🐝・hive-chat

[tranquil ember]

Happy birthday 🎁🎉🎂 @cold thistle 🥳

[trim oxide]

do visually_impaired next

also who dat in ur pfp 🤤

[eager lagoon]

jay z

[trim oxide]

facts

[eager lagoon]

ikr

[nimble ether]

@ruby kayak

[shrewd elbow]

Me bro

[austere lance]

Hi

[austere mural]

yo

[odd stirrup]

There’s no I in team, but there is in “im better than you”

[mild falcon]

are you cheating on me and @empty geyser and @quasi ivy

[nimble ether]

no gng

[mild falcon]

im watching you

[nimble ether]

watch #🛌・bedwars

[tawdry hatch]

im watching you

[nimble ether]

[summer rover]

thanks

[flat pivot]

@flat pivot

[eager lagoon]

😭

[cold thistle]

thank you masterkykyfr 🥹

[barren tundra]

Bro

@trim oxide

[trim oxide]

Hi happy birthday 🎂🎈

[barren tundra]

Thank youu 😛😛

[earnest oyster]

yo is hive unjoinable right now or is it just me?

[strange pike]

[left mulch]

[autumn grove]

anyone else’s sensitivity feel higher after the update

[strange pike]

Yeah they messed up (again)

[remote plaza]

Hello

[dusky talon]

At least yall can play😭

Idk if its just switch or if its other consoles too but update broke servers entirely

[autumn grove]

So is everyone experiencing this

[strange pike]

Welcome to bedrock edition

[strange pike]

I’ve heard a lot of people complaining about it so yeah
I haven’t opened Minecraft since the update yet though so I can’t test it myself

[earnest oyster]

yo is hive unjoinable right now or is it just me?

[dusky talon]

Ik already dw

I've been here for a few years

[dusky talon]

Console?

[eternal arch]

I’m worrying

[earnest oyster]

yesw

[dusky talon]

Switch specifically

Yeah itll do that

[dusky talon]

Im curious 1 or 2

[strange pike]

If you’re gonna release updates that break the game regularly at least don’t force people to play them

[lapis mauve]

hiii

[dusky talon]

I wouldnt be shocked if its broken on both but I'd like to know

[eternal arch]

yooooo how are you gang I haven’t seen u around in ages

[strange pike]

If everyone was forced to play the latest version on java there would be an instant lawsuit I swear

[clear bane]

What error are you getting?

[lapis mauve]

ive been decentt, wbuu. and yesh, it's been quite the flippin while

[dusky talon]

I can pull it up

Its not hive specific

New update broke servers for switch (and maybe other consoles idk yet)

[earnest oyster]

its not an error so to say, it just shows that the ping is still loading and the player count is 0

[clear bane]

If you can't join on console, it's most likely down to your DNS settings, you may have changed them to allow you to join non-featured servers

[prime crypt]

Hi

Hive way 🤑👆

[clear bane]

If you reset them to default you should be able to join again

[earnest oyster]

and is not just hive

[eternal arch]

yeppp haha good to hear, I've been great too! 😄

[left mulch]

what update?

[dusky talon]

I have default dns and still cant join any servers

[earnest oyster]

well i have a login streak

ill till tomorrow

[dusky talon]

Im pretty sure its just an mc issue

[strange pike]

Tiny takeover or whatever it’s called

[earnest oyster]

if not work by that time then we'll see

[earnest oyster]

tiny takeover

the chicken is the cutest

[strange pike]

The update that makes baby villagers look stupid

[earnest oyster]

ima play some pokemon :p

bye

bro i removed my minecraft cartrage and its a bit toasty

😭

[fossil gull]

Cartrage?

[earnest oyster]

yeah i play on switch

[fossil gull]

SAME

[earnest oyster]

🎉

[fossil gull]

I play on digital tho

[earnest oyster]

cool

[fossil gull]

Another fellow switch player 😢 gonna make me shed a tear

[left mulch]

cool

[dusky talon]

1 or 2

[wintry berry]

You should scrim in ranked bed wars

[earnest oyster]

2

[fossil gull]

I play on switch 2

[fossil gull]

AURA

[dusky talon]

Im checking if oled has the issue

[clear bane]

[fossil gull]

I still can't join hive 😭😭

The anticipation

[dusky talon]

waittt

[clear bane]

What error are you getting?

[dusky talon]

Ranked bw sounds fire (no it doesn't)

[dusky talon]

Cant connect to host

[fossil gull]

I have to reach lvl 100 before april

[earnest oyster]

can i still talk about pokemon here?

[dusky talon]

Its same across all switch 2 devices from what ive heard

[fossil gull]

It says 0 players are online and keeps saying you disconnect

[shrewd elbow]

1v1 me in connect four bro

[wintry berry]

@clear bane ban this guy for toxicity

[fossil gull]

I refreshed an hour ago and it didnt work but I'm restarting to see

[dusky talon]

Update broke smth

[earnest oyster]

tryed that

[fossil gull]

Yea

[earnest oyster]

nothin

[dusky talon]

Theres no point in trying until something is announced abt it or microsoft fixes their game

[fossil gull]

Yea still doesn't seem to work

Idk y but some people are saying they can join

[dusky talon]

Are they switch?

