🐝・hive-chat

[real oak]

F O O D

[gilded veldt]

if its supposed to be bad I wont

thats mean Ash is my pookie

[hasty rampart]

i wonder how spotify feels reccomending me songs in languages i dont understand

[vagrant harness]

NO

[vagrant harness]

MWAH MWAH

[gilded veldt]

great

[real oak]

wdym mean :(

[gilded veldt]

:3

[vagrant harness]

want some water

[quasi citrus]

@hasty rampart vro this dude didn't know how to defuse and we lost

[hasty rampart]

lil dude is not spotify

[gilded veldt]

yeah ik what ur doing lil bro

[real oak]

it aint ramadan yet

[gilded veldt]

I am

[real oak]

awwww :(

[gilded veldt]

I'm spotify premium 🔥

[hasty rampart]

how r u finding my tm8s???

spotify rags

[real oak]

time to see ash's mutuals

[vagrant harness]

ik when ramadan start i will sned u

[gilded veldt]

Ill send u food pics instead

[placid grotto]

Nightfall

[real oak]

WAIT NO

[gilded veldt]

I made both my parents hungry w what I cooked up the other day

[vagrant harness]

YES PLEASE

[gilded veldt]

mwhehehehee

[real oak]

but... whatdidido :(

[vagrant harness]

I BEG

[gilded veldt]

if I dont forget 😭

[vagrant harness]

ANYWAY dms

[gilded veldt]

my memory is one of a goldfish

[quasi citrus]

Kabir my goat in my team

we talked about shawarma

[real oak]

oh i hope u do (this time)

[vagrant harness]

@real oak dms

[gilded veldt]

Ill set a reminder dont worry

[hasty rampart]

idk what that is

[real oak]

i WILL worry

[gilded veldt]

good

[real oak]

[gilded veldt]

[gilded veldt]

[lean iris]

what is that quest?

[shrewd elbow]

[vagrant harness]

OH I NEED that nitro emoji

[gilded veldt]

I can inv u to my emoji server

or I can send u the file idm

[vagrant harness]

SUREE

ur own server?

[gilded veldt]

yeahh its private just for emojis

[shy drum]

hi

[trail ibex]

that one just hits my head lol

[gilded veldt]

the emojis arent actually mine tho I just made a collection n credited in a channel

[runic vine]

[shy drum]

lemee get invite

[vagrant harness]

I LOVE ITTT

[gilded veldt]

sure

[vagrant harness]

:O

[gilded veldt]

@shy drum cant dm u twin

[gilded veldt]

TYYY

[wind osprey]

[gilded veldt]

I was gonna make some more but I didnt finish them

[shy drum]

oh

[wind osprey]

When is the lunar hunt coming?

[real oak]

lol what

[wind osprey]

lunar new year starts on the 17th?

[gilded veldt]

yeah enable dm requests

[real oak]

peak #🎨・skins-textures message

[gilded veldt]

whys he built like an ant

[real oak]

idk 😭

[gilded veldt]

phenomenal 😭

[real oak]

fr

[shrewd elbow]

So they can join bro but me bro your fan AND your friend (I'm lying at the fan part) can't join bro

[gilded veldt]

you never asked 😭

I can inv iyw

[shrewd elbow]

Oh true bro oopsies

[shrewd elbow]

Can't wait to rule the server bro

[gilded veldt]

u can't even send msgs there btw

[shrewd elbow]

It's okay bro my aura will bro

[gilded veldt]

🥀🥀

the aura of a fart bro

@barren tundra where are my new igns

[lime comet]

[shrewd elbow]

[formal maple]

?

what for?

[hasty rampart]

Adv no way

300 ping

[quasi citrus]

yet I got 5 frag

[hasty rampart]

You silly goose

[fallen prism]

I was kidding

[formal maple]

oh-

[gilded veldt]

haiii

[gilded veldt]

[smoky pelican]

for being a nice guy

[lime comet]

[quasi citrus]

@hasty rampart actually the 300 ping is getting to me lmao

[formal maple]

[gilded veldt]

hru pooks

[hasty rampart]

I cant believe u stayed here that long

300 is insane

[smoky pelican]

omg discord mod

[smoky pelican]

hruu

[quasi citrus]

ye I'm tping in cs that's crazy

[granite garden]

Lets go hit tris n shoulders

[hasty rampart]

I agreeeee

[hasty rampart]

We can play mc

[quasi citrus]

alr sure

[lime comet]

I'm alright qt and you???

[gilded veldt]

I'm good

[lime comet]

I'm doing alright and you?

[lime comet]

That's good

[sterile bone]

B

[gilded veldt]

yes of course

[hasty rampart]

Im losing to someone on 300 ping im cryin

[gilded veldt]

what a loser

🔥🔥

[hasty rampart]

I hope ur toes curl foward

[quasi citrus]

why would you spam

[gilded veldt]

no

[lime comet]

[quasi citrus]

nades there lmao

[hasty rampart]

Im just plasting music

[gilded veldt]

[lime comet]

[gilded veldt]

[lime comet]

Kuromi

[gilded veldt]

yeess

[granite garden]

8 sets max 30mins

[quasi citrus]

@hasty rampart gj bro finally killed me

[hasty rampart]

Kuromi so me coded

[hasty rampart]

Im coming for u

[lime comet]

I made a kuromi coin pouch for my cousin

[granite garden]

omg counter strike🥹

[gilded veldt]

OMG do you have a picture

[lime comet]

Yes

[gilded veldt]

show me NOW!!

