🐝・hive-chat

[storm monolith]

ig

[granite cave]

🫂 YAY

[vapid star]

KABOOM

[granite cave]

💀

[storm monolith]

it kills us, too

wait a minute

[sterile bone]

Boo

[storm monolith]

AI can never be a star because it's artificial, and every star previously was attached to an organic audience

[merry prawn]

ai will never be a star

[somber grail]

Hey guys

[vague flame]

where da dogs at

[timber breach]

for the people that already verified their age as an adult account, do we have to reverify again

[vapid star]

Idk there’s no way I’m giving them anything

[vapid star]

Yes she was

[timber breach]

i already had to verify once, i aint doin it again

[vapid star]

With face id?

[timber breach]

oh wait that was on my other account

[merry prawn]

insert guy spitting his cereal meme

[timber breach]

FRICK

[vapid star]

😭 😭 😭

[vapid star]

Is there any benefits to verifying?

[timber breach]

you get access to servers that are 18+ most of which are just nerd talking abt nerd things or pervs

[vague flame]

yikes

[timber breach]

thats pretty much it

see discord is already 16+ on the app store

[vapid star]

Ah idk about that

[vapid star]

It’s almost like they didn’t need to add this and the whole thing is purely for data collection

[merry prawn]

discord stealing your data

[lone moat]

huh

[timber breach]

you can turn data collecting off

[merry prawn]

and having a high chance of it leaking

[timber breach]

i always ended up on the nerd servers

and THANK GOD

[lone moat]

no i mean why r we verifying

[timber breach]

age stuff bc discord is an unsafe place

[vapid star]

Is that bc ur a nerd

[timber breach]

thats why people are cancelling their sub

[vague flame]

to get your data and info sold

[timber breach]

they already had a data breach in 2025

[ashen lava]

anyone know why MC crashes any time I try to join hive?

[timber breach]

but so did social security in the US so like...

[timber breach]

its lagging rn

[ashen lava]

I dont have an update pending or anything

huh okay.

[timber breach]

like heavily lagging

[ashen lava]

yikes

[lone moat]

i do thwt myself

[lone moat]

ik i got an email

[timber breach]

literally every app youre on does that

[ashen lava]

im not sure if lag would cause crashes though..

[vague flame]

i know

[timber breach]

this is not new info

[ashen lava]

Is it all servers or just hive?

CC is causing me crashes too...

[timber breach]

i got to skip the 5-7 week out processing for another social security card just by simply going to the ss office in my city

[ashen lava]

Oh yeah somethings wrong with my minecraft as a whole

[timber breach]

are you using a client

[ashen lava]

Single player worlds are causing crashes even

No client

[lone moat]

idk what any of that means

[timber breach]

[timber breach]

you have so much to learn bro if you live the US....

[ashen lava]

My texture pack isnt even on now and its still crashing

[lone moat]

i live in canada

[timber breach]

literally every parent tells their kid this info when they turn 18

[timber breach]

oh so nah youre good

this dont concern ya

[iron bone]

I wasn’t taught anything when I turned 18

In fact I was kicked out at 17

[timber breach]

i was handed my social security card at 18

[iron bone]

can’t relate

[timber breach]

you never put that in your wallet ever

[iron bone]

had to demand mine from my mom

[iron bone]

Mine is in my wallet 💀

brilliant ik

[timber breach]

you could gotten a new one btw which is what i did last week

[timber breach]

get a folder for all your records

[iron bone]

Bro I don’t even have anywhere to put it if I did

[lone moat]

i keep sll my documents in my passpory holder in my main purse

[timber breach]

It’s like a zip up folder binder

I’ll have to show ya what it looks like in DMs

It’s pretty neat

I keep all my bank statements, important documents, etc in that folder and I leave it there

[waxen tinsel]

Did you guys missed me 🙆

[timber breach]

Organized

[tribal heart]

breakdance

[timber breach]

[tribal heart]

yes

[iron bone]

Nothing I have is organized

[ashen lava]

I cant even create a world...

This is really frusterating the game is entirely useless right now

[timber breach]

I gave you a little photo in DMs for you think about it in the near future

It helps

[iron bone]

I don’t have the money right now for anything but

i’ll consider in the future

[timber breach]

Ofc ofc, I highly recommend a folder everything in the future yea

[iron bone]

i’m on unpaid leave from work until March 23rd so

[granite garden]

Erm ur broke.

[iron bone]

Won’t have any money right now

[timber breach]

This folder was given to me bro

By my parents

[granite garden]

what folder

[timber breach]

Specifically by my mom

[granite garden]

I js read bank statements

[granite garden]

Uhoh what did u do

[iron bone]

Had a kid??

[timber breach]

That keeps all my bank statements, Birth certificates, social security, my title, my insurance information, my admission to the mental institution back in 2015….

[timber breach]

Oh a copy of my vehicle registration

[simple pilot]

my wifi is gone 💔

[empty geyser]

Hi

[timber breach]

😭

[timber breach]

Henlo

We are talking abt adulting

[empty geyser]

Helno

[simple pilot]

IT'S BACK

[timber breach]

[simple pilot]

I SENT YESTERDAY

[timber breach]

Huh

[iron bone]

I’m so tired 😴

[timber breach]

How is thy child

You can tell me in DMs

[granite garden]

Oh LMAO

[granite garden]

ik how it looks now its going to disappear

[granite cave]

Jess im loving the font 😍 8bit

[granite cave]

Woah what

[timber breach]

Dawg, it’s in a hidden safe

I just took it it out show Zor for a recommendation

[timber breach]

It’s called organizing

When it comes to important documentation, I keep it organized

100%

[granite cave]

Ohhh I didn't know but its good

[timber breach]

We don’t talk about the mental institution admission

[granite cave]

You went?

