🐝・hive-chat

[rugged fable]

Hiii❤️

[junior tinsel]

hi

[timber breach]

I’m happy

[rain pulsar]

we finna get like 10 here 😭

[glossy thistle]

nice country i heard

[timber breach]

@granite garden

[fierce vigil]

seems like a nice country indeed

[fallow hamlet]

i’m gonna get like a good 1 or 2

[glossy thistle]

it’s like a safer better US

[fallow hamlet]

i really don’t know

southern weather is bipolar

[fierce vigil]

mhm

[fierce vigil]

yeahh

don't have to deal with shootings every so often

[rain pulsar]

anything but quebec 🙏 and you’re good

[lilac zenith]

meow

[dreamy acorn]

Peak bro.

[fierce vigil]

hmm

doesn't quebec speak french

[rain pulsar]

yeah

[fierce vigil]

GREAT

[rain pulsar]

all the places do but quebec is like france french

[fierce vigil]

moving there

oh?

tbh idk where to move

which province

[fallow hamlet]

Serbia, trust me

[fierce vigil]

no thanks

[fallow hamlet]

dang it

[dreamy acorn]

Do Sweden,

[fierce vigil]

heh

[dreamy acorn]

Peak country.

[fierce vigil]

i don't speak swedish

[glossy thistle]

sweden looks like such a nice country

finland too

[fierce vigil]

IT DOESSS

[glossy thistle]

And iceland

[prime bison]

I've arrived

[dreamy acorn]

I'm Swedish.

[dusk plover]

time to collect taxes

[fierce vigil]

omg iceland is so pretty

[prime bison]

Wow you upgraded since last time

[dreamy acorn]

Don't live there sadly.

[glossy thistle]

how’s it over there

[glossy thistle]

yea lol

[glossy thistle]

ahh i see

[dreamy acorn]

Idk, I'm going this year though.

[rain pulsar]

alberta has the best landscape, sick mountains and lakes. manitoba is like the most chill one, lots of jobs and apartments and stuff, prob the safest. british columbia also has nice views but is by far the most expensive

[glossy thistle]

Welll hope you have a good trip

[fleet raft]

Hiii beautiful! 🩷

[twin hound]

anyone know what hive is up to

[dreamy acorn]

Ty

[fierce vigil]

hmmm

[rain pulsar]

and then there’s ontario which is like the most “city” province of all of them

[dreamy acorn]

I have extended family still there.

Which is nice.

[rain pulsar]

has the most buildings and biggest cities

[fierce vigil]

i have a friend who lives in ontario

[rain pulsar]

highest population

[dusk plover]

no idea lol

[rain pulsar]

google “banff, alberta” and you’ll get your answer

[fierce vigil]

mhm okay

[twin hound]

[fallow hamlet]

isn’t Ontario like almost half the population?

[rain pulsar]

something like that yeah

[fierce vigil]

omg that's like so prettyyy

i'd love to go there

[rain pulsar]

3 hours from my place 😎

went skiing there

[fierce vigil]

damn

[rain pulsar]

the highest slopes take like an hour to descend

[fierce vigil]

i see

[rain pulsar]

jaspers also really nice

but it caught fire 😢

[ebon cargo]

oh no

[lethal basin]

@cosmic dune

[light lagoon]

_ _

[pure lily]

Canada is gone

[dreamy acorn]

No I don't think so.

[plush crater]

it is i just checked

[dreamy acorn]

o7

[vapid star]

Meow

[granite garden]

rawr

[granite garden]

Hii

[vapid star]

Hi

[granite garden]

Hi

[vapid star]

What happened to lily

[granite garden]

long flipping story.

wanna know

[vapid star]

She unfriended me ;-;

[granite garden]

Shes com lily now

[vapid star]

Is it worth hearing

[lilac zenith]

meow

[granite garden]

i mean a lil hive lore

[vapid star]

Sure I guess

[granite garden]

Dms

[vapid star]

Idk what that means

[vapid star]

Meow hi meow

[timber breach]

Hi

[lilac zenith]

hi wolfy!!!

[vapid star]

Hru

[cosmic dune]

Hi everyone

[inland sequoia]

is the sg launchpad quest broken or something

[cosmic dune]

Hi reaper

[lucid nexus]

hi bro

[cosmic dune]

Hi zen

[lucid nexus]

how u remember me dawg

like we didnt play for 4 months or sum

u still remember me

[cosmic dune]

Bc you’re still in fg aren’t you 😭🙏🏼

[lucid nexus]

TT

[lucid nexus]

whats fg

[cosmic dune]

Are you not xzen 😭🙏🏼

[lucid nexus]

imm

but

how u remember mee

[cosmic dune]

Im not 06

[lucid nexus]

we didnt play for 4 months

[cosmic dune]

We played together like four days ago

[lucid nexus]

and u still recognized me that day

[cyan shadow]

he tryna gaslight you man

[lucid nexus]

im talking abt how u reconize me 4 days ago dawg

[cosmic dune]

Ohhh

[lucid nexus]

im js going by it

[cosmic dune]

Bc I lowk thought you disappeared

[lucid nexus]

TT

[cosmic dune]

And I’m like holy sh zen is online I haven’t seen this guy in like a year

[lucid nexus]

how did we even know eachother bro

oml forgot ppl

everyone tbh

had a new start

[wind osprey]

MM update when

[cosmic dune]

Bc ohok06 and you both has zinetsu profiles and we were calling you fake

[lucid nexus]

me?

