🐝・hive-chat

[light lagoon]

It was honestly fun times but I prob ruined my brain

[wicked cloak]

Very common

[light lagoon]

Ew yh

[dusk plover]

RIGHT?

[light lagoon]

My little cousin in a relationship she’s 13 and it’s toxic and he’s manipulating her

[dusk plover]

like bro i cant go in these conditions

[light lagoon]

And they kiss and it’s just gross

[deft scroll]

ok good

[wicked cloak]

How old is the man?

[light lagoon]

Same age

[fiery urchin]

I saw u recently on hive

[light lagoon]

🤣🤣🤣

[fiery urchin]

Bc of volvomaster87

[light lagoon]

She has a mental breakdown abt him, she has so many mental issues now

[wicked cloak]

Man kids can't be manipulators☠️☠️☠️

[dusk plover]

thats not a relationship, thats puppy love, except its one sided as hell

[light lagoon]

She’s glued to her phone, no childhood

[fiery urchin]

Worst take ive heard in a minute LOL

[dusk plover]

which is horrible

[light lagoon]

Bruh it’s toxic tho, they r cheating on each other, getting mad when they don’t text back, ignoring each other

[wicked cloak]

☠️☠️

[light lagoon]

It’s just all this stuff

[dusk plover]

although i cant talk

[wicked cloak]

The fastest way to solve is simply leave

[dusk plover]

i dated in middle school too

[light lagoon]

Well whatever it is.. it’s been going on for a year 🤣🤣🤣

[wicked cloak]

Also how do you cheat at that age?

[light lagoon]

She can’t be told anything, she’s 18 but at 13

[fiery urchin]

Wow! Me too🤣🤣67 67🤣🤣

[vocal sparrow]

My sister is glued to her phone she barely goes outside. When she was younger we used to do alot of stuff together

[light lagoon]

People do.. “do things” at that age here so lol

[dusk plover]

you would have to be lucky to even have one person like you (in general) in that era..

[fiery urchin]

The same exact way you cheat at another age bro?

[wicked cloak]

Then the solution is to become more strict

[light lagoon]

Yh it’s sad they prob won’t realise until they r older they should of had a better childhood

[dusk plover]

💀

[light lagoon]

Yh it’s hard cus they threaten to “do something” if u tell them off

[dusk plover]

you know its 2026 right.

[fiery urchin]

6️⃣7️⃣

[wicked cloak]

A kiss isn't real cheating

[fiery urchin]

Idc

[light lagoon]

Oh it’s not kissing ..

[wicked cloak]

Does she have a gun?

[vocal sparrow]

She wasnt glued to a phone on her childhood. But when she got older now she kinda is

[wicked cloak]

Thank you!

[light lagoon]

Something like that.. lol.

[fiery urchin]

Oh my god bruh ur oblivious

In the kindest way possible

[wicked cloak]

Why a 13 years old has a gun☠️

[dusk plover]

a kiss can be cheating if its a boundary that the original lover put in place being broken

[light lagoon]

Well when ur below 18 ur still experiencing childhood, im guessing when shes older and she’ll look back she should of stayed innocent for longer

Being exposed to the internet is such a traumatising experience ugh

So many bad things and people on here, really damaging

[wicked cloak]

But they can't do certain things

[light lagoon]

Well not a gun but I can’t say the exact things as it’s very nsfw

[fiery urchin]

Youre right but it doesn't mean it isnt cheating

[wicked cloak]

☠️ah ok

[light lagoon]

Well idk how old ur sister is

[abstract harness]

I eat uranium bread

[wicked cloak]

If you do it one time accidentally and gift your partner a big thing After it's all good

[dusk plover]

is it crunchy

[fiery urchin]

I know exactly what youve been talking about the entire time,, and tbh this isnt a discussion we should be having here

[light lagoon]

Yh this method lol, imagine the drama on Valentine’s Day I cantttt

[fiery urchin]

You dont cheat accidentally

[wicked cloak]

Exactly

[fiery urchin]

💀

[light lagoon]

See I think she should start realising soon , the internet is toxic and maybe she should get off of it

I rmr in 2019 I was so sure I was gonna delete every app, it ruined my mental health, I wanted to go outside more.. 7 years later here I am ☠️☠️🚬🚬

[dusk plover]

cheating accidentally sounds like an excuse for a monopoly player

[fiery urchin]

LOLOL

[wicked cloak]

You can confuse your partner accidentally once (only a kiss)

[fiery urchin]

💀

[abstract harness]

Yes, sometimes I wonder if it's my tooth that fell off and I am munchin on it

[wicked cloak]

After to fix just gift something

[dusk plover]

as someone who only kissed someone once, i havent experienced that

[wicked cloak]

GG

[fiery urchin]

Top 10 worst takes oat

[light lagoon]

What would ur make up gift be

If someone gave me chocolates I’d prob dump them

[wicked cloak]

100 dollars for shopping

[light lagoon]

Maybe more in the £500 range ☠️🚬

[dusk plover]

i almost said something very risky

[light lagoon]

100 is too light, it needs to be a TREAT

[wicked cloak]

500 she's gonna buy the whole shop

[fiery urchin]

😭

[wicked cloak]

☠️

[fiery urchin]

Whiteslime we gotta pack it up bruh

[deft scroll]

oh hello

[light lagoon]

Expensive taste idc, he better take out a bank loan

[echo kiln]

Yo

[wicked cloak]

What does pack it up mean?