[timber breach]

Twas caused by a medication called birth control

[granite cave]

Ohh wait you took?

[timber breach]

Yeah, bc woman thing started early in life and so like the cramps were bad and BC helps

[granite cave]

Wait why?

[timber breach]

Genetics

[granite cave]

You alright ?

[timber breach]

Oh yeah I’m good

[granite cave]

Cool cool

[timber breach]

More than okay, I’m great

[granite cave]

That's what I wanna hear!

[timber breach]

Holy, Hive is lagging

[granite cave]

Sorry I tried to log in

[sterile nebula]

You too?

Every time I join Hive my game is very laggy. But I only have this problem on Hive

When I go to another server, this doesn't happen

[timber breach]

Dawg it was laggy since 2 hours ago

[sterile nebula]

Oohh So is Hive the problem?

[timber breach]

Yea

[sterile nebula]

I thought it was my Minecraft or my PC, but everything was fine on other servers

Oh

[weak bison]

new version is laggy too it’s awful

[granite cave]

@sterile nebula no

[granite cave]

Crispy font you got there

[weak bison]

thank youu

[granite cave]

So crispy I wanna eat it

[merry prawn]

is bedrock's optimization getting worse again

[sterile nebula]

I'm on 1.21.114 and you?

[hasty nimbus]

how do y'all get fonts on yo igns

[iron bone]

when did the newest version release?

[merry prawn]

no wonder why java runs better on my laptop when it didn't run before

[granite cave]

Just another classic W for mojang ong

[weak bison]

like 2 or 3 weeks ago

[iron bone]

nitro

[weak bison]

yes it’s awful

[iron bone]

Ahhh

Bedrock always has issues that come and go

[weak bison]

new version runs terribly and they decide to discontinue support for every old version

[fringe olive]

@grand quiver

[merry prawn]

💔

[balmy imp]

J

[fringe olive]

@eager ember

[iron bone]

sounds about right

[balmy imp]

Bubble font

[iron bone]

probably what this person is dealing with too

[iron bone]

maybe

[weak bison]

yep

[granite cave]

🔥 font ♥️ its giving me Puzzle Bubble vibes i love it

[jade creek]

Hello :)

[weak bison]

makes it feel like you’re constantly on 200+ ping its bad

[merry prawn]

i love when big tech companies ruin the games that everyone loves

[weak bison]

even in your own world where YOU are the host it lags

[granite cave]

🫂 hello BUDDY

[balmy imp]

They ruined skywars

[jade creek]

What did I do

[iron bone]

that person couldn’t even load a world without crashing

[granite cave]

There's a way to fix this

[weak bison]

sounds about right 🤣

[granite cave]

Permanently

[merry prawn]

true bro...

[iron bone]

boycot

maybe not…

[merry prawn]

or let's do the luigi

[iron bone]

imagine getting a game… and you can’t even play the game because of an update that won’t even let you join your own worlds… 😭😭😭

[weak bison]

yep it’s embarrassing

[jade creek]

[weak bison]

doesn’t help that they try to shrink the game size to 1.6gb on pc so everything has problems

[merry prawn]

when did it get that big 😭

it was 500 mb like two years ago

[iron bone]

you should be able to allocate ram too imo

[jade creek]

What shows do yall like?

[iron bone]

I know of a lot I like but if you want shows you would like what genres do you prefer?

[sterile nebula]

Gang why NA It's very laggy But EU its okay?

My FPS on NA is being really bad

[weak bison]

na had some connection issues i remember

could still be going on

[jade creek]

Idk jus anything

[unreal nacelle]

Yes it is

[jade creek]

I wanna try some new stuff

[weak bison]

are you into marvel?

[jade creek]

Not that much I used to be more

[iron bone]

for romance and drama I suggest XO Kitty and Heartstopper, for somethin a bit more funny I suggest Young Sheldon. Lucifer is good for mystery / crime / drama, The Good Doctor is good for medical shows, and for general drama I suggest Ginny & Georgia

[weak bison]

lucifer was so good

[jade creek]

Wait ima take a pic of that

[iron bone]

Lucifer was really good but def has some drama

[unreal nacelle]

Lucifer is so good

[iron bone]

A lot of these are on netflix

[weak bison]

i’d suggest if you wanna watch something marvel related and you’re not squeamish give Moon Knight a watch, only 12 episodes so not too long but it’s incredible

[jade creek]

I have that :3

[iron bone]

XO Kitty is my current fixation bc s3 comes out april 2nd… but be aware it has some cheesy cringey moments in it. They are meant to be cringe… the show is meant to be cringey romance drama

it’s intentional and that’s just kinda what it is. It’s the cliche stuff lol

[balmy imp]

NA is down and buggy for some people

[iron bone]

I love and eat it up.. but not everyone does

[merry prawn]

young sheldon is so good

i haven't watched its last episode tho

[dull mango]

New discord update is crazy

[merry prawn]

😭

[balmy imp]

Baddie

[jade creek]

Do you watch anime?

