🐝・hive-chat

[peak scaffold]

uwu

[languid heath]

oh well! Hello again

[sinful acorn]

im craving so badly

[stuck marlin]

Goal for yt MC

[merry prawn]

meow

[latent ocean]

Bro I need 99%to win your giveaways

[sinful acorn]

what do i eat

[formal maple]

hmmmm

[languid heath]

I just had noodles

[frozen rose]

yo

[formal maple]

yes

[trim oxide]

merry christmas

[vagrant harness]

April Fools when

[formal maple]

happy new year chatters!

[sinful acorn]

nice, im in a mood for takeaway lol

[frozen rose]

Happy new year

[vagrant harness]

Bye 2025 chatters

[languid heath]

hmm that does sound good

[trim oxide]

Hi

[stuck marlin]

Not yet for me:)

[vagrant harness]

Hi

[buoyant plover]

Can someone give me and my friend a challenge to complete on Hive for fun?

[fallen sun]

Is it already 12 o’clock for you all

[formal maple]

yeah, I’m in 2026

[formal maple]

ahh, timezones lol

[shadow vale]

I'm in 2025 rn

[rough aspen]

happy new years!

[languid heath]

1 am for me and people outside are still going crazy

[timber niche]

Sounds about right

[mighty barn]

Happy New Year Guys

[fallen sun]

Dang kinda crazy I’m in 2025

[pulsar osprey]

oh yeah happy new year everyone

[frozen rose]

lol outside is dead for me

[rough aspen]

ngl i already failed

[mighty barn]

Its 1:11 rn for me

[trim oxide]

Hi

[frozen rose]

they all went to sleep

[trim oxide]

same

[languid heath]

oh how late is it for you then

[vagrant harness]

Hi

[languid heath]

I doubt the people here will stop until the sun comes up

[frozen rose]

1 am

[lone moat]

chat im eating pizza

[frozen rose]

i live far out heres lwk nobody

[languid heath]

You have reasonable people in your area then

[plush hatch]

im gonna create a mm fail comp

brb

[languid heath]

ahh that makes sense

[fallen prism]

Guys

[hot lintel]

Gday guys welcome to a new year . I hope it bright and wonderful

[trim oxide]

Hi

[fallen prism]

What’s the website called where you can look up your lvls

Not assistant bot the other one

On google etc

It was something with hive

[frozen rose]

hive stats ?

[trim oxide]

hive player search 🤪

[frozen rose]

yh

[fallen prism]

Bro

It was hive idk what the rest was

[main sluice]

https://www.hivebackpack.com/ ?

[formal maple]

clanker

[dreamy moth]

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

2026!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!1!1!1

[fallen prism]

Yes hive backpack

[hot lintel]

Happy new year man

[fallen prism]

I love you Clankstar happy new year

[vagrant harness]

mm update rn

[vagrant harness]

Hi

[trim oxide]

Hi wyd

[merry prawn]

guys mm update is here! #📰・hive-updates

[vagrant harness]

Mm update in 67 January

[merry prawn]

🗣️

[vagrant harness]

I’m doing grind bedwars

[jade burrow]

Happy new year!

[frozen rose]

bw is dead rn

[vestal girder]

Happy new year from the uk!

[vagrant harness]

we need to bring back manor

[frozen rose]

fr it was the best gamemode

[vagrant harness]

Frrr

[formal maple]

[trim oxide]

Hm same

[vagrant harness]

gl

[timber niche]

Popular phrases on the morning of 1st January every year: “I haven’t seen you since last year” 🗣️ 👀

[summer rover]

hive backpack? so you're saying the server is wearable???

[frozen rose]

I haven`t played since last year

[timber niche]

Same 👀

[hushed jungle]

who wants to get me hive+ for my alt for new years

[iron bone]

why do I have 4 views a month

who is viewing my profile

[lost magnet]

Letss goo, 22h left and im unbanned

[frozen rose]

were lol

[iron bone]

on this

[nimble inlet]

Sup lads haven't spoke here since last year damn

[frozen rose]

got 3 lol

[open kiln]

Happy new year from UK

[flat pivot]

2026 uk did a jet 2 holidays reference

[formal maple]

wow

[main sluice]

you can run the whole server stack on an android phone

so technically

yes

[gloomy bane]

Happy new year

[flat pivot]

Yep...

[frozen rose]

thats cap no way that fits in a phone without crashing

[agile bobcat]

Happy new year all 🔥

[shrewd elbow]

Happy new year lolbit from fnaf at freddy bro

[full crag]

with 2 gb ram?

[agile bobcat]

🥹

[main sluice]

it even runs on a Pi haha

[quartz frost]

When does the extra xp end?

[agile bobcat]

"Five nights at freddy's at freddys"

[summer rover]

can it run on those fancy watches with a screen

[shrewd elbow]

[full crag]

can it run on my Samsung fridge

[summer rover]

is your refrigerator running

[full crag]

yes

24/7

[summer rover]

well you should probably catch it then

[agile bobcat]

If I sit inside a Samsung fridge am I still in 2025 bc I'm frozen

[summer rover]

or whatever the punchline was

[empty geyser]

Anyone like stranger things

[quartz frost]

Excuse me. Does anyone know when the 2x xp is ending? They didn’t really say a specific time. For example. EST.

