#๐ใปhive-chat
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๐ญ how
hes biting my toes
I'm bad at sg but I can try in sw yes
Did I hear that correctly (am I deaf)
Cats are weird
hes almost 1
aigh bet bet I'll ping you if I'm still awake later
Hes just a baby
hes my baby
Yes it'll just have to be after my work since im in the office rn
Cats = car, end of discussion
Yeah I know imma steal him
that's fine twin
why not me
yo
Iโll take both
oki good but i have 4 other cats
oki can i bring my ipod
Maybe
i need it for ariana grande i wont tell anyone i promise
Okay fine
can i also download selena pls
please please please pleaseeeee
Fineee
thank uuu
nini emmi
โEmmiโ
im immo 3 rn
Wot
it took blood sweat and tears
it gets easier
sowy nini Emmi
trust
Fine
sure
get a good duo
I guess Iโll put up with it
i dont like capitalism
good coms is all u need tbh
Okay
im mute
yes in my bee
LOl
bed
ps5 on tv
yeah you got it
i have faith in you
been tryna grind hive and get better at beds and sky but this is a whole diff level
too many sweats im getting cooked
oh pvp is too complicated
yeah i just learned how to jump bridge like 2 weeks ago ...
Same
twins
ello chat :p
Fr
I learned yesterday
and i dont like playing solo i rather play duo beds with someone with comms
its just better
here's a cookie, show me around the place ^^ ๐ช
I'm new here tho
its my first day!
no ur nawt :0
I've only sent like 20 msgs in this chat
Same
u get a cookie too for being honest :D ๐ช
yeah but everytime i got into lookin for party people dont wanna vc and thats just an instant no
i gotta vc im a yapper
Me too :0
can we be frens :p
alr but fyi just to let u know im unc
like old man
hi
dw, im a retired hive player specialist
Almost as old as me
how old is the ocean?
๐ฅค Imma drink it all
be4 that, is it a soup
cuz if it is, it'd be weird to drink soup out of a straw :p
Oh wow
maybe
fork it is :d
ill give you some croutons on feb 29th 4pm meet me here
for now i say my goodbyes see u soon!
double it and giv it to the next person :p
E
how would u like some cookies hm? :p ๐ช
Woioo
id love some cookies omg tysm

Yeda isn't here anymore
Cubee 
with whipped cream & sprinkles? ^^
hi
Who ghost pinged me?? AHHH
YES PLEASE

cant forget the toasted marshmallow on top :p
I'm FREE

which also sucks cuz now i hav to find someone else to annoy.
OH IMSO HAPPY
๐ฅน๐ฅน
good morning chat :D
clean up on aisle 4๐งน
๐
and a melted piece of chocolate, smoosh all those together with ANOTHER cookie :D
am i going too far? :p
NEVER next put it on a milkshake please๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน๐ฅน
alr, ๐๐ฅ๐๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ญ
and somehow turn it into a cake :D
okay now were going too far

alr alr, ๐ฎ๐ง๐๐ฅ๐๐ง๐๐ข๐ง๐
oh oki thank uu

by just imagining, it's soo satisfying to watch i-i
I think i might've invented smth, what should i name this delight :p
super yummi for $25.99
Eat zucchini
yea im running out of ideas, how bout just a normal cookie :p ๐ช
Starry! Hru :D.
sliced cucumbers are better
๐ซ i got u
im so great how was your trip!!?
Cucumber with seafood dipping sauce :3
thank you bro ๐ซ
nonono, it'll slide right off :p
cucumber with mayonaise :D
Soooooo very very nice gooooooood๐ฅฐ
NOW go take on that responsibility ๐ฅน ๐งน
great great im glad>0<
UGHH fineeeeeeeeeeeee 
Be the hive aisle janitor u were alsays destined to be 
brbrbrrbrbr
๐ฃโโ๏ธ on ice
Add shrimp roe for a premium look.๐ฅฐ
gig
Yeyyy Thanks you ^^
Now we're talkin :D
..whipped cream? :p
imma turn that into a giggle, watch
ofcofcofcofc>^<
โ
ohno
I graee
The cream might not go well with mayonnaise.
can u rearrange the dairy products on aisle 16?
Yes ma'am :D.
And u?
Yea ur right, mustard?
yes i can....
i was always more of a mustard fella :p
It will look good if it fits perfectly.
my last trip was oki ty
tysm :D
That was the employment experience, how was it? :p
Good to know >o<.
tytyty

