🐝・hive-chat

[honest forge]

Nuh uh

[weary abyss]

Ello

[honest forge]

Goated discord handle btw

[shrewd elbow]

Thank you bro

[weary abyss]

I would agree with you but I low-key just joined

[honest forge]

No way it’s evil pomni

[honest forge]

Welcome!!

[shrewd elbow]

[weary abyss]

Thank you

[honest forge]

Ofc bro

[remote marten]

@clear bane

[weary abyss]

I gotta start playing Minecraft more often

[honest forge]

Listen, there’s one very important piece of advice I gotta give you about this place

@sterile bone is not to be trusted

He’s evil silver

[remote marten]

@lilacthree6302 this guy is hacking ban him wrist anticheat ever ruins whole playing experience can't even play this guy had 5 block reach everyone reported him yet no response ban or anything @clear bane

[honest forge]

In DMs ofc

(Mods please I am joking)

[fluid cedar]

i own

all of you as my

[granite garden]

Hii

[weary abyss]

You ain't own nothing

[fluid cedar]

why

[weary abyss]

Cause you broke

[fluid cedar]

…

out of evry reason possible…

you chose

wow

[weary abyss]

Better yet no one should ever have one

[fluid cedar]

why not

[weary abyss]

I did not mean to say it like that xs

Xd

[fluid cedar]

i own many

ok

go on

finish it

[weary abyss]

SAY IT

You finish it

Nah the emoji version

Chat he's banned

[honest forge]

Oh wow that didn’t take long

@humble current erm

[dull carbon]

hey chat

[honest forge]

😭😭

Thanks bro

[shrewd elbow]

Hello bro

[dull carbon]

what is up brotato chip

i just got off hive bro

[shrewd elbow]

That's fine bro I was going to sabotage you in na region but then I got sleepy and left bro

[dull carbon]

i just rmred u texted me bro im sorry i forgot to text back bro

[shrewd elbow]

[honest forge]

3 purple guys vs forky from toy story

[shrewd elbow]

jeongin would manage to lose despite not being a part of the battle bro

[honest forge]

I can relate

[dull carbon]

not true bro

[shrewd elbow]

[shrewd elbow]

I would get the clips of you falling through regular bridge gaps if I wasn't lazy bro..

[dull carbon]

cause u dont have them bro…

[glad thistle]

I love kittens!!!!!

[weak bison]

with the best 💅

[dull carbon]

yes (myself ofc)

[weak bison]

o wow

[exotic turret]

[hallow kernel]

Last

[balmy spoke]

@fierce hull uwu

[lilac zenith]

meow

[glossy thistle]

my package is coming tomorrow instead of saturday ❤️‍🩹

[fallow hamlet]

🇸🇮

[solid cave]

hi

[ripe edge]

Hey

[cloud tinsel]

Omg it's youu

[ripe edge]

Indeed

Who u

Ohhhh wait

Rosey¿

[cloud tinsel]

[ripe edge]

Hru it's been forever

[cloud tinsel]

I'm gooddd, it has been ages

How've you been

[ripe edge]

I've been good just busy lately

[cloud tinsel]

That's fair, same 😭

I require a vacation

[ripe edge]

Where would u go

[cloud tinsel]

Just nearby to another city, we're probably going with my nephew

[ripe edge]

Oh nice

[cloud tinsel]

I do want to visit Switzerland though

[ripe edge]

It's lovely

[cloud tinsel]

So I've heard

I'm interested in the mountains

[shrewd elbow]

justbaldin is justgaslightin bro

[ripe edge]

Tru

[dull carbon]

bro…..

[hallow kernel]

Last

[prime wharf]

Hi wosa

[bright knot]

What is that?

[quick lantern]

a big giveaway

[hallow kernel]

Me too only $10 to enter

LOL

[quick lantern]

9 people are selected in this giveaway only 6 can join.

[ripe edge]

Bro what

[quick lantern]

how much minecoins? comw in dm

[hallow kernel]

Least obvious scam

[ripe edge]

😂

[fallow hamlet]

ce

[cloud tinsel]

[prime wharf]

Wosa you friend request me?

[spring plume]

get SCAMMED

[quick lantern]

brh

[hallow kernel]

@cerulean onyx is there a reason you're not announcing this giveaway

[quick lantern]

i have a pic wait sharing u guys

[cloud tinsel]

Please don't spread misinformation here

[hallow kernel]

lmao

[fallow hamlet]

bro does NOT know bro

[cloud tinsel]

Sorry I don't add anyone :(

[pulsar silo]

Wosa do hive moderators warn people?

[prime wharf]

Ok what if I sent you a request on hive?

[rain pulsar]

bruh

[hallow kernel]

gng yes they're moderators

[pulsar silo]

She said she won’t

[hallow kernel]

Gotta collect as many important people as possible!! Forget real friends

[fallow hamlet]

that’s a lie

they hold hands, sing, and dance

[pulsar silo]

Well, lots of Cups and Tails

[ripe edge]

Gn yall

[twin geyser]

Now i know how to solve the problem
So i texted hive/appeal at the first site scrolling down too much until i found it so, click here->others->describe your problem->insert name and email

[ripe edge]

Imy rosey

[lilac zenith]

meow

[cloud tinsel]

Punishment information isn't something I can share, but I think it's self explanatory :3

[twin geyser]

Just because I have issues to connect the hive server in Minecraft

[lethal magnet]

Hi

[rain pulsar]

gi

[twin geyser]

Hi bro

[cloud tinsel]

Goodnightt, see you around

[pulsar silo]

I mean like on the Hive servers xd there are these guys named Cups and Tails that have alts

[twin geyser]

@cloud tinsel, i can't connect to the hive server in Minecraft no matter what, can you help me?