TT

[cosmic dune]

Yes

[lucid nexus]

dang it was peak ig

[wind osprey]

@clear bane change the profile pic for the server since winterfest is over

[lucid nexus]

i got 3.79 kdr bru

[barren flame]

hello

[lucid nexus]

3.8k kills and 1k death

[cosmic dune]

Mine got nerfed by a few kids 👎🏽

[lucid nexus]

bro i wanted to have 6

[barren apex]

why is jjk latest episode so damn good

[lucid nexus]

but got 3

[cosmic dune]

Mine used to be 2.01

[lucid nexus]

dont watch anime at this point of life

[lucid nexus]

i think anything below 5 is bad for kdr no?

[barren apex]

are you saying you don't or are you suggesting I shouldn't

[serene plover]

gng he's like gone gone

[cosmic dune]

Idk I don’t care that much about stats

[lucid nexus]

js saying i dont

[barren apex]

alright

[cosmic dune]

What happened to splodger

[wind osprey]

wym

[serene plover]

nothing, just that he's away until next month

[cosmic dune]

Ohhh

[serene plover]

if you click on his profile

[lucid nexus]

gone for milk

[cosmic dune]

Also hi kai

[serene plover]

hi

[wind osprey]

dang it sorry

[lucid nexus]

kai pfp change when

had this for 2 yrs bro

[wind osprey]

@main sluice change the discord profile pic cuz it’s not winter fest no more

[lucid nexus]

peak but cmon dude

[merry prawn]

meow

[serene plover]

idk what to change it to

[lucid nexus]

bro that guy gives me ancient vibes

bro got all medals

the pfp too

ancient

how old is even unc

[lucid nexus]

thats ur new mission

[lucid nexus]

meow

[lilac zenith]

I’m okay!!! wbu?

[lilac zenith]

hihi okiedokie!!

[lucid nexus]

hi reaper

repear i heard u repair stuff

[olive coral]

fellow enjoys ricer

[lilac zenith]

mmmm

what stuff

[lucid nexus]

hearts

[lilac zenith]

oh

[serene plover]

is it gonna snow for you this weekend

[lilac zenith]

I don’t think I do

[serene plover]

actually what are the requirements for snow to even form i think i'm just gonna get cold rain or ice in my area

[lucid nexus]

u break than iggggg

[coral hamlet]

Precipitation when its below 32°F / 0°C

and a catalyst

[stone hollow]

[lilac zenith]

moisture in the air too

[lilac zenith]

💔

[lucid nexus]

bru

cant say the r word

[lilac zenith]

what

[simple pilot]

Guys last night it was 18°C

it was so cold

[coral hamlet]

its blocked for a reason

[lucid nexus]

broooooo

[vapid star]

Not catastrophic

[coral hamlet]

Please do not bypass it

[lucid nexus]

it aint even bad word cmonn

[coral hamlet]

thats cold??

[simple pilot]

yes (for filipino)

[lucid nexus]

bad bad

[coral hamlet]

Oh wow

[simple pilot]

now imagine I go to UK where it's snows...

[lucid nexus]

hive aint want ppl with aura here ig

[coral hamlet]

Its supposed to be -28°C here tomorrow

[lucid nexus]

whichh

[simple pilot]

o m g I can't handle that 😭 We Filipino are used to the heat 😭

[lucid nexus]

i gotta know the lore

[vapid star]

Saying the r word doesn’t give u aura 😭

[lilac zenith]

does that mean ur okay?

[coral hamlet]

its very cold

[lilac zenith]

I guess

[coral hamlet]

its supposed to be like -55 windchill too

[simple pilot]

I can tell

[vapid star]

😭💀

[simple pilot]

In Siberia rn it's like -56°C or smthn

[vapid star]

Yes yes yes yes

[coral hamlet]

thats pretty cold

[lilac zenith]

okay

I hope you are

[vapid star]

<3

[lilac zenith]

things will get better

[vapid star]

Have an ice cream

[lilac zenith]

yummy

I had one today

[barren flame]

hi

[vapid star]

Oh boy what flavour ✨

[simple pilot]

: Yes, parts of Siberia are experiencing extreme, life-threatening cold, with temperatures in the Sakha Republic (Yakutia) reaching approximately -56°C (-68.8°F) in early-to-mid January 2026.

[cosmic dune]

Guys does anyone have really big persona skin packs

[barren flame]

chatgpt ahh message

[lilac zenith]

a chocolate coated vanilla popsicle

[lilac zenith]

hello

[simple pilot]

[coral hamlet]

🙁

[vapid star]

Like a magnum?

[rain pulsar]

what do you think that logo means 😔

[lilac zenith]

I only have like a 15 skin one max 😭, sorry

[simple pilot]

That's why I put ;-;

[lilac zenith]

yeah

[simple pilot]

Like c'mon it's at the start -_-

[lilac zenith]

yummy yummy

[cosmic dune]

I have one with 2k+ but it doesn’t work anymore 💔

[lilac zenith]

WHAT

[vapid star]

They are the best

[lilac zenith]

they are

[cosmic dune]

Or at least I can’t get it to work for me

[empty geyser]

Hi ohok

[rare panther]

Hi

[vapid star]

Why the heck would u need 2000 skins? I’ve been using the same one for like 2 years now

[cosmic dune]

Custom geometry skins

And I get bored of one after a while

[vapid star]

Yeah

[cosmic dune]

I change my skins like I change my hair color

[vapid star]

I change my skins like I change my skin colour

[lilac zenith]

I change my skins like I change my profile

ehehhehe

[tranquil frost]

dead

reaper killed the chat

[vapid star]

They don’t call her hivereaper for nothing

[lilac zenith]

hey!!!