[full crag]

no that's not how it works

[lone moat]

ur still in 2025 cuz its 2025

[shrewd elbow]

Just a little bro

[agile bobcat]

ITS 2026 FOR ME

[full crag]

when u stop getting it, it ends

[shrewd elbow]

Because you'd be frozen you wouldn't register the 2026 memories and only have the 2025 ones bro

[left osprey]

TIME TRAVELER

[quartz frost]

Sorry. That’s not exactly helpful.

[agile bobcat]

👉🤔

[frozen rose]

i prop would run on a toaster to than

[full crag]

sorry bud

[raven hornet]

@analog forum التايم

[quartz frost]

No biggie.

[stray quartz]

we need one person for bedwars. Anyone wanna play?

[summer rover]

it says in #📰・hive-updates

[analog forum]

شلته

[summer rover]

end of day (utc) january 1st

[empty geyser]

I smell 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 2089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819

Thats all I know

[summer rover]

there has to be a 67 in there somewhere

[analog forum]

[quartz frost]

Thank you and aw man. It ended two days ago…

[tawdry hatch]

whos green today

[quartz frost]

are phantoms afraid of cats?

[summer rover]

January 1st is today, not two days ago

#📰・hive-updates message

[tawdry hatch]

its the 30th bro

[quartz frost]

Oh sorry it’s not midnight for me yet.

[empty geyser]

If each letter corresponds to a number ie A=1 then in pi there has been every book play, strand of letters ever written and thought of idk if that makes sense

[shrewd elbow]

Why do you hate fnf bro

[summer rover]

it is the 1st in UTC

[tawdry hatch]

who uses utc bro

[full crag]

me

[tawdry hatch]

antartica time is better

[summer rover]

pretty much everyone does lol

[empty geyser]

@zinc shoal hi

[summer rover]

all timezones are based on it, afaik

[tawdry hatch]

[latent ocean]

Good bye cya another time

[smoky hedge]

yo someone got my ip in-game. how’s this possible?

they said my town name xD

[signal garden]

yeah youre cooked

[tawdry hatch]

they did /ip (user)

they should disable that ngl

[smoky hedge]

i’m saying tho how is this possible in the big 2025 going into 2026

[summer rover]

if you're being genuine, you should probably contact https://support.playhive.com/player-safety/#reporting-safety-concerns

[smoky hedge]

second time this has ever happened to me on this server. first time was in 2020 xD

[peak scaffold]

happy new year for you eur*peans

[summer rover]

thanks am*rican

[peak scaffold]

yw twin

[uneven grove]

see you guys next year 😭🤞

[smoky hedge]

thanks. yeah i’m gonna start playing on this gaming laptop i got with a vpn. i got permission to turn use vpns back in 2021 when i was in school i just never ended up using it

[simple pilot]

e

[timid oak]

hi sigmas happy new year

[warm oriole]

throwback to when i got muted for making a joke about british people at new years

[summer rover]

what was the joke

[peak scaffold]

they can take the whole world but not a joke💔

[warm oriole]

i said happy new years to everyone except them

it was like 4 years ago 💔

[quartz frost]

I got timed out for being honest. ;~;

[peak scaffold]

its fine they were still prolly upset about brexits horrible failure

[summer rover]

how could u do that thats honestly so desrrved dont do that ever again

[peak scaffold]

happy new years to everyone besides the british

[warm oriole]

i remember hearing about them debating in whatever staff chat whether or not it was actually bad or not

[glacial bane]

Anyone eu anything

[warm oriole]

thats what i loved the most about it is that they couldn't agree

[frozen spade]

Happy new year.

[summer rover]

thats funny

[warm oriole]

if you don't get muted for 2 weeks because of this, it's bias

[peak scaffold]

Lmao

they muted you for TWO WEEKS?

[warm oriole]

ya

i think i appealed and they reduced it to a week or something

[summer rover]

i hope they make it 4 weeks because its oluunarr

[warm oriole]

i mean they did delete helper because of her

[peak scaffold]

hive acting like the english are the most oppresed people ever

[warm oriole]

so this is likely

[cobalt heron]

oluunarr in the big '26 🙏

[peak scaffold]

ig?
I guess were pretending it wasnt cuz of @sick patrol

[peak scaffold]

actually im still in the small '25

[fallow oxide]

we are leaving hive in the year 2025

[rare panther]

Bruh

[warm oriole]

nah on1 is my goat

i'd accept his application without reading it

[shrewd elbow]

Awe darn bro

[cobalt heron]

short

[summer rover]

you are small in the small 25

[cobalt heron]

exactly

[peak scaffold]

you're 5'3

[honest forge]

WONDERFUL

[peak scaffold]

ur a bunny gng

[cobalt heron]

what 😭

[honest forge]

Wait a second I know this guy

[cobalt heron]

um its a guinea pig

[honest forge]

It’s a running gag

[peak scaffold]

ok bunny

[summer rover]

they use oLuunarr as the sign you see on themeparks saying "must be taller than this to ride"

[cobalt heron]

sob

[honest forge]

True beauty such as this is had to find in this world

[cobalt heron]

LOL

[pure scarab]

yo chat I maxed hive sw

[shrewd elbow]

@quartz frost did you get timed out again bro..

[peak scaffold]

theres rides that only allow ppl above 6'3?

[quartz frost]

Anyway, I had a friend that did “bad” art that made me uncomfortable.

[pure scarab]

If anyone cares

[cobalt heron]

[shrewd elbow]

Oh that sucks bro

[warm oriole]

you are not 6'3 pal

back of the line

[summer rover]

you mean 4'3?

[peak scaffold]

i am tho

[cobalt heron]

CONGRATSS

[quartz frost]

He was into some weird stuff..

