🐝・hive-chat

[outer imp]

PVZ collab

CINEMA

[ebon cargo]

what

[granite cave]

🫂 I hope the best for you buddy

[merry prawn]

pvz collab would be peak as hell

[granite cave]

YES YES YES!!!!

[outer imp]

I wanna go walnut bowling

[dusk plover]

Thanks but honestly im just glad it was just a finger and not anything worse

[ebon cargo]

what

[dusk plover]

pro tip: be careful when operating any tools used to cut wood, extra careful

[ebon cargo]

thanks

[dusk plover]

👍

[ebon cargo]

i have a pro tip too

pro tip: if you are dehydrated, drink water

[dusk plover]

OMG

[outer imp]

as a spider once said, "shaw"

[dusk plover]

i didnt know that

ill try that

[ebon cargo]

another fasinating tip

if you are dying, just breathe

[outer imp]

uhhmmmm

that one is uhh

[dusk plover]

you always have 2 to 3 minutes to live but everytime you breathe the clock resets

[ebon cargo]

and if you are drowning, just dont drown

its easy

[outer imp]

if you are sleepy just sleep

[ebon cargo]

thats what im saying

[dusk plover]

if youre annoyed just deal with it

[outer imp]

if you are hungry

eat

if you suck at it then just git gud

[dusk plover]

You cant get cheated on if you are single

[barren tundra]

What what happened

[dusk plover]

[ebon cargo]

thats why im single

[granite cave]

🫂 noted

[visual plover]

and pour invisible ink at zombies

[dusk plover]

my thumb got cut off 3 days ago

[outer imp]

bro being single is better

[ebon cargo]

and also because i can't pull but yk

[merry prawn]

@barren tundra

[outer imp]

I can't handle people bro

[dusk plover]

you cant get fired if you dont have a job

[outer imp]

you can't get an F if you don't go to school

[ebon cargo]

if you rob a bank while being homeless, you'll get shelter either outcome

[granite cave]

Were going homeless with this one! 😭

[barren tundra]

Was it an accident or

[dusk plover]

How to get a home for free: crime

[dusk plover]

yeah

[granite cave]

Tbh I watch a guy who search for areas or way to live without a home once youtube 😭 its neat imo

[barren tundra]

:(

[dusk plover]

honestly though i think i traumatized my lil bro more than i did myself

my thumb flew in the air and hit him in the forehead

[merry prawn]

💔

[granite cave]

.....

[barren tundra]

Thats crazy

[ebon cargo]

thats gruesome

[granite cave]

👁 👁

[dusk plover]

we both screamed at the same time

[ebon cargo]

how old is your lil bro?

[dusk plover]

6

[granite cave]

Omg

[ebon cargo]

6?? that is traumatizing

[dusk plover]

honestly i hope hes okay..

[ebon cargo]

yeah me too

[merry prawn]

damn...

[dusk plover]

i wear a big thing on my hand whenever hes around so he doesnt get scared

[visual plover]

hey......which tool exactly?

[dusk plover]

its like a mitten of some sort

[dusk plover]

buzz saw

[ebon cargo]

they need to add a safety feature to those things

[visual plover]

okay, yeah no that's just-

[dusk plover]

yeah i thought i was my own trusted adult but apparantly not

[jagged marten]

Ok

[dusk plover]

this hurts more than the time i got that 3rd degree burn on my other hand

[jagged marten]

Ok

[merry prawn]

ouch

[jagged marten]

Ok

[dusk plover]

[merry prawn]

"Ok" 🤓

[jagged marten]

Ok

[dusk plover]

40 hours on mc lets goo

[jagged marten]

Ok

[merry prawn]

bro what

[dusk plover]

not purposely but i guess that means i need grass

[jagged marten]

ok

[dusk plover]

[jagged marten]

ok

[dusk plover]

"ok"

[jagged marten]

Ok

[visual plover]

ngl i would rather use a handsaw ;-;

[jagged marten]

Ok

[dusk plover]

yeah that would have been better

ok

[jagged marten]

Ok

[merry prawn]

ok

[dusk plover]

called it

ok

[jagged marten]

Ok

[waxen tinsel]

Did you guys missed me 🙆

[dusk plover]

yup

[jagged marten]

Ok

[dusk plover]

ok

[merry prawn]

i bet your next word is Ok

[jagged marten]

Ok

[merry prawn]

Ok

[dusk plover]

i bet 1m your next word is ok

[jagged marten]

E

[rough surge]

go look in mm chat

[dusk plover]

i didnt shake your hand

[jagged marten]

Ok

[dusk plover]

yeah someone is sending pretty sus stuff in mm chat

[merry prawn]

usual hive

[visual plover]

what just happened exactly and what was the contents of it? 😭

[dusk plover]

i cant really go into detail but he was sending racist videos

[visual plover]

oh.

[merry prawn]

white supremacist group

[visual plover]

yikes™

[dusk plover]

the Ok guy is getting out of hand

[merry prawn]

bro went to mm chat at least

[granite cave]

?

[dusk plover]

lol give it a few

[granite cave]

What happened i felt?