[vapid star]

Pls don’t reap me I’ll be good

I wanna keep my soul

[lilac zenith]

sigh

someone said that when I joined a few years ago

[vapid star]

Damn

[lilac zenith]

but they deleted their account lol

💔💔

[vapid star]

A friend?

[lilac zenith]

nah I just thought it was a funny coincidence

they were just a guy

[vapid star]

🥀

[lilac zenith]

HERE

ehehehe

[strange pike]

Think you might be a bit late

[lilac zenith]

I know

teehee

[olive coral]

yes i’m scared, it’s supposed to be really bad

[vapid star]

Yooooo

[vapid star]

Are you in russia?

[kind ridge]

Hi everyone, I'm new here on Discord

[lilac zenith]

hiya

I hope you enjoy your stay

[kind ridge]

Thank you!

[lilac zenith]

[granite garden]

Huh

[barren tundra]

Bro iam broke

[olive coral]

no thankfully it’s not that bad

[pure lily]

Discord has great aesthetics

[lilac zenith]

mrow

[plush crater]

meow

[sterile bone]

[left crypt]

@deft scroll we fighting

[deft scroll]

WHY

[dusk plover]

ever just go to the lobby and theres just random giant chunks floating then disappear

[lilac zenith]

meow

[left crypt]

bc i said so

[manic dirge]

Omg all the time!

[deft scroll]

ur mean : (

ill start crying

[dusk plover]

omg its cs

hi

[deft scroll]

sup buddy

[dusk plover]

[deft scroll]

wut that

[left crypt]

naur

[dusk plover]

no idea

[deft scroll]

:/

[dusk plover]

idk these emojis are so cute

[left crypt]

[dusk plover]

w ign btw

[left crypt]

whyd you leave big cheese

fasnks

[deft scroll]

he is very delicious

[dusk plover]

what does he taste like

[left crypt]

unlike bufo

[dusk plover]

whats so delicious about him

[deft scroll]

well.. this isnt for me to expose

[dusk plover]

does he taste like cheesecake

[left crypt]

come find out

[young anvil]

I AINT

[dusk plover]

[left crypt]

LOL

[dusk plover]

noooo

corona virus

[left crypt]

comeon the chad skin had you curous

curious

[plush crater]

ong

[dusk plover]

the chad skin was indeed chadlike

[left crypt]

jawline mogging

[dusk plover]

[velvet snow]

If there’s any staff seeing this message, please mute me for 2 days. If there is no staff you’re soo bad at doing your job. you don’t deserve the position.

[atomic imp]

i’m bone smashing rn

[dusk plover]

im so confused

[atomic imp]

hub rat message

[dusk plover]

OMG

[velvet snow]

Do u think I’ll get muted?

[dusk plover]

i didnt even realize my boost is gone

[atomic imp]

🫩✌️

[velvet snow]

Imma refresh

[dusk plover]

why do u want to be muted so badly

[harsh maple]

Cuz being muted is like being hit from hive

In a good way

[dusk plover]

interesting

[velvet snow]

I want to see if the hive staff are doing their job or see if the bot works

[atomic imp]

now tell me why on earth u would have to refresh for the mute to come into impact that would literally remove the whole purpose of the mute feature considering you could bypass the whole idea by just not refreshing

[modest adder]

Okay

[dusk plover]

thats.... such a good and bad thing to do

idk if thats a good or bad thing

[atomic imp]

nope it’s strange

[harsh maple]

It’s a good thing

@velvet snow taking one for the team

[atomic imp]

kids js tweaking off a addy trying to get something done

[plush crater]

why would they mute him when they have no reason to

muting him when he just asks

[atomic imp]

^^^

[plush crater]

defeats the whole purpose

[harsh maple]

They won’t mute him cuz he’s white

[plush crater]

pretty sure hes not even active

[atomic imp]

ty

[dusk plover]

splodger is on vacation

[plush crater]

like away

[spring plume]

what i miss?

[harsh maple]

You missed me

[dusk plover]

if I had his job a vacation would be first on my priority list

[atomic imp]

he don’t know u brosquito😭

[plush crater]

dude thank you for being reasonable😭

[spring plume]

alright, but i'm not into animals

[lilac zenith]

meow

[harsh maple]

Why you a cat hater

[atomic imp]

mute THIS guy not jason

[dusk plover]

[plush crater]

anyways any1 see the adaptation of the zenin extermination

[spring plume]

can't be a car lover

[lilac zenith]

mrow

[velvet snow]

Everyone since no mods let’s break 1 rule of the hive

[harsh maple]

You a dog lover?

[lilac zenith]

I needa watch ep 3 first, but PEAK

[dusk plover]

Yeah no im good

[atomic imp]

u gotta be like 11 and that’s pushing it

[manic dirge]

Fr

[atomic imp]

u shouldn’t even be on cord man

[plush crater]

okay, do so, i just watched both, they did it perfectly honestly

[lilac zenith]

eheheh

[plush crater]

[lilac zenith]

I’m excited

[dusk plover]

pulling stuff like that isnt worth it

[spring plume]

I'm an equal hater

[manic dirge]

The maturity on hive chats is….