[pulsar silo]

And they always have the same hacks and use it blatantly but never get banned

[hallow kernel]

Open a report then. Wosabella is a Discord moderator, not a Hive Team Moderator

[cloud tinsel]

Oh, it's best to report these players wherever you are able to!

[fallow hamlet]

i think help is needed

i can’t prove it though

[pulsar silo]

I’m sure multiple people did

[hallow kernel]

Then they aren't cheating

[twin geyser]

Bro

[pulsar silo]

Will do, always have, always will

[twin geyser]

[prime wharf]

Good night wosa see you later

[dusk adder]

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[pulsar silo]

You’re obviously a random if you don’t know Cups and Tails

[cloud tinsel]

Good night :D

[hallow kernel]

I'M a random???

I've been playing on The Hive since 2013 kid

Don't try that with me

[fallow hamlet]

and who is that?

[glossy thistle]

the hives been out that long? i didn’t know that

[pulsar silo]

@void yew this guy says cups and tails aren’t cheating lol

[cloud tinsel]

Woah let's be nice everyone

[twin geyser]

Oh bro i tried every possible way from this embed message, but it didn't work

[hallow kernel]

LOL

[twin geyser]

So I'll appeal even if I'm not banned

[hallow kernel]

I remember the very first lobby, the big tree

[pulsar silo]

If you know you know

[fallow hamlet]

but i don’t know

[cloud tinsel]

Try contacting support then, it'll be the best thing to do 🙏

[twin geyser]

I did

Recently

I did others

Not in-game punishment

[hallow kernel]

Yep. Moderator rank was red, and @sage dock was the Staff Manager iirc

[pulsar silo]

If you play bedwars or smthn you’ll find out

[hallow kernel]

They only had 3 games in 2013!

[fallow hamlet]

region?

[pulsar silo]

Usually NA

[twin geyser]

Now they had several more

[pulsar silo]

like 100% of the time NA

[fallow hamlet]

yeah nah

[glossy thistle]

what games

[fallow hamlet]

not once

[twin geyser]

From Kazakhstan

[hallow kernel]

TIMV, The Herobrine and Survival Games. The first lobby was a huge tree in the middle and some buildings for the games.

[twin geyser]

🇰🇿🦅

[hallow kernel]

To join games, you used to click a sign and it said like [Join] TIMV1 and it would say which map!

[twin geyser]

Yeah, what a memory where i didn't exist

[hallow kernel]

oh

[glossy thistle]

i thought server was out 2013 tho

[fallow hamlet]

it was

[glossy thistle]

did you not exist in 2013

[bright knot]

On java ?

[glossy thistle]

so you existed? 😭

[fallow hamlet]

nahhhh on legacy edition

[hallow kernel]

Yep! The OG Hive was on Java Eduition and opened in 2013

[bright knot]

I got two different answers😭

[hallow kernel]

And it was ONLY EU. It was HiveMC.eu

[fallow hamlet]

and one was sarcasm

[twin geyser]

Everyone is talking about 2006, and they wanted to get it back, so if i travelled to 2006, I'll take 5 years just to be born

[bright knot]

Im lost

[granite cave]

Wii u edition 😈

[hallow kernel]

mfw I predate 2006

[glossy thistle]

ya bro idk what you’re talking about 😭

[granite cave]

He's speaking English 2

[hallow kernel]

Oh my gosh and they had these buildings you could go in to change your armor in the hub

[bright knot]

People miss 2015/2016 era

[hallow kernel]

And Premium playerrs had a little lobby thing

[glossy thistle]

😂 he’s just confusing me

[granite cave]

😭

[twin geyser]

I miss 2006 when i didn't exist 5 years before I've been borned, or started my existence

[rain pulsar]

bros 4

[granite cave]

What

[glossy thistle]

first we were talking about 2013 and now you bring up 2006 😭

[fallow hamlet]

yeah you’re yapping

[granite cave]

Hi coury

[bright knot]

[fallow hamlet]

hello apple

[twin geyser]

Yeah, always this crying emoji at the end

[granite cave]

🫂 get hugged

[hallow kernel]

@cloud tinsel that guy with the minecoin thing just DMed me

How do I report

[fallow hamlet]

NO

[hallow kernel]

For DM infractions

[twin geyser]

Wow who

[rain pulsar]

exterminate

[hallow kernel]

@quick lantern

[granite cave]

[hallow kernel]

The guy who "knows" Pontyboyy advertising his scam giveaway earlier

[quick lantern]

hmm?

[granite cave]

The guy who knows the guy who knows the guy who is the guy!

[quick lantern]

brh not pontyboyy

[hallow kernel]

Any Discord Moderators pls? This is an online safety thing

[quick lantern]

its pontyboyy2204 kid

[hallow kernel]

You literally said you knew him

[bright knot]

Yap

[empty geyser]

im screen mirroring my laptop on my tv rn so im sending this on like a 2 meter tv

[hallow kernel]

Gng the grift is so hard 😭

[granite cave]

Hmm maybe

[twin geyser]

Age verification is occured in the uk

[quick lantern]

brh its pontyboyy2204

[empty geyser]

@granite cave hay snap

[hallow kernel]

Then he's impersonating people and still breaking Hive rules

[granite cave]

🫂 hey BUDDY hru

[empty geyser]

goodiez wyd

[granite cave]

Managing the existential dread quite well today; I’ve successfully convinced myself that I actually exist

[glossy thistle]

my battery is at 67%

[twin geyser]

Bro

[granite cave]

NOO!!!