[jagged marten]

Ok

[dusk plover]

see

[granite cave]

No

[merry prawn]

💔

[jagged marten]

Ok

[jagged marten]

Ok

[granite cave]

No

[jagged marten]

Ok

[merry prawn]

where are the mods when you need them

[jagged marten]

Ok

[visual plover]

who sent it exactly?

[merry prawn]

some dude called xswedyeddi

his bio says he's a bodybuilder 🥀

ofc it's the usual suspects

[dusk plover]

how can a nobody be a body builder

[merry prawn]

ong

[dusk plover]

[jagged marten]

ok?

[visual plover]

adding to one of the reasons why I'll never come to the US until it's safe

[merry prawn]

another one going to the big pile of reasons

[dusk plover]

one and a million moment where Chasers doesnt have Booster Bee

[empty geyser]

Bro please stop

[dusk plover]

HAHAH

[empty geyser]

I ACCIDENTALLY

TRANSFERRED

[jagged marten]

Where are the mods when you need them

[empty geyser]

DONT LOOK

[dusk plover]

[empty geyser]

[merry prawn]

Ok

[jagged marten]

Ofc it’s the usual suspects

[merry prawn]

Ok

[visual plover]

including the black box

[jagged marten]

bro went to mm chat at least

[merry prawn]

yeah 💔

[nimble ether]

🥀

[verbal heart]

hii

dead chat

[frigid brook]

anyone elses flarial client just... disappear?

[jagged marten]

Ok 👍

[jagged marten]

alive chat

[merry prawn]

Ok

[frigid brook]

wym "ok" 😭

[merry prawn]

just ignore them, they're a troll 😭

[jagged marten]

Ok 👍

[jagged marten]

Ima troll

[jagged marten]

Not human

[frigid brook]

but yeah, has anyone had their flarial disappear on them?

[merry prawn]

🤓

[jagged marten]

ok ✅

[agile seal]

seems so easy to rage bait around here

[jagged marten]

these ppls iq kinda low

[agile seal]

😭

[jagged marten]

they’re hive players 🙏

What did u expect

[agile seal]

son

[merry prawn]

i'm crine son 😭

[jagged marten]

Their more stupid than yt shorts users

trust

[merry prawn]

they're*

[jagged marten]

Their

[merry prawn]

they're

[jagged marten]

their

[merry prawn]

Ok

[dusk plover]

ok

[jagged marten]

Ok

[agile seal]

definitely their btw

[merry prawn]

Ok

[jagged marten]

Guys

how do I buy more braincells

[agile seal]

go to turkey

[jagged marten]

cuz like

[dusk plover]

hmmm

[jagged marten]

Ok

[dusk plover]

aaaaaaaa

[agile seal]

🥀

[jagged marten]

Ok

I’m gonna end it

Cya guys

I mean sleep

[agile seal]

cya man

[jagged marten]

bye

[merry prawn]

thank goodness

[dusk plover]

byeeeee

[agile seal]

not to much

hes a great guy

[jagged marten]

ok

[dusk plover]

[jagged marten]

I need sleep

Otherwise

[jagged marten]

ok

[dusk plover]

😔

[pliant gale]

Hi

[cunning agate]

does anyone else despise the jetpack in bw?

[dusk plover]

me

[cunning agate]

quite literally the worst item to ever be added

[echo kiln]

You still here???

[cunning agate]

good to know Im not alone🙏

[dusk plover]

i cant exactly sleep

[cunning agate]

real

[agile seal]

was playing some kid js running w like ten of them and took the draw

[cunning agate]

FRR

[agile seal]

bc they didnt wanna fight

😭✌️

[cunning agate]

Like i get this dude in a like 10 hit combo then he js jetpacks away

[agile seal]

play just build atp

[dusk plover]

i pulled a big brain move and through a darkness potion and one guy boosted into the void

[cunning agate]

Like mb Im side rushing tryna be good instead of rushing mid like a bum😭😭

[cunning agate]

tuff

Potions are also lwk cringe tho

[dusk plover]

most satisfying sight though

[visual plover]

job

[lethal tide]

(Don’t worry it was just so I could steal your new solar system mount :>)

[dusk plover]

ngl the only potion that i think is underrated is the mining fatigue one

like its so good if someone blocks themselves inside your bed defense

[forest osprey]

eh

[agile seal]

the one where u freeze urself is so annoying also

[dusk plover]

it should do that but not heal you

[agile seal]

that and the jetpack combo makes me leave ngl

[dusk plover]

jetpack with speed is my least fav

because not only do they outrun but they fly

[agile seal]

need to go back to season 1

aka peak

[dusk plover]

they need to just remove anything that can be used like the jetpack and stick to epearls

[visual plover]

and, in java, it slows down your attack speed

[dusk plover]

they should also nerf fireballs

[visual plover]

consider: grapple to pull them

[dusk plover]

tell me why 3 fireballs is enough to kill me in full diamond but when i throw it all it does is knock them back a few inches

[visual plover]

direct hits?

[dusk plover]

for both sides

[jagged marten]

Skill issue

I could kill someone in 3 hits without a fireball

[tender wave]

fireballs do more damage to the sender instead

[visual plover]

return to sender moment

[dusk plover]

lol 33% winrate huh?