[harsh maple]

Why

[pulsar osprey]

gay

[plush crater]

you know what kill bill is

[shrewd elbow]

No bro

[atomic imp]

teacher walks out the room throws pencil -> @velvet snow

[lilac zenith]

mrow

[dusk plover]

what kind of sick individual hates dogs

[harsh maple]

Nah it’s just hive rank players that are goofy

Nun ranks are chill

[manic dirge]

Fr

[pulsar osprey]

i love dogs

[shrewd elbow]

I dislike both cats and dogs bro

[velvet snow]

Wanna break 6️⃣7️⃣ rules?

[lilac zenith]

heard of it

[pulsar osprey]

💀

[lilac zenith]

don’t really know what it is tho

[plush crater]

okay keep it in mind going into it

[manic dirge]

Normal ranks are the only normal ones here

[plush crater]

ahh fairs you might not notice it

[dry sand]

..

[dusk plover]

i honestly have no hope for humanity

[harsh maple]

Ong

[lilac zenith]

💔

[plush crater]

nah twin dw i exist

[shrewd elbow]

Count me out bro I'm a clanker

[lilac zenith]

meow

[plush crater]

yeah hes good too

[atomic imp]

😐

[spring plume]

6' 7''

[dusk plover]

yeah yeah ik ur not important rn

what i mean is HUMANITY

[shrewd elbow]

[atomic imp]

67 is literally the new 69 for the newer generation

[manic dirge]

Why are people desperately trying to hold onto 67

[dusk plover]

67 is dead

[manic dirge]

Can we move on?

[late ice]

good movie fr

[dusk plover]

the great meme reset thanos snapped it away

[left crypt]

67

[velvet snow]

Should I cross team in treasure wars? Bet you a mod would mute me for cross teaming. that’s a valid reason

[manic dirge]

Do whatever you want dude

[plush crater]

treasure wars doesnt exist silly

[dusk plover]

what would muting do against cross teaming

[manic dirge]

No one cares

[lilac zenith]

I don’t think cross teaming is a chat thing

ehehehe

[dusk plover]

i think instead of appealing for a ban all you have to do is beat splodger in a 1v1 bedwars

[atomic imp]

yeah sure go ahead your gonna get banned not muted

[velvet snow]

Treasure wars still exist. Theres like 1000 people playing it right now. It’s in the lobby. The pirate dude silly

[dusk plover]

treasure wars

[plush crater]

[late ice]

bro just got here from 2023 and hasn't realised tw is gone yet

[lilac zenith]

I say as I’m dragged into the white room

[dusk plover]

anyone who doesnt have "The OG" hub title is a newbie

[plush crater]

whats that from

[manic dirge]

😮

[dusk plover]

its the original hive + award

[velvet snow]

Wdym it’s gone? Why they get rid of it?

[dusk plover]

before they changed it

[lilac zenith]

oh my sweet summer child…

[plush crater]

ahh i lowkey was a hypixel kid

never played hive until like 2021

[atomic imp]

okay so out of pure guessing , account created in 2023 so coming up to 3 years no 10 year old is making a account maybe 11 at minimum or 12 so that means your probably like around 14-15 acting like this

[lilac zenith]

well well well

[dusk plover]

hypixel gave me nightmares

[plush crater]

and didnt buy anything on it

until i had my own job

[lilac zenith]

ehehehe

[dusk plover]

I got jumped by 3 youtubers on bedwars

on hypixel

[atomic imp]

how u even get it i got it

[light lagoon]

_ _

[velvet snow]

Who thinks I’m underage and shouldn’t be on discord

[dusk plover]

you get it when you buy hive plus in like 2021 i think

[atomic imp]

not me i think your in your late 20s

[atomic imp]

oh cool

[late ice]

nah bro just was in a 3yrs min coma and just woke up

[velvet snow]

Nah I’m 42.

[plush crater]

checks out

[dusk plover]

Ngl imagine being born in a coma until you turn 18

[manic dirge]

Missed the 67 joke…

[abstract parcel]

Hahahahahha lol haha

[dusk plover]

if they happened to me i would lose myself

[velvet snow]

My kids say the 6/7 jokes to me all the time and now I get it.

[late ice]

im 42.0

[dusk plover]

cant do magic tricks with this

[late ice]

bro has my face

[atomic imp]

if your 42 what year was u born in i need an answer instantly to prove your statement

[dusk plover]

me who can shuffle gift cards like its blackjack

[late ice]

i can that's where i get all my money

[young anvil]

???

