🐝・hive-chat

[uneven seal]

hi

[empty geyser]

@echo sierra I saw u in hub

Ft is facetime

[echo sierra]

[uneven seal]

oh

well thats weird

bc i never interacted with them b4

[deft ember]

im getting a banner from moonie and wanted to ft you two

[uneven seal]

ooo nice

moonie is a goated artist :D

[dusk plover]

???

[deft ember]

yesss a few others will be too i just wanted to know if you might be interested

[deft ember]

pookie

[echo sierra]

[left osprey]

Yo

[uneven seal]

sadly i cant :c

and i dont think marcie could

sry

[deft ember]

awee okie!

[shrewd elbow]

gurt: yo

[left osprey]

Haiii

[shrewd elbow]

[dusk plover]

[left osprey]

[shrewd elbow]

How do I misspell the name silence okay really horribly bro...

[dusk plover]

[shrewd elbow]

[dusk plover]

I will knock the clanker out of you

[deft ember]

i told this to everyone else too but ima ft you with us in the commission im getting from an artist its gonna be a banner thingyy so if you wanna use ur mc character as reference you can or you can send me character reference to send to herr

[left osprey]

Clankers

[shrewd elbow]

I know how bro

[strange pike]

[shrewd elbow]

license oak

[shrewd elbow]

[left osprey]

[shrewd elbow]

[dusk plover]

?

okay as bad names go, that was awful

in a skilled sense

[shrewd elbow]

But but but that was the point bro...

[dusk plover]

u can do better than that

i mean like, you could make a name worse than that

that was lame

:) i wasnt gonna make this easy

[shrewd elbow]

That was the highest ranking one bro you have no taste bro

[dusk plover]

that seemed like the lowest rank to me

you and domnados have came up with worse

compared to that, this is nothing

[shrewd elbow]

Are you sureeee bro

[dusk plover]

yup, try again

im not even mad im disappointed in u

[shrewd elbow]

[strange pike]

this is more disappointing then my son bro

[dusk plover]

your son disappoints me

[shrewd elbow]

Ackshuallee it's than bro

[strange pike]

He’s so disappointing that he hasn’t even been born yet

[dusk plover]

thats disappointing

[deft ember]

[dusk plover]

hi pookie

[deft ember]

hallooo

[sweet granite]

Sup guys

[dusk plover]

hi there

[sweet granite]

How are you?

[dusk plover]

Im good, got a neck cramp but im good

[strange pike]

bored

[strange pike]

skill issue

[dusk plover]

minus the skill

[echo sierra]

regretting watching a chat conversation rn

[strange pike]

I always regret typing here

[dusk plover]

lurking is disappointing

[strange pike]

Hive chat is brainrot

[sweet granite]

Damn that must be hard

[echo sierra]

in-game conversation.

[dusk plover]

Hive chat is even more brainrot when the deers are here

[shrewd elbow]

Six sevenn

[strange pike]

what did we do

[dusk plover]

its 2026.

[sweet granite]

Hive chat in game is only Russians and Turkish people

[echo sierra]

in the big 26.

[dusk plover]

six seven is now considered a dead meme

[shrewd elbow]

Can't wait for the big 67 bro

[strange pike]

well that definitely ain’t true

[strange pike]

Good. Let it die.

[dusk plover]

dont forget about the roleplayers and edaters

[sweet granite]

Nah man you have no idea 💀

[shrewd elbow]

You should've joined when that hive hub breakup happened bro

[strange pike]

I talk in game all the time

[sweet granite]

Every single game I play its either Russian talking or Turkish

[dusk plover]

ive seen a hive breakup and a hive cheating before

it was so sad

[shrewd elbow]

[dusk plover]

dude was mad

both mentally and emotionally

[sweet granite]

Maybe servers are based on which continent are you?

[echo sierra]

this game has ppl who use speaks every language 😭✌

[dusk plover]

REALLY?

[echo sierra]

Watched one of those in mm, it was funny

[strange pike]

This is genuinely kinda pathetic icl

#StopTheEdaters

[sweet granite]

Well probably because I don't see anyone talking English that's for sure 💀

[dusk plover]

whenever someone argues in the bedwars chat after both teams are already dead

[sweet granite]

This brings back 2016 flashbacks

Of people doing it 💀

[echo sierra]

I've had multiple ppl hackusate me because I won a few games without a team and bed 😭✌

[dusk plover]

the roleplaying is what gets me brainrot 🥀

[sweet granite]

Younger me got married in minecraft

Its crazy 💀

[dusk plover]

congra- wait a minute

[strange pike]

💀

[dusk plover]

all i saw was younger me got married

[strange pike]

And how’d that work out

[sweet granite]

Tbh I don't even know how

[summer rover]

congrats on the marriage ig?

[sweet granite]

If my gf learns this she will kill me

[dusk plover]

well not me

[strange pike]

If your “edating” for one, your weird, congrats
And two, your not actually seeing that person or getting to know them, you just see how they act online, not who/how they actually are-

[dusk plover]

the random

[echo sierra]

me who's been single for almost a year now:

[dusk plover]

[sturdy needle]

Gonna puke you

Wrong person

My bad

[summer rover]

hot take, edating is fine if you actually plan on seeing or meeting them within the next year

[strange pike]

wow

[sweet granite]

Imagine edating man

[unreal crow]

Heyyy chattt :DD!!

[sturdy needle]

Finding one on valorant now huh

[dusk plover]

edating only works if youve already seen them irl before, otherwise, you never really know for sure if they are who they really are

[sturdy needle]

🤦🏻

[sweet granite]

Just go touch some grass or go talk to women

[dusk plover]

time to go talk to mom

[sturdy needle]

How do u even like someone over texts bro 😭😭

[unreal crow]

I just wanted to let you guys know that you are important and that there is someone always out there for you (AND NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR GOALS AND DREAMS :DD!!)

