🐝・hive-chat

[gilded veldt]

been hating pineapple my whole life so this was quite the discovery

love raspberries

[shrewd elbow]

Unlike it bro

[iron bone]

pineapple and artificial pineapple taste different

[gilded veldt]

its good

[iron bone]

pineapple flavouring tastes bad compared to the actual fruit

[gilded veldt]

what in fresh hell is artificial pineapple

oh u mean the taste

[iron bone]

and a lot of pineapple flavoured things are artificial flavourng

[gilded veldt]

yeah

I got u

idk pineapple is something Id never eat a lot of its nice but only like a few bites

[gilded veldt]

would never put on pizza tho

thats still a crime

[iron bone]

Love pepperoni pineapple pizza

my favourite other than cheese

[gilded veldt]

divorce 🥀

[haughty spear]

hm

[iron bone]

hehe i got minecraft go gurt

[gilded veldt]

hi

[iron bone]

🥳

[gilded veldt]

a what 😭

[zenith heart]

raspberries mentioned MY FAV

[haughty spear]

ello

[crude pier]

🐒

[iron bone]

look it up

yogurt in a tube

[kind viper]

it’s like yogurt but frozen

[haughty spear]

[crude pier]

Ha

[zenith heart]

go-gurt omg thats a throwback for me

[past rapids]

I miss the green chat🥲🥲

[kind viper]

[iron bone]

I got the minecraft ones

😁😁😁

[kind viper]

purple chat >

[iron bone]

vanilla quartz and strawberry redstone r the names

[past rapids]

Disagree

[zenith heart]

im so outdated that i never knew that had minecraft ones now LOL
i’ve always seen spongebob ones 😭

[kind viper]

ok

[zenith heart]

what omg those are good flavor names

[iron bone]

lol

[young anvil]

Meh

[ember verge]

Will bw manor stay in s4 bw>

[gilded veldt]

oh

[young anvil]

Slay girlypop

[iron bone]

I’m childish

[gilded veldt]

fr

[young anvil]

Ur just better like that frfr

[iron bone]

I deserved a treat I got a bunch of oranges and apples and berries and grapes

[gilded veldt]

noo

[iron bone]

and some cottage cheese, regular cheese, milk, etc

[zenith heart]

hell yeah treat yourself

[iron bone]

I deserved a treat with the go gurts

[gilded veldt]

Im eating crackers rn >.<

[warm oriole]

shoutout to gurt

[gilded veldt]

gurt: yo

[atomic tusk]

says who

[iron bone]

SNAP is getting ready to remove access to “unhealthy” foods in my location (snack cakes, frozen foods, etc) and make it so you can only get raw ingredients

[warm oriole]

gurt: alright alright i'm going

[iron bone]

So I am tryina enjoy my snacks a bit while I can

[zenith heart]

i would be deceased from this 😭😭😭

[iron bone]

yah they are removing anything they consider “junk food”

[zenith heart]

🥀

[iron bone]

just another way to micromanage

[thick solar]

says me

now get over here

[gilded veldt]

I forgot what I was supposed to do bruh

[iron bone]

sigh

[warm oriole]

gift me

[iron bone]

my cat is being so cute rn

[warm oriole]

🥺

[iron bone]

she’s laying on my lap

[empty geyser]

Hello.

[gilded veldt]

hi.

[empty geyser]

clu

Milk

[gilded veldt]

cha

yeah

[empty geyser]

Yeah

[young anvil]

Yesss

[empty geyser]

R u still active on hivcmcpe

[young anvil]

Says math

[gilded veldt]

sort of why

[empty geyser]

Idk js wondering

[gilded veldt]

oks

glizzy

[warm oriole]

r u still active on hive mcpe

[gilded veldt]

r u still active on hive mcpe

[warm oriole]

hell nah

[cloud urchin]

🥀

[shrewd elbow]

Haha bro

[warm oriole]

bro thought that was comedic

bro found that humorous

[gilded veldt]

haha

Im very funny

[warm oriole]

no you're not

[gilded veldt]

I am...

[shrewd elbow]

No bro

[warm oriole]

name one time

[gilded veldt]

clanker deer back me up

[gilded veldt]

one time

[warm oriole]

name one time you were funny

[shrewd elbow]

I can't bro you're not a terrarian bro

[small eagle]

Wha happened

[zealous lily]

Hello @everyone

[gilded veldt]

wow

[gilded veldt]

rn

[warm oriole]

Fact Check: FALSE!

Powered by CNN

[dusk plover]

Rate my skin (my banner) 1 - 10

I tried to make one today

[clear ermine]

[summer rover]

its alr

[empty geyser]

🤯

[young anvil]

I'm getting my physics test back

[empty geyser]

Looks like something @rugged fable would wear

[dusk plover]

Hmm, not sure if that’s good or bad

[thin bobcat]

Penguins are cool

[empty geyser]

Hello Alter, and welcome.

[cloud urchin]

Hi domnados

[dusk plover]

Yes

[empty geyser]

Pro

[dusk plover]

Nice 🤭

[fierce knot]

is physics hard in uni 😭

[kind swift]

im too broke to bid LOL

[zealous lily]

I want december daily pass

Some1

@everyone

[dusk plover]

It’s not really worth it

Except for the xp and rename passes

Everything else I could do without

[lament wadi]

awesome

i got 2 weeks to save money to outbid this guy

[dusk plover]

Lmao I remember you butterpal somehow

[lament wadi]

awesome

[thick solar]

pleeeease chat i neeed this...
my wallets kinda homeless...

