🐝・hive-chat

[fallow hamlet]

who even came up with that

someone had to have been tech savvy

[honest forge]

What the hell?? 😭

HOW

[dusk plover]

i thought that word was blacklisted

[honest forge]

Oh you mean pc

[iron bone]

I’ve been playing minecraft since I was 7! Back in 2011

[honest forge]

I was picturing you like

Lobster clawing a phone

[iron bone]

old days

[dusk plover]

lol were so close in age

[honest forge]

😭😭😭

[dusk plover]

i was 6 in 2011

[honest forge]

You were 6 and 7

[dusk plover]

LMAO 😭

[dusk plover]

no. just no...

[twin hound]

[fallow hamlet]

bro i was 5 when i played minecraft in 2013

this is crazy work

[iron bone]

lol

[iron bone]

Minecraft almost older than u atp

[dusk plover]

i have the 2011 minecon cape but it looks terrible

[iron bone]

😂 i’m kidding

[fallow hamlet]

😭

[dusk plover]

i like the 2019 founders cape better

[iron bone]

I didn’t go to any cons or anything way back then

[honest forge]

“No, no, he’s got a point”

[iron bone]

didn’t even know they were a thing

[fallow hamlet]

i’m like almost 3 years older than the game

[iron bone]

I didn’t have any tech savvy family members lol

[fallow hamlet]

wait nah

[iron bone]

you barely even knew what colors were

[dusk plover]

I only went because my older bro loved mc so much he would travel just for them

[honest forge]

You’re 3 years older than 1.0

[twin hound]

i first played pocket edition in 2012, earliest build i remember was some sort of rainbow tunnel me and my sister built

[iron bone]

ahhh fair

[fallow hamlet]

11 months by the alpha and 3 years by the full release

[iron bone]

I built a wedding way back then

[dusk plover]

I remember when the first fake herobrine vid was posted

[iron bone]

idk why

[honest forge]

Your bio

Is that

Is that the fish hat again??

[iron bone]

Bro didn’t even know colors when Minecraft started existing

[twin hound]

i actually missed a lot of updates due to a lack of internet

[iron bone]

😭

[honest forge]

Oh wow

You’re like
Old

Ancient tbh

[iron bone]

ahhh the memories

[dusk plover]

NO, dont say that

[twin hound]

i was stuck in an alpha mobile version for years

[dusk plover]

i dont wanna feel old

[iron bone]

worst part… i’m older

[fallow hamlet]

i’m still barely older than the game

[iron bone]

😭

[fallow hamlet]

i’m actually old

unc status

it’s over

[rare panther]

Mmm this cheesecake tastes so good

[honest forge]

You have a child, it should’ve set in for you by now 😭🙏

[twin hound]

[dusk plover]

I still cant drink so im not entirely unc

[iron bone]

BRUH

[fallow hamlet]

hm?

[iron bone]

😭

my child is cute tyvm

he’s a burrito 🌯

[dusk plover]

Babies are adorable

[iron bone]

He’s almost 4 lbs

[honest forge]

That’s one heavy burrito

[dusk plover]

ngl when i was a baby my eyes always looked like they were closed

[iron bone]

lol

[twin hound]

oh but when i say i like children,

[honest forge]

PAUSE

[fallow hamlet]

pause.

[dusk plover]

[iron bone]

Most babies keep their eyes closed

and their eye colors can change until they are like 3-4 years old too

[zenith heart]

i looked up my birth weight
bro why is 67 in it why did it predict this 🥀

[dusk plover]

well i meant like toddler not baby myb

[fallow hamlet]

did anyone else not cry when they were born?

[honest forge]

Asdfmovie joke

[iron bone]

The lights and such are usually overstimulating for babies

[fallow hamlet]

or is that just me being weird

[iron bone]

same with toddlers

[dusk plover]

I was quiet too

[honest forge]

Bro was locked in

[iron bone]

also a sign of tism

[dusk plover]

[iron bone]

or general neurodivergence

[dusk plover]

I mean i have that so maybe

[honest forge]

Neurospicy

[fallow hamlet]

i had the craziest arc of all time

[iron bone]

yep

[fallow hamlet]

i didn’t know how to walk but i knew how to crawl backwards

[honest forge]

The googoogaga training arc

[dusk plover]

you were plotting your whole life

[rare panther]

Mmm I love this cheesecake

[honest forge]

😭😭😭

[fallow hamlet]

LOL

[iron bone]

You probably used to get really upset with your ears too

[honest forge]

“Sometimes you need to take a step back to see the whole picture” ahh

[dusk plover]

maybe, my ears are kinda small

[honest forge]

Bro was sensei wu

[zenith heart]

crawling backwards is wild 😭

[iron bone]

My nephew is autistic. Ears and hearing sounds are his nightmare.