[dusk plover]

if i really love someone im not cheating a gift by giving money itself i need to get something meaningful

[wicked cloak]

Only if he's rich

[light lagoon]

The whole point is, ur using him for money because if u had a brain you’d dump him after finding out

[light lagoon]

Naw I’ll make him broke

🚬🥀

[deft scroll]

cooked

[wicked cloak]

Ah ipban

[dusk plover]

i think you read it wrong

[fiery urchin]

LOL

[dusk plover]

i meant im not giving a stale gift

[fiery urchin]

W point

[light lagoon]

I thought it was just a hypothetical, if u cheat they should dump u

[wicked cloak]

Where I live cheating is NOT legal

[dusk plover]

honestly i dont have the energy to cheat

[light lagoon]

W

[wicked cloak]

GG

[dusk plover]

I barely have the energy to pull off a relationship as it is

[light lagoon]

Oh same

[dusk plover]

schools burning me out

[light lagoon]

I can’t even find one guy to speak to nvm 2

☠️🥀

[wicked cloak]

Just search

[light lagoon]

It’s called standards

[dusk plover]

AH SO EASY

[wicked cloak]

There are so many just delete the ones you don't like
Farm many ones you like and pick the most superior one in your eyes

[fiery urchin]

Are u ragebaiting

[dusk plover]

im sorry what

[light lagoon]

Fr

[fiery urchin]

??

[wicked cloak]

Just try many times

[light lagoon]

This not realistic gng especially irl

[fiery urchin]

LOOL

[light lagoon]

I don’t need some toxic eboy ☠️🥀🚬

[fiery urchin]

Nor is it a healthy way of finding a partner

[wicked cloak]

IRL

[wicked cloak]

Then how do you find

[dusk plover]

um, im not gonna bounce around an internet site to find someone who probably lives across the world

[fiery urchin]

It takes time you dont rush it like if it happens it happens yk😭

[dusk plover]

and expects me to leave my life to go to them

[wicked cloak]

Edating is bad I agree

[wicked cloak]

I agree

[dusk plover]

I would rather be single forever than do that

[wicked cloak]

Same

[manic dirge]

Being desperate is the #1 problem

[wicked cloak]

What does desperate mean?

[timber niche]

[dusk plover]

overly wanting something that youll do anything for it

[summer rover]

reference to the song despacito

[wicked cloak]

Ah

[wicked cloak]

Ahhhh

[dusk plover]

the first time i heard despacito i felt like i was on a different radio station

[uneven seal]

e

[crude ibex]

Anyone duo?

Bw

[dusk plover]

#🥳・looking-for-party

[crude ibex]

No one in that

[crude ibex]

Online rn

[summer rover]

@dusk plover will

[dusk plover]

not really anything u can do then

[dusk plover]

no i wont

hush or i will poke u

[coral aspen]

Hlo

[summer rover]

dont let them lie to you ^

they really wanna duo

[crude ibex]

Lol

[dusk plover]

i dont wanna duo

[crude ibex]

It's ok

[summer rover]

my bad they wanna trio

[dusk plover]

every duo ive played today theyve been selling

[summer rover]

find a 3rd

[dusk plover]

EW

FEEET

[atomic granite]

banana leclerc

[fiery urchin]

how are you sure it wasnt YOU who was selling

[dusk plover]

because my teammate got killed by a dude named gamerboy27736 and he was level 1

[fiery urchin]

EvilEgg6767 is who i got killed by yesterday hahahhaahaa....

[manic dirge]

Don’t judge a book by its cover

[dusk plover]

[wicked cloak]

Xxsigmapvpver2018xX

[dusk plover]

Itachiuchiha18283

breadlapman4439

see me personally i would quit if i had a name like that

[wicked cloak]

☠️☠️

[dusk plover]

your name too

[wicked cloak]

☠️

[dusk plover]

exactly

[wicked cloak]

What about Diecies

[fiery urchin]

?

[dusk plover]

well given that he was my friend and a youtuber he was ok

but honestly

idk what a diecies is

[cloud valley]

Yo guys hive anti cheat gotta calm down I J's lagged for 8 sec and my clicks worked after 5 sec and I got kick

They gotta calm the anti cheat down

[dusk plover]

sometimes its not the anticheat its your lag

[smoky jacinth]

o

[dusk plover]

lag itself can kick you

[cloud valley]

@dusk plover I got kicked mate

[dusk plover]

^

[wicked cloak]

Same

[fiery urchin]

Yk stampylongnose played hive right

[wicked cloak]

Yes probably once or twice

[fiery urchin]

He used to do livestreams on the server

[wicked cloak]

He Mainly played in his survival

@dusk plover give me your Watch every watch

[dusk plover]

nope

[wicked cloak]

The police ARREST you

[dusk plover]

so?

i havent committed a crime

[barren tundra]

Puke on police

[pine steeple]

Hi

[dusk plover]

bro

...bro..

[barren tundra]

[wicked cloak]

If you give me watch I give you money

[dusk plover]

thats a scam

also why do u need a watch

[wicked cloak]

The police ARREST you the watches were fake

[empty geyser]

Hi

[dusk plover]

my watch's 100% real

[thick kayak]

Someone sumo eu?

