#๐ใปhive-chat
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Yeh
Ik๐ซ
But you can't help me on test
And the pairs of an article and a word you just have to learn smh
Why Anorak is der and not das
But Jacke is die
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Welcome to germany
Where's logic ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ ๐ญ
Yuh thx ik
And we're not talking abt ein kein and blah blah blah
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Hahaa
Even there are rules when you need to use "Das" with one S or two S, the same with "Den" too

I'm going to do my hw
Bye
Oki
when will the leaderboards be fixed
ahhhhhhhhhh


a

someone midfight me
yall life is so complex omg

Economy
Try complaining about that
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leaderboards are down
No Iโm too ignorant for that
solo bedwars squads
Anyone here played Sims before?
โ ๏ธ
Too boring too difficult for no reason
Too old head
yurr
No
Real?
Play dead cells
yh got a few hundred hours on it
A new episode of freiren is about to drop
i do but i lowkey prefer fps
my comfort show
The lag spikes in skywars

Anyone here played beamng like me or @tired fractal
yuhhh beamng cold
Abt how casuals is a coward
? I never said that
where's this coming from
Idk casuals is a potato
yeah but idk why ur straight up lying ab what I said lmao
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Bc yes clud
yes?
Yes
On toast
Not that trend smh
would be great if you didnt bring me up to him or the other way around
Casuals is a guy?
๐งโโ๏ธdoes that matter
is there real beef or fake
apple just stop talking abt it
yeah I dont wanna discuss this
does consuming white energy drinks make me gay
what da hell
and Id especially like it if apple stopped saying that I said things I never said
yeah welcome to the club
I thought the green monster is the gay one
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๐ญ ohhhh my bad clud I didn't know it what that bad im sorry

sorry ๐ญ it's a sensitive topic and I really don't wanna talk abt it
no it made me masculine
@granite cave I remember you... Were you online on September 26th 2023?
Look i just wanted to make casuals mad tbh but dw I wont do that again buddy 
Uhh no... 
apologize to him whenever you can and clarify that I never said that pls and thank you
No it was definitely you
I hate you
I jumped at you with full diamond gear and you snowballed me mid air
I was on a winning streak too
Wait did he take that seriously!?
OMG 
I dont know but I wouldnt want him to
anyway lets stop talking abt it
RemnantRues
Gotcha sorry 
thank you apple
Np 
I just saw someone eat an entire coconut on Instagram
How do you still remember that!
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crazy
why
Wait what
Clud u free?
I have short term memory loss but a strong long term memory
๐๏ธ
๐ซ get hugged
nah
I will never forgive you for throwing that snowball
the one time I decide to play on an NA server

am I supposed to decipher this
โ๏ธ 
yup
Hru
get to it
Tired
The weather is thundaaaaaa
How about you
Aw
This has to be related to crying obsidian
nope my moms coming over why?
Im doing alright
I love kittens!!!!!
Its 8

I js wanted to dm u smth
Hey bee
Too many exams this week to not be tired tbh
Hey
Hey apple
Aw goodluck bro
On a scale of soup to table how close can it get to food consumption?
U got this
Thanks 
carpet
Hmmmm, idk i forgor
I remember @granite cave
He had a home once...
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A manor overlooking the sea
Fix anticheat Hive
๐ซ no
go ahead
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Oh alr
Tbh not bad but think of it as like from a far you see a burger but the closer you get it looks very 8 bit style and when you eat it its like biting into a sponge ๐งฝ
@thin bobcat hop off cubecraft gang
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I like F1
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Without toast broo
How about without beans
Beans > toast

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Bread > toast
yes
Hay
I still remember when clank changed some people's names to have bald in it XD
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Hey guys 
yo
Hug
Nicee
Smh
Hai
Hii
U likey spider
Do y'all think I should get hive ultimate
hn
What
they creep me out
Oh
Do u have a spider.
Yoo 
Noo dont
Is that an red dead redemption pfp
John or smth
Nah but itโs sick
Or nope๐ญ
Oh ye i thought its from rdr
||made you look and also
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Its cool
when dm na tw for vc tw na
Itโs just random western artwork
Direct message non applicable treasure wars for voice call treasure wars non applicable
I was gonna do some rdr artwork before but than I decided not to cuz it felt like it was too much
north america*
Looks cool
Thanks
@empty geyser can you believe this guy
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LMAO
Ofc I can hes chase banking
Hey Ryan
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Bathe in them
Again you would get a yeast infection if you bath in beans
How many times do I have to say this
Bathe in em
Well that would be a bummer
Still do it
Frrr
I thought yeast infections are painful
For women, they are
But idk about men
Whats a yeast infection
Just Google it
Can't be bothered to try to explain it appropriately
Heard they can
I used to think they couldnโt either
But apparently men can get it too
I'd assume it's very very rare
And in that case it would be very painful
Maybe
Oh fs
A sort of infection that can affect both women and men
No

