🐝・hive-chat

[light lagoon]

EU Skywars has it bad my win rate took a beating because of it ;-;

[pine magnet]

there are players who can attack you even if they arent in your direction

[rare panther]

I was so locked in folding my laundry

[light lagoon]

That's called kill aura

[pine magnet]

its a hack or client? type menu

[light lagoon]

And mobile

[light lagoon]

It's part of a client

[pine magnet]

using clients can get you banned right

[light lagoon]

Yes but also can get your Minecraft account banned(if Mojang actually cared)

[somber grail]

[pine magnet]

dayumm

[autumn slate]

hi

[ashen lava]

any good client suggestions guys?

I have never used a client but have thought about starting

[autumn slate]

i use onix

[ashen lava]

I dont want a virus though

[ashen lava]

Doesnt that cost

[light lagoon]

Yeah but mojang doesn't really care every hacker I report nothing happens

[ashen lava]

For it to even be worthwhile

[dusk plover]

Funny tip: any song by Billie eilish will sync with the beat of jimmy

[pine magnet]

i mean same to

[somber grail]

I don’t use clients screw clients

[ashen lava]

I heard it has a free version but the free version is bad... idk

[ashen lava]

I want smoother gameplay

[dusk plover]

LUNAR…?

[ashen lava]

?

[dusk plover]

Wait

[ashen lava]

Lunar is a java client

Lunar Client

[pine magnet]

are there clients for smoother gameplay and clients for literally hacking

[dusk plover]

Are you oluunar

[somber grail]

[high rampart]

?

[ashen lava]

no

Im oLun4

[dusk plover]

DANGGIT

y’all have so similar names

[simple pilot]

yes

[ashen lava]

Someone else has mistaken me for them before too

[dusk plover]

Where’s the red name :(((

[pine magnet]

dayum

[simple pilot]

gone

I lost YT rank trust

[dusk plover]

NUUUU ;(

[simple pilot]

yeh

[ashen lava]

does anyone elses scroll wheel on their hotbar just glitch like crazy bad

[simple pilot]

not like I ever got it in the first place xD

[light lagoon]

This channel doesn't needs a bread cat :p

[autumn slate]

i disable my scroll wheel

[simple pilot]

can't relate:p

[dusk plover]

:(

[ashen lava]

I use my scroll wheel because I cant reach the number keys on my keyboard

So I have to use the scroll wheel a lot to get to my items

[dusk plover]

I always use the scroll wheel

[ashen lava]

but recently its been super glitchy and just wont let me go to the right items

[dusk plover]

I don’t think I’ve ever touched the number keys in combat

[ashen lava]

Me either

[dusk plover]

Except for 1

[ashen lava]

has urs been recently teleporting to random ass items?

Instead of what you actually scroll to?

[dusk plover]

sometimes

I think my mouse has drift XD

[ashen lava]

Its impossible for me to scroll to an item at all anymore

It just teleports to a random slot in my hotbar

[dusk plover]

I’ve had this glitch where it won’t let me leave a certain hot bar slot even if I do anything else

[ashen lava]

i dont get that glitch

[dusk plover]

It like locks me in place

[ashen lava]

it just scrolls then srolls back

scrolls*

[dusk plover]

That doing that automatically would make you a legend in lifeboat

[ashen lava]

Like itll show scrolling and ill start swinging and it scrolls back and im now attacking with an apple or somethin

Its really annoying

[thin bobcat]

Penguins are cool

[dusk plover]

If I had that problem I would make that random hotbar slot have my most important item

Like a sword or grapple

Gapple *

and if you utilize it right, you can use that glitch to switch between sword and block really fast

[ashen lava]

No no

its random there is no control over it

Unless I fill my hotbar with swords

[dusk plover]

Hmm

[autumn slate]

could be hair or dirt in the scroll wheel

[ashen lava]

I dont think so

but ill see

[autumn slate]

do you have a superlight?

[ashen lava]

whats that

I use a razer naga pro

[dusk plover]

I read that wrong.. so so wrong

[twin hound]

[ashen lava]

I think i fixed it

My mouse has a double scroll up and down enabled on default

[little marlin]

@foggy kelp storm server. Just seeing ur in this server XD

[eternal arch]

@maiden pollen

[sterile bone]

[upbeat girder]

howdy hey everyone! 👋

[dusk plover]

Hey!

[terse osprey]

Hello

[dusk plover]

[upbeat girder]

hi! hru?

[upbeat girder]

hello! hru?

[dusk plover]

Im okay! hurt?

Hru*

not hurt…

[terse osprey]

I'm fine

What about you?

[dusk plover]

😭

[upbeat girder]

im good lol

[terse osprey]

Guyz do you wanna play bw?

Bw asia

[upbeat girder]

im doing well, thanks!

[upbeat girder]

im 600ms on asia sorry mate

[terse osprey]

Ohh

I'm 300 on Na

[upbeat girder]

rip 💔

[terse osprey]

I'm 70 on asia

[upbeat girder]

im 97 on na

[terse osprey]

Nice lvl tho

[dusk plover]

I don’t wanna say what number ms I am in na

It’s the big 26

[foggy kelp]

How you recognize me on my other account

[upbeat girder]

thx

[upbeat girder]

yes

[timber breach]

I’m 42 on NA

[upbeat girder]

brooo

[timber breach]

You don’t wanna know my download and upload speeds

[upbeat girder]

i got 500 download

but its capped there

[little marlin]

im a wizard.