[lament wadi]

i havent gotten a single hive present

[zealous lily]

@evwryone

[lament wadi]

if i buy the december pass do i get every present

[thick solar]

skil issue

[dusk plover]

Yes

[lament wadi]

easy 10 bucks

[lilac lichen]

Can I have 11 gift tokens please so I can gift you it

[thick solar]

bro be like

[zealous lily]

If u gift me december daily pass

[thick solar]

[zealous lily]

@everyone

[dusk plover]

But the only thing
I think I like about the pass is the xp boosts and the rename passes

[lament wadi]

i missed out oon the propeller hat last year

[lilac lichen]

Although in all seriousness just buy it yourself

[lament wadi]

and i am sad

[thick solar]

get a job

[lament wadi]

🔥

[lilac lichen]

It does not even work

[dusk plover]

Somehow my cat just defeated my German shepherd

[zealous lily]

It does

[formal maple]

it’s spelt j*b but I agree

[zealous lily]

@Ultimate

[thick solar]

job

[zealous lily]

@everyone

[lilac lichen]

No it does not ping everyone silly

[formal maple]

hi

[light lagoon]

I've got 96/100 in exam last day, can you guys explain why

[formal maple]

how can I help you today?

[zealous lily]

Hello grinder

[formal maple]

96 is not enough

[dusk plover]

It doesn’t ping everyone because then the owners would be looking at us like

[zealous lily]

Time to Max sw

[dusk plover]

😡

[light lagoon]

Bro it is, my mom said anything below 90 is not enough

[zealous lily]

@everyone @formal maple is going to Max skywars

[thick solar]

anything below 100 isnt good enough here

[young anvil]

I'm in hs gang

[formal maple]

tell your mom that I said it isn’t >:)

[dusk plover]

Good luck

Want a teammate? I’m bored

[formal maple]

?

[dim burrow]

Bro i found someone using ditactor outfit of 1945

[dusk plover]

yo what

[formal maple]

#🚔・report-rulebreakers

[thick solar]

thats everywhere

[formal maple]

[dusk plover]

What the heck is a ditactor

[light lagoon]

Bro my mom will not do severe punishment or get me die penalty if i got 99☠️☠️☠️

[dim burrow]

dictator* sorry

[dusk plover]

If I don’t get a 100 with extra credit and an apple for a teacher it’s no phone for a week

[thick solar]

get a 200 frfr

[light lagoon]

In our school, anything below 52% will consider fail, so 96 is much enough

[lament wadi]

geez

[dusk plover]

Oh yeah, that’s certainly a good idea, lemme copy your answers… pls

[formal maple]

you really should work on getting 101% or more

[thick solar]

no >:3

[dusk plover]

NOOOO

[rustic radish]

Yo

[thick solar]

hi

[thick solar]

[light lagoon]

I can't🫩✌️🥀

[formal maple]

why not

[dusk plover]

Update in 5

[thick solar]

its so catching on

[dusk plover]

HOLY SH I FORGOT my food in the oven

[light lagoon]

Because it's impossible to get 101%, even all students worldwide didn't get 101% or more😂

[thick solar]

did u fr?

[dusk plover]

YES

BRB

[formal maple]

helpful tip: ||try||

[thick solar]

true

[lament wadi]

my beewind is kinda tuff

[thick solar]

can agree, just got 300%

[formal maple]

hope this helped a lot

[light lagoon]

False*

[thick solar]

dead chat

[dense ledge]

[thick solar]

purple guy lookin

[light lagoon]

[dusk plover]

I burnt my tater tot’s 😭😭😭

[iron bone]

L

[warm oriole]

RIP

[thick solar]

sans how the flip did you burn the water

[dense ledge]

[torn egret]

Hello

[formal maple]

Marcus :P

[rustic radish]

I almost got banned in an incremental game :(

[dusk plover]

Well… I guess I’ll go raid my sisters leftovers

[thick solar]

wait, beofre you do that, download RAID: Shadow Legends today!

[thick solar]

oh noes

[light lagoon]

Bro did you tripled your full mark, full marks always limits at 100, we are not overmarking🥀🥀🥀

[dusk plover]

Or get RAID to kill roaches today!

[rustic radish]

Because I did abuse a bug that duplicates currencies :p

[thick solar]

now why would you do that

[dusk plover]

Also have y’all seen the new server

[rustic radish]

Im a bonker

[thick solar]

yes.

[formal maple]

six

[thick solar]

we know

[thick solar]

im trying to fight the urge

[strange pike]

The mob maze thing?

[thick solar]

i cant let the brainrot win

[formal maple]

WHAT COMES AFTER

[light lagoon]

I got 96% in my exam, luckily my mom said if you got 90% or more, i will gift you, fortunately, it was 96%, so that means i am gifted with a better phone😃

[formal maple]

SAY IT

[small eagle]

Oh no that's scary

[strange pike]

eight

[thick solar]

euugh, rahh

SIX SEVEN

[young anvil]

I did ok on it

[formal maple]

1 blocked message

[light lagoon]

676767

[thick solar]

6767676767

[formal maple]

THERE WE GO CHAT

[strange pike]

yay freedom

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[small eagle]

Nice i did one today

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[small eagle]

Omg chasers

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[dusk plover]

Yeah

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[strange pike]

Nope

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[dusk plover]

STOPPIT

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[strange pike]

Does it only support the newest version?

[rustic radish]

Want to do the thing :)

[dusk plover]

ANNOYING :(

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[strange pike]

What thing

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[rustic radish]

Uh

[strange pike]

Banned for spamming

[thick solar]

you STOLE my LINE

[dusk plover]

I think that counts as spam >:)

[light lagoon]

@formal maple forced me to get it

[strange pike]

Huh

[formal maple]

huh

[rustic radish]

@formal maple get pinged (say hi to )

[strange pike]

Oh that thing?

