🐝・hive-chat

[loud orchid]

H

[left osprey]

I return

I want to sleep

But I wont

[uneven portal]

blehh

[inland sequoia]

[uneven portal]

[shrewd elbow]

But that's a bad idea bro

[left osprey]

Ik

[shrewd elbow]

[shrewd elbow]

I've just become your first subscriber bro

[left osprey]

YES SIRRRR

W CLANKER

[shrewd elbow]

[left osprey]

CLANKER TREE

[valid igloo]

chicken shawarma

[peak scaffold]

yum

[uneven seal]

e

[empty geyser]

@fiery apex

[valid igloo]

@fiery apex

[lime comet]

[valid igloo]

yum

[empty geyser]

@valid igloo

[valid igloo]

@empty geyser

[empty geyser]

@empty geyser

[valid igloo]

@valid igloo

[empty geyser]

LOL

hiii

[valid igloo]

hello

[vocal sparrow]

Oh

[uneven seal]

@uneven seal

Oops

[empty geyser]

😭

[uneven seal]

I pinged myself

[empty geyser]

Fr?

[uneven seal]

@uneven seal

Again

[calm wharf]

I think this is a perfect way to revive a chat

[gritty hollow]

Bro is it just me or is The Hive lagging a bit

[pure scarab]

When is there gonna be kill phrase on bw

[inland sequoia]

hide and seek prestige update when

[autumn citrus]

anyone wanna 1v1 sky?

[vagrant harness]

Aeeeeeecii

[sage kiln]

a day after you get a life.

[uneven seal]

eeeeeee

[inland sequoia]

woah tomorrow, this is amazing

[dusk plover]

when youre trying to get a life but the life isnt getting you

[west vortex]

4th to max not first

[sage nacelle]

yoo

[empty geyser]

this is bait!!!

[west vortex]

Not bait if it’s true

[dusk plover]

where did you get that emoji from

[empty geyser]

Guess what

[west vortex]

Guess what

[empty geyser]

What

[dusk plover]

chicken butt

[west vortex]

You owe me ur savings

[nimble ether]

hi

[west vortex]

[dusk plover]

im gonna steal all your 🍉

[nimble ether]

:(

[dusk plover]

[nimble ether]

😪

[empty geyser]

No u

[west vortex]

But 4th

[empty geyser]

4 is a biiger number than 1

[west vortex]

Now this is me trying to ragebait

[austere fiber]

lol

[dusk plover]

6 is smaller than 7

okay lemme stop

[empty geyser]

Bro gave up

@west vortex ground wars 1v1 me

[dusk plover]

[west vortex]

Sure

[empty geyser]

Is maxing in only solos more impressive

[simple pilot]

chat...

I got banned from Hive

the last time i appealed was 2025

And they said I couldn't appeal again

[empty geyser]

U can

Im sure

[dusk plover]

yeah youre cooked

[simple pilot]

😭🙏 I'm literally grinding BedWars 💔🥀

[simple pilot]

I did I'll wait for their response :3

[vagrant harness]

Who pinged me

[empty geyser]

When api

[peak scaffold]

your pfp is so :3

[peak scaffold]

not me but now it will be @vagrant harness

[vagrant harness]

it was you

:(

[peak scaffold]

im like 99% sure it wasnt

[vagrant harness]

it was you 101%

[peak scaffold]

i dont think— uhm ok girl

[vagrant harness]

Actually it was @uneven seal

[simple pilot]

thankss :3

[visual plover]

wrruf

[radiant shard]

So... I got kicked by breaking leaves too many times

[fiery cliff]

Some1 told me the pray emoji was meant to be 2 hands hi5ing

[valid sinew]

Hi

How are y'all

[uneven seal]

Wa

[weary yacht]

mi ma mo mu

[vernal vigil]

Looking for good stats and pc players to join our team for bedwars asia . For fast win and leaderboard. DM

[peak scaffold]

is anyone on sw not a cheater or runner

[summer rover]

no

[uneven seal]

Yeah it's hard to find a "normal" lobby

Without cheaters or runners that run the whole game then void

[vernal vigil]

Xd

[peak scaffold]

im playing duos cuz solos is just cheaters

why did my teamate team with someone and let them kill me

[vernal vigil]

Many hackers are low level like below 15

Above 35 are mostly not hackers

[fierce vigil]

i love torturing myself with incredibly hard roblox parkour

[uneven seal]

That's not true, I played against some level 40s with reach

[uneven seal]

😭 what obby are you playing

[fierce vigil]

Devoid

[vernal vigil]

They little reach like 3.5 but they are surely noob use bow spam and snow ball

[uneven seal]

Oh I never played it

[vernal vigil]

They are cooked for that

[peak scaffold]

there are so many teamers

why

ITS DUOSANSJFJDJSJSJS

[uneven seal]

Nah I played once against someone with hitbox and 5 blocking

[peak scaffold]

JUST PARTYY

[fierce vigil]

it's actually amazing you should try, it's very difficult and ridiculously long

[uneven seal]

They got kicked luckily 🤣

[uneven seal]

Yeah I will whenever I have the time

[fierce vigil]

good luck to you

[peak scaffold]

ive reported like 15 blatant cheaters/obvious teamers today, theres still a 0% chance i get quest points

why even have it as a reward

[uneven seal]

Icl, I used to solo queue duos 90% of the time @delicate wadi know that very well

[peak scaffold]

like after reporting 5000 cheaters succesfully you will get 50 quest points!