[dusk plover]

you dont

[unreal crow]

❤️

[sweet granite]

Tell her what? 💀

[sturdy needle]

fr

[unreal crow]

….uhh

[sturdy needle]

Stupid ahh

[strange pike]

I mean, if you’ve seen them irl somewhere, and you just live far away so actually seeing them is impractical, then yeah it’s somewhat reasonable

[dusk plover]

you like the IDEA of what they said

which makes no sense

[unreal crow]

Erm…imma just make no comment.

[sturdy needle]

People are done liking over pfps that's not even theirs

[unreal crow]

Pls know this guys :))

[sturdy needle]

Ty bro

[dusk plover]

its like liking someone who wears a mask

[sturdy needle]

I needed this

[sweet granite]

If you are never going to see him/her there's no point of talking to them

[dusk plover]

you like the idea of them but not them actually

[unreal crow]

Abt dating?

[light lagoon]

I rmr the Covid days, long hair covers eyes, mask covering nose and jawline.. just dating a question mark

[echo sierra]

me who's been getting closer with one of my friend's from last year, her and I had this joke going on that we were "stalking" eachother (we aren't, just wanna specify that)
Now we sit together on the bus :p

[sturdy needle]

Single and looking 💔

[light lagoon]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[sturdy needle]

Man I don't wanna hate at all but

Y'all make me

[dusk plover]

i feel called out

[sweet granite]

Now thats nice man

[light lagoon]

U should be held accountable

[summer rover]

what?

[dusk plover]

i had bangs covering my face unless i put it in a bun

[light lagoon]

Yh this is cooked gng

[narrow olive]

thats a lot of hair

[dusk plover]

i dont have it like that anymore

[light lagoon]

People do it to hide the forehead or .. um… their appearance

🥀🥀

[echo sierra]

yessir, I'm chronically online but still interact with people face to face

[dusk plover]

now it just hides some of my forehead

[fallen aspen]

[echo sierra]

[light lagoon]

☠️🚬

[dusk plover]

ive seen someone who had so much hair on their head u couldnt see their chest

[strange pike]

This sounds sus

[zenith heart]

tbh i always leave my bangs down (theyre grown out not the typical short bangs) even when i tie my hair up

cuz my hairline got messed up during high school LOL

[narrow olive]

I shave my head bc i have nothing to hide

[peak lichen]

I gotta hive+ forward free using rewards

[sweet granite]

Ive done it don't ask why

[fallen aspen]

spaghetti os

[strange pike]

I’m concerned

[light lagoon]

Do people think u have a illness

Bald is very.. striking

[peak lichen]

And I'm halfway to get hive ultimate also for free hahahab

[dusk plover]

I used to have my hair cut off by bullies in school 💀 🥀

[light lagoon]

Lil vro do u need therapy

[narrow olive]

Idk if i ever go bald ill lyk

[sweet granite]

Oh hell nah 💀

[dusk plover]

alr been to it

[zenith heart]

bullies who cut hair are insane 😭🥀 sorry that happened to you

[light lagoon]

Gng ☠️

[echo sierra]

for some reason, my hairline has been completely fine all through my last three high school years, and possibly will be fine for this last bit of grad year

[sweet granite]

For that

[dusk plover]

im convinced they had some weird liking to it

[light lagoon]

Um..

[narrow olive]

what!

[peak lichen]

You're low-key looked like someone fun to bully

[tribal heart]

what this isnt a myth?

[zenith heart]

i think we being TOO open gang 😭

[dusk plover]

What?

[light lagoon]

I’m crying 🤣🤣🤣

[dusk plover]

💀 gee thanks random person

[sturdy needle]

Did u cut em off because they made fun of you or they straight up nuked u with scissors

[sweet granite]

Well you don't know me and o don't know you guys its cool to share something

[zenith heart]

the lengths bullies go to pick on people can vary a lot depending on schools 😭

[sweet granite]

I guess...

[light lagoon]

Ngl I cut my hair with scissors at school, it’s something we do

[echo sierra]

would you want to be bullied :/

[sturdy needle]

WHAT

[tribal heart]

bullying in 2026 btw 💀

[dusk plover]

they nuked me with scissors, so i got short hair afterwords

[sturdy needle]

Bro only if i was there bro

[sweet granite]

American moment

[dusk plover]

i have long hair now but it was the worst ever

[light lagoon]

Yh just in art class feeling bored, we didn’t do any work ☠️☠️

[sturdy needle]

I wouldve gon alpha

[light lagoon]

Ikr

[dusk plover]

kids are so bad nowadays

[sturdy needle]

Why would u ruin ur hair bro

[zenith heart]

kids are getting worse as times go by ngl 🥀

[light lagoon]

Not ruin I’m not balding bruh it’s very thick

[tribal heart]

maturity is getting low nowadays 😭😭

[light lagoon]

☠️☠️

[dusk plover]

yall ever had someone put acryllic paint in your hair

[sturdy needle]

Yet

[echo sierra]

I get a haircut every 2-3 months, but during hockey playoff season where every second evening, I'm watching a hockey game. I let my hair do whatever because playoff hype

[sweet granite]

Damn I've been given a warning

[sturdy needle]

Yes bro The chosen one prevails

[light lagoon]

Well dat was 4 years ago lol … it feels like yesterday

[zenith heart]

i never had bullying to this extent so 😭

[sturdy needle]

Sora ai

[echo sierra]

no, but I'm worried about what school you went to-

[sweet granite]

10 minutes in this chat and I already have a warning 💀

[sturdy needle]

I see red when I get angy

[dusk plover]

tip for the wise: when someone says dont slip through the cracks, LOOK for them

[light lagoon]

Fr like call the police atp

[strange pike]

Must of been the hot wheels thing 💀

[sweet granite]

