🐝・hive-chat

[daring hatch]

The lunar event is not available now.Now hive place a duel which is for hive + and ultimate rank only and it is public tomorrow. On bedwars.

[marsh hornet]

BW SUCK

[sterile nebula]

I think there are 1v1s now, like Zeqa style or something like that

Ah okay

[misty pond]

glorp might be the highlight of this update

[daring hatch]

Bedwars

[marsh hornet]

omg.

[eager lagoon]

this not even near to zeqa

[balmy imp]

Babyy

[sterile nebula]

Ye But for now, it's only available to those with ranks

[marsh hornet]

some1 gife me the shark hat pls

[balmy imp]

I agree i love that pet sm

[eager lagoon]

YE MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥

[sterile nebula]

I haven't played it yet, but I'm already logging onto Hive

I'll see how it goes

Xdxdd

[stone summit]

is steve glitch back?

[eager lagoon]

its terrible in my opinion

[eager lagoon]

btw u cant see ur opponents in the lobby

kinda mystery

[marsh hornet]

i want nitro but im broke

[eager lagoon]

opponent

[eager lagoon]

[marsh hornet]

[misty pond]

glorp costume when

[dull mango]

Real

[upbeat girder]

yoyo 🪀

[eager lagoon]

no i havent talk to her since yesterday i didnt saw her today

[peak sail]

LMAO what is that emoji bro 😭

[marsh hornet]

yo is any1 making a video?.. i wanna be in it ;-;

why i sound like a child.......

[upbeat girder]

wanna be clipped in a sw montage

[marsh hornet]

sigh.

[upbeat girder]

LMAO

[eager lagoon]

idk either😭😭

[marsh hornet]

if i insit

[peak sail]

how did defect upload a video about bw duels ALREADY

[marsh hornet]

how ur skill Hobbes

[eager lagoon]

only 30 mins left🎉🎉🎈

[peak sail]

hell yaeh 30 mins

[soft quest]

bedrock is so bad it lags so much even when i didnt update

[lone moat]

meow

[soft quest]

i had it at around 165 in lobby now its 14💀

[eager lagoon]

i become an unc now😭

[soft quest]

for no reason

what to do

[marsh hornet]

when that

[soft quest]

oh and it crashed, very cool

[marsh hornet]

congrats

[upbeat girder]

idk

[marsh hornet]

how ur sw skills

[peak sail]

lmaoo

[upbeat girder]

was top 10 na for a week

i fell off

[marsh hornet]

monthly?

[upbeat girder]

ranked

[marsh hornet]

oh.

so your like level 300+?

....

[upbeat girder]

no

im lvl 79

[marsh hornet]

....

[eager lagoon]

"congrats"💔

[upbeat girder]

i dont play pubs

[marsh hornet]

im cooked a player who lower level than me how sad

[empty geyser]

Hi

[upbeat girder]

hi chase

[dull anchor]

Hi

[empty geyser]

Hey hyd

[dull anchor]

Great, hbu?

[upbeat girder]

good dude building in creative

wbu

[marsh hornet]

xD

[astral dew]

Hii

[dull mango]

Sweats r enjoying rn cus of the update

[astral dew]

Hi

[dull mango]

Hii bro

[eager lagoon]

20 mins🎈

[peak sail]

🔥

[lime comet]

I can play cosmic clash is peace now

[obtuse dust]

Food

[rare panther]

Like my pfp

[lime comet]

🍜

[unborn coral]

Hey can anyone edit a video for me?

[obtuse dust]

Thank you sis

[lime comet]

You are welcome sis

[hasty rampart]

Man I could go for a chocolate croissant

[twin hound]

whos gonna tell em

[eager lagoon]

10 mins🎉

[astral dew]

Hey

[visual plover]

pull up

[balmy imp]

Kiss

[eager lagoon]

4 mins

2

birthdayyyyy🎉

[pure scarab]

when is hive gonna remove the Steve glitch and lag stuff

[light lagoon]

never unfortunately

[pure scarab]

cuz i cant play hive it’s lagging for me

[light lagoon]

they dislike players like u and i

[pure scarab]

Even tho I have low ping

[hasty rampart]

[astral dew]

Same here

[pure scarab]

is hive gonna fix it?

[astral dew]

[empty geyser]

Hm

[hasty rampart]

Im curious about your about me what does it mean

[light lagoon]

do you still have srv

[hasty rampart]

Yea charizard

[astral dew]

I was talking about ping

[hasty rampart]

No I know but im talking about your about

Or bio or whatever discord calls it these days

[astral dew]

About me

[astral dew]

Oh Bio now

new I guess

[hasty rampart]

Yea they changed it

[dusk plover]

the glorp pet is so adorable i wanna hug it

[astral dew]

Indeed

[onyx coyote]

Glorp

[dusk plover]

[onyx coyote]

I might get it

But idk if i can be bothered

I dont rlly like the colour

[dusk plover]

maybe theres more than one variant? Im not sure

[gilded veldt]

hell yeah me 2

[eager lagoon]

nah

[dusk plover]

the bootifullest girl is hereeee

[gilded veldt]

u shouldve joined our vc earlier

[clear bane]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorp-my-beloved-gif-15872133021000262360

[dusk plover]

oh i didnt even notice :O

[safe wadi]

get out mate

[onyx coyote]

What does glorp mean

[gilded veldt]

when we were playing swww

its much more fun in vc

[light lagoon]

@mild falcon get pinged

[dusk plover]

Hi splodger, whats the current status on the steve glitch

[errant ember]

hello

[terse hawk]

how much for user?

