🐝・hive-chat

[small eagle]

[sturdy needle]

Oh i was gonna say don't get it just get avatar deco

[real oak]

hala ash

[frank orbit]

damnn

[lone moat]

did we kiss n makeup

[sturdy needle]

They are permanent

[small eagle]

Bro

[plain rampart]

And i'm excisting

[sturdy needle]

LMAOOO

[vagrant harness]

Who’s ash

[small eagle]

😭😭

[sturdy needle]

[small eagle]

Anyways

[sturdy needle]

I'm kidding brah

[real oak]

nvm

[small eagle]

What are we gonna do with nitro

[sturdy needle]

They prolly will add another 7000 orb quest bro

[vagrant harness]

I’m joking 🥀🥀

[sturdy needle]

Idk match

Recommend

[real oak]

smh

[pure lily]

German thing to say there

[small eagle]

Alr

[hybrid mantle]

guys wheres egirl

[sturdy needle]

Yes I'll send pics tho u suck at finding

[inland sequoia]

hope so

[plain rampart]

Did i write it wrong?

[hybrid mantle]

istg its been 2 years since i last professionally talked to him

[small eagle]

[sturdy needle]

They will ong

[sturdy needle]

Aw

[frank orbit]

[sturdy needle]

[nova wind]

bro why is my pc showing up the bluescreen of death

[minor fog]

search your dms, probably find them there

[nova wind]

I'm cooked

[inland sequoia]

try asking your pc

[frank orbit]

check ur ram

[nova wind]

can't even open safemode

damn

[minor fog]

your pc is totally cooked

[nova wind]

lowkey part of me tells me to hard reset it

[frank orbit]

did u disable a vital windows process?

[nova wind]

I don't know man this morning I turned it on and it showed up

[frank orbit]

must be a power or ram issue

[nova wind]

will hard resetting it fix the issue

[frank orbit]

if it is a software problem it will

[minor fog]

probably not

[frank orbit]

if it is a hardware then it wont

[nova wind]

wallahi I'm cooked

[minor fog]

did your pc overheat?

[nova wind]

no lmao

[minor fog]

RAM issues usually

[nova wind]

idk what to do

[frank orbit]

try resetting ur pc

[brave matrix]

rip

[frank orbit]

but all ur data will yoik itself

[nova wind]

imma just wait for the real hero

my dad

[real oak]

woa

[frank orbit]

woahh

smh dad know how to fix everything

[nova wind]

real

[small eagle]

Chat

I got a banner

[frank orbit]

daMnn

[tropic birch]

yee ram issues usually

[frank orbit]

cool

[tropic birch]

if you see the BSOD you also see a cause

[lone moat]

so cute

[small eagle]

🫂

[nova wind]

is there a fix?

[minor fog]

nitro too pricey

[tropic birch]

turn the PC on, take a pic of the BSOD

then we can diagnose it

[lone moat]

[nova wind]

The error said "bad system config error" I'm pretty sure

[mellow junco]

Ya'll experience lag in Asia region? Anyone

[minor fog]

damn, you're actually tech support

[echo eagle]

🧍‍♀️hello yes im a woman

[frank orbit]

a scary woman

[minor fog]

lies

[echo eagle]

XD

[hybrid mantle]

Yeah dw everyone is bud

[tropic birch]

yep! I work in the field and literally am on the clock right now

[tropic birch]

google tells me about bad drivers or other corruption

[nova wind]

idk

[tropic birch]

you may want to create a bootable medium using another machine, then use that to repair it

[nova wind]

will hard resetting it fix?

[frank orbit]

BSOD mostly happen when there is a ram,power issue and when u disable a vital windows process

[tropic birch]

yes but your data, settings and locally saved progress will vanish

[nova wind]

actually I'm gonna wait for my dad to come

if there's no other way I'll just do it

[frank orbit]

that what happened to me

[tropic birch]

certainly

[tropic birch]

yeaaa
if only Windoof wasn't so... bad in general tbh

too many processes, telemetry, ads

[frank orbit]

yeye

[nova wind]

What's the minimum time for a hard reset

1h?