[fossil gull]

I don't know

[clear bane]

we certainly have switch players online, so it only seems to be impacting a small number of you

I'll forward this though and see if we can find out what's going on

[fossil gull]

Bruhh

[dusky talon]

Would they have been on before the mc update?

[fossil gull]

I need my dose of bedwars

[dusky talon]

Switch doesnt force updates until the software is closed

[earnest oyster]

can i talk about pokemon here or na?

[dusky talon]

iirc

[dusky talon]

Im pretty sure this is the equivalent of general

[fossil gull]

It has to be Smth with the update and maybe a regional thing?

[strange pike]

Lucky you
On pc itll sometimes just close the game while your playing to do it

[autumn slate]

I had the same issue last night. I did a system restore and it started working again. It’s something on Microsoft’s end

[fossil gull]

Dang

[fossil gull]

Man

Well I tried the only 2 options

[earnest oyster]

how to system restore?

[strange pike]

Ruined my 100% winrate gravity account

[fossil gull]

Restarting and power off

[autumn slate]

No

[fossil gull]

Which are basically the same thing

Well I don't wanna delete so 🤷

Gg guys me 3 day streak is gonna be gone

Gonna take another 3 long days

[autumn slate]

A system restore will revert your pc/files to a previous restore point, usually the most recent system update

I’m just telling you what worked for me

[fossil gull]

Good for all pc users but what about the switch players 😭😭😭😭

[left mulch]

the mobile player right now

[strange pike]

Mobile players are chilling

Only ones not forced to update

This must be mojang secretly trying to give mobile players an advantage over everyone else

[fossil gull]

Dsng

[left mulch]

The Hive doesn't work with some updates

[left mulch]

hehehehe

[strange pike]

Bedrock doesn’t work with most updates

[viscid anvil]

probably for the best

[strange pike]

Hive being the only thing that doesn’t work in a new update would be a blessing

[granite cave]

@strange pike

Thoughts on my pfp

[astral aspen]

im jealous

[strange pike]

Pretty

[fossil gull]

Not for me all I play is hive

[left mulch]

Mobile gamers are also suffering on their side

[granite cave]

Pretty cool right?

[fossil gull]

How what issues are they also having

[granite cave]

🫂 yk yk?

[left mulch]

gameplay

[fossil gull]

Ohhh 😭

[stuck salmon]

[strange pike]

I’d rather have the game I paid $30 for work in single player and not be able to join hive then have the game I paid $30 for completely unplayable in both single player and multiplayer

Hive is all I play as well

[clear bane]

Nope - there are lots joining on the new version

[fossil gull]

Yea

[fossil gull]

The hard target for a select group of people is insane on Minecrafts end 😭

I don't think I can join other servers either

No I can join other servers

[wispy girder]

Oh, you too? Wow.

[fossil gull]

😭

[strange pike]

Guess i probably won’t be playing skywars today

[flat pivot]

Is it u

[fossil gull]

I'm just gonna keep clicking play until smth happens

[granite cave]

🫂 uhhh no...

Its a reference to smt

[flat pivot]

Uhhh ok

[autumn slate]

Are servers showing up in the server list?

[granite cave]

Or you can hug this 🍎

[fossil gull]

Sure ig

[fossil gull]

For me yea

[granite cave]

🫂 i was the apple

[fossil gull]

...

[sterile bone]

[fossil gull]

No comment

[granite cave]

🫂 😈

[granite cave]

SILVER!? Why!

[fossil gull]

I tried joing the square server and it was downloading packs

[sterile bone]

Why not

[granite cave]

Imma hug you bro

[wispy girder]

Guys, what do you think of the Sulphur Cube in Minecraft?

Do you like it?

[clear bane]

Those having issues joining, are you all on Switch 2?

[left mulch]

yet another area where mobile gamers are comfortable

[vagrant harness]

mm update?

[earnest oyster]

🙋

[clear bane]

@dusky talon @fossil gull

[lime comet]

it’s cute

[dusky talon]

Yes

[earnest oyster]

omg, its the defender of discord hive

[left mulch]

I have a very very important question

[dusky talon]

Everyone i've talked to who has the issue has been 2

[ornate void]

how dare you ping members

[clear bane]

Good to know, thank you

[lime comet]

[fossil gull]

What happen

Mb I got off for a bit

[wicked cloak]

Good Night!

[fossil gull]

I'm on switch 2 but have never had issues like this before

And it's ONLY THE HIVE and not the other featured servers

I can live without enchanted dragons

[wispy girder]

Insulting. Haha!!

[fossil gull]

😭

[clear bane]

To confirm, you can join other featured servers? Can you double check?

And you are on 26.10

[fossil gull]

Yea but I'll double check

[dull mango]

This

[fossil gull]

Downloading packs ..

[weak fulcrum]

yo is anyone here good at tellys?

[dusky talon]

I couldnt join cc either

[fossil gull]

Yea I can join servers like cubecraft

[dusky talon]

Then idk

[earnest oyster]

the other featured servers on my are acting the same as hive

[fossil gull]

Why can I join other servers and he can't

This is so weird 😭😭

You know what would be great compensation for this issues... the duck bed topper from the Christmas gifts from 2024

😭😭😭

[clear bane]

Nice try buddy

[fossil gull]

My only chance...

[dusky talon]

Microsoft did what Microsoft does best

[fossil gull]

Yea which is pretty sad

Should I do my chemical work

This would be a great time passing

[earnest oyster]

[dusky talon]

I would have done that before trying to get on

[earnest oyster]

hey splodger, who made that pfp of yours?