[rain pulsar]

8 braincells

[fallow hamlet]

yeah, where’s the sniper rifle?

[bright knot]

[twin geyser]

I am an actual bro

[empty geyser]

good use of a semicolon sir, and idk if we exist, ask @granite cave

[cloud tinsel]

It would be best for you to block them and report their messages to Discord

[raw drift]

ITS BEEN 2 MONTHS
Im back guys
How's hive

[raw drift]

My favourite appleeeee

[hallow kernel]

Can I still report him on Hive for it? He's now claiming that he meant somebody ign "pontyboyy2004" or something, which is clearly impersonation

[granite cave]

Wth?

[bright knot]

🫘

[lethal magnet]

Someone's sniping me :( how can I report

[bright knot]

Beanzz

[granite cave]

🫂

[hallow kernel]

This is a scammer. Everybody block him

[quick lantern]

brh ok block

[twin geyser]

Did you know?
That easter island is controlled by chile, and in easter island, there is so many🗿? So chile is the actual🗿

[hallow kernel]

Don't hop in my DMs offering me minecoins from a fake website and then be rude to me when I call it a scam.

[inland sequoia]

wonder if the easter bunny lives in easter island

[fallow hamlet]

and i wonder if Santa lives in Finland

[twin geyser]

🇨🇱: hey, stop it😡

I

I

[cloud tinsel]

You're welcome to submit a report through the #🚔・report-rulebreakers channel

[twin geyser]

🇨🇱

[bright knot]

I wonder if greens live in greenland

[hallow kernel]

I will..just hoping the context is taken into account

[twin geyser]

_

_

[twin geyser]

I wonder if ice lives in Iceland

[glossy thistle]

i have a friend who lives in greenland

[twin geyser]

[bright knot]

Good for them

[cloud tinsel]

And the island is made out of chocolate

[rain pulsar]

is that even a real place ✌️ 😂

[bright knot]

[hallow kernel]

Silly! The island is made of bunnies and the bunnies there are chocolate

[twin geyser]

I wonder if chile is an actual vegetable

[inland sequoia]

with candycanes as flowers 🥹

[fallow hamlet]

i wonder if whales live in Wales

[cloud tinsel]

Chili :3

[twin geyser]

I wonder sheep can rule new Zealand

[cloud tinsel]

Close enough

[hallow kernel]

I have no idea actually I'm from Mars

[cloud tinsel]

Oh

[glossy thistle]

hey i bought ultimate on the hive but it doesn’t show up on disc

[inland sequoia]

you can do /sync here while in game

[cloud tinsel]

They do actually

[hallow kernel]

I think it's like /sync or something

[fallow hamlet]

and Subaru tried eating them… it didn’t end well

[glossy thistle]

i keep trying it

just did it now

[cloud tinsel]

Yes run the /sync command here

[bright knot]

🫘
Beanzz

[twin geyser]

Synchronize!

[inland sequoia]

while in game if it doesnt work

[hallow kernel]

Or you can unlink in-game and then link again.

[fallow hamlet]

wow

[glossy thistle]

what command is that

[dusk adder]

Unlinking Your Minecraft Account

To unlink the Minecraft account that is currently linked to your Discord account, simply type /unlink in any channel on our Discord server. You can also unlink in-game by typing /discord unlink.

Once you have unlinked your account you will need to link another account to be able to send messages again. Information about doing this can be found in the #👋・welcome-read-me channel.

[hallow kernel]

To unlink your Discord account in-game type /discord unlink

[bright knot]

I feel like irl parkourists are just trying to speed run death

[hallow kernel]

nah. But funny story when I was in high school I tried jumping from a concrete dock at an old beach to a differnt concrete block in the water and failed horribly

Live laugh concussion

[inland sequoia]

i got up to level 3 in parkour irl, I quit that game 😔

[glossy thistle]

ight i re linked

bru

[hallow kernel]

lmao

[glossy thistle]

yea idk

[bright knot]

I once was coming out of a swimming pool a few years ago and accidentally slipped and i was soo close to getting my jews broken but by some miracle only parts of my teath broke

[glossy thistle]

wait in order to use ultimate do i have to buy plus first or sum

[fallow hamlet]

no

[floral veldt]

Nope

[rain pulsar]

i fell off a cliff, rolled into like knee level water, squished my liver and bladder and instantly had to pee like insanely bad

[hallow kernel]

It'll just take a day or so for Discord. If the rank is not active in game run /fixpurchase or try to change regions a few times

[rain pulsar]

thought i was gonna start flying

[hallow kernel]

LOL

[rain pulsar]

worst part was my fishing rod breaking ☹️

[hallow kernel]

smh. They're so expensive and for what

I'd rather have a $30 pole with like $200 of mods to it

[pulsar silo]

Hahahaha

[hallow kernel]

Than a $100 pole with $200 of mods on it

[pulsar silo]

U should get a good pole

Don’t be stingy about a passion

[bright knot]

[pulsar silo]

You should jump off instead of fall off

U have a better chance of landing in water

For the liver u should get that checked out

[lilac zenith]

meow

[fallow hamlet]

the god dang cat…

[lilac zenith]

meow meow

[fallow hamlet]

those god dang cats…

[lilac zenith]

meow

[glossy thistle]

yea i dont think ultimate is even activated on my account

[hallow kernel]

/fixpurchase and relog in-game

[upbeat girder]

hey everyonee

[glad thistle]

I love kittens!!!!