[frank orbit]

if ubuntu supported more apps

[tropic birch]

depends on the hardware and your internet speed

[frank orbit]

depends

[tropic birch]

valve is on it rn

[frank orbit]

oh dayumm

[tropic birch]

well not for ubuntu

[frank orbit]

why windows have so much bootware

[small eagle]

Some guy in hive chat said that 5.5 x 5.5 Is 10

[tropic birch]

ouch

[frank orbit]

must a 3 yr old

[real oak]

what

[small eagle]

Crazy

[small eagle]

Yea

[shrewd elbow]

I know this one bro it's 67

[tropic birch]

[timber niche]

[frank orbit]

btw gotham became a GM

[shrewd elbow]

What bro

[tropic birch]

who

[frank orbit]

levy

gothamchess

[rare patrol]

Hello clankers

[frank orbit]

nvm I only play chess ig

[spark geyser]

What's up with so many connectivity issues nowdays?

[valid igloo]

Taco Tuesday 🌮

[shrewd elbow]

Is your pfp from super sentai by any chance bro the helmet looks familiar bro

[brave matrix]

mb

[valid igloo]

it looks like power rangers

[rare patrol]

Shhhhhh, i just thought it looked cool

[sturdy needle]

Imma fix it brb

[shrewd elbow]

Power rangers is based on super sentai bro I like them both though

[rare patrol]

Wait the real question is how do you know that?

[valid igloo]

meow

[shrewd elbow]

I watch super sentai a lot bro my favourite sentai series is lupinrangers vs patrangers

[frank orbit]

mb fixing rn

[livid holly]

Why is hive so laggy

[valid igloo]

i thought everybody knew that...

[frank orbit]

fixing pls dont panic :p

[rare patrol]

Like with an h...?

[shrewd elbow]

No bro it's a kids show

[rare patrol]

Oh

[livid holly]

Ah okay

[valid igloo]

are u staff? meow?

[shrewd elbow]

Like power rangers bro

[rare patrol]

Oh right

[frank orbit]

hidden

[shrewd elbow]

Good guys fight monsters monsters die good guys celebrate bro

[rare patrol]

Yea

[brave matrix]

😭

[frank orbit]

dont panic it will get fix

[rare patrol]

Its from super sentai

Stay innocent

[valid igloo]

👾

[shrewd elbow]

Holy schmoely bro thanks for being a super sentai fan too bro

[valid igloo]

🐦‍🔥

[rare patrol]

Bro im SUCH a super sentai fan bro

I love the scenes

[shrewd elbow]

Who's your favourite character bro you have 10 seconds to answer bro

Mine is zamigo delma bro

[rare patrol]

Everyone

[shrewd elbow]

He's so cool I made him my @ bro

[shrewd elbow]

This is not a real true fan bro...

(I think bro)

[rare patrol]

Himitsu Sentai Gorenge

Is probably up there

[shrewd elbow]

Oh no way bro

[rare patrol]

Comon he is goated

[honest veldt]

Hi

Its me IlyesGamer23

[shrewd elbow]

Isn't that the shows title and not a character bro...

[honest veldt]

I changed my name

[shrewd elbow]

Hello Ilyesgamer67

[honest veldt]

Hello clanker deer67

Btw how do u like my new name?

[shrewd elbow]

It's pretty cool bro

[honest veldt]

Im planing to do a YT channel in like 2 3years idk

[shrewd elbow]

Good luck bro let me be your first subscriber bro

[honest veldt]

Ok

[small eagle]

Guys my friend got unmuted but can't write do yk how to fix

[honest veldt]

Leave rejoin

Same for me

[small eagle]

Alr

[vagrant harness]

who

[shrewd elbow]

@tawny idol

[honest veldt]

Its a app

@shrewd elbow

[small eagle]

Miku

[vagrant harness]

😭

[vagrant harness]

oh

[small eagle]

No he's my opp

[shrewd elbow]

[valid igloo]

[rare patrol]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.....?