[balmy imp]

Yeh ikr

[patent yarrow]

anyone know how to disable v sync? my aim is like a pool of jello idk why but my aim is only fixed with oderso vsync disabler on

[dull mango]

Congrats on the giveaway today

[patent yarrow]

and i cant use oderso

[dull mango]

:p

[balmy imp]

Appreciate it will definitely help me in sw

[iron bone]

Yes

[unreal nacelle]

Lowkey I forgot but I wanted to say I love ur pfp

[dull mango]

What did you choose tho

[merry prawn]

i have crunchyroll but i haven't used it yet

[balmy imp]

3 xp boost

[balmy imp]

Slide

👀

[patent yarrow]

thanks brother :))

[merry prawn]

it's probably about to end

[dull mango]

Not cosmetic is insane

[balmy imp]

Ah rip i wanted to watch hell’s paradise season 2 since it’s not available on netflix yet here

[balmy imp]

I already have all 3 token cosmetics that’s why

[dull mango]

Ohh

[balmy imp]

Yee

[dull mango]

I mean XP boost is alright ehhhh

[iron bone]

Charlotte is an amazing anime. Plastic memories too. Both made me cry and are soooo good. Inuyashiki is trippy but good with some nice action elements. Def a trip though… If you haven’t watched it I can not recommend Death Note more to anyone. It’s SO good. A silent voice and Weathering With You are both great too… definitely moved me emotionally.

[balmy imp]

Death note peak

[iron bone]

Angels of Death is also a really good more niche anime. Horror anime though

[iron bone]

my main profile is death note rn

[merry prawn]

ong

[balmy imp]

Firee

[merry prawn]

one of my favs

[balmy imp]

Hells paradise is also a fire anime

[merry prawn]

the soundtrack is fire too

[balmy imp]

Season 2 is not on Netflix here though

Only in some countries

[keen turtle]

u cured!

[jade creek]

Thanks for all the suggestions by the way

[dull mango]

Oof

[keen turtle]

okay

[dull mango]

[merry prawn]

no bro

[keen turtle]

what is ya

[timber breach]

Same

[keen turtle]

skywars

[dull mango]

Erm

[eager night]

why is there a steve glitch

[keen turtle]

mm update cancelled yayayayayayaya

[keen turtle]

yellow steve is back

[dull mango]

Nooo I'm not giving up

Perhaps in March

[keen turtle]

mm is removing tmr

[merry prawn]

thank goodness bro

that means more gravity updates bro

[sage kiln]

ok

[dull mango]

Cap

[regal axle]

How do I get untimate role

[merry prawn]

intimate 💀

[kind rune]

@surreal scarab yo
Edit: I corrected a spelling error that I made. I meant to type "yo," but for some reason I had typed "you." I sent the message before realizing my error. I will learn from my mistakes and do better next time

[regal axle]

Sorry that was a typo

Please how

[regal axle]

[surreal scarab]

good boy, you will ace this english exam man i believe in you

[timber breach]

I love practicing on my squishmallows for ladder stitch bc I forgot how to and now im fast asl at it again

[surreal scarab]

me too fr

[kind rune]

@surreal scarab practices kissing girls with his squishmallows

[surreal scarab]

pan im lowkey throwing my legends hits

[surreal scarab]

thats so true

[timber breach]

Nah I’m cutting open the plush just to sew it back up

[timber breach]

You’re missing terribly

[surreal scarab]

why cut it up, can i have one

[dull hemlock]

how do i report people

[kind rune]

type /report

[timber breach]

I’m practicing for my new job

[surreal scarab]

i lowkey am fumbling, ive been tripled 8 times today im finna go negative

[kind rune]

yw hive mods for doing your job

[timber breach]

Build a Bear

[dull hemlock]

im in builds

[regal axle]

In game do /report

[kind rune]

dude 😭

[surreal scarab]

bro im sat at 5098 i was so much high im fried

[kind rune]

werent you at 5200?

[surreal scarab]

league reset i finished like top 18k

[kind rune]

okay bye

[dull hemlock]

his name is Warden1382

[kind rune]

yes okay

i will tell mods

[surreal scarab]

i hate that guy

[dull hemlock]

you have seen him

[iron bone]

ofc

[iron bone]

changed the profile theme to be even more Death Note oriented lol

[kind rune]

Yes we have all seen him

[surreal scarab]

im selling so hard omg

[keen turtle]

mm

[timber breach]

You:

[cunning agate]

[vagrant harness]

hiii

[timber kernel]

sup yall

[dull hemlock]

His id is GorgeousFireworkRocket8649

[merry prawn]

what 💔

that's too long to be an xbox ign

[iron bone]

bro just use /report or #🚔・report-rulebreakers

[nova shoal]

hi

[iron bone]

hello

[modest saddle]

[fleet raft]

Wryd here loca

[fleet raft]

Hey loca

[surreal scarab]

i just 96% 1 starred imma cry

i hate the th18 meta

[fleet raft]

Me too

[rancid dirge]

rate my shot on ctf chat thank you

[vagrant harness]

does anyone have bug steve in hive?

[surreal scarab]

hello

[flint tartan]

@mikalolllll
@xkzvin
@xiqn3_
@okzvq

[surreal scarab]

that still exists?