[thick solar]

GIVE IT BACK

[formal maple]

AAAAA

[thick solar]

@formal maple

[strange pike]

@formal maple get pinged

[formal maple]

@strange pike sorry

[formal maple]

no

[dusk plover]

@nobody

[small eagle]

@formal maple mb

[strange pike]

yes

[summer rover]

six seven

[light lagoon]

Get 42069% on the exam😂😂😂
||42069/100000 btw||

[thick solar]

Aick Rastley (real, real)

[formal maple]

@small eagle sorry cat slipped on keyboard

[dusk plover]

I sense an altered boom

[formal maple]

ooooo interesting results

[rustic radish]

@formal maple my finger slipped

[small eagle]

@formal maple sorry i slipped on a banana and accidentaly typed your ping

[dusk plover]

Imagine getting a 100% and then the teacher says it’s a pretest

[thick solar]

same @rustic radish
whoops

[rustic radish]

Yep

[small eagle]

Fr?

[formal maple]

goldfish drowned in water 67 days ago plz no ping

[thick solar]

ahahha 67 67 67

[formal maple]

oh-

[strange pike]

Yeah I’m the one that drowned it

[light lagoon]

Yeah, it's lower than 50000😂😂 and the full mark is 100000😂😂😂

[thick solar]

help

[rustic radish]

Ill revive em by using ny aura

[thick solar]

use 1e308

[small eagle]

I gave you the authorization to drown it

[formal maple]

@ancient dragon bro I will pay you £67,000 to take this guy to the 67 world

[rustic radish]

We need bigger than that

[light lagoon]

The sim

[hasty parrot]

anyone got the black cat onesie costume

[light lagoon]

P

[thick solar]

power of infinity and

[light lagoon]

O

[strange pike]

That would be kidnapping

[light lagoon]

Wer

[rustic radish]

Better actually

[light lagoon]

What were you thinking?

[thick solar]

;3

[modern rapids]

Is it only me or can anyone else not type in the chat in the latest Minecraft update

[dusk plover]

76

[formal maple]

exactly bro, you killed my goldfish, I return the favour >:)

[light lagoon]

67*

[dusk plover]

:]

[thick solar]

six seveeeeeen

[dusk plover]

76*

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷ ⁶🤷‍♂️⁷ ⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[strange pike]

I was forced to do it

[formal maple]

what did I do to this chat

[modern rapids]

??

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷ ⁶🤷‍♂️⁷ ⁶🤷‍♂️⁷ ⁶🤷‍♂️⁷ ⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[rustic radish]

[strange pike]

By @small eagle

[formal maple]

yeah yeah, sure you were

[light lagoon]

777

[dusk plover]

888

[formal maple]

@small eagle explain yourself

[light lagoon]

89, 888999😃

[dusk plover]

101010

[rustic radish]

Lets make a chain yall

[thick solar]

the 6 in classic jeremy studios game font (fredoka one)

[light lagoon]

017398373963

[strange pike]

I was held at gunpoint (it was in murder mystery but still)

[modern rapids]

???????????????

[formal maple]

who murdered my goldfish (in murder mystery)

[empty geyser]

@formal maple for fun 😊

[rustic radish]

Ik what chain im talking about

[rustic radish]

Me obv

[formal maple]

trust

[thick solar]

wait the ?

[formal maple]

GET OU-

[rustic radish]

YES

[dusk plover]

Guys don’t shout ImMcgrinder’s name at 3:00 am omg guyzzzzz

[formal maple]

@empty geyser imma return the favour :D

[thick solar]

[dusk plover]

Totally not clickbait

[empty geyser]

[thick solar]

i gotchu ;3

[formal maple]

[light lagoon]

🫩

[rare panther]

Hi

[rustic radish]

We need more

[empty geyser]

WHATTHE

[formal maple]

what

[empty geyser]

😭 scary

[light lagoon]

[thick solar]

the power of must GROW!! 5^^5

[formal maple]

exactly

[dusk plover]

[empty geyser]

I sent it

[formal maple]

what’s dis guy yapping about

[strange pike]

Yap

[rustic radish]

BECOME AN gng

[dusk plover]

Inhale..

[empty geyser]

Who is jeremy

[dusk plover]

AAAAAAA

[formal maple]

my eyes 👀 are going to explode 💥 because of this emoji

[thick solar]

must be big yes

[rustic radish]

Uhhh a guy who loves numbers :p

[light lagoon]

What

[empty geyser]

4747179

[light lagoon]

I think it's 41

[thick solar]

he doesnt understand incrementalism

sadge

[dusk plover]

[empty geyser]

Beewind

[light lagoon]

Wth are you talking

[formal maple]

I think it’s probably somewhere between 60 - 70

[rustic radish]

Were both incrementalism

[empty geyser]

Thats your name, 47179

[light lagoon]

41 is between 60-70???????????????

[thick solar]

also i calculated 5^^5
Value of 5↑↑5: eee2184.1257220888506. log₁₀(value) ≈ e1.3357404838726268e2184.

[dusk plover]

Number 10:

[rustic radish]

HINT not 67

[dusk plover]

Burger King food lettuce

FOOT

[thick solar]

mmmph... numbers...

mb

[dusk plover]

OMG I HATE IPHONE

[formal maple]

my 👀 are 🇷 giving 👐 up ⬆️

[light lagoon]

67416147
||😃||||😃||||😃||||😃||

[rustic radish]

5.739 eeeeee 2829483729

[drifting monolith]

i agree + i agree with your status

[empty geyser]

Grinder want a vid idea

[drifting monolith]

fr

[light lagoon]

||😃||||😃||||😃||||😃||||😃||

[thick solar]

ima see what i can get big number

[formal maple]

always

[empty geyser]

“I broke every unwritten rule on the hive” buying obi and stuff idk

[dusk plover]

I don’t really agree with it I just identify as a massive lack of mind control

[rustic radish]

Ill give you a video idea || GET RICKROLLED||

[light lagoon]

That's an important solve

[rustic radish]

Gimme an infinite number

[thick solar]

mmmmph... very big number...