[dusk plover]

#🥳・looking-for-party

[empty geyser]

What kijd of watch do u have

[dusk plover]

apple watch

[wicked cloak]

You stole my gold watch, call the polis

[empty geyser]

Oh

[dusk plover]

i didnt steal any gold watch

i personally wouldnt even buy one

[wicked cloak]

Why

Btw same

Gold watch = robber

[dusk plover]

it would probably feel so uncomfortable on my tiny arm

those things look big on some people

[wicked cloak]

But you wear it on the wrist

[dusk plover]

even so

besides

[coarse ore]

wth hive i can't even play a game of bedwars without a cheater in

[dusk plover]

i hate reading analog clocks

[wicked cloak]

#🚔・report-rulebreakers

[coarse ore]

they have alot of account

[wicked cloak]

Ahhhh

[wicked cloak]

They will check their ip so every account is banned

[fiery urchin]

My arms are long and skinny would it be too big for me😭

[lament wadi]

im on my lunch that is going to end in a minute

[slim wigeon]

hi

[lament wadi]

hi

[fiery urchin]

Tel it to end later instead

[slim wigeon]

how is lunch

[uneven seal]

e

[tawdry hatch]

butterpal is eating butter for his lunch

[lament wadi]

Good my dad and i had the same shift

so we ate mcdonalds together

[slim wigeon]

oh wow

nice. im glad man

im just watching some football

[lament wadi]

it was good i order too many large fries though

oh thats cool

[wicked cloak]

GG

[lament wadi]

my lunch is over bye friends

[fiery urchin]

LOL

[wicked cloak]

Byee

[slim wigeon]

i like getting a mcchicken and honey packs

[wicked cloak]

To fix the problem just build them bigger

[leaden schooner]

bro could save everyones lifes with his help

[wicked cloak]

Thanks ms.Detective

[dusk plover]

quick! how do you cure cancer!

[wicked cloak]

I actually know☠️

[dusk plover]

HOW?

[wicked cloak]

Dms

[leaden schooner]

noooo

i wanted to know to

too*

[leaden schooner]

what would you do to save world hunger@

?

[wicked cloak]

Just remove money from billionares

A little each

And give everyone food

[leaden schooner]

🔥🔥🔥🔥

w help

[wicked cloak]

Thanks

[fiery urchin]

Oh my

[wicked cloak]

Gg

[swift stag]

chat were so close to 30k

[empty geyser]

chat were so close to 74

[swift stag]

chat were so close to 3

like bro wdym 😭

[deft scroll]

wut

67

[formal maple]

ooooooo

[echo kiln]

Yooq

I can't sleep

[empty geyser]

[vagrant harness]

grinder screenie is soon

[formal maple]

yay

[vagrant harness]

5 mins

[formal maple]

lemme join

[vagrant harness]

yesss

[leaden schooner]

what is happening

[echo kiln]

One piece is real

[light lagoon]

Hello

[leaden schooner]

Gumo Gumo no Bazooka

[flat pivot]

ImMcGifter

[lilac zenith]

meow

[echo kiln]

Gomu Gomu no Pistol

[echo kiln]

Mrow

[lilac zenith]

nya

[leaden schooner]

no pls don't do that

[pure scarab]

Mid piece

jkjk

[echo kiln]

Hell naw

[flat pivot]

Who am I?

[pure scarab]

@echo kiln

[echo kiln]

?

[cosmic dune]

hi guys

[austere fiber]

Hey hey

[lilac zenith]

meow

[main geyser]

🚨 SECURITY ALERT – Read Carefully

➤ Do NOT verify on servers shared here or through DMs.
➤ Never enter your Minecraft/Microsoft account information (including your email), and never share verification codes from your inbox.
⚠️ These are common scam methods here and will lead to your account being compromised/hacked.

Stay alert. Protect your account. 🛡️

[leaden schooner]

Gomu Gomu no Elephant Gun

what is that

[echo kiln]

Only if I saw this earlier

🙁

[main geyser]

I sapm this thingy daily

[echo kiln]

But I saw it after my acc got hacked

And I lost everything

[main geyser]

Sad,

[austere fiber]

What did u do?

[echo kiln]

I shared the verification code

😭

[austere fiber]

Whyyyy

[light lagoon]

Hello

[echo kiln]

Idk it was new years eve and I was way too excited i couldn't think properly

😭

[austere fiber]

What did the service promisse u?

[boreal path]

Hi yall

[light lagoon]

Wsp

[echo kiln]

Nothing it was just a donut smp team they told me to verify my email to enter the vc

[boreal path]

Goofy and you homie🙃

[light lagoon]

Lol thats fun, im alr, sick with the flu 💔

[austere fiber]

And u gave them the Email + PW + a verify Code?

[echo kiln]

No just the email and verification

Code

[boreal path]

BROOO get well soon 😭

[light lagoon]

Lol thank you, im feeling better today so thats good

[austere fiber]

Bruh
Yea they can just reset the PW with that 😭

[light lagoon]

What are you up to?

[winter onyx]

You dont need to talk about me to random people you dont even know bro. Also you really dont know anything about me :P

[boreal path]

Well I'm looking for new friends. 😭😂

[sturdy needle]

Why would u do that

[echo kiln]

Not only password but also the recovery email, they removed my passkeys heck they even changed the primary emaip

[echo kiln]

Because I was tooo excited it was new years eve

[light lagoon]

Ah, all good, u want to add eachother?

[boreal path]

Cuz my skin make people scard😭

[echo kiln]

[vocal sparrow]

Im sorry. I will never do it again.

[sturdy needle]

Excited for what

[austere fiber]

Lmao

[boreal path]

IFCCC

[light lagoon]

Lol

[light lagoon]

Whats your ign

[echo kiln]

Hey, I am apologising for him. Please forgive him he won't do it again

[winter onyx]

Thank you for respect

[echo kiln]

New year

[boreal path]

Lituraly my name

[sturdy needle]

Are u his sister

[echo kiln]

Plz don't talk about it now

Plz don't

[sturdy needle]

but why would u be excited to give ur email to others

[winter onyx]

I really appreciate you for saying this! Thank you

[light lagoon]

Same lol, ill add you when i get on, if you are on send me a friend request

[echo kiln]

No I was just trying to join a donut smp team

[winter onyx]

Sadly yes

[sturdy needle]

why sadly tho

[echo kiln]

What's sad about it?