[peak scaffold]

no i mean 6'7

[shrewd elbow]

Glad you unfriended him bro

[honest forge]

THAT’s more like it

[warm oriole]

67

[cobalt heron]

67 in the big 26 😭

[pure scarab]

tyty but imma not prestige

[warm oriole]

26-7

[peak scaffold]

still in 2025 btw

[honest forge]

*the lil 26

[peak scaffold]

im not in the future like yall

[hushed jungle]

5 1

[deft scroll]

awh happy new year guys

[cobalt heron]

most of the world isnt so

[peak scaffold]

im in the correct timezone (CST)

[honest forge]

Oh you’re a loser

I see

[warm oriole]

all the normal people are still in '25

[cobalt heron]

😭

[empty geyser]

Got any new years resolutions 👀

[honest forge]

LEGENDARY

[cobalt heron]

its definitely not almost midday on the 1st for me

[deft scroll]

DA MOLLY#

[honest forge]

My New Year’s resolution is 720p

[peak scaffold]

is most of the world in 🌎?

Otherwise idc

[honest forge]

😭😭

[cobalt heron]

no

[quartz frost]

Yes. Me too.

[peak scaffold]

only 2 good continents

[cobalt heron]

classic american

[honest forge]

Technically most of the world is in 🌏

[summer rover]

average american only knowing america

[pure scarab]

Today my 6 anniversary with hive

hive my loml fr

[cobalt heron]

w

[peak scaffold]

what if i told you im actually brazilian

[summer rover]

then i would say you are lying

[warm oriole]

what if told you i dont believe you

[cobalt heron]

bubblez she's brazilian

[pure scarab]

Bom cha cha bom cha cha

[rich swan]

Happy New Year!🎉

[summer rover]

because you told me you're irish

[peak scaffold]

well youd be right

[peak scaffold]

i did not say this LMAO?

[honest forge]

Makes sense

Any real American wouldn’t include South America in their best continents count

[peak scaffold]

this kid thinks ethnicity=nationality💔

[warm oriole]

o lunar howre the potatoes doing

[peak scaffold]

LMAO
i just love panamerica😔

[summer rover]

dont forget to check on your spuds farm

[twin hound]

what did they do to your pfp

[honest forge]

That’s fair

[cobalt heron]

a real american doesnt know what a continent is

[warm oriole]

yeah gotta harvest your spuds lil bro

[honest forge]

YEE HAW

[peak scaffold]

im observing

[honest forge]

I’m pretty sure a continent is what ketchup is

[cobalt heron]

texas is my favourite continent

[honest forge]

😭😭

[cobalt heron]

LOL

[umbral lantern]

mine is louisiana hots sauce

[summer rover]

you will have to "ketchup" on geography class...

[umbral lantern]

with cane sauce

[peak scaffold]

Ig there is a way

thats stupid

[cobalt heron]

bye

[summer rover]

bye

[lapis mauve]

hi

[peak scaffold]

you dummy thats condiment, the correct word is contemplate

[honest forge]

What class??

[summer rover]

java

[main sluice]

lava

[honest forge]

chicken

[warm oriole]

ratio

[honest forge]

I was thinking of the meme in your pfp earlier 😭😭

[steel latch]

So WE are all playing THE HIVE into the new year right?

[honest forge]

No we’re all switching to Lifeboat

[warm oriole]

mob maze*

[honest forge]

I’ve honestly never joined that server

[warm oriole]

it's brainrot

[main sluice]

steal a hiverot*

[empty geyser]

Bro stop

[hushed jungle]

clank

i did not go bald

where is my ban 😠

[warm oriole]

dont tell me youre a roblox guy

[hushed jungle]

everyone have a clanky new year

[steel latch]

[summer rover]

Strawberry elephant strawberry clanker

[bold arch]

This is the first hive message I've seen in 2026...

[honest forge]

😭

[warm oriole]

67

[hushed jungle]

6 7

[honest forge]

This Just In: ShorkieGames has all the NORMIES blocked!!

[summer rover]

67

[bold arch]

I don't 😭 just a coincidence when I opened the chat

[warm oriole]

Sent a poll

[summer rover]

exposed caught in 4k

[honest forge]

I mean fair but it’s funnier the other way 😭🙏

[left osprey]

Copyright it

[bold arch]

😭

[hushed jungle]

cl wouldnt steal a hiverot be a great ltm

[vernal shore]

bro is never coming back from the allegations

[honest forge]

Hi penguin

[vernal shore]

e

[warm oriole]

how many hive updates will there be in 2026

[hushed jungle]

6 or 7

[summer rover]

67

[honest forge]

7 x 0

[vernal shore]

the real question is how many updates will there be before the mm update

[rotund plaza]

@spare apex can you add me on discord too?

[summer rover]

67

[warm oriole]

the mm update in question is just a new map or two

[main sluice]

11

[hushed jungle]

6 or 7 new maps bro

[vernal shore]

!!!

[twin bluff]

Hi guys

[cerulean onyx]

cant wait for mm update today

[vernal shore]

early 2026!!

[warm oriole]

breaking news: murder mystery is being cancelled in 2026

[cerulean onyx]

Its early 2026 now

[rotund plaza]

Hi, nibbles added me today lol

[cloud tinsel]

Happy new year guys :3

[twin bluff]

I haven't showered since 2020

[cerulean onyx]

mm update day

[rotund plaza]

Merry january

[raven fjord]

hi

[main sluice]

oops we meant early 2027 sorry

typo

[rotund plaza]

Arenr you MM's main dev?

