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BW SUCK
glorp might be the highlight of this update
Bedwars
omg.
this not even near to zeqa
Babyy
Ye But for now, it's only available to those with ranks
some1 gife me the shark hat pls
I agree i love that pet sm
YE MENTIONED π₯π₯π₯
I haven't played it yet, but I'm already logging onto Hive
I'll see how it goes
Xdxdd
is steve glitch back?
its terrible in my opinion
btw u cant see ur opponents in the lobby
kinda mystery
i want nitro but im broke 
opponent

glorp costume when
Real
yoyo πͺ
no i havent talk to her since yesterday i didnt saw her today
LMAO what is that emoji bro π
wanna be clipped in a sw montage
sigh.
LMAO
idk eitherππ
if i insit
how did defect upload a video about bw duels ALREADY
how ur skill Hobbes
only 30 mins leftπππ
hell yaeh 30 mins
bedrock is so bad it lags so much even when i didnt update
meow
i had it at around 165 in lobby now its 14π
i become an unc nowπ
when that
oh and it crashed, very cool
congrats
idk
how ur sw skills
lmaoo
monthly?
ranked
....
"congrats"π
i dont play pubs
im cooked a player who lower level than me how sad
Hi
hi chase
Hi
Hey hyd
Great, hbu?
xD
Hii
Sweats r enjoying rn cus of the update 
Hii bro
20 minsπ
π₯
I can play cosmic clash is peace now

Food
Like my pfp
π
Hey can anyone edit a video for me?
Thank you sis 
You are welcome sis 
Man I could go for a chocolate croissant
whos gonna tell em
10 minsπ
Hey
pull up
Kiss
when is hive gonna remove the Steve glitch and lag stuff
never unfortunately
cuz i cant play hive itβs lagging for me
they dislike players like u and i
Even tho I have low ping

Same here
is hive gonna fix it?
Hm
Im curious about your about me what does it mean
do you still have srv
Yea charizard
I was talking about ping

No I know but im talking about your about
Or bio or whatever discord calls it these days
About me
Yea they changed it
Glorp

maybe theres more than one variant? Im not sure
hell yeah me 2
nah
u shouldve joined our vc earlier 
oh i didnt even notice :O
get out mate
What does glorp mean
when we were playing swww
its much more fun in vc
@mild falcon get pinged
Hi splodger, whats the current status on the steve glitch
hello
how much for user?
So polite
what a pleb innit
dm me
We're working with Minecraft to hopefully get it fixed in a future update
Yesss
awh not even muted?
i dont like being steve
Wahoo!
I can do that
wuuu*
you should 
please work with them to give me more than 14 fpsπ i had 165+
im unc nowπ₯Ή
nah
Welcome
Symptoms of a skill issue π¨ββοΈ
move to java π»
hive doesnt work on java
Ill look forward to seeing u 
it used to years ago π
me toooo, are u online rn >o<
symptoms on bedrock crapping itself as usual for no reason
π rip
Kaka wazz
noo Im abt to sleep π
Ill play tmr tho! probably
yes come cuddle


what was that
hello fellow respected individuals
π«
hello sweetkitten
you said something else
Aw man its you!
dont
π
i wanna help
please do
I lowkey just got into bed.. BUT-
how to fid lagging bedrock
I can't play siege rn bc i got banned from ranked so im forced to play Minecraft
fix
Unlucky
hey
False ban fr fr
@gilded veldt meow
Hecker
COUGH
pls do not say the m word in my presence
Moo
mrrow
@gilded veldt meow for me
Got banned for telling my tm8 he should hop off a fragger op if he can't even kill someone standing still
bro dude me n my hbs took a screenie at my smp house today lemme show u
? what is wrong w u
@mild falcon ping me when u wake up
@gilded veldt do an emote
Okayyy