[sturdy needle]

stupid server 😭😭

[echo kiln]

Yeah fr

[winter onyx]

I know we are all people so

[boreal path]

Ofc I'm just afk for abit

[echo kiln]

So?

[boreal path]

Then imma hop on mc

[light lagoon]

Alright all good

[echo kiln]

I played it for 3 days and lost my acc

[light lagoon]

💀💔

[echo kiln]

He'w a really nice guy. Please try to spend more time with him. He really loves you. But he's a bit hesitant to talk to you.🙁

[winter onyx]

I love my Brother as a sister but you know siblings can be hella annoying so thats all🥲

[light lagoon]

Facts

[echo kiln]

Yeah as a older sibling I can confirm that statement

[winter onyx]

Yeah

[sturdy needle]

I love my non-existent brothers and sisters

[echo kiln]

I really really request you to please spend a bit of time with him. You have no idea how desperate he is to spend time with you.

[light lagoon]

Only child?

[winter onyx]

Also i saw you tryed to add me earlyer on discord, sorry dor turning you donw. I really dont know you, that was se ony reason

[sturdy needle]

Yes

[echo kiln]

I don't mind it.

[winter onyx]

Good to know

[light lagoon]

Hows the life, i have 7💀

[sturdy needle]

SEVEN

[echo kiln]

Maybe play a bit of Minecraft with him or go to the hills with him

[sturdy needle]

nahhhh

[light lagoon]

Yeah....

[echo kiln]

I'd Guess that you know him better than I do. So you must know how sensetive he is.

[light lagoon]

My neighbor has like 11 kids😭

[sturdy needle]

Got a whole ass football team ready

[light lagoon]

Thats what i said

[echo kiln]

I think you helped a bit aswell

[light lagoon]

What?

helped with what

[winter onyx]

Some days i will, but you know i have my personal stuff, and i still have Vocational school that takes alot of my physical and emotional energy

[echo kiln]

In making of the team

[light lagoon]

Oh nahh

im 15💀💔

[sturdy needle]

yo

[tribal heart]

poop

[fallow hamlet]

vro

[winter onyx]

But i really appreciate you for telling me

[echo kiln]

That's alright but idk if you like it or not please don't be angry for it on him. Atleast from what I know you rarely ever spend time with him

He's really like a baby he just needs a companion

[winter onyx]

I know that part

[tribal heart]

vro

[echo kiln]

I don't even feel right about talking about it in public chat

Hence I added you

[echo kiln]

Ok give me one promise and he'll give one promise aswell. You'll spend a bit of time atleast once per week and he'd never talk about you to anyone ever again

How does that sound?

[magic flame]

I keep timing out when i try to join, any help?

[winter onyx]

Yeah it feels personal to talk about these types of stuff

[echo kiln]

Is it right for you?

?

[echo kiln]

.

[sturdy needle]

Spread love

and money

[echo kiln]

Fr

[echo kiln]

Not that part

[winter onyx]

I mean yeah, but its okay to talk about stuff like "i have a sister" but not anything spesific stuff like age

[echo kiln]

Lily is such a good guy he doesn't deserve to be hurt in any way

[winter onyx]

I agree

[granite cave]

[echo kiln]

Yeah I understand, so do you promise that you'll spend a bit of time with him atleast once a week?

[sturdy needle]

HAHAHAH

[winter onyx]

Ill try

[granite cave]

🫂 hello BUDDY

[light lagoon]

Okay well ima dip, God bless yall, byee

[echo kiln]

Chat can we actually be serious for once?

[sturdy needle]

HIII BUDDH

HII BROO

[boreal path]

16 for me

[echo kiln]

Plz do.

Lemme talk to him

[boreal path]

Bro my English 😭

I'm 16

[echo kiln]

Is lily with you?

[uneven grove]

this is hive chat

[sturdy needle]

We be @uneven grove

[winter onyx]

Im in the Kitchen and they are in theyr bed

[echo kiln]

Idc I am serious when it comes to my bud

[echo kiln]

Can you do me a favour?

[uneven grove]

🐺

[cosmic dune]

i’m only 5

[winter onyx]

What?

[echo kiln]

Can you please sit with him and talk to him for 15 mins? Just some casual talks? He'd feel better

[sturdy needle]

Why do u guys desperately wanna get banned

[cosmic dune]

iridium!!

[peak sail]

Lambert

[echo kiln]

Plz

[echo kiln]

Yeah fr

[cosmic dune]

i think the mods can tell when something is a joke 😭🙏🏽

[granite cave]

🫂 heyyy

[wicked cloak]

@cosmic dune DELETE

[cosmic dune]

notch??

[sturdy needle]

No like discord will ban you not hive

[wicked cloak]

They HAVE to assune IT'S real

[echo kiln]

All it takes is one report and they are gone for good

[cosmic dune]

hiii 🫂

[wicked cloak]

GG

[echo kiln]

Can you do it ?