[fierce vigil]

i'm stuck on the 3rd part also called the the Prison

[peak scaffold]

(amd if you accidently report one non rule breaker it resets)

[uneven seal]

Oof

[uneven seal]

Ty

[peak scaffold]

I just wanna finish my quest man

[fierce vigil]

gosh the amount of afk seekers i've reported😭

[uneven seal]

I hope they get banned

[peak scaffold]

They might

but the games alr over idrc

besides my teamate who teamed against me

I hope he gets ip banned

But like i just want my quest points

[vagrant harness]

HI YALL

[peak scaffold]

girl hi

[abstract parcel]

HI

[uneven seal]

Minecraft stonerock

[vagrant harness]

hiii girll

[abstract parcel]

What am I doing

[crude iron]

Being yourself

[peak scaffold]

MY QUEST IS DONE

IM FREEE

[crude iron]

Hi free

[peak scaffold]

ok girl

[vagrant harness]

hiiiiii

[uneven seal]

Yes I'm being myself

[dusky echo]

yall im installing arch linux using archinstall wish me good luck

[uneven seal]

Archiso!!!!

Archisooooo

[dusky echo]

archlinux.iso

[nimble inlet]

Sup

[uneven seal]

You won't regret it trust me

It's 10 times better than windows

Especially on a potato pc

[dusky echo]

ik bro

i'm going to use awesome WM

[peak scaffold]

sg is fun but its so boring cuz it has like no players

and half the players they do have play a lil too much

[uneven seal]

Fr

[uneven seal]

and leveling is PAINFULLY slow

[peak scaffold]

Hetes a thought
We increase sg xp, and move it to where parkour worlds is

🗣

[summer rover]

worst suggestion yet

[uneven seal]

Sg and ctf should be removed for @summer rover

[summer rover]

aeecii should be removed for @summer rover

[peak scaffold]

and whys that

[peak scaffold]

ofc dom also likes ctf

[uneven seal]

Smh

[uneven seal]

No like

Ctf is unplayable if u solo queue it

I always skip the ctf quests

[summer rover]

increasing xp gain will not increase the amount of players playing it

[uneven seal]

They need to vault it then

[summer rover]

i havent done a ctf quest since it released

[peak scaffold]

no but it will make it an easier grind.
Moving it closer to the center is what i was thinking would increase players

[uneven seal]

Lol fair

[peak scaffold]

and if it doesnt, although its a good game it essentially serves no purpose and should disapear

[uneven seal]

Murder mystery would lose its player base if that happen

[peak scaffold]

I said to replace it where parkour worlds is

cuz parkour worms is not that essential

[uneven seal]

Oh yeah I forgot where the parkour world is located mb

[peak scaffold]

I do have to say though

with the exception if parkour worlds, I like how hive lists their games from the ones they care about the most in the center and the ones they lowk hate closer to the edges

shout out to the 83 ground wars players rn tho

[summer rover]

it already is an easy grind?

[summer rover]

pov ea after 1 year with their games

[peak scaffold]

I have about 250 games player with just under 10k exp.
Considering that (although im not great) im better than the average hive player it is def a hard grind.
Max is 183k. So 18.3 sets of 10k, or atleast 4575.
For comparison im max in Hide and seek, with 1.1k games, and I have well over what the original max in bw was with just over 1080 games

[lost oxide]

ok

[peak scaffold]

though my sg stats are worse than others, due to the fact that i havent played it in a while, and shocker my skill improved over time

still 2 percentage points over the average tho

[summer rover]

you can max sg with around 900 games

can be less with xp boosters and now that ultimate is a thing

[peak scaffold]

can and whats feasible for most people are very differeny

[peak scaffold]

if you have to pay to make a grind easy

shocker

its not easy

[summer rover]

yall will complain about "long grinds" but then proceed to grind bedwars which is arguably longer

[peak scaffold]

my second game comparison

[summer rover]

hive players when theres a purchase to make the grind quicker

[peak scaffold]

also bw has 200 levels, sg has 50

theres a difference there yk

[peak scaffold]

I use boosters, but you cant be like "its easy with boosters"
cuz then its just not easy

[vagrant harness]

hii girll

[crude iron]

Bw atm

But for squads

[crude iron]

Helloooo

[solemn bone]

@ImNotCrakz

[peak scaffold]

why would you soloqueue a squads game when solos is right there

[crude iron]

Meant by playing with teams in squads

[summer rover]

i never said its easy with boosters

it took me 600 games with just hive + to go from 30 to 50

[peak scaffold]

#🐝・hive-chat message
#🐝・hive-chat message

[peak scaffold]

and what was your win rate

[summer rover]

are you missing the part where i said clearly that it is optional

[summer rover]

like 50

level 1-30 is different for me because i played a bit without +

[peak scaffold]

Alright, so lets think about this.
There are 24 ppl in an sg game. But since its not always full ill say 18.
And theres obv only one winner, making the average win rate about 5%
But that average player kinda sucks so we can quadruple that, and get to 20% if your competant.
Your wr is still 30 percentage points over that

regarding sg win rates you are very much an exception not the rule

[plain sedge]

i don’t think a new player is going to grind level 1-50 in sg

when I started to max I had an 8% winrate with 200 games

now I have 65% ish

[summer rover]

yeah i dont think you realise not every single player plays games to max them out

[peak scaffold]

holy strawman

might be the biggest strawman ever actually

[gilded veldt]

very informative, Domnados

[plain sedge]

what does that even mean

[summer rover]

what happened to u being muted

[visual plover]

left 4 dead

[gilded veldt]

? I was never muted what

[peak scaffold]

"A straw man fallacy (sometimes written as strawman) is the informal fallacy of refuting an argument different from the one actually under discussion, while not recognizing or acknowledging the distinction"

[summer rover]

i heard u were

[gilded veldt]

who told u that

[summer rover]

@austere wagon why are u adding me

[dusk plover]

ngl i feel like a huge chunk of my leveling up was from that double xp week

[gilded veldt]

he just wants u to say hi

[deft scroll]

Hi

[plain sedge]

i wasn’t tryna do that, was just tryna point out that it’s not that hard to get a higher winrate quickly :>

[dusk plover]

Hai cs

[gilded veldt]

hi

[plain sedge]

sorry if I upset you

[gilded veldt]

waiting for a call from the doctor is stressful as hell

[deft scroll]

