🐝・hive-chat

[broken hill]

Ur welcome

[amber steppe]

ummmm...
sorry I have fish memory
idr remember :3

[wary basalt]

you got nitro

[warm magnet]

😭 so you a alt?

[amber steppe]

nope

[warm magnet]

expiring soon 💔

[vocal sparrow]

Splodger said it wont take weeks to get the golden ticket and the title but its been 9 days already lol.

[wary basalt]

aw man

[warm magnet]

but in hub you said you are 😭

[lone moat]

[broken hill]

Thank you so much, that really means a lot to me. I always try my best

[vocal sparrow]

I guess i have to wait little longer

[wary basalt]

i wish i had nitro

[amber steppe]

but im too lazy to make an alt, how could I say that

[vocal sparrow]

Hii

[broken hill]

[broken hill]

You can buy 3 days of Nitro by collecting these orbs

[frank orbit]

english is js a language

[warm magnet]

😭 woah

[wary basalt]

wait if you purchase something that is free with nitro will you keep it

[warm magnet]

get a trial from epic games!

[wary basalt]

reed my top mesage

[sturdy needle]

@sturdy needle

[frank orbit]

@sturdy needle

[broken hill]

No

[broken hill]

And if you collect more orbs, you can get Nitro for a longer time if you can’t pay for it otherwise

[amber steppe]

yea :3

[wary basalt]

i have limeted things i can use to get orbs in the orb shop it has to be apropiat and thing i have used

[frank orbit]

reql

[astral aspen]

hii

[broken hill]

English is a language everyone should at least know a bit. I’ve even been criticized once for making a mistake

[frank orbit]

u dont need to be perfect tbh

u js need to understand it

and be able to convey ur msg to other

nothin much

[broken hill]

Ur not wrong ...i'm just saying

[frank orbit]

ye

[past nest]

If someone is not cool, would they become cool if they sit in the fridge?

[frank orbit]

totally

they need to wear the sigma glasses too

and carry a labubu

[astral aspen]

you become cool if you become an bread

[broken hill]

Like Ashton Hall ?

[broken hill]

Thats itt

[frank orbit]

yeaa

[merry zenith]

What the heck does anti-aliasing do

all i see is it makes me lag

[broken hill]

Good question, next question

[merry zenith]

why did mojang even add mob dithering

what purpose did it serve

[summer rover]

smooths out sharp edges

[past nest]

Oh I'm afraid I don't have it so I can't become cool but others can try.

[atomic wedge]

Give me a coldest reply of

• Who are you?

[simple pilot]

[simple pilot]

I am Steve

[summer rover]

"your mother"

[strange wraith]

.

[past nest]

Not sure who that is.

[broken hill]

😭

[atomic wedge]

Nah 💀

[broken hill]

Just look on tiktok its so funny

[atomic wedge]

Hive deleted my text

[past nest]

Minus two hundred seventy three kelvin

[summer rover]

sick ghost ping

[broken hill]

He cant be serious with that

[wary basalt]

ok i can get the 3 day nitro

[broken hill]

Much fun with it

[wary basalt]

okay lets see

[broken hill]

[echo sierra]

[wary basalt]

me look cool

[broken hill]

Looks great

[shrewd elbow]

[wary basalt]

[abstract harness]

I eat bread

[wary basalt]

[wild void]

can anyone help my mc keeps crashing every launch

[wary basalt]

restart your device

[wild void]

believe me i tried

[cosmic dune]

clanker

[wary basalt]

restart the launcher

[shrewd elbow]

[cosmic dune]

hi

[shrewd elbow]

Hi ohok07 bro

[patent thunder]

Any1 AS

[cosmic dune]

some kid tried to swat me last night

he didn’t even get the right state

[shrewd elbow]

Does that mean someone else got jumped bro

[merry zenith]

You know who I am. Like seriously! Dude, do you not remember me?? Are u crazy?? /j

[dusk plover]

bonkers

The weirdest response you can give someone to this:

Hey! What you been up too?

[vocal sparrow]

Hi

[worldly swan]

[vocal sparrow]

That happened to me too

[dusk plover]

HIT THE BRAKES

[vocal sparrow]

But this morning

[worldly swan]

They're gone 😔

[vocal sparrow]

And i actually got scared

[dusk plover]

what happened?

[worldly swan]

Don't tell my secrets pls!

[languid jackal]

Yo guys, I have alt as one of my hotkeys and for some reason whenever I press it when in an inventory it lags my game like crazy. Anyone know why?

[dusk plover]

No idea but im not sure alt is a button used for minecraft

[warm magnet]

@toxic geode

[toxic geode]

what

[dusk plover]

its funny how this action equals like 100 different answers

ive officially reached 90k pings on discord.

imma see if i can reach 100k

[lime comet]

[vocal sparrow]

Something scary happened to me today

[dusk plover]

you and me are alike... fellow potato.

although

im a potato sandwich

[brave matrix]

hey cackle

[dusk plover]

the swat team being used as leverage just shows that anyone will do anything for money

[dusk plover]

stop.