[sturdy needle]

they just ban you they don't need any proofs

[wicked cloak]

Yes the message is the proof

[echo kiln]

Yeah,

They don't understand

[cosmic dune]

unless someone reports it they won’t i can’t tell you how many times i’ve said that in this account

[sturdy needle]

It's 2 clicks away

[echo kiln]

You have been lucky someone didn't report you

[cosmic dune]

are you threatening me 💔💔

[sturdy needle]

No ily bro

[echo kiln]

Even if discord doesn't Hive mods are always lurking don't forget that fact

They can ban you from hive discord any sec

[cosmic dune]

true but again, i think hive mods can tell when something is a joke

i don’t think a 5 year old would have ultimate and be a server booster

[echo kiln]

You think*

[boreal path]

Oh

[sturdy needle]

It's not that

They just have to ban you

It's the tos

[boreal path]

That's young 😭

[boreal path]

Fr

[cosmic dune]

grown adult here btw 😭

[echo kiln]

?

[boreal path]

He has a point 87 year olds🤔

[cosmic dune]

i’ll just thug it out

[boreal path]

W

[granite cave]

Do you guys ever just watch a bug crawling on the floor and think to yourself.. I wonder what that bug is thinking about?

[boreal path]

If a bird life's at the sea they called seaguls🌊🐦 but that means if birds live in the bay does that mean they are called bayguls🤔

[boreal path]

Absolutely

[uneven grove]

bagels 🥶

[granite cave]

🫂

[granite cave]

🫂

[boreal path]

If a pragnent woman is in a pool does that mean she's a human submarine

[steady glacier]

yes

[sturdy needle]

This is aura

[boreal path]

Is a orange called a orange because it's orange or is the orange called a orange because it's orange?

[granite cave]

Bc orange

[boreal path]

If a cow gives birth it's a called a calf but if a sheep gives birth does it mean it's a half?

Shalf?

[boreal path]

If u are gay it means you happy? But if u are a lesbian does that mean u are happy or u like women🤔

This is evolutionary. Let me write it in my diary.

[sturdy needle]

Idk bro but u have some aura

[merry prawn]

bro has potential in philosophy

[sturdy needle]

He might be the one

[flat pivot]

Dacia Duster?

[granite cave]

🫂 mine

[boreal path]

U KNOW DA WAE??

[timid dew]

hello guys 😄

[boreal path]

Holla

How are is u doing?

[timid dew]

what have yall named ur orange whales, just wanna know

[timid dew]

im doin great, hbu?

[boreal path]

Good just Wana make new homies

[empty geyser]

Boo

[boreal path]

Dk what is that but mine is phill

[timid dew]

huh?

[boreal path]

New friends

[timid dew]

orange whale pet from hive seattle hospital bundle 🙂

[boreal path]

Nice butt

[timid dew]

stop posting this

plz

[boreal path]

OHHHH my brain expired yesterday

[timid dew]

you're burning my eyes

[timid dew]

lol

[timid dew]

?!?

[boreal path]

What the sticker has a nice butt

[timid dew]

no it doesnt, its hideous

[boreal path]

Yesss man slay

[timid dew]

you are abusing this sticket XD

[timid dew]

are you alright?

[vocal sparrow]

[boreal path]

[timid dew]

yeah, this chat is becoming cursed

[vocal sparrow]

Ik

[boreal path]

Absolute cinema

[boreal path]

Like my..... Jokes

I think im pragnent 😭

[fallow hamlet]

pregnant?

[boreal path]

Nahhhh

I just fell... For u

🙃

[fallow hamlet]

bro what

[boreal path]

Nvm I tryed

[dusk plover]

the worst timing to fail an enderpearl clutch

is when im about to destroy a yt

[boreal path]

🤔Fr

[empty geyser]

Hi

[boreal path]

Olla

[glad thistle]

I love kittens!

[granite cave]

🫂 MINE

[granite cave]

🫂 hey bud

[sterile bone]

[empty geyser]

Hay snapple

[granite cave]

🫂 hey qt chasers

[timid dew]

what is this chat on

[granite cave]

🫂 shhhhhhhh

[timid dew]

hi apple

[granite cave]

This is how chat is supposed to be

[timid dew]

agreed, bye now 🙂

[granite cave]

🫂 I wish I could just squeeze ur soul and pop it like grape

[tulip orbit]

Hiiiaaa

[timid dew]

im eating grapes

rn

[timid dew]

lol

[tulip orbit]

That’s interesting

[granite cave]

And then drown in its juices

[tulip orbit]

Erm

[granite cave]

Imma hug you

[tulip orbit]

Oh?

Hugs are nice

[granite cave]

🫂

There we go

[deft sorrel]

Need a duo hit mee

[last pond]

Л

[fallow hamlet]

🇸🇮

[light lagoon]

Well yes

[light lagoon]

Hits u.. NO IM BUSY (doing absolutely nothing but I just don’t want to duo)

😂🥀🤗🚬

[deft sorrel]

@light lagoon so corny 😭😭

[light lagoon]

I thought we bringing back 2016

But yall wasn’t born in 2016 i remember

[fallow hamlet]

insane

[granite cave]

More less

[deft sorrel]

wow

[light lagoon]

The cats out the bag

[granite cave]

actually

2016 was awesome

[deft sorrel]

Wayyy before buddy

[granite cave]

1774?

[deft sorrel]

1955 🤓

[granite cave]

Wait...that means...

[fallow hamlet]

‘55 using a nerd emoji

is this really 2016?

[granite cave]

First time I see you type smt other than a flag

[fallow hamlet]

vro

[deft sorrel]

@fallow hamlet Just stop kid..