[atomic imp]

i mean u pop it into a machine and money just flies out that’s pretty magic

[dusk plover]

it stinks when im the only one in my family that knows how to play spades

crap i didnt pay attention and i lost my chance at a sumo cs

[uneven grove]

i didnt know credit cards were just free money 🤭

[late ice]

*other people's credit cards

[dusk plover]

a one dollar bill is just a coupon that works at any store for 1 dollar

nooooo the snowstorm is coming in SOB

[atomic imp]

i wish this was true

[dusk plover]

hopefully we dont lose power

because that would mean we lose wifi

HELP

[atomic imp]

how did u happen to get a 3rd degree but

burn

[late ice]

🎂

[dusk plover]

little brother messing with the stove

had to save him

costed me tons of skin on my arm now gone

😭

[atomic imp]

is he perhaps missing a chromosome

[dusk plover]

no but he is missing freetime now

by being grounded for 3 months

[abstract parcel]

Oh nah the snowstorm better not come to Nevada 🤣😅

[atomic imp]

i thought every kid knew, fire = bad, water + fire = good i thought that was like the first thing every kid learnt when it came to like elements

[dusk plover]

nah its coming more over toward florida georgia and alabama

[merry laurel]

nice name

[left crypt]

quiet you

[dusk plover]

yeah but mind you it was either let my brother burn to get water or save him

[dusk plover]

:(

[left crypt]

ha ha ha

[dusk plover]

meanie

[left crypt]

sorry pumpkin

[dusk plover]

:((((

[silent shore]

This might be the bigger lie than what you just said

[oblique parcel]

Ik you're pressed cuz you finding old messages

💔

[dusk plover]

me and you have similar playing time on minecraft rn

[warm hatch]

🥔

[dusk plover]

potato :|

[late ice]

감자

[silent shore]

🤓

[dusk plover]

[rain pulsar]

man

tried to do the no jumping challenge for bedwars

guy realized and trapped me in obi 😭

[thorn crane]

Walking only challenge

[dusk plover]

that one i finished by hiding

it was embarrassing but it worked

it went to sudden death and i windcharged the last guy

L play but achievement done

[late ice]

air movement only challenge

can only move in x or z when you are not touching the ground

[dusk plover]

no blocks challenge

you can only play when others place bridges

[empty geyser]

BOO

[late ice]

that was last season

[dusk plover]

LMAO

accurate

[late ice]

i think i actually did that one

[dusk plover]

me and my friend just did a blind bw challenge

where we have a permanant darkness effect

although i didnt have the heart to tell him i had hitboxes turned on and it worked for a certain distance

[exotic turret]

[dusk plover]

idk why i remember you

[exotic turret]

I might made you rq in game

[dusk plover]

im terrible at remembering names

no i never do that

[exotic turret]

I like making folks fly

[dusk plover]

i just accept my fate

[exotic turret]

Haha 😂

[dusk plover]

people in my parties be so mad because i play along on sweat lobbies

and sometimes we still win

[empty geyser]

Hay rei

[dusk plover]

hi

[empty geyser]

hello

[dusk plover]

[spring plume]

DR dead hour

[tawdry sluice]

Ban sweats fr

[dusk plover]

why would they ban sweats

[spring plume]

100% go touch grass

[dusk plover]

literally they are the reason hive is popular anyways

[spring plume]

no

they are the ones that ruin hive

[tawdry sluice]

Because I’m trying to have fun, not fight for my life

[dusk plover]

or theyre the ones ruining YOUR experience

not mine

[spring plume]

they are a parasitic organism that must be discarded

[spring plume]

your words not mine

[dusk plover]

correct

they are my words

[spring plume]

exactly this is bedrock, go to java if you want to have a sweaty workout

[dusk plover]

what else is new 😭

[spring plume]

let the ogs beat some sense into you

[dusk plover]

so sweats should just let non sweats like u win because you wanna feel good too?

[tawdry sluice]

I didn’t queue for the Olympics 😭

[dusk plover]

it isnt the olympics if you just get better

[spring plume]

idk sounds like you're the sweat

[dusk plover]

thank u

[spring plume]

much obliged

[dusk plover]

i dont think i am but ill take it

[tawdry sluice]

Ah yes, let me unlock Ultra Instinct real quick

[dusk plover]

pls do

for your own sake

[spring plume]

no get off our community

i beg

[dusk plover]

nah im good, it was my community first

[spring plume]

please go

what version did you join

[heavy spindle]

is this tuff in 26 ?

[dusk plover]

if anything youre tresspassing

[dusk plover]

beta 1.6

on java

[spring plume]

child's play

i was on 0.13.0

[tawdry sluice]

Give me a tutorial and 3 business days

[dusk plover]

even though that doesnt exist?

[spring plume]

i was there when the witches first came

respectfully. out!

[tawdry sluice]

Oh yeah that was cool

[dusk plover]

okay have your thunder

[tawdry sluice]

Wasn’t like 0.12 or something

[spring plume]

i miss JFM 😭 the goat needs to quit his job and COME BACK

[dusk plover]

played for this long and still has no concept of hive pvp

[empty geyser]

What

What r u talking about rei

[dusk plover]

honestly i dont know why im leading this on

[spring plume]

bedrock still uses spam clicking 👀 we never updated to java combats

[tawdry sluice]

Sorry I didn’t major in Hive PvP

[spring plume]

something like that

[dusk plover]

luckily i dont spam click

otherwise we get kicked

[spring plume]

like this ain't a uni course

[dusk plover]

well, have fun hating on people for enjoying the game too

[tawdry sluice]

I’m not hating… just narrating the disaster

[austere mural]

is hive still tuff in 26?

[spring plume]

this dominion is for consoles and mobiles only, we ... begrudgingly accepted Windows 10

[modest adder]

If u unadded me its clear that u don’t wanna be friends anymore and its alright

[spring plume]

very much so !