[upbeat girder]

it could go wayy higher fs

[upbeat girder]

hi a wizard

[little marlin]

Hello there

[dusk plover]

It’s bad when my hotspot is faster than my home wifi

[terse osprey]

Bro ur skywars 78 lvl

I'm sky 10 lvl

[timber breach]

I have 1 GBPS…. On both….

[simple pilot]

e

[dusk plover]

A

[wind osprey]

I’m pretty ticked off. The MM update was supposed to come before season 3. Then came season 4 and nothing. They said it would come early 2026, and now they announce bedwars duels is coming before it?? Sure it’ll be fun in all but Hive needs to stop catering to bedwars all the time…

[dusk plover]

sports

[terse osprey]

Yoooo Carlos

[simple pilot]

KragleLego! Hi

[simple pilot]

hi

[dusk plover]

What would they even add to mm anyways

[empty geyser]

[dusk plover]

The whole point is already done

[empty geyser]

>>

[terse osprey]

When giveaway is going to be?

[timber breach]

We ain’t getting it for a while bc they too worried about Bedwars duels

[dusk plover]

Adding anything else would make it an entirely different game

[little marlin]

Shhh I was never suppose be recognized

[timber breach]

Bedwars duels literally had a dedicated section in the Buzz Newsletter

[simple pilot]

hehe

[timber breach]

Like bro

[terse osprey]

Chat im only member rank...

[simple pilot]

Soon idk yet I'm poor

[fallow hamlet]

🇸🇮

[terse osprey]

Uhm so me ultra poor max🤡

[dusk plover]

Idk why we are hyping mm we should be hyping bedwars

And removing gravity

[simple pilot]

😀

[little marlin]

Hype just build.

[little marlin]

I don’t play hive anymore

[wind osprey]

it’s the fact that they announced an Mm update and we literally haven’t gotten any formal announcement on it other than the fact they said early 2026 which is coming to a close

[dusk plover]

Just build (COUGH) build battle is rigged

People vote 1 star on actually good builds just to make theirs win

[wind osprey]

build battle is fun with friends

[dusk plover]

Yeah

[dusk plover]

But like I said what would they even add

[little marlin]

Just build stays Og.

[dusk plover]

They already tipped the scales a bit with that Castle Town and back rooms maps

[wind osprey]

that’s not up to me to answer, they said themselves a micro hub and ltm and cosmetics

[dusk plover]

They alr have cosmetics, another micro hub would change what exactly?

[simple pilot]

Damn

[dusk plover]

And the ltm of an already worldwide established game mode would be kind of interesting though

Now, I COULD see them adding zombies to mm

But then again that would just be a variant of hide and seek

[wind osprey]

yeah no duh, bedwars already has cosmetics too but they still add new ones, wdym a micro hub would change what exactly ?? dude it’s for quality of life, bb didn’t need a micro hub but it was added and it looks nice

[dusk plover]

As it stands, all a micro hub for mm would add imo is just another chunk of hive that random people hubrat in

[muted gate]

!

[wind osprey]

yeah those stupid emo skin ppl afking 😒

[dusk plover]

That is probably why ctf doesn’t have one either

[celest stratus]

Hello all

[dusk plover]

Hello

[celest stratus]

Your name front is nice

[dusk plover]

Tbh I could see survival games having a ltm more than mm

[dusk plover]

Thanks

[celest stratus]

Welcome

[azure veldt]

im so bad at survival games

but i can see that happening in the future

[wind osprey]

it’s not that mm needs an ltm, my point is hive already announced we would be getting one BEFORE bedwars s3 even came out

[dusk plover]

That is an issue tbh

[dusk plover]

Im good at survival games but it would be cool if they added like UhC or something

[azure veldt]

if its taking so long that means it must be good right

[wind osprey]

it better be

[azure veldt]

im 100% coping rn

[wind osprey]

lol

Hive should change the {U} tag for hive ultimate to a crown just to match the discord role

it would look better too

(I mean in game)

[azure veldt]

the update was first started before i got back into hive (Jan 2025)

[wind osprey]

Yep

[dusk plover]

Imagine they had guilds or clans

[wind osprey]

it was announced over a year ago..

[merry prawn]

meow

[wind osprey]

I really hope not

lol

[merry prawn]

guilds/clans are a bad influence

[wind osprey]

fr

(no offense to anybody who uses them) but I already hate the discord tags for guilds or whatever cuz I think they look weird on the profile and next to ur name and I wouldn’t like to see it on hive

like a little thing next to ur name that says “Fire” or smth

it would look bad

[dusk plover]

The tags that I use I don’t even talk in those servers, same goes with the emojis

[leaden schooner]

i can't sleep someone help

[azure veldt]

sleep

am i helping?

[dusk plover]

I’ll knock u out

[merry prawn]

lifeboat has them for whatever reason 🥀

[leaden schooner]

thank godness you exist thank you

[waxen tinsel]

Did you guys missed me 🙆

[azure veldt]

no

[leaden schooner]

brother no

[dusk plover]

…

[merry prawn]

no

[leaden schooner]

omg everyone typing no

[timber breach]

No

[dusk plover]

Hm, I never thought phantom pain exists yet here it is now

[leaden schooner]

in zelda it actually does

[eternal steeple]

dear hive members i am Madototo4376 i have 1m suscribers and still i dont have yt rank in hive i have it in every server

[dusk plover]

Channel name?