[fallow hamlet]

kid 😭

my apologies mon ami

[granite cave]

Hru coury

[fallow hamlet]

idk

i’m alr

[granite cave]

Imma hug you

[fallow hamlet]

oh here we go again

[granite cave]

Hahahahah 😭

Fine

[flat pivot]

Aww

[granite cave]

I wont do my bit

Nah who am I kidding I LOVE hugs

[granite cave]

🫂 get SQUEEZED

[fallow hamlet]

NEIN

[granite cave]

🫂 EMBRACE IT

Do it!!!

Pull the trigger!!!

[fallow hamlet]

I WILL

bang, bang!

[granite cave]

[light lagoon]

Well in 2016 for some reason I was very grown

[granite cave]

20?? - 2026

[light lagoon]

And started developing mental issues

[granite cave]

🫂

[light lagoon]

But I LOVED killer clown videos

This new generation doesn’t know about them

Sorry but the choke hold.. they need to bring them back

I will dress up as a clown and terrorise randoms

Who’s going to record to me

[light lagoon]

But then it’s like the police… why yall ruining fun

[granite cave]

I remember the ones at night too

[fallow hamlet]

depends on the day

[light lagoon]

Loved the scary ones

Yh people run away scared

[granite cave]

Night time 😈

[light lagoon]

U just jumpscare them

[light lagoon]

Lil vro 🥀🚬

[fallow hamlet]

gng…

[granite cave]

@fallow hamlet @light lagoon get hugged 🫂

I win

[fallow hamlet]

i shot you twice though.

[light lagoon]

Yk what I also watched as a 2016ian

Is those 5 min craft videos

Or vine clips on YouTube

[outer ravine]

Wait what M

[granite cave]

Oh yeah...

[outer ravine]

What are those?

[light lagoon]

Idk it’s just they do stupid stuff and it’s all fake

Like hot glue

A shoe to a plant

Make egg shell earrings

[fallow hamlet]

i never watched those though but yo 😭

[light lagoon]

89

[outer ravine]

Why on earth you waste your time watching those things?

[light lagoon]

Yh cuz yall wasn’t online in 2016

I was already so far gone by that point

[light lagoon]

Bro this was the og brainrot yall don’t know abt

I feel like a relic

[fallow hamlet]

in 2016, i was into my minecraft world on the 360

[light lagoon]

?

How is this baby vro trying to rewrite history

[fallow hamlet]

but still

[light lagoon]

I was playing mc originally in 2012

Yes when everything looked different

[fallow hamlet]

i prob watched like 3 vids max

[outer ravine]

I can't even spell

[light lagoon]

Stampy cat gng 🥀🚬

Or u have those mob vs videos

[fallow hamlet]

no, the 5 min crafts

but i watched a lot of monster school 😭

[light lagoon]

Yh they last like 1 hour and you’d just waste ur life

I was the og no lifer

No childhood just on YouTube vibe 🥀🚬

[fallow hamlet]

i had like two personalities

[light lagoon]

You don’t wanna know about my personalities

Cuz I played certain games and it was all very nsfw

Yes … during this time period

[fallow hamlet]

and now there’s at least four or five

[light lagoon]

We all remember

Unicorn frappes

Ngl bring them back I was too broke to buy them during that period

[austere fiber]

Hey hey

[light lagoon]

☠️🥀🚬

[fallow hamlet]

yeah i never heard of that

[light lagoon]

Ngl 2018 nostalgia > 2016 but yall not ready for that

[light lagoon]

Yh ur def a small kid lol

Look up Starbucks unicorn frappe

[fallow hamlet]

i quite literally just did that

[light lagoon]

Yh it’s this huge thing

This is the vibe they want again

[fallow hamlet]

looks like a slushie with 300+ calories

(idk why that came to mind)

actually

[light lagoon]

lol I need to send u a meme

[fallow hamlet]

it’s not even close to a slushie

[light lagoon]

Check DMs for my response

Ngl I could respond to people only thru memes

[lament wadi]

I can make slushies

[fallow hamlet]

can they be blue?

[lament wadi]

they can be yoo hoo

[fallow hamlet]

bet

how much?

[open forum]

Day 10 of asking how to pull an e girl

[fallow hamlet]

you slide to the dms and lock in

[hollow geode]

have a good personality prob

[fallow hamlet]

50% success rate

[wanton forge]

EpKjLfvPZZMhzaORancYMrxJd

[empty geyser]

I agree

[fallow hamlet]

get this man a raise

[light lagoon]

Blue raspberry

Funny concept

[open forum]

But how do i even find someone to slide in there dms?

[tribal heart]

pull one idk

[light lagoon]

U can get 99% of females by robux btw

Get yo money up DAWG

[open forum]

robux? T_T

[light lagoon]

Yes bro stop acting dumb

🤣🚬

[steady glacier]

practice on @light lagoon

[light lagoon]

I’d run him over so bad

🤣🥀

[open forum]

do you wanna be my e girl? @light lagoon

[light lagoon]

He ain’t ready for dis calibre

[light lagoon]

Alr 500 robux I send u the gamepass?

[open forum]

T-T

[light lagoon]

☠️

[deft ember]

bros harassing ppl again

[light lagoon]

Fr it’s corny as hell

[deft ember]

find a hobby

[light lagoon]

Fr maybe if he invested in his irl people wld find him more tolerable

[deft ember]

exactly 😭

[cloud valley]

[light lagoon]

Online all day begging for egirls.. nb touchin u son 🤣🥀

[fallow hamlet]

i think you failed gng

[deft ember]

bro argued w me for like a whole hour last time

and another girl

[open forum]

jesus its not that deep its obviously not a serious question but somehow you feel addressed every time.