[lime comet]

OKIEE

[gilded veldt]

TEEHEE

[hasty rampart]

Easy

[quasi citrus]

@hasty rampart nahhh lmao

[feral zealot]

I brought the heartalotl pets and I have the other one to my friend and he got a pet rename pass and I didn't. Why?

[hasty rampart]

LOL

One of my teammates is cheating

[quasi citrus]

ye

[hasty rampart]

Thats why

[lime comet]

[granite garden]

because hes cooler.

[quasi citrus]

im gonna hop off after so i thought I would pay you a visit

[hasty rampart]

You so cute

[gilded veldt]

[quasi citrus]

my team is arguing over smoke

amazing

[hasty rampart]

LOL

[lime comet]

Hugssss

[gilded veldt]

hello Ryanair

[gilded veldt]

[quasi citrus]

bro they called me an unc

[gilded veldt]

old ahh guy

[hasty rampart]

Which one

[quasi citrus]

the punisher guy

[lime comet]

What you up to?

[quasi citrus]

I'll take it as a compliment

they think a 40 yo dad is in their team

[gilded veldt]

dishes 😔 wbu?

[coral flume]

😭😭

[gilded veldt]

you shouldnt

my bad

whats funny bud

[coral flume]

galejai lt palikt

[granite garden]

Hop off n pullup🙄

[quasi citrus]

@hasty rampart lmaoooo

ye I'm playing one more

[coral flume]

nzn tsg idomiai

[granite garden]

hii

[gilded veldt]

mod

[hasty rampart]

Theyre so random

[quasi citrus]

yay

[coral flume]

oh

[quasi citrus]

350 ping let's go

[gilded veldt]

wdym yay 😭

[coral flume]

amc ooked then

[gilded veldt]

yes

[lime comet]

Awww u got this
I finished cleaning a while ago now resting

[gilded veldt]

awe rest well

[lime comet]

Ty and you tooo

[quasi citrus]

@hasty rampart holy I'm tping behind walls

[somber grail]

Hey guys

[bleak locust]

HELLO HUMANS

[gilded veldt]

mwa

[gilded veldt]

skill issue tbh

[lime comet]

[quasi citrus]

im cooking

[gilded veldt]

is it like u perform in sg

[gilded veldt]

[quasi citrus]

nah I'm better in fps

[gilded veldt]

lmaoa

[quasi citrus]

first person shooter

[gilded veldt]

Ill try that someday

[quasi citrus]

nice

[gilded veldt]

n when I do all of u r cooked

[quasi citrus]

☠️

sure

[gilded veldt]

is a promise

[quasi citrus]

tsk tsk

[gilded veldt]

do u doubt my game adaptation

[quasi citrus]

very much

[lime comet]

[gilded veldt]

ull be the first I humble

kidding.

[quasi citrus]

right

[gilded veldt]

[wooden linden]

Vro

[gilded veldt]

yeah dw Ill let you live in peace

Im not THAT cruel

[quasi citrus]

more like no choice

[gilded veldt]

when I get to my dad's pc its over for you

[hasty rampart]

You should hear my team

In coms

[quasi citrus]

there's music in my coms

i barely hear the game

[granite garden]

Drake mentioned

[hasty rampart]

Lord have mercy

[quasi citrus]

right

[gilded veldt]

be glad wifey asked me to be nice to you

otherwise I wouldnt be this considerate nd thoughtful

[quasi citrus]

mhm i believe you

how's superman going

[gilded veldt]

havent even thought of watching it

😭

[quasi citrus]

ykw I'll send you the thing

☠️

[gilded veldt]

what thing

[lime comet]

[gilded veldt]

[quasi citrus]

@hasty rampart I'll leave bro, my ears are gone from this coms

[hasty rampart]

Haha im getting off after this too

[quasi citrus]

3 people blasting music at once

[hasty rampart]

Mine r depressed

[quasi citrus]

☠️

[quasi citrus]

oh wait you didn't hear my mvp music

[upbeat girder]

[hasty rampart]

What is it

Ill know the name

[quasi citrus]

it's niche ncs stuff

[hasty rampart]

Lord

[covert cypress]

hi

[dusk plover]

i swear SG is so broken

i got kicked for walking up stairs

[gilded veldt]

sounds familiar

sg is a bit silly sometimes

[covert cypress]

is sg worth playing

[dusk plover]

also skywars just had the most annoying hacker

sir was using auto bridge and killaura and then says hes lagging

[strange pike]

Depends on if you like getting cobwebbed and bow spammed or not

[gilded veldt]

I like it

[gilded veldt]

😭😭

[covert cypress]

yeah no

[dusk plover]

accurate

[covert cypress]

im an old head who got back on the grind like 4 years ago

[gilded veldt]

tuff

[covert cypress]

im a treasure wars boomer

[gilded veldt]

miss tw

[covert cypress]

im still getting the hang of bedwars but its so annoying

[dusk plover]

its sad that my winrate on sg was higher than my winrate in sky

and yet i main sky

[covert cypress]

that time the game shouldve added ranked

[strange pike]

Sg is more playable

[covert cypress]

wouldve fixed everything

[gilded veldt]

😭😭

I wouldve peaked so hard in tw if I had the equipment that I do now

[dusk plover]

protip: when getting diamond boots from spawn, dont put them on until the coast is clear...