[onyx coyote]

So polite

[gilded veldt]

what a pleb innit

[light lagoon]

dm me

[dusk plover]

i bet, i dont really vc but i bet it was

[clear bane]

We're working with Minecraft to hopefully get it fixed in a future update

[dusk plover]

Yesss

[gilded veldt]

awh not even muted?

[dusk plover]

i dont like being steve

[onyx coyote]

Wahoo!

[dusk plover]

I can do that

[light lagoon]

wuuu*

[gilded veldt]

you should

[soft quest]

please work with them to give me more than 14 fps😭 i had 165+

[eager lagoon]

im unc now🥹

[dusk plover]

[safe wadi]

nah

[dusk plover]

Welcome

[onyx coyote]

Symptoms of a skill issue 👨‍⚕️

[hazy cliff]

move to java 😻

[soft quest]

hive doesnt work on java

[gilded veldt]

Ill look forward to seeing u

[hazy cliff]

it used to years ago 😔

[dusk plover]

me toooo, are u online rn >o<

[soft quest]

symptoms on bedrock crapping itself as usual for no reason

[soft quest]

😔 rip

[onyx coyote]

Kaka wazz

[gilded veldt]

noo Im abt to sleep 😔

Ill play tmr tho! probably

[dusk plover]

does ur bed have extra room

LOL

[gilded veldt]

yes come cuddle

[dusk plover]

[soft quest]

&

?

[gilded veldt]

[eager lagoon]

what was that

[cyan reef]

hello fellow respected individuals

[bright knot]

🫘

[gilded veldt]

hello sweetkitten

[eager lagoon]

you said something else

[onyx coyote]

Aw man its you!

[cyan reef]

that is correct

and automod doesn't like it

[hasty rampart]

@onyx coyote

Snipe me

[gilded veldt]

dont

[onyx coyote]

👋

[eager lagoon]

i wanna help

[soft quest]

please do

[onyx coyote]

I lowkey just got into bed.. BUT-

[soft quest]

how to fid lagging bedrock

[hasty rampart]

I can't play siege rn bc i got banned from ranked so im forced to play Minecraft

[soft quest]

fix

[onyx coyote]

Unlucky

[bright knot]

hey

[hasty rampart]

False ban fr fr

[visual plover]

@gilded veldt meow

[onyx coyote]

Hecker

[dusk plover]

COUGH

[gilded veldt]

pls do not say the m word in my presence

[onyx coyote]

Moo

[visual plover]

mrrow

[bright knot]

@gilded veldt meow for me

[hasty rampart]

Got banned for telling my tm8 he should hop off a fragger op if he can't even kill someone standing still

[gilded veldt]

bro dude me n my hbs took a screenie at my smp house today lemme show u

[gilded veldt]

? what is wrong w u

[empty geyser]

@mild falcon ping me when u wake up

[onyx coyote]

@gilded veldt do an emote

[onyx coyote]

Okayyy

[gilded veldt]

[bright knot]

[onyx coyote]

Thats crazy bruh

[hasty rampart]

Its valid tho?+

[dusk plover]

[hasty rampart]

If you can't hit ur shots you should play support..

[ionic sky]

Nah

[gilded veldt]

Id meow for u tho

[hasty rampart]

At least you know scloom

[onyx coyote]

Yea i respect it

[hasty rampart]

Nawr that game makes me rage

I have a 0. Smth win rate but my kd is 1.2 😭

[onyx coyote]

I now hate pianos

[hasty rampart]

I doing my job 😭

[hasty rampart]

Why

[bright knot]

thoughts on the new cr gamemode

[lime comet]

YOU

[safe wadi]

bw duels lowk fun

[hasty rampart]

What's that

[gilded veldt]

no way ur the one saying that

[safe wadi]

what's that supposed to mean

[light lagoon]

hi

[gilded veldt]

ur bad at bedwars

[gilded veldt]

hello

[light lagoon]

hi

[gilded veldt]

hi

[safe wadi]

am I now

[gilded veldt]

um

[tidal tartan]

you meow for everyone

[gilded veldt]

I lowk dont only for women

[safe wadi]

hmm?

[hasty rampart]

@surreal scarab

[gilded veldt]

yea no ur absolutely buns

[hasty rampart]

Son hop on

[safe wadi]

bahlright

[gilded veldt]

😭😭😭

[tidal tartan]

didnt you apologize for all men today

[safe wadi]

I wipe you in general tho clud

[gilded veldt]

I only did bc adv otherwise wasnt going to send me the screenshots

[gilded veldt]

we can run the 1s tmr

[tidal tartan]

well too bad you did

[gilded veldt]

I didnt mean it

[safe wadi]

oh so your not dodging my 1v1 anymore?