[dusk plover]

besides the fact that windows 10 came first

[austere mural]

W

[spring plume]

yes if you counted the multiplayer update

that was a Microsoft disease

[sturdy needle]

Goodmorning, time to lock in

[tawdry sluice]

Luckily eckosoldier still plays I think

[dusk plover]

no like literally windows 10 minecraft came first for everything

[spring plume]

bring back the old studio for consoles

[dusk plover]

console and pocket editon wouldnt exist without windows 10

[spring plume]

they poured so much love into the game

[dusk plover]

although legacy edition was peak

ngl

[spring plume]

look at this wannabe bedrock player

[dusk plover]

wannabe?

[spring plume]

yeah it's just not the same

[dusk plover]

i am a bedrock player

i dont have to want to be it

[tawdry sluice]

Actually Pocket and Console editions existed way before Windows 10 edition

[dusk plover]

🤣

[dusk plover]

not if u count java

[spring plume]

thank you someone came to work today

[dusk plover]

which was on windows 10

[spring plume]

no it was on window 7 or 8

[dusk plover]

which is still windows

which is the whole point

;-; r u ok

[spring plume]

read b4 you speak maybe you'll understand what you're trying to fathom

[dusk plover]

-_-

hard to read false reason

stuff that doesnt make sense

[late ice]

also mac and linux

[spring plume]

ok i gtg dr eu finally started

[dusk plover]

bye

[spring plume]

<3

[dusk plover]

oop my pizza is done

yay

[late ice]

W

[dusk plover]

its meatlovers

ultimate w

[late ice]

i'm plain i just get cheese

[dusk plover]

although i wish i would of made the hawaiian one instead

[late ice]

extra sauce tho

[dusk plover]

cheese is good too

[lethal pier]

Can u give me some

[dusk plover]

[lethal pier]

xD

[late ice]

do the toppings of both

on one pizza

[dusk plover]

omg thats a good idea

[sage mountain]

this triggered my flight or fight response

[dusk plover]

why?

[sage mountain]

tried pineapple on pizza once, never again

[dusk plover]

its an aquired taste

[spring plume]

i will not tolerate hawaïen slander

show some love to our Canadian friends

[late ice]

just like applesauce on french fries

[dusk plover]

Canada hates the US right now

[sage mountain]

help

im from neither canada or us

[dusk plover]

that friendship is totally one sided

we screwed that up

[spring plume]

the pizza originate from there

[dusk plover]

luckily im not american so i dont care

[late ice]

lucky

[sage mountain]

real

[spring plume]

potato is versatile

[late ice]

potato is the goat

[spring plume]

praise the amérindiens

[dusk plover]

my friends list is being freakin spammed right now

[marble barn]

[dusk plover]

people keep leaving and joining

[spring plume]

they gatekeeping BOMB food

[dusk plover]

[marble barn]

@deft scroll wakey

[marble barn]

hi

[echo sierra]

[dusk plover]

i miss the days when you could find random money on the ground at certain parking lots

[late ice]

same

[dusk plover]

[late ice]

and it snowed when it's supposed to

[dusk plover]

and dads actually came back with the milk

[late ice]

yeah

[dusk plover]

@marble barn youre contributing to this

in 2 minutes i will reach 3 hours of mc

[pine steeple]

why are people more likely to dm you if youre a manipulator

[dusk plover]

no idea

[marble barn]

Huh

[echo sierra]

I just have friend reqs off and dms closed

[marble barn]

What?

[narrow olive]

WHAT!

[echo sierra]

what

[dusk plover]

HELP

[late ice]

PLEH

[dusk plover]

PLEH

[late ice]

PLEH

[dusk plover]

[late ice]

_ _

[dusk plover]

OH GOD its lagging my whole pc

AHH

[late ice]

what is

[narrow olive]

the game

[dusk plover]

i think my friends are playing a prank

they keep spamming my chat

not auto but others

[simple pilot]

"Carlos can you pleaseeee give me Angel and Demon ticket please bro I will do anything you say I will be your slave anything bro please"

[simple pilot]

what is wrong with Hive beggars these days 💔🥀

[heavy spindle]

lmaos 😂

[dusk plover]

"I will be your slave" and wants angels and demons ticket 💀

kinda ironic

[simple pilot]

😭🙏

[zenith heart]

“please speed i need this 😩” ahh beggar

[simple pilot]

fr 😭🙏💔🥀

[dusk plover]

"My mom kinda homeless"

[simple pilot]

lmao so real

[sturdy needle]

Will u do anything tho

[simple pilot]

That's the real question

They're probably just gonna block me if i gift them lmao

[dusk plover]

ive had someone do that

then i targeted them on skywars to the point they raged

[simple pilot]

😭🙏

[sturdy needle]

One guy still glazes me bro i just gifted a single token gift

[echo sierra]

I just bully them, because it's funny

[simple pilot]

😭🙏

[late ice]

will you steal a car download films?