[gilded veldt]

well its not good or anything

but then it was SIGNIFICANTLY worse

[dusk plover]

dude like 7 people started chasing me when i put them on

[gilded veldt]

girl

I like when ppl chase me it gives me kills

[covert cypress]

feet enjoyers

[dusk plover]

at the beginning?

[lucid nexus]

fr.hivebedrock.network

[hard sentinel]

i just came in chat bro…

[gilded veldt]

yeah I usually get the most kills at the beginning

[dusk plover]

[covert cypress]

am i wrong

[timber breach]

I took that into context wrong WHOOPS

[lost magnet]

Yo

[timber breach]

Nah, I know someone who is 💀

[gilded veldt]

HAHAH

hows ur throat girly?

[covert cypress]

the SECOND someone can trade you're gonna complain

[timber breach]

So….so you see….

[gilded veldt]

nah usually theyre rlly had

[dusk plover]

but... but boots...

not feet

[covert cypress]

exactly

[gilded veldt]

😨

[covert cypress]

whats inside boots huh

tell me

[dusk plover]

;-;

[timber breach]

I still have it BUT it’s not contagious anymore

[wraith geyser]

hello hello!

[gilded veldt]

ohh well at least thats good I guess

[timber breach]

8 days and counting bro…

I’m gonna crash out

This stuff is making me mad

[gilded veldt]

😭😭😭

[timber breach]

I had my cycle through it too so I had CRAMPS on top of that this past week

I’ve been through HELL

[dusk plover]

literally me yesterday 😭

the world is cruel

or at least, my world

[timber breach]

Mine just ended today so I’m good

[gilded veldt]

thats hell 😭

[covert cypress]

its just a test to see your loyalty in the grind

get those jump resets up

give me 10 right now

[dusk plover]

i cant

[timber breach]

I always look at it as this is God’s punishment for what Eve did in Eden when I catch you EVE

[dusk plover]

If Eve didnt eat that stupid apple we couldve been flying right now

[left osprey]

Bread

[covert cypress]

do you guys still get called hacks when playing against sky players

[timber breach]

Hey men are stuck with Adam’s apples so I BET Adam lied about not eating it

[strange pike]

yes
and I love it

[dusk plover]

i got called a reacher once, but he must of thought i was actually hitting him with a snowball

[covert cypress]

bro i got called having 5 block reach when they werent even LOOKING at me

[timber breach]

Mobile players are funny abt that LMAOO

[covert cypress]

i was tickling their feet and they couldnt even try to hit me

[dusk plover]

it just goes to show the world is getting worse overtime

[dusk plover]

LMAO?

[covert cypress]

literally how it felt like

[strange pike]

I had some guy call me a cheater and then say he had contacted an admin and if i didn’t leave the current game I’d be banned

[covert cypress]

are we serious

bros calling his pops

[strange pike]

I have a screenshot

[dusk plover]

Some kid got mad at me once and said if i let him win he wont contact splodger to have me arrested

[timber breach]

There’s it one sweat that is very petty and sucks that if someone wins against him, he calls them bad

[dusk plover]

there were like 4 or 5 things wrong with what he said

[timber breach]

[left osprey]

Bread

[strange pike]

wild

[coral hamlet]

Toast is better

[covert cypress]

i got called lucifer by an angry extremist bc i slammed the bum out of him

[dusk plover]

garlic bread is better

[timber breach]

Don’t be afraid drop the ign

[covert cypress]

he was using fire sword while i had a lot of fire prot so he was lowkey the tickle monster

[dusk plover]

DUDE LMAO

[covert cypress]

lemme find the pic if ican

[iron bone]

my child keeps sticking his feet way in the air

[timber breach]

Would be funny if we are talking about the same person

[strange pike]

I love when people try to use fire sword when I have prot 1 and then are confused when they do no damage

[dusk plover]

his feet need to breathe

[timber breach]

Is he doing better??? Oh my goodnessss

[iron bone]

every day he’s getting better and better

[timber breach]

YIPPIE

[covert cypress]

tata_sxhur

[dusk plover]

i block trapped someone in sw and they told me im a wannabe dream

[timber breach]

Darn

[iron bone]

his cpap is down to 5 when he started at a 7, meaning he needs less help breathing

his food is back up to 6ml as well

[strange pike]

lol

[iron bone]

he’s currently grunting

and protesting

[timber breach]

Awww

[dusk plover]

like the last minecraft player i would want to be associated with would be dream

[wooden linden]

How do I change font

[iron bone]

and he’s at the 32 week gestational age mark so he now has natural lighting

[wooden linden]

Oh hi Marcus

[covert cypress]

bro block trapping pros is the best thing ever

i only done it like twice

[wooden linden]

How the boy going

[iron bone]

just said

read up

[wooden linden]

Oh

[iron bone]

he’s no longer covered up a bunch

[dusk plover]

i block trapped a prestige 3 and he didnt say a word to me

[timber breach]

Hey, I prayed for you a couple weeks back so that’s good that he’s doing better now

[wooden linden]

That’s nice

[covert cypress]

fire sword is lethal if you know what you're doing

[dusk plover]

he probably was like

[iron bone]

I’m not really religious but I appreciate it nonetheless!