[foggy kelp]

Iam almost at 500

[plain belfry]

no

[light lagoon]

_ _

[azure veldt]

i agree

[leaden schooner]

no

[light lagoon]

Yes

[leaden schooner]

WHAT

heck no

idek what

ima sing

[dusk plover]

LMAO

[eternal steeple]

thats my channel name

[azure veldt]

aint no way

[leaden schooner]

she said tell me honestly was it just for show

[light lagoon]

Bro trying to pretend to be someone else 💀

[leaden schooner]

she said save your apologies baby i just gotta know

[dull mango]

Rah

[light lagoon]

I wish I could show Avery this lol

[azure veldt]

just said the first youtube rank they saw🙏

[dusk plover]

Avery doesn’t even have 1m subs

Not only that youre definitely not Avery lol

[tawdry hatch]

no its AveryWalls

[dusk plover]

Youre not Avery doors

[azure veldt]

if you were gonna lie, you should've said squiddo or smth

[dusk plover]

Squiddo sounds even more like a lie and Avery

[leaden schooner]

haha ur so funny dude i laughed so hard i even choked

[tawdry hatch]

holy bro this guy is averydoors

[tawdry hatch]

ty bri

[light lagoon]

[azure veldt]

squiddo has 1m, thats what i meant

[light lagoon]

You ain't Avery bro 💀

[rare frost]

guys do u like the player and block dithering affect

like it goes transperat

[dusk plover]

I absolutely hate it

[light lagoon]

Holy yap

[rare frost]

u can change it off in settings

[dusk plover]

Stop bsing

[dusk plover]

I know

[rare frost]

in accessibility- block dithering

[leaden schooner]

you only changed your name so you shiuldve kept the red name where is that

[dusk plover]

Yup I know

[rare frost]

just heard of it

[azure veldt]

give it up, you're not getting no rank man

[leaden schooner]

you don't stop lying

[dusk plover]

???

[leaden schooner]

my fault

i'm sorry

[rare frost]

just use ur money

i’m getting discord nitro basic like today

[dusk plover]

Good for u

[azure veldt]

im too poor for that

[rare frost]

u have full nitro alr

[dusk plover]

Meh

[light lagoon]

I think he stopped finally he went quiet xd

[dusk plover]

Bro had to think of a better excuse

[light lagoon]

lol

[dusk plover]

Also I think impersonation is like a rule breaker I think

Idk

[azure veldt]

the whole chat knew they were lying, i would've too

[light lagoon]

I wish I could have rage baited him XD

[dusk plover]

Ngl imagine Avery was pranking us and we got fooled

[azure veldt]

hey guys im kiephie, im so cool and everything

[waxen tinsel]

Hlo miss senorita hru 🙆

[azure veldt]

do yall believe me?

[light lagoon]

[tawdry hatch]

holy bro its the real kiephie

[dusk plover]

Hai im good hey

[light lagoon]

Not even a little

[dusk plover]

Nah I believe him look his name is red

Just squint your eyes

[waxen tinsel]

Fine how's your day going 🙆

[dusk plover]

Decent

[tawdry hatch]

might be a bit colorblind bro

[dusk plover]

You’re right

[waxen tinsel]

Have you eaten 🙆

[dusk plover]

Uh yeah

[azure veldt]

put bleach in your eyes and you will see my name is red, trust

[waxen tinsel]

Holly molly wt 🙆

[dusk plover]

Instructions unclear, vision gone

[azure veldt]

i tried to warn ya

[twin hound]

[tawdry hatch]

instructions clear, i see a green name

[dusk plover]

Instructions unclear, I now only see eyes

[coral hamlet]

i'm blind, what now

[tawdry hatch]

this guy gets it

[waxen tinsel]

A group of gay people asked me for direction so I told them to go straight

[merry prawn]

bleh is back!

[coral hamlet]

bleh time

[merry prawn]

blehhhhh

[coral hamlet]

it's been a bit since the last bleh time

[merry prawn]

yeahh!!!

[waxen tinsel]

Hlo miss senorita hru 🙆

[azure veldt]

u think they went straight?

[twin hound]

[azure veldt]

or did they turn

[coral hamlet]

actually my last message before just now was bleh

[merry prawn]

it's bleh time!!!

[coral hamlet]

[dusk plover]

Saying material girl is almost like saying object woman

[merry prawn]

[eternal steeple]

#create-ticket

[dusk plover]

Oh guys he’s back

[azure veldt]

look whos back

[tawdry hatch]

tuff channel name bro

[dusk plover]

Queue the ragebait

[eternal steeple]

i proms i had a yt rank

[obtuse junco]

Hey guys

[dusk plover]

Righhhttttt

[tawdry hatch]

i believe him bro

[light lagoon]

Bro enough

[dusk plover]

[tawdry hatch]

he def has it

[light lagoon]

Nobody is gonna believe you

[merry prawn]

i don't believe you sorry bro

[tawdry hatch]

everyone is believing him

[azure veldt]

maybe on a roblox tycoon

[dusk plover]

I bleached my eyes and I still can see he’s lying

[merry prawn]

yt rank tycoon

[light lagoon]

Lol

[eternal steeple]

i had a yt rank then i loged in to hive i dident had a yt rank

[dusk plover]

Morph into a yOuTubEr!