Yey yey yey yey
i already am employed irl, so i dont think i want to be employed online too... 
Soo it's all about looks and less about taste?
Ur a goddamn artist :p
hi
hellooo
shoo ๐งน

whaat? i sweep random things
im a blueboi :p
Youโre clearly mistaken here, you wanna be both 
Believe me, that's impossible
Yes, I am an artist. Hehe :3
I also wrote a song about food. It's called "yummy" :p.
ugh youre right, i want to be employed online sooo badly too
I also heard ur other songs called "Oooo" and "Mmmm"
right
Hmm, I never wrote that song.
Right, currently working on getting that third job in on the ISS
imma dip ur resume in chili if that's alright :p
thats fine xd
clearly one of em is a collab :p
I've written more than 50 songs in total.
Can i eat 10% of ur songs :p
I'll pick em for u to save sum time
Do you want the lyrics to my song?
Instructions unclear: i spilled the chilli in aisle 4
u know wat that means :D ๐งน
im on my way cleaning aisle 4
im okie ty
are u really an artist? :p
Sure
Is ur pfp effect an unside down fishbowl?
Not yet, but I will be competing to become a K-pop artist :3
Oooo 
Break a leg :p
It's jelly
a blueberry hamster :p
Huuuu
Thank you
chat really evolved so much, we're in another era of hive chat :0
Ya dont mention it ^^
Hahaha
hav my last cookie ๐ช
Nice
oh you too?
howd u type so fast
shame on u ๐ซต

Yall my friend got (falsely) banned on the hive and to appeal this I need the ban ID or whatever but whenever I join instead of showing that it shows "Server not found, disconnected from host" what do we do
yea u, shame ๐ซต
poke poke
NAHH
yea ur right, fame ๐ซต
see fellas, all u gotta do is just ask nicely :D
wharrado
nah. if I poof out of existence right now, it creates a hole in the atomical structure of this plane of existence
in other words, everything will unexist
real
Let's just say we Ctrl+X
ctrl + x does nothing unless you ctrl + v somewhere else
thus I continue to exist
and dw, we pasted u someplace else
a random place in the entire observable universe :p
I still exist

now I like to believe there's a statue or something that resembles u that exists somewhere in the universe :p
lame ๐ซต 
Why cant I connect to the hive ๐ญ
ur an iridium apple :p
๐ซ Just go for it
let it all out :p
๐ซ

ive been watchin chips and eating tv
๐ญ
it doesnt sit right with me any longer :p
weather balloon!!!
Uhhhhhh
hey you
NO Way ur still here :D
yes way
can u sign my bee plushie :p 
๐ฌ๐ต๐พ๐ญ๐ฏ๐ป
๐๐ฑ๐ ๐ฝ๐ฑ๐ช๐ท๐ด ๐๐ธ๐พ
why welcome
get counter signed ๐ซต 
๐จ๐จ๐จ๐จ
Are yall NA? bc I cant connect even tho I can on other servers
counter strike two?!
nope
it's back to be great :p
Bro ๐ญ wth are spectrum doing
eating tv with me 
๐ซ imma squeeze you
Just took a wild guess there :p
โฑแต'หข แตแตแตแตแตโฑแถ แตหก i-i
||banknote||
Gimme
Sorry, im too hungry ๐ฆ

wilson :0

mwhehehehehe
I do not eat wilson
hive socks 
my mom pulled up to my room to whisper in my ear that she signed me up for a hair appointment while I was sleeping
hint: the flashlight's pointing the way to eternal paradise
๐
sounds like something from a scary movie icel
"๐ " ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฅ
a statue? that's just me, since I move less than a statue
fool
even space has air
aand u sorta exist and dont exist soo um.. shame? ๐ซต
Its pointimg at the Ultimate crown symbol!! Is Hive U the way?? ๐ฑ
wat i meant was, do statues hav air? :p
(or is Hive U in the way of ||banknote||??
EVIL Hibe U!! ๐ฑ
"how much u got"
"U."
to me, sounds like ur holding ur banknotes hostage :p
The hell did I walk into
I am going to
to go full weeping angel on you
i'm good ty
nuh uh
keep looking
too tired :p
I haven't fed my Banknotes in a while ๐
how long has it been since ur visit in zimbabwe :D
imma just assume youve been in breadland for a couple days :p๐ ๐ ๐ ๐
walk away
What?
bloo giggle w- walk awae :D
You scare me blue yk that
or more preferably, waddle :p
๐คจ
<))>
_|\_
๐ซ ๐
we hebben een serieus probleem
noo u dismantled it i-i
I cannot stop speaking dutch oepsie woepsie