[flint tartan]

Hmmm

[rare panther]

My phone is very hot

[fleet raft]

[granite cave]

Hmmmm indeed

HEY!!!

I saw that!!

As a law-abiding citizen im gonna have to report you to the authorities ❤️ 🌹

[earnest pelican]

don't wake him up

he's asleep

[flint tartan]

What

[vagrant harness]

yea💔

[granite cave]

not you, you cool love that font btw

[flint tartan]

Yayyy ty :3

[inland sequoia]

sounds familiar

[fleet raft]

Oh wow for once

[timber breach]

I have that

[granite cave]

Jess you have a cool font

[gentle obsidian]

its backkkk bruh

[surreal scarab]

i somehow only went -26 which ill take tbh

[gentle obsidian]

itd making my game laggy so bad

[timber breach]

Ty

[tepid bolt]

my teeth are lowk deteriorating what should i do

[timber breach]

Quit smoking and vaping

[tepid bolt]

not doing either

[flint tartan]

Well well

It’s q3inn

[gentle obsidian]

what

[flint tartan]

Nothing

[gentle obsidian]

oh its star

[flint tartan]

No

Idk who’s that

[timber breach]

Are you perchance British

[flint tartan]

But ik you

[tepid bolt]

fortunately no

[granite cave]

URANIUM Fever!!! Has come and got me down! Uranium fever is spreading all around!

[balmy imp]

We got rainbow six mobile now

[merry prawn]

yeah

[summer edge]

helo... so like were u always the same person🧐

[dusk plover]

uranium

[granite cave]

Fever

[dusk plover]

no

fever

[granite cave]

🫂 wonder hug

💥

[dusk plover]

🫂

wait

[granite cave]

Too late

[dusk plover]

[granite cave]

💥 💥

[dusk plover]

nOOoOOOOoo

[merry prawn]

kaboom

[dusk plover]

yes rico, kaboom

[paper knot]

Is anyone else lagging like crazy

[granite cave]

Peak reference!

[merry prawn]

peak

[granite cave]

WOAH!

[dusk plover]

wouldnt that make you...

[granite cave]

Let's go party rock is in the house tonight!

[dusk plover]

[granite cave]

We're going to 2010!

[dusk plover]

were going on a trip

[granite cave]

WEEEE

[dusk plover]

in our favorite rocket ship

[granite cave]

Going through the sky!

[dusk plover]

i dont know that last lyric

[granite cave]

Little line shine!

Climbe aboard!

Get ready to explore!!

[dusk plover]

although in my head it was "were gonna freakin die!"

[granite cave]

😭

Thats the realistic version

[dusk plover]

little einsteins if it was TV-14

[small lagoon]

why do i keeps getting kicked

what is yalls cps limt

[dusk plover]

20 usually

[merry prawn]

maybe don't click fast

[small lagoon]

i am just clicking at 15

[dusk plover]

sometimes 15 does it too

[small lagoon]

dang

not fair

[dusk plover]

but i think 20 is garanteed

[merry prawn]

you should use a cps limiter (if that's a thing)

[small lagoon]

i got kicked mid game

[dusk plover]

except for that one time i was telly bridging with 24 cps and didnt kick

bless that pure regular who had no idea what i was doing

[small lagoon]

yes i do use i locked it at 15 still too fast ig

[dusk plover]

i dont use more than 10 cps just to play it safe

[remote plaza]

Hello

[small lagoon]

ig its so annyoing

[granite cave]

Castaways!

[small lagoon]

i have it locked at 15

[fossil pawn]

Usually around 25 cps above is where u highly can get kicked, 15 or 18 is the perfect cps clicks for me, though yes sometimes it does make u kicked was still it occasionally happened

[dusk plover]

tbh, when fighting someone without a weapon i time my clicks

[small lagoon]

how

[dusk plover]

that way theres a chance that i knock them off

[small lagoon]

to time its too ahrd

hard

[humble current]

[granite cave]

Oh ocean man!

[humble current]

take me to the land

[granite cave]

Love that song

[humble current]

Hehe yess

[granite cave]

Now get hugged

[dusk plover]

there are ways to measure how long it should take to hit a player again after triggering the grace period

[humble current]

No.

[granite cave]

🫂

[humble current]

NO

Back

[granite cave]

[humble current]

[small lagoon]

[humble current]

[dusk plover]

[granite cave]

🫂 stop resisting!

[granite cave]

Get em!

[humble current]

no

[high thicket]

Hi

[lavish storm]

hello

[floral veldt]

[high thicket]

Bro i was banned from the hive

[humble current]

uca

[granite cave]

🫂

[high thicket]

1 week

[lavish storm]

every week happens to me bro

[floral veldt]

Eon

[humble current]

Hi uca

[floral veldt]

[humble current]

getting ready fir work?

[floral veldt]

Mhm :/

[sterile nebula]

Me

[humble current]

Js skip

[high thicket]

1 week because i'm making jitter clicking

[dusk plover]

i wonder what percentage of legitimate players get banned as opposed to actual hackers

[cosmic dune]

HI IRIDIUM 🫂

[humble current]

and play hive skywars with me

[high thicket]

the server detected me hacks

[floral veldt]

I want money though 😔

[lavish storm]

you hit the cps limit my friend

[humble current]

money or skywars with me?