U changed ur name AGAIN

[dusk plover]

everyone asks that

but honestly im done with that atm

[deft scroll]

Buddy everytime I come in here u have a new gamertag 😭

[dusk plover]

:(

[summer rover]

honda civic type s

[gilded veldt]

quiet agreement/emotional slumber/cackle/circle/puke

[deft scroll]

Why sad

[gilded veldt]

r we fr

[dusk plover]

Im glad you recognized me though

[summer rover]

forgot cweak

[gilded veldt]

he was the one muted for like many weeks

[gilded veldt]

oh

[vagrant harness]

CLUDD

[dusk plover]

those werent even my users

[gilded veldt]

HII

[gilded veldt]

keep talking cackle

[dusk plover]

and thats not even all of them

[gilded veldt]

tsk tsk

[plain sedge]

those are some cool igns to be fair

[gilded veldt]

yes Id love to be quiet agreement

[plain sedge]

I’m sure you would

[dusk plover]

if we go back to like 2016 the names would be a paragraph long

[deft scroll]

Peace and love guys

[gilded veldt]

peace

[dusk plover]

[gilded veldt]

just like I like em

[plain sedge]

you did buy your ign?

[peak scaffold]

its not always intentional but eh.
Anyways the point is if you have to be in the top 10%, 20% of players to max a game easily, then its clear that its not an easy grind.
You can argue that its not meant to be easy, but thats not what happened

[deft scroll]

That’s against tos man

[gilded veldt]

dude

[dusk plover]

I only changed my name this many times to get away from someone

[gilded veldt]

why does "ibuprofenfr" GENUINELY exist

[deft scroll]

The same dude?

[gilded veldt]

I was about to get an alt

😭😭😭😭💔💔

[dusk plover]

yeah

[peak scaffold]

you be what

[plain sedge]

yeah I guess my point is that playing 150 games will get you into that top 20%
there’s only like 3 sweats in sg anyways

[gilded veldt]

that was my nickname here like a couple months ago

[teal belfry]

i got like hella money

[dusk plover]

but hes banned finally from xbox

[deft scroll]

Good

[gilded veldt]

and I checked it apparently its a genuine username nd is like over a year old

😔😔

[plain sedge]

fair enough

[gilded veldt]

stealing my brand

ibuprofen is basically my identity

[dusk plover]

sleeping is mine

[gilded veldt]

no

[dusk plover]

and boatloads of coffee

[gilded veldt]

yes

[plain sedge]

caffeine

yum

[dusk plover]

caffeine is my energy

[gilded veldt]

Ik a lil too much abt caffeine

[plain sedge]

I messed up my sleep schedule over Xmas and had to inhale copious amounts of coffee to keep awake in class

[gilded veldt]

😭

[peak scaffold]

Easier said than done, although practice will have you improve. Its not a straight line.
Also because the chests are randomized (not arguing against rng to be clear) There can be any amount of gear advantage. It takes alot more skill to take someone out in the best gear if you have like chain and a stone sword vs an equal gear scenerio

[gilded veldt]

wish they revived sg

[peak scaffold]

basically the only pvp modes the ladder reason dont apply to is BW and CTF

[plain sedge]

how hard could it be to add trios

[light lagoon]

They abandon the games with potential what can I say

[plush crater]

Ong

[gilded veldt]

🔥🔥🔥

[light lagoon]

It is still wild in 2026 Minecraft is relevant

Gg

[peak scaffold]

They dont have trios anything why would they have trios sg💔

[plain sedge]

stone sword and chain with cobwebs beats full gear every time to be fair

[gilded veldt]

I hardly open mc nowadays

[plain sedge]

gamesense is better than raw in sg

[gilded veldt]

only when my friends ask pretty much

[plain sedge]

tis a running joke

[dusk plover]

i always target the person with the diamond boots in sg

[plain sedge]

not an act request

[peak scaffold]

people when not everyone has the same skill level as them😨

[shrewd elbow]

So if I ask you would join bro right bro

[gilded veldt]

no

[plain sedge]

did I offend you

[shrewd elbow]

Brother

[plain sedge]

or something

[vagrant harness]

hruuu girl

[gilded veldt]

I dont feel like it 😆

[dusk plover]

its the clanky deer

[vagrant harness]

clanker bro

[peak scaffold]

Geez you sound like the avg person on twitter

[gilded veldt]

Im okayy tired wbu

[shrewd elbow]

[shrewd elbow]

Hi aashellbyebye bro

[light lagoon]

🤣✌🏽

[shrewd elbow]

Hello mewing overlord bro

[peak scaffold]

No you didnt offend me. But you cant say "x beats y everytime" when it is highly subjective on a players skill

[gilded veldt]

Ash so osom

[peak scaffold]

thats just stupid😭

[gilded veldt]

lets be real, why is this even a discussion

[light lagoon]

Yh this is true I think the bottom line is… be good

[vagrant harness]

im goodd tyy

[dusk plover]

true, because with enough skill you can beat up someone with full diamond with your hands

[vagrant harness]

hi clankersa bro

[light lagoon]

Well.. not exactly lol

[gilded veldt]

think Im having a dejavu or something

[dusk plover]

into the void

[light lagoon]

Unless they r a bot

[peak scaffold]

Cuz im talking about how sg is a hard grind and ppl are using cherry picked anectdotes on why it should stay the same💔

[dusk plover]

nah ive done it before

[light lagoon]

Were they a bot? Or

[dusk plover]

u just have to make sure they cant hit you

[shrewd elbow]

[peak scaffold]

and im stubborn and not gonna shut up when someone does something i think is dumb

[light lagoon]

Ye clearly but good players know how to avoid these situations

Especially in bed wars, it’s all about anticipating the next move

[dusk plover]

in bw i refuse to use wool as defense

[gilded veldt]

well there is frankly no reason to get fired up abt it clearly the person ur talking to couldnt care less