[jagged marten]

It’s actually 333% winrate

[dusk plover]

582 losses

321 wins

level 39

yikes

[jagged marten]

I’m a pro trust

[dusk plover]

right uh huh

[jagged marten]

I could easily beat a lot of ppl

[dusk plover]

righhttttt

[jagged marten]

I’m actually dewier in disguise

[upbeat sequoia]

with those status

[dusk plover]

LOLOL

[jagged marten]

I didn’t want to tell u guys but now I have to

I’m dewier

[dusk plover]

kid youre not dewier

[upbeat sequoia]

but yk I got horrible ones to

[dusk plover]

quit lying to both yourself and us

[tender wave]

unreal level of hating

[jagged marten]

I can Telly bridge

[upbeat sequoia]

I used to play inphone for long time

[dusk plover]

same

[jagged marten]

On bedrock

[dusk plover]

same.

[merry prawn]

uh huh

[jagged marten]

super easy

[dusk plover]

in fact its easier on bedrock

[jagged marten]

And andromeda bridging

[dusk plover]

what platform

[upbeat sequoia]

is this faster

[jagged marten]

I get 300+ cps using my mechanical auto clicker

[jagged marten]

yes

[dusk plover]

LMAO

[merry prawn]

😭

[jagged marten]

I’ve beaten

[upbeat sequoia]

auto click 🤨

[jagged marten]

idk

[dusk plover]

you know the world record for legitmate cps is 114

[jagged marten]

like I click automatically using my fingers

cuz I train my fingers

I jus spam click

[merry prawn]

uh huh

[upbeat sequoia]

you still need to rephrase it beuh

[dusk plover]

Right

[jagged marten]

right

[dusk plover]

uh huh

def

[jagged marten]

I trained my fingers

[merry prawn]

totally

[upbeat sequoia]

u gonna get ur self banned like this

[jagged marten]

I worked hard for 300 cps

[jagged marten]

no I’m not

I’m stating facts

[dusk plover]

first of all

[jagged marten]

and I’m legit

[upbeat sequoia]

300 cps

[dusk plover]

dewier plays on Java

[jagged marten]

Yes

I’m dewier still

[upbeat sequoia]

I don't believe you

[dusk plover]

second of all, your finger would set on fire if you reached 300 cps

[jagged marten]

because I’m undercover

[merry prawn]

uh huh

[upbeat sequoia]

I get it now

[jagged marten]

actually my finger would be stronger

[quiet warren]

when is that bed fight mode coming out

[jagged marten]

cuz I’m exercising it

by putting strain on it

It’s like working out

[dusk plover]

holy yap

quit lying

[jagged marten]

Ur jus jealous ur not like me

[upbeat sequoia]

I can lift 20kg with only my index and still can't do 300 cps

[uneven grove]

[dusk plover]

no im actually glad im not you

[visual plover]

send em to skyrim

[dusk plover]

actually im relieved

[jagged marten]

I can lift 300 kg using my index

[dusk plover]

Utterly grateful i dont have to stoop as low as you for attention

[upbeat sequoia]

you might have a schizophrenic here

[visual plover]

and see if they can fight a dragon alone there

[jagged marten]

I alr got the attention 🙏

[dusk plover]

you sure did

[woven hemlock]

chat did hive forget making the mmorpg

[jagged marten]

U responded to my msgs like more than ten times

[dusk plover]

now everyone distrusts you

[jagged marten]

that’s the ok

The cps part is real

[dusk plover]

Lies

[jagged marten]

and I’m dewier

[woven hemlock]

the only updates im seeing these days are new seasonal bundles

[upbeat sequoia]

Israel type of censorship here

[dusk plover]

nobody's finger can go that fast

[dusk plover]

dw i saw what u said

i leave my game open

[jagged marten]

Yea cuz they don’t work out their fingers

[upbeat sequoia]

ohh

[jagged marten]

My fingers strong bro

[merry prawn]

Ok

[dusk plover]

you dont work out your fingers kid 😭

[jagged marten]

yes u do

[upbeat sequoia]

ngl bed wars not fun

[jagged marten]

yo bedwars is so easy

[upbeat sequoia]

bring back treasure wars

[jagged marten]

jus get 300 cps

And u easily kill ppl

[upbeat sequoia]

I'll get 305

[jagged marten]

it’s so fun being dewier

and 4v1ing ppl on bedwars

and still winning

and not dying a single time

[upbeat sequoia]

dewier?