[tawdry hatch]

sucks bro

[light lagoon]

[rare frost]

oh

[light lagoon]

Holy yap

[dusk plover]

Dident

[merry prawn]

sorry for your loss bro

[dusk plover]

Loged

[light lagoon]

I didn't even see that LOL

Someone's angry lol

[dusk plover]

Pastastic

[merry prawn]

littel

[dusk plover]

littel

[tawdry hatch]

why you calling someone pasta

[eternal steeple]

cuse i can

[dusk plover]

uup

cuse

[azure veldt]

at this point they are just trolling

[dusk plover]

now im gonna start counting

[azure veldt]

nobody messes up spelling this bad

[merry prawn]

or maybe they're just not old enough for discord

[azure veldt]

yeah

[tawdry hatch]

they were at the start of this

[light lagoon]

They have to be younger than 13 because nobody 13 or above can mess up THAT much

[dusk plover]

I mean makes sense, who tries to act like Avery doors

[eternal steeple]

broo i lost my yt rank i dident even cheat i have 500k

[dusk plover]

You said 1m earlier

Where did the other 500k go

[eternal steeple]

i was jocking cnt be ask

[fallow hamlet]

i took it

[dusk plover]

Did you drop them somewhere

[azure veldt]

[dusk plover]

mocking

[fallow hamlet]

i have 500,057 subs bro

[tawdry hatch]

he spent it on the ytber tycoon bro

[dusk plover]

jocking

[eternal steeple]

i droped it at ur mum

[merry prawn]

😭

[dusk plover]

droped

[azure veldt]

he rebirthed💔

[dusk plover]

my mom has 500k subs now? NICE

[tawdry hatch]

[dusk plover]

gonna go cash in some moneyyy

[eternal steeple]

not funny

[fallow hamlet]

bro’s so generous for gifting me 500k of his subs

[light lagoon]

Ah yes "jocking" and "cnt" bro you seem like you're underage nobody 13 and up messes up this much

[fallow hamlet]

give bro a gold medal

[eternal steeple]

c

[merry prawn]

c

[tawdry hatch]

shakespeare over here bro

[dusk plover]

Dw guys he’s just jocking

[light lagoon]

LOL

[azure veldt]

ah ofc

[dusk plover]

Whatever that means

[merry prawn]

hold up! his writing, is this fire?

[dusk plover]

[azure veldt]

i think this guy has new slang

[tawdry hatch]

its burnt bro

[eternal steeple]

its the short why dumb

littel pastadtic

[dusk plover]

why dumb

[eternal steeple]

cuse u are

[fallow hamlet]

i don’t thinking “jocking” is short vro

[dusk plover]

pastadtic

[fallow hamlet]

but idk

[dusk plover]

cuse

[fallow hamlet]

i didn’t make English

[merry prawn]

wow bro

[azure veldt]

jocking
joking = short way

[dusk plover]

jonking

[tawdry hatch]

ikr bro

[light lagoon]

Buddy get off discord you're too young

[leaden schooner]

6

[merry prawn]

7

[leaden schooner]

5

[dusk plover]

Gone.

bye.

[merry prawn]

☹️

[leaden schooner]

omg what are you doing

😭

[fallow hamlet]

🚪 ⬅️

just get it over with

[merry prawn]

okay fine...

[leaden schooner]

creative

[merry prawn]

i'll leave...

[dusk plover]

Not in the big 26

[merry prawn]

hi guys i'm back

[tawdry hatch]

WE leaving you in febuary bro

holy msg delay

[light lagoon]

Do we think he had enough? He went quiet lol

[merry prawn]

💔

[fallow hamlet]

he may be plotting

i just can’t prove it

[merry prawn]

@eternal steeple where'd you go

[dusk plover]

Here comes the villain arc

[merry prawn]

we miss you

[light lagoon]

Ah yes "cuse"

[fallow hamlet]

bro’s gonna let the anger out from within

[merry prawn]

his sigma wolf alpha is gonna come out

[light lagoon]

Lol

[tawdry hatch]

his eyes are gonna turn red

[fallow hamlet]

aight bro.

[light lagoon]

Did we really rage bait him that much XD

[fallow hamlet]

he’s gonna growl

[azure veldt]

from bleach i mentioned

[merry prawn]

what did i do 💔

[fallow hamlet]

i’m so tired LOL

[shrewd elbow]

SIX SEVENN

[light lagoon]

No

[merry prawn]

SIX SEVENNN

[tawdry hatch]

clanker i thought u died bro

[azure veldt]

bullying incoming

[shrewd elbow]

Never bro

[tawdry hatch]

also msg without bro? im disappointed

[shrewd elbow]

It's joever

[fallow hamlet]

bro

[tawdry hatch]

bro

[fallow hamlet]

you can’t stop now bro

[tawdry hatch]

he isnt clanker now

[merry prawn]

it's so joever bro

[tawdry hatch]

[shrewd elbow]

Who's stopping bro not me bro

[fallow hamlet]

alright bro

[tawdry hatch]

bro hes back bro

[dusk plover]

where did his trademark bro go

[tawdry hatch]

idk

[shrewd elbow]

SIX SEVENN

[fallow hamlet]

but 🇸🇮 lives

[merry prawn]

it's back!

oh nevermind bro

[dusk plover]

WHERE IS IT

[fallow hamlet]

(until i get bored)

[dusk plover]

WHERES THE BRO

[tawdry hatch]

clanker needs a reboot bro

[shrewd elbow]

[dusk plover]

clanking time.