[small lagoon]

yeah get flase vpn or proxy thing every month

[high thicket]

yes i think

[lavish storm]

SAME

[small lagoon]

i dont even have a vpn installed

[lavish storm]

today first

same bro its a bug

[dusk plover]

although vpns make me lag viciously

[small lagoon]

its super annyoing

[lavish storm]

you can fix it fast

[floral veldt]

Ugh you’re a meanie

[small lagoon]

how

i just clear the hive packs

[lavish storm]

just join w mobile data for one sec in hive and turn ur wifi off and then go back to ur wifi and it works

[humble current]

So wots the answer :3

[floral veldt]

Don’t make me choose 😭 🙏

[small lagoon]

oh am on pc

[humble current]

[small lagoon]

so use hotspot ?

[lavish storm]

you can connect ur phone mobile data with ur pc

i did that

[small lagoon]

ohh

thx

[lavish storm]

nwsss

[remote plaza]

🙂

[lavish storm]

[humble current]

Erm

[small lagoon]

..

[dusk plover]

any echonkers here

[humble current]

[dusk plover]

[lavish storm]

oh huh i didn’t thought this sticker will go through tho

[remote plaza]

Fat chicken

[lavish storm]

ME?

[humble current]

Oi dont fat shame chonker

[remote plaza]

A fat chicken 🐔

[dusk plover]

HES NOT FAT

[humble current]

they're doing their best

[high thicket]

I already appeal in the page

[dusk plover]

hes pleasantly plump

[hidden shell]

massive

[remote plaza]

It's a fat chicken I will eat it

[humble current]

^^

[high thicket]

Anyone know in how many time can respond me?

[humble current]

MASSIVE?

[remote plaza]

I'll season that thing and fry it

[humble current]

low...taper....fade...

[hidden shell]

mASSIVE

[remote plaza]

Homemade KFC

[dusk plover]

they say "homemade" when we dont make chicken in the chickens home

[hidden shell]

we make chickens in the cows home or wut

[remote plaza]

I had a stroke reading that

[hidden shell]

buh

[granite cave]

The APPLE opened my eyes to the world ascending to a higher plane of existence and EXCITEMENT 🍎 🥹 🥹

[hidden shell]

ima go beat elite phayze

[dusk plover]

W H A T

[hidden shell]

or attempt to

600% boss speed is bald

[remote plaza]

Spicy chicken tenders

With fries

[humble current]

Have you guys been to chili's

[remote plaza]

Yes

It's my favorite restaurant

[humble current]

[fierce knot]

never in my life lol

[jade creek]

Hello ^-^

I like your channel

[dusk plover]

birb

[remote plaza]

Their cheese sticks are so amazing

[jade creek]

o/

Borb

[remote plaza]

They have the best dr pepper imo

[humble current]

Aw thank uu <3

[humble current]

Aw 😭

I wanna go cuz ive heard its good

[remote plaza]

It's so good

[humble current]

especially rhe nashville uhh mozzerela sticks i think?

[remote plaza]

Get the triple dipper u can use it for left overs too

[granite cave]

🫂 embrace the apple Des...

Yk you want to des

[remote plaza]

They are amazing

[stiff heath]

omg no way is that eye yon ef three!!!!

[jade creek]

[humble current]

No way is that THE qv19v

The best bedwars/skywars player to ever breathe the game

[stiff heath]

true true

[remote plaza]

I'm wanting chili's now thanks

[dusk plover]

technoblade

[granite cave]

Stop hiding des...

[stiff heath]

we dont talk about stream tho

[humble current]

are you live tmr

[stiff heath]

yeah

[remote plaza]

Yo dude honestly in the most respectful way can you leave me alone.

[granite cave]

Hug the apple des.

[humble current]

get the 80%+ wr

[granite cave]

No

[stiff heath]

in bw?

[plush crater]

Is it actually on mobile

[humble current]

yes sir

daily stats

[stiff heath]

bet

[granite cave]

🍎

[remote plaza]

Dude honestly stop its annoying I can't ever type in the chat bc u keep annoying me.

[merry prawn]

yeah it is

[balmy imp]

Yeah i can send a ss in dms

[granite cave]

🍎

[merry prawn]

i saw it on the play store not too long ago

[humble current]

Im ALWAYS happy to help :>

[remote plaza]

Every time I'm in chat u always show up

[granite cave]

I was in chat first!

[stiff heath]

unless it involves food

[smoky pelican]

hey

[humble current]

I can help with food

i can provide all the food ppl need

while sneaking some for myself

[granite cave]

🍎 yes

[smoky pelican]

so sweet of u

[stiff heath]

"i was eating the chips ahoy and 3/4 of it is gone now"

[remote plaza]

Can someone buy me some dang chilis

[humble current]

😊

[smoky pelican]

ello mate

[humble current]

literally no proof of that anywhere

[granite cave]

😐

😭

[humble current]

dont fact check that

[remote plaza]

I just want cheese sticks and some BBQ wings

Thats it

[stiff heath]

found it

[humble current]

Not even me

[granite cave]

🫂 🔥 pfp

[humble current]

that was nathan

[stiff heath]

sure sure

@vestal drum was this you

[vestal drum]

What did I do

[waxen tinsel]