[formal maple]

hive loginstreak proceeds to fly away

[light lagoon]

Yk the rules, so say goodbye

[drifting monolith]

nono i dont mean you are losing your mind, i mean I am losing my mind

[thick solar]

hmm... like what kind of inf

[light lagoon]

😂😂😂

[empty geyser]

🇰🇿 in ur pfp

[dusk plover]

♾️ + 67

[light lagoon]

Ik

[empty geyser]

Kazakhstan

[rustic radish]

Its called 9.7483eeeeeeeeeee inf

[empty geyser]

Bros getting ambushed

[light lagoon]

It's the flag where i live

[empty geyser]

Cool!

[formal maple]

six 6️⃣ seven 7️⃣

[thick solar]

oh

[light lagoon]

⁶🤷‍♂️⁷⁶🤷‍♂️⁷⁶🤷‍♂️⁷⁶🤷‍♂️⁷⁶🤷‍♂️⁷⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[empty geyser]

Now ur loginstreak is defo flying away

[empty geyser]

Bro

Is that a real apple emoji(

[thick solar]

you want hypernotation ;3
E1000#20#30

[rustic radish]

[dusk plover]

POV you have a 999 day login streak and then your wifi cuts off

[formal maple]

gimme second chance

[formal maple]

my loginstreak is higher

[empty geyser]

Hage u ever used a streak saver

[dusk plover]

Max?

[formal maple]

no

[formal maple]

max?

[dusk plover]

like the most u had

[light lagoon]

Max?

[formal maple]

my current loginstreak is the highest I’ve had

[dusk plover]

And that’s…

[light lagoon]

It

[rustic radish]

Inf

[empty geyser]

How many u got

[formal maple]

||1||||3||||9||||8||

[drifting monolith]

You probably would have streak savers tbf

[empty geyser]

25?

20?

[dusk plover]

YO WHAT

[thick solar]

infinity is just a concept of theoretical limitation, lets break it more :D

[light lagoon]

Solve 5^^653^^^7628^^8683

[formal maple]

17 (4 were from maintenance issues but I didn’t need to use any of them luckily)

[rustic radish]

Ai bro 😭

[dusk plover]

okay, when do you sleep?

[thick solar]

no, i typed that

[light lagoon]

Infinity+67=💥💥💥💥💥

[formal maple]

me?

[dusk plover]

Yea,

[empty geyser]

Far beyond computable size

[formal maple]

like 67 minutes past 10pm

[empty geyser]

A

[rustic radish]

This guy never sleeps

[light lagoon]

It's 7y7ahotyozd mins _58&46fildigsuixsj, that's the number

[empty geyser]

U can sleep 23 hrs and 59 mins just need to login once 😭

[dusk plover]

Mom come pick me up I’m scared

[thick solar]

neither do i

[formal maple]

ok yeah no cap, my loginstreak is 1,398 days

[empty geyser]

Wow I didnt know numbers could have letters thats very cool

[dusk plover]

I have a friend that has a 2001 login streak on Java

[light lagoon]

My loginstreak is the half, exactly 600 days

[flat pivot]

Mob Maze scares me

[dusk plover]

He NEVER SLEEPS

[formal maple]

71391a2283s92p

big number

[formal maple]

ooo

[light lagoon]

And zzzzzzzzz67zzzzzzzzzz67 is the biggest

[formal maple]

well keep in mind that I’ll be at 1,400 in just 2 days soooooo

technically 700 is half

[dusk plover]

My login streak is 4 😭

[thick solar]

@rustic radish correct this non incrementalist

[dense ledge]

mine is -27

[formal maple]

bro that’s so long, how’d you get that high?

[dusk plover]

Bro has negative days

[dusk plover]

Ok so what I do is I spin in the lobby for 25 hours

[plain rampart]

Mine is 1

[dusk plover]

Repeat

[light lagoon]

Yeah, mine is 160 times larger, sorry for saying 600, but the real one is 643

[dense ledge]

try hard

[formal maple]

ok

[formal maple]

bro omg how does everyone here have really high loginstreaks bro 😭 im jealous

[plain rampart]

What’s yours?

[formal maple]

tell me the secrets or I summon @shrewd elbow without the “deer” bro

[light lagoon]

You're tooo early

[empty geyser]

My favourite number is anything zenzizenzizenzic (which is my favourite word)

[dusk plover]

That one hive helper that’s login streak is OVER 9000

[formal maple]

1,398 (really small btw)

[plain rampart]

For what?

[light lagoon]

For loginstreak😂

[plain rampart]

Oh. You’ll get to 1 some day

[plain rampart]

ok?

[formal maple]

thanks I appreciate it

[dense ledge]

gotta get skilled first

[dusk plover]

Bro already has 1398 ones

Don’t believe the lies

[dense ledge]

one day ill get to lvl 4 in bw with 0 games played

[dusk plover]

I can see the ones in his back pocket

[dense ledge]

Just waiting on more challenges I can do

[small eagle]

Uhhhhhh 67

[light lagoon]

Brooo, Minecraft created 6000 days ago, how 9000 is even possible🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

[formal maple]

ok you are free to go

[dusk plover]

ASK HIM IDK

[dense ledge]

I am taking that Italian automod back now

[small eagle]

Thank you

[small eagle]

😭

[dusk plover]

bro was playing with notch before Minecraft existed I bet

REEEE

[dense ledge]

vro was playing cave game before cave game was cave game

[dusk plover]

Bro was playing Earth Place

[light lagoon]

Central African republic, sudan, chad, south sudan, drc, syria, yemen, Afghanistan and north Korea right now is the worst countries to live in