Nah must have been the school thing 💀

[echo sierra]

real, it was actually weird

[dusk plover]

mind you this went on since elemetary and middle

[strange pike]

very

[echo sierra]

[light lagoon]

Where were ur friends

[dusk plover]

HAHAHHAHAA

[sweet granite]

Well I didn't it once guys don't frame me 💀

[echo sierra]

like I actually have decency and avoid stuff like that

[sturdy needle]

He have that copy paste insta humor

[sweet granite]

Letting your man do things its cool

[dusk plover]

Im not that lucky 😭

[sweet granite]

Let his free will be FREE

[sturdy needle]

Ur lying bro i watched that reel too bro

[shrewd elbow]

Must have* ackshuallee bro

[sturdy needle]

u got no gf bro

[dusk plover]

it took me until highschool to find people who were genuinely nice

[sweet granite]

Now thats Chad moment

[sturdy needle]

I can guarantee this

On my soil

SOUL

[tribal heart]

😡

[sturdy needle]

Ok goodnight

[zenith heart]

the fact that this is a minecraft discord server too 😭😭 not the place for admitting allat 💔

[light lagoon]

Oh I never found any, everyone I met was demonic and needed put down

[shrewd elbow]

[sturdy needle]

Dig me up bro

[light lagoon]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[strange pike]

._.

[sweet granite]

That reel changed my mind man, of how to think correctly

[strange pike]

./f remove bro

[echo sierra]

RIGHT

[tribal heart]

its hackhchtually 😡

[zenith heart]

lowkey this 😭🙏

[strange pike]

same

[shrewd elbow]

Oopsies my bad bro

[dusk plover]

about the same time i started playing hive

[light lagoon]

☠️

[dusk plover]

💀 🥀 i would say stay in school but school is hell

[light lagoon]

Well girl just drop out fr

[shrewd elbow]

Doom eternal live action adaptation

[light lagoon]

I dropped out of hs, college, uni

[crisp verge]

hruuuu

[light lagoon]

School system is corrupt

[dusk plover]

That would be good advice if i wanted to not work or make a living

[light lagoon]

All within a year of each other lol

[summer rover]

relatable

[light lagoon]

School doesn’t provide u jobs r u ok

School doesn’t want u to be a entrepreneur

School doesn’t do anything for u

[dusk plover]

i mean like, jobs nowadays require an education

[zenith heart]

im just tryna make it out alive ong

[light lagoon]

It’s 2026 there’s many other avenues

[unreal crow]

So?

[dusk plover]

well, the career im leaning toward imma need that

[light lagoon]

Don’t be a npc challenge

[sweet granite]

School is nice only with the memories of your friends

[light lagoon]

Well ur still young do something funny

[unreal crow]

I could care less abt what ppl think abt me

[light lagoon]

I can’t relate to people devoting their life so young

[dusk plover]

Im gonna slap a parrot and see if it slaps me back

[light lagoon]

Well yes

[sweet granite]

But times when we were kids were peak

[dusk plover]

they imitate everything

so lets see

[strange pike]

That’s animal abuse

[sturdy needle]

Completely obvious

[unreal crow]

@sturdy needle

[dusk plover]

if it slaps me first then im doing self defense

[sturdy needle]

Completely obvious

[sweet granite]

That parrot is not gonna say nice word to you buddy 💀

[narrow olive]

that’s a lot of pessimism

[dusk plover]

nice word

[strange pike]

Why would it slap you though

[unreal crow]

It’s not my fault I’m homeschooled

[light lagoon]

Well if he has bad mental health, removing yourself from the situation is a positive

[dusk plover]

i ate a cracker in front of him

[sturdy needle]

Are u banned to go outside

[unreal crow]

No bro I can’t drive thou

[sturdy needle]

Why are u driving

[unreal crow]

I’m in a isolated hood with older ppl

[sturdy needle]

Why would u drive

[strange pike]

Poor polly

[unreal crow]

I’M 16

[dusk plover]

being homeschooled is just educationally not touching grass

[sturdy needle]

Okay bro that doesn't justify anything

😭😭

[light lagoon]

Caged windows

[sturdy needle]

what

[narrow olive]

[serene valley]

Guys new laptop soon

[unreal crow]

Facts

[light lagoon]

Perhaps? Let’s make him so depressed he… yh no.

[dusk plover]

[sweet granite]

Being homeschooled is fun you just turn up your xbox or sleep while the teacher is talking

Then forget to log out because you fell asleep

[light lagoon]

I did this at school lol

[sweet granite]

Me too

[dusk plover]

and when she slaps a quiz on you you just look up the answers

[sweet granite]

2 years

[light lagoon]

I did this at college and uni lol

[sturdy needle]

Homeschool couldn't be that bad that u gotta find girls online bro

[dusk plover]

Yeah no cant do it

[sweet granite]

We are not that entertaining

[dusk plover]

i need that

[hard sentinel]

thats what discord is for

[light lagoon]

Quite literally chat gpt’d while in class

[hard sentinel]

jk

[sturdy needle]

💔💔

[dusk plover]

i cant live without women

:l

[sturdy needle]

Same

[light lagoon]

Have u ever dated one or talked to one

[sweet granite]

Damn me too but with my gf

[hard sentinel]

i cant live without garlic bread

[narrow olive]

I just believe dropping out and denying yourself an education is pretty drastic

[zenith heart]

the best answer

[dusk plover]

yeah? and not just myself

[sturdy needle]

Mayonese 🤤

[zenith heart]

[echo sierra]

garlic bread is fire

[sweet granite]

Damn I can smell it from my phone but its good ngl

[dusk plover]

garlic bread is holy

[sturdy needle]

Garlic bread legal substance

is

[dusk plover]

no it literally is holy

sometimes

[echo sierra]

gimme like two pieces of garlic bread with a plate of spaghetti and I'm happy

[sturdy needle]

true

[serene valley]

eminem promoting homeschooling was definitely scripted

[light lagoon]

Dropping out to get a job, do something creative, start a business, is not drastic that’s what the school system makes u think tho

[dusk plover]

anyone put the spaghetti on the garlic bread and call it a pizza

[sturdy needle]

did he do tha

[serene valley]

yeah

@sweet granite

[sweet granite]

Hahahahahahaha elite ball knowledge

[serene valley]

hehe

[light lagoon]

I knew this dude who started his own company at 15, u think school was helping him? Lol no.