[jagged marten]

And with a 33% winrate

[dusk plover]

losses 582

remember that

[jagged marten]

I’m jus him

[jagged marten]

I felt bad for these noobs

So I let them win

[dusk plover]

level 185 overall

[jagged marten]

otherwise they would’ve died

I had this guy boxed up

[dusk plover]

holy ego

[jagged marten]

in the corner

[jagged marten]

I don’t have an ego trust

[dusk plover]

youre not him, bro

[visual plover]

kdr is irrelevant for me

[jagged marten]

I’m actually jus dewier

[dusk plover]

yknow if you want we could 1v1 and i destroy you

or are u scared

[jagged marten]

I’ll slime u

[dusk plover]

right

no u wont

[jagged marten]

lemme jus boot up my windows 1995 xp

pc

That way I can run on my shaders

[merry prawn]

😭🙏

[dusk plover]

windows xp didnt have today's mc

[visual plover]

me when the

[jagged marten]

On a 1.2 ghz cpu

[dusk plover]

not only that but mc didnt even EXIST back then

[jagged marten]

And some good ol ddr1 ram

[visual plover]

get on a linux pc out of spite lmaooo

[jagged marten]

yes Ik

I’m using my old pc

To boot it up

Old is gold

lemme jus blow some dust off this

[dusk plover]

im gonna invite you, and when i win no excuses because like you said youre a good player, right

[jagged marten]

and I’ll destroy u later

[jagged marten]

I’m good trust

[dusk plover]

or was that just a lie

yeah im sure thats a lie

[jagged marten]

ur skill is a lie

[visual plover]

mnh, i can see through what they want

[dusk plover]

you dont know my skill

[visual plover]

not even worth doing a 1v1 on them

i go do the dishes now

[jagged marten]

Go

[dusk plover]

what you do know, is that youre cooked if u try to 1v1 me

[upbeat sequoia]

is that pizza guy still play here

[jagged marten]

no not really

cuz like I said

[dusk plover]

no

[rancid needle]

@visual plover I Texted u

[deep pewter]

hacking in minecafrt

[jagged marten]

I run 300+ cps

[dusk plover]

so lying

nobody can reach 300 cps without cheating

[jagged marten]

Ur not even gonna be able to reach me dawg ✌️

[upbeat sequoia]

this server had so many actual people here

[deep pewter]

cps in bedrock is crazy unless u know how to drag block reset properly then yea

[dusk plover]

that would mean youre using reach

[jagged marten]

it’s pure skill

Haters got hate

[jagged marten]

because I have 300+ cps

[upbeat sequoia]

if someone insist this much

[dusk plover]

i have no hate against you, i just want you to know this fakeness wont get u very far

[jagged marten]

The tick intervals with every click

are divided far more

[upbeat sequoia]

ur prolly so easy to ragebait @dusk plover

[jagged marten]

in one second

If ur running 15 cps in one second

[dusk plover]

ragebaiting without the rage ig

[dusk plover]

you prolly misread a lot of situations

[jagged marten]

it’s like 1.5 clicks every millisecond

[misty pond]

your skywars winrate is 16% its clearly not that

[deep pewter]

LOOL

[dusk plover]

LOLOL

[merry prawn]

LMAOOOO

[dusk plover]

humbled

[upbeat sequoia]

so you basically click around 6 or 7 times a second no?

[jagged marten]

30 clicks every millisecond

[jagged marten]

I’m on my alt

[deep pewter]

how many miliseconds are in a second

[jagged marten]

trust

[upbeat girder]

Yo. It's avery!

[dusk plover]

oh so ur on an alt now?

[jagged marten]

like I think 6

[misty pond]

oh okay

[jagged marten]

idk

[deep pewter]

genius

[dusk plover]

biggest brain there is

6... omg

[jagged marten]

Idk 10

[merry prawn]

insert patrick gif

[misty pond]

I'd recommend putting more effort into aim

[dusk plover]

[misty pond]

you only need 6-7 cps for pvp

[jagged marten]

my aim supa good

[deep pewter]

what is a milisecond

[upbeat sequoia]

Ohio respect

[merry prawn]

not that one

the dumb one

[dusk plover]

[merry prawn]

yeah that one

[upbeat sequoia]

one commonly used in IG

[jagged marten]

160 % winrate on skywars

[dusk plover]

LOL

[jagged marten]

The reason it says 16%

is because

It’s a glitch

[strange pike]

Considering that hive kicks you for like 16 cps I find that hard to believe

[dusk plover]

if theres a secret to getting past 100% this dude has ascended

[jagged marten]

I won so many times on my alt

[merry prawn]

bud ain't no one believing you 😭🙏

[upbeat sequoia]

even from playing in phone I got higher winrate

[jagged marten]

that my winrate is so good

[merry prawn]

wrap it up

[strange pike]

I’m bored

[jagged marten]

hive doesn’t kick u trust

[upbeat sequoia]

@merry prawn maybe he just wana get carried sometimes

[umbral mirage]

Yoooo

[dusk plover]

also if you are hitting 300 cps somehow probably not you can be reported easily

[merry prawn]

😭

[umbral mirage]

Yello gamers

[jagged marten]

300 cps is pretty easy

jus exercise ur fingers

[deep pewter]

what does cps stand for

[jagged marten]

it means

[misty pond]

🟡

[strange pike]

Clicks per second

[dusk plover]

clicks per second

[jagged marten]

idk

[umbral mirage]

Clicks Per Second

[deep pewter]

u guys are even more dumber than him

[jagged marten]

I think it means

[deep pewter]

giving him the answer

[strange pike]

💀

[dusk plover]

yeah no that wouldve been more obvious if we werent talking through a screen

[deep pewter]

u guys are all as dumb as this guy over here

[jagged marten]

Idk

I’m tryna think

maybe it’s

[strange pike]