[strange pike]

That’s cuz he smashed his monitor

[iron bone]

he’s a very grumpy little boy though

[covert cypress]

my friend likes to ragebait the prestiges

[wooden linden]

lol

I was too

[timber breach]

You’re welcome

[wooden linden]

If I didn’t get my milk

[iron bone]

I got my baby shower all planned out too now

[covert cypress]

when that guy called me 5 block reach he said "how are you pres 3"

[iron bone]

and my registry all done

so that’s good stuff

[wooden linden]

W

[timber breach]

Have yall figured out who’s attitude he has yet

[covert cypress]

even told him "gift me ult rn"

[iron bone]

we didn’t get the chance to do it before the birth

[iron bone]

hahahaha me

[wooden linden]

I will give self-defense mechanisms

[timber breach]

AHAHAHAHA

[iron bone]

he’s feisty and ready to fight

[dusk plover]

long ago when i was doing duos with my yt friend and someone said he was hacking while he was recording

[iron bone]

Me 24/7 in this discord

💀💀💀

[covert cypress]

wow bro

[wooden linden]

[covert cypress]

pack of bums lowkey

[wooden linden]

Give him 4

[dusk plover]

i swear some people dont know the difference between hacking and technique

[wooden linden]

Trust

[iron bone]

hes currently crying

and flailing his feet

I think I get to hold him for the first time today

[wooden linden]

Normal

[covert cypress]

atleast when i get slammed i become shocked

[dusk plover]

i bet hes adorable as ever

[iron bone]

I can dm a photo of his big foot

[timber breach]

[wooden linden]

I didn’t cry as much when I was little but I was evil

[iron bone]

lol it’s really tiny actually

[hasty rampart]

🐸

[dusk plover]

baby feet :o

[wooden linden]

[dusk plover]

forg

[hasty rampart]

Forg

[wooden linden]

[timber breach]

I was a very quiet baby

[dusk plover]

i was a loud baby

[wooden linden]

I broke my moms plate while she was eating with a toy car

Like I said

evil

[iron bone]

he keeps being an angry baby

he flails and sets off his monitors

[dusk plover]

I think i just had a lot to say when i was born

[wooden linden]

[iron bone]

he’s like a fish out of water rn

[wooden linden]

Grr

[dusk plover]

and if my mom knew baby speak she probably would have known that i was probably saying some pretty mean stuff

[wooden linden]

Make sure he doesn’t get too much brainrot

[dusk plover]

ngl though my first word was "Bub"

[iron bone]

he’s actively fighting while he goes to sleep 😴

he’s so feisty

[wooden linden]

SAME OMG

[iron bone]

lol

[wooden linden]

he wants to be alone I think

[iron bone]

to bad

[dusk plover]

like it wasnt bububub it was just "bub"

[iron bone]

we’re in the room bc feeding is at 1:30

it’s 1:20

[wooden linden]

Pm or am

[dusk plover]

i heard sometimes parents have a pretty good idea of what their child will be way far in advance

[iron bone]

pm

[dusk plover]

just by what they do as babies

[iron bone]

afternoon

I have a suspicion he’s gonna be hyper

[dusk plover]

LOL

[wooden linden]

I’m going into the snow

And I’m sick

[dusk plover]

im gonna make a waffle

[wooden linden]

Very smart

[wooden linden]

He’s gonna be an athlete

[dusk plover]

My mom thought i would be a movie star

[wooden linden]

Bru

[iron bone]

we’re gonna try boxing or karate or something

[dusk plover]

little did she know i would rather do a more subtle career

[wooden linden]

Self-defense

[dusk plover]

because i hate audiences

[wooden linden]

Nice

[covert cypress]

whats the meta mouse now

[wooden linden]

I’m shy like crazy

[covert cypress]

im still stuck with viper mini

[wooden linden]

I have a stupid redragon

[dusk plover]

I have a redragon too..

[wooden linden]

Still better than bloody a70

Wireless is goated

[dusk plover]

I dont really talk to people very often

irl

[wooden linden]

I only talk to people I know

[covert cypress]

im very interested in getting wireless but keep hearing backlash about input delay

[dusk plover]

truth

[iron bone]

energy release

[wooden linden]

Kind of, mine doesn’t tho

[covert cypress]

redragon huh

ill check it out

[wooden linden]

Ye

I’m not playing hockey for a while

Going back to soccer

[dusk plover]

although i customised my redragon

[wooden linden]

I didn’t

I just got a $50 mousepad

[dusk plover]

my desk somehow works better than a mousepad

like WAY better

[wooden linden]

My desk is supposed to be a studying table

[covert cypress]

which model is it? if you dont mind me asking

[wooden linden]

My setup takes all the space

[dusk plover]

my desk is my art studio

slash gaming area

[wooden linden]

Mine is the taipan m810 pro

Idk what the side button is

[dusk plover]

i have one of those desks that corners with the wall and keeps going

[wooden linden]

Ok

[dusk plover]

like a 90 degree angle

[clear hound]

is double clicking bannable? sm told me they do it and idk if its bannable or not

[wooden linden]

Idk

[dusk plover]

its against the rules i think

[wooden linden]

I butter click

And jitter click

[dusk plover]

I time my clicks

[wooden linden]

What

[dusk plover]

and drag when im clutching

[strange pike]

It’s more of a do at your own risk kinda thing.
Yes it’s against the rules, yes it could get you banned

[wooden linden]

Well I have fast fingers

[dusk plover]

i do too

[wooden linden]

I don’t like drag

If I even use it I would put on my rmb

[covert cypress]

i turned on autoclick and went on zeqa bots and estimated the exact hit time

its like

440-450 ms

[wanton forge]

Yes

[wooden linden]

What

[wanton forge]

I see

[dusk plover]

the zeqa bots are broken

[wanton forge]

Stop

[wooden linden]

Yeah

They click to fast

[covert cypress]

couldnt find any better to test it on anyway

[smoky pelican]

imma a mobile player

[strange pike]

uh what
Just casually admitting to cheating…?