[sturdy needle]

😭

[sturdy needle]

[dusk plover]

when you gifted 50 dollars worth of gifts on christmas just to be nice like me you get paraded like youre pewdiepie

only for a few seconds and when u run out youre suddenly the worst

[echo sierra]

because little goblins only want the goodies, once you stop they just hate you

they don't care abt nothing else

[dusk plover]

only the real ones know that kind of pain when 50 12 year olds chase you for gifting more than 3 gifts

[simple pilot]

OMG IT'S SO REAL

[echo sierra]

I dropped ONE over Christmas bc that's all i could afford, and I was crowded. (It was a hat btw)

[late ice]

i gave one a mount the other week, even said i'm not a gifter, now i can't be left alone after getting on 😭

[dusk plover]

i made a grave mistake by gifting my friend ultimate

[simple pilot]

😔

[simple pilot]

i did that like 2 times

becuz he lost his main

[dusk plover]

i regret it to this day

[simple pilot]

so I gave on his alt

[cosmic nymph]

I did that a...few...times.

[simple pilot]

Why?

[simple pilot]

same lol

[cosmic nymph]

Damn...one...mount....

[dusk plover]

because every single non ultimate on my friends list found out

[simple pilot]

😭🙏

[dusk plover]

every... single... one

[simple pilot]

rip twin ✌️

[dusk plover]

and now to this day i only add ultimate or plus

[simple pilot]

🔥

[young anvil]

They're not really friends if they're asking for gifts 😭 🙏

[simple pilot]

I have LOTS of people begging me for gifts

[cosmic nymph]

This is why I removed everyone on my friend's list.

[dusk plover]

no offense to reg but yall gave me a bad wrap

[simple pilot]

True true I'm gonna unadd the beggars on my f list

[young anvil]

A lot of my friends offer to gimme ult but I like being green it's not supposed to be about the rank

[cosmic nymph]

The grays always do that.

[young anvil]

Like ofc ppl want rank but if ur always asking for rank it's really not the point of friends 😭 🙏

[dusk plover]

one kid was so new to hive he thought all ultimate users were YT

[echo sierra]

tbh I only bought ult bc I had no idea on what to save up for

[dusk plover]

you bet i milked that

[young anvil]

I got gifted green even tho I wanted to stay grey 😔

[dusk plover]

no weird stuff

[young anvil]

😭

[cosmic nymph]

Could've been me.

[shrewd elbow]

So if I was regular rank you wouldn't add me, bro...

[young anvil]

GG.

[dusk plover]

i dont have you added regardless 😭

[echo sierra]

next thing you know, you'll be purple 😭

[simple pilot]

I can make that happen

[barren tundra]

I would bro

[dusk plover]

ive never even seen you ingame

[young anvil]

PLEASE NO 😭

[simple pilot]

once i get my money :p

[young anvil]

NOOOO

[shrewd elbow]

Yeah bro but hypothetically speaking bro

[young anvil]

Please let me stay green 😭

[simple pilot]

yk what let me see if I can do it rn

[shrewd elbow]

[simple pilot]

:p

[young anvil]

DECLINE

[shrewd elbow]

Thanks baldy bro you're a real one bro

[cosmic nymph]

You would've already been purple if I had my way.

[dusk plover]

i would add you but the chances are slim because ive never seen you ingame

[young anvil]

DECLINE DECLINE

STOP

@echo sierra WHAT DID U DO

[barren tundra]

Always bro

[late ice]

ur turning purp later

[shrewd elbow]

Never come across me in-game bro I've been falling off the map so much lately trying the new controls bro

[young anvil]

GET OUT 😭

NO

RAGEBAIT 💔

[simple pilot]

lucky my money is short by ₱50 ($1)

[barren tundra]

Bro practice on me bro

[young anvil]

Let me be unique

[cosmic nymph]

I can cover you.

[young anvil]

WOOHOO

[dusk plover]

i would never know because your name isnt clanker deer ingame isnt it

[simple pilot]

wait sm1 is owing me tokens

[young anvil]

NO

[young anvil]

NOOO

[simple pilot]

I can ask him to gift ya ulti

[shrewd elbow]

Okay later bro I wanna beat up YoXi1m too bro this joystick is horrendous to use bro

[young anvil]

GET OUT

[late ice]

enjoy the last few hrs you have of green

[dusk plover]

dont become the purple

[young anvil]

HELP ME

[dusk plover]

the purple comes with a price...

[shrewd elbow]

I use clanker deer for in-game stuff too bro

[young anvil]

HELP

[barren tundra]

Okay bro let me know when bro

[dusk plover]

more than just money...

[young anvil]

HELP

[simple pilot]

ooh 👀

[young anvil]

Guys someone's giving away free ult!!!!!!

[shrewd elbow]

Okay bro I'll telepathically call you bro

[dusk plover]

everyone will think youre a sweat

[echo sierra]

Ma'am, I was only responding to what you said :p

[simple pilot]

maybe he won't he'll just gift u @young anvil

[simple pilot]

@young anvil

[cosmic nymph]

Me

[young anvil]

I suck at this game btw

[barren tundra]

Okay bro

[cosmic nymph]

Too bad everyone is already purple in this chat.

[simple pilot]

Ultimate will make your life miserable

[cosmic nymph]

🥹

[young anvil]

D1 walking off the map

[simple pilot]

Except @young anvil

[dusk plover]

you have a nice ign and u suck at the game?

[cosmic nymph]

🫃

[barren tundra]

Yes I suck at the game

[young anvil]

This ign is older than half my siblings 😭

[dusk plover]

i remember when clanker had no ultimate

[young anvil]

It's my COUSINS

I stole it cuz I can't be og

[cosmic nymph]

Damn bro steals accounts too? Report him to Mojang folks.