[dense ledge]

fr

[dusk plover]

Nah screw that, Antarctica

Ik it’s a continent but still

[dense ledge]

hey thats my home

[light lagoon]

Antarctica is very very very very very very (this can countinue to 9283863 times) safer than all the world combined

[dusk plover]

Wow ur cold as crap

[dense ledge]

me and my penguin family

[strange pike]

[dense ledge]

(I am adopted)

[light lagoon]

But there isn't permanent population

[dusk plover]

It’ll take you 4 - 10 minutes, without proper gear, to freeze completely

[light lagoon]

Yeah, I'm from Kazakhstan, so more jackets needed

[strange pike]

hi adopted)

[dense ledge]

sure there is, there is me and my penguin family

[light lagoon]

But i can survive 4-20 mins thanks to my protection of severe cold

[dense ledge]

hi technological void

[dusk plover]

It’s so cold down there that you can smell the ice

[strange pike]

Out of curiosity did you bid on the hive merch?
Cuz there was someone named “hive gifter” doing it lol

[light lagoon]

Yellow ice

[dusk plover]

My favorite flavor

[light lagoon]

Then I'll eat the ice😋🤤

[light lagoon]

☠️☠️☠️

Ayo lil bro

[dusk plover]

It’s lemonade right?

…it’s…

[light lagoon]

Yh..

[dusk plover]

It’s lemonade… right?

[dense ledge]

that was one of my accounts yes, I was seeing if either of my names would be targeted

[light lagoon]

☠️☠️☠️☠️

[strange pike]

lol

[light lagoon]

[dense ledge]

there was a "anti hive gifter" so I got my answer

[strange pike]

xD

[light lagoon]

Hidyraguh9i6&ipurj7)ipslyb+\§¢∆°%, one of the biggest numbers

[dense ledge]

it's funny how many people still hate me

[strange pike]

what do they hate you for

[dusk plover]

There’s this guy at my job who I call the Anti-Claus, he’s skinny with a black beard, wears contacts, and has a squeaky voice, oh and he hates children

[dense ledge]

no idea

I would love to know thou

[light lagoon]

China cuba laos north korea vitenam

😨

[dusk plover]

Vitenam

[formal maple]

what

[dusk plover]

Ah yes

[formal maple]

my brain hurts

[fierce knot]

ah nvm light work i got an A in ap physics 1

[light lagoon]

Are c0mminust😱

[dense ledge]

at one point ppl thought I was hacking in bw, I had about a .3 kdr and a 30% wr so I really sucked with hacks apparently

[dense ledge]

idk if that is why they hate me or not but hey

[dusk plover]

No, I’m a personist

[strange pike]

Cheating on Minecraft is pretty pathetic

[light lagoon]

China cuba laos north korea vitenam are c0mminust😱😨🙀

[dusk plover]

Cheating on Roblox is way more pathetic

[light lagoon]

Fr

[dense ledge]

mb I forgot to turn off my phones kill aura

[strange pike]

Can’t argue with that

[light lagoon]

I do not play it

[light lagoon]

Fr

Omg can this dude answer me

[light lagoon]

False😠*

[timber grove]

FortySeven47179 doesn't like the communists

[dusk plover]

Now cheating on Among us, get some help

[light lagoon]

Yes

[dense ledge]

🍔

[light lagoon]

Cuz Kazakhstan is no longer c0mminust

[dusk plover]

Cankistan

[timber grove]

Why are you censoring communist

[strange pike]

Done that before 😔

[dusk plover]

That’s how my brother says it

[strange pike]

(Not actually)

[light lagoon]

Bro it's the worst

It looks a bit like not safe for work

[dense ledge]

same, I only ever tested a hack client on a single player world to test what they could all do

[light lagoon]

So that's why i say c0mminust

[dusk plover]

Well isn’t political stuff considered a rule breaker anyways

[timber grove]

Yeah

[dusk plover]

Omg ur pfp, I love rayman

[strange pike]

I’ve never downloaded any hacks before (and knowing me I wouldn’t even know how)

[rugged tide]

i upgraded from hive `to hive ult why did it not apply

[timber grove]

Me tooo!! One of the best game franchises ever :D

[light lagoon]

Ayo

[nova wind]

[strange pike]

./sync

[potent widget]

Hi everyone

[dense ledge]

valid

[light lagoon]

[rugged tide]

nono in game

[dusk plover]

slash synchronize

[timber grove]

What

[dusk plover]

/fixpurchase

[strange pike]

Oh
Do /fixpurchase

If that doesn’t work relog

[rugged tide]

okaz

[strange pike]

If that also doesn’t work contact the support team

[timber grove]

That was not even a fitting for r/woosh

[dusk plover]

I wanna know what the million lums rayman skin looks like in rayman legends so bad 😅

[strange pike]

I could barely download flarial I’m so dumb when it comes to computers 😭

[timber grove]

Ohhh, good luck!! It's pretty, but I like to use Dark Rayman :D

[dusk plover]

Bro r/whoosh doesn’t apply to this conversation

[dense ledge]

that way you can't be accused of cheating right? if you don't know you can't be guilty?

[strange pike]

That doesn’t seem to stop people from saying I cheat anyway

[timber grove]

Everybody's having a good laugh man

Take a guess

[young anvil]

Bro teach me ur ways I suck at physics 😭

[timber grove]

😭

[gilded veldt]

why did someone bulkdelete msgs 😭

[nova wind]

what are we talking about again

[light lagoon]

Everyone got warned

[gilded veldt]

oh?