[valid igloo]

the earth is spherical

[honest veldt]

Uhh

Idk

[shrewd elbow]

2394 bro

[rare patrol]

Bro its flat wdym

[brave matrix]

miku beamm?

[honest veldt]

The universe would Explode?

[spare stone]

Pls speed I need this

[small eagle]

No another miku

[shrewd elbow]

I can't let that happen bro

[small eagle]

Do you like my profile

[rare patrol]

Who are you bro😭

[shrewd elbow]

The strongest clanker there is bro

[brave matrix]

yes

[honest veldt]

Flat earther detected

[small eagle]

Ty

[trail echo]

meow

[rare patrol]

It is flat, there is a gain ice glaciers containing it

[honest veldt]

my Amethyst bee would do it then

[austere fiber]

🍪

[honest veldt]

Oh

Didnt know that

[shrewd elbow]

Worst pet ever bro my sakura fox would save the universe instead bro

[honest veldt]

U mean me?

Look at my profile

[shrewd elbow]

I didn't even notice that bro wowzers

[valid igloo]

if the earth was flat , ur weight would turn the earth sideways and everyone would slide off

[small eagle]

[gray bramble]

Hello

[honest veldt]

So i wouldnt save it LOL

[shrewd elbow]

I would, bro..

[honest veldt]

Ur a dear

I just need a shotg/n

[shrewd elbow]

Deers are cool bro

They're incredibly famous for being universal heroes bro

[small eagle]

[honest veldt]

I eat u

[carmine bobcat]

u da real art

[lucid basin]

haha ohheycreeper is muted

[honest veldt]

Ur Tag is from a eGirl server

[shrewd elbow]

My stickers won't load bro pretend I sent the clyde thumbs down sticker bro

[honest veldt]

Ok

[carmine bobcat]

u da real art

[honest veldt]

Then make a deal

I get to eat meat

And i let the universe k?

[shrewd elbow]

Ask hive giveaways bro

[honest veldt]

@tawny idol

[small eagle]

capy

No way

[honest veldt]

When next give away @tawny idol

[small eagle]

hello where's my money

[honest veldt]

Miku

[shrewd elbow]

I gave all of your money to the godzilla store bro

[small eagle]

What?

[honest veldt]

Nothin

[small eagle]

What bro

[austere fiber]

Alterrrr

[small eagle]

Hiii

[austere fiber]

heyyy

[shrewd elbow]

Yeah bro your money is toast bro

You're gonna have to gamble more bro

[small eagle]

Yo

[small eagle]

Not a problem

[glacial bough]

[inland sequoia]

uwu

[sturdy needle]

@shrewd elbow remember something?

[brave matrix]

ur unmuteddd

[glacial bough]

Yaass

[shrewd elbow]

My emo phase bro

[sturdy needle]

who knows if ur still are or not

[shrewd elbow]

Me bro I say no bro I'm a clanker now bro

[sturdy needle]

[shrewd elbow]

[cloud urchin]

I mean if it didnt I'd have dropped out long ago 😭

[light lagoon]

#📰・hive-updates message

though i’m not sure if that’s still going on

[mellow junco]

Oh okay

[abstract bramble]

Ello

[lucid basin]

hi

[late tangle]

Hi guys! I'm currently playing Capture the Flag on my second account. I need a team. I'm level 47 on my main account.

[lone moat]

meow

[frank orbit]

bark

[glass hornet]

[noble scaffold]

Bro this game is unplayable my ping so high

[light lagoon]

no cap

[sterile bone]

Har har har har har

[shrewd elbow]

Fnaf at freddy

[keen turtle]

Wht happened to asia region bro

[fierce vigil]

[fierce vigil]

#📰・hive-updates

[shrewd elbow]

They hate us bro

[keen turtle]

Oh bro

[shrewd elbow]

Na always surviving bro

[high mica]

Not all the time but we’re lucky this time(talking about NA players)

[keen turtle]

Bro

[keen turtle]

yes bro

[sterile bone]

[high mica]

Bascally spider man is in the movie

Joking

There needs to be a off topic channel

[sterile bone]

[shrewd elbow]

Freddy Fazbear will reprise his role in avengers doomsday

[sterile bone]

This one?