[dusk plover]

i keep the bed open until i get stone or concrete

[gilded veldt]

save urself the trouble

[plain sedge]

why am I getting insulted bro

[light lagoon]

Wait till ur teammate hogs iron for the wool bed gng

[plain sedge]

I’m just tryna have a convo not a roast battle

[peak scaffold]

wood lowk best defense

[gilded veldt]

BlooEner is also bald so

[dusk plover]

[light lagoon]

Naw they changed it lol

[gilded veldt]

just leave it at that

[light lagoon]

Wood is easier to break now

[plain sedge]

this is true

[light lagoon]

It used to be but now u can break it in 5 seconds

[peak scaffold]

"Did i offend you" when i made a calm reply to ur thing💔

[gilded veldt]

crazy nerf

[plain sedge]

is that insulting

[light lagoon]

But if u cover it in like 100 wood blocks maybe

[dusk plover]

wood is good for building because it gives u 32

[plain sedge]

to you 😭

[vivid halo]

I'm looking for a team for bedwars, I'm level 44, my name is (andreaprosciutt)

[light lagoon]

Yh but most people can get into that

[flat pivot]

Olunar

[peak scaffold]

Im chill lmao😭
Arguing on the internet lowk my thing. I am not mad tho💔

[light lagoon]

Ig it does make it harder tho

[peak scaffold]

dangB

[dusk plover]

well i meant bridging

[gilded veldt]

oh well 😭

[plain sedge]

you shush up

[flat pivot]

Why u that now

[light lagoon]

Well u usually bridge with wool then take their bed

[gilded veldt]

👎

[vivid halo]

??

[peak scaffold]

tis an alt

[light lagoon]

So bridging to the middle? That doesn’t matter

[dusk plover]

i usually only go mid if someone already has diamond

[gilded veldt]

actually, Id like to play some bedwars

too lazy rn tho

[flat pivot]

Ma gooodness

[dusk plover]

or if i want to get Strike it Lucky

[wintry solar]

Someone request pack for bw

[light lagoon]

Lowk pointless but it’s a necessity now

[gilded veldt]

I still havent tried out the new season

[light lagoon]

It’s good to have

[wintry solar]

.

[peak scaffold]

most people online use it condescendingly, so yeah😭

[flat pivot]

1946

[plain sedge]

Right can you not with me tho cause i just want to talk to ppl :3

[dusk plover]

strike it lucky in mega is pretty useful

[gilded veldt]

what

[plain sedge]

ohh mb it wasn’t at all

[flat pivot]

OH OH

[light lagoon]

People only play mega to farm wins

[wintry solar]

nyone request any pack on bw

[flat pivot]

Random date

[dusk plover]

correct

[flat pivot]

Like 2032

[light lagoon]

Squad is much better for fun

[dusk plover]

that would be me

[flat pivot]

Or 1894

[gilded veldt]

you did an excellent job at confusing me

[shrewd elbow]

I play mega to have fun and not farm wins therefore I'm cooler bro

[flat pivot]

My pleasure

[wintry solar]

Bruhh cmon

[gilded veldt]

crazy

[flat pivot]

4722

[summer rover]

paper beats rock everytime

[dusk plover]

i play mega to farm wins and test out seasonal features

[summer rover]

debunk that 😼

[peak scaffold]

Im not gonna antagonize if you stop messaging abt it I will to

[light lagoon]

Naw duo queue squads and you’ll have more fun

[dusk plover]

Ngl hes correct

[light lagoon]

Just the right amount of competition

[dusk plover]

you cant debunk that

[gilded veldt]

I might queue a few games after I get in contact w my doctor

[shrewd elbow]

More players being clumped up at one spot is more likely to happen at megas bro more awesome fights for me bro

[gilded veldt]

or I might also sleep

[peak scaffold]

this just isnt the same thing at all💔

Apples to bananas or something

[gilded veldt]

but ur so bad bro how do u win that bro

[light lagoon]

Yh cuz ur at bot lobbies

[light lagoon]

U need a friend for that so maybe not

[gilded veldt]

he has no friends remember that

[summer rover]

exactly you cant

[dusk plover]

ngl im trying to figure out how to convince my friends to play squads with me but all they wanna play is murder mystery

[light lagoon]

Exactly .

[summer rover]

i win

[shrewd elbow]

I don't really care about winning unless I'm playing with friends bro my solo queues are solely to fool around

[light lagoon]

Npcs bruh

I would block them

[gilded veldt]

bro 💔

[shrewd elbow]

[peak scaffold]

[summer rover]

is that u?

[dusk plover]

dont get me wrong, mm is fun and all, but it shouldnt be the ONLY game you play

[light lagoon]

It’s not mm on Roblox is better

[gilded veldt]

I also want to play phasmophobia eventually its been sitting on my deskop gracefully

[light lagoon]

And hide and seek is better on hive

[summer rover]

if i only played mm i would crash out 5 days in bro

[light lagoon]

There’s no excuses, there’s no logical thinking behind it

[shrewd elbow]

[summer rover]

the amount of stuff happening there is crazy

[gilded veldt]

um, no 👎😔

[dusk plover]

I have the biggest brain moments in hide and seek

[light lagoon]

Unfortunately I’m not falling for your gaslighting today but thank you

[gilded veldt]

why not 😔💔

[light lagoon]

It needs a update more than mm idc

[peak scaffold]

lowk when i grinded hide i just voted like the same 3 maps and watched yt while hiding💔

[light lagoon]

🤣✌🏽

I still don’t even know all the hiding spots

I liked running around and hitting the hiders

[dusk plover]

when i play hide i never pick a block thats odd looking

[light lagoon]

All those people don’t play mm btw

[gilded veldt]

wow

[dusk plover]

like i never pick the anvil or crafting table

[fiery cliff]