[brave matrix]

woah

[dusk plover]

not smart guy

[brave matrix]

:(

[dusk plover]

because somehow the other word is blacklisted

[vocal sparrow]

They probably targeted me bc i have a disability so i wouldnt ask questions

[brave matrix]

is it not supposed to be cackle

sounds cool

[dusk plover]

at that point i could call the swat team on them

[lime comet]

Sorry to hear that
Stay safe

[brave matrix]

like kwuirky

[dusk plover]

bro

[lime comet]

Yayyy 🫂

[dusk plover]

to u see a k anywhere

[vocal sparrow]

The guy was on hive discord but i reported them

[brave matrix]

ohh so its cacle

that makes less sense

[dusk plover]

no bro

its cycle.

[lime comet]

wow I'm a potato that can be any potato

[brave matrix]

but thats a q

[vocal sparrow]

I managed to get screenshots from the gc before i left it

[dusk plover]

well...

you name a letter that can sub for a y

[brave matrix]

i

cicle

[dusk plover]

taken

[vocal sparrow]

Do you want to see the screenshots

[dusk plover]

and that pronouced would be cickle

[brave matrix]

it’ll be icicle

[dusk plover]

ok that would be kinda cool

but cqcle was 5 letters

and icicle (though i doubt its not taken) is 6

[brave matrix]

u dont need a 5 letter ign

[dusk plover]

youre right

[vocal sparrow]

If not then icepickle

[dusk plover]

i need a 3 letter one

[brave matrix]

nah thats worse

[dusk plover]

thats my goal

[brave matrix]

i thought kwuirk was good

[shrewd elbow]

Short igns are the worst bro it's like reading scribbles bro

[brave matrix]

u didnt need to change it

[dusk plover]

i thought it was good too until millions of people kept calling me kirk

annoying.

[vocal sparrow]

Lol

[brave matrix]

just ignore em

its all jokes

[dusk plover]

yeah but i hate it

kirk is annoying

[vocal sparrow]

U want see the screenshots

[brave matrix]

yeah understandable

[dusk plover]

and yet people still, even after countless complaining, choose to call me random names

like where the heck do you get circle from cqcle

wheres the r

[lament wadi]

i see cackle

[dusk plover]

does the q look like an i

[brave matrix]

lo

[clear bane]

It was handled, don't worry

[dusk plover]

maybe if cqcle wasnt the only option that wasnt taken

[vocal sparrow]

Tysm

[dusk plover]

omg its splodge man

i wonder if he can see in 3d

[brave matrix]

but like circle sounds better than cycle

[vocal sparrow]

Still no email tho

[dusk plover]

Thats an opinion

now.

if circle alone with no changes was open, then we would be ok

[vocal sparrow]

You see in 2d?

[brave matrix]

right

[sturdy needle]

hi

[dusk plover]

no i see in 1d

[light lagoon]

[dusk plover]

actually i just dont see

[clear bane]

Shouldn't be too long now, we'll let you know when we have an update for you

[brave matrix]

omgz its the starreon

[sturdy needle]

eurovision

[sturdy needle]

yoo dinoo

[vocal sparrow]

[sturdy needle]

my goat

[vocal sparrow]

Okay

[dusk plover]

should i make a comic about hive

[sturdy needle]

Am I getting the email too

[dusk plover]

i was thinking about it

[vocal sparrow]

I can wait

[brave matrix]

no u

[vocal sparrow]

About what

[dusk plover]

but post it on here

[sturdy needle]

no I'm just a regular pesant bro

[sturdy needle]

Golden ticket

I applied for it

[brave matrix]

im just a regular dino

[vocal sparrow]

If your name isn't Pueple, don’t even look in my direction—peasants shouldn’t mingle with royalty. It’s called hive Ultimate, not Hive Barely-Getting-By. Come back when your loadouts sparkle and your flex isn’t just emotional damage.

[sturdy needle]

Wow

[sturdy needle]

Pueple

[dusk plover]

that was copied and pasted

[vocal sparrow]

Purple*

[sturdy needle]

Wow ur a genius

[dusk plover]

untrue

[sturdy needle]

Alterboom acting like a 6–7 year old who altered the boom 😭 still clueless, standing there altering everyone for booms instead of altering the boom. Keeps altering like “boom boom” because he doesn’t know what to do. It’s not deep, he’s just lost and altering instead of booming.

[dusk plover]

i want to alter a boom

[vocal sparrow]

Last time i checked ur not lily

[brave matrix]

Alterboom acting like a 6–7 year old who altered the boom 😭 still clueless, standing there altering everyone for booms instead of altering the boom. Keeps altering like “boom boom” because he doesn’t know what to do. It’s not deep, he’s just lost and altering instead of booming.

[sturdy needle]

@alterboom

[brave matrix]

he left the server

😔

[sturdy needle]

Harry isn’t quiet because he’s shy, he says he is, but that’s a lie. He acts nonchalant like it’s natural, but you can tell it’s on purpose. Chaos happens, he stays calm just to keep the act going. No panic, no emotion, just pretending it’s all effortless.