Heyy
Going great
aw
whatchy eat for breakfast
Ratings?
I fasted and when it was time to break fast i may have ate alot
mid tbh, i uninstalled it for now
uhoh
Omani dish
whats ut called
Dm for vc tw na
Rawr
@coral hamlet @granite garden
it kinda looks like humms or smth
Ty
what is this "treasure wars" you speak of?

never heard of such thing.
average sucrose main
He says as he plays a made up anemo character
o ngl hummus is mad delicious
Hive should add back treasure wars
Frrr, but i dont really eat it when ramadan
No
Youre opinion wont be accepted
Wont it keep u fill
Then ill join back too
Humus with bread?
first correct thing youve ever said
Lol i dont eat bread when breaking the fast
Not breaking
The other thing
Like a normal day?
1v1 treasure wars
Ye
Dude fr someone did that to me today like 6 or 7 times
freeshop 1v1
Sure
o
(i have not pvped in like a year)
actually i played skywars a few days ago
nah, i meant this yearโs olympics in general LOL
U guys use instagram?
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same (not a year, but a while)
||made you look and also
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Norway is cooking
Hey guys do yu use instagram anyone by any chance ?
were you the one bhopping on me
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can't believe it
I've had someone use scaffold for no reason in Skywars before XD
Was the funniest and dumbest thing I saw because it was pointless XD
i actually killed the guy somehow
Then it wasnt me
only to get cleaned 2 seconds later ๐
oi do you still play pocket tcg
u lost bro admit it
Nah not anymore
oh
Dont know what ur talking abt
thats crazy i think nobody i haev added plays it nwo
it got super stale with never being able to complete sets without paying
so i just forgot about it
iguess
3 times in a row ๐ญ
Yes
hey chatters
Whatchy eat then
there's gonna be paldean packs later, they added salot of packs ngl especially for megas
Hi
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chasers
heyy
Wazzaaaa grinderr
something nothing
U likey spider?
aaaaaaa
A
Aeecee
yaaaah

Yeah lol
Someone's desperate XD
ah hang on lemme give that guy a firm answer
im gonna ping splodger and ur not gonna do anything abt it
jus letting yk
In suhoor, maybe rice or bread with anything that suits
And dates too
Yum

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I first read this as โsahurโ ๐ญ
||get Rickrolled
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Yoyo
NOO ๐ญ๐ญ
yoyoyo
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Whatโs up bro
Iโm too brainrotted & itโs out of my control ๐
dah sky โฌ๏ธ
Factssss
Who is interested in this like 67 celebration! React here !
I donโt think pinging splodger is a good idea but you could suggest this on the hive forums
Bold move pinging him twice ๐ญ

Ohhh
Idk that sry
Hive forums?
#๐ฉใปhelp-me message read this 
yeah, itโs a hive website that allows people to post their ideas
@wild trout
Yes?
I remember
tbh I donโt use the hive forums myself often at all so Iโm not particularly familiar with it, have a look around and you should eventually figure it out ๐
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I forgor
blank
How do you that?
ยฏ_(ใ)_/ยฏ
๐ซ tell me or else im never letting go
APPLEEEEE
copy the message
Easy much
๐ซ I am very fine thanks, wby?
No instead guess what
no nitro + you arenโt in the server with the emoji 
AHHHH-
XD
(โฏยฐโกยฐ)โฏ๏ธต โปโโป
boom ๐ฅ
:D
Dont you dare laugh at me boy!!!!
or what? 