Did you guys missed me 🙆

[humble current]

you ate 3/4 of the chips ahoy cookies

[granite cave]

You make cookies

[vestal drum]

I ate 4/3s of them so no wasn't me sorry

[plush crater]

Sounds interesting

[stiff heath]

i ate 6/7ths

[granite cave]

[humble current]

[smoky pelican]

ty

[humble current]

yea enough discord for tonight

[vestal drum]

🫃

[balmy imp]

You can check

[merry prawn]

67

[stiff heath]

i didnt want to speak here anyways
i hate looking in the general hive chats

[inland sequoia]

woah a 1500 loginstreak

[stiff heath]

thats more that 1499 days

[cunning agate]

how is that possible 💀

[stiff heath]

waiting

[humble current]

[vestal drum]

Can you explain the process that you used to reach this supposedly factual conclusion

[inland sequoia]

by joining hive for 1500 days

[granite cave]

🍎

[inland sequoia]

woah a hive contributor

[cunning agate]

oooh ok

[vestal drum]

That explains how you died to the first spike of stereo madness twice

[restive moss]

I said a boom chika boom

[granite cave]

🫂 get hugged

[stiff heath]

ok vro

[jade creek]

Love your content man! Keep it up

[cunning agate]

whats a contributer? js someone who gives money to the hive?

[inland sequoia]

!!!

[vestal drum]

If that was the case then you would be too cuz ur rank

[restive moss]

100%, I’m now in debt

[cunning agate]

nah

[stiff heath]

broke

[cunning agate]

i only paid the hive like 17 times

[cunning agate]

o7

[humble current]

Heres some cash

[vestal drum]

16 or 17

[vestal drum]

Alr lil bro

[cunning agate]

shut up

[jade creek]

[vestal drum]

:(

[cunning agate]

[stiff heath]

your age

[vestal drum]

Literally

[cunning agate]

🪩

[humble current]

"Youre"

[stiff heath]

shush it

[jade creek]

[stiff heath]

:3

[humble current]

[vestal drum]

He failed English almost twice don't judge him too hard

[cunning agate]

I can smell u through the screen gng💔

[stiff heath]

ion i blame you for making me type here

[cunning agate]

such a geek

[humble current]

Always here to help

[stiff heath]

its gonna be three bro

[cunning agate]

[humble current]

I could tell with the million stutters during the stream

[stiff heath]

SHUT

[humble current]

bro was doing a select on gd

[stiff heath]

its not that bad

[humble current]

😭 🙏

[vestal drum]

Thats a whole different problem

[vestal drum]

❌ ❌

[stiff heath]

idk how i came up with select before attempt 💀

[humble current]

and you instantly fell after

[stiff heath]

😭

[humble current]

genuinely what was going on that stream bro

[stiff heath]

im like on something bro

[humble current]

Beat ur siderush, ran to his base with no issue, walked off before making it

[odd stirrup]

I may have just wasted 7 dollars

[humble current]

😭

[humble current]

wot did u do

[stiff heath]

shush

[odd stirrup]

700 whole cents bro

I could get McDonald’s with that

[stiff heath]

i also walked to like 5 people's bases and didnt break their beds too

[vestal drum]

Don't say anything q

[worldly swan]

[humble current]

indirect teaming </3

[vestal drum]

You walked off of bridges more than you went to bases

[stiff heath]

natahn wasted alot of his money on mcdees so idk

[stiff heath]

true

[stiff heath]

shush

[humble current]

fish filet 🔥

[vestal drum]

Holy moly its churro

[odd stirrup]

So I payed for a custom tag on Zeqa but I didn’t get it, and staff stil hasn’t responded

[vestal drum]

Worst menu item btw

[stiff heath]

yeah me and antahn roastrs toyuu ofr that

[worldly swan]

And its NathanK

[humble current]

Bro </3

[odd stirrup]

But I’m also impatient

[humble current]

...

[vestal drum]

Antahn 💔

[humble current]

you DEFINITELY wasted 7 dollars

[stiff heath]

he lowkey smells fr

[odd stirrup]

I know, laugh it up 🥀💔

[vestal drum]

Ok buddy boy

[humble current]

What english just came out

[worldly swan]

I agree but dont let him know I said that

[stiff heath]

and you didnt share your chips ahoy with me

[humble current]

well no i just feel bad

[stiff nymph]

Who let this guy yap

[stiff heath]

aight

[vestal drum]

What the non

[stiff heath]

russian

[humble current]

You called me FAT

[stiff nymph]

Who r u

[vestal drum]

WOWWWWWWW

[humble current]

LOL

[stiff heath]

it was an accident

so why when type in caps it delets it

[humble current]

Yea yea

[stiff heath]

whaat aree tsofdofgj hvie

[worldly swan]

Mb

[vestal drum]

Never seen this kid in my life btw

[stiff nymph]

@vestal drum getting a new laptop when my boy

[granite cave]

🫂 buddy

[stiff nymph]

?

[worldly swan]

Apple!!

[vestal drum]

When I'm not dirt poor

[stiff nymph]

Tis ragebait

[vestal drum]

💔

[humble current]

I agree

With whatever you said

[stiff nymph]

Na bro I feel that tho

[stiff heath]

you are atleast 10% of mcdonalds stock

[vestal drum]

Cast a spell!