[fossil gull]

Well I gave up cus it would take to long

It's not hard but time consuming

[proper mauve]

boo

[wispy girder]

Oh wow... I know who made it, that was a long time ago. I wonder if she still makes them.

[rustic radish]

Hi splodger can I pwease get a sneakpeak of the future hive :3

[fossil gull]

If he won't donate a duck then I don't think so buddy

[wispy girder]

Haha!!! That smily face emoji, just like the cat from Shrek.

[fossil gull]

Buddy what

[proper mauve]

skyblock horizons has become the new swarms 💔💔✌️

[rustic radish]

Id donate my hair

[wispy girder]

Have you not watched Shrek?

[fossil gull]

Yes

[rustic radish]

Huh?

[sterile bone]

same as your yt channel

[wispy girder]

How are you two so confused?

The cat... from Shrek!

[proper mauve]

atleast i announced i was gone 😔😔

[sterile bone]

...yeah months after u said ud come back i think-

[fossil gull]

Ik what it is

But that was randon

[lime comet]

Elooo

[proper mauve]

still announced

[sterile bone]

🙄

[wispy girder]

You know how the cat has glowing eyes to show how cute he is, and hopes for the other person to fall for it?

[terse ravine]

Can sm1 give me bread? :3

[eager lagoon]

nuggets

[fossil gull]

Oh I get it now

[lime comet]

🍞

[wispy girder]

Yeah!!! Haha!!! That's what I meant.

[eager lagoon]

stop that😭

[earnest oyster]

well well well

:3

[proper mauve]

no way we already to the point where kids have not watched shrek

[earnest oyster]

whats shrek 🤓

[terse ravine]

YUMMERS 🍞

[lime comet]

[proper mauve]

yeah its over for you bro 💔💔

[terse ravine]

ehehehehe

[earnest oyster]

the new shrek "upgrade" is ugly bro

[fossil gull]

I did but I was confused on the connection

[terse ravine]

Your my friend now, we are having soft tacos later 😄

[earnest oyster]

AHH help help hes dragging me to the dinner table, i hate soft tacos!!!

[terse ravine]

hehehhehehe

Too late

[earnest oyster]

splodger help!!!

[fossil gull]

Did it work

[terse ravine]

cutely coughs

[earnest oyster]

ok bro

[ebon cargo]

🤦‍♂️

we cant be serious

[terse ravine]

Sorry I was thinking of something funny :3

[fossil gull]

😭

Well my switch is gonna die

[terse ravine]

Y'all I didn't mean to look like that gang 😔

I'm bored will sm1 match w me???

😁

[ebon cargo]

matching

in a way we all match

[terse ravine]

Oh waitttt

Damn.

That crazy dudeeee 😔

[ebon cargo]

yeah

it is crazy

[terse ravine]

crazy? I was crazy once

[ebon cargo]

no

no

[terse ravine]

They locked me in a room

[ebon cargo]

dont do it dead

[terse ravine]

A room full of rats

A rubber room

[ebon cargo]

well ggs chat ima go gl

[fossil gull]

Well if any of the switch players get it to work or smth please @ me

[eager lagoon]

that was 2 years ago😭

[twin hound]

nom

[ebon cargo]

MythicRocket489

[shrewd elbow]

1v1 me in connect four bro

[eager lagoon]

Mastersword3570

[ebon cargo]

_ _

[clear bane]

Those on Switch 2 - you should be able to join again now!

[tranquil ember]

yo can you fix your anti cheat? thanks

[ebon cargo]

oh shoot no wonder why my thing wasnt working

[shrewd elbow]

I hope splodger buys me a switch 2 for christmas bro

[eager lagoon]

that'll never happen

[clear bane]

That's wishful thinking I've not even bought myself one yet

[ebon cargo]

thanks splodger

[tranquil ember]

That's wishful thinking I've not even bought myself one yet

[fossil gull]

Ok

[twin hound]

should there be a budget role between hive+ and ultimate, or default and plus

[lime comet]

Eat more 🍞 🍞 🍞

[fossil gull]

I'll check

Please I hope and pray

My switch doesn't die

It's at 15 😭

[twin hound]

breeb

yippee

[fossil gull]

My 3 day streak

[obtuse dust]

It’s pizza treasure

[fossil gull]

Will it be four

[wispy girder]

@fossil gull, I have a question for you: What is it like owning a Nintendo Switch 2? What's the difference between that and the normal Nintendo Switch?

[earnest oyster]

@clear bane it still isn't working on my end

[fossil gull]

Uhh it dies quicker is faster uhhh

Looks better

Is bigger

[wispy girder]

Haha!!! Thank you.

[fossil gull]

Np lol

[ebon cargo]

The switch 2 has different controllers, its bigger, the graphics for some games are better, its more expensive

[twin hound]

it runs a lot faster

[ebon cargo]

not for mc

[fossil gull]

It's also a bit slower

[ebon cargo]

its still incredibly slow for mc

[wispy girder]

So is it faster or slower?

[twin hound]

slightly better storage (8x aint enough)

[fossil gull]

Like my on the honescreen is lighter slower

It's weird idk

[eager lagoon]

i liked my own comment👍

[fossil gull]

It lags

[lime comet]

🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞 moreee

[fossil gull]

OHHH

[fossil gull]

Thank youuuu

IT WORKS!