[dusk plover]

eminem can talk faster than the dudes at auctions

[sweet granite]

It seems you listen too my friend

[hard sentinel]

nah i call it going back for seconds usually

[narrow olive]

fair, as long as you’re passionate

[sturdy needle]

I'm passionate

goodnight

[hard sentinel]

h i v e c o n t r i b u t o r

[narrow olive]

hey passionate im ironmate

[light lagoon]

Well sure if u have no passion for life or interests you’d be pretty boring fr

[dusk plover]

i would start my own business at 15 if i was innovative like that

all the good ideas are taken

[sturdy needle]

If I had money

[sweet granite]

Money is the problem

[dusk plover]

nah u can do it without money

[hard sentinel]

if u accept my friend req i’ll give you a lifetime supply of garlic bread

[serene valley]

oh yes in my top3 oat

[zenith heart]

so real
im not that smart in the creativity department

[sturdy needle]

How

[narrow olive]

describes a lot of people unfortunately lol

[sweet granite]

I have in mind some things to do but I have no money

[serene valley]

Yes

[dusk plover]

theres a such thing as resources

[light lagoon]

He wasn’t innovative he cleaned cars then started his company, now he’s all over social media and makes enough to live

[serene valley]

star vouch this

[sweet granite]

He is my favourite oat

[serene valley]

goat

[sturdy needle]

Vouching

[narrow olive]

interesting offer

[light lagoon]

This is just a basic idea which he did

[sweet granite]

You too man

[sturdy needle]

100% cap if u think money isn't required

money is the way bro

[dusk plover]

i thought you were gonna describe bezos or something

[hard sentinel]

its now or never

[sweet granite]

My mom would be happy

She likes garlic bread

[dusk plover]

people make money creating things

[light lagoon]

No lol he’s very normal, we had the same classes, he wasn’t the brightest either lol

[narrow olive]

money buys time, time buys happiness, money buys happiness

[dusk plover]

even without buying anything

[serene valley]

I invested 0 remember

[sturdy needle]

and how do u buy things with

[sweet granite]

Fax

[sturdy needle]

100%

[strange pike]

And yet rich people are never happy

[sturdy needle]

Fr

Money is the time

[narrow olive]

now already passed, sucks to be me

[light lagoon]

Agreed lol and this is from someone who has money

[sturdy needle]

money is da real beauty

[light lagoon]

There’s a thing of having too much time to just rot

[sturdy needle]

ok goodnight

[dusk plover]

sell something that already exists but cosmetically changed to fit the standard market

[light lagoon]

Nothing to work for, just lazy slop

[sturdy needle]

Goodnight

[strange pike]

Money doesn’t bring happiness at all
You can buy everything you ever wanted, but after that, what are you gonna do now?

[serene valley]

If time is money why are clock companies not at the top

[light lagoon]

Agreed lol

[dusk plover]

money can buy people now

[sturdy needle]

What

[hard sentinel]

thats alr, but u still gotta accept the request tho

[light lagoon]

It can

[dusk plover]

gold diggers sadly

[sturdy needle]

That's a long history if u may ask me

oh u meant that

[sweet granite]

Rev my mitsubishi evo 8 ( if I had money )

[sturdy needle]

that's not buying bro

[light lagoon]

Why call them gold diggers, when the rich person gets something in return

[sturdy needle]

Why would someone wanna be with poor

[light lagoon]

It’s a mutual relationship lol

[zenith heart]

it’s more so buying love 😭

[sweet granite]

Or crying in a nissan gtr r34

[sturdy needle]

😭

[narrow olive]

skill issue

[sweet granite]

Lol true

[strange pike]

real

[sturdy needle]

Make me rich and ull see I'm the happiest

[sweet granite]

If I had money I would be the happiest person alive

[sturdy needle]

I got happy over headphones from goat casepl brl

[strange pike]

For a little while maybe
It won’t last very long

[sturdy needle]

Im not lasting long either

[light lagoon]

Yh yh lil bro

[sweet granite]

I would blow them really hard

[light lagoon]

☠️

[dusk plover]

Nobody should be that desperate that they should mess with someones emotions just to get some money out of them

[serene valley]

I'm buying a laptop soon and they asked me for money apparently not if I'm happy in life 😢

[strange pike]

🤨

[sturdy needle]

I'm done after a few years

[sturdy needle]

Age bro

[narrow olive]

fine ill stop

[strange pike]

You ain’t that old

[sturdy needle]

Mb

[light lagoon]

The rich person is using them for … u think the gold digger wants that? No. lol

[dusk plover]

you want garlic bread

[sweet granite]

Why is everyone calling me lil bro

[sturdy needle]

31 isn't old then what is

[sturdy needle]

Lil bro

[sweet granite]

Or go talk to your mom

[sweet granite]

Damn

[narrow olive]

do I?

[strange pike]

Thought you were like 19 icl

[dusk plover]

im asking

[narrow olive]

Maybe

[rare panther]

I can’t join the server and I have good WiFi

[sturdy needle]

Okay at least I'm not considered a 15 yo

[sweet granite]

Man your back must hurt

[light lagoon]

Step one give me £500

[dusk plover]

🧄

u make it

[sturdy needle]

Ai

[narrow olive]

[sturdy needle]

What's that

[serene valley]

Starreon sleep

[sweet granite]

What?