[stiff heath]

thanks

[stiff heath]

wizard

[vestal drum]

😭😭😭

[stiff nymph]

🤨

[vestal drum]

I have more money worth of McDonald's points than cash and that's not even a joke

[humble current]

thats impressive

[stiff heath]

can a staff please pin that

[stiff nymph]

Imma spend that on one stick of ram btw

[vestal drum]

BRO 😭

[stiff nymph]

These absurd ahh prices

[vestal drum]

Prob couldn't even get one stick 💔

[stiff nymph]

You think they’d settle for half of one?

[humble current]

yes

[stiff nymph]

🙏

[humble current]

🐏

[stiff heath]

🐐 dude its me

[stiff nymph]

Get a load of this guy

[vestal drum]

Maybe 😭

[humble current]

🍔 you mean this?

[stiff heath]

ok bro

im not oficey

[stiff nymph]

Holy unoptomistic

[vagrant harness]

aayaayaayaayaayn67676767

[vestal drum]

Me when I'm told to tell the biggest most unbelievable lie in the history of humanity

[stiff heath]

see that would be calling you skinny

[humble current]

qv19v, the next oficey

[humble current]

hihi cam

[stiff heath]

well i got the chat so im halfway their

[vestal drum]

93 dollars worth of McDonald's and 70 in cash btw

[stiff heath]

oh hell nah

[stiff nymph]

Me when I see ur comments 💀👩🏻‍🦽

[vestal drum]

That's when we tell the truth

[vagrant harness]

hruu:3

[paper knot]

yea idk why, I couldn't join hive NA for a few days but now I can and it's very laggy

[stiff heath]

yep

[stiff heath]

on oppiste day

[humble current]

ye now just 1v1 dream on minemen java and make a short abt it

you'll be the exact same

[stiff heath]

true true

[stiff nymph]

Me watching this goat 1v1 Avery and losing half his fights

I’d expect u to nvr lose

[stiff heath]

never said i was good

[stiff nymph]

🫠🫠🫠

[stiff heath]

dude i can feel myself getting smellier and more glued to my chair typing here 🥀

[stiff nymph]

Then ur goat status is fake

Ur not real

[stiff heath]

im a goat at dying

[humble current]

finally ur noticing

[stiff nymph]

U and Nathan both are

[stiff heath]

nah nathan the king

lt1 in voiding

[stiff nymph]

POV every Nathan moment

[stiff heath]

600lbs life

[stiff heath]

nah

[cunning agate]

L no gif perms

I have the perfect gif too💔

[stiff nymph]

Q moment when?

[stiff heath]

all the time

[humble current]

basically

[junior sparrow]

more like qv19v moment

[somber grail]

[stiff nymph]

Do share I need to archive them so I can sell them for ram money

I’m that dirt broke

[stiff heath]

bruh

[humble current]

selling q moments for 1 dollar for hour of moments

[vestal drum]

You're already glued to your chair, ik that thing crying for help every time you get near

[uneven grove]

ram money 😔

[stiff heath]

thats just my streams

[stiff heath]

ok bro

[stiff nymph]

Nathan u simply can’t speak

[lucid basin]

@grizzled garden

[stiff nymph]

Ur laptop is waiting to end it all as we speak

[junior sparrow]

hold on it might be worth more

[stiff heath]

ima go now before i become caseohs mods

[junior sparrow]

sell it for 2 bucks

[humble current]

One of us, one of us

[junior sparrow]

thats double the dollars

[stiff nymph]

That ain’t enough

What’s he gonna buy with that

[vestal drum]

I could make bank with that tho

[junior sparrow]

a lollipop :D

[vestal drum]

Q can I use you as a full time job

Nvm

That sounds bad

[stiff nymph]

Bc ur bank is cobwebs rn

[humble current]

[stiff heath]

so pause

[vestal drum]

There's some flies there too

[stiff nymph]

Gl finding such a thing in this Econ

[junior sparrow]

maybe its time for nathank moments

[vestal drum]

💀

[stiff nymph]

Sell one for pocket change

[vestal drum]

Please no 🙏

[junior sparrow]

starting with the mcdonalds point amount

[stiff nymph]

Nathan bouta sell his soul for pick pocket money 🙏🙏🥀

[vestal drum]

WHAT

[stiff heath]

nathan would honestly fight a bear for a big mac bro ong

[junior sparrow]

NAH

[stiff nymph]

Lard

[vestal drum]

Bouta sell my soul for a McDonald's fry bro

[stiff nymph]

Nasty greasy ahh bro

🫠🫠

[vestal drum]

Depends on the type of bear

[vestal drum]

I'm American what do you expect

[stiff heath]

oh we know bro

[junior sparrow]

bro taking on the whole zoo at this rate

[vestal drum]

😭😭😭

[stiff nymph]

Listen bro get the 6piece nuggets at least they have some type of protein

Be semi healthy if ur gonna be a house irl

[stiff heath]

nathan the hippo enclosure

[vestal drum]

Forget 1 gorilla vs 100 men, it's gonna be 1 gorilla vs 1 Nathan who wants McDonald's

[stiff heath]

LOL

[vestal drum]

40 piece

[stiff heath]

another stsff pin that

[stiff nymph]

Nathan gonna get insta 1 tapped

[stiff nymph]