[wispy girder]

So I'm guessing there's no difference between the Nintendo Switch and the Nintendo Switch 2.

[earnest oyster]

nvm splodger

[orchid mist]

a

[twin hound]

[fossil gull]

Duck topper is still on the table tho

[brazen laurel]

I'll buy a 20 piece cubee nugget meal for you from McCubees

[earnest oyster]

can i have a 100 piece

[fossil gull]

I can load the packs this time

[brazen laurel]

Those are reserved for Geneva

[fossil gull]

The first time complaining has actually paid off

[eager lagoon]

uhh not yet its the same case as on ps5 the switch 2 running on the switch one hardware which means nothing really changed so far

for minecraft

[jaunty dove]

Holy nerd

[sterile nebula]

El coco

🥥

[jaunty dove]

[eager lagoon]

❤️

[fossil gull]

It turns out I was on a four day streak not 3 but NOW ITS 5

[lime comet]

[shrewd elbow]

Get to 67 bro

[brazen laurel]

@granite cave , here's your hug 🫂 🫂 🫂

[fossil gull]

😭

[eager lagoon]

haha ur so funny

[granite cave]

🫂 tysm

[granite cave]

😭

[jaunty dove]

When you sleeping

[shrewd elbow]

Cool pfp bro

[granite cave]

🫂

[shrewd elbow]

🫂

[jaunty dove]

[eager lagoon]

u still have that pfp😭

[granite cave]

Tysm 🫂...no wait!! DONT look at it!!!

[onyx coyote]

@eager lagoon stop yapping

[eager lagoon]

30 minutes

[granite cave]

😭 its good

😈

[brazen laurel]

Now go double it and give it to the next person in 3 game channels

[fossil gull]

Ok well now time to sit in the lobby until I finish my chemicals

[granite cave]

😭

[eager lagoon]

get out

[shrewd elbow]

What are you making bro

[sterile nebula]

R u 24 / 7 here like cludfr?

[shrewd elbow]

Materwelons

[stoic moon]

yall wanna squad

[fossil gull]

I have to make a bohr diagram

For some elements

So pretty basic

[brazen laurel]

She's not here rn

[trim oxide]

no

[eager lagoon]

most of the time but not 24/7

[stoic moon]

wanna duo

[ebon cargo]

yes

[broken hill]

good night chat

[fossil gull]

In asl sec add me

[echo gazelle]

Take a break big dawg

[stoic moon]

user

[trim oxide]

mika mika mika

[brazen laurel]

Great night

[broken hill]

Hope u sleep well. And have a nice day tomorrow

[fossil gull]

Yoshiminerdid

[eager lagoon]

mb

[broken hill]

Stay blessed

[jaunty dove]

Oki

[fossil gull]

Yoshiminerdid

[broken hill]

Jimmy u nudel

[eager lagoon]

we get it

[echo gazelle]

Your playlist covers are fire bro

[broken hill]

🙏

[eager lagoon]

entschuldigung for being a nudel

[broken hill]

Thank u, means a lot

[echo gazelle]

Good night!

[broken hill]

But i just deleted some playlists cause i was to Lazy to remove just a few songs

[broken hill]

Yeah good nightt

[echo gazelle]

Ohh dang, still fire

[broken hill]

😭

[hasty rampart]

[broken hill]

Oh ur also heree

[shrewd elbow]

Mmmm mayonnaise with rainbow sprinkles

[trim oxide]

are u sureeeee??

[hasty rampart]

This is true

[lime comet]

Atp use mayonnaise as frosting

[shrewd elbow]

I already have bro

[lime comet]

How was it?

[shrewd elbow]

Top 3 bestest tasting cakes I've ever had bro

[eager lagoon]

nah i was kidding

[lime comet]

wow

[shrewd elbow]

You should try it bro..

[lime comet]

But bro I don’t like cake broo

[shrewd elbow]

What about pizza with anchovies olives mushrooms mayo paprika carrots tomatoes and gravy bro

[lime comet]

All is good just remove tomatoes and gravy broo

[rustic radish]

Hi yall

[left cipher]

any1 know alionline01

[lime comet]

Sorry bro I’m bit picky broo

[shrewd elbow]

It's okay bro at least you're not an evil mayonnaise hater bro

Bro we have 6 mutual friends and 7 mutual servers bro

[lime comet]

Yes broo I love mayonnaise

[unkempt sorrel]

i love mayonnaise

[lime comet]

wow bro GGs brooo

[shrewd elbow]

Six seven bro

[lime comet]

No bro

[lime comet]

No brainrot bro

[shrewd elbow]

I disagree bro

[onyx coyote]

Of what

[lime comet]

Ok bro

[summer rover]

just ate a nutella mayonnaise donut

[lime comet]

yuzilla nutella is proud of you

[shrewd elbow]

Remove the nutella next time bro...