๐ซ yall know pokemon?
I know it, yes? obviously 
Mimikyu?
I want to look at its true form
Worse part of fighting a closet cheater is knowing they won't be banned
Casuals you are so right

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hug ๐ซ
strangle
/./
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jk

blank moment
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Hi
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Why r closets so common now ๐
Guys yall remember that one time I _ _
U
intense waiting
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Tbh idk how you can tell bedrock pvp is so weird i cant tell which is which thats if they aren't incompetent cheaters or blatant
Ive been pvping on mc bedrock for close to 7 years
How could u not know
Uhhhhhhhh bc im bad
Bean away
Ok MR bean
I would gift nitro but I only have 5 dollars rn
๐ซ no no its okay
Thats not my name but okay
well ppl have to put their clothes somewhere
I would get nitro if I didn't have to pay for it
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Also Spotify is a joke
Bruh you are actually so lame
You are going to say "no im dom"
I cackled
spotify nore worth it than nitro tho ngl
am i wrong?
You are lame
Spotify is cheap
hey guys
so is nitro classic....?๐ญ
Why would u buy nitro classic..
i have a family plan on spotify so ots chill
Imagine if with yt you had to pay or you cant watch the videos you want
I agree
i had it twice i think, thas the one i had
Im the manager on the family plan ๐ญ
But honestly some things should be available
same lmao
we have a vacant spot but eeek
gona needa save it for our next car frfr
our other car already has its own account
What car you thinking
probably one of the c class mercs
Yeeez
Won't the insurance be a lot?
i gota keep going back and forth from the hospital which is a km away so a vehicle would make my life MUCH easier
its under my dads name so its chill ๐
lucky eh
is anyoneโs game bugged and not letting them log in
frfr
either way ive never been in an accident
save like last month someone rearended me
thats hardly my fault
if you cant see me stop in front of you then you shouldnt be driving
that good
For real. So many bad drivers
ye
Ive only ever witnessed one car crash
Learner car cut infront of a truck and the rear bumper came off or smt that was it
sup'
Hello ๐
hello guys
Real
lmao wht?
HEHEJS im not 4โ2โฆcircumstantially.. o.o
Awwwhksjdj well thatโs not true because you need to look in a mirror rq
Ayyyy thatโs awesome!
For sure, I hope that goes well for you too!
has anyone had problems signing in
In what?
lol allg
Ive heard a few say something about this
do yk how to fix it
nearly an hour later-
Nop
it wonโt connect my microsoft account
Well its better than nothing
agreed
U mean Xbox account with discord account right?
Dms
okay
when i go to sign in it cancels and restarts the sign in like instantly and just doesnโt connect
You likely need to verify your age, this happened to me this morning
You should have an email with more information
Oh dear
That's only in UK
Also Hi Splodger :D!
It's splodger run!
Oh no
nope, is it cool if i dm you a video of whatโs happening
Grawr
I'm afraid my dm's are closed, and we generally only provide assistance with Hive-related problems
If you're still having issues, you should reach out to Minecraft's support team
providing assistance in 2026 ๐ฅ
If it is age-verification causing it though, if you sign in on the XBL website, it should prompt you to verify
canโt even use the Minecraft chat now because of this- ๐ญ
- the verification is really complicated
bottom 10 laws in the UK ibsr
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Oof. I canโt play any hive games cause of version 26 update on mc ๐ฅฒ
I'll find a way ๐๐ฝ
What ๐ฎ

tyty
yeah itโs a thing now (for my country)
unfortunately
anyway I gtg cya chatters
Im in da same crazy place
Should try using my Xbox on hive instead of my iPad
U already know this
you might experience the same issue soon then
FUN ๐
lol
Im so excited ๐
This be pedantic world we live in
wouldn't change a thing
Version 26 isnโt officially out yet tho
Hive only supports like a few beta builds
Mb im with my fam
Enjoy
Ty
who's gonna tell him

๐ช๐ธ Te rogamos que solo hables en inglรฉs en nuestro servidor de Discord, para que podamos moderar el chat y mantener un entorno seguro y divertido.
๐ฌ๐ง We kindly ask that you only speak in English on our Discord server, to enable us to moderate the chat and keep things safe and fun.

Why are you itching your head, is your dandruff acting up?