[dusk plover]

my account is older than i am

[echo sierra]

I remember when ultimate wasn't even a thing

[simple pilot]

@young anvil you'll get targeted by everyone and you'll see ppl saying "can you gift me" and ppl will say "sweat"

[simple pilot]

same ❤️

[simple pilot]

^^^

[cosmic nymph]

It wasn't even that long ago...

[young anvil]

@shy spear free ult u want?

[simple pilot]

Yeah almost 1 year

[young anvil]

NOOO

[dusk plover]

my account has been around longer than ive been alive

[shrewd elbow]

My aurafarm was too good bro

[young anvil]

Dude my user is NAWT clean 😭

[simple pilot]

:)

[dusk plover]

i dont even know the original ign

[young anvil]

Ok good I'm still green.

[young anvil]

This is my one and only ign

[hollow stratus]

hi

[young anvil]

Do you want free ultimate.

[dusk plover]

ive had my name changed more times than i paid my phone bill

[shrewd elbow]

Someday I'll get you to do /synchronize after you've been gifted ultimate bro..

[hollow stratus]

uh

sure

[young anvil]

GETOUT

[barren tundra]

Good bro

[shrewd elbow]

What's this baldy doing here bro

[young anvil]

@simple pilot this one

[dusk plover]

ngl the worst name i had i remember it and i wanna forget it

[late ice]

for now

[young anvil]

Drop the name

[hollow stratus]

thank you

[shrewd elbow]

Is it cweak bro

[hollow stratus]

like a lot

[young anvil]

Gift it to @hollow stratus 😭🙏

I DONT WANT

[young anvil]

Look I'm tryna stay green 💔

[echo sierra]

tbf, lucky will be green here, but purple in game, IF the gift happens

[dusk plover]

prettycatt33

[young anvil]

IM STILL GREEN

[hollow stratus]

hive+ looks better than hive ult imo

[dusk plover]

the most unsweaty name

[hollow stratus]

the bright green name

[narrow olive]

here at the earthquake museum we like to make people a little scared

[hollow stratus]

is nice

[dusk plover]

i wish ultmate was blue

[young anvil]

I just wanna be green

[sturdy needle]

@barren tundra

[hollow stratus]

but i like purple too

[hollow stratus]

YES

[shrewd elbow]

EW BRO

[hollow stratus]

OMG

[dusk plover]

HELP WH

[narrow olive]

White House?

[sturdy needle]

@shrewd elbow

[young anvil]

Ja

[shrewd elbow]

@sturdy needle

[dusk plover]

or i wish Ultimate was Orange

[sturdy needle]

@dusk plover

[shrewd elbow]

Orange is so cool bro

[young anvil]

Maybe @simple pilot will give u

[dusk plover]

@sturdy needle

[narrow olive]

diamond blue

[young anvil]

I have a taker just don't gimme purple 😭🙏

[hollow stratus]

okok

[sturdy needle]

@narrow olive

[narrow olive]

thats me

[dusk plover]

Oooo what if Ultimate players could change their color

[simple pilot]

nein i choose you :p

[young anvil]

Jaja he's threatening me to get infected with purple

[simple pilot]

fr lol like Zeqa

[young anvil]

No but look they're green too

[dusk plover]

i would make mine yellow

:)

[simple pilot]

soo??? I still choose you :p

[sturdy needle]

Js gift other guy

[young anvil]

@hollow stratus SAVE ME

[simple pilot]

anyways it's not that I can gift or sm 😭🙏 I don't have enof tokens ._.

[narrow olive]

Could on java hive 😔

[simple pilot]

damn

[sturdy needle]

🥀

[young anvil]

Life's good.

[dusk plover]

WHYYYY

[hollow stratus]

bro

[young anvil]

I'm saved

Being broke comes in clutch

[sturdy needle]

Ill ask alter to gift youu

[young anvil]

WOO!!

[sturdy needle]

Dw bro

[hollow stratus]

just gift me instead

[narrow olive]

hardest cope of the 21st century

[granite cave]

@young anvil

[young anvil]

Get him to gift cheict

[simple pilot]

😭🙏 lucky

no wonder ur name is lucky

[sturdy needle]

Okay bet

[simple pilot]

LMAO

[sturdy needle]

If i remember the user

[young anvil]

Keep me green good sir.

[granite cave]

What about one punch man s3 being good?

[dusk plover]

if i had to choose a final color for Hive ultimate i would choose orange or custom colors

[young anvil]

@granite cave

[granite cave]

@young anvil 🫂

[dusk plover]

i would make mine pale orange

[granite cave]

🫂 what?

[young anvil]

🫂

[late ice]

ultimate should be chartreuse

[dusk plover]

ultimate being black

O-O

[young anvil]

A

[dusk plover]

every emo sweat in the lobby:

[young anvil]

"my games lagging"

[hollow stratus]

[dusk plover]

ill never stop thinking about that one random guy in 2023 that has a sick ign but was banned for flying

[hollow stratus]

[young anvil]

What ign

[hollow stratus]

[young anvil]

NEEAAATTT

[dusk plover]

Cheetos

[young anvil]

Fire. I came up with a goated username for my friend wish I took it for myself

[dusk plover]

I used to be the original owner of user "Wildin"

[young anvil]

COOOLL

What happened to it?

[dusk plover]

somebody hacked it

[late ice]

that's wild

[dusk plover]

pun intended

i never played mc on it though