[summer rover]

bro its peak bro you are just a hater bro

[shrewd elbow]

No bro nutella more like i-tella nutella to go away bro

[summer rover]

hahahaha bro

[lime comet]

Try ketchup with doughnut

Or hot sauce

[summer rover]

clanker deer more like c-lacking deer

[merry ibex]

brooo 💀💀😭

[summer rover]

@polar osprey humble them bro

[shrewd elbow]

It's joever bro it got deleted bro

[eager lagoon]

idk mb bro

[shrewd elbow]

No bro it's khiepie this time bro

[onyx coyote]

Thank you for apologising

[summer rover]

dont ping my goat kieplie next time bro its against the rules bro

[eager lagoon]

my parents kicked me out of my wifi😭

[shrewd elbow]

But I love markiephier bro

[eager lagoon]

now i have to authorize

[summer rover]

the first night isn't usually that bad bro

hashtag reference bro

[merry ibex]

markiplier ⁉️

[shrewd elbow]

Who's markiplier bro..

[onyx coyote]

...

[summer rover]

mark i plier? why does mark have pliers bro

[trim oxide]

i knew it

[onyx coyote]

This BETTER be a joke

[dull mango]

Amazing how he made a movie abt himself

[merry ibex]

I see why you’re called clanker now

[shrewd elbow]

Where bro

[trim oxide]

no one asked ur making me super uncomfortable domino stoP please

[merry ibex]

😂

[dull mango]

I do wish more popular yt creates their on public movies

[eager lagoon]

you knew it?

[shrewd elbow]

Because

[dull mango]

Search Ironlung

[trim oxide]

no i forgot what we were chatting about

[summer rover]

mikaisnthere well i sure hope so because no one asked ur making me super uncomfortable mika stoP please

[shrewd elbow]

Ironlung? Must be hard to breathe bro..

[eager lagoon]

good

[dull mango]

Ig

[safe wadi]

and i quote "Discord is bugging out bro @packgod"

[shrewd elbow]

Get it bro because the lung is metal bro

[shrewd elbow]

That is quite true bro

[trim oxide]

K

[tired fractal]

Noooo i missed the live broadcasting of this conversation!! 🫨

[eager lagoon]

where is he coming from

[granite cave]

Lung? Iron?! Metal!?

[safe wadi]

a server that you wont see

[onyx coyote]

I saw you earlier

[eager lagoon]

ok bro mb

[safe wadi]

did you??

[onyx coyote]

Yess

[dull mango]

He's clankstar's brother ngl

[shrewd elbow]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[onyx coyote]

You were in the hub stood next to the bench

Afk

[safe wadi]

ohh yess i was

[onyx coyote]

I was gonna wait but i needed to eat

[safe wadi]

😭 fairs i was lowk showering

[granite cave]

😭 67!!

Okay im.a tell yall smt no has ever said

We need to go to panda express

[onyx coyote]

Cleaning in 2026

[granite cave]

Hey!!

I saw that!!!

GET EM!!

[onyx coyote]

🫂

[granite cave]

🫂 hru

[safe wadi]

[onyx coyote]

Im great thanks, wby?

[granite cave]

Are you are you running to the tree

[late estuary]

anyone else having sens issue

its so choppy T+T

[onyx coyote]

Yea they tweaked it sm

[safe wadi]

yes.

[granite cave]

Feeling stressed but hopeful ☺️ everything is gonna be alright

[late estuary]

oooh

i fixed the problem

[onyx coyote]

Do you wanna talk about it?

[onyx coyote]

How

[late estuary]

it was a long process

[granite cave]

🫂 not rlly but just know that im alright, and you I want you to take care and stay safe

[granite cave]

🍊

[late estuary]

but i changed my sens to like idk 8 (it was 13) and i turned off mouse accel (helped a bit) it still feels a lil weird but you can get used to it in like less than a day

[onyx coyote]

Thank you Apple 💛

[onyx coyote]

Is the "long process" in the room with us

[late estuary]

nop

[safe wadi]

omnomnom

[late estuary]

i just like dont know abt windows T_T

[echo gazelle]

Gonna be able to play minecraft in around 12 hours from now after not playing for a year 🥹

[late estuary]

lets goo

[echo gazelle]

yeaa

[late estuary]

why havent u played ?!

[granite cave]

🥲

Why are we still here, just to suffer...

Yk how wild it would be if fruit was alive...

Yk if everything was alive

Who am i....

[echo gazelle]

focused on school because I had a very important set of exams by the end of the session, which is now. I'll give my last exam in like 7 hours and after I come back I'm free

[granite cave]

Oooo what subject?

Q

[echo gazelle]

A set of subjects, nothing specific

It's a school level exam

People care about it a bit too much in india so I had to care aswell

[trim oxide]

hi chatters

im back

[pastel schooner]

Lol

[strange pike]

i actually cant aim now what have you done bedrock devs....

[safe wadi]

hi back im chatters

[floral veldt]

[twin hound]

alright

who wants block party music

[trim oxide]

back hi chatters im

[trim oxide]

block party Spotify playlist when ❓

[strange pike]

i hate bedrock so much rn

[twin hound]

why

[safe wadi]

im hi chatters back

[strange pike]

well the thing they broke this update is mouse sensitive so you can’t aim

[trim oxide]

back chatters hi im

i was so locked in i forgot to reply

[strange pike]

also i can’t use oderso

[twin hound]

[strange pike]

can they like not break the game for once

and stop forcing me to update your stupid game

[eager lagoon]

lets go👍

[tacit thunder]

average day of multibillion dollar companies releasing unfinished or broken products.

cough

[hot lintel]

Gday guys

[strange pike]

real

[tacit thunder]

[strange pike]

it doesnt even take 1 minute to find these bugs

do yall play your game

[tacit thunder]

Only indie devs do nowadays

[echo gazelle]

@fluid pond 's fault bro

[tacit thunder]

hence why those games are always good

[strange pike]

yeah

[hot lintel]

So what do you all play besides minecraft/ hive

[strange pike]

beamNG, among us, teardown, random other games

id rather play mc rn but thats not happening

[hot lintel]

Oo fun i play games like sims 4 , stardew valley, pokemon , disney dreamlight valley etc

[hot lintel]

Dang why so

[tacit thunder]

quite early for you rn

[eager lagoon]

its 0:26 am rn should i go sleep?