[tidal tartan]

wow you apologized to me too🥹

[gilded veldt]

LOL nah

[gilded veldt]

? I didnt

[safe wadi]

I prestiged btw

was grinding abit too much

[tidal tartan]

but i am a man

[gilded veldt]

wdym prstiged 😭😭

[tidal tartan]

that means i got an apology

[safe wadi]

😭 I'm the same level as you

joke

[gilded veldt]

not a chance

[bright knot]

you meowed for darkmagma

[safe wadi]

nahh

I'm not a chud

[gilded veldt]

??

I meowed because people meowed

it doesnt mean I meowed FOR someone lmao

[tidal tartan]

thats my egirl that acts like a male

[bright knot]

[gilded veldt]

excuse me what

[bright knot]

wait who??

[tidal tartan]

yes you never knew its top secret

[safe wadi]

meow

[gilded veldt]

yea u are

[hasty rampart]

Why is Minecraft sending me A happy Pi Day ?

[gilded veldt]

ur not talking abt me right

[tidal tartan]

him

[lucid nexus]

anyone know how to run shaders without better render dragon

[gilded veldt]

cringe

[safe wadi]

don't make me vc you just to bark

[tidal tartan]

no not you ew

[gilded veldt]

LMAOOO

[gilded veldt]

Im glad bc ur response was weird

[tidal tartan]

what response

ur weird

fight me

[gilded veldt]

Im mad u didnt jvc today btw

[safe wadi]

I was busy

[gilded veldt]

no ur lowk just getting banned

[outer lark]

[gilded veldt]

missed out

[outer lark]

It’s me

[tidal tartan]

:c

[lucid nexus]

pro edater 💔

[surreal scarab]

sure

[safe wadi]

what now

[hasty rampart]

Waiting

[tidal tartan]

ill tell your sibling to unban me from your pc

[safe wadi]

naaaa

[lucid nexus]

idk why but i feel obesity when ur around

[hasty rampart]

We gonna try these duels mode?

[surreal scarab]

hey giys just fyi, phqsmophobia logged on

[safe wadi]

double it and pass it on to cludfr

[surreal scarab]

dms

[safe wadi]

I gotchu I won't q sw then

[gilded veldt]

girl shes gonna scream at u

[lucid nexus]

always the fridge talking about dex's snack

[tidal tartan]

no she wont trust

[gilded veldt]

good to know ull finally level up at least once today

what

[safe wadi]

this fella called you a snack @gilded veldt

[gilded veldt]

??

[safe wadi]

they name be zMyst1xz

[gilded veldt]

yuck who

[lucid nexus]

she wont beat me dawg give up

[gilded veldt]

Im a man btw

[safe wadi]

ego of a century

[gilded veldt]

[tidal tartan]

i would die than believe that

[lucid nexus]

u were a woman yesterday

[gilded veldt]

idk why u dont believe it

[gilded veldt]

no I was not

[safe wadi]

I promise you if I see you online I'm snapping your ankles

[gilded veldt]

if I see u online ur being spam invited

[tidal tartan]

not in a thousand years would you be a man

[safe wadi]

don't log on rn then

[gilded veldt]

Im manlier than ur father tho

[safe wadi]

[gilded veldt]

wasnt planning on it Im in bed buddy 💔

[tidal tartan]

actually i could believe that i hate my father

[lucid nexus]

what did dex did to cloudia 🤧

[gilded veldt]

oh 💔

[safe wadi]

I'm so happy that cludfr won't ruin my night

[lucid nexus]

she a man now bruh

[tidal tartan]

yesyes

[gilded veldt]

Another time

[tidal tartan]

try again

[gilded veldt]

always have been

[lucid nexus]

dang we got fooled

[safe wadi]

never

[gilded veldt]

why did I get pinged in ctf channel

Im crine

[tidal tartan]

yes clud is a man

[onyx coyote]

They're just so hard to play

[tidal tartan]

best gamemode

[lucid nexus]

so are you

both of u confuse me with yall gender

[frank citrus]

Lowk is phasmophobia a girl? Cuz that's what I made them in the story.

[gilded veldt]

good

I dont like creeps

[gilded veldt]

hes very girlypop

[tidal tartan]

yes

[lucid nexus]

gng ur pfp screams 'girl'

atleast @tidal tartan has his pronouns but u dont

[frank citrus]

Oh no, welp tell him I said sry

[gilded veldt]

yea bc idc

[tidal tartan]

i actually added that 5 days ago

[gilded veldt]

😭😭 tell him urslef bro @surreal scarab

[lucid nexus]

ig u love being called a girl

[gilded veldt]

no I actually hate it

[dusk plover]

I can assure you, i'm a human

[onyx coyote]

Sorry girl 🤠

[surreal scarab]

i hit 97 already

[tidal tartan]

girl

[gilded veldt]

my favorite human*

[surreal scarab]

what am i being told

[lucid nexus]

than get ur prnouns somewhere gng

[gilded veldt]

no way finally

[bright knot]

most bot sentence ever

[gilded veldt]

cba

[dusk plover]