🚘

[fallow hamlet]

oncoming automobile

what an emoji

[merry prawn]

why is it mad at me

[dusk plover]

found it randomly too

[dusk plover]

he probably smells you

[fallow hamlet]

bro’s honking at you

[merry prawn]

i don't smell

[dusk plover]

not saying you do

maybe its some sort of soap

[merry prawn]

he probably likes the soap

[dusk plover]

🚘 🌬️ 👃

[tawdry hatch]

🫃 is an emoji btw

[dusk plover]

Discord what are you doing

[fallow hamlet]

i knew that

[merry prawn]

🫃🏿

[fallow hamlet]

and i wish it wasn’t

[dusk plover]

discord knows the secret to man giving child

[fallow hamlet]

🧍‍♂️

[tawdry hatch]

yes bro

[azure veldt]

i wish i could know too

[dusk plover]

the SeaHorse Method

[merry prawn]

watch out discord

the government is coming for you

[dusk plover]

this is an upbringing for gay parents

wait...

how does the baby get out???

[fallow hamlet]

i really don’t wanna know

[azure veldt]

thinking we should move on about now

[light lagoon]

And I'mma go

[merry prawn]

that's up for interpretation

[light lagoon]

[dusk plover]

LOL

[fallow hamlet]

nah it’s over

[tawdry hatch]

it comes out the mouth bro

[dusk plover]

What is yalls favorite type of cheese

[tawdry hatch]

idk bro a flavor

[shrewd elbow]

Mayonnaise cheese bro

[merry prawn]

normal cheese idk

[dusk plover]

Bro what

[azure veldt]

cheese i guess

mayonnasie on cheese do be good

[dusk plover]

I'd have to say Swiss cheese

[arctic ingot]

Swiss cheese is good

[tawdry hatch]

yall missing out with grilled cheese bro

[dusk plover]

grilled cheese is a cheat dinner

[tawdry hatch]

no jjust the cheese part

[arctic ingot]

I thought you have that for lunch😭

[dusk plover]

literally anyone on planet earth can make grilled cheese

[azure veldt]

i barely notice the cheese when eating one

[fallow hamlet]

grilled cheese just hits tho

[merry prawn]

same bro

[dusk plover]

Those filthy people that put ham on my grilled cheese

[tawdry hatch]

its cus you aint putting enough cheese on

me personally i put like 10 slices on

[azure veldt]

horrible people indeed

[fallow hamlet]

huh???

[tawdry hatch]

[arctic ingot]

💀

[dusk plover]

My relatives would do that

[fallow hamlet]

see, there’s ways to counter that

[tawdry hatch]

its a great cheese pull bro

[dusk plover]

I, without hesitation, said I am not willing to eat that shot

[merry prawn]

erm

[azure veldt]

just wondering if you see 250+ on a weighing scale

[arctic ingot]

Dude thats as thick as the bread

[merry prawn]

oh ok

[tawdry hatch]

no bro im actually underweight

[dusk plover]

censor proofing works guys you should try it

[fallow hamlet]

nah

[arctic ingot]

....

[azure veldt]

okay so you need the 10 slices

[dusk plover]

TEN??

[tawdry hatch]

yes

[arctic ingot]

Why 10😭 😭

Why not 9

[fallow hamlet]

bro’s getting too much

[dusk plover]

ngl eating just straight cold cheese kinda slaps too

[tawdry hatch]

cus its not enough cheese

[dusk plover]

especially shredded

[fallow hamlet]

depends on the day

[azure veldt]

ehh

[arctic ingot]

What kind of cheese are you eating

[merry prawn]

i don't think i can agree on this one

[dusk plover]

[fallow hamlet]

watch this

[tawdry hatch]

the cheese that's like a milimeter thin

[dusk plover]

zeqa what u doing with a cheese emoji bro

[arctic ingot]

Its kinda good

[arctic ingot]

💀 💀 💀 💀

[fallow hamlet]

brânză

[dusk plover]

branza

[fallow hamlet]

well

[azure veldt]

i hope nobody here eats melted cheese alone

[echo kiln]

Yoo guys

[azure veldt]

just on a plate

[arctic ingot]

....

[dusk plover]

What kind of serial killer does that

[tawdry hatch]

clanker would

[echo kiln]

I would

[merry prawn]

@shrewd elbow would you bro

[dusk plover]

Also if you use outlook and you dont have a job youre a serial killer

[arctic ingot]

I bet everyone on this chat does😭 🥀

[echo kiln]

The bro was cherry on top

[fallow hamlet]

outlook

[tawdry hatch]

your also named godofcheese so makes sense

[echo kiln]

Yhh

[dusk plover]

Guys avery doors is on

[merry prawn]

outlook in the big 26

[echo kiln]

@misty pond

[tawdry hatch]

yo that guy is getting his acc back

[dusk plover]

the dude is nowhere to be seen

[arctic ingot]

Whos the best YouTube pvper on hive?

[echo kiln]

Btw the acc that I lost was outlook

[azure veldt]

me

[echo kiln]

Now I use gmail

[tawdry hatch]

idk bro i dont watch hive yt

[merry prawn]

rip bro

[arctic ingot]

Your a yt?