Im bout to max my 6th gamemode

[gilded veldt]

revolutionary ideas

[light lagoon]

Gr*ss is scared of u bro

[peak scaffold]

mm update will be released with swarms and skyblock horizons

[fiery cliff]

Yup

Ty

[dusk plover]

im not scared of sweats

[gilded veldt]

you should be

[dusk plover]

sweats are scared of me 😼

[light lagoon]

In squads u will be

🤣🤣✌🏽

[gilded veldt]

😈

[light lagoon]

They will be at ur camp in 2 seconds

[dusk plover]

No, ctf is when i should be scared

[peak scaffold]

soon||™||

[light lagoon]

Ctf needs a update too, it’s just absolutely terrible rn

[pure scarab]

Hypixel bedwars is so fire

[fiery cliff]

Yes i just changed my pfp

[dusk plover]

they need to add bedbug to bedwars hive

[peak scaffold]

tbf the playerbase is the main issue with it, i dont think any update will fix it

[gilded veldt]

lets rebrand Hive to Cludlands

[dusk plover]

Cludlands sounds like a buggy location in the farlands on java

[gilded veldt]

I feel like that is the exact improvement that the Hive is missing

[fiery cliff]

Fr tho

[gilded veldt]

hey no

[light lagoon]

A update would help bring people to it, give people new maps they can’t just farm wins on, it would make it more interesting

[peak scaffold]

Breaking news! Minecraft server falls to negative players!

[dusk plover]

ngl the stripelands on bedrock gives me the creeps

[fiery cliff]

Not cludfr aint u the sw sweat

[light lagoon]

Tbh I love the onyx map because there’s so many opportunities to kill people

[gilded veldt]

nono there will be bery many more polayer

[summer rover]

anvil is good on town square or whatever that map is with shops and the booths and bridges in the middle

[gilded veldt]

the what now 💔💔

[light lagoon]

Games last longer because there’s different routes

[fiery cliff]

The skywars sweat

[gilded veldt]

I never thought someone would identify me as a sw sweat pls dont do this to me

[fiery cliff]

Oh ok np

[dusk plover]

unpopular opinion: being leaves on hide is not a good idea

[peak scaffold]

#1 Unless they completely rebranded it like with JB i dont think more players are coming.
#2 even if they add 30 maps i give it 2 months till sweats memorize every crevice of all of them

[gilded veldt]

no

[peak scaffold]

2 months is giving them the biggest benefit of the doubt

likely 3 weeks

[gilded veldt]

Im actually cludburger in disguise but dont tell anyone

[fiery cliff]

Whut have i started

[gilded veldt]

😔😔😔

[fiery cliff]

But you just told us

[light lagoon]

It’s just basic updates tbh, it’s not trying to fundamentally change anything

[flat pivot]

No

[gilded veldt]

look..

that was a /whisper message

[fiery cliff]

K

[gilded veldt]

the ones that needed to see it saw it

[dusk plover]

it got to a point that i know exactly what people will do in sw

[flat pivot]

SW

Skills wars

[dusk plover]

theres always someone gonna rush mid, someone who is afk, and average dead people

[flat pivot]

Not me

[gilded veldt]

not until u see me and my super ultra pro max unpredictibility strategies

[dusk plover]

falling off is very predictable

[gilded veldt]

part of the plan

[fair maple]

Hello guys how do you practice aim for comboing?

[gilded veldt]

listen

[peak scaffold]

Players routinely dont come to the gamemode after small updates. if they want to attract more players to ctf they would need to do something big, which is too big of a risk to spend that much developement time. Cuz CTF has such a bad record a giant update may not be enougj

[dusk plover]

especially given you

[gilded veldt]

tactical voids are smart when you really think about it

[light lagoon]

Bow and arrow is meaningless

[gilded veldt]

what is that supposed to mean, quiet fart?

[dusk plover]

Quiet WHAT

[light lagoon]

In bw anyway

[fiery cliff]

Snow balls

[fair maple]

Projectiles is fire for starting combo though

[gilded veldt]

😈😈

[light lagoon]

Ctf it has a lot more use

Day 27 asking Hive to add Crystal PvP

[summer rover]

i combo people

[gilded veldt]

no u dont

[dusk plover]

Day 365 of asking hive to add Duels

[fair maple]

But I get destroyed

[fiery cliff]

Ur the kinda guy that gets comboed

[dusk plover]

Duels would be such a good gamemode

[gilded veldt]

what Im sayin

[light lagoon]

It’s true I comboed him before

[inland sequoia]

guess what

[light lagoon]

I love you

[granite cave]

NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[dusk plover]

|| ||

[gilded veldt]

APLELE!

[fiery cliff]

Eh?

[gilded veldt]

what

[inland sequoia]

check the roadmap!!

[granite cave]

🫂 gotcha

[granite cave]

🫂 got you too

[gilded veldt]

oh. oh no.

[fair maple]

I need a Coach:[

[summer rover]

well thats how you practice it innit

[gilded veldt]

unfortunately, I can only provide you with a couch

[light lagoon]

Well idk how they spend their development time, idk how many staff r working on these things, idk if they r lazy or just understaffed but.. making it exciting for even the core fanbase is always a positive, and big to me is adding new store items, adding a new team upgrade… so ya

[gilded veldt]

I have way too many

[fiery cliff]

A bridge is 2 islands that has a connector in between them

[granite cave]

You now have to play hytail with me!

[fallen aspen]

fall off the map so nobody can kill you 🗣️

[gilded veldt]

do not ask how

[gilded veldt]

why are YOU here so early

[granite cave]

[gilded veldt]

absolutely not Im not touching that game

[shrewd elbow]

I'm so very very jealous bro

[fallen aspen]

early? its nearly 11am

[summer rover]

i mean everyone gets comboed it isnt hard to do

[dusk plover]

where even is that

[gilded veldt]

thats kinda early for u

[fiery cliff]

[granite cave]

Oh cmon! Its fun!!