[fallow hamlet]

i think i started walking after my younger brother

[twin hound]

is it bad that i feel like im speedrunning life and havent done much

[fallow hamlet]

idk how 😭

[dusk plover]

and my hearing sucks

[honest forge]

Conga line

[iron bone]

felt

[fallow hamlet]

actually

[dusk plover]

even now

[honest forge]

Your brother started it

[fallow hamlet]

nah

[iron bone]

happens I think

[fallow hamlet]

i started before and he immediately followed

[lament wadi]

Im on lunch

[iron bone]

part of life is the surreal feeling that it’s passing you by Im pretty sure

[dusk plover]

I was told i used to crash out whenever my dad picked me up

[twin hound]

whatever you say ochre froglight

[honest forge]

I’d usually put butter on breakfast, but you do you ig

[twin hound]

[iron bone]

sounds about right

[lament wadi]

baked potatoes

corn on the cob

[dusk plover]

ngl that ochre froglight looks awfully like butter

[iron bone]

I used to make cheese and ketchup sandwiches…

[honest forge]

Valid, I apologize for being so short-sighted

[lament wadi]

im ochre froglight

[lament wadi]

weep

[dusk plover]

When my mom picked me up sooner or later id be asleep

i think i was a momma's girl

[iron bone]

lol

[honest forge]

🫵 YOU
You’re one of those people who puts ketchup on Mac and cheese

I can SMELL it

[iron bone]

my son gave his dad the UGLIEST look on saturday while being held

[dusk plover]

and yet my mom is not the best mother

[iron bone]

I don’t!

I put garlic on my mac n cheese tho!

[honest forge]

The symptoms may lie dormant for a while

[twin hound]

all i was told was that i was very destructive as a kid

[honest forge]

Kinda based

[iron bone]

I just was a child and we were broke

[dusk plover]

Ive seen people put ketchup on eggs

[honest forge]

Ykw that’s fair

[iron bone]

so ketchup cheese sandwiches bc I don’t really like peanut butter

[zenith heart]

you know it’s bad when you get an ugly/dirty look from a baby 😭🙏

[dusk plover]

ketchup WHAT

[honest forge]

I’m sorry, I still can’t read this sentence with a straight face 😭

[iron bone]

I think my baby just has… a face

[twin hound]

you said that like it was the highest of atrocities

[honest forge]

Peanut butter is awesome

[twin hound]

should i be worried

[iron bone]

Also guys!

[zenith heart]

im allergic to peanuts gg

[dusk plover]

ngl the first meal i learned to make was probably rice

[iron bone]

I learned why I can’t eat most asian foods!

[honest forge]

Soy allergy?

[dusk plover]

cooked 🙏

[iron bone]

nope!

[twin hound]

[fallow hamlet]

raw food

[iron bone]

I have an intolerance to MSG as a whole! 😭 it makes me hella nauseous to the point I can’t even finish my food usually

[dusk plover]

I'm allergic to gunshots ngl

[honest forge]

Oh

[dusk plover]

i never react well to being shot

[honest forge]

Isn’t everybody?

Oh nvm that’s the joke

[glad mountain]

Yum

[honest forge]

I’m allergic to humor

[dusk plover]

[iron bone]

me when the doctors stab a needle at me bc

😭

[hasty rampart]

I've decided I support meat eating and will now protest vegans

[fallow hamlet]

i lowk conquered needle shots

[zenith heart]

damn, never knew an intolerance to that exists 😭

[fallow hamlet]

am i tuff?

[dusk plover]

me whenever i get a shot is the same reaction youll get from me if you tell me the earth is flat

[twin hound]

[hasty rampart]

No coury you is not tuff

[iron bone]

I was gonna reply to this and thought twice

[flat pivot]

Don't die

[fallow hamlet]

okay casuals.

[hasty rampart]

🤏

[light lagoon]

my main dc got disabled😭

[dusk plover]

OUCH

time for your grass appointment

[iron bone]

something something

[fallow hamlet]

and i WON’T correct it

[twin hound]

i dont see much of a difference

probably

[fallow hamlet]

bro look at me

[hasty rampart]

🫵 🤭

[fallow hamlet]

🇪🇪

[gilded veldt]

@iron bone hi qt

[fallow hamlet]

i’m so tuff

[iron bone]

hiiii

💋

[honest forge]

Wait is isn’t cosuals??

[gilded veldt]

hru beautiful

[light lagoon]

i said that i'm underage than discord allows😭😭 im not

[iron bone]

i’m doin goood

[light lagoon]

i had to appeal

[iron bone]

You’re underaged???

[hasty rampart]

Me when im on a 15 day log in streak (this is my highest streak since 2020)

[light lagoon]

NO

[iron bone]

LOL

[dusk plover]

im kind of urging to give you ultimate just because i miss the purple name

[honest forge]

Murder

[iron bone]

😉

[light lagoon]

i am adult😭

[twin hound]

mine was like 376

[gilded veldt]

hows the baby boy and hows the baby mama

[iron bone]

I hate this bot

[light lagoon]

i said that here btw

[iron bone]

a child

[honest forge]

Idk bro, your file here says “little baby man”

[iron bone]

He’s a good lil burrito 🌯

[honest forge]

Just saying

[gilded veldt]

🥺

[light lagoon]

frick you

[dusk plover]

NO OMG

[light lagoon]

u too

[zenith heart]

LMAO

[iron bone]

Jimmy Johns

[dusk plover]

i just reached a barrier in my loginstreak

its at 66

[gilded veldt]

a what now

[light lagoon]

i hate my life

[gilded veldt]

ur cooked

[twin hound]

decisions decisions

[fallow hamlet]

don’t say it.