[smoky pelican]

:3

[strange pike]

Orrr

[wooden linden]

At least they admitted it

[covert cypress]

its against a bot

[wooden linden]

Bot

[covert cypress]

also i was using it for experimental purposes

[strange pike]

They’ll still ban you for it
Be careful doing it

[dusk plover]

getting banned from hive or zeqa would be devastating, but not because i couldnt play on it anymore

[wooden linden]

Ballistic Obliteration Missile Bunker

[covert cypress]

i was using it on a different server, plus i wasnt using high cps

[sterile bone]

[dusk plover]

because that would mean all the money i spent would be for nothing

[wooden linden]

I got banned on Christmas Day

[strange pike]

I did the same thing on a bot except I broke out of the map and they banned me for like a week xd

[covert cypress]

thats not the autoclickers problem

[wooden linden]

[dusk plover]

they should remove the mace from bw

[wooden linden]

Cat

[dusk plover]

and add a spear

[wooden linden]

Yeh

[covert cypress]

lunge spear would be insane

[wooden linden]

More op

[sterile bone]

[dusk plover]

lunge spear is too OP

[clear hound]

bw is just a running/chasing simulator

[strange pike]

Still beating the bot gives you cosmetics sometimes and they wouldn’t want people using cheats or bugs to farm those cosmetics

[wooden linden]

15 ems would be reasonable for that

[covert cypress]

zero dura lunge spear

[covert cypress]

100

[dusk plover]

you can use lunge to get around way faster than the jetpack

[clear hound]

spear with jetpack oh no

[wooden linden]

Then no one’s getting it

[covert cypress]

says who

[tacit thunder]

absolutely not then

we do not need more of this

[wooden linden]

Me

[covert cypress]

more running

[tacit thunder]

jetpack is already op enough

[dusk plover]

although clutching with jetpack wouldnt be possible

not jetpack

[covert cypress]

gapple master

[dusk plover]

spear*

at least when you fall

[covert cypress]

spear resets

[dusk plover]

You can get around faster with a lunge 3 spear with elytra than you can with fireworks

if u know what ur doing

[light lagoon]

They'd have to remove saturation, which would add hunger, which would get annoying

[dusk plover]

hunger in bedwars

[covert cypress]

they wouldn dare add it anyway its way too overpowered

[covert cypress]

cubecraft

[strange pike]

Just give it a cooldown and low durability

[light lagoon]

They should add it to sw

[dusk plover]

the mace doesnt even have its full strength in bw

[covert cypress]

no bro

[fallen oasis]

[light lagoon]

Sw is so dead

[strange pike]

I wish skywars was possible to play

[covert cypress]

not a good revival

[dusk plover]

they should add the trident to bedwars

[light lagoon]

Lul what

[fallen oasis]

What i miss in 2026 update

[light lagoon]

It’s not op it’s just stupid

[covert cypress]

HELL no

[dusk plover]

NOT riptide though

[strange pike]

It’s too infested to enjoy now

[light lagoon]

Crossbows in sw would be cool

[covert cypress]

the trident is a combination of bow and sword

[dusk plover]

it is?

[light lagoon]

Jetpack itself doesn’t carry u, it’s the skill YOU have

[dusk plover]

people die to using the jetpack so much

[covert cypress]

me

[light lagoon]

Exactly

[dusk plover]

if you can trick someone into using it 4 times its easy to kill

[covert cypress]

im new to the bedwars strats im mostly carried by old maps and blocks

[light lagoon]

People waste all our resources and fall into the void

What happened to sw kits

[dusk plover]

when your teammate has 16 ish ems and they fall off the bridge before they can make it back

[covert cypress]

dematerialised

[strange pike]

It went bye bye

[tacit thunder]

win condition of this szn. opponent has and you dont gg.

[hasty rampart]

I deleted it

[light lagoon]

Who are YOU 💔

[tacit thunder]

i hate having to use it but it spds game up so much cus of how busted it is

[light lagoon]

Ya this happens alot

[hasty rampart]

cqsuals

[light lagoon]

? No I think alot of people can beat jetpack

[dusk plover]

the jetpack + blaster in cosmic clash is unstoppable

[light lagoon]

U lure them onto a island and just sword them bro

[hasty rampart]

Should i play sg

[tacit thunder]

i mean if someone acc knows what theyre doing

not some random

[dusk plover]

my winrate probably went up by like 10% just by using those two items

also

[flat pivot]

If im not here then how am I still around

[light lagoon]

There’s diff type of jetpackers as well.. I think ur just speaking about generally good people lol

[dusk plover]

if you can have infinite decoys then the amount of turrets you can have should increase

[summer rover]

[flat pivot]

Delphino Plaza

[tacit thunder]

i am since thats the only thing relevant.