[dusk plover]

LMAO

[sturdy needle]

Oh mb gn

[zenith heart]

depends on who the rich person in question is because some people are genuinely just very gullible 😭

[serene valley]

gn

[narrow olive]

[dusk plover]

the trick to surviving in a money hungry society is to have money

[narrow olive]

Why does that exist lol

[dusk plover]

come on guys its so easy

[strange pike]

Alright who made this

[light lagoon]

If he’s like 70 yo with mental issues sure, but MOST examples the rich person know what they r doing and it’s a mutual relationship lol

[sweet granite]

A person who thinks....

[dusk plover]

can be broke if you have money

cant*

[sweet granite]

Man I dont have the nitro

[strange pike]

Sadge

[dusk plover]

good

[light lagoon]

Sell ur soul

[dusk plover]

you dont need it

[narrow olive]

if you have a 400k mortgage and negative net worth, are you poor?

[sweet granite]

I would sent perfect cell do the exact same thing

[dusk plover]

Hmmm

[light lagoon]

Well this can’t work lol

[strange pike]

[light lagoon]

Because ur home would give u ur net worth

But if u mean no money in ur bank account, sure

[sweet granite]

For what 10€?

Nah man

[narrow olive]

not if you’re underwater on your mortgage

[light lagoon]

Yes

[sweet granite]

😢

[dusk plover]

I can smell my rent coming soon

[sweet granite]

That's sad man all we think of is the rent

[narrow olive]

“give me rent”

[sweet granite]

That's gonna kill our brain one day

[dusk plover]

"all we think of is the rent"

[light lagoon]

The internet has already done that

[empty geyser]

Not if you take a loan and invent in my very sustainable trustworthy business

[dusk plover]

oh yeah lemme get it out of my head that i must pay this or i will be HOMELESS

[light lagoon]

Is this rage bait chat

[sweet granite]

💀

[light lagoon]

☠️

[tribal heart]

lets all come back to the prehistoric eras

[dusk plover]

🥀

[light lagoon]

I’m for this btw, I want the world to end and 2 people survive

[narrow olive]

this is professional investment advice

[hushed garden]

Does anyone know what the lobby parkour record is?

[dusk plover]

who would u pick to survive

[strange pike]

I’ll do it

[sweet granite]

Yeah at this point let's go and make Woodhouses because the rents are skyrocketing

[light lagoon]

Maybe like speed the streamer and strong female

[strange pike]

Look it up on yt or speedrun dot com or something

[sweet granite]

Ive seen some reels of a guy trying to make a house with woods

[dusk plover]

so far ive lasted almost 2 hours without someone calling me out my name

[sweet granite]

Its cool its cool

[light lagoon]

We should buy a plot of land, make our own houses

[tribal heart]

im betting on Cristiano Ronaldo and @shrewd elbow

[shrewd elbow]

[narrow olive]

wait is this the college guy making a log cabin in his hometown woods

[fierce vigil]

can i silence myself

[dusk plover]

our species is doomed

[dusk plover]

pls do

[sweet granite]

Well one cost around 40.000€

[tribal heart]

😭 🙏

[fierce vigil]

okay

🤐

[hushed garden]

Ok. Thank you.

[sweet granite]

I better sleep in my car

[tribal heart]

lets steal it like the north sentinel guys

[sweet granite]

With that money

[light lagoon]

How is this calculated?

[dusk plover]

imagine if the last 2 people on earth was Clank and Splodger

[shrewd elbow]

I'll invent new clankers using my clankeristic knowledge bro it'll be a planet ruled by clankers bro

[dusk plover]

they would make Hive in real life

[sweet granite]

Don't know just threw a number

[unborn gale]

o.o

[tribal heart]

we cant imagine if were dead tho

[sweet granite]

It depends

[narrow olive]

Imagined. Didn’t like it. 2/10

[sweet granite]

How is the land

[dusk plover]

we can if we all end up in hell together

[light lagoon]

It does but I’m talking people who will do 99% of the work themselves lol

[tribal heart]

i would be too lazy to end up in either paradise or hell i would just be in the void

🥀

[light lagoon]

Yh im thinking split it between like 100 people

We just do our own town type thing

[shrewd elbow]

I'm going there after the countless team griefing I did bro

[sweet granite]

That's not gonna work

Too many people

[light lagoon]

It won’t but it could

[tribal heart]

gd reference

[light lagoon]

100 people is a street idk where u live

[dusk plover]

im going there for all the times i ate an extra snack without permission when i was little

[shrewd elbow]

[sweet granite]

Right now in island

[tribal heart]

yk what lets take greenland before trump does

[fierce vigil]

good idea

[sweet granite]

The problem is the lands cost too much and its a very small land

[light lagoon]

☠️

[dusk plover]

what the heck are we gonna do with greenland

[light lagoon]

No this is why you buy smartly lol

[fierce vigil]

actually turn it green

[tribal heart]

snow battles

[shrewd elbow]

Let me have poland bro I heard it has femboys

[dusk plover]

LMAO

[fierce vigil]

dang

[tribal heart]

@summer rover give him ur land rq

[dusk plover]

IM SSing THAT

[fierce vigil]

@summer rover run

[shrewd elbow]

[light lagoon]

If we all invest 50k each, we have 5 million to buy some land, that’s definitely acres lol

[light lagoon]

We all have our own space, houses

[sweet granite]

If you gonna buy with other people you will have to talk about what you are going to build

[dusk plover]

lets buy italy they have an infinite supply of pizza

[light lagoon]

Yh we build all our own houses, this is why we seek like minded people

[dusk plover]

actually dont buy it

just invade

[light lagoon]

Who have the money to invest and want to own their own home

[tribal heart]

no italians are not cool

[fierce vigil]

i'd buy earth tbh

[spring lodge]

[dusk plover]

thats why i said invade

[summer rover]

sorry bro those are my femboys and my femboys only bro

[spring lodge]

[tribal heart]

lets invade domnados' house

[dusk plover]

[shrewd elbow]

Looks like this town isn't big enough for the two of us bro..