Didn’t realize that’s what you were doing xd

[dusk plover]

I guess we missed the part where you show us how to read minds

[jagged marten]

cook pot stir

[merry prawn]

😭

[jagged marten]

cuz like cps

[upbeat sequoia]

was really fun

[jagged marten]

u cook in a pot

And then u stir

So basically I cps 300

[dusk plover]

[jagged marten]

and I can easily kill ppl

[merry prawn]

sure bud

[upbeat sequoia]

woah woah

[jagged marten]

it’s pretty easy

[upbeat sequoia]

slow down

[strange pike]

what is hive chat

[upbeat sequoia]

no need for killing its just a game

[jagged marten]

Haters gotta hate

[dusk plover]

ego man vs the world

[merry prawn]

this guy was spamming Ok a while ago

[upbeat sequoia]

egoist A

[jagged marten]

Ong some dude was spamming it

idk who

[merry prawn]

??? it was you buddy 😭

[visual plover]

za warudo

[jagged marten]

But it was kinda annoying

Right guys

[dusk plover]

yeah i can go back and show you that he spammed it

[jagged marten]

Yea it was him

[jagged marten]

The guy spamming ok

[upbeat sequoia]

reiden definitely searching now

[dusk plover]

im surprised this dude isnt muted yet

[dusk plover]

nope

[jagged marten]

yo reidqn

[merry prawn]

mods sleeping rn

[upbeat sequoia]

surprisingly he didn't break any rule

[strange pike]

Of course

[dusk plover]

dont wanna waste my time on a lost cause

[strange pike]

then why are you even talking here
All of hive chat is a lost cause bro

[upbeat sequoia]

I used to do similar things

[jagged marten]

U responded to my msgs at least more than 20 times by now

[dusk plover]

true true

[dusk plover]

thats how a conversation works

[upbeat sequoia]

for most chating user

[dusk plover]

did you not know that?

[jagged marten]

no u were ur jus kinda dum

I wasn’t talking to u

[dusk plover]

jus

dum

[jagged marten]

and then I said ok

[dusk plover]

yeah you sound smart

[jagged marten]

And I wasn’t saying anything to u

[jagged marten]

I am

[dusk plover]

i doubt it

[merry prawn]

nope

[visual plover]

you should test em

[jagged marten]

u aren’t

[upbeat sequoia]

Holy gaslighting 😭

[dusk plover]

like i said

[visual plover]

make em play a skirmish match of Red Alert 2

[dusk plover]

i doubt it

[jagged marten]

I bought braincells dawg

[visual plover]

@merry prawn can watch

[dusk plover]

you couldnt afford braincells

[jagged marten]

ur braincells prob like below a million

[merry prawn]

yeah bro

[jagged marten]

U lowkey kinda dum tho tbh

no offense

Getting u to respond was so easy

[dusk plover]

None taken, Why should i care

[jagged marten]

And all I said was ok

[visual plover]

y'know what, screw skirmish

[jagged marten]

U already care kinda especially when u still respond to my msgs

[visual plover]

mental omega's fatal impact deathless

[jagged marten]

jus ignore me 🥀

[merry prawn]

[dusk plover]

well youre kinda talking out loud and youre also kinda taking over the chat

[jagged marten]

no I’m not

[dusk plover]

so, please, have the floor

since its all about you

[jagged marten]

no it’s not

trust

[dusk plover]

Thank god you know now

[visual plover]

meaning, they have to complete mental omega's penultimate soviet mission without losing a SINGLE unit

no "Unit lost"

[dusk plover]

or not, who knows

[jagged marten]

ur still kinda dum tho

[dusk plover]

yeah no hes doesnt know

[merry prawn]

👁️

[jagged marten]

Ok

[warm geode]

im baack

[dusk plover]

Welcome back

[merry prawn]

Ok

[jagged marten]

ok 👍

[warm geode]

hello hello

[merry prawn]

bro's back to spamming Ok

[jagged marten]

No I’m not

I have a syndrome

[dusk plover]

no big deal, attention seeking at its finest

[merry prawn]

ong

[jagged marten]

it’s called Tourette’s syndrome

[merry prawn]

erm that's not how tourette works ☝️🤓

[dusk plover]

LMAO right

[jagged marten]

yes it is

[iron meadow]

Yoo

Wsp

[jagged marten]

My iPhone 4 was diagnosed with Tourette’s syndrome

[dusk plover]

I would be more convinced hes delusional

[merry prawn]

okay bud

[jagged marten]

That’s how it works

[merry prawn]

ONG he is LMAO

[dusk plover]

why are you still talking to me

you said ignore you

[jagged marten]

ok

[dusk plover]

make up your mind

[jagged marten]

ok

👍

[dusk plover]

XD like bro its more obvious than anything else

[warm geode]

i think st patrick’s day related hub event would be cool

[strange pike]

ok

[merry prawn]

yeah 😭

[dusk plover]

That would be cool

[jagged marten]

Guys I have an idea

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[dusk plover]

hey chatters guy

[warm geode]

find 4-leaf clovers, or like a event shop with earning a specific currency earned by themed minigames

[strange pike]

srettahc yeh

[jagged marten]