[light lagoon]

If ur level 100 and can kill people w/o jetpack.. it’s just an accessory

[flat pivot]

@tired fractal needs some attention

[tacit thunder]

the rest are easy to take care of since they dk what theyre doing

[dusk plover]

the jetpack is my resort if their defense is OP

other than that im fine

[tacit thunder]

i just use it to clear the map for wins fast

makes each game arnd 3-4 mins

[light lagoon]

Well are you usually against bots or sum

[tacit thunder]

No

[light lagoon]

Because when ur clearing map I wld be destroying ur bed

And targeting you

[wraith geyser]

frfr..

[tacit thunder]

then i can outrun u and get stuff if i need to

[light lagoon]

But if ur with bots they don’t know anything

[wraith geyser]

soz im a silent watcher

[dusk plover]

this level 10 won a game full of sweats because of obsidian

[tacit thunder]

and go get ur bed in return

i instantly go get the bed of the person who gets mine if that happens

[dusk plover]

same

[light lagoon]

Sure now what it’s a PvP battle

[onyx coyote]

W bio ❤️‍🩹

[dusk plover]

that way its an even playing field

[flat pivot]

Wgammiiiinnnng

[wraith geyser]

im glad you agree !!!

[tacit thunder]

depends the skill of the other person.
i have a strat the gets me full iron, dia sword jetp, pickaxe, shears, then i go arnd clearing

[dusk plover]

instead of jetpack they should just add a low durability elytra

[tacit thunder]

quick games even if theres some tryhards cus dia sword.

[light lagoon]

Again I usually play with people who r just as fast and wld give u a run for ur money

[tacit thunder]

i run into them all the time

[light lagoon]

Not everything is simple, ur method can’t work everytime

[tacit thunder]

ik, it doesnt

[light lagoon]

I play duos so it may be different

[tacit thunder]

im solos

[tacit thunder]

very different

[dusk plover]

my weapon against sweats in bedwars is wind charges

[light lagoon]

Naw

[flat pivot]

Nou

[dusk plover]

no matter what you do if u have good aim a wind charge goes a long way

[tacit thunder]

the strat is very dif in duos

[light lagoon]

Spheres, dory, fireball > wind changes idc

[tacit thunder]

i dont have anyone to play duos w anyway

[light lagoon]

I play with randoms and rage bait myself

Because they just lose us everything yayyyy

[dusk plover]

i won a solo queued squads game because i did a quad kill with a windcharge

[tacit thunder]

💀

[tacit thunder]

yeah im not about that

rather play alone then do 2v1 simulator

[hasty rampart]

playing hive mm until i run into teamers

[tacit thunder]

1 game then

[dusk plover]

teamers in sg make my blood boil

[gilded veldt]

theyre fr everywhere

[light lagoon]

Dis been the norm

[hasty rampart]

Lets team in sg

[dusk plover]

no i wouldnt want to stoop that low

[tacit thunder]

imo only becomes an issue once one gets a dia sword or iron gear. then its a big problem solely to due dps dif

[hasty rampart]

Lets team in duos

[gilded veldt]

actually Imma hop on sg fr

[dusk plover]

that works

[gilded veldt]

@dusk plover are u EU

[obtuse gust]

hey guys we need to get @ornate ibex yt rank

[summer rover]

teamers in sg make me happy because it makes me realise its 2 free kills

[dusk plover]

no but i sometimes play eu

[gilded veldt]

yeah ur one of them

[gilded veldt]

oh

[hasty rampart]

🤣

[summer rover]

my name isnt cludfr

[tacit thunder]

i want to play sg again but i dont cus of my perfect number kd in it😭

[summer rover]

who??

[gilded veldt]

thankfully so

[dusk plover]

whats the number

[obtuse gust]

streamer with 10k subs

[hasty rampart]

My alt

[tacit thunder]

27.00 exact

[dusk plover]

thats amazing

[tacit thunder]

im maxed lvl so

[summer rover]

yeah wouldnt wanna be known as the non who loses to mobile players, right?

[hasty rampart]

I have a 50kd stat fr

[tacit thunder]

its only annoying cus of missing quests

[hasty rampart]

No cap

[obtuse gust]

AsianYapper has as many subscribers as dragong

[tacit thunder]

but idc

my ocd likes it

[summer rover]

i have a 55kdr stat

[gilded veldt]

its a one time thing please for the love of God shut the hell up

[hasty rampart]

🫄

[gilded veldt]

Domnados you make my blood boil

[obtuse gust]

i have hive+ why is my name still gray?

[hasty rampart]

I still have a treasure wars quest how do i complete it?

[dusk plover]

do /synchronize

[obtuse gust]

ty

[gilded veldt]

once I get a car I'm hitting you with it

[dusk plover]

gj

[obtuse gust]

lets gooo

[summer rover]

"Jarvis how's the ragebait
Looks like they fell for it sir,,

[tacit thunder]

that took a while

[lone moat]

meow

[tacit thunder]

meow

[gilded veldt]

the block button is looking juicy

[tacit thunder]

[summer rover]

didnt you say that like 67 times already

[obtuse gust]

broooo

[dusk plover]

HIIIIII

[gilded veldt]

:D

Idc enough bro

[tacit thunder]

how sweet

[obtuse gust]

i keep getting yelled at for saying 6 7

[gilded veldt]

I'm an absolute sweetheart

[tacit thunder]

vouch

[lone moat]

hiiihiihiiii>^<

[obtuse gust]

who doesnt have the 6 7 emote?