[lapis mauve]

Dripfeed us more Skyblock: Horizons snippets.

[cloud tinsel]

😭😭

[empty geyser]

Im in the same room as finn wolfhard rn

[cloud tinsel]

NOOO

[raven fjord]

beerot

[cerulean onyx]

im about to get automodded

[cloud tinsel]

I gotta wait another year to prestige 💔

[empty geyser]

3026* my finger slipped

[cerulean onyx]

cant wait for the ltm Murder Mystery Duels

[warm oriole]

the mm update is just deleting the gamemode

[rotund plaza]

Imagine u made a minecraft ARG just to reveal the day😭

[vernal shore]

im sure bnoob would be happy with this news

[nocturne radish]

Mm is soooo overrated

[raven fjord]

clankerstar

[rotund plaza]

Ponty you should carry me in bw until I'm level 33, im rly close

[nocturne radish]

To 100??!!?!?

[vernal shore]

i cant wait for sbh to release this year

[light lagoon]

[nocturne radish]

Is ultimate worth it?

[honest forge]

I wonder who the murderer is

[honest forge]

Not really

[vernal shore]

depends

[empty geyser]

Anyone like stranger things

[nocturne radish]

Is there a noticeable difference

[empty geyser]

Ok

[hushed jungle]

who wanna run eu sw w me

[open adder]

Happy new years everyone

[hushed jungle]

and before u mini mods say, i alr asked in #🥳・looking-for-party

[mystic valve]

Yes happy new years

[honest forge]

I don’t play hive really I just liked the color

[nocturne radish]

Oh haha

[vernal shore]

the color is very noticable

[nocturne radish]

Yea but so is green…unless ur lvl50-80

[honest forge]

The discord color sucks compared to the server one

Dude the in-game color makes me wanna lick it

[vernal shore]

why is plus rarer than ultimate atp

[honest forge]

It’s like grape soda

[honest forge]

Hype

[nocturne radish]

Mhm

[runic garden]

i tried it

[vernal shore]

real

[dusk plover]

Old years

[nocturne radish]

Alrrrrrr

[runic garden]

[nocturne radish]

Give was peak 3-4 yrs ago

Hive*

[honest forge]

Back in my day-

[rough rock]

Yes, im watch the finale in theaders

[hushed jungle]

give 🥀

[honest forge]

Erm stop begging bro

[nocturne radish]

Autocorrect… I hate it…..

[dusk plover]

Lets not go THAT far

[vernal shore]

oh wow 2022 was 4 years ago

[empty geyser]

Im in the same room as finn wolfhard rn

[honest forge]

👴

[rough rock]

W

[hushed jungle]

i was NOT begging for crap broski

[dusk plover]

unc + gramp

[nocturne radish]

Yea when treasure a
Wars was there

[empty geyser]

Also watching in it theaters

[vernal shore]

tw was mid i cant even lie

[runic garden]

grunc

[rough rock]

1 min till it starts for me

[honest forge]

I know that’s why I said erm 😭

[nocturne radish]

Nahhhh

It was so good

Well

The items were

Snowballs were amazing

[honest forge]

How was it

[dusk plover]

gruncle stan

[honest forge]

Tw had nothing on Manor

[rare panther]

I might be hearing fireworks where I live now

[honest forge]

No way @stuck thicket hi :0

[runic garden]

undeniably delectable

[honest forge]

Yummers

[stuck thicket]

Cap

• chorus fruit
  Tw was pretty mid

[runic garden]

sums up my life

[dusk plover]

The only thing that i liked about tw as opposed to bw was the explosive boomboxes

fireballs need to go.

[nocturne radish]

Alr I literally never bought chorus fruit

[honest forge]

Fireballs are the best you’re crazy

[nocturne radish]

Yea those were good to

[nocturne radish]

Well if they actually worked like fireballs they’d be good

[stuck thicket]

I would like to see explosive boom box back over fireballs

[nocturne radish]

No the purple one was the best

[runic garden]

yeh but endgame, it turns to no skill, it’s just spamming poison then like 8 fb’s

frim experience as well

[honest forge]

It balances the playing field, I don’t see the issue

[stuck thicket]

It was fun, but now we got cheap pearls so i dont see that coming back

[honest forge]

Just spam faster

[runic garden]

ehh i agree and disagree, but just take it as an agree

[stuck thicket]

Potions were the worst addition 🥀

[nocturne radish]

But they do an ungodly amount of damage

[honest forge]

That’s true

[nocturne radish]

Frrrr

[honest forge]

Manor was great though love manor

[nocturne radish]

I never buy them

[hearty leaf]

the quest master skin is fire

[hearty leaf]

especially the poison one, so no skilled

[hushed jungle]

Can anyone help my friend

Play MC

[nocturne radish]

Just give me chain armor sword and bow and I’m set

[nocturne radish]

Fr

[hearty leaf]

ikr

[stuck thicket]

I havent played it yet, but that clash game looks like itd be super fun with bigger teams. It looks like a mix of megas and manor

[peak scaffold]

uwu

[clear bane]

Happy new year everybody!!

[nocturne radish]

U too!

[merry prawn]

meow

[honest forge]

Happy New Year

[peak scaffold]

still need to wait 5 hours but you too!