[frank citrus]

Ah, sry, I thought u were a girl, so in the story that's what u are

[gilded veldt]

he apologized that he made u a woman in his stoey

[lucid nexus]

reidan dingleberry

[frank citrus]

I'm a girl bro

[dusk plover]

Please click the ReCaptcha to read this message 🔲

[bright knot]

why did i actually click that😭

[tidal tartan]

its not working

[dusk plover]

haha get fooled

[tidal tartan]

how

its still not working

its saying black square button

wheres the captcha

[dusk plover]

[tidal tartan]

fix it

[safe wadi]

[bright knot]

[dusk plover]

Sorry, that bug won't be patched until mm update

[gilded veldt]

@lucid nexus if u could stop pinging me in random channels that would be great.

[safe wadi]

[modest moss]

When is mm update?

[tidal tartan]

so until we all die and earth explodes

[safe wadi]

never...

[dusk plover]

Sorry, access denied by splodger, Please enter the passkey to see this

[tidal tartan]

haha ur not tricking me this time

loser

[dusk plover]

Sorry, that was the wrong passkey! Try again

[frank citrus]

Y'all smth else. The reason I've got issues

[dusk plover]

[tidal tartan]

2784

[dusk plover]

haha get fooled

[tidal tartan]

no i didnt

fake passkey

fight me

[dusk plover]

hahahaaaa the passkey is wrong

[onyx coyote]

"Wrong" ?

[dusk plover]

your fault for not putting 2785

WAIT NO

[tidal tartan]

oh my god im filling up your base with ads

[tidal tartan]

is that your passkey

get fooled

[dusk plover]

Contacting Splodger...

change the password, now

urgent

[tidal tartan]

too slow i used it

[dusk plover]

🔑 😔

here u go...

[tidal tartan]

what does the vault have

[dusk plover]

the mm update

[tidal tartan]

YEAHHH

finally

[lucid nexus]

💔

[tidal tartan]

after years of searching

[dull mango]

Pls

[tidal tartan]

i should make a story of the mm update so splodger adds it

[dusk plover]

[tidal tartan]

so smart right

[dusk plover]

here take it!

[tidal tartan]

yay

[inland sequoia]

bedwars duels before the mm update

[dusk plover]

[light lagoon]

hi

[dusk plover]

hiii

[wooden raven]

Hii

[dusk plover]

KOSMOS

I SEE U

[lime comet]

The only thing joud delivery service can't deliver is mm update

[lime comet]

reidqn

[dusk plover]

🍜

[tidal tartan]

😭

[lime comet]

I see u too

[dusk plover]

Your daily ramen is being delivered

[lime comet]

nom nom nom

[lime comet]

It was yummy ty

[lime comet]

[empty geyser]

@dusk plover

[dusk plover]

Yas?

[sonic loom]

I hope they keep bedwars duels

now I can feel at ease with ppl

[empty geyser]

I like duels

[dusk plover]

I thought it was gonna be like Mlgfight on zeqa

or bedfight

[sonic loom]

no more stresssss

[dusk plover]

I will miss cosmic clash though

tons of free wins with that game

[granite garden]

Wb me

[light lagoon]

_ _

[tired fractal]

WHAT!? Bw ltm?? What happened to mm ltm??? 😭😭😭

[empty geyser]

Up next

[empty geyser]

I like u too ryan

[tired fractal]

NOOOOO my mm noooo 😭😭

[tired fractal]

😯😯🤑

[strange pike]

we're never getting this i swear

[lime comet]

Wait cosmic clash is going?

[strange pike]

no one cares about bw drop the mm update 😔

[strange pike]

its gone already

[tired fractal]

Yeah 😖😖

[lime comet]

Huh

[strange pike]

oh you can still queue it

[granite garden]

[lime comet]

What world am I living in

[strange pike]

./q bw-cosmic

[tired fractal]

Whats cosmic clash)?

[lime comet]

[strange pike]

bedwars but bad

and with guns

[tired fractal]

How dod i not kknw about this

[tired fractal]

Hello mikoroscosmos

[strange pike]

pretty much bedwars but if 2 people with diamond armor rush you your doomed and theres nothing you can do about it

[sonic loom]

It was still terrible

at least with my experience

[strange pike]

oh its you

[sonic loom]

oh it's me

[lime comet]

ello slowness the quick

[tired fractal]

;9

:O

[strange pike]

just ran into you in bw duels xd

[sonic loom]

oh yeah you did

lmao gg

[lime comet]

Hru slowness the quick

[tired fractal]

I am very Quilckly today. Hryou??;

[tired fractal]

@lime comet this

[lime comet]

I am very cosmosly

[tired fractal]

Wow!

[lime comet]

[light lagoon]

[tired fractal]

I have constant crunchly noises in my neck 😑😑🍞

[sonic socket]

Hi

[strange pike]

./q bw-cosmic fr

[tired fractal]

I want bw manor

But i want bw treasure wars more

[strange pike]

"Sorry, you're not allowed to queue for this game at this time." 😔

[tired fractal]

Qill we ever see manor agoain 🥲

[lime comet]

Go to a doctor

[lime comet]

Don't burn the cat

[blissful hollow]

Probably not.