[vague patio]

does someone wanna fix the gifts in the hub lol

[summer rover]

i'll take it as a compliment, thanks

[summer rover]

@gilded veldt fix the gifts

[gilded veldt]

insert apple tired emoji

[tacit thunder]

discord moment

[quasi citrus]

mmmm apple

[summer rover]

apple tired emoji

🍎🛞 ?

[gilded veldt]

bro

yeah that

[tacit thunder]

🍎🛞'd*

[gilded veldt]

🥀

[tacit thunder]

[gilded veldt]

why oderso no inject

😡

[quasi citrus]

because game too long to initialise

[obtuse gust]

my parents are middle class, so they made a stupid rule to never buy anything on videogames. So i'm pretty much forced to be a cheapskate

[tacit thunder]

midso doesnt like to do that most of the time

[shy drum]

i have no friends :<

[quasi citrus]

me too

[gilded veldt]

😭

[obtuse gust]

diddo

[shy drum]

wanna become friends

[quasi citrus]

sure bro

[gilded veldt]

it finally injected holy moly

[dusk plover]

hm

[quasi citrus]

it's only 10 vro

already on mc

for the big grind in sg

[gilded veldt]

"already" 🥀

[obtuse gust]

my only friend is Asianyapper

[gilded veldt]

how do you even remember my timezone

[obtuse gust]

its 1 pm for me im bouta get on

[quasi citrus]

i remember 3 hours and 30 mins behind
so I did the math

[obtuse gust]

hawaii?

[gilded veldt]

oh I dont even remember that

[obtuse gust]

oh nvm

[quasi citrus]

lmao

[obtuse gust]

japan?

[quasi citrus]

yes

[obtuse gust]

north korea?

[quasi citrus]

what

[tacit thunder]

i love my game crashing as soon as i open a chest at mid

[storm monolith]

that isn't a crime

[quasi citrus]

there, you now have a friend
smile more buddy 😀

[obtuse gust]

ik it's not, i just have too much moola

[storm monolith]

wow.

[tacit thunder]

ill take some off you if you dont want it

[obtuse gust]

what am i supposed to do? i spent it on plane tickets to north carolina for vacation in june

[tender cape]

Cool
Pfp
I'm obsessed with Murder Drones

[storm monolith]

wow.

I'm going to keep saying wow

[wraith geyser]

wow

[obtuse gust]

i do steet performing in 30 degree weather for that money

[storm monolith]

wow

[wraith geyser]

wow

[storm monolith]

yes, wow

[obtuse gust]

and i cant spend it on one of my ocd

[storm monolith]

omg, wow

[obtuse gust]

because im not old enough to buy a car

[storm monolith]

wow.

[wraith geyser]

wowzers

[storm monolith]

very true

[wraith geyser]

so wow

[storm monolith]

several wows combined

[tacit thunder]

[wraith geyser]

wow to the wow to the wow wow wow

[tacit thunder]

wowtackular

[storm monolith]

exactly

see, you understand

very good

[obtuse gust]

so i got everything on hive for free, lol. 6 7 emote, shining crown, axe hat, hive+, etc.

[safe wadi]

Z4lqs

[obtuse gust]

wowee

[storm monolith]

woww

[obtuse gust]

i might be able to upgrade to ultimate soon with my own money

[storm monolith]

I was gifted 92 dollars worth of items on hive

[obtuse gust]

then i'll be a sweaty zombie arms prestige or whatever

[fallen prism]

W Hive

Someone spawning 500 gifts into the gift thing so you can’t claim it

[obtuse gust]

i hate that

[storm monolith]

HA

[light lagoon]

_ _

[obtuse gust]

wow

[fallen prism]

Like these person IQ Is below 2

[gilded veldt]

@safe wadi hello the kid

[obtuse gust]

thats still good

[safe wadi]

cludfr

[fallen prism]

Wrong number

Everyone look in BW channel for the picture

[obtuse gust]

you've got an iq 2 points higher than a papaya at least

[gilded veldt]

hyd

[wraith geyser]

wow guys

[gilded veldt]

@hasty rampart whys bro in NA

Ik damn well u didnt become American

[hasty rampart]

The lion is unsure if he should keep being afk

Im american

[gilded veldt]

weirdo

come carry me in sg then

[hasty rampart]

McDonald's and big macs or whatever these locals preach

[gilded veldt]

[hasty rampart]

Im making coffee you will wait

[gilded veldt]

oks

[orchid mist]

@civic halo

[civic halo]

@orchid mist

[orchid mist]

dms

[tender cape]

[storm monolith]

the wows are without end

[obtuse gust]

im the most NA person here. I live smack dab in the center of Wyoming

[tender cape]

Can I mabye add you as a friend
Pls

[tacit thunder]

insert v blowing bubbles sticker here

[strange pike]

[storm monolith]

that doesn't even make sense

how could you be the most NA

that designation is not possible

[tender cape]

[obtuse gust]

the most north american

[storm monolith]

I know what it means

I'm aware

[strange pike]

did bro just try to ghost ping all hive partners

[misty rain]

Ooos

[obtuse gust]

im not close to any other country's region

not even mexico or eu

[storm monolith]

Neither am I, but that does not make me the "most" NA

[obtuse gust]

idk

can we just forget i said that

[proud wind]

Has anyome else got unfairly banned for innapropriate building this month?

[storm monolith]

Sure

[obtuse gust]

nope. ive only gotten banned for innapropriate ones.