[upbeat girder]

I love e kittens

[tiny cradle]

what

[hallow kernel]

Last

[tiny cradle]

congrats

[lilac zenith]

huh

[fleet raft]

My smile dropped

[sturdy needle]

Good morning

[lilac zenith]

good morning

[sturdy needle]

Supposed to wake up at 6 i woke up at 12

I'm so cooked in finals

[glossy thistle]

wait i figured out the problem

Yooooo

i fixed it

[hallow kernel]

Yay you!

[upbeat girder]

😭

[lilac zenith]

moo

[glossy thistle]

random but my uncle had a cow

[tiny cradle]

.

[plush crater]

I’m one dw

[plush crater]

[lilac zenith]

awww

I love cows

meow

[worldly swan]

Heyhey

[shrewd elbow]

I love eating cows bro

[shrewd elbow]

You will succeed bro I believe in you bro

[merry prawn]

Hello, Hive Legends.

[glossy thistle]

yea but idk what ended up happening to the cow

[shrewd elbow]

You just copied me because I said cooked squad legends in our server bro

Fake clankist bro

[merry prawn]

my bad bro

[shrewd elbow]

Bazinga bro

[inland sequoia]

Legends. Hello, Hive

[worldly swan]

🟨

I need to add a Steve emoji to my server so I can say it right

[inland sequoia]

👑

[inland sequoia]

[worldly swan]

Is.. is that supposed to be me?

[plain rampart]

Yellow grass

[worldly swan]

[inland sequoia]

No clue, I put chu in the emoji search and that was first

[worldly swan]

[ripe edge]

Hey

[worldly swan]

I found it!!

[inland sequoia]

whens the next YT rank short coming out

[worldly swan]

🟨

[inland sequoia]

🟨

[north inlet]

[worldly swan]

Prob this Saturday, Sunday or Monday bro its taking forever.. I dont wanna make this many shorts about it... but oh well

[inland sequoia]

honestly just pull a zorbified

[worldly swan]

Long form coming Friday tho so that should do good

[solid cave]

hi

[inland sequoia]

[worldly swan]

Yeah... I hate those ones tho.. "remix if you land on this block"

Such a strange trend

[inland sequoia]

I stopped doing that

[worldly swan]

[inland sequoia]

all 3k of my subs are all dead subs

now I am trying to actually get hive subs yk

[worldly swan]

Thats rough 😔

[worldly swan]

Thats good

[inland sequoia]

not going to well though 😔 😔

[worldly swan]

It takes time 😔

[void yew]

Lol

[inland sequoia]

I wanna show you something

[worldly swan]

Unless your nibbles

[worldly swan]

Ok

[void yew]

@pulsar silo fr what a non

[pulsar silo]

Ong

[void yew]

I hope they recover

[pulsar silo]

🙏

[serene valley]

ELLIOT???

[pulsar silo]

Do u like being a random?

[hallow kernel]

Why do you call me a random?

[merry prawn]

yeah bro he's a hive legend bro

[hallow kernel]

gng I've been playing Hive since before Hypixel even existed

I genuinely do not know what that is.

Why would me not knowing what that is make me a random

I joined in 2013 on Java Edition and played only Java Edition until then

Who even are you

[lilac zenith]

meow meow

[hallow kernel]

Your ragebait isn't working and I'm reporting you for harassment.

[left osprey]

Ooo

What did I miss

[merry prawn]

beef

[left osprey]

Ooo

My favorite

[plush crater]

Meow

[lilac zenith]

mrow

[plush crater]

Mrow fr

[empty geyser]

[eager night]

[dusky echo]

what was the beef gng

[lilac zenith]

cow beef

moo

[hallow kernel]

I don't know what "Cup and Tails" is so I am a random

Idrk gng I have a job so

[glossy thistle]

😂

[ripe dove]

where can i find people to play with

[glossy thistle]

wth is cup and tails

[hallow kernel]

#🥳・looking-for-party

[lilac zenith]

#🥳・looking-for-party ^^

[shrewd elbow]

You're goated for that bro

[left osprey]

Lmao

[vagrant harness]

clamker bro

[tight dirge]

helo

[plush crater]

Me

[plush crater]

What is that

[hallow kernel]

TYYYYY

[hallow kernel]

I literally have no clue lol. Just some kids ragebaiting I think

[plush crater]

Genuinely never heard of that in my life

Sounds like something out of sonic

[glossy thistle]

onb

[hallow kernel]

That's what I thought? Maybe from when they did the Sonic maps lol

[plush crater]

Yeah maybe I ain’t sure though

[hallow kernel]

I think I still have my Sonic costume lel

[plush crater]

On the internet you genuinely can’t find anything “cup and tails”

[hallow kernel]

ya weird

[plush crater]

I honestly don’t remember if I got any of the Sonic stuff on my account

I remember playing but like not often

[leaden schooner]

sonic stuff?

[shrewd elbow]

Hi Aashellbyebye bro

[plush crater]

Yeah wss an event a while back, don’t remember when tho

[hallow kernel]

I saw that message lol whoever you were

[little haven]

i forgot u cant curse

anyways i only got the sonic costume back then sadly

[plush crater]

You can say a few

Like damn and ass

[leaden schooner]

i think that was 2024 or 2023
cant tell cuz i started palying end 2023

[plush crater]

For some reason

[shrewd elbow]

I have the tails costume on my main bro

And the eggman death run skin

[plush crater]

Although damn aint much of one id argue

[little haven]

i dont think i knew even how to get tails or knuckles

[little haven]

i used the p word

[plush crater]

Yeah I’m pretty sure I only got sonic

[plush crater]

Ahh fairs

[little haven]

kinda sad there hasnt rly been a collab like that since the sonic event tho

microsoft needs to put in a good word again

[leaden schooner]

next one should be mr beast

[gilded veldt]

[sturdy needle]

[hallow kernel]

Hive x Spongebob

Need it tyyyy. I want Murder Mystery in Bikini Bottom

[glossy thistle]

they should collab with me lowk

[oblique parcel]

squidwards house would be a map alone

[granite cave]

Wasssaap!!!