[merry prawn]

guys it's still 2025 for me

[rare panther]

Happy New year

[honest forge]

🫵😂 5 whole hours

[hearty leaf]

Happy new year splodger!

also nice quest cpostume

[merry prawn]

i have to wait 4 💔

[rare panther]

I only have like 3 hours left till 2026

[honest forge]

🔥🔥

This guy gets it

[nocturne radish]

20:22 for me

[merry prawn]

same

[rare panther]

Same

[crude iron]

Not yet but you too

[hearty leaf]

when is duoble xp ending bro

[nocturne radish]

I think hive plusers should get a little avatar by their name like ultimates do

[hearty leaf]

ye

[lilac zenith]

meow

[nocturne radish]

…. Ur an ultimate

[runic garden]

never.

is what i wish was the answer, but idk when it’s gonna end

[rare panther]

What the flip “bedwars duel LTM”

[peak scaffold]

fricking petty

[nocturne radish]

lol

[runic plank]

Ik..

[runic garden]

i’m struggling to read, understand and comprehend the situation..therefore, itzzK1rby you are the weakest link, goodbye

[runic plank]

Huh????

[fierce knot]

no

[runic garden]

idk myself

[fierce knot]

the whale looks goofy anyway

[runic garden]

[runic plank]

Okay I got the answer anyway, no thanks you you all 😭

[rare panther]

Ate a lot of sushi today

[nocturne radish]

W

[rare panther]

Omgggg fireworks

[hushed jungle]

I haven't brushed my teeth since last year

[rare panther]

Huh

[nocturne radish]

…….

[peak scaffold]

someone uwu rn

[glad mountain]

Haven’t showered for 2 years

@rare panther get pinged lol

[lone moat]

meow

[peak scaffold]

only 2?

[peak scaffold]

meow

[lone moat]

uwu

[lone moat]

purr

[peak scaffold]

ty queen

[rare panther]

uwu

[lone moat]

ofc queen

[rare panther]

Wutt

[obtuse escarp]

Happy new year

[rare panther]

It’s 8:34pm for me

[glad mountain]

Same twin

[obtuse escarp]

Change 2 and 0

Then you got my time

[peak scaffold]

:3 prrr

[warm oriole]

?

[lone moat]

meow meow

[peak scaffold]

mrrp

[runic garden]

uhh i’ll say it again, quadruple exp new year dayyy, make it happen

quintuple if ur feeling generous

[rare panther]

Omggg there’s FiReWoRkS

[lone moat]

nyaa

[peak scaffold]

mrow

[lone moat]

prr

[peak scaffold]

nya

[lone moat]

nya

[peak scaffold]

uwu

[lone moat]

owo

[lilac zenith]

meow

[glad mountain]

And haven’t brushed my teeth for 4 years

[rare panther]

What the

[merry prawn]

meow

[mental night]

xp boost still on what the heck

[rare panther]

Fr

[honest forge]

@vernal shore YOOOO congrats 🔥🔥

[oblique parcel]

[brazen laurel]

[runic garden]

triple, if ur not

[pulsar osprey]

i wish the bw prestige interactable wasn't a console

i thought it'd be another grandmaster

[brazen laurel]

I think in the context of the season, it makes sense

[vernal shore]

😭

[lethal grail]

a

[pulsar osprey]

i guess but

[vernal shore]

It'll probably change next season

[pulsar osprey]

idk i think i just like when things are consistent lol

[twin hound]

what you gonna do with the ultimate you won

[rare panther]

Same

[vernal shore]

Consistent and hive are two words that do not mix

[vernal shore]

Idk

[pulsar osprey]

😭

[lethal grail]

who's idea was it to make a 67 win celebration
i cant

[rare panther]

Real

[brazen laurel]

They consistently put Bedwars before Murder Mystery

[merry prawn]

me

[pulsar osprey]

i haven't looked at the roadmap in a while actually

[left osprey]

Yo

[twin hound]

honestly expected it from them

[merry prawn]

it was tuff

[lethal grail]

they put ANYTHING before murder mystery

[rare panther]

Frfr

[pulsar osprey]

the murder mystery microhub is never coming out LOL

[lethal grail]

waiting for a murder mystery and deathrun update

[pulsar osprey]

hide and seek prestige tomorrow

[lethal grail]

i forgot hns was a thing tbh

[crude iron]

😭💔

[visual plover]

ne i i

[lone moat]

chat what should i eat

[merry prawn]

meow

[merry prawn]

takis

[vernal shore]

Surely it's gonna be this month right??

[pulsar osprey]

yeah i hope so

[lone moat]

icky

[pulsar osprey]

also bedwars duels?? that's cool ig

[merry prawn]

☹️

[vernal shore]

Do we think sbh is releasing this year

[crude iron]

Hey Ben happy new years eve!!

[crude iron]

Sushi

[crude iron]

Bridge but bw?

[pulsar osprey]

apparently

yeah i was thinking abt that

anything but adding an actual duels gamemode😭

[crude iron]

Lmaoo

Let's hope mm update doesn't get delayed again

[merry prawn]

still no mm update

[pulsar osprey]

yeah

oh btw

[inland scroll]

Duels would actually give the server quite a bit more players

[lethal grail]

you just jinxed it

[pulsar osprey]

can other ppl see my sludge canisters in mm or no

[vernal shore]

How many bedwars seasons before a real duels mode

[pulsar osprey]

4

maybe idk lol

[inland scroll]

Probably 5

[vernal shore]

They're client side

[crude iron]

Ima laugh if bw duals gets released first

[pulsar osprey]

so they just see me punch the floor randomly

nice

[vernal shore]

But they're in the same locations for everyone

[crude iron]

Not sure I think so

[inland scroll]