Holy lard

Please downsize

[uneven grove]

i don’t know what the person who came up with the 1 gorilla vs 100 men was on 😭

[stiff heath]

real

all in favor of the men winning say i

[stiff nymph]

A guess to see who’s more likely to win

[stiff nymph]

R they armed men

[uneven grove]

hmmm i wonder

[uneven grove]

no

[stiff nymph]

Then they r not winning

[uneven grove]

😭

[stiff heath]

we aren't real

[vestal drum]

🍿

[junior sparrow]

a ten piece mcnugget has 480 according to google so that means 40 mcnuggets is 1,920

[uneven grove]

do you really think 100 men working together at once couldn’t take out ONE gorilla 😭🙏

[stiff nymph]

You expect 100 men to take one gorilla

[vestal drum]

LIGHT SNACK

[stiff heath]

ok diamond

[stiff nymph]

An animal than can lift you with one hand?

[stiff heath]

yess
100%
on my life bro

[uneven grove]

fun fact: gorilla ≠ godzilla

[junior sparrow]

who

[stiff nymph]

U cannot be fr

[vestal drum]

💔

[stiff heath]

gd youtuber

[stiff nymph]

This guy isn’t real

[stiff heath]

i am

[humble current]

i feel like a gorilla could js swinf its arm and knock out like 5 ppl

[vestal drum]

This is true

[humble current]

and js keep doing that

[junior sparrow]

this tracks

[junior sparrow]

BRO??

[vestal drum]

But like stamina

[uneven grove]

do you know how fast a gorilla would collapse due to exhaustion

[stiff nymph]

It would do that to all 100 😭

[vestal drum]

It can't do that forever

[humble current]

True

[stiff heath]

so a gorilla doesn't have infinite stamina bro

[stiff nymph]

Na rlly 🤨

[uneven grove]

literally every credible person says the 100 men would definitely win 😭

[stiff heath]

nice message nathan

[humble current]

So it kinda depends how quick the gorilla knocks out the ppl

[vestal drum]

Bro what even got flagged

[humble current]

Nothing

[stiff heath]

here's my take

[humble current]

U js csnt do too many caps

[junior sparrow]

i mean they have more muscle so wont take that much

[stiff heath]

the men can use the fallen men's bones as weapons

[vestal drum]

The worst set of words imaginable bouta get typed

[stiff heath]

ok bro

[vestal drum]

I wasn't wrong

[stiff heath]

how is that bad

[humble current]

WHAT is this diabolical take

[stiff nymph]

It would take minima effort depending on gorilla size we assume we r fighting a fully grown male in his prime age

[junior sparrow]

but come to think of it i doubt a gorilla would want mcdonalds

[stiff heath]

ITS A VALID ONE

[vestal drum]

Nono it's defending the McDonald's

[junior sparrow]

why would it defend it

[stiff heath]

humans are literally designed to make a weapon outta anything
soooooo

[junior sparrow]

it would not care

[stiff nymph]

He wouldn’t know what it is

[humble current]

make a machine gun out of grass

😭

[vestal drum]

Cuz it's like trained to

Idk 💀

[stiff heath]

bro

[stiff nymph]

U r so pale

[stiff heath]

put me in the for 100 men

[vestal drum]

Q destroyer 9000

[stiff heath]

i'll gladly do it

[stiff nymph]

Find some sunlight

[stiff heath]

ok bro

[vestal drum]

I know :3

[stiff heath]

holy

[vestal drum]

No :3

[stiff nymph]

👩‍🦼

[stiff heath]

vampire

[uneven grove]

even without weapons the 100 men would still stomp the gorilla

[stiff nymph]

This u g

[stiff heath]

exactly

anything on the battle field is fair game i say

[humble current]

Since we're on the topic of this

who wins: 1 billion lions or the original gen 1 pokemon

[vestal drum]

Pokemon

[stiff heath]

the pokémon

[vestal drum]

Nvm lions

[stiff heath]

and i know nothing about pokémon

[vestal drum]

Q can't be right

[stiff nymph]

Which Pokémon specifically

[stiff heath]

there like 5 flying ones or something

[vestal drum]

Gen 1

[stiff heath]

there's no way they lose

[vestal drum]

So like the first 151

[stiff nymph]

It gotta a name?

[vestal drum]

With like Pikachu and Mewtwo and stuff

[stiff heath]

🤓

[vestal drum]

Bro 💀

[vestal drum]

Thanks q

[humble current]

Idk i feel like

[stiff heath]

bro mewtwo
dawg they can solo

[stiff nymph]

U act like I’m u

I’m not idk this stuff

[humble current]

theres js sm lions 😭

[vestal drum]

Mew can also learn any move

[stiff heath]

THEY CAN FLY

[humble current]

Aand 151 pokemon

They cant fly forevwr tho

[stiff heath]

ding ding ding

[vestal drum]

Mew would legit use fissure, cause a massive rip in the planet, ad just win

[uneven grove]

1 hydrogen bomb vs 1 ant

[humble current]

Ant solos wdym?

[stiff heath]

it's a billion lions
that's like rhode island worth of lions

it's not that bad

[uneven grove]

real

[vestal drum]

In order for the bomb to win it must first kill itself

[stiff nymph]

So it’s a tie?

[humble current]

[stiff heath]

more doors or wheels

[vestal drum]

This one I never really thought much about

But prob doors

[stiff heath]

i do be in an agreement with you