[hallow kernel]

Or a big Chum Bucket map for BW

Idk I think Ed or ClankStar need to get on the phone w Spongebob NOW

[tropic birch]

or a LTM where you cook as many krabby patties as fast as possible

[glossy thistle]

i’ll make some calls

[hallow kernel]

LOL. What gamemode would this be 😭

[granite cave]

Well well well look who decided to be purple now...

[glossy thistle]

lol i figured out what the issue was

[hallow kernel]

You are now PATTIES level 3!

[tropic birch]

it's a bit of a classic in java servers
you see what they want, then get the ingredients, put them together, serve, then clean the table

[granite cave]

🫂 get hugged

[hallow kernel]

Oh like old Restraunt Rush

[glossy thistle]

🫂

[hallow kernel]

I remember that game lol

[tropic birch]

yea that's the name

[granite cave]

I can fix it!

[hallow kernel]

tbh that game would prob go hard here

[tropic birch]

Bob the builder ahh

[hallow kernel]

I could see it going a lot better and more engaging in Bedrock

[granite cave]

Tbh I was going more for a fix it Felix

[tropic birch]

I can see that
it's a good game for mobile players

[granite cave]

Or

[hallow kernel]

And it's easy relaxed pace. Nice detox game

yk for when I get reached on by a level 100 BED kid

[granite cave]

Hive adds skyblock and we yearn from the mines 😈

[hallow kernel]

Yk they're making a separate Skyblock server thing right

[tropic birch]

yep
even I would come back from retirement to play it

[granite cave]

Wdym separate?

[left osprey]

Hai

Bai

[granite cave]

🫂

[left osprey]

🫂

[hallow kernel]

Skyblock Horizons

[tropic birch]

caught you

[left osprey]

NOOO

[tropic birch]

[granite cave]

LIQUID!!!!!

Thats is no solid snake!!!

[dry cove]

Hi hive discord I am new

[granite cave]

🫂 welcome back buddy

[tropic birch]

greetings, 2020 joiner

[tropic birch]

🔥

[dry cove]

Thanks it's been awhile🫂

[granite cave]

Meow!

[shrewd elbow]

[granite cave]

🔥 pfp love that character

[shrewd elbow]

Holy schmoely cow you know him too bro

[granite cave]

Ofc I do buddy pal bucko

😭

[shrewd elbow]

You're an awesome apple bro

[granite cave]

City BOi

CITY BOY!!!

😭 😭 😭 😭

Wth does this even mean!

[granite cave]

🫂 thx bro

[shrewd elbow]

no Broblemotron bro

[granite cave]

🫂 Roger Roger

[shrewd elbow]

[granite cave]

😭 evil pomni?

[shrewd elbow]

Yeah bro

[granite cave]

Cain was an ass on last episode

[shrewd elbow]

It was pretty funny bro

[granite cave]

Bro I was so invested 😭

[shrewd elbow]

Me too bro I wasn't expecting it to end that quickly bro

[granite cave]

Ong bro 💯

Fr fr 😭 brotastic!

[shrewd elbow]

Brotacular bro

[granite cave]

Beyond the broverse.

[shrewd elbow]

Alongside brotron leader of all brocepticons bro

[granite cave]

Only if Superbro batbro and spiderbro are there too 😭

[shrewd elbow]

Too true bro

I would've won against cranexe in hive sg that one time back in 2020 if I wasn't lagging bro...

[granite cave]

[pulsar silo]

If ur good at bedwars you’d know that they’re hackers

[granite cave]

Huh?

What 😭

[pulsar silo]

Cups and Tails are hackers lol

[granite cave]

NAHHHH

[pulsar silo]

In bedwars

[granite cave]

WWHAAT!?

Cup and tails? 😭

[pulsar silo]

CupsGG12

I forgot Tails’ full ign

[granite cave]

I probably thing of that as a next upcoming sonic game not that

[granite cave]

Ohhh

Dw abt them they always going on alts

[pulsar silo]

Yeah fr

Somehow not device banned

Their hacks are impressive tho ngl

[glossy thistle]

ahh yes being good at bed wars automatically means i know who they are

[hallow kernel]

Can't wait to get married

[glossy thistle]

you engaged ?

[hallow kernel]

ya

[glossy thistle]

congrats!

[humble current]

[dull mango]

[gilded veldt]

sup!!!

[glossy thistle]

Hi cludfr

[granite cave]

🫂

[granite cave]

🫂

[pulsar silo]

No one said ur good at bedwars???

[glossy thistle]

ok

[pulsar silo]

Being engaged online… I don’t think that’s how it works

[hallow kernel]

What? I'm engaged irl!

[pulsar silo]

Oh nice

Why are u on hive then

[glossy thistle]

free will

[pulsar silo]

Go spend time w ur fiancé bro

[hallow kernel]

I love Hive 😄

[hallow kernel]

Hive > Fiance

[pulsar silo]

Damn, gl to the marriage

[hallow kernel]

lol

[tough sky]

testing

damn it nevermind XD

[daring mural]

historically are the in game hive mods actually good at moderating stuff. i notice some of the people I report I don't see after a short while, but I'm guessing that's just because they log off

[hallow kernel]

Yes

Hive Staff are known for getting the job done.