Thats crazy bruh
Its valid tho?+

If you can't hit ur shots you should play support..
Nah
Id meow for u tho
At least you know scloom
Yea i respect it
Nawr that game makes me rage
I have a 0. Smth win rate but my kd is 1.2 π
I now hate pianos
I doing my job π
Why
thoughts on the new cr gamemode
YOU
bw duels lowk fun
What's that
no way ur the one saying that
what's that supposed to mean
hi
ur bad at bedwars
hello
hi
hi
am I now
um
you meow for everyone
I lowk dont only for women
hmm?
@surreal scarab
yea no ur absolutely buns
Son hop on
bahlright
πππ
didnt you apologize for all men today
I wipe you in general tho clud
I only did bc adv otherwise wasnt going to send me the screenshots
we can run the 1s tmr
well too bad you did
I didnt mean it
oh so your not dodging my 1v1 anymore?
wow you apologized to me tooπ₯Ή
LOL nah
? I didnt
but i am a man
wdym prstiged ππ
that means i got an apology
not a chance
you meowed for darkmagma
??
I meowed because people meowed
it doesnt mean I meowed FOR someone lmao
thats my egirl that acts like a male

excuse me what
wait who??
yes you never knew its top secret
meow
yea u are
Why is Minecraft sending me A happy Pi Day ?
ur not talking abt me right
him
anyone know how to run shaders without better render dragon
cringe
don't make me vc you just to bark
no not you ew
LMAOOO
Im glad bc ur response was weird
Im mad u didnt jvc today btw
I was busy
no ur lowk just getting banned

missed out
Itβs me
:c
pro edater π
sure
what now
Waiting
ill tell your sibling to unban me from your pc
naaaa
idk why but i feel obesity when ur around
We gonna try these duels mode?
hey giys just fyi, phqsmophobia logged on
double it and pass it on to cludfr
dms
I gotchu I won't q sw then
girl shes gonna scream at u
always the fridge talking about dex's snack
no she wont trust
good to know ull finally level up at least once today
what
this fella called you a snack @gilded veldt
??
they name be zMyst1xz
yuck who
she wont beat me dawg give up
Im a man btw
ego of a century 

i would die than believe that
u were a woman yesterday
idk why u dont believe it
no I was not
I promise you if I see you online I'm snapping your ankles
if I see u online ur being spam invited
not in a thousand years would you be a man
don't log on rn then
Im manlier than ur father tho

wasnt planning on it Im in bed buddy π
actually i could believe that i hate my father
what did dex did to cloudia π€§
oh π
I'm so happy that cludfr won't ruin my night
she a man now bruh
yesyes
Another time
try again
always have been
dang we got fooled
never 
yes clud is a man
They're just so hard to play
best gamemode
Lowk is phasmophobia a girl? Cuz that's what I made them in the story.
hes very girlypop
yes
Oh no, welp tell him I said sry
yea bc idc
i actually added that 5 days ago
ππ tell him urslef bro @surreal scarab
ig u love being called a girl
no I actually hate it
I can assure you, i'm a human
Sorry girl π€
i hit 97 already
girl
my favorite human*
what am i being told
than get ur prnouns somewhere gng
no way finally
most bot sentence ever
cba

Ah, sry, I thought u were a girl, so in the story that's what u are
he apologized that he made u a woman in his stoey
reidan dingleberry
I'm a girl bro
Please click the ReCaptcha to read this message π²
why did i actually click thatπ
its not working
haha get fooled

fix it


Sorry, that bug won't be patched until mm update
@lucid nexus if u could stop pinging me in random channels that would be great.