[dusk plover]

[sturdy needle]

🥹

[shrewd elbow]

If you do you should make the mm update as the main evil villain bro

[dusk plover]

crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. a rubber room.. a rubber room with rats. the rats made me crazy.

[crude iron]

cool idea bro

[vocal sparrow]

They will add prestige 10 in mm update probably

[dusk plover]

THATS a good idea

[cloud tinsel]

[shrewd elbow]

Yes bro #mmsucks #bw4ever bro

[shrewd elbow]

[brave matrix]

already am alter your boom twice so please keep it quiet i dont like altering to boom people and mostly kids like you anyways im going keep altering boom someone give this alterboom a certified bald reward altering whem i wasnt even boom

[shrewd elbow]

[crude iron]

#mmsucks?????????

[dusk plover]

be careful, that wall has fresh paint on it

[sturdy needle]

Relax 😭 I’m just like that, it’s not an act. Alter ur boom and take a breath. Clanker deer busy bedding the wars on BedWars and you here overanalyzing my vibe. Don’t stop glazing like a goodboy, I’m still not reacting. That’s the whole point.

[cloud tinsel]

Oh :(

[shrewd elbow]

Yeah bro

[vocal sparrow]

[crude iron]

whatever mm did to you bro you deserve it bro

[shrewd elbow]

I have the paint remover potion but it has a 1% chance of making the user go bald

[sturdy needle]

he got jumped by @lament sleet bro

[dusk plover]

i wonder if my dog is bipolar

[brave matrix]

i love bedding the wars

[safe wadi]

fweah

[cloud tinsel]

But I like my hair..

[sturdy needle]

us

[shrewd elbow]

Bro I literally won as murderer bro

[sturdy needle]

Buzz cut all the way

[cloud tinsel]

[brave matrix]

🔥

[sturdy needle]

Trust

[shrewd elbow]

It's just a 1% chance bro

[vocal sparrow]

I killed many iron clankers in my world. They keep spawning in my trade hall

[cloud tinsel]

NO

[crude iron]

he deserves it

[sturdy needle]

Hacks

[shrewd elbow]

It didn't give me enough coins bro.....

[cloud tinsel]

I get layers cut in my hair

[crude iron]

xray bro

[sturdy needle]

Yeah let him keep clanking the bed

[shrewd elbow]

[sturdy needle]

Just try it once 😍

[dusk plover]

what about the .001% chance that the user will experience clanker's disease

[crude iron]

skill issue bro get better bro

[sturdy needle]

Buzz cut looks soo good

[shrewd elbow]

I'm gonna steal your generators once more bro

[cloud tinsel]

Like a butterfly cut

[crude iron]

what 😭

[shrewd elbow]

99% chance bro

[shrewd elbow]

[crude iron]

as if bro

[sturdy needle]

Relax 😭 I’m just like that, it’s not an act. Alter ur boom and take a breath. Clanker deer busy bedding the wars on BedWars and you here overanalyzing my vibe.

[dusk plover]

i have bangs that if wet can reach my chin

[light lagoon]

Wait what

[crude ibex]

Yooo

[dusk plover]

idk if i should go to a salon or not

[shrewd elbow]

@polar osprey

[sturdy needle]

I had a wolf cut earlier

[dusk plover]

im pretty good at making my hair look normal

[vocal sparrow]

kitten

[crude iron]

we should play bw bro

[dusk plover]

[shrewd elbow]

Yes bro but you gotta go to asia region bro

[crude iron]

when is bro gonna verify bro

[sturdy needle]

When he will be humbling yall

[dusk plover]

packgod not verifying is tradition now

[vocal sparrow]

Do you like the new baby kittens in minecraft??

[crude iron]

is this a poetry or sum bro

[shrewd elbow]

6 or 7 mm updates later bro

[sturdy needle]

@polar osprey

[sturdy needle]

this ancient

[crude iron]

if i get kicked just for placing blocks bro..

[crude iron]

8 or 9 bro when mm releases bro

[crude iron]

@shrewd elbow

[shrewd elbow]

That would be awesome bro

[dusk plover]

They need to add a potion of jump boost in bw

[shrewd elbow]

No bro

[shrewd elbow]

[dusk plover]

and remove jet pack

and say its "gravity"

[sturdy needle]

Who even uses jetpacks bro

[crude iron]

i hate that jet pack

[crude iron]

@brazen swan this you

[dusk plover]

add this thing called "Gravity Boots"

[sturdy needle]

Why does he look like ur alt

[vocal sparrow]

I literally saw one dude run around with it for 5 whole minutes and had to chase him around the map

[crude iron]

@polar osprey verify and humble bro

[crude iron]

LMAO?

[sturdy needle]

You but male version

Nah fr

[dusk plover]

they need to at least remove the armor points you get from it

[shrewd elbow]

[crude iron]

That could be @Mm Microhub

[vocal sparrow]

So it like elytra

[dusk plover]

yeah

or just be evil and add the elytra

[vocal sparrow]

Imagine if elytra in hive

[cloud tinsel]

Yess they're adorable

[light lagoon]

@alterboom

[dusk plover]

elytra + mace = java uprising.