In April it will be a year since i came back ๐ฆท
I don't want to leave Australia again though :) ๐๐๐๐
moneyless has teeth, myth debunked :D
๐ณ
i hav a new collection of coins and bills from europe before the EU, wanna check em out tmr? :D

Yesye yeysy yes!n wowowow!!
๐ฑ๐๐๐ฆท๐ณ
wakey wakey
if ur hapi and u know it clap ur hands 
gday m8
hi apple and blue
on the house ๐
@real oak hellow
hey clud
how do you do
๐
me also
nicee
yoo do yall know how to apply for tiktok rank?
good is me
i came home from uni 2h ago
๐ซ๐งฒ
but i have to go there again in an hour ๐ญ
bruh ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
unis are genuinely so bad at making schedules
FR
classy :p
yeahh ๐ญ
its more boring when fasting aswell ๐ญ
its always that or 3 lectures back-to-back there is no inbetween
Oh ๐ณ
๐ญ
๐ซ 
๐ซ
drink lemon juice from a sock and hope for the best
๐๐
watch the class gets cancelled the moment i step into uni
LMAOA this happens too often
the prof sends a nice lil email 5 mins before the lecture
like 
i would SCREAM
Gn
frr ๐ญ
idk how many times my bsf sent me voice msgs as rants abt it
LMAOAOAO
๐ญ๐ญโ๏ธ
with or without the hamster in the sock? :p
gonna do the same in 2h LMAO
do hope not LMAOA
๐ญ
I take ab 30-40 mins to get to uni
if sth like that happened to me Id lowk cry
public transport
ah
nah tbh its not that bad its just a decent bit to walk
I enjoy walking just NOT in winter
yes
yeahh I walk like a penguin on the ice
Whey guess whos back scrim
PenguinFr
LMAOA @barren tundra new ign drop
LOL
@gilded veldt is a ๐ฝ โฝ

haha!
comedic genius over here!
wth
_E
Hes a cornball
ah
Or she
haha funny
Idk
clud is a he
Thought so
@solid sonnet
WAIT IM JK
clud is a girl
i thouhgt it was obvious
Idk
Yea, i do believe she is a she
no
See
Huh
Really??
he/he
HEE HEE
umm 

I don't believe you ๐ญ
Idk what to believe anymorre ๐ญ

maybe I'm a male. maybe I'm a woman. maybe it's maybelline.
onion!
Maybelline New York?
i vote cludfr is a MAN
Hello male


whales
why hello there

Yes ๐ช๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐จ
but like a feminist probably
my face reveal
i wonder why u up rn
I love women
idk either

i do know that
ive js been up
i remember uu said uu love when ur female friends are baddies or wtv
Because Clud is a man
erm
ah
oh yeah all my female friends r gorg
BAHAHHA im right
that's like the question of a decade


Me too

how often would you like me to remind you
I got flashed
you're welcome
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
</3
it's okay guys it's just some white..
Imma call the United States government on you
Oil? Where are you currently located?
I'm crine
I will throw bread at anyone who tries to find me !
In Florida
Heโs in Florida
I think
I took a guess
Florida woman stabs man with a squirrel
Yea nvm keep the oil going to Florida isn't worth all the oil in the world
Me? Or manly Cludfr?
You
I don't live in america >:)
Respawn
๐คญ
So youโre a alien
Woah, i never realised!!
Realizing
Do i even exist??

๐คจ
<))>
_|\_
Somewhere on your manly keyboard

Hive should add gambling to the server
Yes
This will greatly improve profit
Instead of buying pets you should be able to pull for them
Step bro harder is a crazy name for a Xbox account
Who would do that
Ig I'll add a different connection then
Can you tell by my connections that I like skywars?
e
Painwars ;-;
Tormentwars
No it's agonywars
I think it's lovelywars
so many real
๐ซ
Hi @uneven seal
my stomach is up to no good
Hii
oh hi Aecii
-100 social credits
eeeeeee
eeeeeeeeee
Man you suck at this
E.
Never gamble
If (when) I get it right, how much more will I earn