[gilded veldt]

do be

[inland sequoia]

https://updates.playhive.com/roadmap

[granite cave]

🫂

[fair maple]

Can't I just press a and d and keep my crossair on 2 blocks?

[shrewd elbow]

[gilded veldt]

Ive seen the clips nd idk I dont feel it

[fallen aspen]

im not unemployed cludly

[fiery cliff]

Stud

[gilded veldt]

yeah but u also sleep at odd times

[light lagoon]

I’m a big fan of Yellow Stxve

[inland sequoia]

same

[gilded veldt]

u act more unemployed than me and that says a lot

[fallen aspen]

no i just cant tolerate u before 10am

[gilded veldt]

dude u literally wake up at 2pm and sleep at 3pm

[light lagoon]

Unfortunately image perms isn’t allowed in main chat 💔

[fair maple]

Is this a good idea for aim practice?

[dusk plover]

NOO not "Bedwars Duels"

[fallen aspen]

sometimes i nap okay

[dusk plover]

REGULAR duels

[granite cave]

🫂 oh I gotchu but the doors of hytale are still open for you buddy FRIEND PAL

[inland sequoia]

werent there duels in arcade

[dusk plover]

like just normal 1v1's

[gilded veldt]

thankyou appel!

[peak scaffold]

maybe, and they prolly will update it eventually but because its such a small gamemode that likely wont grow that much in players i wouldnt reccomend expecting much. (sorry for being a debby downer)

[summer rover]

[fallen aspen]

she'll reply to mine

watch

[gilded veldt]

shut up NO ONE texts you goodmorning

[summer rover]

@barren tundra and your mom do

[light lagoon]

This is why you get comboed in PvP

[dusk plover]

bad morning

[granite cave]

🫂 I just like imagine squeezing you like a plushie

[gilded veldt]

thats xrazy

[gilded veldt]

be quiet, silent fart

[gilded veldt]

um dont 💔

[granite cave]

😭 😭 😭

[dusk plover]

SHUT.

[fair maple]

Is it?

[granite cave]

Hahahahahah!!!!

[dusk plover]

IM NOT "SILENT FART"

[granite cave]

😭 😭

[gilded veldt]

yes you are

[granite cave]

Omg

[gilded veldt]

😔

[simple pilot]

W Hive frfr they ban me for absolutely nothing and then hackers don't get banned 🙂

[dusk plover]

[summer rover]

hello why are they allowed to shout but i cant

[fallen aspen]

i gotta buy hytale to reserve my username what is this

[granite cave]

"Silent fart!" 😭

[gilded veldt]

cruel

[fair maple]

Ok yey:D

[gilded veldt]

😭😭😭

[light lagoon]

Honestly that’s pretty normal you should probably invest in a bigger gaming chair

[dusk plover]

you dont have shout perms

[granite cave]

Thats good one clud!

[summer rover]

buy me phasmophobia too

[light lagoon]

Hytale is out?

[gilded veldt]

thank you Iridium!!

[gilded veldt]

no

[granite cave]

[shrewd elbow]

Phasmophobia 💔💔💔

[simple pilot]

I don't need one I just need Hive Anti Cheat to detect when someone is lagging or not

[summer rover]

this is why u get postponed

[gilded veldt]

I want to play it, builds character

[granite cave]

Bro i swear speed runners ruined that game

[simple pilot]

Hackers get away free while ppl like me who do absolutely nothing get banned??

[light lagoon]

Trust me it’s the gaming chair

[gilded veldt]

this is why u dont get goodmornings from anyone

[dusk plover]

i saw a dude just aimlessly flying around the lobby without a mount or jetpack a few days ago

i was like, "that looks fun"

[gilded veldt]

mustve had the gamer socks on

[granite cave]

Its not abt the hackers its abt sending a message!

[summer rover]

its 2026 and people still think hackers get away scot-free 😪

[shrewd elbow]

[gilded veldt]

did someone say scot?!?!! @fallen aspen get the BAGPIPES OUT 🗣🔥

[shrewd elbow]

Oh I don't know about that bro it's just bad because cludfr plays it bro

[dusk plover]

had the autoclicker on the spacebar

[shrewd elbow]

That's why terraria is good bro

[gilded veldt]

what

[simple pilot]

bruh why i got a hacker that reach 5 blocks?

[light lagoon]

It’s the gaming chair

[gilded veldt]

😔

[simple pilot]

He didn't get banned._.

[shrewd elbow]

[granite cave]

😭 what did clud do bro!

[gilded veldt]

clanker doesnt like me

[clear harness]

Apparently, saying “ape” gets you kicked off from the server

[dusk plover]

clud is a dud

[shrewd elbow]

She isn't playing terraria bro 💔💔

[summer rover]

is that you whenever someone says its lit

[shrewd elbow]

[granite cave]

🫂 you better! BUDDY 😈

[gilded veldt]

whats lit

[dusk plover]

depends on how and in what context

[fallen aspen]

early development atm

[summer rover]

You do not know that, they probably did and they're back on an alt 🤷‍♀️

[clear harness]

Just random. I said “ape” for no reason

[granite cave]

WWWAAHHTT!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?

[clear harness]

Then boom kicked out

[granite cave]

@gilded veldt

[shrewd elbow]

Me too buddy bro...

[fallen aspen]

you stink

[granite cave]

How dare you!!!

[gilded veldt]

yes

[fallen aspen]

[summer rover]

lithuania? this little irrelevant country in east europe?

[granite cave]

You better play terraria RIGHT NOW!

[dusk plover]

I wanna try that but ive been kicked so many times

[gilded veldt]

Im just celebrating your uh nvm I cant say that here

[gilded veldt]

shut up?

[dusk plover]

i dont wanna get banned

[light lagoon]

Give it a week and it’ll fall off 💔🥀

[fallen aspen]

???

[summer rover]

no?