[light lagoon]

stawp laughing😭

[iron bone]

tough response from a Slim Jim

[gilded veldt]

six sevennnnnn

[twin hound]

do you let it go or sacrifice it

[dusk plover]

if i log in one more time im cooked

[light lagoon]

i dont even have nitro on this acc

[fallow hamlet]

i’m taking Vilnius.

[light lagoon]

_ _

[gilded veldt]

_<

[fallow hamlet]

prepare yourself

[gilded veldt]

Im taking your mother on a date

[dusk plover]

where is the blue name

[light lagoon]

are you kidding me

[honest forge]

Stand ready for my arrival, worm

[light lagoon]

marcus

[gilded veldt]

I sacrificed it for milk tag

[dusk plover]

too late, already did that

[iron bone]

that’s my name don’t wear it out, I know it’s nice to say

[gilded veldt]

maybe I should take you on a date next

[iron bone]

😚

[fallow hamlet]

what is wrong with you.

[dusk plover]

Bet, ill pay for it

[light lagoon]

i know that since 3 months

[dusk plover]

[light lagoon]

this is just a alt

[iron bone]

are we flirting right now?

💋

LOL 😂

[dusk plover]

LOLOL

flirting in hive chat??

[light lagoon]

whoa whoa wait im not ready for that

[dusk plover]

👀

[fallow hamlet]

YO???

[light lagoon]

you misunderstood something

[honest forge]

Marcus Marcus Marcus Marcuus

Aw man I stretched it

[light lagoon]

slovakia

[zenith heart]

oh wait hollup are you mythic rocket 😭 the connections just clicked to me

[iron bone]

Let’s keep the stretching to a minimum here

[light lagoon]

yeah😭😭

[zenith heart]

i see 😭🙏

[fallow hamlet]

wait

[honest forge]

… no comment

[light lagoon]

my dc got disabled

[fallow hamlet]

OH THIS guy

[light lagoon]

YEA

[iron bone]

I like to relax and stretching makes that hard to do

[light lagoon]

😭

[fallow hamlet]

gng 😭

[dusk plover]

ngl i hope i never have my disc disabled

[light lagoon]

i have to wait 1-3 days😭

[gilded veldt]

Im getting princess treatment? lets go

[light lagoon]

i hope it for you

[dusk plover]

ill even let you in the front seat

[iron bone]

if you stretch to much… may fling like a sling shot

[honest forge]

What are you talking about 😭😭

[iron bone]

😬

[dusk plover]

or even better

[gilded veldt]

passenger princess core

[iron bone]

Mwah 💋

[zenith heart]

i have a friend who got his account suspended for impersonation
none of us in our group have any idea who bro could be impersonating in the first place and it’s just weird 😭🥀

[dusk plover]

Ive been on a lot of dates, im an expert

[light lagoon]

bro

[iron bone]

sorry i’m just in a goofy mood

[light lagoon]

lie

[dusk plover]

bro was so good at his job

[iron bone]

🤪

[light lagoon]

really?

[twin hound]

i always wonder and hope that i get to meet some people online in person

[dusk plover]

idc if u believe me or not

YES....

[gilded veldt]

got me blushin n kickin my feet

[iron bone]

I have not

[light lagoon]

and then theyre a he instead of a she

[light lagoon]

i'm sorry

[twin hound]

[dusk plover]

my loginstreak didnt change when i joined

[iron bone]

On a serious note i’ve been in 5 relationships ever lol

[twin hound]

thats just part of the experience

[light lagoon]

really?

[light lagoon]

playboy

[iron bone]

and 2 of them I barely count

[honest forge]

Uh huh

[light lagoon]

what

i hate my life

[fallow hamlet]

this is why i don’t even bother with relationships 😭

[dusk plover]

honestly ive only been in 3 and most of the dates was from this one clingy guy i was with, mind you he didnt do anything

[twin hound]

vro ive been in like 2, i need to lock in

[fallow hamlet]

what could POSSIBLY go wrong

[gilded veldt]

dont tell me u had to plan them all

[iron bone]

well my ex boyfriend I was only with for 2 weeks… and he was weird we were in middle school.. also bad hygiene so I split up. lol

[honest forge]

Could NOT be me 😎🥲

[dusk plover]

not only that, but he left me because he said I'm too stressed all the time

[twin hound]

oh no, thats like, all the bad things

[iron bone]

Then my ex girlfriend. She didn’t know what she wanted and were still besties it was a mutual split of just testing the waters

[dusk plover]

boy its because im doing everything for you 😭 🙏

[iron bone]

also entirely online for this one and I wasn’t a fan of that

and then my boyfriend I was with for 6 years…

[iron bone]

To much to go into with that

[dusk plover]

and not even a spec of gratitude

[zenith heart]

me when i’ve also dated male and female before and got a bad relationship out of both sides 😭💔

[light lagoon]

marcus...