Tbh Hive doesn't really need to do anything special or "unique" to make a good duels mode

[vernal shore]

So people who have the quest still will see them but people who don't have the ticket or have already done the quest wont

[pulsar osprey]

^

[inland scroll]

They just need good maps, and a good selection of kits

They certainly need to do better than what they did for the Duels hub game in the arcade though

That was not it

[vernal shore]

The arcade microgames were fun when you remembered they exist

[inland scroll]

Nemo slap was pretty fun, though a bit broken

[vernal shore]

And were playing with a friend

[inland scroll]

The others were meh

[vernal shore]

Spleef was fun

[inland scroll]

I think the arena could have been better

[daring oyster]

Hello

[vernal shore]

I think it was fine

[inland scroll]

I will say it was better implemented than the Duels microgame

[vernal shore]

The biggest flaw with duels imo was that there were 2 arenas and no way to choose which one you go in

[daring oyster]

Sup

[vernal shore]

So if 3 people were playing but you wanted to 1v1 a friend, you'd just have to hope you get in their arena

[inland scroll]

I mean, that wouldn't have been as much of a problem on its own if the arenas were actually good, which they weren't

And the kit selection wasn't very good

[peak scaffold]

uwu

[peak scaffold]

hahaha

[lone moat]

i h8 sushi

[peak scaffold]

REALL

[lone moat]

its so icky

[dense adder]

.

[crude iron]

Same person that ate pasta and chocolate 😭🙏🏻

[lone moat]

not together

[merry prawn]

pasta and chocolate...

????

[lone moat]

i have pasta n a lil snacky

[merry prawn]

why does this remind me of a cursed image

[crude iron]

Girl

[pulsar osprey]

wth

[merry prawn]

ong

[lone moat]

i don't like seafood

only salmon

[crude iron]

Fair it's the smell

Ick

[lone moat]

nuu texture

[crude iron]

Bruh

Try fish flavoured pasta

[shrewd elbow]

I would absolutely devour pasta with mint sauce bro

[merry prawn]

clanker deer is gonna say you should try mint-flavored pasta...

oh i was right bro...

[shrewd elbow]

You know me so well bro

[merry prawn]

true bro

you're the type of person to eat everything mint-flavored bro

[shrewd elbow]

I wear that title with pride bro

[merry prawn]

[inner saffron]

Happy new year everyone!

[tacit thunder]

abababa

idk if ill be able to stay awake for 2026 my time

[merry prawn]

blebleblbl la lalala

my neighborhood is being so loud rn

it's not even 2026

[strange pike]

[rare panther]

My neighborhood is quiet

[merry prawn]

there's two houses playing their music 😭

[trim oxide]

hi

[rare panther]

Damn

[ruby wharf]

Happy new year!! 🎊

[ebon cliff]

How are y'all new York going

Just

Gggggg

[light lagoon]

[peak scaffold]

still have 4 hours but ty! you too

owo

[autumn tiger]

It is currently 9:17pm est in New York

[merry prawn]

3 hours left 😛

[mental storm]

it may once again be "woozing time"

[devout garnet]

Happy new year Maca

[peak scaffold]

thank you!

[autumn tiger]

Who is watching the ball drop live tonight?

[lone lichen]

Happy new year everyone

[peak scaffold]

only 7 years late

[mental storm]

perhaps they were 7 years early

[peak scaffold]

maybe
..

[lone lichen]

Does anyone here like fireworks? lol

[merry prawn]

i don't

[mental storm]

no

they're cool but they terrify my dog so they're not cool

[lone lichen]

My dogs are Crazy about fireworks

[topaz sentinel]

happy new years everybody

[lone lichen]

My dog ​​attacks fireworks but when chaos happens he starts crying 💀

[mental storm]

atacks fireworks? hey man that doesn't seem very safe

[rough aspen]

Happy Halloween y’all

[lone lichen]

In case When the fireworks explode he barks and starts acting like a crazy person but when the noise increases he stops for a period of time.

yes ik Most animals react to fireworks

[simple pilot]

Same to u

[rough aspen]

My dog went wild

[simple pilot]

Me

I had a lot last night

[inner saffron]

I'll bonk you for new year

[odd lagoon]

[ruby wharf]

[inner saffron]

[solemn terrace]

Who can give me ultimate rank for new year

[ruby wharf]

Catch up!!

[peak scaffold]

dont RUSH me

[peak scaffold]

ye i need ultimate too

[tacit thunder]

wow its you from zeqa

shock

[solemn terrace]

Me too

[tacit thunder]

i totally didnt ping you there

with a cat

[solemn terrace]

U can give me ultimate rank?

[tacit thunder]

can i give yhou player rank

[tawdry sluice]

I need ultimate rank

[tacit thunder]

yesd

[solemn terrace]

Yeh

[tacit thunder]

okk

[solemn terrace]

My account got hacked

[hushed jungle]

Guts I'm dr7nk

[tacit thunder]

i imagine i cant send a photo here to be funny

[tacit thunder]

samezy

dang cant send stickert either

unfortunate

[solemn terrace]

For new year

[tacit thunder]

i have $3 in my chequing after i spend my money on the charity thing

paid on friday so its fine

[tacit thunder]

im canadian so it was like 1.2k for me from usd

[strange pike]

oh yeah forgot you got that

[solemn terrace]

Can you give me ultimate rank when u get money?