[gilded veldt]

thats disgusting I will NEVER

[dusk plover]

say hello to bad wifi

[gilded veldt]

Im not risking it bro

[shrewd elbow]

I'm never playing stardew valley bro

[granite cave]

U TAKE that back!!! It is a national treasure!!!

[gilded veldt]

fake as hell

[fallen aspen]

say it louder for hive chat

[gilded veldt]

Id rather it be deleted forever

[shrewd elbow]

[gilded veldt]

you say it

[dusk plover]

A MONSTER I TELL U

[gilded veldt]

[gilded veldt]

be quiet, silent fart

[dusk plover]

-dark seid
teen titans go

[clear harness]

[shrewd elbow]

Okay bro too far bro I'm gonna have to buy the entirety of phasmophobia and delete it bro

[dusk plover]

go pound sand Dudfr

[granite cave]

[fallen aspen]

ive only seen some streams it just looks like a knockoff mc with worse graphics imo

[gilded veldt]

wow

[gilded veldt]

the WHAT now

[fallen aspen]

modded mc with a bad texture pack

[gilded veldt]

what is pound sand

[granite cave]

🫂 get hugged

[gilded veldt]

where is the google

@safe wadi

[dusk plover]

like literally punch sand

[granite cave]

Eat the sand?

Sandwich

[gilded veldt]

do I punch the sand?

[dusk plover]

go ahead

[summer rover]

sand that costs one pound

[dusk plover]

it wont bite

[fallen aspen]

£ sand

[gilded veldt]

Id rather not hurt my beautiful hands

[summer rover]

💀

[dusk plover]

Ultimate users should have no slowmode on disc

change my mind

[gilded veldt]

thats what I initially thought but it makes as little sense as your entire existence

[granite cave]

🫂 clud is a monster

[gilded veldt]

how could you say that about me apple 😭😭

[shrewd elbow]

[fallen aspen]

???

[dusk plover]

cludfr is a donkey

[granite cave]

You dont play terraria!!!!!

[gilded veldt]

I said what I said

[granite cave]

Are friendship is OVER!!!

[dusk plover]

are

[gilded veldt]

at least I'm not a silent fart

[gilded veldt]

NOOO

[dusk plover]

[gilded veldt]

[granite cave]

🫂 okay but fr you should totally play it friendo

New update is out on the 27!!!!!!!

[dusk plover]

if u dont stop ur gonna smell a silent fart

[gilded veldt]

I tried once it was incredibly boring idk 😔

[gilded veldt]

NO

I STOP

[granite cave]

Bro come on you didn't get to the good stuff!@

[dusk plover]

good.

[granite cave]

Good stuff?

[gilded veldt]

I dont wanna

stardew valley is where its at

[granite cave]

[gilded veldt]

sorry, apple 😔

[granite cave]

This hurts me on a soul level

[gilded veldt]

dont hurt me pls

[gilded veldt]

I am sorry

[shrewd elbow]

Me when I'm lying bro

[dusk plover]

the way some of the hub titles sound in my head kinda makes me cringe

[gilded veldt]

u dont know where the heat is

[gilded veldt]

like what

[dusk plover]

"ThE SnEaKy"

[granite cave]

🫂 its okay but one day youll try it again and on that day ill be smiling 🥹

[gilded veldt]

"aura"

[dusk plover]

"aura" like bro

[shrewd elbow]

Because I always look for the cold bro

That was tuff right bro

[gilded veldt]

😭

[shrewd elbow]

Aura gained

[dusk plover]

that title would be way cooler if it wasnt obtainable by literally everyone

[gilded veldt]

I wont but I will find better ways to make you smile apple !!

[gilded veldt]

how do u even get it

I thought it was a december pass thing

[dusk plover]

it was

[gilded veldt]

oh

[granite cave]

Ill take it buddy 🫂 Although i really wanna play stardew Valley

[gilded veldt]

omg PLEASE do

[valid igloo]

hey

[dusk plover]

it was a december present but it was free

[valid igloo]

yo ho

[dusk plover]

i think

[gilded veldt]

ohh

[granite cave]

Imma get it!

[shrewd elbow]

Does Stardew have multiplayer bro

[gilded veldt]

idek I just hopped on one day and claimed all my presents

[fallen aspen]

dont its awful

[valid igloo]

hello?

[gilded veldt]

yeah

[gilded veldt]

u never even tried it what

[shrewd elbow]

@granite cave sabotage her

[valid igloo]

:(

[granite cave]

[gilded veldt]

???

[safe wadi]

let me SLEEP

[fallen aspen]

the game looks easy to draw

[gilded veldt]

Im not habing yall instapl my 27 mods 😭

[granite cave]

😭

[shrewd elbow]

[valid igloo]

im gonna leave i guess :(

[dusk plover]

how do you sabotage someone

[gilded veldt]

rise and shine its time to get to work and TRANSLATE

[safe wadi]

no

[gilded veldt]

then do it, hond

[fallen aspen]

i cant draw

[gilded veldt]

not very useful

[shrewd elbow]

Lava bucket their stardew house bro

[gilded veldt]

exactly my point

[dusk plover]

i got u

[gilded veldt]

bro hell no

[shrewd elbow]

Thanks bro

[gilded veldt]

that's rude

[shrewd elbow]

[granite cave]

Dont yalls pinki finger hurt?

[dusk plover]

also i just realized u had ultimate

[gilded veldt]

why would it

[shrewd elbow]

What bro

[dusk plover]

im so used to seeing u have plus

[gilded veldt]

bro never had plus

[shrewd elbow]

You're rude bro

[dusk plover]

check his roles

[granite cave]

I set my sprint key to capslock

[gilded veldt]

ur ruder

[shrewd elbow]

[gilded veldt]

there is no plus, only minus

[shrewd elbow]

You're rudest bro

[dusk plover]

MINUS

[gilded veldt]

what.