[summer rover]

bro?

[fierce vigil]

@summer rover give addy rn

[sweet granite]

I dont know how much a land costs in your country but here in Greece is f... up

[light lagoon]

We Ofc help each other.. group of plumbers, group of brick layers, we can do this in a couple years

[summer rover]

yo mods ban this one for tryna get my location

[light lagoon]

In the uk, u can get acres for a couple million

[fierce vigil]

good

[light lagoon]

Which is VERY HUGE

[fierce vigil]

please ban me

[sweet granite]

Acres?

[dusk plover]

I heard sweden has 7 foot people

[summer rover]

i reported and messaged all my moderator friends bro you are cooked

[light lagoon]

Look it up

[dusk plover]

ill buy sweden

[sweet granite]

Hold on lemme look

[fierce vigil]

thank you

[spring lodge]

ill buy Kiribati

[summer rover]

no broblem bro

[dusk plover]

if i buy japan do i get access to all animes

ALL animes

[light lagoon]

U don’t want that lol

[strange pike]

Can you tell them hi for me

[dusk plover]

That would give me a lot of power

[spring lodge]

[sweet granite]

OMG

[dusk plover]

[sweet granite]

1 million for acres?

Atp give it up

[dusk plover]

im gonna take over the batcave anyone wanna join

[spring lodge]

Ill buy the US and become president and just print money to get rid of debt 🤦‍♂️

[sweet granite]

💀

[strange pike]

Do I get to say I’m Batman in a deep voice

[summer rover]

splodger said "who is bro"

[dusk plover]

only if the real batman doesnt hear u

[strange pike]

[light lagoon]

Well maybe like 200 acres

[strange pike]

He’d be embarrassed for me

[light lagoon]

It depends the area

[dusk plover]

ngl that sounds like splodger

[sweet granite]

That's massive

[light lagoon]

Yh lol

[summer rover]

@shrewd elbow did you know they eat waffles and mint ice cream in poland bro

[sweet granite]

If thats the case yeah ok

[strange pike]

surely splodger at least recognizes me… r-right….?

[light lagoon]

Not all is buildable tho, but we’d have a pretty view

[dusk plover]

im gonna steal poland

[summer rover]

yeah we go way back honestly

[sweet granite]

If you find a nice place yeah its gonna be worth it

[summer rover]

no ur not

[dusk plover]

all the femboys will be mine

[summer rover]

everyone in poland is 5'2 or taller

[vague halo]

@silent tapir

[strange pike]

[Helper] BDominikB

[summer rover]

you will lose

[dusk plover]

THATS NOT FAIR

[summer rover]

job had one bro💔

[light lagoon]

I looked up u can get 10 acres for 50k , this is very doable with some people

[dusk plover]

ill get stilts

[dreamy notch]

Anyone wanna be boosted in lifeboat prisons?

[summer rover]

we have chainsaws

[dim tinsel]

guys how do i get the percentage beside my xp bar in hive

[light lagoon]

Some games don’t have it lo

[strange pike]

the helper rank goes after the name by bad 😔

[sweet granite]

That's a normal price I believe yeah

[dusk plover]

as a prestige 31 im done with that game

[dim tinsel]

but dragong has it

[dreamy notch]

Damn dude

[dim tinsel]

like the percentage beside his xp

[shrewd elbow]

No bro that's why I'm going to destroy you so I can have poland for myself bro

[summer rover]

i am 99% sure its a texture pack/client that does that

[dusk plover]

too late

i own poland now

[strange pike]

Find one of the many texture packs that have it

[summer rover]

bro....

[dim tinsel]

ohh alright thanks

[odd stirrup]

dramatic entrance

[sweet granite]

You can easily build houses with some people in this amount of acres

[shrewd elbow]

[summer rover]

i am clankersobbing bro

[shrewd elbow]

Haha bro

[dusk plover]

i gave the prime minister the rights to the skull emoji

he gave me poland

[summer rover]

i have a perfect sticker for this, but no perms

[sweet granite]

You just have to find friends with money

[odd stirrup]

dramatic exit

[summer rover]

i dont think we have a prime minister

[strange pike]

Custom emojis for broke people

[summer rover]

i say we as if i live there

[dusk plover]

Donald Tusk

[summer rover]

oh

i thought u were talking about poland

[rare panther]

Wow the bedwars mega npc changed

[dusk plover]

I am talking about poland

[summer rover]

you are too confusing for me

[dusk plover]

-_-

[shrewd elbow]

Dom bro mess up her username bro

[worldly swan]

[summer rover]

i cant bro she might hurt me bro

[dusk plover]

hi churro

[summer rover]

i did it too much bro

[shrewd elbow]

Oh my god bro okay bro I'll do it myself bro

[summer rover]

okay bro

[worldly swan]

Wsgg

[dusk plover]

pls dont i have a 2 hour streak

[shrewd elbow]

I'll wait until it's at 67 hours I guess bro

[summer rover]

bro is counting the hours😭

[dusk plover]

or i will hurt you

[shrewd elbow]

[worldly swan]

Guys i have to go back 4 months in replays to find a clip 😭😭

[dusk plover]

i didnt know u were a yt so im subbing rn

[strange pike]

[light lagoon]

Well well well

[worldly swan]

Ayy tysm!