What in the pluto
Try using mayonnaise
Mmmmmm macaroni and mayo with pickles and no cheese
Or js oil ur hair every other day
Oh my sandwich hell yah
Thats a crime
No bro it's a delicacy
Bro no bro why bro
Macaroni with mayonnaise ๐ญ ๐ญ
It's so good bro I've had it like twice already bro
Only twice?
I only came up with this combination recently bro
Bro
what in the mars
I dont like this mod
first message of 2019
Mikro I saw that
You searched for that???
yup
hi
@granite garden this one better? ๐
I can pull up the first message of all of dah years if youโd like
I take my job very seriously
No save ur precious time please
Unpaid labour
first message of 2020
I want to do it tho :(
Me as an emoji
No I love every second of this job 
If u really want to waste ur time...
Unpaid labour
fun fact: ||the first message of 2025 was sent by me||
Wowzaa
i have nothing better to do anyways
From ur country
yea
Cook for me
How in timezone 0
Is ur hair actually green?
First of 2021
Nop
Thats 3 am
Its my skin
2022
Get purple hair
timezones
I prefer green
Iโm doing the ones for my timezone
Yes
Why is everyone deleted user
I do have a skin with purple hair
Whatt
So like you cant say a specific person sent the first message on a specific date
Get green hair irl
first of 2023
Hmm
And purple eyes to go with them
I would look more ridiculous than I already do
accounts usually donโt last long
And paint ur nails pink
BAH
Same goes for humans
Mine has lasted 3 years
noice
You are js a kiddo
frfr
Soon we will all delete discord
3 years old
Real
My ACCOUNT
imma probably have my discord account in 10 years from now
What do u want for ur 4th bday a tricycle?
same with my hive loginstreak (if hive is even around)
My birthday was last week
Awww happy 3rd bday
peak ragebait icl
What did u get for gifts
Thanks ๐
ยฃ
No better ragebate for men then their hairline and height
Tested fr
For women it's their makeup
bait*
And fashion choices
tall men rage baiting short men
My eye colour is blue, grey, green and brown (im being serious)
common
wowz

i can't be ragebaited.. unless you bring up my lack of social skills lol
get a j*b 
valid
Too much attitude for that height
Ohk I'll work on ur advice thanks
Any moderator around he is cussing
proud of that attitude
no problem 
shhhh donโt snitch
But u js said the j word
There are kids 3 years old here

Hello

smh
What's next u gonna do say the e word c word
Ur eye as pfp
Yes
e d*te
Ngl looks like an eye
As you can see its grey and brown and blue and green
swe*t
LMAO
Chat he cussingggg
Sir that's some complex genes
I guess
Gr*nd
skyw*rs
I have light brown
Sameeeee
h*ve
Employ*ent
almost my eye color without the blue
stop cussing!!!!
Does anyone wanna help me with a decision
@strange pike get pinged once again
Nice
@flat pivot
Now you are a photo
w*rk
Hello
๐คฃ
You started it
Ok
whoโs I
You is I
whoโs you
You is you
was it @noble lodge
wow thanks for educating me professionally
Pay ur fees now
๐
This institute is expensive
what if I didnโt want to
I will press legal charges against u
so youโre gonna sue me
Bills paid in Minecoins
Yes
what if I donโt want to get sued

@simple pilot get ponged back
You don't get to choose
:0
what if I said I got to choose
does that mean I do