[tired fractal]

Eye doctor should fix it

[blissful hollow]

Nah he should go to a nose doctor

[velvet violet]

hi

[lime comet]

No I think ear one will

[tired fractal]

😱

[tired fractal]

No! They will evict all the bugs living in my ears

[lime comet]

They will be homeless

[tired fractal]

Where will yhey live?? 😭😭😭

[lime comet]

In your plants

[tired fractal]

😱😭😭

[lime comet]

Or the coins

[tired fractal]

I actually had a dream about burrying things in my pot plants :D

I am quick response

[strange wraith]

Is hive maintenance?

[strange pike]

no? im on it rn

[strange wraith]

"Server not found"

[strange pike]

weird

[summer rover]

no its a place bees live in

[dusk plover]

just find it

ez

[tired fractal]

Tree house?? 🤔😱

[summer rover]

[tired fractal]

Wow!

[summer rover]

taking off a plaster thats stuck to hair gotta be one of the most painful experiences

[light lagoon]

_ _

[onyx coyote]

I hate it sm

[bright knot]

icy bridging lowkey kinda ez

[onyx coyote]

Especially if its those really strong plasters that lowkey grip onto skin

[hasty rampart]

🤭

[onyx coyote]

What are you giggling at

[summer rover]

and then it lowkey gives you a bald spot

[tired fractal]

Im lowkey Quick Slowness

[summer rover]

no way

[onyx coyote]

@gilded veldt reference?

[dusk plover]

or pulling duct tape out of your hair

[summer rover]

cludfr doesnt have a bald spot

she just is bald

[onyx coyote]

Why do you have duct tape in your HAIR

[dusk plover]

I dont

but ive had to pull duct tape out my sisters hair tho

😭

[onyx coyote]

Yikes

[summer rover]

how do you even manage to have that happen

[dusk plover]

Some kid in her class put it there

[summer rover]

😭😭😭

[dusk plover]

like 😭 🥀

[onyx coyote]

Was she bullied?

[dusk plover]

she was, but then we put her in karate

[tired fractal]

Sometimes you just gotta mail out some hair

[onyx coyote]

W counter

[dusk plover]

Yeah the kid who bullied her i havent seen him in a while 😭

[bright knot]

and she just gets bullied more because god forbid being different and trying to improve your physical and mental health

[onyx coyote]

Wait it was a guy bullying a girl?

[dusk plover]

yea

[dusk plover]

IM SAYING

[onyx coyote]

L parents on his behalf

[proper ginkgo]

Hi

[dusk plover]

Dw my grandma crashed out on them

[proper ginkgo]

[onyx coyote]

Good

[bright knot]

w granny

[onyx coyote]

Hi

[dusk plover]

probably the best grandma ngl

[tame mulch]

add a /kd command

[dusk plover]

what would kd do

[summer rover]

what would the command do

[dusk plover]

also what does it stand for

[gilded veldt]

?????

[onyx coyote]

Gulp

[dusk plover]

Hi beautiful gurl

this fly in my room is about to face my wrath

[summer rover]

skill based matchmaking

[bright knot]

💀

nah gng that's mean

[red vigil]

kd is kill/death

[dusk plover]

but as a command?

[red vigil]

in game?

[gilded veldt]

heyyyy

[gilded veldt]

uhoh

[dusk plover]

yeah because he was suggesting there be a /kd command

[gilded veldt]

Im so bored I just did a MBTI test

[red vigil]

that makes no sense tho

[gilded veldt]

I'm a ISFP-T guys!

[runic vine]

@light lagoon im finally playing tnaf wish me luck i HATE playing scary games

[gilded veldt]

whatever this means

[red vigil]

kd is a stat how would it be a command*

[rapid fossil]

Random question, anyone like Star Wars, specifically the prequels?

[spring loom]

[dusk plover]

idk ask him

[summer rover]

i hate those people

[odd stirrup]

[gilded veldt]

we hateyou too

[dusk plover]

how is there already a glorb emoji

[spring loom]

glorp is very old

[dusk plover]

glorp*

[rapid fossil]

Oh hi Salmon

[summer rover]

do u even know anyone thats also isfpt

[spring loom]

hello

[rapid fossil]

And hi Dom

[summer rover]

hi

[summer rover]

i guess to save the 5 seconds they could spend just using a calculator for it?

[gilded veldt]

not as far as Im aware

[spring loom]

[gilded veldt]

idek what it means

I just know Im that as of today

[red vigil]

ig

[pastel spire]

Hello my fellow Americans

[terse hawk]

JackOnFire here!

[gilded veldt]

[red vigil]

just use assistant?

[odd stirrup]

Howdy

[spring loom]

you're also mc server host renter

[summer rover]

hello my fellow europeans

[gilded veldt]

yes mc server host renter over here

[gilded veldt]

hello fellow Pole

[summer rover]

hello fellow brit

[spring loom]

💈 ?