[proud wind]

😂😂

How long?

[obtuse gust]

like 6 hours

[proud wind]

I got 4 weeks

For nothing

[storm monolith]

my friend also got 4 weeks

[obtuse gust]

one of my friends got banned for a week for using the jetpack hub cosmetic

[tacit thunder]

hm

[proud wind]

What did he do build

[proud wind]

Whattttt

[hasty rampart]

The lion forgot to put on a texture pack

[proud wind]

How

[gilded veldt]

genius

[storm monolith]

I don't know, all I know is they got banned 4 weeks for an innapropriate build

[obtuse gust]

and he posts videos 3 times week. now he cant

[proud wind]

Alr

[proud wind]

Whats his youtube

[tender cape]

[dusty dawn]

im sick

[obtuse gust]

its a really hard one to find. he named it "A Cool Gaming Dude" lol

and im logged out of youtube on this account. ill send it to u in a bit

[obtuse gust]

sorry in advance.

[obtuse gust]

hi sick, im scritchscratch

[dusty dawn]

...

thats what you ment.

your apology is NOT accepted

[obtuse gust]

are dad jokes in 2040 going to be things like 6 7, and 9+10? and possibly skibidi and chicken jockey?

[fallow hamlet]

no

🇸🇮

[tacit thunder]

I sent dm.

[obtuse gust]

close

[storm monolith]

so I was right

[obtuse gust]

im not a washed up college kid playing minecraft in his moms basement

[storm monolith]

you will be if you aren't already

[obtuse gust]

im gonna skip the mom's basement part hopefully

[fallow hamlet]

hopefully

[west briar]

aaaaaaaaaaa

[obtuse gust]

my room is in the basement already. and im dying to get away from it

[storm monolith]

ha ha hee

[obtuse gust]

im in a small bunkbed. my brothers on top

i have 7 siblings, so all we have are bunkbeds lol

[vapid star]

6 7

[obtuse gust]

well i used to have 8...

[vapid star]

…

[safe wadi]

sick again but it's whatever highl

[obtuse gust]

?

[gilded veldt]

wow 😭

[shy drum]

hi

[dense fiber]

7️⃣💀

[sleek patio]

Damn

[wraith geyser]

i am one of 11 siblings

[obtuse gust]

They were all c-sectioned too

[wraith geyser]

GOD DAMN

ALL?

[obtuse gust]

Yeah

Including me

[wraith geyser]

dangggg that mustve been painful..

[vapid star]

What does that mean?

[wraith geyser]

come out the belly instead of the downstairs area

[obtuse gust]

Instead of labor, they basically get cut out

[vapid star]

Oh 💀

[wraith geyser]

HAHAH

[wraith geyser]

its the cool way of being born

[wanton forge]

No

No

[obtuse gust]

Im second oldest

[wanton forge]

I’m first

[obtuse gust]

So I could tell my mom didn't like it

[wanton forge]

I did tell

[wraith geyser]

im oldest out of 11 😉

[obtuse gust]

Niiice

[vapid star]

Are u the tuffest?

[wraith geyser]

it isnt so nice unfortunately

[wraith geyser]

duhhhh

[obtuse gust]

Im the tuffest in my family, my older brother is an awkward nerd

[wraith geyser]

my brother is also an awkward nerd..

[vapid star]

I am also an awkward nerd

[wraith geyser]

he makes lights out of monster cans and tries to sell them at school for vbucks money...

[wraith geyser]

valid

atleast ur not an android

[vapid star]

😭

[obtuse gust]

My brother makes stickman drawings

[vapid star]

True true

[wraith geyser]

are you apple or what

[dusk plover]

boop

[vapid star]

Hi, ⭕️

[dusk plover]

[vapid star]

High five? Bettttt

[dusk plover]

no

its a slap

[obtuse gust]

My brother backed out of a fight even though my cousin got kicked on the no no square by a kid on the spectrum, so I had run in and beat the shoot out of him becauss my bro ran away lol

[dusk plover]

what

[vapid star]

Fundamentally that’s what a high five is

[finite burrow]

squiggame

[vapid star]

So thx

[dusk plover]

a slap across your face

[obtuse gust]

And he said he got trauma from it lol

[vapid star]

LOL

[lavish fog]

Quack quack 🦆

[light lagoon]

_ _

[vapid star]

Noooo pls don’t hurt me

[obtuse gust]

Even though it was my cousin that got kicked in the balls

[coral flume]

@gilded veldt boop

[vapid star]

Careful, clud bites the hand that boops

[hasty rampart]

The lion carry

[cosmic kite]

Chinese new year Tuesday update when?

[safe wadi]

Tuesday probably

[coral hamlet]

Big fan

[brisk mural]

hi

[shy drum]

@uneven seal u still play minecraft on linux

[versed juniper]

You like soda mtn dew ??

[hasty rampart]

Of sucrose

[uneven seal]

yes i still do

until i get a good pc hopefully

[open forum]

Day 38 of asking how to pull an e girl

[coral hamlet]

i am going to throw my sucrose onto a pile of pyro slime barrels

[shy drum]

what do u use??

[uneven seal]

[uneven seal]

i use arch linux

[shy drum]

so ur going back to windows after new pc

[shy drum]

on laptop

[coral hamlet]

toast

[uneven seal]

idk i will have to see honestly im getting used to linux, ive been using it daily and it performs way better than windows