[dusk plover]

Whoever has 100% winrate and is maxxed

[tawdry hatch]

prob me it syther

[echo kiln]

Nah it was better lost

[arctic ingot]

Soooo none?

[azure veldt]

sure

[dusk plover]

right

[echo kiln]

It was outlook afterall 😭

[tawdry hatch]

how did i spell or as it

[arctic ingot]

😱

[arctic ingot]

What

[tawdry hatch]

lowk collab with me bro i have 1 hive video and it has like 200 views

i also dont post

[twin hound]

I can hear a birthday party from here

[fallow hamlet]

crash it

[dusk plover]

Poor guy if his birthday is on the 28th

or feb in general

[tawdry hatch]

imagine being born in febuary

[arctic ingot]

Whats wrong with February?

[azure veldt]

i got no hive videos

[tawdry hatch]

its short

[tawdry hatch]

peak bro

[dusk plover]

february is so bad it doesnt even have a full 30-31 days

[arctic ingot]

What about December 27?

[dusk plover]

february has valentines day and only like 10% of people actually have genuine valentines

[tawdry hatch]

oh you right bro

[fallow hamlet]

valentine’s day is a pointless holiday

[dusk plover]

february has the most random weather

[azure veldt]

We celebrate people who have valentines atp

[dusk plover]

other than march

[twin hound]

its not pointless, you can get cheaper candy

[arctic ingot]

Its still snowing were i live😭

[fallow hamlet]

no like

[dusk plover]

halloween is there

[fallow hamlet]

the whole concept of it

[dusk plover]

February is just offbrand janurary

[fallow hamlet]

off brand is a stretch

[twin hound]

lol what

[dusk plover]

it literally has lunar new year

[arctic ingot]

Whats in march?

[twin hound]

[fallow hamlet]

december for half the month is just november

[twin hound]

hold on

[dusk plover]

except new year was like... literally new year

[twin hound]

vro might be right

[nimble ether]

@quasi ivy @empty geyser @mild falcon

[tawdry hatch]

bro same

i went skiing like 2 days ago

[azure veldt]

i hate snow

[dusk plover]

september is just august but with a military twist

[celest stratus]

Siuuuuuu

[arctic ingot]

Skiing or snowboarding?

[celest stratus]

Siuuuuuuuuu

Siuuuuuuuuuuu

[fallow hamlet]

july is just hotter june

[celest stratus]

Siuuuuuuuuuuuu

[tawdry hatch]

i speak what i said

[dusk plover]

child

no

[fallow hamlet]

april is just weird

[twin hound]

atp June and July are just filler months

[fallow hamlet]

and May is May

[celest stratus]

No

[dusk plover]

April is Marches wannabe

[celest stratus]

Ronaldo fan

[tawdry hatch]

no disrespect on may

[celest stratus]

Siuuuuuuyuuuuuu

[arctic ingot]

Then I understand what you said👍

[celest stratus]

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuyyy

[arctic ingot]

Shhhhh

[celest stratus]

No siiuuuuuuuuu

[shrewd elbow]

I would drink melted cheese bro

Especially mixed with mayonnaise bro

[arctic ingot]

Yes no siuu

[merry prawn]

holy moly bro

[twin hound]

[celest stratus]

Siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[dusk plover]

[shrewd elbow]

[celest stratus]

No yes siuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[azure veldt]

someone needs to make sure he doesn't talk again

[arctic ingot]

No, no siuu

[tawdry hatch]

your not ronaldo bro

[arctic ingot]

I second that

[twin hound]

too much, just silence him for 2 weeks

[dusk plover]

💪 I'll tape him up

[fallow hamlet]

with what tape

[arctic ingot]

Ok.....

[tawdry hatch]

tape

[dusk plover]

Duct tape

[twin hound]

vhs

[celest stratus]

Yes yes siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[arctic ingot]

Gorilla tape

[fallow hamlet]

bro can just rip it off

[dusk plover]

specifically that thick brown duct tape that pulls peoples beards off

[fallow hamlet]

with his mouth

[arctic ingot]

No no no siuu

[shrewd elbow]

This teamwork is more coordinated than the murder mystery riot incident bro

[arctic ingot]

Your very dark

[tawdry hatch]

yes bro we need ur help

[fallow hamlet]

oddly specific…

[dusk plover]

he can rip the ones on his arms and legs too?

[shrewd elbow]

No bro

[fallow hamlet]

yeah

[tawdry hatch]

yes bro

[fallow hamlet]

i’ve seen it

[arctic ingot]

💀 👀

[celest stratus]

Hmmmm

Smmm

[dusk plover]

Clanker is a clanker bro he doesnt have that kind of power

[celest stratus]

A

B

[fallow hamlet]

bro is made of metal

[celest stratus]

C

D

[tawdry hatch]

bro he can get the other clankers

[arctic ingot]

No

[azure veldt]

tape the whole body up

[celest stratus]

E

[shrewd elbow]

No bro mm can go sink bro

[celest stratus]

F

[twin hound]

is vro actually good or

[fallow hamlet]

it takes him like 3 seconds

[dusk plover]

turn him off

[simple pilot]

Hello brochacho

[celest stratus]

G

[tawdry hatch]

i am not lettinf the sink in

[celest stratus]

H

[shrewd elbow]

Hi carlos bro

[celest stratus]

I

[dusk plover]

unplug his face

[celest stratus]

J

K

[fallow hamlet]

you got it boss

[azure veldt]

put them in solitary confinement

[celest stratus]

L

M

N

[dusk plover]

remove the plug from his nostrils

[celest stratus]

O

[simple pilot]

Hi clanker bro 🫂

[celest stratus]

P

[dusk plover]

🐽

[celest stratus]

Q

R

[shrewd elbow]

[arctic ingot]

Are you ok?