I'll be generous and say 250
Im putting my foot down type E

350
270
325
295
I need to make some money back on this. 315 final offer
teehe
Eee
You js left me on a cliffhanger </3
Oiiai
I'm the one giving the money here 305 final offer take it or head for the mountains
@safe wadi Zayan are you carry me in bedwar LATER
I forgor
Breadwars
What a game
Im not sure thats what I called it ๐
Meet in the middle, final. 310 plus ill gift u something
What if I hosted a sw tournament worth 3 months of nitro
What if u finished the negotiation
I'll take it
But you have to sell your soul
๐ ||e||
If you can't predict it
U already said take it, gg
what am I reading
Lore accurate description
Donโt know if I love it or hate it ๐ค
Season 5 is going to be bread theme ๐๐ฅ๐ฅ
I heard it's gonna be treasure wars theme

Woah
We already had that in season 1 I believe
Pirate theme
ARRRRR
Cyber pirates
Har har har
I would love a cowboy season
Rah
This 
Mine would be frost season 

Winters ending tho
thank lord Im getting my model o this weekend
Maybe for you, what about the majority of hivers. Antarctica.
Hii
I knew you were a penguin
Morninnn
Nnnooosquak ||๐ง||
Mornings aren't my favorite thing but we ball how r you
Doing great
Hey isn't that junji's character in your profile?
Ahh I forget her name
||if you click on this you have to set your status to โI love ducksโ for a monthโ||
andd i messed up
Ggs

Lol ๐
Most likely he has some of the freakiest characters and for some reason my Pinterest is filled them
As you should
XD

Me when vis doesn't say hi: ๐
@barren tundra fake horrible terrible visually challenged friend

Pufferfishing


That's a lot of issues in one sentence
he tends to have those
can i say "vape" or no
e
it seems like i "can"
Aeecii!
eeeeeeeeee

we hebben een serieus probleem
hello acey ๐ฅบ
bro
ur done for buddy ol pal matey
whar
ok
๐ฅน
I lowkey gotta make an emoji of my skin similar to that one
Eh?
Hi aci
e
I see u maxed every gamemode on hive
hows pajan lookin
Correct
Not too bad
osom
Does this include prestige?
XD, fascinating, I gave you that idea unintentionally 
Mhm
Who wants to grind skywars on my account
Lel
Ok bc i maxed my 6th gamemode recently
Pros only
Congrats!
Ty
Im a pro I can get you a losing streak
Ofc!
Nuh uh
I'm currently maxed on everything just waiting for the bedwars update
Yh bc ur a sw sweat
no Im not ๐๐
I do wanna get 100 asap
Plssssss
If u gift it to me 1st
Plssss ๐๐๐
I am poor ๐ญ๐ญ
U gwt reported for begging btw
Btw is that Darwin from gumball in ur pfp?
Plss ๐
No its my axolotl skin
Bro u will get reported for begging
Yup
Then what do I do
Go in hub and ask people to gift you
i like ur thinking
Get a job earn money use that money on hive buy hive u and there u goo
Mhm
top 5 hive most tragic moments
And that too
Ahhhhhh ๐
๐ซ
I better sleep and dream about it
why does my cat literally always race me downstairs ๐ญ
Yooo
Idk why does ur cat chase u down the stairs
@quasi citrus time to start a new beef like good old times
Thats a terrible punch line
pls no im sorry
no like whenever she hears me take ONE STEP she makes a run for it nd lowk flies down the stairs before I do
u dont know the lore
๐ฅน
You should be grateful, a lot of people are magenta these days, regular rank feel unique especially if you're maxed on every gamemode

The fish u on about
thats how we became friends basically
I am not as pro as you
Whats a friend?
Then practice to become good at the game!
It's absolutely free to practice
I am literally pacticing from an year
Did any of u get tge new lunar skin from the event
Can I practice with you
No one will be amazing at pvp in a year
I did
Same
Sadly I don't play hive much, I do play unless for recording a video or for important hive updates or level update
Ok
idk
Bro fell off
I dont have friends Im an alpha sigma lonewolf ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐
-10000 aura
gave myself the ick with this one
Are you the one that had like a girls shadow pfp
I deserve to get assassinated