When is mm update?
so until we all die and earth explodes
never...
Sorry, access denied by splodger, Please enter the passkey to see this
haha ur not tricking me this time
loser
Sorry, that was the wrong passkey! Try again
Y'all smth else. The reason I've got issues

2784
haha get fooled
hahahaaaa the passkey is wrong
"Wrong" ?
oh my god im filling up your base with ads
too slow i used it
what does the vault have
the mm update
π
after years of searching
Pls 
i should make a story of the mm update so splodger adds it

so smart right
here take it!
yay
bedwars duels before the mm update 

hi
hiii
Hii
The only thing joud delivery service can't deliver is mm update
reidqn
π
π
I see u too 
Your daily ramen is being delivered
nom nom nom
It was yummy ty

@dusk plover
I like duels
no more stresssss
Wb me
_ _
WHAT!? Bw ltm?? What happened to mm ltm??? πππ
Up next
I like u too ryan
NOOOOO my mm noooo ππ
π―π―π€
we're never getting this i swear
Wait cosmic clash is going?
no one cares about bw drop the mm update π
its gone already
Yeah ππ
Huh
oh you can still queue it

What world am I living in
./q bw-cosmic
Whats cosmic clash)?

How dod i not kknw about this
Hello mikoroscosmos
pretty much bedwars but if 2 people with diamond armor rush you your doomed and theres nothing you can do about it
oh its you
oh it's me
ello slowness the quick
just ran into you in bw duels xd
Hru slowness the quick
I am very Quilckly today. Hryou??;
@lime comet this
Wow!


I have constant crunchly noises in my neck πππ
Hi
./q bw-cosmic fr
"Sorry, you're not allowed to queue for this game at this time." π
Qill we ever see manor agoain π₯²
Go to a doctor
Don't burn the cat
Probably not.
Eye doctor should fix it 
Nah he should go to a nose doctor
hi
No I think ear one will
π±
No! They will evict all the bugs living in my ears 

They will be homeless
Where will yhey live?? πππ
In your plants
π±ππ
Or the coins
I actually had a dream about burrying things in my pot plants :D
I am quick response
Is hive maintenance?
no? im on it rn
weird
no its a place bees live in
Tree house?? π€π±

Wow!
taking off a plaster thats stuck to hair gotta be one of the most painful experiences
_ _
I hate it sm
icy bridging lowkey kinda ez
Especially if its those really strong plasters that lowkey grip onto skin
π€
What are you giggling at
and then it lowkey gives you a bald spot
Im lowkey Quick Slowness
no way
@gilded veldt reference?
or pulling duct tape out of your hair
Why do you have duct tape in your HAIR
Yikes
how do you even manage to have that happen
Some kid in her class put it there
πππ
like π π₯
Was she bullied?
she was, but then we put her in karate
Sometimes you just gotta mail out some hair
W counter
Yeah the kid who bullied her i havent seen him in a while π
and she just gets bullied more because god forbid being different and trying to improve your physical and mental health
Wait it was a guy bullying a girl?
yea
IM SAYING
L parents on his behalf
Hi
Dw my grandma crashed out on them

Good
w granny
Hi
add a /kd command
what would kd do
what would the command do
also what does it stand for
?????
Gulp
Hi beautiful gurl 
this fly in my room is about to face my wrath

skill based matchmaking
kd is kill/death
but as a command?
in game?
heyyyy
uhoh
yeah because he was suggesting there be a /kd command
Im so bored I just did a MBTI test
that makes no sense tho
I'm a ISFP-T guys!
@light lagoon im finally playing tnaf wish me luck i HATE playing scary games
whatever this means
kd is a stat how would it be a command*
Random question, anyone like Star Wars, specifically the prequels?

idk ask him
i hate those people

we hateyou too
how is there already a glorb emoji
glorp is very old
glorp*
Oh hi Salmon
do u even know anyone thats also isfpt
hello
And hi Dom
hi
i guess to save the 5 seconds they could spend just using a calculator for it?
not as far as Im aware

ig
Hello my fellow Americans
JackOnFire here!