[peak scaffold]

holy my edibles are kicking in

[solemn terrace]

How u change ur name

[tacit thunder]

💀
someone abt to get muted

[strange pike]

begging for gifts is disallowed here btw

[onyx vessel]

@solemn terrace u have ultimate

[tacit thunder]

no

[strange pike]

I linked a new account

[solemn terrace]

Lol

[tacit thunder]

i thought theyd gfet the hind

[solemn terrace]

Oh

[strange pike]

hive deer is an alt

[peak scaffold]

edible as in food!

[tacit thunder]

also tedchno

when did you change ur name

[tawdry sluice]

@mods

[tacit thunder]

oh

[strange pike]

It’s an in game alt
Not discord

._.

[tacit thunder]

ok

[strange pike]

If I was gonna have an alt here (which I don’t and have no plans to) I’d aleast try to hide it I ain’t that stupid

[tacit thunder]

whyd u cgange iut

did you buy ult on an alt??

[strange pike]

hive deer is a second account I made for a little deer gang thing that happened

[tacit thunder]

idk what that is but alright. i understand

[strange pike]

No it was gifted it cuz I don’t think the guy realized it’s an alt 😭

[peak scaffold]

uwu

[tacit thunder]

💀

[tacit thunder]

uwu

[tacit thunder]

w ig l,maom

[strange pike]

I think clank gave it plus since he’s been giving out stuff recently, and someone else gave it ult

[tacit thunder]

damn

[strange pike]

I gotta go

[tacit thunder]

yeah i never wiun giveaways so

unrelatable

[tacit thunder]

ok havre a good day or night

[strange pike]

It’s not really a giveaway, he was just giving a bunch of people different things cuz of the holidays I think

[vagrant harness]

@strange pike mm update in 2026

[tacit thunder]

oh i mustve missed that

im only here evert sio often

i dont pay attention much

[rare panther]

Ommggggg fireworks + ate too much sushi

[left osprey]

Yo

[blazing orbit]

someone who knows allot about jacket brands dm me please

[honest forge]

A legend in our time

[valid igloo]

i got unbanned

yipeeeee

[thick solar]

[tacit thunder]

april fools youre banned again

[thick solar]

nuh uh, pay up, made that joke before you

[tacit thunder]

huh

whart do i payu

i only have $3 now minus credit card

[vagrant harness]

mm update in 67 jan

[dusk plover]

almost new year

[thick solar]

$5

[tacit thunder]

iumn cooked

[thick solar]

alr im sending the irs after u ;33

[dusk plover]

you have to pay 100 dollars for mm update

🫰

[tacit thunder]

jopkes on yuou im not american

or whatever

[thick solar]

is that a spelling mistake i smell?

perchance, have you downloaded grammarly?
not sponsored

[tacit thunder]

i am not sober

prob get muted for mentioning

but its ok

[trim oxide]

Hi

[dusk plover]

Hai

[thick solar]

its all for jokes anyways

[tacit thunder]

let me gts then wake up and its gg

[vapid star]

Imagine talking in hive chat while drunk 🙏

[thick solar]

oh no

[trim oxide]

hey there

[azure dock]

i love how theres a beef in the bedwars chat still 😭

[dusk plover]

Even better, try talking in hive while asleep

[tacit thunder]

hey i have no friends what do you expect me to do

[dusk plover]

sleep chatting

[shrewd elbow]

Mewing gamemode before mm update bro

[dusk plover]

what would the whole point of that be

[azure dock]

i actually cant in bedwars chat im done

[shrewd elbow]

Because you're the master of mewing bro

[dusk plover]

bros fed up

[tacit thunder]

i havent done anything bad so its ok

[vapid star]

Me neither bro, I was playing Pokémon colosseum when the new year came upon me😭💔

[tacit thunder]

i hope

[azure dock]

chat #🛌・bedwars chat you will see 😭

[ancient sparrow]

Lol

[tacit thunder]

its only 10pm for me so yeahh

[dusk plover]

NO IM NOT

[tacit thunder]

not 26 yet

[shrewd elbow]

[vapid star]

Got any New Year’s resolutions?

[tacit thunder]

uh

[dusk plover]

#🛌・bedwars has become a warzone

[azure dock]

over a child

[tacit thunder]

im not going to click on it but nothing is surprising

its bw ppl

[azure dock]

what a beef to end off the year

[tacit thunder]

no

[dusk plover]

thats so accurate

[atomic wedge]

Happy new year guys

[tacit thunder]

be less gay idk

lmao

[trim oxide]

oof

[tacit thunder]

jk

[thick solar]

now hold on a minute-

[dusk plover]

my new years resolution

[tacit thunder]

???

[azure dock]

i mean some kid was crying over a game and wanted to cs someone so badly

[dusk plover]

adopt a monke

[vapid star]

LMAO

[tacit thunder]

see losing in a game of minecraft is seruiys business

cmon bro

[vapid star]

Wasn’t that activity abolished in the 1800s?

[azure dock]

basically atp literally got suspended today from mc for a week bc someone got so mad at me for breaking their bed

[tacit thunder]

the game is older than most players

but its so important!