[deft ember]

cause apparently we were "egirls"

[mossy phoenix]

Hello

[light lagoon]

Ngl it is serious ur bio is literally ur lonely

Maybe introduce yourself to make friends

Maybe get a personality trait going

[manic dirge]

Learn to love yourself ❤️

[light lagoon]

Crack a joke

Start a convo

[open forum]

yess you get it man im a catfish acc

[light lagoon]

Social skills in the big 2027 🥀🚬

[light lagoon]

Catfish? How old is bro ☠️

[deft ember]

obviously it becomes an issue when you look at a girl on here and decide that doing what you do is logical cause the girls you do it to don't find it funny

[lethal nacelle]

@deft ember spit it out

[light lagoon]

Fr ngl everyone involved is uncomfortable

Idk why a man would get enjoyment out of seeing a girl uncomfortable

[finite pulsar]

im not

[light lagoon]

Well u weren’t involved

🤣🚬

[finite pulsar]

yeah that's what i said Sherlock

[deft ember]

sonnn

[light lagoon]

🤣🤣🤣🥀

[open forum]

i never said that i think girls will find it funny, i just said that you shouldnt take it that serious because anyone with common sense understands that this isn't meant seriously.

[light lagoon]

“I’m very lonely” girl u taking this serious idc

[deft ember]

we don't care if its meant seriously you are making girls uncomfortable?

[lilac zenith]

mrow

hiya

[finite pulsar]

hey

[deft ember]

stop its not hard to do 💀

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[deft ember]

yk theres like a thing called hopping of dc and leaving girls alone

anywaaaays

how is everyone

[open forum]

I'm truly speechless; how can anyone take this so seriously?

[lilac zenith]

meow

[light lagoon]

Bruh my sugar levels r 1000000

[mossy phoenix]

Good wbu

[light lagoon]

I might need water before I pass out

[lilac zenith]

I hope everyone has had a great day

[formal maple]

I wonder

[light lagoon]

Well when u add nothing else to the chat people may think that’s ur all about

[mossy phoenix]

Not me

[light lagoon]

If u said .. hru.. wyd.. it would soften the blow

[short anvil]

yea

[lilac zenith]

aw I’m sorry

[deft ember]

hmm making girls uncomfortable and being weird? and then not expecting backlash? how peculiar

[lilac zenith]

I hope your day gets better from here on out though

[light lagoon]

All this hope stuff let’s be realistic

[deft ember]

what a corn ball

[light lagoon]

If ur sitting online all day, u need some change

[mossy phoenix]

?

[light lagoon]

Let’s get to roots of problems and make 2026 better likeeee

If u want genuine advice come to me

Not all this filler convo stuff

[lilac zenith]

I love joybaiting

[swift stag]

first game of sw i get bhopped on

[light lagoon]

Definitely bait

[lilac zenith]

[light lagoon]

Yh sw is too challenging

[short anvil]

You realistically and objectively are wrong then

[open forum]

If you feel targeted because I'm talking about e-girls, that's not my business.

[light lagoon]

Nobody is wrong girl

[lilac zenith]

meow

[light lagoon]

☠️🥀🚬

[cloud valley]

yo guys guess what

[short anvil]

That's a wrong statement in an of itself

[lilac zenith]

what

[light lagoon]

Ur pregnant?

[light lagoon]

Pls stop causing non issues

[cloud valley]

nothing

[lilac zenith]

congrats

[light lagoon]

🤣🔥

[cloud valley]

Woah woah

[short anvil]

I'm joking lmao

[light lagoon]

Crickets..

[lilac zenith]

hahahaha

[cloud valley]

Actually guys I am dad of my nephews now

[light lagoon]

I-

[short anvil]

No I wasn't talking about crickets

[deft ember]

okay approaching girls telling them they are egirls (egirls or not) and then pressing them and saying things like "ima sell them whtv" its just chronically online weird behavior like she don't wanna talk bro why are you forcing

[light lagoon]

Do a 67 joke

[cloud valley]

R u guys not happy

[lilac zenith]

eheh

[short anvil]

I refuse

Welp

Thats enough chatting for another 3 months

[light lagoon]

I’m bringing back 2018

[short anvil]

Have a good day everybody

[lilac zenith]

bye bye

[visual plover]

btw btw not to butt in but

[lilac zenith]

have a great day

[visual plover]

ditch Epic Games :p

[deft ember]

whaaarr

[light lagoon]

Is this clash royale

[lilac zenith]

meow

[visual plover]

that one game launcher, yea

[deft ember]

whyy

[visual plover]

cuz uhhh

the CEO proved himself to be a danger to everyone

I'll uh dm the screenshots

[cloud valley]

Umm

[deft ember]

oh lord

[brisk sandal]

dayuh

[light lagoon]

2018 nostalgia > the future

[open forum]

The whole thing is so absurd that anyone with common sense can see it's all a joke. If you feel so attacked, you can simply stop responding and change the subject. Nobody is forcing you to continue the conversation, and instead of quoting me, you're just putting words in my mouth, which is the wrong approach.

[light lagoon]

Probably the most traumatic miserable time of my life

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg when was I ever happy

[fiery urchin]

Whatd i miss out on?

[fallow hamlet]

idk why i thought this was over

[light lagoon]

Well u moving on would be finally acting normal

Brat girl bring up what u had for lunch

Bring up if u hate ctf

[open forum]

i hate ctf actually

[deft ember]

ur the one replying home boy

this conversation was done ages ago

[open forum]

Have you run out of arguments?

it wasnt

its done if one side wins and you didnt win

[deft ember]

why are you still yapping

[light lagoon]

Pick one 2010s movie

[deft ember]

😭

[deft ember]

okay?