[shrewd elbow]

All of them bro

[inland sequoia]

[sterile bone]

[glass hornet]

oh hellloo

[glass hornet]

Freddy fazbearr

har harr har harr

[sterile bone]

It iss:3

Hruu

[glass hornet]

im dressing up to go see the movie

negl

[glass hornet]

im good hru

[glacial bough]

I thought that said “depressing” 😭

[light lagoon]

heyy

[real oak]

hi

[summer rover]

what

[glass hornet]

i mean

💀

[glacial bough]

[glass hornet]

[echo sierra]

[glass hornet]

[real oak]

[quasi citrus]

👽

[shrewd elbow]

👽

[inland light]

When will they fix hiv

[echo sierra]

e

[summer rover]

its been fixed

[austere fiber]

Its out of Hives control so nothing they can really do

[frank orbit]

hive should try to change their server providers ngl

[proper nest]

Hey guys There's a new title hub I saw It contains the total wins Where can I get it from?

[inland light]

I mean asia

[inland light]

Did they fix asia?

[summer rover]

you need to buy the december daily pass

because the gift expired

[keen crescent]

😂 ✌️

[summer rover]

no clue i dont play on there

[proper nest]

Oh 🥹

This is unfortunate

[nimble osprey]

im still not able to plsy hive can anyone tellme pls pls

pls

[sterile bone]

Nicee

I'm ok

[sterile bone]

ooo, have fun,already seen it myself

[proper nest]

Why were you bannad?

[feral birch]

uhm what happened to asian servers

[nimble osprey]

no i wasnt

its just not connecting

[proper nest]

So why couldn't you get in? I was just there.

I will try logging in again

[nimble osprey]

its stuck on connecting to external servers

[vestal estuary]

was the 1st daily gift for christmas at the tree

[nimble osprey]

ye

[vestal estuary]

unless u pay for the premium gifts pass u cant redeem the old gift anymore

[summer rover]

more likely to be your internet just not letting you connect

[valid igloo]

chicken jockey

[nimble osprey]

irs all fine tgo

my ping is high tho

[summer rover]

if you're using mobile data, i recommend switching to a wifi network

[nimble osprey]

i am nnot using md

its fine

hopefully it will be fix

[keen turtle]

67

[valid igloo]

meow

[proper nest]

The first title was Star Trek

@nimble osprey I was able to log in normally.

[keen turtle]

67!

[stable lintel]

what is happening with these servers dawg

im lagging so much

also I can only switch to asia servers

[uneven seal]

e

[austere fiber]

Its bc only the NA and AS region is currently available

[stable lintel]

what happenend to eu

[austere fiber]

EU is down due to provider issues

[stable lintel]

whos their provider

[keen turtle]

Congrats on maxing every single gamemode now get #1 all time in every single gamemode plz

[austere fiber]

OVH

[uneven seal]

No

[keen turtle]

:/

[stable lintel]

dang, any idea when it'll be back up?

[uneven seal]

I have a life

But I will max bedwars next

[keen turtle]

I thought sweats dont have a life

[keen turtle]

First to max?

[austere fiber]

Its at least stable not like yesterday
I mean yea it lags currently due to EU being down

Since its out of Hives control ig there is no ETA

[uneven seal]

Idk

[keen turtle]

Ok

[stable lintel]

ah that sucks

but thanks

[austere fiber]

👌

[stable lintel]

can I ask you what the MC marketplace in your bio is?

[austere fiber]

Its a website that lists every marketplace item from every creator ever released.
Since the start of the marketplace in 2018

[vagrant harness]

hive is maintenace rn?

[stable lintel]

ohh interesting

did you make it?