[iron bone]

my last boyfriend before my now partner. Was with him for a little over a year

I broke it off

[gilded veldt]

what the hell girl

[iron bone]

And now I’m married

😚

[light lagoon]

unc

[honest forge]

Real

[dusk plover]

being in relationships really made me have a lot of trust issues

[iron bone]

sounds like he just couldn’t handle a man’s job

[gilded veldt]

it be like that

[twin hound]

lowkey just smite him atp

[flat pivot]

⚡

[gilded veldt]

LMAOO

[iron bone]

But I can 😉

[zenith heart]

may zeus strike him down ahh

[fallow hamlet]

lowk just stay single

[zenith heart]

real

[iron bone]

idk im happily married with a baby

[dusk plover]

honestly i just hope hes happy being single in 2026

[iron bone]

yall just got problems

[honest forge]

You stay single by choice

I stay single because I draw anime women

We are not the same

[iron bone]

[honest forge]

Why would you marry a baby

[iron bone]

oh my god I love women

[fallow hamlet]

nah, i just never bothered with a relationship

[iron bone]

NO

[zenith heart]

relationships get over-romanticized a lot and oftentimes it urges people to throw themselves into relationships at young ages 😭🙏

[twin hound]

crying emoji

[fallow hamlet]

too difficult

[hasty rampart]

What's a women?

[coral hamlet]

😭

[fallow hamlet]

extreme difficulty

[iron bone]

the best thing ever

[dusk plover]

My first kiss wasnt with someone i liked tbh

[honest forge]

Scary

[dusk plover]

peer pressure is a horrible thing

[gilded veldt]

fr

[iron bone]

You guys kiss romantically? I give everyone a kiss

[cyan heron]

Hi 🙂

[gilded veldt]

I lowkey want nth to do w men anymore

[iron bone]

💋

[flat pivot]

A man with the wo dlc installed

[iron bone]

luckily there’s plenty of women in the sea

[honest forge]

Hi thunder 😭

[coral flume]

feminine ahh

[gilded veldt]

unfortunately Im not gay

[dusk plover]

i dont really kiss people at all anymore

[gilded veldt]

be quiet kid

[iron bone]

that can change

i’m joking

[gilded veldt]

it cannot I assure you 😭

[coral hamlet]

great time to look at hive chat i see

[iron bone]

IM JOKING thunder don’t smite me

[coral flume]

okay ma’am

[zenith heart]

LOL

[light lagoon]

no its not

[honest forge]

cutely hits you with the gay beam

[gilded veldt]

women r lovely but Id never date one

[coral hamlet]

why am i doing smiting again

[iron bone]

Tempting

[fallow hamlet]

what 😭

[iron bone]

Good

[light lagoon]

oh no

[iron bone]

he doesn’t know

[honest forge]

Truly a wonderful choice 😭🙏

[dusk plover]

[cyan heron]

Any one on xbox?

[dusk plover]

casually gonna eat my mashed potatos alone

[light lagoon]

he regret that

[iron bone]

Yeah fair. I’m Biromantic but an Ace in the hole otherwise

[gilded veldt]

u can be my exception wink wink

[iron bone]

Yet I have a kid

[dusk plover]

[gilded veldt]

what did I just read

[coral hamlet]

i'm fairly sure looking at hive chat has been a bad choice every single time

[iron bone]

Ace

[honest forge]

LMAO real 😭

[gilded veldt]

whats that

[coral hamlet]

i regret it frequently

[iron bone]

dms

[lament wadi]

its a playing card

[cyan heron]

Anybody?

[coral hamlet]

hi butterpal

[honest forge]

Four, actually

[gilded veldt]

@lament wadi hello butterpal

[honest forge]

I am not

[lament wadi]

@gilded veldt hello cludfr

[honest forge]

@lament wadi hi @lament wadi

[gilded veldt]

how are you on this lovely day butterpal

[lament wadi]

@honest forge hey bubble guy

[dusk plover]

when you dont like doing the funny business in peoples rooms

[cyan heron]

Ok 🙂

[honest forge]

Can we get an update on the corn on the cob

[dusk plover]

but you still date

[dull mango]

Rah

[lament wadi]

i am going fantastic this lovely day, how are you cludfr

[iron bone]

I have explained

[gilded veldt]

yes she explained now

[honest forge]

Wisdom has been bestowed

[dusk plover]

ah

[gilded veldt]

my bsf is that

[dusk plover]

im somewhat like that

[dull mango]

[gilded veldt]

I'm good thank you

[lament wadi]

awesome bue my lunch is over

[dusk plover]

although tbh im wondering if i even like people romantically anymore

[honest forge]

Aw shucks

Back to the mines with you

[gilded veldt]

girl me too help

LMAOA

[iron bone]

Aro Ace?

[twin hound]

i wanna say something so badly but i dont qualify for this topic sadly

[lilac sorrel]

Hello

[twin hound]

bars

[gilded veldt]

Im happy having friends I suppose

[honest forge]

Hi kilian!!