[terse hawk]

Saying where u live is against hive rules so Id stop before you get banned

[gilded veldt]

Im not Brit

[spring loom]

I can see it

[gilded veldt]

barber?????

[gilded veldt]

you cannot

[spring loom]

pole

[spring loom]

[gilded veldt]

the emoji says barber Im crine

[terse hawk]

omg my aura went up after that that was tufffff

[gilded veldt]

[summer rover]

will i get banned for saying im from europe

[gilded veldt]

yeH

[spring loom]

:barber_pole: also shows that emote

[terse hawk]

yea enjoy your last words

[gilded veldt]

I love my polish barber

[spring loom]

[summer rover]

they dont reciprocate

[gilded veldt]

shoutout to [insert Polish name]

[gilded veldt]

as per usual

[summer rover]

Przemek

🔥🔥

i meant to send 2 fire emojis

[terse hawk]

for that goat JackOnFire

[summer rover]

@gilded veldt reply in the next 2 mins for free alien pet

[red vigil]

hi im cludfr

do i get the pet

[summer rover]

yes

wait.

haha you almost got me!

[lucid nexus]

Hi

[terse hawk]

begging for gifts in hive chat is also against hive rules

[lucid nexus]

@summer rover I replied I lowk deserve pet😂

Gets ban

[spring loom]

@signal garden

[summer rover]

you might be the first player to actually read the rules channel

[terse hawk]

ty I am a good hive player like my bio

[signal garden]

brah

[summer rover]

bio doesnt match

[terse hawk]

nicest

[summer rover]

i guess they dont want the pet

more for me

[lucid nexus]

Yooo

Bro only gives pet to clud not me 💔💔

Clud lowk special 😭

[spring loom]

[lucid nexus]

Special 💀

[summer rover]

special in what way

[lucid nexus]

If ykyk 💀

[mighty aurora]

[tidal tartan]

in dom way

[signal garden]

[lucid nexus]

@summer rover are you a UNC

[spring loom]

I forgot you're still in there

[signal garden]

didnt even realize it was from that server tbh

[spring loom]

server is just a emote archive and where I "dm" dainty

[wind osprey]

how do I fix everyone having a steve skin

[spring loom]

not sure when it started, but I don't directly message him 😭

[lucid nexus]

Turn off 'only allow trusted skin' from settings

[spring loom]

I just message him in one of those channels

[lucid nexus]

I think its in accessibility

[wind osprey]

nah it’s that stupid glitch

[lucid nexus]

Bruh

[summer rover]

ask them politely to change skins

[wind osprey]

steve glitch

is there a way to fix it

like deleting cache or smth

[lucid nexus]

Wanabe mod

[summer rover]

i do not

thanks for the offer tho

[lucid nexus]

U once were sadly

Got fired ig 😭😭

Jokes aside, I dont see any mods for a while

Dont they like talking 😔

[summer rover]

was never a mod

[summer rover]

they're volunteers and meant to moderate, not chat 24/7, so

[lucid nexus]

Atleast say hi no? :((( 😔

[summer rover]

okay which one

[lucid nexus]

Any ngl

[lucid nexus]

Helpers can mute am sure

[summer rover]

can they

[shy drum]

@main sluice sorry for ping but is ur automod block list public??

[unreal crow]

Hiii!!

[lucid nexus]

What does that even mean

[tidal tartan]

mika called peterbot as timybot...

[summer rover]

why would it be public

[tidal tartan]

and she also wont duel me bedwars

[shy drum]

the automod badwords list.....

[lucid nexus]

Oh

[serene plover]

obvious question with obvious answer moment 💔

[maiden linden]

Yo guys what does the title ‘Season 3 #1940040’ mean??

[honest forge]

I mean, you can make your own list of the blocked words with enough time and dedication

🤷‍♂️

[summer rover]

you were the 1940040th best bedwars player in season 3

[maiden linden]

Oh

Is that good

[honest forge]

No 😭

[summer rover]

its good

[maiden linden]

Wait ima show yall my stats

[summer rover]

theres ppl worse than you

[honest forge]

Almost 2 million people were better than you

😭😭

[shy drum]

yeah but thats booooorrrrinnnggggg so best idea steal it from clankstar

[lucid nexus]

Aww man even luv is not a helper anymore 😔

[honest forge]

WDYM??

that’s literally the fun way

[maiden linden]

Experience: 14671
Games played: 117
Victories: 49
Kills: 1026
Deaths:212
final kills: 253
Beds destroyed: 86

Are these good

I started recently

[tired fractal]

Can't believe they quit from helpering 💔

[shy drum]

except its when ur innocent

[summer rover]

decent yeah

[honest forge]

I have some news for you 😭🙏

[honest forge]

Be not innocent

😀

Break rules, do crimes 🔥🔥

(JOKING)

[summer rover]

ask chatgpt for a list of swear words to add to your automod

[shy drum]

erm

[shy drum]

its the most innocent cow ive seen it would break the rules OPENAI set

[lucid nexus]

😔

[honest forge]

Ask ChatGPT if the list is public actually

[summer rover]

top 10 minecraft youtubers who swore

[honest forge]