[daring mural]

bet. does that include teaming as well? im guessing that's a bit more of a touchy subject

because I doubt they have a 1:1 replay of what happens but just general metrics like how close proximity two people are and for how long

[hallow kernel]

All subjects they're good at.

[hallow kernel]

Pretty sure they just watch the replay and base it on context

[daring mural]

alright glad to hear

[narrow olive]

even astrophysics?

[hallow kernel]

Especially astrophysics

[narrow olive]

baller

[hallow kernel]

SR. MOD | Ironmate: e=mc^2

[narrow olive]

thats a throwback

did you play java

[hallow kernel]

yes!

[narrow olive]

nice haha

miss it

[hallow kernel]

ikr

I want them to bring BeeBuild here

[humble current]

battery dash...

[hallow kernel]

I want my plot back

[hallow kernel]

Remember BeeBuild

[daring mural]

i know mineplex has its reputation but i still feel it was pretty underrated

[hallow kernel]

Reputation for staff corruption? Yeah gang and they got scammed TWICE

[daring mural]

[hallow kernel]

SamitoD is running that place into the ground lmao

ScamitoD

[narrow olive]

I think i heard stories? I wasn’t around from like 2015-2018

[hallow kernel]

oh dang

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[daring mural]

oof, didn't hear about allat

[hallow kernel]

Yup. I saw the writing on the walls when he was glazing himself ;p

[daring mural]

probably for the best lol

[hallow kernel]

"How I saved Mineplex"

[narrow olive]

Wasnt there a massive controversy around that lol

[hallow kernel]

BeeBuild or SamitoD

[narrow olive]

Beebuild

[hallow kernel]

I think it was a pain to moderate idk

[narrow olive]

Sad i didnt get the opportunity lmao

[hallow kernel]

I think I remember inappropriate roleplays too LOL

[daring mural]

i wish bedrock didn't exist at all

[hallow kernel]

Iykyk

[daring mural]

such a massive split for no reason

[narrow olive]

whoa!

[hallow kernel]

gng has Ultimate on Hive Bedrock btw

[daring mural]

that's not a cold take?

[astral aspen]

bugcatcappoo

[daring mural]

i mean...

doesn't really mean anything

[hallow kernel]

It's like someone with a luxury car saying they wish roads didn't exist lmao

[trail echo]

meow

[daring mural]

literally

"we should improve society somewhat"
"yet you participate in society. curious!"
"i am very inteligent"

[tropic birch]

[hallow kernel]

I am intelligenter than you

For I am the great zoib, you cannot trick me

[narrow olive]

you are going to play bedrock and you’re going to like it, nonnegotiable

[daring mural]

ok but actually though it's a bad argument 😭

[hallow kernel]

/permban that guy pls ty

[daring mural]

like i play bedrock more sure, but i would prefer if it was just java

[narrow olive]

should’ve asked me 4 years ago

[daring mural]

me buying ult doesnt change it

[hallow kernel]

Also exempt me from Flareon tyyy

Were you ever Bedrock staff idek

[narrow olive]

Briefly

Wasn’t for me

[hallow kernel]

Ok thanks yes exempt me from the Flareon

[narrow olive]

You wish

Just except from flareon; dont play

[hallow kernel]

Banned Allocation with the reason of annoying ironmate

Or something like that

[hallow kernel]

ugh remember friend broadcast

They should add friend broadcast here

[narrow olive]

that was actually a pretty cool feature

“<ign> cheating HIDE23 mod pls help”

[tropic birch]

something something child safety

[hallow kernel]

LOL

[narrow olive]

it was efficient reporting

[hallow kernel]

But then you can't even join HIDE23 bc it says the game is starting

And then you try again and the game ended

[hallow kernel]

Yeah, it worked p well. I also liked having a premium hub to report ppl in

[tropic birch]

damn I forgot about the premium hub

we need this again, it'll let us avoid begging nons

[hallow kernel]

Exactly

Bring back PREMHUB1!

[pulsar silo]

Frrrr

[tropic birch]

YEAH

[narrow olive]

It was cool, but god forbid I ever afk’d in there. “Do your job ironmate”

[shrewd elbow]

[hallow kernel]

Well thats what PREMHUB2 & 3 were for

[narrow olive]

Yea but still

[hallow kernel]

ugh do your job Ironmate

[narrow olive]

People were often unreasonable

[hallow kernel]

lol

No bathroom breaks!!!

[tropic birch]

[shrewd elbow]

[hallow kernel]

ykw I think the Beebuild controversy was when thet closed it

[tropic birch]

well they're still teens
can't expect much from them

[hallow kernel]

I don't think they ever sent out a world download

[quiet warren]

is that you on ur pfp that view is sick

[hallow kernel]

Yes the view of Irlmate is sick

[narrow olive]

[narrow olive]

thats valid

[hallow kernel]

Don't look at me like that

I'll report you to the not useless Marvin

[narrow olive]

yeah! Snowboarding at Heavenly resort at Lake Tahoe. Easily the most stunning resort Ive boarded at

[narrow olive]

Dont you dare disparage either marvin

[hallow kernel]

LOL

What abt traitor SourMatt

Who now works at Hypixel 🤮

[narrow olive]

he cool

[hallow kernel]

no

[narrow olive]

cant be too mad at the guy who asked me if i wanted to be sr mod

[hallow kernel]

smh

He's an opp

[narrow olive]

you sound like a sports fan who had their favorite player leave their team

[hallow kernel]

No I never enjoyed SourMatt

He had this sinister aura around him

I think it was his wither particle hub trail

[narrow olive]

thats crazy

he was a great staff manager

[hallow kernel]