[vocal sparrow]

Yh

[vocal sparrow]

Wemmbu

[dusk plover]

or they should add armor and weapon upgrades in the upgrade menu

like enchants

[light lagoon]

Omg my friend used that in a pvp world he used fireworks to get momentum and used mace to deal 10 hearts in one hit

[vocal sparrow]

Elytra macing like wemmbu

[dusk plover]

yeah bro nobody is surviving that

if you can kill the warden with mace 1 hit, its too much

[light lagoon]

He went up only a few blocks before using a firework to go down

[vocal sparrow]

If you dualwield mace and spear totem of undying even cannot save you

[light lagoon]

I was also full max netherite

[dusk plover]

this is why java makes my brain swirl

[vocal sparrow]

Kinda like attribute swapping but with mace and spear

[vocal sparrow]

So imagine that in hardcore smp

[dusk plover]

imagine you could dual wield swords and use them both

double hitting

[vocal sparrow]

Bedrock off hand when

[dusk plover]

bedrock offhand when

bedrock debug stick when

even though they have the debug stick in lifeboat

[vocal sparrow]

Old maps back

[dusk plover]

sweeping edge on bedrock when

[vocal sparrow]

The icon doesnt show where it facing when u go out the map

[dusk plover]

craftable tridents when

[vocal sparrow]

So just have to guess where the trial chamber is

[dusk plover]

i always find a trial chamber next to a big village

usually when they have cartography houses

they need to bring the illusioner to bedrock

[vocal sparrow]

But the maps when ur not on it you have to guess where it is

[dusk plover]

yeah

[vocal sparrow]

That sucks

The old maps you didnt have to guess

[dusk plover]

nerf the wither on bedrock

[zinc vault]

anyone tryna play a game i made/coded? its on minecraft bedrock and was made entirely with command blocks, it's a spell based pvp game, its 1v1, anyone who would like to play dm me ill explain more in vc after you join the world

[astral aspen]

hii

[dusk plover]

hiii

[astral aspen]

nono i need him to clear the caves

[dusk plover]

he will probably clear you first

[astral aspen]

i have everything to survive

[flat pivot]

Hello

[trim reef]

Anybody tryna play bedwars

[bright knot]

🫘

[scarlet linden]

Yo

[scarlet linden]

Fr

[peak scaffold]

I have to read 5 chapters of a book AND do a project over the weekend

someone shoot me

[atomic wedge]

Ok

[summer rover]

something about a steak and lobster

[peak scaffold]

i dont enjoy doing projects actually

[austere fiber]

Hey Hey

[summer rover]

projects are the most fun thing about school

[sturdy needle]

How'd u know

hi @serene valley

[serene valley]

Ye

[sturdy needle]

ok

[halcyon heart]

@rotund wharf

[placid basin]

[deft ember]

[placid basin]

[deft ember]

[astral adder]

Best ever

[placid basin]

[mild smelt]

this week was so goated

[placid basin]

[wheat crystal]

Whys that

[sturdy needle]

Because of you!

[deft ember]

my throat is sore again atp kill me

[wheat crystal]

Peak

[wheat crystal]

Drink mouthwash or smth

Usually works for me

[dusk plover]

not tasty

[junior gale]

3rb?

[sturdy needle]

ur so cool

[wheat crystal]

Tank it

[deft ember]

drink it? 😭😭😭

[wheat crystal]

Yes lock in

[deft ember]

I thought you aren't supposed to digest mouthwash

[wheat crystal]

Oh you arent

?

[deft ember]

no?

😭

[wheat crystal]

damnnnn

thats too bad

[deft ember]

[lusty idol]

Ur supposed to spit not swallow

[junior gale]

tl3p wla s7bt ?

[wheat crystal]

noted

[lusty idol]

✅✅✅

[gilded veldt]

does bro just drink mouthwash

that sounds like a talent

[wheat crystal]

whats the worst subject in school? In yalls opinions

[wheat crystal]

shhhh i wont do it anymore

[gilded veldt]

😭

[dusk plover]

WHAAA

[dusk plover]

Math.

[wheat crystal]

easy

[obtuse gust]

Def math

[dusk plover]

yeah but its not fun

[obtuse gust]

Especially algebra and geometry

[wheat crystal]

history is garbage 🥀 i cant memorize anything

[obtuse gust]

Theyre so BORING

[dusk plover]

it make my brain bad 😭

[wheat crystal]

Those were rlly easy for me

[wheat crystal]

My school lets us use our phone so im js chilling the whole time

[obtuse gust]

Im homeschooled.....

[deft ember]

English arts and history are like mu fav subjects ouuh and art

[sturdy needle]

Accounts

[gilded veldt]

thats so real. hated history

[wheat crystal]

Oh then prolly rlly hard

[deft ember]

im too bad at math to enjoy it

[wheat crystal]

I had an AP class on it and flunked so hard

🥹

[gilded veldt]

oh no 😭

[dusk plover]

where... is this school.