Number 7 is pewdiepie

[gilded veldt]

BWAHH

[onyx coyote]

I used to be scared of swear words

[gilded veldt]

[honest forge]

You’re so real for that, my cludgester

[summer rover]

what happened to sleeping

[gilded veldt]

goodnigt

[honest forge]

Gn 😭😭

[gilded veldt]

I had to say my final words to this server before departing to slumber

[summer rover]

and your final words were towards me, how thoughtful

[runic vine]

just go to sleep already

[gilded veldt]

no

[lime comet]

[gilded veldt]

okay damn sorry Harry Kane pls dont pull up to my tea party

[summer rover]

bro sent a gartic phone link

[gilded veldt]

OMG WAIT ur also isfp-t

[lime comet]

YES

[maiden linden]

What level are u guys in bedwars

[gilded veldt]

I just foundout Im ISFP-T too

[summer rover]

cludfr check out hive art someone drew a buff dog

[gilded veldt]

Im dead what is that

[summer rover]

they gave it some italian brainrot name too🥀

[lime comet]

Woah

[surreal scarab]

halfway through!

[surreal scarab]

oh 😭

maybe i am 🤷🏼‍♂️

[gilded veldt]

diabolical

[runic vine]

im gonna spill all of your tea if you dont listen to my instructions

[gilded veldt]

[surreal scarab]

hey i have a triple t skin

[gilded veldt]

women power

[surreal scarab]

with a tophat

[summer rover]

what does this mean

[gilded veldt]

the audacity what the hell

[surreal scarab]

its catchphrase is from a guy i killed who said “yoooo tung tung chill”

[surreal scarab]

triple t man

[gilded veldt]

💔💔💔

[surreal scarab]

i lowkey want the glorp pet

[runic vine]

come over and hold my hand im scared

[surreal scarab]

hi kane cutie

[gilded veldt]

okay lets do that

[runic vine]

heyy

[gilded veldt]

same Imma get it tmr

[surreal scarab]

hows the new mode treating you, i played twice before realising its ego simulator and everyone rqs

[lime comet]

[runic vine]

i played 9 games

[surreal scarab]

get me it too cheers

woah

[runic vine]

i might buy phas

[gilded veldt]

[surreal scarab]

you should its a good game

[merry prawn]

glorp pet is peak

[gilded veldt]

Im not the moneyman

[merry prawn]

i want it so bad

[surreal scarab]

can you buy me it if i carey you in phasmophobia

[surreal scarab]

yeah you are

[runic vine]

i lowk get so scared when i play horror games

[merry prawn]

i'm broke sorry bro

[surreal scarab]

its stock untiy assets dawg nothing to be scared of

unity

[gilded veldt]

okay thank you but also no 🔥

[surreal scarab]

broooooooo heart break emoji

[runic vine]

that doesnt matter

[surreal scarab]

sad face emoji

[gilded veldt]

apple tired emoji

( )

[dusk plover]

apparently im a ENFJ-T

[surreal scarab]

nut emoji

[gilded veldt]

not the cucumbers

[surreal scarab]

im Phqsmophobia hello a ENFJ-T

[gilded veldt]

oo extrovert

[surreal scarab]

😭

[gilded veldt]

Ema traumatised me (I enjoyed it)

[dusk plover]

thats interesting because irl im introverted to the core

[gilded veldt]

ohwow

[surreal scarab]

the ketchup was serving lowkey

[hasty rampart]

[surreal scarab]

maybe you lied on the test

[dusk plover]

We meet again

[gilded veldt]

sky said it looks like a hat

[surreal scarab]

👋

[gilded veldt]

😭😭 it DOES

[dusk plover]

nope, maybe the test lies

[gilded veldt]

if Ema insults my potatoes once again I'm going to show her things

[surreal scarab]

test is fake, sue them

[dusk plover]

oh yeah, big money

[surreal scarab]

ooooooohkay and im out

[gilded veldt]

LMAOA

[dusk plover]

i like your potatos

[surreal scarab]

then you can buy me glorp pet

[gilded veldt]

and I like you

[safe wadi]

glaze

[surreal scarab]

hond wya gang wheres grandpapi

[dusk plover]

I like you more

[gilded veldt]

hello

[surreal scarab]

glaze me pls

[gilded veldt]

hes muted LMAOO

[safe wadi]

hey king 🙏🏽

[dusk plover]

[gilded veldt]

weally

[safe wadi]

your so goated phas 😜

[gilded veldt]

your 💔

[safe wadi]

[dusk plover]

nyessss

[safe wadi]

we don't like you

[gilded veldt]

[gilded veldt]

yall love me. right

[dusk plover]

[safe wadi]

hel no

[gilded veldt]

fake ahh kid

[safe wadi]

wallahi billahi tillahi ReiReis opinion don't count rn she's biased

[blissful hollow]

Broooo

[lucid basin]

[gilded veldt]

I dont feel appreciated

[dusk plover]

what?