[stone hollow]

I want see hive update boring

[gilded veldt]

Hive Minus is basically the muted role and Im mad that they missedthis opportunity

[dusk plover]

i had a stroke reading that

[summer rover]

why do you want hive to make a boring update

[granite cave]

Yes I IridiumApple set my Sprint key to capslock

[gilded veldt]

you scare me Apple

[fallen aspen]

terrifying

[granite cave]

[dusk plover]

my sprint key is w

[gilded veldt]

holy

[dusk plover]

:)

[gilded veldt]

?

silent fart is becoming a big problem

[dusk plover]

[stone hollow]

[gilded veldt]

point proven

[summer rover]

do you jump with left click

[granite cave]

🫂 dw youll do it too soon

[dusk plover]

no i jump with 9

[gilded veldt]

why are some of my favorite emojis gone did I get wiped off a server

[summer rover]

this is why you're cweak

[gilded veldt]

😞😞

[granite cave]

The apples are gonna s surround you dancing and chanting. While reality breaks around you

[dusk plover]

i punch with esc

[gilded veldt]

just like stardew !! yay

[summer rover]

my bad

[gilded veldt]

banning you now

[granite cave]

😭 omg

[gilded veldt]

yeah your bad

[dusk plover]

NO

DONT BAN

[gilded veldt]

stardew valley has apples

[fallen aspen]

using q for hotbar slot one and for some reason bedrock doesn't let u hotkey with q in the inventory

[gilded veldt]

that are very cute

[granite cave]

go on...

[gilded veldt]

whats wrong w u

[dusk plover]

what does q even do in the inventory

[gilded veldt]

they can actually dance and u can even eventually have them work on ur farm and give them raisins

actually idek if thats a modded feature or not, but!!

[waxen swallow]

ngl, even those models have like vibrant colors that makes my eyes hurt

[gilded veldt]

its possible

[teal belfry]

#1444853020813951077 im last

[fallen aspen]

usually drop item but i cant quickly move items to my first slot in the inventory cus it doesnt work on bedrock for some reason

[granite cave]

My inventory key binds are

1 2 3 4 R F C X and 9 its the side button on my mouse

My hand is broken now

[gilded veldt]

it been 2h and my doctor hasnt called me still

🥀🥀🥀🥀

[granite cave]

You good?

[gilded veldt]

she forgot abt me

or something

[gilded veldt]

yes but I wanna sleep

[dusk plover]

yeah u are hard to remember

[granite cave]

Clud dont tell me your dying

[gilded veldt]

shut up silent fart

[granite cave]

😭 😭 😭

[dusk plover]

FBBBffft

[gilded veldt]

not any time soon hopefully!

[flat pivot]

No oh

[gilded veldt]

you are easy to remember considering the stench

[flat pivot]

Only chosen people are

[gilded veldt]

perchance

[dusk plover]

thats not my stench thats your left toe

[granite cave]

🫂 I would cry

[flat pivot]

No u eint

I have

[gilded veldt]

but you are silent fart what do u mean not ur stench

[dusk plover]

no im silence okay

[granite cave]

🫂 🫂 🫂

[gilded veldt]

:) !

[flat pivot]

[dusk plover]

which sounds like a pretty good thing for u to do rn

[granite cave]

🫂

[gilded veldt]

so you fart in agreement?

[flat pivot]

Shock

[gilded veldt]

that's where I'm getting at

[dusk plover]

no, im saying, silence

[flat pivot]

Clud what?

[gilded veldt]

the only logical conclusion

[dusk plover]

okay

[gilded veldt]

I'm trying to decode her username

[dusk plover]

ur username is harder to decode than mine

[flat pivot]

Humour? Idek

[gilded veldt]

no it's pretty simple

I'm cludfr

[dusk plover]

dudfr

[gilded veldt]

no

[dusk plover]

what does that mean

dudfr

[flat pivot]

Ik lol

[gilded veldt]

wrong

wow

[flat pivot]

I know one theory

[gilded veldt]

KNOW?

[dusk plover]

hes a dud for real?

[flat pivot]

Cloud

[dusk plover]

makes no sense

[gilded veldt]

oh yeah

did I tell u that

[granite cave]

Is cludfr male or female 🤔

[dusk plover]

or

[gilded veldt]

why is this an actual mystery

[flat pivot]

Both and non at the same time

[gilded veldt]

nro 😭😭

[granite cave]

😭 idk bro

[dusk plover]

the answer is or

[granite cave]

Thing that keep me up.at night

[gilded veldt]

r we fr

[gilded veldt]

yeah, I'm or

[granite cave]

Say that again...

[fallen aspen]

depends on the time of day

[dusk plover]

cludfr is weirdgender

[gilded veldt]

opsp

[gilded veldt]

????

[granite cave]

[gilded veldt]

what os thay supposed to mean

[granite cave]

😭

[flat pivot]

Pronouns: is/or/actually

[fallen aspen]

[granite cave]

😭

[gilded veldt]

I'm just a chud

[flat pivot]

Yep

[granite cave]

🫂 😆

[dusk plover]

pronouns: ee/err

[fallen aspen]

[granite cave]

ORfr

[dusk plover]

LMAO

[fallen aspen]

???

[gilded veldt]

Im stkll crying

[fallen aspen]

yeah dont bring that nonsense into the gc

[gilded veldt]

the gc is arguably worse

[dusk plover]

she said the summoning words for cthulu

[fallen aspen]

no its not

[gilded veldt]

Im abt to make it be

[fallen aspen]

dont dare

[gilded veldt]

yes

[fallen aspen]

im leaving the gc

[summer rover]

im joining the gc

[dusk plover]

im deleting the gc

[gilded veldt]

thank God

[gilded veldt]

HELL NO

[gilded veldt]

HELL NO 2

[summer rover]

you want me there so bad

[dusk plover]

HELL YES 3

[gilded veldt]

I would rather smell @dusk plover