[lone moat]

meow

[merry prawn]

meow

[tacit thunder]

💀

[dusk plover]

Losing in bedwars is nerve wreaking for those without grass

[tacit thunder]

meow~

[azure dock]

waiting for an appeal 🙏

[merry prawn]

minecraft mafia

[vagrant harness]

they r quiet now

[tacit thunder]

just to be denied when a legit player

[thick solar]

[stray nimbus]

💯

[tacit thunder]

peak gameplay

[dusk plover]

Time to commit the biggest heist

[azure dock]

😭

[tacit thunder]

plsn ohurt

[vapid star]

[stray nimbus]

Losing to a gnarly looking build in build battle is worse

[thick solar]

ok its time for u to sleep

[tacit thunder]

our security team has looked into it and decided not to lift it

heard that one a lot

[azure dock]

10pm here and im gonna pull another all nighter for no reason

[thick solar]

BASED 🗣️

[dusk plover]

Losing to a random because your game is lagging is 100 times worse

and then they start talking trash

[tacit thunder]

how about getting banned bcs of lag and appeal being denied and having to wait amonth

peak

[azure dock]

i was planning to get 94 today but the suspension camed

[tacit thunder]

my condolences

[dusk plover]

[thick solar]

man really got hit w the

[azure dock]

its not as worse as i got banned on hive for 3 months for parkour worlds stuff that i didnt do 🙏

[vapid star]

I love listening to people ranting and complaining about hive now that I don’t play anymore and no longer feel the pain

[tacit thunder]

sorry i had to stop your progress

[azure dock]

[tacit thunder]

im here js to yap and have a good time

but yhes its funny

[vapid star]

yippee

[dusk plover]

Ngl i might quit hive once i prestige

[tacit thunder]

valid

[dusk plover]

I got what i came for, what else is there

[twin hound]

[stray nimbus]

I think quitting early is

[twin hound]

unfortunat

[stray nimbus]

BettR

[vapid star]

Edating and hubratting

[tacit thunder]

ugh zeqa and hive icons look similar

i keep clicking zeqa

[azure dock]

i gained 14 levels of bedwars within a week

[dusk plover]

yikes

[azure dock]

i need mental help

[twin hound]

skull emoji

[tacit thunder]

i dont even know the second word

or im js forgetting

[stray nimbus]

Both of my dam arms are cramped

[dusk plover]

those people who prestige in a week scare me

[tacit thunder]

bgoth are applicable

[vapid star]

Hubrat, ppl who afk in the lobby 24/7

[stray nimbus]

Level 1 - pres 1?

[tacit thunder]

yikes

[twin hound]

its called having no life, and it scares me too

[tacit thunder]

OH

I didnt process it as hub rat

[dusk plover]

I used to do that

[tacit thunder]

yeah idk what the deal w that is

[azure dock]

i forgot i gotten 25 levels within a week last year when skywars lvl 100 came out

[twin hound]

I would have if my phone or laptop wouldve let me

[dusk plover]

I would just spin for 4 hours straight

[tacit thunder]

i love getting into hub rat lobbies cus you turn once and 100 playrs are there

[azure dock]

and i didnt even pres

[tacit thunder]

so interesting

[stray nimbus]

I got 21 levels in a YEAR

[azure dock]

okay

[honest forge]

Would go in cqrcles

[twin hound]

[tacit thunder]

you sound like you have a life

[azure dock]

did mc seriously give me a welcome tutorial on my alt

[dusk plover]

hubrat lobbies are even funnier when they all just sit there and they all have the exact same type of skin

[vapid star]

Spin… in a circle or mayhaps a kirkle?

[twin hound]

3 years and im lvl 11 in sky bro

[tacit thunder]

bro about to be banned

[dusk plover]

shut the front door

[honest forge]

😭😭

[stray nimbus]

Life flex

[vapid star]

It’s @dusk plover name

Circle

[tacit thunder]

sorry im jeeping it open

[charred knot]

[azure dock]

im gonna lose it if mojang doesnt accept my appeal

[vapid star]

Unsweatified

[tacit thunder]

💀

[dusk plover]

Im waiting for the dude i met on brawlhalla to change his name so i can steal it

[tacit thunder]

whats the name

[vapid star]

What is it

[tacit thunder]

for research purpose

[dusk plover]

Swagnificent

[tacit thunder]

ok thx

making a bot just to take that oncer changed

[azure dock]

i am bored what should i do

[dusk plover]

what

[vapid star]

How do people even do that ;-;

[tacit thunder]

grind hive like any normal person fr

[merry prawn]

sleep

[dusk plover]

drop and give me 50

[tacit thunder]

no idea

[shrewd elbow]

Do 4 backflips bro

[tacit thunder]

interesting name

[dusk plover]

when im bored i just dont be bored

[azure dock]

too lazy + main suspended

[dusk plover]

its simple

[tacit thunder]

see you get it

[azure dock]

i am not speed

[shrewd elbow]

Deercepticons rule bro

[tacit thunder]

grind anyway fr

[azure dock]

please tell my dad

[tacit thunder]

waiitttt

ik you

[shrewd elbow]

You are now bro

[honest forge]

Tsukyiio pfp??

[tacit thunder]

whats ur nanme i forget

[dusk plover]

drop and give me the milk

[tacit thunder]

from lb

[shrewd elbow]

Mad Yeeter and Megatron bro

[dusk plover]

woah okay that sounds weird

[azure dock]

.

[tacit thunder]

yesbro

[vapid star]

Be a public nuisance, commit borderline crimes and then post it on instagram reels so you can entertain all the chavs

[tacit thunder]

hru

[shrewd elbow]

Spectacular bro how about you bro

[merry prawn]

i'd do this

[azure dock]

i did war crimes yesterday

[honest forge]

Good advice

[azure dock]

it was fun

[honest forge]

Those are in fact crimes at the border line

[dusk plover]

as an immigrant, i try not to commit borderline crimes

[azure dock]

i rather explode earth

for no reason