[wheat crystal]

im not leaking myself

🥀

[dusk plover]

ik im kidding

😭

[deft ember]

@sturdy needle hello my shooting star

[carmine bobcat]

r u gonna poke me

[wheat crystal]

I desperately need glasses.. i cant see anything my teacher is writing

hes left handed so i cant copy as hes writing 🥀🥀

[lone moat]

i never wore my glasses outside n i use my phone camera for everything

[obtuse gust]

My brain is good at memorizing stuff. I just randomly remembered what year George Washington passed away in class the other day, and I read about that in a random encyclopedia 3 years ago. He died in 1799...

Idk y

[wheat crystal]

I try and it goes blurry every second

[lone moat]

wipe ur camera off

[obtuse gust]

I have 20/20 vision

[wheat crystal]

I did 😞

[lone moat]

uh oh spaghetti oh

[obtuse gust]

Everyone else in my family wears glasses except me

[dusk plover]

yes

[wheat crystal]

Stop flexing your good eyes to me

[wheat crystal]

I have to squint a lot

[sturdy needle]

What do i reply to this..

[wheat crystal]

Yo what

[sturdy needle]

It's @tall urchin btw

[wheat crystal]

Say yes and obliterate his life

[sturdy needle]

I said okay

[obtuse gust]

My brother is a stereotypical nerd lol. He has acne, glasses, and braces, and is socially awkward.

[deft ember]

say you'd love to

[gilded veldt]

littlebilly wilding

[deft ember]

and troll him

trust

[sturdy needle]

Ion know bro check ur dms

[gilded veldt]

I'm scared to now

[sturdy needle]

I'm gonna vc bro

[sturdy needle]

it's ok

[gilded veldt]

goodluck

[sturdy needle]

He chose me so I'm prolly suited for this

Let's go guys

[gilded veldt]

for sure

[sturdy needle]

Thankyou

[deft ember]

I go take meds now

[sturdy needle]

Cute little kitten

[gilded veldt]

ur pushing it

[sturdy needle]

Nah

[wheat crystal]

And hes pushing 50

[gilded veldt]

unc

[wheat crystal]

✅

[frank orbit]

History is actually fun

[sturdy needle]

Who

[wheat crystal]

my class rn is fun cause the teacher doesnt yell at me for not memorizing who took a dump in 1789

[wheat crystal]

littlebilly

or wtv his name is

[sturdy needle]

I mean he got little on his name

[wheat crystal]

i wish i could send a photo of the ishowspeed tryna not to laugh

[vocal sparrow]

I thought this was me

[vocal sparrow]

I have tooo

[sturdy needle]

I hope it's not you

[sturdy needle]

😭

Little billy little lily

[vocal sparrow]

I dont have alts

[wheat crystal]

“Phew! Almost got caught”

[sturdy needle]

"This will get them ahh"

[vocal sparrow]

Im not lying

[sturdy needle]

Yeah we know

[wheat crystal]

Really now

[sturdy needle]

It's a joke dw

shkspr ---> you

If u know the gif

[vocal sparrow]

[wheat crystal]

Saturnn

[vocal sparrow]

I like solarballs too

[safe wadi]

hive

[wheat crystal]

Oh i dont watch em i js wanted the tag cause my names Solqr

[vocal sparrow]

Oh ok

[safe wadi]

@gilded veldt lowk started talking to this one person

🥲

turns out it was my homeboy

[sturdy needle]

What's the context

[wheat crystal]

I thought it said Fem

[safe wadi]

gulp

we wish

[wheat crystal]

Mb i didnt mean to out ur secret

[safe wadi]

secert

[flat pivot]

[safe wadi]

💔

[wheat crystal]

Who is that?

[flat pivot]

Mechanic

[gilded veldt]

who

[safe wadi]

💔 I wish it was someone new atp

may 2026 answer my wish and bless me

[gilded veldt]

Im so confused

[safe wadi]

long story

forgetttababaoutit

[gilded veldt]

bro explain

[light lagoon]

yo anyone wanna play bw/sw

[fallow hamlet]

🇸🇮

[summer rover]

whats happening in may 2026

[wheat crystal]

Go search for em

[gilded veldt]

surprise element

[flat pivot]

:

[wheat crystal]

Theres a looking for party channel

[fallow hamlet]

me graduating

[safe wadi]

should I find a new talking stage

[summer rover]

buddy did i ask u

[wheat crystal]

but last time i used it i got paired with an odd fellow…

[light lagoon]

yeah i know i dont need a lecture from you who r u

[gilded veldt]

r u saying what i think you are

[wheat crystal]

chill

[gilded veldt]

yes

[safe wadi]

nahhh I'm trollin

[gilded veldt]

🤨

[wheat crystal]

Js saying mostly everyone here js chatting they dont wanna play anythhing

[gilded veldt]

mkay

[wheat crystal]

ive asked before

[flat pivot]

[torn egret]

[light lagoon]

shut up please, don't you other things to do then look for fights in a mc discord server

please be quiet ty

[flat pivot]

[wheat crystal]

Sometimes i wonder if people have brains

[safe wadi]

I need to show you sm tho

[deft ember]

[safe wadi]

[deft ember]

[summer rover]

@barren tundra

[safe wadi]

[waxen tinsel]

▪️ ◾ ◼️ ⬛

[barren tundra]

@summer rover

[sturdy needle]

@barren tundra

[void laurel]

someone want play skywars?