What if we all type ok at the same time

[dusk plover]

and have a leprecaun costume

[merry prawn]

no

[formal maple]

me

[formal maple]

e

[strange pike]

it would flood chat with “ok”, someone would report it, and we’d all get muted

[warm geode]

specifically the one from the lucky charms cereal mascot

[merry prawn]

i hope he gets muted instead

[formal maple]

ok

[dusk plover]

yeah lol, but it would be cool to make him like a llama or something

[jagged marten]

I hope u get muted 🤞

[dusk plover]

lucky llama

[strange pike]

@splodg3r get him

[formal maple]

[warm geode]

i think it should be a 4-leaf clover head costume

[dusk plover]

LMAO

[upbeat sequoia]

damn same mods for like 6 years

[merry prawn]

you've broken like the same rule twice buddy 🤓

[formal maple]

gotta gift him guys

[warm geode]

since when rectangular emojis exist

[dusk plover]

your biggest fan 😭 🙏

[jagged marten]

no I haven’t 😔🙏

[dusk plover]

its a chain

[strange pike]

clank the beggar

[visual plover]

anyway uhh

[formal maple]

it’s multiple emojis put into 1

[visual plover]

reidqn, what games do you play excluding mc

[formal maple]

[warm geode]

OHHHHh
im such a grandpa jeez balloons

[upbeat sequoia]

umm uhhhh do moslims Ramadming

[warm geode]

clank gave me ultimate so i named the ultimate bee clank jr

[upbeat sequoia]

larp

[formal maple]

valid

[dusk plover]

brawlhalla, rocket league, zenless, persona 5, Smash Bros Ultimate, GD, Watch Dogs I and II, PvZ, Stardew

[visual plover]

pvz mention

[drifting whale]

How do I get the creator rank do I ask a mod or something

[visual plover]

rahhhhhhhhh

[dusk plover]

brainnnnsss

[upbeat sequoia]

my name is Walter White and I live uhh reply

[visual plover]

YEEEEEE-haww

[warm geode]

you look like skip the tutorial’s avatar

[dusk plover]

uh ok?

[upbeat sequoia]

yeah all ok

[formal maple]

I know

[dusk plover]

Allays are cute! :D

[warm geode]

are you perchance his twin brother

[jagged marten]

I use them for silverfish farms

[merry prawn]

pvz is peak

[dusk plover]

I love playing that so much

[formal maple]

I agree!

[visual plover]

true

[merry prawn]

i should play it

[formal maple]

maybe

[visual plover]

i need to replay it

[dusk plover]

OH crap i forgot Scott pilgrim

[visual plover]

same for bejeweled

[merry prawn]

scott pilgrim is also peak

haven't played that in a while too 😭

[warm geode]

i played pvz because the wifi was off for a bit, and i made it to the roof part in 2 days

[dusk plover]

Although i maxxed out the whole game so theres not much i can do

[visual plover]

30 minute suite for a simple match-3 game 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[warm geode]

just for the microsoft points

[dusk plover]

I pretty much broke the game after I unlocked evil scott (im not saying his name it sounds too close) 😭

[visual plover]

@dusk plover wanna hear the entire suite?

[dusk plover]

no, honestly...

[jagged marten]

Minecraft bedwars is super easy

[visual plover]

ah alr

[jagged marten]

Who agrees

[merry prawn]

😭

[visual plover]

@merry prawn you?

[warm geode]

i also love that hive decided to partner with seattle children and raised 12k :)

[merry prawn]

someone repeat this guy's stats again

[merry prawn]

yeah sure bro

[jagged marten]

and skywars

[warm geode]

honorable mention to the hive devs

[visual plover]

buckle up then

[nimble ether]

based

[dusk plover]

35.55% WR
Wins: 321
Losses: 582
Level 39

now for skywars

[jagged marten]

level 390

I’m prestige 2

[dusk plover]

level 28

[jagged marten]

my wins are 3210

[dusk plover]

16% winrate

[jagged marten]

Level 280

[dusk plover]

204 wins

[jagged marten]

Prestige 2

[jagged marten]

2040 wins

[dusk plover]

1051 losses

[jagged marten]

160 win rate

The wins are lowkey easy

[dusk plover]

he just deluded his whole stats

[strange pike]

Level 185 in all gamemodes combined….

[jagged marten]

Super easy

[merry prawn]

LMAO

[dusk plover]

💀

[merry prawn]

😭😭

[jagged marten]

Like I said my levels and winrate are so high

[merry prawn]

this guy and his big ego

[warm geode]

what does prestige get you

[strange pike]

30% winrate in all games combined…

[jagged marten]

That it’s genuinely breaks the hive counting system

That’s why it doesn’t add the zero

[dusk plover]

shiny icon next to ur level

[jagged marten]

Cuz it can’t handle any more numbers

[strange pike]

Uh huh

[dusk plover]

[jagged marten]

I have no ego homie

Trust

[strange pike]

Only 36 quests completed

[dusk plover]

someone needs to grab splodger to humble this guy

[strange pike]

smh

[merry prawn]

uh huh

[jagged marten]

splodger genuinely pretty easy

[warm geode]

well yeah, but like what’s the benefit, do you get a costume or a title?