[tacit thunder]

why you awake

[hot lintel]

Its like 9:30am

[tacit thunder]

Interesting

[hot lintel]

I had work at 6am been awake since 5

[echo gazelle]

It's 4:57am bro what u sayin

[eager lagoon]

mb im sorry

[echo gazelle]

there's only one timezone in this world

[hot lintel]

University studies

[tacit thunder]

Myf. I have a friend in aus and its like 4am for her rn

or something around there

[hot lintel]

Damn different part then it's like 9:28am

[tacit thunder]

7pm for me lol

[hot lintel]

Im also in aus

[hot lintel]

Damn

[tacit thunder]

ik is why i was curious

[hot lintel]

Fair love that

[tacit thunder]

apologies

[hot lintel]

All good dont stress

[echo gazelle]

aus is pretty vast so having such a varying timezone is understandable ig

[hot lintel]

Yeah exactly

[tacit thunder]

apparently. i didnt know about that lmao

[hot lintel]

Not everyone does mate don't stress we are good

[echo gazelle]

you prolly in the eastern part if I'm not wrong?

[tacit thunder]

Im just another NA loser🥀

[echo gazelle]

It's okay bro 😭

[hot lintel]

Yea more qld

Yea east lol

[echo gazelle]

Im not aware of the provinces

I guessed cuz wherever it's 4am is closer to my region so yea 😭

[tacit thunder]

makes it difficult sometimes having someone more than a 12 hour difference of you but she like never sleeps so💀

[acoustic sparrow]

idk WHAT i was thinking when i changed to eu servers 😭

[hot lintel]

Yea had to think for a sec definitely more east

[echo gazelle]

uhuh

[hot lintel]

Damn

[onyx coyote]

@left cipher

[tacit thunder]

15 to be exact.

[hot lintel]

Wow

[eager lagoon]

folks.

nah anyways ima go sleep bye bye

[vague flame]

im gonna destroy all el cincos in the UNIVERSE

[onyx coyote]

Please spare el cinco 🥺

[vague flame]

say ur goodbyes to el cinco

[onyx coyote]

Say goodbye to your dogs

[vague flame]

you wouldnt...

not my food supply...

[onyx coyote]

Oh i would

[vague flame]

thats it

where can i buy a nuke with a switch, im FUMING

[onyx coyote]

Joes house

[sterile bone]

Boo

[shrewd elbow]

Who's joe bro

[onyx coyote]

Joe mama bro

[onyx coyote]

!

[tacit thunder]

Oh

[dreamy acorn]

What did I just walk in on gang

[green mica]

can ya help rq

if ya can vc

[dreamy acorn]

I'm good bro.

sorry

[green mica]

nah nothing weird

dyk a mod or som??

wich i can msg?

[dreamy acorn]

#📩・help-me

[onyx coyote]

Hey

[green mica]

can you help?

[vague flame]

i got a warning for that

[onyx coyote]

Probably

[vague flame]

my fault twin

[onyx coyote]

Good

[green mica]

bet ima vc you and share my screen rq

[onyx coyote]

Describe it, im in bed rn

[green mica]

look at looking for party the dude in the party is a hacker

currently im in a duo w him

[lavish fog]

I like cheese.

[green mica]

and he still is hacking

[acoustic sparrow]

does anyone remember sky giants

[jaunty dove]

Omg ur back

[onyx coyote]

CaringZeus?

[onyx coyote]

I AM

[tranquil ember]

hey guys

[jaunty dove]

Welcome back

[tranquil ember]

thanks

[onyx coyote]

Hey hey

[tranquil ember]

oh hi

[green mica]

ye he prob just got banned

[onyx coyote]

Just report and call it a day

9/10 times they'll get banned if its obvious

[green mica]

i did

[lavish fog]

@barren apex !!

[barren apex]

ellooo

[lavish fog]

I was in your lobby!

[tranquil ember]

hi

[barren apex]

i seee

[lavish fog]

Heyo 🪀

[barren apex]

i've been afk tbh lol

[tranquil ember]

hey

does anyone wanna midf

[trim oxide]

not me

[lavish fog]

Mikaaisnthere wants to mid fight!

Just @mention mikaaisnthere or dm her.

[barren apex]

pretty sure miaaisnthere wants to midfight

[lavish fog]

Dom

[summer rover]

mikkaisnthere loves midfights i think they'd be down

[onyx coyote]

Its crazy how someday someone will eventually try to use your ign, but then realise its taken.

[storm canyon]

I’m chopped 40years old and unemployed

[onyx coyote]

"The Face You Have Now is the Face of the Person you Loved the Most in your Past Life"

[trim oxide]

please learn how to spell my name right its making me uncomfortable.