[summer rover]

watch my reels

[barren tundra]

i deleted ig

@sturdy needle

[dusk plover]

poke.

[summer rover]

bro

[summer rover]

no

[void laurel]

?

[sturdy needle]

Focusing on work huh

[void laurel]

hm

[sturdy needle]

I thought it was puke

[summer rover]

gonna puke

good username

[void laurel]

huh

[sturdy needle]

Who r u talking with bro

😭

[summer rover]

your mom

[barren tundra]

yeah :/

[barren tundra]

shh

[sturdy needle]

haha got me there

[summer rover]

watch when u reinstall

[dusk plover]

NO

DONT start this again.

[waxen tinsel]

▪️ ◾ ◼️ ⬛

[sturdy needle]

Wym again

😭

[safe wadi]

[summer rover]

gonna puke

[barren tundra]

okay after 2-3 months

[sturdy needle]

Ok bro dw About work bro ull get a job

Discord is the main thing to delete bro

[summer rover]

first time i agree with starreon

[serene valley]

reminds me of some kinda files

[austere fiber]

🍪

[signal garden]

@barren tundra

[dusk plover]

im banning you

[tribal heart]

gonna puke too

[empty geyser]

Caseeee

[summer rover]

who even are you

[serene valley]

CHASEEE

[summer rover]

@barren tundra

[empty geyser]

Hii

[dusk plover]

your worst nightmare

[tribal heart]

@gilded veldt

[summer rover]

a zabka employee asking cash or card?

[wicked cloak]

Hey Chase

[dusk plover]

i was thinking going to bed with jeans on and a hole in your sock

but yeah, that works too

[summer rover]

am i supposed to be weirded out by this or what

[dusk plover]

well, depends

[fallow hamlet]

🇸🇮

[summer rover]

on

[junior gale]

.

[barren tundra]

@signal garden

[barren tundra]

dropkick

[summer rover]

u

[twin hound]

whats society up to

[barren tundra]

no i will you

[coral aspen]

Hlo

[verbal heart]

sup

[coral aspen]

Hlo

[verbal heart]

why do every chat just freezes and dies when I type in

this has been more than 4+ servers

ig I'll go

[coral aspen]

Hlo

[empty geyser]

Hi sayeed 😭

@formal maple

[coral aspen]

Helo

[coral aspen]

You are gone

[empty geyser]

Im right here

[modest ingot]

🤔

[empty geyser]

[coral aspen]

Join

[lone moat]

chat im eating cotton candy cake

[empty geyser]

Is it yummy?

Is it cotton candy flavour or there is actually cotton candy on it

[coral aspen]

You join it

[lone moat]

yes n its layered w pink frosting vanilla cake blue & pink frosting n sprinkles

[safe wadi]

wait is it goated

[lone moat]

its SOA GOOD

[empty geyser]

[safe wadi]

i NEED to try it one day

[empty geyser]

Ooooo did u buy or make

[lone moat]

i got it from walmart🤤

[safe wadi]

who is bro 😭🤞🏽

[lone moat]

i bought it

[safe wadi]

fire

[coral aspen]

What

[lone moat]

yes its so good it has 600 cals tho i ate half!!

[safe wadi]

[formal maple]

hi

[coral aspen]

Hlo

[lone moat]

[formal maple]

[dusk plover]

[coral aspen]

What are doing

[safe wadi]

[coral aspen]

You friend pixel not gift me

[formal maple]

oh?

[strange pike]

[coral aspen]

You say him

[arctic crane]

Bedwars but I can only punch
Peak idea

[crimson cloak]

Cacaawww🦅

[coral aspen]

@strange pike helo

[strange pike]

hi

[coral aspen]

Wsp

[deft ember]

@empty geyser chasey

[thin granite]

hello

[deft ember]

[pure pebble]

Jj

[thin granite]

hru friend

[dusk plover]

[thin granite]

im coughing 24/7 😊

[deft ember]

doing school work sigh

[deft ember]

oh HELLO

[wheat crystal]

L

[deft ember]

im just happy i get to do it at home

[wheat crystal]

hey.

i wish i could do that

[waxen tinsel]

▪️ ◾ ◼️ ⬛

[lone moat]

[safe wadi]

[deft ember]

im sick so I get to 😇

[lone moat]

[safe wadi]

[lone moat]

[signal garden]

hai

[safe wadi]

[amber hatch]

Hiiii

How are you?