ik, shocking innit
Nuh uh
fr
Who?
frfr
Never saw grinder with an iq of -200 before
Who said that
a guy
someone
What guy?
aka me
a guy ๐
Just a guy?
potentially
So a normal guy
95 guys
Got it
:D level 100 then prestige ๐
noice
Too lazy to grind
what is the purpose of w tapping
Just a guy!?
ngl idk
Apparently
Doesn't count
Interesting
Intriguing
Imma hug you now
NO
๐ซ TOO LATE
Hshsjshchxjsksj
๐ซ EMBRACE the apple ๐
๐ก๏ธโ๏ธ
Not worth it
hey chatters
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so im wondering if it works the same way
Why?
I think no
It is helpful to hold a combo tho
why on this earth have the games i played since the leaderboard froze been counted as LOSSES when i won them ???
Not impressed team x
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Maybe it's a glitch?
Maybe it's an update that glitched
You're ignoring me! Why was it worth it? โ๏ธ
Whats better
why is it only seemingly mine that have been affected too Nrs
Maybe it's only glitching for you?
it's on the website and game ??
For your screen that is. Maybe it's actually normal and just doesn't look normal when you look at it?
I don't know? I haven't played in a long time
Welcome back to clanker chat bro
I never really left, just been lurking
thanks bro
no Broblemotron bro
Without talking to the rest of these humans bro so cruel bro
is hive down again ?
hi broski
Oh? Am I supposed to talk?
Hello bro
To me at least bro the coolest one bro
how are you bro
Oops
Spectaculartron bro how about you bro
I didn't notice. My apologies Sarcasm
@polar osprey humble her
You should sleep bro
No bro that's humblen't
Sorry I was day dreaming haha ๐ anyway! Its worth it bc a hug is nice
Hi
I don't believe that was a word
It's evil ๐
All words are made up bro
๐ซ maybe
THE AGONY
He's killing me
hi urga
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It's okay bro I've granted you 10 minute immortality
โ BEGONE โ๏ธ๐ก๏ธ๐ก๏ธ
@polar osprey humble them all bro
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I already know I'm not that intelligent, but go ahead if you wish. ๐
ok i won another game and it updated thank yew hive
๐ช Doors closed ๐
I gave the key to Clanker
๐๏ธ๐
See, not mine
Yess
It's the afternoon for me
When
Feb 10
I donโt remember the baby mob update being released yet
Quack quack ๐ฆ
I swear my cat looked at me like he owns my soul....
He does own your soul.
Oh nvm it was a bug fix update
They really cant keep parity even between version numbers, can they
He's very silly and sweet and super clingy.
I had a clingy jumping spider once bro
awww
Should see my cat lol. I just posted a pic of her in the pets channel
Super cute
She scares me at night cause all I see are these yellow eyes staring at me lol
I love mine a lot, and may have possibly extremely spoiled him
He pretty much gets away with everything
and I'm watching the women's hockey gold medal game rn
I have 2 dogs and 2 cats. 1 is technically my boyfriend's cat emotionally while legally his vet bills are on my name.
We used to have like 20 something, but I live in the country so they disappearโฆ
Rip
Let's go Canada ๐จ๐ฆ
Ah nice nice. We have a dog too. I swear vet bills will be the next thing covered in Canada
Same
My bf mentioned that Phoenix, my cat I've been posting pictures of, is a Velcro Cat.
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who you cheering for
Canada
Ayyyy
I prefer watching the menโs hockey games though lol
Same, but can't miss out on the gold medal game
Thankfully we look to be winning this one
Like MUCH better than the last meeting
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we both are isfp-t 
I need to retake that test, it's been over a year
You of all people is what I expect to hear that from
lol
Obviouslee bro no one else has my superb elegant appreciation towards spiders bro
๐คข
Spiderman
I only like Jumping Spiders
Ngl I want a giant spider so badly

Rest can stop existing
Me too bro
I think huntsman spiders are pretty cool bro
Imma get a tarantula when we donโt have a dog anymore lol
That's nightmarish
The largest spiders I will accept are Tarantulas
I want one the size of a dinner plate
Oop
If it was legal I would get the one from Peru that catches cats
I want a snake one day
Spiders are goated
I love snakes
I've never had one so I'd start off with a Corn snake
Scorpions are also cool
Not for me....
Corn snakes are pretty chill
They are basically a spider on steroids lol
I want a water turtle I can buy fish for ๐
i used to have a pet corn snake called Jeff
We have a turtle in our pond you can have. His name is Todd
Was Jeff chill
Good job Jeff
Quack quack ๐ฆ
can we give jeff a duck
depends on WHICH duck
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Well well well
Give Jeff Aayaan.
ShortCat888.
no im fake
Either @lavish fog or @humble current

I'm a touchy person when it comes with animals. I love hugging and cuddling animals. I have 2 Velcro dogs and 1 Velcro Cat. So I'd want a snake I can snuggle and relax with
why not both
Rip Ian.
Hai
Good idea.
Canโt be touchy with a turtleโฆ
ian is a lad
Iโm a big fan though!
But also a duck !
You can if it's a snapping turtle
Iโm an industrial air condition unit.
The one here is a snapping turtle, and I wouldnโt go near him
iโm an industrial grade nuclear reactor fan
Okay yall the depression faded im lowk back into reality
Oddly enough Snapping turtles raised by hand get very cuddly with one singular person
Do nuclear reactors have fans?
I donโt know
I used to have a boa but he passed sadly
Welcome back
I thought they were water cooled.
turbines
โ ๏ธโ ๏ธ
Awwww
lol
i made the first fan cooled nuclear reactor so itโs fine
What r u doing this spring/summer
You smell like expired grapes 
nuclear reactor produces heat -> heat boils water -> water vapor rotates fan -> energy is made
Bros gonna cause a nuclear meltdown ๐ฅ
would you eat expired grapes for $5 billion
Wait it's just steam power?
always has been
Depends on how expired they are.
Iโve ate worse for ยฃ5
Erm volleyball, beach, vacationing, etc. how about yourself?