Im not bias

[blissful hollow]

We need kits duos backkkk😔🤞💔✌️

Skywars kits is ball knowlage

[gilded veldt]

ur biased

[dusk plover]

Your opinion shouldnt matter either youre a regular

[gilded veldt]

rankism

[safe wadi]

don't make me hop on the mains

[dusk plover]

rankism

[blissful hollow]

Tragic

[gilded veldt]

hop on some grass

[safe wadi]

prestige 1 btw

[gilded veldt]

sweaty pro edater

[dusk plover]

[gilded veldt]

Im lvl 15 Im kinda new

[safe wadi]

gulp

[safe wadi]

[dusk plover]

[gilded veldt]

competitive edating champion over here

[dusk plover]

bros a professional at edating

and yet hes single

[surreal scarab]

hi gang

[gilded veldt]

I need to sleep

[safe wadi]

am not

[gilded veldt]

surprisingly not

[surreal scarab]

why what he do

[safe wadi]

how you doing my Liege

[surreal scarab]

im tired

[gilded veldt]

said bad things

[gilded veldt]

sleep so we can sw tomorrow

[dusk plover]

this fly is about to DIE

[safe wadi]

Im on the smp tomorrow

surprisingly

to play w cookie tho

sn I killed the chat

safe

[dusk plover]

Good job

[safe wadi]

yo rei

[gilded veldt]

ooo

[safe wadi]

how's your day been?

[gilded veldt]

Ill join too gotta finish my huse

[safe wadi]

I'm NOT on the smp Tomorrow

[dusk plover]

my day was kind of stupid ngl

[safe wadi]

NOT tryna get sent 10000 1000 100000

[gilded veldt]

bro is just avoiding the chudfr

[gilded veldt]

LMAOOO

[safe wadi]

yes

at this rate I am

[gilded veldt]

our private base is not so private anymore icl

every1 and their moms found us

[safe wadi]

😭 crazy

[dusk plover]

ngl i would join back the smp but i kinda hated just roaming around

[gilded veldt]

u should team up with someone

[dusk plover]

it felt like i was playing on lifeboat

[safe wadi]

I'm still roaming let's meet up and build a massive grass block and live in it

[dusk plover]

Not very easy

[safe wadi]

my KING phas

[surreal scarab]

i can sw until like 5:45 tomorrow then i gotta get ready for the drinks

[dusk plover]

everyone already has their people

[gilded veldt]

I can tp u to our area

[surreal scarab]

#freehond

[dusk plover]

i thought it was private

[gilded veldt]

Im not sure if Ill be free tmr anyway but if I am we shall may

[merry laurel]

tp me bro

[gilded veldt]

not anymore bro

[dusk plover]

oh

[gilded veldt]

if u actually played I wouls

[safe wadi]

are you still at that village qt

[hard sentinel]

yooo is that THE cludfr??

[gilded veldt]

its supposed to be but like multiple ppl found us n decided to live nearby

[surreal scarab]

oh then whyd you ask to sw 😭

ill be free sunday

not monday tho

[gilded veldt]

yoo

[dusk plover]

oh

[merry laurel]

I died to lag 😞

[safe wadi]

awhh

[dusk plover]

Well i guess that would be fine

[gilded veldt]

bc its like 80% that I will be able to n I want to

[gilded veldt]

up to you entirely

[dusk plover]

Yeah, I would love to

[gilded veldt]

okay!

[surreal scarab]

oh lmao fair

me prestige 1 by sunday?

[safe wadi]

me too??

[gilded veldt]

hellyeah

[safe wadi]

bring me??

[surreal scarab]

god no

[gilded veldt]

prestige 1 in groundwars or sum

[safe wadi]

oh 💔

[gilded veldt]

thats the plan

[safe wadi]

I might rush #69 in gw

[gilded veldt]

💔💔💔

[surreal scarab]

no thats my spot

[safe wadi]

OUR spot

[gilded veldt]

bro thinks hes cool or sum

[surreal scarab]

well im 68th rn cuz i need sm1 to pass me

[surreal scarab]

okayyyyy no carry for you

[gilded veldt]

I was talking ab ziggy

[safe wadi]

yo 💔 I gotchu

[surreal scarab]

oh 😭

[gilded veldt]

ur cool as hell... just pls carry me tho

💔💔💔

[surreal scarab]

LOL

[safe wadi]

@surreal scarab @gilded veldt hop on the secondary s we are grinding gw

[surreal scarab]

bet

[gilded veldt]

HELL NO

[tidal tartan]

look i can bring mika in herr

im such a magician

[surreal scarab]

i was about to leak my alt so then i went to do the starting letters and then realised what it stood for

[surreal scarab]

me too watch

@lime comet

[safe wadi]

😭😭 nice one

[tidal tartan]

mika...

[gilded veldt]

oscarpants1 still haunts me

[surreal scarab]

oscar pants is the goat

[safe wadi]

MODS!!!

[gilded veldt]

the only good thing he did was kill you

[tidal tartan]

mika stop lurking

[safe wadi]

we all clocked him apart from phas

[trim oxide]

Hi

[tidal tartan]

see

[gilded veldt]

ur so right we clocked him

[surreal scarab]

such a rat bro

[tidal tartan]

@oscarpants1