[lone moat]

[safe wadi]

[lone moat]

sleepy eepy uu

[lone moat]

[safe wadi]

[lone moat]

[deft ember]

[dusk plover]

noooooo

[wheat crystal]

Lucky

[safe wadi]

[sage kiln]

• panic *

[lone moat]

[safe wadi]

[bright knot]

🫘

[dusk plover]

[elder narwhal]

awwww kittyyy

[lone moat]

[lone moat]

[safe wadi]

[lone moat]

sowy

[safe wadi]

nooo 🙁

[lone moat]

nap time!

[safe wadi]

rest welll

[patent thunder]

Ded

[wise flicker]

Wow it is actually dead

Ayyy hi bro

[leaden schooner]

yeah last msg at same time dead

[wise flicker]

[light lagoon]

Looks around

[wise flicker]

Looks around where ??

[light lagoon]

Guess.. bro

[wise flicker]

Im blind I can't guess

[granite cave]

[light lagoon]

is this rage bait chat

🥹🥹

[granite cave]

[patent thunder]

Quite possible

[light lagoon]

Also opinions on how much they raised

[patent thunder]

insert he said a statement gif

[light lagoon]

I think 6k total is nice but I personally think there could of been other ways

Also the bundle didn’t include everything so it’s likeee

You’d expect everything for 2k

The game itself doesn’t lose anything by offering that

[trail yoke]

Yoooooooo

Brev

[vale dome]

[hybrid cedar]

Hii

[light lagoon]

Why did this server die

🥹

It feels so soulless now

[blazing summit]

🥔

[tribal heart]

‼️

[bright knot]

🫘

[echo sierra]

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[light lagoon]

Employment or rot for another 5 years?

[lime comet]

[polar dune]

rot for another 10 years

[golden cobalt]

When do I get the bws season 3 hub title

[deft ember]

[vocal sparrow]

[vocal sparrow]

67 years

[tame sky]

Yo

I just played bridge and I ain't lost a single game

I've played about 15-25 games already

[summer rover]

[strange pike]

who’s gonna tell him

[golden cobalt]

[fierce vigil]

13 wins 11 losses btw

[summer rover]

looks a lot like your stats

[mossy condor]

Yk we can check ur stats btw ? Why u capping 🧢

[placid basin]

[empty geyser]

@deft ember lily

[placid basin]

[deft ember]

[edgy hornet]

yo egroupies what's up

[elfin zinc]

yo

[strange pike]

[sullen cloak]

Wsg everyone

[placid basin]

[tranquil lotus]

67

[novel sand]

Nobody says that in the big 2026

[empty geyser]

Hai

[tranquil lotus]

Hi

[sleek vale]

Hi

Hi

[echo sierra]

real

[fallow hamlet]

🇸🇮

[granite cave]

Hello William

hru

[dim pumice]

Hey

[granite cave]

🫂 chasers

[granite cave]

[granite cave]

🫂

[dim pumice]

Returning to the server after so long

[granite cave]

Welcome

[dim pumice]

The emojis the hell

Back then there were only like the weird pixel emojis now we got pepe

Whose this gng 🥀

Holy peak emoji

[tame sky]

I ain't bro I just haven't lost a game today bruh

[strange pike]

Loggers

[dim pumice]

Loggers mate

[tame sky]

What's happening?

[strange pike]

Is happening

[echo sierra]

tired, you?

[dim pumice]

[tame sky]

Also wym check my stats?

[strange pike]

People can see your stats in basically any gamemode

Statistics

[dim pumice]

Like they can type your username and see your stats

[tame sky]

How would I check my own tho

[strange pike]

https://playhive.com/search-profile or most people use assistant (a discord bot)

[vocal sparrow]

Hi

[tame sky]

Nah that's cap

[strange pike]

what

[tame sky]

it says zero win

[strange pike]

For what?

[tame sky]

i have clips of hitting 5 win in a row bruh

Bridge

[granite cave]

Same also cute pfp

[strange pike]

Sometimes the website takes awhile to update

[dim pumice]

Uh- gng 🥀... Yk when you spawn in the lobby and theres text behind you?

[vocal sparrow]

[dim pumice]

Like saying how many wins etc?

[strange pike]

It only shows bridge solos stats, and sometimes takes awhile to update
(The bot works better)

[dim pumice]

Those are your stats gng

[granite cave]

The dark void calls for me...

[tame sky]

Bruh

[vocal sparrow]

Lol

[granite cave]

[vocal sparrow]

Hello darkness my old friend....

[sick falcon]

I need help asap my resource packs aren’t loading where can I get help?

Please someone dm me and I’ll show you

[granite cave]

Hahahaha ahh thats a classic 🫂 ty

[sick falcon]

I see mystery blocks everywhere

[junior gale]

you play now?

[vocal sparrow]

Ye

[tame sky]

Damn so I just suck then

[vocal sparrow]

[tame sky]

What's the max level on bridge?

[shrewd elbow]

5 bro

[strange pike]

20

[tame sky]

Really? I thought it was higher

[strange pike]

For bridge it’s not

[tame sky]

What's harder on bridge a 1v1 or a 1v2

[echo sierra]

tyy

[strange pike]

I prefer solos cuz random teammates usually suck

[tame sky]

Fr bro I'm forced to carry

[strange pike]

Or are just non existent

[tulip jungle]

play duos but with ur alt account afk

[strange pike]

Sir, this would be bannable-

[tame sky]

That doesn't make it better

[tulip jungle]

is it actually?