[summer rover]

i am a yt where is my sub

favouritism these days

gosh

[dusk plover]

you owe me 5 usernames worth of apologies

[shrewd elbow]

Isn't that lots of dollars bro

[summer rover]

you owe me a subway with pickles

[dusk plover]

is there one nearby

[odd stirrup]

a subway

[shrewd elbow]

You owe me ranch flavoured ice cream bro

[worldly swan]

Eww pickles

[sweet granite]

Noooo

[summer rover]

Ew royallchurro

[worldly swan]

Aw thanks <3

[sweet granite]

Pickles are good man

[dusk plover]

unfortunately ranch flavoured ice cream over here is considered a war crime

[summer rover]

how am i supposed to know that

[dusk plover]

i dont wanna get snipered

[shrewd elbow]

@polar osprey

[summer rover]

ofc <3

[dusk plover]

packgod cant humble me

[shrewd elbow]

Source bro question mark

[dusk plover]

use your maps doofus

[sweet granite]

And pineapple pizza

[summer rover]

@polar osprey humble her bro

[sweet granite]

Is a war crime

[vale patrol]

does anyone know what rate limited is?

[dusk plover]

go give satan a hug while ur at it

[summer rover]

means ur doing too much

[vale patrol]

Of

[summer rover]

anything

[sweet granite]

Imma beat him like Mike tyson

[vale patrol]

Which are

[dusk plover]

packgod is unverified, he cant even humble himself

[summer rover]

idk bro like sending messages or whatever u did

[sweet granite]

Man im really brain roted on Instagram reels

[vale patrol]

Does it go away

[dusk plover]

roted

[vale patrol]

Man I tried to change my email

[dusk plover]

instagram reels are cursed

[sweet granite]

English is not my first language sorry

[summer rover]

for what

discord?

[sweet granite]

Instagram reels are for MEN

[vale patrol]

Yes

Then i got hit with rate limited

[summer rover]

i mean yea it should go away usually

[dusk plover]

where do you live where this is correct

[summer rover]

try in an hour or smth

[sweet granite]

Greece

[vale patrol]

Someone said 24 hours

[dusk plover]

because its not

[summer rover]

usually when i get rate limited it goes away after a few minutes

[dusk plover]

its almost like saying tiktok is for girls

[vale patrol]

I did it at like 8 am it’s like 4 pm now

[sweet granite]

You want also my IP address and, card credit info?

[dusk plover]

no

[summer rover]

weird, idk then

[sweet granite]

It is

[vale patrol]

Sure ill take it

[sweet granite]

I dont like tiktok

[vale patrol]

(Jk)

[limpid musk]

Pls

[dusk plover]

tiktok is for everyone

it almost wasnt in america but it is now

[sweet granite]

The only reason I have it is because my gf wanted to have it so she can sent me tiktok videos

💀

[dusk plover]

[sweet granite]

I wish it wasn't anywhere

If we want to talk about Internet doing damage to our brains we have to start from the tiktok

[dusk plover]

idk why but you could say the same about snapchat too

[sweet granite]

Snapchat most useless app EVER

[dusk plover]

nah that would be discord

ive been on discord for a while and my brain isnt like it used to be

[sweet granite]

It is not and you know it tik tok made major damage to everyone in the world

[dusk plover]

alright ig

[sweet granite]

Damn did everyone stop talking? What happen?

[empty geyser]

@empty geyser

[dusk plover]

nah im just busy with living life

[summer rover]

valorant said "game found"

[sweet granite]

Type st

[limpid musk]

Can I?

[sweet granite]

Nah man 💀

[empty geyser]

U link dif accounts or change ign

[dusk plover]

ign

[sweet granite]

Man im charging my phone until its out im going to play

[empty geyser]

Dam

[empty geyser]

Whats ur tag

[sweet granite]

Im waiting for tomorrow morning 9 o clock

Imma bout to play with Vegito on gekshin squadra

My glorious king

[dusk plover]

-.-

[sweet granite]

One question are you a boy or a girl?

[uneven seal]

yt rank when

[dusk plover]

Im neither, im a woman

[vale dome]

🗣️

[sweet granite]

I didn't mean to offend you

[dusk plover]

u didnt dw

[dreamy acorn]

I identify as 6/7

[vale dome]

no

[dusk plover]

[sweet granite]

Then you dont know about vegito

My king

[vale dome]

goat

[dusk plover]

right, but i dont really care

[sweet granite]

Fair enough

[dusk plover]

-_-

[limpid musk]

My server

[empty geyser]

Bad?

[limpid musk]

It’s good server ✅

[dreamy acorn]

I will drag this meme as long as possible.

[empty geyser]

I lowk forget what that is but I think I remember

Is it what I think it is?

[dusk plover]

good luck

[dreamy acorn]

I'll need it.

[light lagoon]

Hello guys

[sweet granite]

What meme

[light lagoon]

What’s everyone up 2?

[dreamy acorn]

You know.

[limpid musk]

I get ~1.2k/mo revenue from it

[sweet granite]

No I dont

[worldly swan]

Next month

[dreamy acorn]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[dusk plover]

I kinda wanna make you a pfp

[uneven seal]

you got this!

[dusk plover]

idk why

[sweet granite]

Oh nah

[uneven seal]

erm

[sweet granite]

You are a kid

[inland quartz]

happy new year 2026

[dusk plover]

ur a little late

[worldly swan]

Sure! If its good I'll prob use it somewhere or at least print it out and hang it on my wall lol

[sweet granite]

True

[dreamy acorn]

I'm actually older than most.

[round robin]

6️⃣1️⃣

[sweet granite]

Oh much

[worldly swan]

Thanks!

[round robin]

61 is better

[dreamy acorn]

That's how old I feel rn.

[uneven seal]

ofc :D

[sweet granite]

69 is better guys

[dreamy acorn]

Dead meme.

[sweet granite]

Never

Guys have you heard the great meme reset?

[dreamy acorn]

Fake news.