Same with TakesEffort

#1 Opp - TakesEffort

#2 is Little Tigress

I'm prob gonna get muted for that nvm

Everybody on The Hive Team is amazing and great

[narrow olive]

where am i ranked

[hallow kernel]

Ur not

[narrow olive]

that’s unfortch

[hallow kernel]

Only the staff that muted me

[narrow olive]

never had the pleasure ig

[hallow kernel]

Saying the worse version of "wth" ONCE is NOT worthy of a MUTE

[tropic birch]

[hallow kernel]

smh

[narrow olive]

sounds like you were a problem player

[tropic birch]

you rn

[hallow kernel]

Nah I was like 16 so

Or 15 maybe

[tropic birch]

look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[lime comet]

[hallow kernel]

Guys my cat is doing something

[crimson basin]

What

[hallow kernel]

Breathing

[merry marlin]

I'm going to study a master's degree in Computer Engineering at Kyiv Polytechnic Institute for enjoying software

[crimson basin]

Damnnn

[tired fractal]

Yes!!

[crimson basin]

Mee too

[hallow kernel]

ok

[lime comet]

Where have you been?

[hallow kernel]

I have a degree in Parks & Recreation

[tired fractal]

It might be BROKEN!! 😱

[hallow kernel]

I think it is

[tired fractal]

Ive been real-lifing 😰

[lime comet]

Congratulations

[lime comet]

wow wow weee

[glossy thistle]

good luck

and congrats

[merry marlin]

💜

[lone moat]

meow

[hallow kernel]

Last

[narrow olive]

do you know Ron Swanson personally

[glossy thistle]

joe swanson?

[hallow kernel]

No

[glossy thistle]

Even at my lois imma family guy 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[hallow kernel]

I work in the field I'm not a pencil pusher

[pure lily]

Inspiring

[hallow kernel]

I take my parks work very seriously

[glossy thistle]

💯💯💯

[narrow olive]

oh yeah?

[hallow kernel]

Yes. Parks deserve to be clean and accessible for all

[crude iron]

Still no mm update

[hallow kernel]

They're removing MM from the network

[crude iron]

Rockstar studios blike

[hallow kernel]

lol

[leaden schooner]

i like terraria

[glossy thistle]

is your pfp joe keery or am i tripping

[crude iron]

Terraria is good

[hallow kernel]

No that's me

[glossy thistle]

ah i see

[leaden schooner]

when? from where do you know that?

[crude iron]

Yah

[leaden schooner]

whos that

[glossy thistle]

ah i see

[glossy thistle]

actor

music artist

[hallow kernel]

b0xx3r messaged me directly

He told me to spread the gospel

[leaden schooner]

nah cap

why should it be from all people you?

[hallow kernel]

Because I am the great zoib

[crude iron]

😭

[hallow kernel]

He said "oh lord zoib. spread the wisdom that I am to pass unto you"

"we're deleting mm lol"

Direct quote btw

[empty geyser]

Rez 🦵

[crude iron]

misinformation Allocation

[leaden schooner]

he didnt say that

[hallow kernel]

naaahhh

[leaden schooner]

he def didnt say that

[crude iron]

Chase 🏃

[hallow kernel]

I am the great zoib and I know all

[crude iron]

When's Dr update

[empty geyser]

😭 hay!

[empty geyser]

👩‍⚕️ 👨‍⚕️

[glossy thistle]

i’m working on it

[tropic birch]

soooo how are you gonna make a living

[hallow kernel]

Upload brain into AI

duh

[inland sequoia]

hide and seek prestige when

[hallow kernel]

Michelle Obama for Hive Owner 2028

[tropic birch]

natural stupidity vs artificial intelligence be like

[hallow kernel]

Michelle Obama AI please reply to him for me

[tiny cradle]

brother what

[bronze venture]

What

[tiny cradle]

what

[bronze venture]

what

[tiny cradle]

what

[bronze venture]

what

[tiny cradle]

what

I aint doing all this

[bronze venture]

Hahahahahahaha

[tiny cradle]

gg bro ❤️

[lone moat]

chat im eating an eclair

[inland sequoia]

thought you said echair 💔

[sage mountain]

the GOAT

[sage mountain]

we escaping the hive hub with this one boys

[lone moat]

[lone moat]

its so goodddd🤤🤤🤤

[sage mountain]

with or without jam though...

[lone moat]

jam?

[tiny cradle]

wheres my goat

[zealous lily]

heellllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeepppooooo

[lone moat]

🪞

[lone moat]

[gilded veldt]

🫂

[gilded veldt]

hi! I see you got ultimate, congratulations :)

[tiny cradle]

not this thing...

[gilded veldt]

GamesCarrot

[tiny cradle]

ye i dont like you

[gilded veldt]

that's cool

[tiny cradle]

...