[trim oxide]

@summer rover

💔💔

[summer rover]

no

[barren apex]

im pretty sure nobody would want my username

[lavish fog]

I'd snipe it.

[barren apex]

you're only saying that because i said nobody would want my username

[onyx coyote]

Someone will eventually try it

[lavish fog]

I would take your username and start a youtube channel where I hack under your name.

[barren apex]

.

WHY

[lavish fog]

:)

[summer rover]

i already do that on twitter

[barren apex]

can we kick marlin

[lavish fog]

I don't doubt it.

[barren apex]

can we bully him

[lavish fog]

[summer rover]

yes lets kick marlin

[barren apex]

ok

[lavish fog]

Meanie.

[barren apex]

you wanna hack under my name

what do you mean meaniee?!?

youre the meanie here!

[lavish fog]

I'm just doing my own thing!

It wouldn't be your name if you changed it.

:)

[barren apex]

whos saying id change it??

[summer rover]

me

[barren apex]

oh

nah you right twin

[lavish fog]

Us.

[barren apex]

kjhf

xfijklugblhful

okay my new name will be rednqZq

sound good?

[plain wyvern]

🫣

[summer rover]

adjective + wheel spin for 4 random letters

warra username

[barren apex]

no

[shrewd elbow]

67Zqnder

[barren apex]

clanker im going to send my pack of wolves that dont exist after you

[barren apex]

:3

[stuck salmon]

hwat is this chta

[barren apex]

its a chat

[stuck salmon]

[barren apex]

Who Wants To Play The MineCraft Hive With Me

[stuck salmon]

nuh uh!

[lavish fog]

MOONYY!!

HII!!

[barren apex]

yuh uhh!

[lavish fog]

I do!

[stuck salmon]

HIIIA

MALRIN:DD

[shrewd elbow]

It's MarlinDa67 bro

[stuck salmon]

its huev chst

[barren apex]

you're like appearing offline

on hive

[stuck salmon]

hiii clankersgabgxbydgsjgjgx

[shrewd elbow]

Hi munpieUwU browowowo

[trim oxide]

@shrewd elbow hi

[merry prawn]

meow

[trim oxide]

meow

[lavish fog]

I am hiding.

[stuck salmon]

hiuwu

[lavish fog]

Smh.

[stuck salmon]

hi hiding :3

[shrewd elbow]

Hi mikaaisbald bro

[barren apex]

stop hiding this instant!

[trim oxide]

helo

hows the weather

[shrewd elbow]

How was your day on this awesome holly jolly month season of christmas giving bro

[shrewd elbow]

Unfortunately sunny bro what about you bro

[trim oxide]

its dark and cold 🥶

[stuck salmon]

sadly it sucked 💔 hbu bro

[shrewd elbow]

What happened bro

[shrewd elbow]

The bestest lighting and temperature ever bro..

[onyx coyote]

Its hailing.

[merry prawn]

i want the weather here to be cold bro...

[shrewd elbow]

Me too bro

I have to keep my curtains closed at all times because of the terrible sunnyness bro

[stuck salmon]

war stuff is all i gonna say maybe ill explain more in my server soon idk bro 😔 anyways i hope ur day was well!!

[merry prawn]

sob bro

[stuck salmon]

sob

[trim oxide]

yes its absolutely peak your missing out

[shrewd elbow]

Stay safe bro I believe in you bro I hope all goes well bro my day was fine bro

[stuck salmon]

wait omg we friends :o hi fren!!

[shrewd elbow]

you're* bro I win bro

[merry prawn]

hiiiiii :3

[shrewd elbow]

You never say hi to me like that bro...

[stuck salmon]

thank you so much bro i really appreciate it!!

[merry prawn]

xd dog bro

[shrewd elbow]

no Broblemotron bro

[stuck salmon]

[onyx coyote]

Sixty Seven

[merry prawn]

[shrewd elbow]

No bro @polar osprey

[stuck salmon]

[merry prawn]

oh okay bro

[shrewd elbow]

That's what I thought bro

[stuck salmon]

chicken lava song!!!

l-l-lava

[trim oxide]

You're* haha I win

[merry prawn]

peakkk

[shrewd elbow]

No bro

[stuck salmon]

Yay

[stuck salmon]

Hi win

[merry prawn]

guys i wanna watch the minecraft movie again...

[rare panther]

Im not really on this server anymore

[stuck salmon]

hi please do not

[lavish fog]

Fine!

[merry prawn]

aw man

[shrewd elbow]

Do it bro

Flint and steel

[barren apex]

good :3

[merry prawn]

the nether

[stuck salmon]

it's bad bro.

[shrewd elbow]

That is untrue, bro.

[merry prawn]

aw man who do i pay attention to

[stuck salmon]

It is true, bro.

[stuck salmon]

me me

[shrewd elbow]

Me bro I'm your boss and friend of 7 years bro

[shrewd elbow]

Nuh uh, bro.

[stuck salmon]

I'm a pie u should trust me more

[stuck salmon]

Yuh uh, bro.

[warm geode]

i have risen

[shrewd elbow]

I'm a pie too bro I win bro

[merry prawn]

hmmmmmm this is too hard bro....

[shrewd elbow]

I highly disagree with that, bro.

[stuck salmon]

U not a pie bro

[shrewd elbow]

Yes I am bro I'm an evil pie bro

[stuck salmon]

U cant say no to that face 😔

[gusty anchor]

did the mc update make yalls sens feel weird

[stuck salmon]

Wow, ok, i see, bro.