[dusk plover]

bro splodger doesnt even play

[jagged marten]

I remember killing him in my 2nd alt acc

[strange pike]

he can just do /gamemode 1 and he’s not so easy anymore

[nimble ether]

xd

[dusk plover]

Title

[dusk plover]

he also has this funny technique where he can do /ban

[jagged marten]

O yea /ban

That’s pretty easy

[warm geode]

ah okay

[dusk plover]

also, splodger can fly ingame

[jagged marten]

I could easily beat /ban in a 1v1

[dusk plover]

no chance youre beating him in a million years

nope, blacklisted

[strange pike]

oh wait that’s blocked here
Not surprised

[merry prawn]

😭

[warm geode]

splodger’s a hacker?

[strange pike]

That’s cuz he hacks

[jagged marten]

/ban

is like hella easy

[dusk plover]

Oh yeah

prove it

[jagged marten]

Imagine hacking

[dusk plover]

Ban me

[strange pike]

Splodger cheats

[jagged marten]

I could easily kill him with my 300+ cps

[warm geode]

i mean in bedrock, you’d say /kick unless you have a plugin for the server to add permanent ban

[dusk plover]

Splodger has 5 cps on his keyboard for 5 keys

[strange pike]

I’d be surprised if splodger could get 5 cps honestly

[jagged marten]

Splodger supa easy

Only 5 cps

[dusk plover]

im pretty sure none of the hive team members are actually decent players

they just have that fun ability to fly ingame

[strange pike]

Think crazykittyzz is decent

[dusk plover]

I havent seen Amie ingame so i wouldnt know

[warm geode]

oh he’s a dev

[strange pike]

There’s one that’s good but idk his name
I remember fighting him in tw years ago

[strange pike]

I haven’t either

[dusk plover]

We were fighting Flora on Churro's stream and she died first

[strange pike]

rip

Imma go bai

[dusk plover]

also weirdly enough

flora has hive rank ingame but not on disc

[warm geode]

maybe connected to the wrong account?

[dusk plover]

i mean the igns are the same

both ingame and on here

[warm geode]

maybe she needed to reverify

[dusk plover]

i mean i guess but on here she has ultimate and plus

[warm geode]

maybe she got the rank after she got ultimate?

[dusk plover]

maybe the hive team forgot to add her role

yknow i havent seen clank or splodger in a good minute

[merry prawn]

they're probably zzzing rn

[dusk plover]

ah

[warm geode]

plus deserves an icon for the role

[merry prawn]

i should be asleep too but it's kinda early

[dusk plover]

plus should have like a plus sign

like ingame

[warm geode]

i honestly think ultimates should have the perk to change the color for their names

[dusk plover]

i mean a lot of the other colors are being used for other roles

red and yellow are taken

and so are purple and green and grey

black would be considered an unfair advantage

[warm geode]

that’s why we have icons

[warm geode]

i dont think that’s convenient for colorblind people

[dusk plover]

oh i meant ingame XD

[warm geode]

you still can insert icons in-game

[dusk plover]

or non colourblind people too

because of the background

So many people would make their name red and pretend to be yt i bet

[warm geode]

animated gradient then

[fallow hamlet]

🇸🇮

[merry prawn]

🇨🇴

[warm geode]

slovenia?

[delicate ledge]

🇦🇺

[warm geode]

colombia

[merry prawn]

yes

[warm geode]

a home for spiders

[delicate ledge]

yes

found like 4 spiders in my bathroom this morning

[warm geode]

i pray for u twin

[delicate ledge]

they were tiny is algs

[high thicket]

Hello

Happy new month

[warm geode]

oh goodness 4 days left till my bday

thanks for reminding me

[delicate ledge]

happy birday twin

[warm geode]

early bday but thank you!!

[echo kiln]

U r still here???

[warm geode]

tiny algebras?

[alpine quest]

[inland light]

Any helper ?

I cant see players in bedwars

Sometimes the

[warm geode]

try rejoining?

[lucid basin]

watching iron lung in cinemas now

[rancid dirge]

Open your eyes

[lucid basin]

[median carbon]

Anyone know how to fix camera rotation problem in minecraft mobile? I bought new mobile and it is having problem in it whenever I rotate my camera in meanwhile whenever I move my screen with 3 fingers on mobile it stop moves smoothly idk what is that just want to fix it
Pls help me

[warm geode]

me core

[lucid basin]

the movie about to start in 8 minutes and my fries still arent done

[warm geode]

what movie

[lucid basin]

iron lung

[warm geode]

ooo never watched it but wanted to

[lucid basin]

i havent heard any spoilers for it

[rancid dirge]

This has been an issue for mobile players for a while, it's not just you.

It could also be that your new device has a limited multi-touch (you can only use a certain amount of fingers at a time)

[warm geode]

didnt either

[jade burrow]

Hlo guys

[rain pulsar]

banger song

[lucid basin]

ouhh they gotta hurry up with my damn fries the movies in 5 minutes

[dull mango]

Rah

@barren tundra

[median carbon]

Do u know how to fix it

[lucid basin]

2 MINUTES MY fries aint here bruuu

💔💔💔

[echo kiln]

Chat does anyone know what is rezneiis time zone?

