm

[dusk plover]

[hazy cliff]

oh wait he’s not muted

[hidden dirge]

あ

[pseudo cypress]

U will be kicked first from discord and then u will be banned if u do that again

[edgy estuary]

Brea

d

[left mulch]

[warm oriole]

no i wont

[onyx coyote]

the hell

[warm oriole]

but thanks for your concern

[pseudo cypress]

Hive did that to me 😭

[dusk plover]

[pseudo cypress]

[warm oriole]

because you probably used it wrong

[dusk plover]

yk the milk has a point

[dusty saffron]

how to get the pet thing

[pseudo cypress]

Yea

[onyx coyote]

whyd you change your link

[dusk plover]

link?

oh

idk

[dull carbon]

french fries…..

[dusty saffron]

.

[dusk plover]

yknow what would be evil

[onyx coyote]

french HIIIII's

[dusk plover]

if hive put a fake ping on the hive logo

[dull carbon]

just log in, it should give it to you if its like any other april fools items

[dull carbon]

i LOVE that

but idt it can be used often

[onyx coyote]

if hive put a fake ping on the hive logo?

[dull carbon]

in most contexts

[dusk plover]

[dusty saffron]

eh i joined and nothing happend

[onyx coyote]

woa lucky guess

[dusk plover]

the hive disc logo

[warm oriole]

i just came up with a funny idea

[solar bison]

Zzz

[warm oriole]

what if hive put a fake ping on the hive discord logo

[dusk plover]

i trademark my idea

[onyx coyote]

yea ig it's too niche for noobs

[zenith heart]

they did that once or twice in previous years iirc

[dull carbon]

oh ok so ur getting kicked

[dusk plover]

banned

[onyx coyote]

uhh check my status

[warm oriole]

it's just a prank bro

[onyx coyote]

[zenith heart]

galaxite’s discord currently has the fake ping icon

[dusk plover]

banned

[left cipher]

banned

[onyx coyote]

you sound a little peanut butter and jealous

[onyx coyote]

hellooo

[dull carbon]

[left cipher]

banana

banned*

[dull carbon]

banana split yum

[onyx coyote]

🍌

[zenith heart]

banana instead of banned 😭💔

[dull carbon]

😭😭😭

[dusk plover]

[left cipher]

banana splits the band

only ogs know them

[onyx coyote]

is that a yes

[onyx coyote]

the movie?

[left cipher]

the band

[dusk plover]

im not peanut butter and jealous

[zenith heart]

i just imagined a banana splitting money (bands) for another banana 💀

[onyx coyote]

tralalalalalalala tralalalalalalala

[left cipher]

like music band

yhhhh

[warm oriole]

i thought you meant rubber band

[eager lagoon]

linkin park is a good band

[onyx coyote]

are you sure?

[dull carbon]

tralalaero tralalala 🦈

[eager lagoon]

STOP

[dusk plover]

[onyx coyote]

so this is why i dont talk to people like you 👿

[dull carbon]

thix theveennnnn

[dull carbon]

U SAID IT first

[eager lagoon]

STOOOOP

[dull carbon]

[onyx coyote]

uhhhh did i?

[dull carbon]

yes….

[onyx coyote]

go back to ctf

[onyx coyote]

when?

[dull carbon]

when i said duh

[hazy cliff]

@granite garden is my banner tuff

[onyx coyote]

sounds like ai

[eager lagoon]

1v4 everywhere i go bruh

[dull carbon]

nuh uh

[onyx coyote]

so just play a better game

[eager lagoon]

yeah ur right ima play rocket league

[onyx coyote]

w

[left cipher]

w

[eager lagoon]

w

[onyx coyote]

did you get the free goal explosions from twitch drops