[celest stratus]

S

T

[azure veldt]

can i have the honors of doing it

[celest stratus]

U

[fallow hamlet]

he doesn’t even have a nose 😭

[dusk plover]

ask ABC man that

[celest stratus]

V

W

X

Y

[twin hound]

apparently they've had discord for 3 days

[celest stratus]

Z

[fallow hamlet]

you gotta get the plug on his lower back

[simple pilot]

:0

[celest stratus]

It's end now

[fallow hamlet]

going to the cpu

[dusk plover]

how low are we talking 👀

i dont wanna violate him

[fallow hamlet]

wha

[celest stratus]

1

2

3

[twin hound]

how long is this gonna go onn

[celest stratus]

4

[fallow hamlet]

uh

[tawdry hatch]

alr bro wrap it up

[merry prawn]

someone's gonna get muted

[twin hound]

[light lagoon]

Fr

[celest stratus]

Siuuuuuuu

[azure veldt]

its reasonable for what he said

[dusk plover]

lets see how long it takes for the mods to wake up

[celest stratus]

Siuuuuuu

[twin hound]

ping kosmos, she's awake rn

[fallow hamlet]

okay, i got the blueprint

[dusk plover]

not sure thats a good idea

[twin hound]

or i could actually just get em myself

[tawdry hatch]

whos that bro

[merry laurel]

monekys

[fallow hamlet]

it’s just in the square center on his back

[dusk plover]

mikrookosmos

[tawdry hatch]

i only know active mods

[dusk plover]

shes active... sometimes

[twin hound]

I mean she's here from time to time

[azure veldt]

i dont think i've ever seen a mod

[tawdry hatch]

ive never seen her

[twin hound]

not always but she has her moments

[tawdry hatch]

ive seen thunder talk here

[leaden schooner]

wow

[light lagoon]

_ _

[leaden schooner]

thunderstruck

[regal axle]

😭😭😭 please unban my account

[dusk plover]

ngl the only mods/staff people remember is splodger

[azure veldt]

facts

[tawdry hatch]

no thvnder

[leaden schooner]

reasonable

[lime comet]

[fallow hamlet]

you got that boss man

[light lagoon]

[twin hound]

hii kosmos

[leaden schooner]

thats a frickin song

[dusk plover]

we have a child spamming above

[tawdry hatch]

no bro its thvnder

[azure veldt]

that makes 1

[leaden schooner]

ok i'm sorry

[lime comet]

[lime comet]

[tawdry hatch]

its alr bro

[dusk plover]

right, please pray, its all we can do

[lime comet]

Halooo gamemode

I'm surviving in 0 hours of sleep

[lime comet]

Bread catoooo

[light lagoon]

Speaking of which we did possibly have one earlier

[tawdry hatch]

bro might be in trouble

[azure veldt]

thats good sleep for a mod

[dusk plover]

I bless upon you 10000 seconds of sleep

[lime comet]

ty ty ty

[twin hound]

thats literally just a little less than 3 hours

[light lagoon]

The one that couldn't even say a simple sentence

[dusk plover]

that should be enough time before someone pings her again

[twin hound]

true true

[tawdry hatch]

better than nothing

[lime comet]

no this mod sleeps for more than 6 hours usually

[tawdry hatch]

just take a power nap

[dusk plover]

i wonder who the most inactive mod is

[twin hound]

unlike most people, kosmos is normal

[tawdry hatch]

sleep for 6 hours in one

[lime comet]

Gn

[light lagoon]

[merry prawn]

rip

[twin hound]

[tawdry hatch]

prob like that one mod

[lime comet]

[tawdry hatch]

alr bro why is it that the mod sleeps and the chat sleeps

[dusk plover]

i know who the most inactive hive team member is for sure

[fallow hamlet]

gangskova, i’m bored

[light lagoon]

It's 11:09 pm for me rn xd

[lime comet]

It's 8 in the morning

[dusk plover]

EhamFTL probably wins number 1 at being the most inactive

[fallow hamlet]

i’ve seen that guy like twice ever

[tawdry hatch]

european

[light lagoon]

How is he unverified

[dusk plover]

hes only said 3 things in chat ever

[lime comet]

Asian

[tawdry hatch]

oh

[dusk plover]

2 were emojis

[lime comet]

Cute pfp tho

[dusk plover]

the funny thing is i caught him hubratting in the skywars microhub

[dusk plover]

thanks yours too!

[twin hound]

sounds like the average messaging ratio

[lime comet]

[lime comet]

[dusk plover]

now, for the most inactive Hive partner

[light lagoon]

[dusk plover]

Id say DippsoN, he hasnt said a word in this chat ever

[fallow hamlet]

i genuinely don’t know like half the partners

[twin hound]

[fallow hamlet]

prob more

[light lagoon]

[dusk plover]

I wonder if Skyela still has Egg rank

[twin hound]

whats egg rank

[dusk plover]

its a random rank that she had and it was clipped but noone knew why she had it

[fossil reef]

Guys what hap if you lvl 100 in bedwars That will go up?