[gilded veldt]

not everyone does

🤞

[tiny cradle]

wow ur being very mature

[zealous lily]

@everyone

[gilded veldt]

if you say so

[tiny cradle]

that was tuff

[gilded veldt]

crazy

[zealous lily]

thx

[tiny cradle]

yeah

[gilded veldt]

[tiny cradle]

😒

[gilded veldt]

what's the matter

[tiny cradle]

im just having a bad day thats all twin

[gilded veldt]

oh I'm sorry about that, hope it gets better soon

[tiny cradle]

yeah it wont but thanks

[gilded veldt]

everything gets better eventually

[tiny cradle]

ehhhh

ig

[gilded veldt]

even if it feels hopeless

[tiny cradle]

omg ur the best

[gilded veldt]

I'm not sure if that's sarcasm but I'm here if you need someone to talk to

[tiny cradle]

im talking to u rn

thanks

[lucid basin]

🎏

[gilded veldt]

of course

[jolly dew]

Bedwar anyone

[sage mountain]

so real for this

[tiny cradle]

im real for this

[sage mountain]

im in aus and here sometimes there is jam hidden inside the cream of an eclair

[glossy thistle]

thanks 🙏

[lone moat]

that sounds jammy

[sage mountain]

i dont like jam 😭

[tiny cradle]

yo same

[sage mountain]

we cooking twin

in the big 26

[tiny cradle]

[gilded veldt]

of course

[summer rover]

no ur fake

[tiny cradle]

u play sg

dont chat 2 me

[summer rover]

i literally havent played sg for 2 months

[tiny cradle]

I just wanted something tuff to say

[summer rover]

you are not tuff

at all

[tiny cradle]

wow

[summer rover]

dont chat 2 me

[tiny cradle]

ur not on the bridge lb ✌️ dont chat 2 me

[summer rover]

i am

[tiny cradle]

no

[summer rover]

yes

dont be jealous

[tiny cradle]

ew jealous of u would be a crime

at least 2 days in jail

[summer rover]

at least 6-7 days in jail

[tiny cradle]

[raw seal]

hi guys

[shrewd elbow]

Hi BAYU6767 bro

[raw seal]

hii :D

bro

[shrewd elbow]

[lone moat]

[tiny cradle]

[crude iron]

Hurry up

[lone moat]

everyone in chat play asia gravity plsplsplspls

[obtuse dust]

[glossy thistle]

on it

[shrewd elbow]

I'm sabotaging the dr update bro

[inland sequoia]

is it not queuing

asia gravity might be the most dead

[glossy thistle]

aw man don’t do that

👀

[lone moat]

na is like 1k eu 2k n asia 4k players rn so grav is actually dead

[shrewd elbow]

Sorry bro bw is my #2 goat bro

#1 is treasure wars bro

[tiny cradle]

balright king

[glossy thistle]

lowk valid

[inland sequoia]

😭

[astral aspen]

bw > tw

[lone moat]

its not that bad🫩

[crude iron]

Ping #1 you mean

[shrewd elbow]

What bro

[crude iron]

lol bro

[hallow kernel]

Last

[crude iron]

Add snowballs to bw next.

[summer rover]

sorry im trying to have a good day

[inland sequoia]

please no

[crude iron]

Yes please

[inland sequoia]

imagine a fireball and snowball combo

[astral aspen]

lets see how much fun you would have when they removed bw and brought back tw

[crude iron]

😭

[hallow kernel]

real

[lone moat]

wdym gravity is so fun

[summer rover]

we still glazing tw in 2026 😭✌🏻

[summer rover]

no

[crude iron]

Dead gamemode

[summer rover]

even worse on asia bc i will just teleport

[lone moat]

yes

[lone moat]

maybe

[shrewd elbow]

This much bro 🌌🌌🌌 galaxy sized fun bro

[astral aspen]

enjoy the first week 2k players dropping later to around 1k being 40% grinders , 20% cheaters, 20% casuals and 20% laggy mobile players

[crude iron]

Last time i played gravity was in 2023

[fiery cliff]

Hi

[shrewd elbow]

I love fighting grinders bro that's a good thing for me bro

[lone moat]

i didnt play hive in 2023

[crude iron]

Hi

[crude iron]

Ik

[fiery cliff]

Yooo guess whut

[lone moat]

[astral aspen]

ok but idk if you have fun when they even got an anti sniper

[crude iron]

Yes

[fiery cliff]

I maxed my 6th gamemode

[crude iron]

Gj

[inland sequoia]

we love maxing gamemodes

[shrewd elbow]

What's that bro

[fiery cliff]

Yup

[crude iron]

What's Ur next

[fiery cliff]

Bedwars and ima bout to get prestige

[sterile bone]

Grrr

[crude iron]

Good luck dude

I vouch

[fiery cliff]

Ive completed block drop, block party, bridge, gravity, hide n seek and deathrun

[fiery cliff]

Ty

[shrewd elbow]

Don't forget skywars bro

[fiery cliff]

Im lvl 75 on bedwars at the mo

[astral aspen]

if you get an player for you in a different team pretending to be a random but help and cheat incase theres a sweat team or alts sniping

[crude iron]

Will you max ctf tho

[shrewd elbow]

Sounds like a fun addition to the challenge to me bro I don't mind losing

[fiery cliff]

The thing is im like lvl 38 on that and its very sweaty

[shrewd elbow]

[fiery cliff]

Im lvl 20 on that

[crude iron]

Not so far

[astral aspen]

you will lose in 1 minute

[fiery cliff]

Yup

[crude iron]

@shrewd elbow will carry you in bw

[fiery cliff]

And also mm is a pain aswell

[shrewd elbow]

So I'll queue a new round bro

[buoyant needle]

anybody knows RevyRevillo ??

[shrewd elbow]

[fiery cliff]

No sorry

[crude iron]

Lmao real

[astral aspen]

so you have fun getting 5 gold, getting rushed, lose treasure and thats gonna happen 80% of the time next 100 games because the mode is this dead

[shrewd elbow]

Yes bro all I care about is having fun with the goat that is treasure wars bro

[fiery cliff]

Lvl 46 on that

[crude iron]

Why did bro delete that message

[fiery cliff]

Bc it was a joke

[crude iron]

No hope for bro

[crude iron]

Lol

[fiery cliff]

And no hive u aswell

[shrewd elbow]

When are you playing bedwars asia region with me bro..