[lucid basin]

american

[echo kiln]

Fs?

[echo kiln]

The same as yours?

[rain pulsar]

😭

[warm geode]

there’s like 4 timezones for the whole american continent

[echo kiln]

Doesn't matter

[lucid basin]

take a guess

spin the wheel

[echo kiln]

You are American aswell right?

[lucid basin]

im asian

nah

[echo kiln]

I am Asian aswell

Chat anyone American here???

[fallow hamlet]

per chance

[echo kiln]

U r?

[warm geode]

unfortunately i am

[echo kiln]

What's the time for you?

[warm geode]

2:16am lol

[rain pulsar]

fortunately american but not the usa type

[lucid basin]

oh shes rhe same tine as u

[echo kiln]

Now it makes sense why she isn't replying

[fallow hamlet]

central US/Canada time

[lucid basin]

reznei

[warm geode]

whos reznei

[fallow hamlet]

or UTC -6

[echo kiln]

My friend

[lucid basin]

MY FRIEA

[warm geode]

ah, okay

[echo kiln]

Our freind*

[lucid basin]

fries

[echo kiln]

Friend*

[echo kiln]

Lol

[echo kiln]

Where do you live in asia btw?

[warm geode]

im watching mask girl

[echo kiln]

It's 1.48 pm for me

[fallow hamlet]

my wildest guess is Pakistan/Western India

[abstract parcel]

Is there anyone that makes 2D animations for the hive??

[echo kiln]

Lol bro js googled that

[fallow hamlet]

nah

[echo kiln]

I'm in india

But not western

[fallow hamlet]

i just figured

[echo kiln]

More like central

[peak sail]

chta

[echo kiln]

Pakistan sucks btw

[rotund crown]

anyone skilled , wanna manhunt?

hunters get robux upon win

[alpine quest]

[echo kiln]

I mean if you look like your pfp then you'd not fit in the entire world and the end combined do no point in manhunt

[echo kiln]

Lol bro played the master card

[warm geode]

speaking of manhunts
dream had the audacity to come back 😭😭

[leaden schooner]

good morning

[rotund crown]

anyone skilled , wanna manhunt?

hunters get robux upon win

[barren tundra]

@dull mango

[leaden schooner]

i am the sixth hunter

[sage kiln]

who's the seventh?

[leaden schooner]

tom holland

hehe

[sage kiln]

wait it's me?

[somber grail]

Bro who’s doing this 💔

[inland light]

I do kiddo

[somber grail]

Ofc

[true heath]

Hi dudes

[rotund crown]

Any bangali?

[leaden schooner]

WHAT

no

[warm geode]

whats a bangali

[bronze venture]

(WHAT THE, you little miss with an awesome pfp, u cant do this)

[leaden schooner]

police

idk

[warm geode]

it says a speaker of a language

[leaden schooner]

oh wow

[warm geode]

it’s bengali

bangladesh and west bengal

[median carbon]

In?

[rotund crown]

in ?

[dusk plover]

ngl a manhunt sounds fun but im going to sleep before my eyes become black

[leaden schooner]

oh wow

[rotund crown]

sleep is more important

[dusk plover]

42 hours on mc, complete

[rotund crown]

job

[dusk plover]

I have one

[rotund crown]

o

[humble current]

[soft jay]

You wanna manhunt bro?

[echo kiln]

Yoi

[echo kiln]

U are indian right??

[echo kiln]

Js go and sleep

😭

[lofty fossil]

Hi

[dusk plover]

I CANT :(

[umbral mirage]

Yoyoooo

[lofty fossil]

Hi

[umbral mirage]

Wanna play

Bedway

[lofty fossil]

Yes

[umbral mirage]

Bedwars

[lofty fossil]

Actually I want to play ctf

[echo kiln]

Damn you've been on hive for so long and I saw you today for the first time

[umbral mirage]

Alr

[dusk plover]

My eyes are so droopy rn i probably didnt even see you

😭

[lofty fossil]

What's your gamer tag

[umbral mirage]

Its KGFrags

[dusk plover]

idek how i was destroying ppl in bedwars im so tired

[leaden schooner]

then go to sleep?

[dusk plover]

I cant

everytime i try i wake back up

[umbral mirage]

I'm in North America region

[lofty fossil]

I'm from asia

[leaden schooner]

wow that sucks

[umbral mirage]

Wait I'll join the region

[leaden schooner]

bro asked for gamertag and he replies hes in na😭😭😭

[humble current]

Not really...

[humble current]

[lofty fossil]

Ok

[dusk plover]

You like math huh? Name every number

[humble current]

∞

[dusk plover]

no... NOO...

ive been outsmarted

[flat pivot]

How

[dusk plover]

read up

[flat pivot]

Yep I see

[soft jay]

Looking For People (Manhunt)
1 Hunter Required

[dusk plover]

oh what the heck

Ill be the hunter

[flat pivot]

Have fun

[dusk plover]

im sleepy as crap but lets go

[soft jay]

You wanna join too?

[soft jay]

Dayum

[flat pivot]

Nah im ok