[austere fiber]

Yeps

[stable lintel]

wowww impressive

[austere fiber]

Playercount is stable so ig nah

[keen turtle]

Nah man

[austere fiber]

Its a hobby project im working on ^^

[nimble dagger]

Dead chat

[late spruce]

Does anyone know my hive is high ping now??

[shell steppe]

Guys, is The Hive back?? I'm from Brazil and I need to grind

[late spruce]

It has been high ping for really long

[rare panther]

The hive has been okay for me

[nimble dagger]

Same

[stable lintel]

i like it man

[nimble dagger]

NA and AS is currently available

[austere fiber]

Thanks

[verbal kite]

Rip asia🙏

[spring parrot]

😭😭

[nimble dagger]

NA and AS is available

[rare panther]

Can’t wait for mounts of mayhem update to release later

[west spade]

what

[light lagoon]

[regal salmon]

Only NA is available, IP for Asia redirects to NA

[verbal kite]

I cant join as, it just sends me back to na, even when using an ip

[wraith locust]

Hi

[verbal kite]

Yupp

[rare panther]

The update that’s on Minecraft

[west spade]

okay

[nimble dagger]

Working for me

[west raft]

Server ok???

[rare panther]

Only NA I believe

[west raft]

Ye checked it just bow

[valid igloo]

hibe

[west raft]

Wouldn't na be better ping? And it's alright

[valid igloo]

🔆 🌙

day and night

[valid igloo]

is that a chainsaw man pfp?

[spark geyser]

Dude it depends

[valid igloo]

⛓️ 🪚 👨

[spark geyser]

If you live in US na region will be great but in UAE, it really lags

[verbal kite]

UAE is in Asia obviously

But brazil is below NA

[shell steppe]

I always had issues with ping cuz i'm from SA and The Hive only has NA servers, but its okay. As long as been working lol

[nimble dagger]

Still no mm update

[glass hornet]

muahaha

[tardy coral]

Hello

[sterile bone]

Are u gonna be dressed up as a security gaurd or an animatronic orrr

[glass rose]

Hi

[glass hornet]

i have an entire mangle cosplay

[regal salmon]

EU

[glass rose]

Hi

[sterile bone]

ooo...how does that even work mangle is literally like 2 heads, hands, and feet and the rest is literally jst the endoskeleton

[glass hornet]

one of the heads is my arm, and then like my regular head and then i made the hands and feet with air dry clay and foammm the face is moveavle too

kinda like how the funtimes face open

if ykwim

[sterile bone]

ohhhh

I see

What are u gonna do for the body? Gray to represent the endoskeleton or what?

[raw seal]

Hi guys

👋

[glass hornet]

ima spray paint myself gray and then rip up a fuzzy white fox onezie

cause yeahh

[sterile bone]

That works:p

Enjoy the movie and have fun with the cosplay

[glass hornet]

i love fnaf so ik ill have a blast

[sterile bone]

[warm oriole]

cant wait to meet you

[sterile bone]

I have 5 exams

[light lagoon]

[stable lintel]

i think servers are back

im not lagging anymore

[light lagoon]

Idk I haven't rejoined since yesterday but what I do know Is cheaters are now starting to interact with your game

[sleek patio]

Wut

Im lagging like crazy

[light lagoon]

Had one raise my sensitivity to max to be unplayable and mess with my chat

Keeps making the PS5 keyboard show up and disappear making it difficult to send anything I literally had to spam enter on my keyboard

[vagrant harness]

eu is BACK

[stable lintel]

yeah no take it back

im lagging again

[stable lintel]

mhh pretty sure they can't do that

[sleek patio]

istg

I got one day to play💔that too with this

[keen turtle]

Holy i got 38947 ping

[sleek patio]

😻

Yum

[light lagoon]

I have a clip of them doing it

[keen turtle]

Ok

[spark geyser]

Atleast EU is now back
It's better than NA at least

[humble current]

[raw seal]

What happened to the Asian hub?