[light lagoon]

Inside out for rage bait purposes

[tribal heart]

🍿

[deft ember]

LOL

[light lagoon]

🤣

[lilac zenith]

munch munch

[open forum]

Oh nooo, you have no more arguments, nooo, that's so sad.

[light lagoon]

Shrek 3 .. gng delete the 4th one

[twin hound]

shaer

[lilac zenith]

come on guys, let’s just hug it out!

[light lagoon]

Inside out 2 was the worst woke movie in history

Toy Story 4 wasn’t THAT bad

[deft ember]

🦗

[light lagoon]

They were grasping at straws but a new concept is kinda hard

[lilac zenith]

shaer?

[vocal sparrow]

Can i pick 1982 movie

[light lagoon]

And we’re all waiting for monster inc part 2

[light lagoon]

No darling that wasn’t the assignment

[lilac zenith]

cars 2 wasn’t THAT bad

[open forum]

Arent you the guy who won the auction?

[light lagoon]

Not watched cars as it’s too traumatic

Also wreck it ralf is traumatic

[lilac zenith]

💔

[light lagoon]

Toy Story 3 is traumatic also

[deft ember]

[granite cave]

Return of the MAC!!!

[light lagoon]

🤣🔥

Monster house is traumatic

[gilded veldt]

bro I was supposed to deliver a cactus to someone in stardew as a quest and what I did was instead of delivering it to them I accidently just stood in front of them and ate it

[light lagoon]

Minecraft >>

[deft ember]

LOL

[gilded veldt]

minecraft is boring

[lilac zenith]

I hate when taht happens

[visual plover]

nah, get on Vintage Story

[light lagoon]

🤣

[granite cave]

😭

[light lagoon]

The rage bait is tempting

[visual plover]

LOL

[gilded veldt]

I literally had to go to the desert to find one more b4 clock hit 5

[visual plover]

no not really

[light lagoon]

Ur right ill avoid it

[visual plover]

good game but can be a nightmare

[granite cave]

Terraria?

[light lagoon]

🤣🔥

[gilded veldt]

(its actually 1:30 I'm tweaking for no reason)

[granite cave]

😐

[light lagoon]

Well maybe have a shower

[gilded veldt]

stardew valley bro WHO plays terraria

[light lagoon]

🤣☠️

[gilded veldt]

wow, maybe YOU should have a shower

tsk tsk

[granite cave]

Clud calm down

[twin hound]

share

[light lagoon]

Is gng allergic to soap 🥀🚬

[gilded veldt]

I'm calm trust me

[visual plover]

to the TFC depths with you

[tribal heart]

like and subscribe

[gilded veldt]

I'n allergic to someone called egroupies if you see them please let me know

[granite cave]

I dont know that reference

[light lagoon]

🤣🥀

[gilded veldt]

@tribal heart me I'm beautiful? It was so hard putting my irl pfp. I will change it in like 10 mins. ~

[summer rover]

no ur not

[granite cave]

It dont look like it

[gilded veldt]

Domnados stop ruining the vibes bruh

[visual plover]

@gilded veldt you should try out vintage story

[tribal heart]

Can someone tell me I'm beautiful? It was so hard putting my irl pfp. I will change it in like 10 mins. ~

[gilded veldt]

who?

[gilded veldt]

trust me apple.

[visual plover]

a good game albeit uhhh

[granite cave]

[gilded veldt]

🤝

[lilac zenith]

no

[summer rover]

cludfr stop ruining the vibes bruh

[lilac zenith]

mine

[gilded veldt]

yea no I dont play games

[visual plover]

similar to minecraft but in a realostic way

[visual plover]

stardew moment

[gilded veldt]

🧍‍♂️...

[visual plover]

ok i shower now

[granite cave]

Hytale?

[gilded veldt]

it's not a game it's a lifestyle when you really think about it

[light lagoon]

I like lying too

[summer rover]

man standing

[granite cave]

[stoic flint]

@tranquil frost cheating and yet losing ;-;

[gilded veldt]

that me

[light lagoon]

Need to start using ;-; in hive chat

U think people will start swearing

[deft ember]

🕵️

[stoic flint]

what are u on abt

[light lagoon]

I SAID what I said

[steady glacier]

;-;

[stoic flint]

;-;

;-;

[strange pike]

why is bro muted

[light lagoon]

Alr we hopping into bw duos and hoping we solo

Pre game rant in #🛌・bedwars watch out

[cloud valley]

Oh

Guys check out my banner

And say which map it is

[lilac zenith]

meow

[strange pike]

Bedwars squads, idk the name of the map cuz I rarely play bedwars

[heavy spindle]

summer coast

[stoic flint]

nah wait just realised im in hive chat mb

[fierce vigil]

=w=<

[fierce vigil]

I agree

[summer rover]

skywars

no

bedwars

[dull mango]

@lone moat

[lilac zenith]

mrow

[vocal sparrow]

I will probably leave hive discord or smth

[deft ember]

[vocal sparrow]

Or just say enough bad stuff on purpose 😭

[kind aurora]

Is it just me or do my lan servers not load 😭

[light lagoon]

Yall

[empty geyser]

@deft ember

[light lagoon]

I’m starting off 2026 so fat

I need to get this trampoline

I just don’t have the energy bruh 🤣🥀

[deft ember]

[light lagoon]

It’s like at 2am when u get motivated for life but then the whole day u rot

[empty geyser]

LILY HII

[deft ember]

hellllooooo

[vocal sparrow]

I might just leave this server

[light lagoon]

Great delete discord too