[light lagoon]

I'm sleeping

Bye

[strange pike]

I left for 5 seconds what did I miss

[timber grove]

thank god

[timber grove]

they deleted half of fortyseven47179 messages

[strange pike]

What did bro do

[timber grove]

He was spamming his own interpretation of the r/whoosh joke

[echo sierra]

clud :>

[strange pike]

Idk what that even is

[gilded veldt]

hi!!

[summer rover]

bro stop ur making me feel old

[strange pike]

that’s cuz you are old

[summer rover]

🍅🍅🍅

[untold lotus]

hello

[echo sierra]

hruuu

[gilded veldt]

I'm alright wbu?

[echo sierra]

mid

[gilded veldt]

get well soon

[echo sierra]

ty twin

[fierce knot]

it's been too long 😭

i did not understand some electromagnetism unit at all with all the circuits

[haughty spear]

hm

[fierce knot]

that was the only unit i didnt know how to do

the organic chem tutor helps, brushed up on things i didn't know

[young anvil]

The what what now.

[fierce knot]

its near the end of physics im guessing for you. you have to calculate like how many joules and more complex stuff based on a circuit or something

[small eagle]

X = X0 + vt bro

[fierce knot]

i havent done any math in a year i did calc and stats and physics junior year, my senior year is my retirement year 💔

idk anything anymore 😭

[young anvil]

I just finished my physics unit

[fierce knot]

yeah i mean 3 different classes

[kind forge]

hallo

[fierce knot]

idk how im alive 😭

[steady glacier]

Nintendo switch

[fierce knot]

has the worst deadzones

[steady glacier]

real

worst many things

[fierce knot]

i was top 5 on it

idk why i was good

anyway just connect it to a laptop or something using steam

[young anvil]

I ain't 😭

[fierce knot]

just search up organic chem tutor on YouTube helps a lot

or just search up some study stuff someone already made online

doesn't help i did all this to only go to my local uni 🫩

or cc

[light lagoon]

lol interesting

I’ve just had 3 full on gap years of rotting my brain

Shall I lock in 2026? Is employment calling my name

🫩

[fierce knot]

yes

[shrewd elbow]

Employment and maxing bedwars and block drop and block party and ctf bro

[fierce knot]

3 gap years is insane

no job either is crazy

[fierce knot]

ctf is buns

[shrewd elbow]

@polar osprey

[fierce knot]

my guy packgod just says a bunch of randomness

it doesn't even correlate or make sense most of the time 💔

[shrewd elbow]

@grok is this true bro..

[young anvil]

LOL

[fierce knot]

what's worse is i signed up for bio

as my major

[young anvil]

BRUHHH

[fierce knot]

i probably shouldve done public health tbh since i wanna do pre-med or veterinary care but whatever ig

i did ap bio my freshman year i hope i remember stuff

😭

i don't remember doing well either i had a B only 😭

[light lagoon]

It is but going outside reminds me why I do it

It’s not sunshine and rainbows out there.. it’s a soulless cold experience with surface level people

I’d rather be in my home.. also why would I want to live alone

The small things of… “having ur own space” is really meaningless if u feel alone all the time ☠️

[fierce knot]

you could literally get a part time job for like 20 hours a week it barely even consumes 3 days a week

and then put that money into a roth ira and some high interest savings account and investment too

you'd probably generate enough money for 1-2 semesters in college just doing that

[light lagoon]

Oh definitely I need 2 days a week

[light lagoon]

Sure

[light lagoon]

College is so meaningless

I’ve already been to uni and it was just a toxic experience

I’ve also been to college as well.. another toxic experience

It’s just 2026 and there’s different opportunities for everyone

[fierce knot]

yeah ik but 3 years doing nothing is still insane regardless

[light lagoon]

It’s not

[fierce knot]

it kinda is...

[toxic breach]

Wait are we fr

[fierce knot]

yeah they're being fr

[light lagoon]

Also define nothing because enslaving myself for 7 days a week seems like doing nothing as well

[toxic breach]

Money is everything

[fierce knot]

you're getting money

[light lagoon]

Cap

[toxic breach]

It's alot

[light lagoon]

Once u have enough for essentials

[fierce knot]

control, power

[light lagoon]

Money does become meaningless

[fierce knot]

corruption with such a vast amount of money

[light lagoon]

Hm sometimes

[fierce knot]

you could practically influence a lot of things

[toxic breach]

Only 1% even reaches that

[light lagoon]

Ik it does

[fierce knot]

so it's not meaningless after just essentials

[light lagoon]

I rlly think it depends where u stay

[fierce knot]

there's a lot you can do with it

[light lagoon]

I’m from a small town so things are cheaper

[toxic breach]

Average salary is 30k in my state

[light lagoon]

Yh I’d def recommend them getting some side hustles

If they wanted to make money cuz that seems like nothing

😹

[fierce knot]

you've literally made nothing the last 3 years 💔

[rugged fable]

Nahhh mine always have red hair

[light lagoon]

Yes but I’m not wanting to buy random stuff all the time

[fierce knot]

and what if they're not either

just buying only essentials

idk why you think you're also gonna only slave away for 24/7 365 that sounds straight up ridiculous

[bitter rampart]

yo

[fierce knot]

unless you somehow land a job position like that that's not really happening

[light lagoon]

Sure u can work 5 days a week but you’d still be mentally drained

It just shows how much of it consumes you

[bitter rampart]

i want to win this

[fierce knot]

maybe because they have better time management etc?? it's not like it's the entire day

[light lagoon]

Well if u work all day until nighttime.. that’s a whole day gone

How can u time manage a life inbetween that

[fierce knot]

most stay till like 7 overtime

[iron bone]

Gooood luck!