[dusk plover]

possibly

[iron bone]

ooh

[dusk plover]

idk i think that spark is kind of gone

[iron bone]

yeah happens

But women >

[dusk plover]

yeah lol >

[honest forge]

Real

[iron bone]

sorry i’m just finding any reason to love women

hear me out

sandy post transformation from Grease

like greaser sandy

[lilac sorrel]

Hru?

[twin hound]

what about me

[honest forge]

Good ty, hbu??

[dusk plover]

I mean i do have one exception but she probably wont ever be with me

[iron bone]

Holy I’m old and this just aged me

[twin hound]

[gilded veldt]

awh

[honest forge]

Tell me more

[lilac sorrel]

Good

[dusk plover]

its pretty much a dream at this point

[gilded veldt]

maybe she will who knows

[honest forge]

(I haven’t seen it, that’s the only lyric I know)

[twin hound]

well you miss all the shots you dont take

[iron bone]

I thought you said the person you liked was dream for a second

😭

[honest forge]

THE SONG

[gilded veldt]

LMAOO

[dusk plover]

LMAO NO

[honest forge]

it started playing

In my head

[gilded veldt]

bro is in love with dream

[iron bone]

Crush on “Dream”

[iron bone]

me too

[gilded veldt]

I forgot my sleep meds

[iron bone]

I’m JOKING

[twin hound]

[gilded veldt]

someone smite me

[twin hound]

i gotchu fam

[dusk plover]

but anyways she already knows i love her but shes doing that "pretending like she doesnt know" thing

[iron bone]

I have to go pick up a refill on medication tomorrow

😭

Oh you getting warned for that

[honest forge]

Most likely

[iron bone]

you’re cooked bud

😭😭😭

[honest forge]

Was worth it

[dusk plover]

marcus will warn you

[iron bone]

sometimes you just gotta say the out of pocket things

[dusk plover]

owners take things serious

[honest forge]

I’m running out of time for that one specifically, gotta get the reps in

[dusk plover]

just broke a nail 💅 :D

[iron bone]

dm

I died laughing when I got that message req

[coral flume]

🔫

[iron bone]

😭😭😭😂😂😂

[honest forge]

That is crazy 😭😭

[gilded veldt]

awh 😭😭

I hate the thought of someone liking me

[astral dew]

@steady oracle nice

[gilded veldt]

luckily Im not aware of anyone who does so Im safe I think

[dusk plover]

okay ill stop my bad

[gilded veldt]

you can like me all you want bc I love you

[gilded veldt]

you can like me too

[iron bone]

I might get in trouble for that

[gilded veldt]

lets kiss

[iron bone]

😂

[dusk plover]

[iron bone]

Platonic makeout

💋

[dusk plover]

i think we scared away Thvnder

[iron bone]

lol

Good

[gilded veldt]

lemme romance you babygirl

[iron bone]

He can’t see when we weird the chat

[light lagoon]

oh no what is happening here

[twin hound]

people are busy being people, and im just here

[coral flume]

okay so i think u should drink urmeds

[iron bone]

5 nights at jimmys

[gilded veldt]

thank you for the reminder bc I got distracted and forgot

[dusk plover]

[light lagoon]

yeah you could be right

[honest forge]

I read this as killing and it took me a second to realize why that wouldn’t be obvious 😭😭

[light lagoon]

ok dude thats enough

[gilded veldt]

😭😭😭

[light lagoon]

😭

[dusk plover]

whenever i talk on disc for some reason my minecraft chat just dies

its just filled with friends joining and leaving messages

[iron bone]

Calm your Johnson’s jimmy

[gilded veldt]

I drank my meds

[dusk plover]

my sister chews her meds

[light lagoon]

no😭what did i even do

[coral flume]

so go take them stop yappin here

[coral flume]

W

[gilded veldt]

girl what

😭😭😭

[iron bone]

I was swallowing like 5 pills at once when I first got out of the hospital.

Yall weak

liquid is the children’s way out

😎

[gilded veldt]

I mean I always drink water w my pills

Im not weak Im actually just thirsty

[iron bone]

I drink dr pepper with mine

[gilded veldt]

😭😭

[iron bone]

I use to dry swallow some pills

and still do sometimes

No liquid at all just swallow

[light lagoon]

bro

[iron bone]

[light lagoon]

how

do

you

do

[iron bone]

[light lagoon]

that

[iron bone]

[dusk plover]

guys whats the most insulting way to ask someone to stop dming you

i need it

[light lagoon]

"i'll shave your butt"

[dusk plover]

what.

[light lagoon]

i meant burn

[iron bone]

humpty dumpty fell out of my dms… you’re humpty dumpty…. except nobody is coming to put you back together /deragatory

[dusk plover]

WHAT.

[light lagoon]

you know what? just forget it😭

[gilded veldt]

I lowk just call them annoying

[dusk plover]

"get out of my dms before i tell your mom that youre awake past bedtime"

[iron bone]

Hope my response was good enough

the /deragatory adds flare

[light lagoon]

what

no

feed your kids

[flat pivot]

Huwah

[dusk plover]

"you mamas so fat her belly button has an echo"

[iron bone]

My kid is fed

[light lagoon]

lets jump the spotify ceo

[granite garden]

a hatman

[iron bone]

24/7 fed quite literally through a tube

[light lagoon]

more

[granite garden]

not Batman

Hatman

[light lagoon]

who is ryan?