[round robin]

No that’s rude

[sweet granite]

Probably because I haven't seen it much lately

Its is sad cuz no one did it

And here we are people are saying 67

[limpid musk]

[sweet granite]

That must be the worst meme ever

[round robin]

You mean 61

[sweet granite]

Huh?

[round robin]

67 is to old now

[sweet granite]

69 is very effective also so its the best

[round robin]

Its the best?

Why?

[light lagoon]

Eye roll lol

That’s a meme within itself

☠️🥀

[dreamy acorn]

😭

[sweet granite]

I can't explain i will get banned

[light lagoon]

Do yall celebrate Mother’s Day

[lusty idol]

That reminds me of a vc I had with a friend of mine that acted like he was on something the whole time, all that guy screamed was 6 1

[sweet granite]

I forget when it is everytime

[worldly swan]

Yee

[light lagoon]

What do u buy

[sweet granite]

I'm starting to forget my birthday

[worldly swan]

Going back 4 months for a replay was terrible 😭😭 hive pls add a filter system

[light lagoon]

W

[lusty idol]

My birthday scares me

This year soundin a lil too serious

[light lagoon]

Frfr lol

[round robin]

XD 🤣

[light lagoon]

Let’s all age regress

[sweet granite]

Me too man in a week I will be 22

[worldly swan]

Flowers for my mum and a card

[sage nacelle]

Valor or riot

[lusty idol]

Damn on the first feb I’m 18

[round robin]

That’s why i hate 69

[light lagoon]

Dawg delete discord

[light lagoon]

Oh I was thinkin abt buying designer stuff

[sweet granite]

Huh why?

[light lagoon]

I think she’d want it more than flowers

[round robin]

And i love 61

[lusty idol]

Got me creakin my back everytime I walk

[light lagoon]

Big 22

[worldly swan]

Probably, I think thatd be cool

[dreamy acorn]

Buy some designer for yourself.

[sweet granite]

I dont understand what you mean tbh

[light lagoon]

It would right? We’ll see if she annoys me or not

[light lagoon]

I do everyday I have a shopping addiction

If I’m not waiting for a parcel I feel empty inside

☠️🚬

[dreamy acorn]

How to be wasteful 101.

[sweet granite]

I dont want to delete my account I have it from 2018

[worldly swan]

I love shopping :D

[light lagoon]

It’s not just clothes lol?

That would get boring pretty fast

[dreamy acorn]

Like I own some designer clothing.

But buying some everyday is wild.

so either your lying or just dumb.

[light lagoon]

Well idk what type of designer ur thinking lol

Its not thousands

Especially if it’s just bedding or accessories

A mug

[sweet granite]

I would really want a spartan armor

[dreamy acorn]

I have Gucci sunglasses lmao.

[sweet granite]

To wear it everyday outside

[light lagoon]

Get onto Chloe ones

If u count that as designer

[sweet granite]

How much did it cost?

[dreamy acorn]

Not really.

[dreamy acorn]

$500, not bad.

[light lagoon]

Wow?

[sweet granite]

Damn

I have myopia so sadly I had to spend around 420 for 2 glasses

[light lagoon]

No clue what that is

[sweet granite]

I can't see far

[light lagoon]

I bought some cheap blue light ones .. they work but I chose to damage my eyes instead

[sweet granite]

Its all blurry if I dont have the glasses

[dreamy acorn]

Do I recommend spending $500 on sunglasses, absolutely not.

[light lagoon]

Cooked in the wilderness

[dreamy acorn]

Just buy a cheap pair that works.

[sweet granite]

Well yeah?

[dreamy acorn]

And looks good.

[light lagoon]

Why not if u wear them ..20 times a year u divide the cost and it seems very reasonable

[sweet granite]

I have regular one carrera and sunglasses one police

[sweet granite]

True

[dreamy acorn]

I do wear them often.

so I guess

[light lagoon]

When I buy stuff that sits there what’s when I feel guilt

But I make the effort to use everything

[sweet granite]

I wish it could be done the same with me

[light lagoon]

It’s that girl math

But I spend more on food than anything 🤣🤣🤣

[sweet granite]

I have every 3-4 years to go check my eyes and change the number in my glasses

[light lagoon]

Which is definitely a valid investment

[left osprey]

Bread

[light lagoon]

Sounds okay

[sweet granite]

Well not exactly when you have to spent around 100€ so you can change the glasses because your myopia went up

I hate my eyes

[light lagoon]

Well it’s not something u can change

[sweet granite]

Never have xbox ps2 and psp at age of 4

[light lagoon]

Well yes

But then you’d be socially isolated if u didn’t

Internet is just life now

[sweet granite]

Well you can but you have to pay 2000 for lasers

[dreamy acorn]

My Minecraft account is 12 years old.

[dreamy acorn]

save up.

And eventually you'll be able to afford it.

[light lagoon]

Ur parents should do this for you

[sweet granite]

I dont care about my eyes right now since I have glasses

[dreamy acorn]

Agreed.

[dreamy acorn]

That's fair,

[light lagoon]

Well it’s something wrong with you

[dreamy acorn]

I wouldn't discuss age on Discord lmao.

[light lagoon]

If I had something wrong with me, they’d offer lol

[dreamy acorn]

Just saying.

[light lagoon]

And idc if I’m 50 I’m draining that bank account

[sweet granite]

Well they help me when they can its not that a problem

[light lagoon]

Sorry but when u birthed me u gain responsibilities

[sweet granite]

But its not worth giving me 2000 for me just to go fix my eyes

[abstract hinge]

anyone on xbox vc to help me

[light lagoon]

It’s not that much in the grand scheme but sure wear those glasses

[sweet granite]

I believe I will destroy them again thats why I dont wanna

💀

[dreamy acorn]

When your that age though, you shouldn't rely on your parents anymore.

[sweet granite]

I'm trying to save up for a car

[dreamy acorn]

Peak.