just use assistant?
Howdy
you're also mc server host renter
hello my fellow europeans
yes mc server host renter over here
hello fellow Pole
hello fellow brit
π ?
Saying where u live is against hive rules so Id stop before you get banned
Im not Brit
I can see it
barber?????
you cannot
pole

the emoji says barber Im crine
omg my aura went up after that
that was tufffff

will i get banned for saying im from europe
yeH
:barber_pole: also shows that emote
yea enjoy your last words
I love my polish barber

they dont reciprocate
shoutout to [insert Polish name]
as per usual
Przemek
π₯π₯
i meant to send 2 fire emojis
for that goat JackOnFire
@gilded veldt reply in the next 2 mins for free alien pet
hi im cludfr
do i get the pet
begging for gifts in hive chat is also against hive rules
@signal garden
you might be the first player to actually read the rules channel
ty I am a good hive player like my bio
brah
bio doesnt match
nicest
i guess they dont want the pet
more for me
Yooo
Bro only gives pet to clud not me ππ
Clud lowk special π

Special π
special in what way
If ykyk π

in dom way

@summer rover are you a UNC
didnt even realize it was from that server tbh
server is just a emote archive and where I "dm" dainty
how do I fix everyone having a steve skin
not sure when it started, but I don't directly message him π
Turn off 'only allow trusted skin' from settings
I just message him in one of those channels
I think its in accessibility
nah itβs that stupid glitch
Bruh
ask them politely to change skins
Wanabe mod
U once were sadly
Got fired ig ππ
Jokes aside, I dont see any mods for a while
Dont they like talking π
was never a mod
they're volunteers and meant to moderate, not chat 24/7, so
Atleast say hi no? :((( π
okay which one
Any ngl
Helpers can mute am sure
can they
@main sluice sorry for ping but is ur automod block list public??
Hiii!!
What does that even mean
mika called peterbot as timybot...
why would it be public
and she also wont duel me bedwars
the automod badwords list.....
Oh
obvious question with obvious answer moment π
Yo guys what does the title βSeason 3 #1940040β mean??
I mean, you can make your own list of the blocked words with enough time and dedication
π€·ββοΈ
you were the 1940040th best bedwars player in season 3
No π
its good
Wait ima show yall my stats
theres ppl worse than you
yeah but thats booooorrrrinnnggggg so best idea steal it from clankstar
Aww man even luv is not a helper anymore π
WDYM??
thatβs literally the fun way
Experience: 14671
Games played: 117
Victories: 49
Kills: 1026
Deaths:212
final kills: 253
Beds destroyed: 86
Are these good
I started recently
Can't believe they quit from helpering π
except its when ur innocent
decent yeah
I have some news for you ππ
Be not innocent
π
Break rules, do crimes π₯π₯
(JOKING)
ask chatgpt for a list of swear words to add to your automod
erm
its the most innocent cow ive seen it would break the rules OPENAI set
π
Ask ChatGPT if the list is public actually
top 10 minecraft youtubers who swore
Number 7 is pewdiepie
BWAHH
I used to be scared of swear words

Youβre so real for that, my cludgester
what happened to sleeping
goodnigt
Gn ππ
I had to say my final words to this server before departing to slumber
and your final words were towards me, how thoughtful
just go to sleep already
no
okay damn sorry Harry Kane pls dont pull up to my tea party
bro sent a gartic phone link
OMG WAIT ur also isfp-t
YES
What level are u guys in bedwars
I just foundout Im ISFP-T too
cludfr check out hive art someone drew a buff dog
Im dead what is that
they gave it some italian brainrot name tooπ₯
Woah

halfway through!
oh π
maybe i am π€·πΌββοΈ
diabolical
im gonna spill all of your tea if you dont listen to my instructions

hey i have a triple t skin
women power
with a tophat
what does this mean
the audacity what the hell
its catchphrase is from a guy i killed who said βyoooo tung tung chillβ
triple t man
πππ
i lowkey want the glorp pet
come over and hold my hand im scared
hi kane cutie
okay lets do that
heyy
same Imma get it tmr
hows the new mode treating you, i played twice before realising its ego simulator and everyone rqs