[granite garden]

Woah

[dusk plover]

batman vs hatman, the ultimate fight

[iron bone]

Stinky

[light lagoon]

just kidding

[granite garden]

a cool nonchalant human being

[flat pivot]

Eugh

[iron bone]

tRYANa ruin my chattin

[light lagoon]

💚

[granite garden]

howd u know my name im such a non🙄

[granite garden]

NUHUH?

[iron bone]

lol

[dusk plover]

what would yall do if yall was God for a day

[light lagoon]

@granite garden i wouldnt let him go after that

[iron bone]

it’s in the name

[granite garden]

him

[iron bone]

🤷

[dusk plover]

or the ruler of the earth or something

[iron bone]

I’m the strongest he can’t touch me

I own the Hive

[gilded veldt]

I'm ngl

[light lagoon]

save world Hunger

[light lagoon]

what about me

[iron bone]

Own the hive

[light lagoon]

i'm furina

[granite garden]

Shes super duper strong atm

Taking steroids

[dusk plover]

ngl i would project my voice into everyone's ears saying "I see you..."

[light lagoon]

who?

whos taking stereoids😭

[granite garden]

Own an island

[iron bone]

Hey that was one time and it was medically necessary

[fallow hamlet]

creep.

[granite garden]

@iron bone

[light lagoon]

marcus never

nah

[iron bone]

I had to to have a child

[dusk plover]

dw i wont do it to you

[iron bone]

[fallow hamlet]

thank god

[light lagoon]

this guy called you stinky

[iron bone]

Damn right I did

and i’d do it again

[light lagoon]

see

[granite garden]

Ur natty status has gone.

[light lagoon]

stop being mean

💚💚

[granite garden]

She self projecting

does the green heart mean smth specific

[twin hound]

that sounds familiar for some reason

[light lagoon]

Shrek

[granite garden]

woah r u calling marcus a shrek

[iron bone]

Jimmy neutron gettin feisty

[light lagoon]

i am NOT jimmy neutron😭

[fallow hamlet]

what??

[hasty rampart]

I don't like crustaceans

[light lagoon]

no no

[iron bone]

Jimmy Neutron is a cartoon character…

[light lagoon]

stop bullying me dammit😭

[iron bone]

His hair looks like an icecream cone

[granite garden]

Ur missing out

[iron bone]

Jimmy a good reason

gimme… jimmy… 💀

Sound the same to me

[flat pivot]

Wat

[light lagoon]

oh no i mistook him with jimi hendrix😭

[iron bone]

Jimmy neutrons hair is an ice cream cone

[iron bone]

💀

[light lagoon]

dont say that ever again

[flat pivot]

Oh yaaa

I didn't catch on quuick

[iron bone]

clearly

[light lagoon]

help me nuke spotify

marcus... bus

idk😭

what rhymes with marcus

[granite garden]

Fungus

[light lagoon]

smart bus

[iron bone]

Try going to the jim maybe you’ll figure it out there

[light lagoon]

not rewlly

[granite garden]

marcusfungus

thats a rhyme

[light lagoon]

you meant gym... right?

[flat pivot]

Yeh!

[light lagoon]

ok my bad

[light lagoon]

lets go!

[iron bone]

Jim

sounds the same to me

[light lagoon]

you definetly meant jim

or ryan

[iron bone]

🤭

This chat is great because marcus brings less darkness

😚😚

[light lagoon]

marcus is our light

thank you marcus

[iron bone]

you wanted a rhyme

I gave one

[light lagoon]

what?

i dont get it

[iron bone]

Marcus Darkness

they rhyme

[light lagoon]

not really😭

[iron bone]

say them out loud

they very much do

[light lagoon]

yeah i spelled it wrong

sorry

my bad

hope you forgive me

[bright knot]

how do you even pronounce marcus

[iron bone]

mar cuss

[light lagoon]

thank godness you exist

w help❤️

[iron bone]

[light lagoon]

🥰

[small plank]

Hello

[light lagoon]

_ _

[dreamy acorn]

Brick

[honest forge]

What are there more of? More bricks or more wood planks?

[dreamy acorn]

Erm ask the other guy

[honest forge]

Thunder what is the answer

[light lagoon]

Thvndershock was typing

[honest forge]

Pics or it didn’t happen

[gilded veldt]

wazzah

[dreamy acorn]

Yo

[coral hamlet]

i've never typed here

[light lagoon]

And even if you didn't you just did XD

[honest forge]

Cludge

[coral hamlet]

that was my first message.

[light lagoon]

Hmm says you sent 1k+ messages

[trim oxide]

Hi

[coral hamlet]

Fake news

[dreamy acorn]

Bye

[coral hamlet]

hi

[gilded veldt]

sup

[light lagoon]

[gilded veldt]

bulbasaur

[dreamy acorn]

How are you?