[light lagoon]

That is nighttime to me

[fierce knot]

then change your sleep routine

you do not need to be sleeping that early

and about every place is still open at 7pm

[light lagoon]

If u have work the next day ur not going out at 9pm to have a life

You’d probably want to sleep idk

[fierce knot]

that's just you

[light lagoon]

You’d have to at least eat and maybe shower idk

[fierce knot]

okay so 1 hour

[iron bone]

5 days a week 40 hours is the standard across the board

[fierce knot]

maybe 2

[light lagoon]

Agreed

And most people are not going out straight after work to randomly go somewhere

[fierce knot]

and then maybe an extra 10 for overtime

which is like 9-7

[light lagoon]

Most restaurants close 10pm max anyway

[small eagle]

Noooooooo

[iron bone]

I know people that prefer that 40 hours to be distributed in the mornings, the evenings, or overnights

it really depends on person to person

[light lagoon]

Yh that’s a choice but ur just gonna be sleeping all day or sleeping all night

[iron bone]

Yeah but for some people that works

[fierce knot]

maybe cause they only sleep like 7 hours?

[iron bone]

my ideal is a 7 am - 3pm job.

I still have plenty of afternoon to do stuff

[light lagoon]

Yh this isn’t the reality for most people

[iron bone]

and i’m not exhausted because I naturally wake up at 7 am

[light lagoon]

Too early and ur off too early.. it’s just not adding up

[iron bone]

Wym?

7am - 3pm is an 8 hour shift

[light lagoon]

Ur not working at 7am .. even if u were you’d have to wake up maybe even at 5am

To shower, eat breakfast, travel to work

[iron bone]

I worked a 7-3 shift before

[light lagoon]

So it’s not as simple as ur implying

[fierce knot]

restaurants open early

[light lagoon]

Some do.

[iron bone]

I woke up at 6:30 every day, and then went to work

[light lagoon]

But some isn’t the reality for everyone

[iron bone]

It just depends person to person

[light lagoon]

Well I guess u have a luxury of it being close

Jobs where I am are 1 hour away

[iron bone]

I mean… yeah why would you get a job that far away?

[light lagoon]

At least tbh I’d have to wake up WAYYY EARLIER

[light lagoon]

As I said I’m in a small town

[iron bone]

seems like needing to find something closer

Me too

[light lagoon]

If I wanted good pay or flexiable hours u do need to travel

[fierce knot]

then freelance online maybe?

[light lagoon]

I’m not looking to

[iron bone]

Eh… there’s also work from home jobs too

My aunt lives in the country and works from home.

[light lagoon]

This isn’t a problem btw it’s just not simple for everyone

[subtle cobalt]

why don't you like that rock

why does it annoy you

[iron bone]

yes.

[iron bone]

I mean is work really supposed to be simple?

It’s work. Nobody wants to do it but the world doesn’t spin without money

[subtle cobalt]

very professional of you marcus! such a wise handsome man!

[light lagoon]

I didn’t say this

[iron bone]

My current job situation isn’t lovely… but I was working 5 days a week, in at 10am, leave by 3pm usually.

[light lagoon]

I literally said it’s not simple for everyone .. so we agree

[iron bone]

Made around 20-30 an hour

[light lagoon]

I’m confused is it 20 or 30

[subtle cobalt]

that's not bad

[iron bone]

Varied

[small eagle]

30 hours a day!? 😱

[light lagoon]

Really

[iron bone]

$20 - $30

[subtle cobalt]

that's actually good???

[iron bone]

some days more some days less

It depended on the day… the guests, etc.

[light lagoon]

Is this including tips or

I’m confused

[iron bone]

Primarily

Unfortunately, that job basically stopped scheduling me as soon as they found out I was pregnant so that’s been quite unfortunate

[subtle cobalt]

still it seems like it's a good salary for a normal life in my opinion

[iron bone]

Wasnt a guarantee ever tho

[light lagoon]

Yh it’s .. understandable

[iron bone]

There was always the risk of leaving with $20 for working 4 hours

[light lagoon]

Wowww

[iron bone]

just never really happened

[subtle cobalt]

I wish I could change my name tag

[buoyant portal]

Wsp

[subtle cobalt]

I eat seals

[light lagoon]

What games u main on Roblox

Because I hate roblox

U better not say steal a brainrot or sum

☠️

[iron bone]

serving tables is good money wise if you are busy

[light lagoon]

Wait so ur in a small town and it’s busy

How small is this town

[iron bone]

I didn’t live in a small town when I worked there

[light lagoon]

Ohhh

[iron bone]

The 7-3 job was my first job

it wasn’t the smallest town, but there are always jobs in small towns

[timber breach]

the server is still lagging

[iron bone]

I lived in the city near me for a couple years but now i’m in a small town again

[light lagoon]

There is but they want to pay me basically below minimum wage

[iron bone]

still only 15 min outside the city

[subtle cobalt]

timebomb duels, mm2, sbg and monkey tag
I play lots of games but these are my main

[light lagoon]

They aren’t generous

And it’s understandable because they r barely making any money

Nobody comes in

It’s just quiet

[iron bone]

My hourly was 6 something an hour technically

[odd ridge]

Wsp chat

[light lagoon]

Why

Is city life just too expensive or

[light lagoon]

Mm2 u TRAITOR

[nimble ether]

🍉

[iron bone]

better living offer + less crime

[subtle cobalt]

it's just a game lol

[timber breach]

yummm

[light lagoon]

Wow

[light lagoon]

Which u prefer hive or Roblox mm

🫩

[odd ridge]

How’s everyones day been

[subtle cobalt]

Roblox ofc

[iron bone]

put it this way…

[light lagoon]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[timber breach]

chat is watermelon good

[subtle cobalt]

just a game btw

[iron bone]

we had our car less than a year in the city and it got broken into

[buoyant portal]

Ah, thats better

[subtle cobalt]

I hate red water melon but the yellow one Is just perfect

[light lagoon]