i played 9 games
i might buy phas

you should its a good game
glorp pet is peak
Im not the moneyman
i want it so bad
can you buy me it if i carey you in phasmophobia
yeah you are
i lowk get so scared when i play horror games
i'm broke sorry bro
its stock untiy assets dawg nothing to be scared of
unity
okay thank you but also no π₯
broooooooo heart break emoji
that doesnt matter
sad face emoji
apparently im a ENFJ-T
nut emoji
not the cucumbers
im Phqsmophobia hello a ENFJ-T
oo extrovert
π
Ema traumatised me (I enjoyed it)
thats interesting because irl im introverted to the core
ohwow
the ketchup was serving lowkey

maybe you lied on the test
We meet again
sky said it looks like a hat
π
ππ it DOES
nope, maybe the test lies
if Ema insults my potatoes once again I'm going to show her things
test is fake, sue them
oh yeah, big money
ooooooohkay and im out
LMAOA
i like your potatos
then you can buy me glorp pet
and I like you
glaze
hond wya gang wheres grandpapi
I like you more
hello
glaze me pls
hes muted LMAOO
hey king ππ½

weally
your so goated phas π
your π

nyessss 
we don't like you


hel no
fake ahh kid
wallahi billahi tillahi ReiReis opinion don't count rn she's biased
Broooo

I dont feel appreciated
ur biased
Your opinion shouldnt matter either youre a regular
rankism
don't make me hop on the mains
rankism
Tragic
hop on some grass
prestige 1 btw
sweaty pro edater

Im lvl 15 Im kinda new
gulp

competitive edating champion over here
hi gang
I need to sleep
am not
surprisingly not
why what he do
how you doing my Liege
im tired
said bad things
sleep so we can sw tomorrow
Im on the smp tomorrow
surprisingly
to play w cookie tho
sn I killed the chat
safe 
yo rei
ooo
how's your day been?
Ill join too gotta finish my huse
I'm NOT on the smp Tomorrow
my day was kind of stupid ngl
NOT tryna get sent 10000 1000 100000
bro is just avoiding the chudfr
LMAOOO
our private base is not so private anymore icl
every1 and their moms found us
π crazy
ngl i would join back the smp but i kinda hated just roaming around
u should team up with someone 
it felt like i was playing on lifeboat
I'm still roaming let's meet up and build a massive grass block and live in it
Not very easy
my KING phas
i can sw until like 5:45 tomorrow then i gotta get ready for the drinks
everyone already has their people 
I can tp u to our area
#freehond
i thought it was private
Im not sure if Ill be free tmr anyway but if I am we shall may
tp me bro
not anymore bro
oh
if u actually played I wouls
are you still at that village qt
yooo is that THE cludfr??
its supposed to be but like multiple ppl found us n decided to live nearby
oh then whyd you ask to sw π
ill be free sunday
not monday tho
yoo
oh
I died to lag π
awhh
Well i guess that would be fine
bc its like 80% that I will be able to n I want to
up to you entirely
okay!
oh lmao fair
me prestige 1 by sunday?
me too??
hellyeah
bring me??
god no
prestige 1 in groundwars or sum
oh π
thats the plan
I might rush #69 in gw
πππ
no thats my spot
OUR spot
bro thinks hes cool or sum
well im 68th rn cuz i need sm1 to pass me
okayyyyy no carry for you
I was talking ab ziggy
yo π I gotchu
oh π
LOL
@surreal scarab @gilded veldt hop on the secondary s we are grinding gw
bet
HELL NO
i was about to leak my alt so then i went to do the starting letters and then realised what it stood for
ππ nice one
mika...
oscarpants1 still haunts me
oscar pants is the goat
MODS!!!
the only good thing he did was kill you
mika stop lurking
we all clocked him apart from phas
Hi
see
ur so right we clocked him
such a rat bro
@oscarpants1