[stuck salmon]

My evil twin.

[shrewd elbow]

Six sevennnnn, bro.

[merry prawn]

i have an idea bro

[warm geode]

it’s different, but i love it

[stuck salmon]

ur not coming to my birthday party bro.

[merry prawn]

you two should connect4 bro

[barren apex]

meow

[shrewd elbow]

That breaks my heart bro..

[stuck salmon]

Ykw hell yeah bro

[shrewd elbow]

Yes I agree bro

[wise garden]

Well well well

[stuck salmon]

[merry prawn]

okay bro it's on bro

[lavish fog]

Meow.

[wise garden]

How long has it been 🥹

[stuck salmon]

okay lets connect 4

[barren apex]

meoww

[stuck salmon]

okay i connected 4, i won

[wise garden]

4 bombaclat years

[barren apex]

.

[merry prawn]

okay bro you win bro

[barren apex]

BRO

[lavish fog]

Crazy.

You made a new account?

[stuck salmon]

hooray bro !!

[barren apex]

alright bro 😭

[barren apex]

NO

[fallow hamlet]

gangalang bro

[lavish fog]

Is it Dom?

[shrewd elbow]

Nuh uh bro

[stuck salmon]

court :D

[barren apex]

its YOU

[stuck salmon]

he's sleeping 😔

[stuck salmon]

Yuh uh bro i won!!

[barren apex]

it has the same amount of minecraft playtime as you!

[fallow hamlet]

it is i, moonio.

[shrewd elbow]

@exotic iron call Lazinesses bald bro

[fallow hamlet]

nice try buster.

[stuck salmon]

[shrewd elbow]

I disagree bro

[lavish fog]

No no.

It’s not me.

[merry prawn]

what bro....

[barren apex]

uh huhhh

sure marlin

[edgy sleet]

hi?

[lavish fog]

New qZqnder??

[dusk plover]

🫵🏻

[barren apex]

omg bro

[dusk plover]

[barren apex]

fdgjimlkubkfg

[edgy sleet]

wru copying my profile?

[dusk plover]

theres two zqnders :o

[lavish fog]

I think the new one is the right one.

And the old qZqnder is the fake.

[silver cove]

We got Compsagnathus 2.0

[barren apex]

why are YOU copying my profile??

[edgy sleet]

Me?

[barren apex]

😭

[dusk plover]

I could see that

[barren apex]

no!!

[dusk plover]

it could also be an alt account

[lavish fog]

Maybe.

[dusk plover]

i mean the account and join date were today

[barren apex]

marlin WHY did you do this

😭 😭

[lavish fog]

What did I do?

[shrewd elbow]

@merry prawn i won bro

[barren apex]

yo @edgy sleet accept my friend request and 1v1 me!!

[dusk plover]

there arent many people that would go this length to copy someone, especially one who isnt a famous person

[edgy sleet]

i would win

[barren apex]

its so marlin

[barren apex]

nah

😭

[dusk plover]

they also dont type at the same time

[merry prawn]

awesome bro

[edgy sleet]

i sent u a prty inv

[tranquil ember]

hello everyone

i just killed a streamer

[barren apex]

IT IS YOU MARLIN

[dusk plover]

oh, its someone i blocked

[lavish fog]

?

[barren apex]

im onto you...

[lavish fog]

Wha I do?

[barren apex]

you know what you did

hi qzqnder

[lavish fog]

Is he typing an essay?

[barren apex]

yes

[dusk plover]

suspiciously ye

[silver cove]

We are all typing essays

[barren apex]

corruptick shut UP

[edgy sleet]

i do not know why u copyed my profile

its not very nice

[silver cove]

❌

[dusk plover]

it could NOT have taken you this long to type that

[barren apex]

oh my bad twin

[dusk plover]

he cant copy your profile if u utilized your nitro

[barren apex]

whats nitro

[dusk plover]

case closed

[onyx coyote]

Its so rainy

[dusk plover]

the thing youve been subscribed to since 2023

[barren apex]

oh

[edgy sleet]

lets 1v1 zander

[barren apex]

ok

[onyx coyote]

!

[barren apex]

invite me to a custom server.

[dusk plover]

hai

[onyx coyote]

Hellooo

[dusk plover]

yeah they're the same person

[onyx coyote]

Hru

[dusk plover]

exactly same mannerisms

[dusk plover]

good hru

[onyx coyote]

Im fine thank you :))

[dusk plover]

C:

[edgy sleet]

I won!

[barren apex]

i call rigged

[lavish fog]

Nice job qZqnder!

[barren apex]

you had 100 cobwebs

[edgy sleet]

i can help u get btter at pvp

[barren apex]

IF IT WAS SW

[edgy sleet]

i can train u in pvp

[onyx coyote]

[edgy sleet]

u could use it

[lavish fog]

Dang.

Rude much?

[edgy sleet]

quiet marlin

[lavish fog]

:(

[barren apex]

yeah quiet marlin

[lavish fog]

[onyx coyote]

Did you ss @barren apex's pfp because you were too lazy to find the original photo?

[lethal tide]

Woah it’s a Marlin

Also I apologize I completely forgot to respond last time whoops

[barren apex]

I WINN

[edgy sleet]

i found this picture online

[barren apex]

where did you find it