a what
K
Your old pfp
๐๐๐
Was it a girls shadow in night
I had many different ones but yeah I think?
I meant a frost cave season 
Were you hated? But not serious hate like joke hate
LMAO YEAH
this whole chat gangs up on me sometimes it be like that
Yeah I remember you
That reminded me of a song. 
why hello there
thats never good
How do u remember me?
Because I'm b positive
Nah ur just another corn ball
All I've ever had are fake friends, fake friends,
Kind for killing time on weekends, weekends,
Disappear right when you need them, need them,
And don't pick up when you're calling from the deep end.
But I don't even like me, so it makes sense
That all I've ever had are fake friends. 
Explain to me what a friend is?
oh nah my friends are awesome
"When the cornball is so corny you just stare at the screen" ahh
bart simpson fake smile
love my friends
I want a genshin impact season
Im lowkenuinly configured to the desired quest of living - wise words from me
no bro
yesbro no more henna for you
Splodg344r
yo
u still doing that ๐
I'm gonna do this untill I reach Splodg1000r
dayum
the lack of censoring scares me
It's gonna take some time fs
bud u will get mute ๐ญ
Nahhh I don't do this "repeatedly"
dont u have a REAL j*b
So I'm safe from being muted
I do but it still scares me
fire
Wdym

@alpine bear explain
Mmmmmk
ongggggggg
Shu
all bros accs r banned
Imagine
sorry bro i have a whole packet bro
@dull mango

I will take it thank you
haha no bro

Helolololo
HI CLUDD
esdeekid
HII
Hruuuu
Im alright hruuu
I'm fine too
I don't think I'm evil
iโm bold, iโm eager ๐ฃ๏ธ
hi bold eager
Seems mehdi has ultimate rank here
why do I randomly get kicked out of the server??
8 cps cannot be that high
why did discord flagged you as a likely spammer
It isn't, that's one possibility down then
how are you guys seeing cps
js download some softeware to monitor if you want
shes loving my demeanor
any recommendations?
peak song
lol then how do you know you have 8 cps if you dk
because, my highest cps is 15 and average is 12 to 10, and normally i play on 8 in less intensive pvp
anyway getting back to playing hive
you can test your cps on cps websites
oh no, my mind just goes slow-mo
otherwise you can use a client to display it in game
any client recommendations?
every time you pull
The bakery
You just reminded me of an old Toyota ad (i think it was Toyota)
LMAO
oderso
Hi
@summer rover have u tried voidline
y not
they all do the same thing at the end of the day
true ig
because i already have one i use
no it's a forwarded message
i wouldve kept using latite if it updated quicker
that is the only reason why i switched to oderso
Good point
ah Ive never tried latite
it was decent, did what it needed to for me
Guys anyone know @spiral finch he says he is best bw player he is mobile player btw
Nope
I see
thank you for the recommendation!
realistically all i need is fullbright and 3rd person nametag
maybe lowfire too, but a texture pack can do that
Is it free?
yeah
no it costs you your sanity everytime you queue bedwars
is fullbright just a gamma fix?
basically
I don't play BW on my own 
I cannot live without fullbright anymore ๐
on java it just makes your gamma like 1500% or smth
the mod i used said that anyways
Oh alr
me neither
Same
I want to aee my own name tag ๐
lowkey i never could get into bedwars
i never understood the hype around it, its a mid gamemode for me
Same
yeah, honestly idk why that isnt a vanilla feature
Does Flarial do that?
all clients do that afaik
No
I miss using onix
yea it was nice
only thing is
maybe one day who knows
How long have u been using it before it was gon @gilded veldt
its like the only paid client
I used it for ab half a hear if I remember right
personally im not gonna pay for a subscription to play a game ๐
I get that
depending on my financial situation I would
Im in the mood to make a new skin
make me one too thanks
if you want to you can
Is using a client going to lower my FPS?
sure Id just need u to lmk what u want bc Im not making u a skin like mine ๐ญ
shouldnt
you can make it based of my main skin if you want, idk
i dont even wear my skins much anymore so i cant tell what i'd want ๐ญ
oh ๐ญ๐ญ
alright send it to me Ill see what I can do
skin file or a pic of it?
yes
they wouldn't let us openly discuss a cheat client

skin file preferably
im pretty sure if something isnt allowed on hive then flarial blocks it
its not a cheat client tho
alr
test
Please don't test here
why did skinseed update
nd now I accidently saved a pose and idk how to delete it help
Hey
@real oak do you use skinseed
no skinseed
Eight 1v1 me
it's an app I use to make skins
Ah
Nahh i js came back home
Oh ๐ญ
What's ur lvl?
I stink at sw
In?
He's max in every mode
Skywars
Sw? Or bw?
140 i think
love when I can now see the back of my skin with just one click! useful!
Im so bad
๐
Oh niceee
I lowkey do the same
Oh..
๐๐๐
U ok?
What lvl r u
bc how do I stop looking at my skin's backside
Im lowk losing my mind atm
In SW or bw
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