[strange pike]

Afking in games

[tulip jungle]

ive always seen it as a handicap

[strange pike]

So probably

[tulip jungle]

OH from that perspective yes

not bannable for ur main account tho

[strange pike]

I’ve seen so many people afk in bridge duos for levels it’s annoying

[tulip jungle]

...i dont think

[tame sky]

Fr

[strange pike]

no idea

[tulip jungle]

yikes they need an afk kicker for that game

[strange pike]

Fr

[tame sky]

So is the max level on bridge 20?

[tulip jungle]

i lowkey play duos in bedwars with my alt account because it's annoying to have random teamates who take all the resources and dont use them the best way

but it gets kicked every single round after like 30 seconds so its fine

[strange pike]

I’ve seen multiple people say they maxed bridge by afking

[tulip jungle]

bruhhh

[tulip jungle]

yes!

[tame sky]

Makes sense why Alot of lvl 20s are just garbage

[light lagoon]

[strange pike]

Hmmm sounds like me

[tame sky]

Wym

[strange pike]

I suck

:P

[tame sky]

How?

It's not that hard

[strange pike]

me not good at block game

[tame sky]

dam

you no good

I very good

[humble current]

[tame sky]

[strange pike]

I suck at bridge, I basically only have good stats cuz I know how to avoid playing against alt accounts-

[tame sky]

Ohhh

[granite cave]

Ban all alt acc 😈

[strange pike]

but hive deer

[tame sky]

See I dislike playing bridge sometimes cuz I get no teamates

[granite cave]

Fine limit is 2 alts per player

[tame sky]

and I have to 1v2 alot

[strange pike]

That’s why I avoid duos unless my usual duo is on

[tame sky]

Oh

I normally go 2-3 so I'm not bad

In a 1v2

[strange pike]

But what about my other alts 😔

[tame sky]

Just jack it

[granite cave]

🫂 void imma just squeeze you

[deft ember]

[strange pike]

uh oh

[granite cave]

🫂

[shrewd elbow]

[granite cave]

🫂 i just CANT get enough of hugs yk

[granite cave]

🫂

[strange pike]

[shrewd elbow]

[granite cave]

🫂 the urge

The obsession

All so delicate

hehehehe

[barren tundra]

@shrewd elbow

[shrewd elbow]

@barren tundra

[barren tundra]

Hello bro

[shrewd elbow]

Hi Baldivisuri bro

[barren tundra]

How u doin bro

[shrewd elbow]

Spectaculartron bro how about you bro

[barren tundra]

Good bro sleepy bro

[shrewd elbow]

You should sleep before the sun starts opping bro

[deft ember]

appleee

[teal belfry]

bro

[barren tundra]

True bro soon bro

[barren tundra]

You too bro

[shrewd elbow]

I just woke up bro

[barren tundra]

Damn bro

[shrewd elbow]

🧛‍♂️

[empty geyser]

@granite cave snapple

[granite cave]

🫂

[granite cave]

🫂 chase banking

[shrewd elbow]

Yes bro

[vagrant helm]

Party anyone

?

[light lagoon]

Coping

Trying to plot but idk

[vagrant helm]

Party?

[light lagoon]

What games

Also what is ur level like r u good

U gonna carry me? lol

[vagrant helm]

Bed or sky

[light lagoon]

I prefer bed I suck at sky

What game mode

[vagrant helm]

In bed i am level 41

[light lagoon]

This is valid

[vagrant helm]

Ok

lol

[light lagoon]

Well if u find more people we can run that

[vagrant helm]

I can win must fights with anyone

[light lagoon]

Anyone is wilddddd

[vagrant helm]

Lol\

[light lagoon]

😂🔥

[vagrant helm]

Ok cs 1v1 rn

[light lagoon]

Um I’d likely lose

[vagrant helm]

My user name is fortis56

[light lagoon]

😭😭

[vagrant helm]

Rn

[light lagoon]

I thought we was on a party gng

[vagrant helm]

No 1v1

[light lagoon]

I don’t wanna tbh

It’s mid

But there’s not many better options

[empty geyser]

Hay

[vagrant helm]

Ok someone else is in the party

[light lagoon]

Oh u mean like the actual game not hive help-

I would build a world but it’s giving unemployment and 10 hours u won’t get back

[light lagoon]

Alr just lmk when ur gonna create it

[vagrant helm]

Username?

[light lagoon]

Egroupies

[granite cave]

Hru bud

[vagrant helm]

Ok i ivit u

Rn\

[light lagoon]

Alr what region u on

[fickle drum]

W speed

[vagrant helm]

Go online

[light lagoon]

We need to be in the same region

What one are you

?

Like omg

😭😭😭😭

I’ll go online im in Europe

[vagrant helm]

Northamarica

[vagrant helm]

North America

[vagrant helm]

Ok

I am join eu