[gilded veldt]

Im alright wbu

[trim oxide]

im bored and no friends

[light lagoon]

byte

[dreamy acorn]

I'm chilling

[coral hamlet]

play hive groundwars

[gilded veldt]

im bored and yes friends

[light lagoon]

?

[dreamy acorn]

Play Hive zero-build

[gilded veldt]

cool cool

[trim oxide]

lucky

[light lagoon]

nothing

[gilded veldt]

naur

[coral hamlet]

i've got to crank 90's on the bedwars players

[dreamy acorn]

And 360 one-pump

[coral hamlet]

[light lagoon]

Well anyways I'm gonna do bridge while I wait for a party since looking for party channel is inactive

[fickle scarab]

I love when the hive is flooded with auto clickers

[sterile bone]

[worldly swan]

ikr

[fickle scarab]

genuinely js autoclick on hypixel or smth

stay away from the hive

[worldly swan]

how about dont auto click anywhere

[worldly swan]

Why is slowmode on?

[fickle scarab]

i got into this guys lobby 2 times and he has an auto and no matter how much i try report him nothin happens

[fickle scarab]

literally

he’s not even slick and he isn’t banned 💔

[summer rover]

.

[summer rover]

why we lying

[astral aspen]

hi

[flat pivot]

Sad Sandwich

[thick solar]

e

[worldly swan]

i had to make you stop lurking and sytart chatting

[light lagoon]

really sad

[flat pivot]

Yeah

[light lagoon]

That's bridge and Skywars for you

Well for me at least that's mostly what I play

[storm monolith]

Evil lies

[light lagoon]

yeah

[light lagoon]

cutesy

[flat pivot]

Huh

[sterile bone]

Tyy

[dusk plover]

guys

free jimmy

[worldly swan]

ban jimmy

[dusk plover]

aw

[light lagoon]

awww ty

[light lagoon]

❤️❤️🥰

[dusk plover]

this is jimmy 🕷️

[twin hound]

i finished the skin

[dusk plover]

oh yay

[twin hound]

also helo jimmy

[light lagoon]

this is reidqn

[light lagoon]

hiiii

hru

[twin hound]

pretty good

you

[light lagoon]

yeahh me too

[granite cave]

🫂

[light lagoon]

except my main @leaden schooner is disabled

[light lagoon]

stop hugging him hes on the wrong side

[dusk plover]

:(

[light lagoon]

What did you do 😭

[light lagoon]

i'm sorry

[light lagoon]

didnt mean it like that

[light lagoon]

ok you can continue

[dusk plover]

why that hamster got them tan lines

[granite cave]

🫂 get SQUEEZED

[light lagoon]

i accidentaly said im younger than the actual age discord is allowed

13-5

yea...

[light lagoon]

😭

itll take at least 1-3 days😭

[versed juniper]

Oopz

[light lagoon]

thank you

but anyways

my birthday is still in 11 days🥰🥰

[tropic birch]

the classic
did you know you can edit a message that already has a reply and then report that reply?

[light lagoon]

uh yea why

[light lagoon]

btw why do you have me as your pfp?

[light lagoon]

Lol

[lucid basin]

hi

[rugged bane]

can someone tell me why i keep getting no teammates bruh

[light lagoon]

alyaaaaaa

hiiii

[rugged bane]

heyyyy

[lucid basin]

parties

[light lagoon]

omg i love alya

[rugged bane]

forgot those existed

[rugged bane]

me tooo

[light lagoon]

wooohooo

❤️

[rugged bane]

how come your account was created today?

[light lagoon]

my main one got disabled today

@leaden schooner

here

so i made this one

[rugged bane]

how come

[light lagoon]

😅

[light lagoon]

here

[rugged bane]

what did you say? 8 or smth?

[light lagoon]

yea

top 1 silly

me

[rugged bane]

Идиот

[light lagoon]

is that a alya reference

cuz

russian

[rugged bane]

it’s a single word line from after she hits kuza

[light lagoon]

aww

[rugged bane]

what?

[light lagoon]

idk

i just like her

[summer rover]

[light lagoon]

hmpf

[flat pivot]

U

[summer rover]

me

[flat pivot]

Indeed

[tropic birch]

'cause that's one of the silliest discord issues

[tropic birch]

[hasty rampart]

I don't agree

[alpine quest]

wsg cutie

[light lagoon]

wiw

[light lagoon]

stop being negative

[tropic birch]

integrity. it falsifies the context of a reply entirely

[hasty rampart]

Snipe me in sw

[hasty rampart]

No

[light lagoon]

stip

stop

cqsuals is bald

[light lagoon]

wow

nice

[hasty rampart]

Talking about the goat like that seems inappropriate

Or so I heard

[light lagoon]

🗣️🗑️

[light lagoon]

who is the goat@

?

[summer rover]

me

[light lagoon]

@leaden schooner is

hehe

[light lagoon]

who is he

[iron bone]

[hasty rampart]

cqsuals

[light lagoon]

is that marcus?

[light lagoon]

who is that?

[iron bone]

Jimminy Crickets it is!

[light lagoon]

do you know him?