Just procrastinating, thinking, my clothes have holes in them, food addiction, watching shows later, going to sleep at 4am

[timber breach]

the red one is good for running comps ngl

[nimble ether]

very much so

[light lagoon]

For no reason btw

[light lagoon]

Hmmmmm

It’s overrated solo.. maybe in something

[iron bone]

but i’m rent to owning my house in the country

and it’s only $800 a month currently for a 5 bedroom house

[light lagoon]

Owning is just so much more smart fr

Imagine renting for 5 years and u could of basically owned already

[iron bone]

credit just isn’t quite good enough for a home loan yet

[light lagoon]

☠️☠️☠️

[light lagoon]

L fr

[shrewd elbow]

It's kind of overrated bro

[iron bone]

Had to live off a credit card for a small bit a couple years back

[light lagoon]

What happens if u don’t pay it back

[timber breach]

depends on when you have it tbh

[iron bone]

i’ll pay it back

[light lagoon]

Do the police come to ur door

☠️☠️☠️😹

[iron bone]

but they will just kill ur credit

[timber breach]

if you eat it just for the heck of it, thats weird

[iron bone]

so you can’t rent or get loans or anything like at all

[shrewd elbow]

No bro that's a cool way to do it

[timber breach]

eating before a 5k is really good

[light lagoon]

Fr who r these strange people who eat fruit by itself

BE NORMAL

[iron bone]

eventually I think they can take you to court if they really want

[light lagoon]

Lame

[timber breach]

I AGREEE

[light lagoon]

Honestly fruit is overrated.. now smoothies r cute

[iron bone]

credit is stupid, and stupid important

[light lagoon]

I wouldn’t even know … my parents just do payment plans

Like they pay it over couple months

[iron bone]

yeah those require credit

[timber breach]

credit is fr important ngl,

[iron bone]

You have to have a decent credit to qualify for payment plans

a lot of the times hash

anyway*

[timber breach]

that require a credit score, just like buying a car does and owning a house

[light lagoon]

I didn’t know.. I thought their credit score is really bad

Maybe it’s not

[iron bone]

sometimes you can do a payment plan with bad credit but

the interest will be skyrocketed

[subtle cobalt]

all I want for Christmas is..!!!!

[timber breach]

in order to start a credit score, you have to get a credit card and make the payback payments on time

[light lagoon]

It depends if it’s worth it for ur situation

[iron bone]

Which basically means… this thing costs 10k. With good credit, it may cost 11k -12k over a payment play. With bad credit it’ll cost 17k-18k over time instead

[light lagoon]

Yh they prob make it back on time

[iron bone]

to explain it in simple terms

[buoyant portal]

U need to check the bedwars channel

[light lagoon]

Really? This sounds a lil extreme

Idk if it works like that here

[tulip owl]

Got a ghost ping in here

Interesting

[iron bone]

Our car was a 9k car and it costs 13k after credit and interest with a mediocre score.

[timber breach]

havent seen you in a hot minute LMAO

[iron bone]

not good not bad

[tulip owl]

Yup

[iron bone]

just a middle ground score

[timber breach]

✨ adult tings ✨

[subtle cobalt]

can we dm rq?

[timber breach]

may i ask why

[subtle cobalt]

Minecraft clients

[timber breach]

we can tal about that here

[subtle cobalt]

:D

[timber breach]

its on a minecraft topic

[subtle cobalt]

okay

question tho

[timber breach]

whats up

[subtle cobalt]

aren't they banneble

[iron bone]

Depends

[subtle cobalt]

I remember most of them not working on hive

[timber breach]

nope, unless you tamper with it

[light lagoon]

Wait what r those people with their hands up doing in games

[strange pike]

He’s alive 👀

[summer rover]

surrendering probably

[light lagoon]

Its like their a zombie and their hands r up at all times

[subtle cobalt]

omg I remember always wanting to get that type of skin but I was on mobile

[light lagoon]

Does this give them any benefit or is it just an aesthetic

[gilded veldt]

its a skin modification

[iron bone]

Some clients are considered hack clients, which are punishable yes. Some clients are not however and are simply utility like… oderso, flarial, or onix client. In which they do not give an advantage or modify your gameplay

[subtle cobalt]

aesthetic

[gilded veldt]

aesthetic

[light lagoon]

Ty

[gilded veldt]

np

[honest flint]

H

[iron bone]

let’s dm!

[timber breach]

most clients offer auto rq

[subtle cobalt]

which is the best for pvp

[subtle cobalt]

what's that

[iron bone]

Varies person to person

[timber breach]

you dont have to type it to queue a game

[iron bone]

I prefer oderso the most, but a lot of people live by flarial or onix

[timber breach]

it does it automatically when the game ends

[iron bone]

I need to contact you about your cars extended warranty…

[timber breach]

my car is paid off

[subtle cobalt]

I'll take a look to all of em
they're texture packs no?

[iron bone]

great. I need to contact you about refinancing of your car

Idk

[subtle cobalt]

I'll act like I understand that!!

[iron bone]

No they are not texture packs

[timber breach]

NOOOO

[iron bone]

They are actual clients

[timber breach]

automatically able to join a game

[subtle cobalt]

ohhh

[subtle cobalt]

I saw most of them on yt or tt are texture packs

[timber breach]

i use a texture pack alongside of it

[iron bone]

“Interested in selling your old, beat down car? Contact me at 1-800-000-0000 Today!!!” (this is a random business style phone number not my own or anyone’s here i’m sure)

[worldly swan]

Woahh your alive

[timber breach]

Kittyfault bc i like the hitting noise

[iron bone]

Idk I made my pack

[subtle cobalt]

time to report you for personal info sharing

sorry

[iron bone]

it’s just different versions of Marcus

[timber breach]

rigatoni pasta