[twin hound]

huh

[dusk plover]

you prestige or leave it at 100 and dont level up

[light lagoon]

[dusk plover]

leaving it at 100 helps you find teammates faster i bet

[fossil reef]

What happened its go up to 101 lvl?

[dusk plover]

no

[fallow hamlet]

i think it makes you less scary (that’s a lie)

[twin hound]

nope

[dusk plover]

it goes back to 1 with a shiny icon

[azure veldt]

100 is max until you prestige

[dusk plover]

now it would be kinda fire if the number went higher than 100 to 500

[fallow hamlet]

what colors would they use?

[dusk plover]

level 500 could be mixed colors

[fossil reef]

You worked so hard for it and then it just went back to level 1

[dusk plover]

but with a shiny dont forget

[azure veldt]

its a choice if you prestige or not

[fossil reef]

What is that mean?

[dusk plover]

yeah you dont have too

[fallow hamlet]

at the end of the day, it’s just a number statistic

[dusk plover]

that icon is shown next to your level

[fleet raft]

The best

[fallow hamlet]

and it’s just optional

[dusk plover]

When i reach 100 im not prestiging

[fallow hamlet]

i refrained from prestiging to presting 2 in sw for like 3 months

[azure veldt]

whats easiest game to get max level in

[fallow hamlet]

idk why i even bothered

[dusk plover]

i dont care about the flex of having prestige

[dusk plover]

probably block party or mm

[fallow hamlet]

i did enough of that when Treasure Wars was around

[azure veldt]

mm?

[fossil reef]

I saw someone on TikTok who was about to level 100 and he claimed an item called wings is that true?

[dusk plover]

or at least back then

[dusk plover]

idk

[fallow hamlet]

wings?

[azure veldt]

bc i've done 21k games of mm and still not maxed out

[fossil reef]

Yes he used it.

[dusk plover]

funny thing about played games is ive played more games of skywars than some of these prestiges ive seen and im only 56

i think the whole leveling system is rigged

[fallow hamlet]

OH WOW

[fossil reef]

My main games in Hive is Bedwars

[tawdry hatch]

unc bro why are you 56 and playing hive

[pallid ocean]

hmmm

[azure veldt]

im never gonna reach any prestige in that

[fallow hamlet]

i still can’t say it

[tawdry hatch]

[dusk plover]

not literally 56

poopie head

[pallid ocean]

lmao

[tawdry hatch]

ty bro

[dusk plover]

hi bau

[pallid ocean]

Hello

[fossil reef]

I have a friend who is lvl 84 in Skywars

[fallow hamlet]

the autofilter is on a “gen”erational run

[fossil reef]

I mean my friend is lvl 84 now

[azure veldt]

i have a friend who is level 1 in skywars

[tawdry hatch]

gen like bedwars gens?

[dusk plover]

I have a friend who is prestige 5 in skywars and treasure wars but calls himself washed

[azure veldt]

takes way too long to level up in pvp games

[fallow hamlet]

depends

[azure veldt]

for me bc im so bad

[dusk plover]

even with double xp plus ultimate PLUS booster it took me that whole week just to reach 10 levels

[tawdry hatch]

for me its bc its such a time waste

[azure veldt]

i had less than 1% winrate in survival games

[dusk plover]

my winrate in survival games probably is a lot higher because for some reason i rarely lose sg

its always full of controller players

[merry prawn]

i would lose a lot in pvp games

[granite cave]

🫂

[tawdry hatch]

u play the hunger games for a living

[azure veldt]

im prob in your lobbies then

[light lagoon]

_ _

[tawdry hatch]

🫂

[dusk plover]

the sad aspect about controller players is their lack of speed grabbing stuff in chests

[fallow hamlet]

i feel cheated when i play sg

[tawdry hatch]

biggest debuff for me

[dusk plover]

by the time they get diamond boots im already tanked out

[fallow hamlet]

i still remember getting 1v3ed while playing solos in 2021

[dusk plover]

I remember when i played sg back in 2022 and these 2 edaters teammed in solos because they were matching skins

i killed both of them

[fallow hamlet]

“yeah, let’s play solos”

[dusk plover]

"Just follow me ill share some loot"

[fallow hamlet]

😭

[dusk plover]

"baby watch out" 💀

i remember that in 2024

[merry prawn]

what a nice feeling

[fallow hamlet]

that’s crazy

[dusk plover]

they died to fire too, pity.

[merry prawn]

LMAO

[fallow hamlet]

they went down together at least

prob holding hands and everything

[dusk plover]

i hope they forgot their igns and ended up in separate lobbies and didnt know how to look up names

[echo kiln]

I read your name as I'm corn. ...y 💀 💀 💀 💀

My bad

[fallow hamlet]

bro.

[dusk plover]

even better is the girl gets banned for teaming but the guy doesnt so the guy starts a villain arc

[tawdry hatch]

why is bro corn

[fallow hamlet]

his eyes turn red

[dusk plover]

"his tail sets on fire"

[echo kiln]

And he starts sweating

[fallow hamlet]

and slaughters the people while getting burned

[small plank]

That happened to me

[dusk plover]

Legend says he still hasnt showered to this day

[echo kiln]

And then walks of into the void

[tawdry hatch]

lowk @plush viper

[echo kiln]

Legends say he still doesn't know what is grass