[light lagoon]

boy

😭

[hasty rampart]

Idk but I heard he owns MythicRocket or Smth

[light lagoon]

oh really? but who is mythicrocket?

[hasty rampart]

A non

[light lagoon]

oh

ok

well

uhm

[light lagoon]

where did you pick that up?

[shrewd elbow]

@tidal tartan

[hasty rampart]

Ikea

[light lagoon]

ok dude

[shrewd elbow]

[light lagoon]

which department

[hasty rampart]

Can someone explain to me how this is game is a 145Gb

[summer rover]

me

[light lagoon]

who is me?

[summer rover]

goat

[swift stag]

goat

[strange pike]

goat

[light lagoon]

nah i ruined it

[dusk plover]

hi again

[strange pike]

banned

[light lagoon]

who is reidqn?

[dusk plover]

Im me

who are YOU?

you are the newbie here

[light lagoon]

actually not

[strange pike]

oh great bedrock is updating what did they break this time-

[light lagoon]

@leaden schooner

[dusk plover]

they updated like 4 times this week alone

[lucid basin]

my boss is going to slime me out

[rugged bane]

@light lagoon wanna play bedwars?

[lucid basin]

im so dead brah

[light lagoon]

im like more than a year here so

[light lagoon]

in half an hour maybe?

[rugged bane]

okay

[strange pike]

cant wait for it to randomly break again and have nothing i can do about it

[lime comet]

[agile seal]

anyone know how to h change their age on dis

[lucid basin]

you cant

[agile seal]

thats great

so how am i not allowed in a server when i couldnt even say how old i am

🥀✌️

[lucid basin]

if u rlly want to change ur age u have to appeal in dc support and provide them your government issued id to verify your actual age and birth date

[knotty valley]

.

[lucid basin]

and discord support is terrible they aint doing all that

[agile seal]

dang so know i cant know if i get raided or not

cold

[odd stirrup]

[light lagoon]

this is exactly what i did

it takes them some time to analyze thaz

that

[lucid basin]

my boss about to crashout on me 😭😭😂

[light lagoon]

furple

[odd stirrup]

Where have I seen you

[light lagoon]

my connections

my main got disabled

[odd stirrup]

Oh

Rip

[light lagoon]

this is a alt

yeah ik

hru

[odd stirrup]

I am good hbu

[light lagoon]

fine too

uhh idk

why should someone report

[odd stirrup]

Snitches

[light lagoon]

but what is the reason

to delete it

[odd stirrup]

We’re just bringing more attention to it btw

[light lagoon]

only if they do

[signal garden]

mods this guy is using a discord alt 🗣️‼️

[light lagoon]

im sorry

[odd stirrup]

Nah he’s not I can vouch

Dw chat it’s all good

[light lagoon]

❤️❤️❤️❤️

[signal garden]

mods i just simply dont like this furple guy 🗣️‼️

[odd stirrup]

Fnaf reference

[signal garden]

mods he's the man behind the slaughter 🗣️‼️

[light lagoon]

ily dude

[odd stirrup]

Ily2 dude 🫶

[light lagoon]

🥰

[zealous umbra]

[weak bison]

damn that’s a name i haven’t seen in a long time

[daring oyster]

[thin bobcat]

Penguins are cool

[marsh moss]

how do I report someone for building a swatsika in bedwars

[summer rover]

/recentreplays

or if you're still in the game, /report

[remote bolt]

guys should I get ultimate rank?

[summer rover]

up to you if you think its worth it or not

[dusk adder]

Reporting Players

The easiest way to report players is by using our in-game reporting feature. You can report a player in your current game, by typing /report in chat.

If you have left the game, you can type /recentreplays in chat, this will allow you to report a player from any of your ten last played games.

You can also report players here on Discord, over in the #🚔・report-rulebreakers channel.

[iron bone]

get me it instead

[marsh moss]

what section do I report them under? There's no button for innapropriate builds

[onyx coyote]

You write it in yourself

[summer rover]

can't remember off the top of my head what all the options are, but if it isn't an option in one of the menu's then you can just report in #🚔・report-rulebreakers

[lavish fog]

Bro sent a picture of me in chat.

Hii!

[iron bone]

oop

[odd stirrup]

Imagine

[lavish fog]

I see.

[lavish fog]

I’ve heard that if you play jb duos with MarlinDaDuck you’ll be blessed with great fortune.

[onyx coyote]

Jb is so wazz to me

[odd stirrup]

[onyx coyote]

It kicked me for making inspector goole

[odd stirrup]

How great are we talkin

[lavish fog]

Very great

[odd stirrup]

woah

[lavish fog]

That’s just what I’ve heard though.

[odd stirrup]

We may need to test it

[lavish fog]

=D

[odd stirrup]

Mythbusters episode

[lavish fog]

@wispy girder :):)

[lavish fog]

Peak show.

Same with storm chasers.

[odd stirrup]

[lavish fog]

And the magic school bus and bill nye.

[merry laurel]

crazy

[odd stirrup]

Bill nye the science guy 🥹🥹🥹

Have you seen that vid of a guy screaming the lyrics of bill nye at the top of his lungs