[spark geyser]

Idk it's in maintenance for so long

[keen turtle]

The best ping ever now i got 676712 ping

[fierce vigil]

ion

[humble current]

Heyo

[fierce vigil]

helloo

[crisp sapphire]

Hey was anyone gotten ban for a week cus of butterfly click ??

[fierce vigil]

heyyy

[crisp sapphire]

I just got it

[keen turtle]

1 WPS

[vagrant harness]

EU IS back

[fierce vigil]

aashel

[keen turtle]

hello guys im new

[fierce vigil]

hi new

[vagrant harness]

hai huv

[crisp sapphire]

I am on moblie and I don't hack pls help me anyone

I got banned

For no reason

[keen turtle]

Hax

Ig

[crisp sapphire]

Nah I swear

I don't do such things

[spark geyser]

Yes level 634 def a beginner player

[fierce vigil]

i'm new

i promise

[crisp sapphire]

Pls anyone

Help me

[fierce vigil]

appeal

[warm oriole]

im new

[crisp sapphire]

Where

Is that

[keen turtle]

Bcz im Hi! Im new! Im 1rd grade guy!

[fierce vigil]

#📩・help-me message

[spark geyser]

I'm so new here that the seal is intact

[fierce vigil]

i'm so new here i totally don't have 70k overall wins

[keen turtle]

Im the most newest hive player

[crude iron]

100 points for good defense

[warm oriole]

that crazy yo

[crude iron]

why you new here

[keen turtle]

How do i play skywars?

[brave matrix]

type /q ctf

[keen turtle]

Ok

next step?

[brave matrix]

:D

[spark geyser]

I heared if you scream skywars in your mic that could do to

[brave matrix]

then enter and you'll be able to play it

[fierce vigil]

/hub

[plain rampart]

I swear I saw you before. But apparently not

[keen turtle]

ok

[keen turtle]

yes

[spark geyser]

It worked??

[warm oriole]

i just joined today

[brave matrix]

:D

[warm oriole]

nice to meet you

[keen turtle]

ok

[plain rampart]

That’s not true

[keen turtle]

yes

[keen turtle]

yes

[plain rampart]

Do you say anything besides yes and ok?

[fathom tendon]

Hi

Hi

[warm oriole]

whats up dude

[keen turtle]

Yes ok

[plain rampart]

Cool

[keen turtle]

Ok

[plain rampart]

Yes

[keen turtle]

Ok

[lone moat]

meow

[keen turtle]

yes

[lone moat]

how many wins should i get today

[keen turtle]

ok

[lone moat]

great talk

[summer rover]

6 or 7

[fierce vigil]

If you don’t have Hive Ultimate, don’t even look in my direction—peasants shouldn’t mingle with royalty. It’s called Hive Ultimate, not Hive Barely-Getting-By. Come back when your loadouts sparkle and your flex isn’t just emotional damage.

[warm oriole]

setting the bar too high twin

[lone moat]

67!!!🤣🤣🤣

[keen turtle]

ok

[spark geyser]

Hi I'm Hive Ultimate

[keen turtle]

are we being fr rn

[lone moat]

imy come back

[lone moat]

no

[keen turtle]

yes

[keen turtle]

ok

[lone moat]

hiii

[lone moat]

tysm

[keen turtle]

hive are we being fr rn like i cannot join asia region

[keen turtle]

ok

[keen turtle]

yes

[lone moat]

just join na

[lone moat]

yes

[fierce vigil]

@summer rover take notes

[summer rover]

just try harder

[lone moat]

no

[summer rover]

what notes

of how to be late for a copy pasta?

[keen turtle]

no

[topaz cloud]

hmm

[fierce vigil]

whyyy

what did i do?

[tribal heart]

uustitch — 14:44
lvuney — 11:26
yall are seriously immature, copy chains? yall should get a job. in the big 2025??? grow up dude, i bet y'all are just copypasting 67 all over social media.

[timber grove]

oh no, the chat is back

[humble current]

[tribal heart]

run

[fallen prism]

Everything ok?

[keen turtle]

Go ahh ahh chaos ahh ahh chaotic ahh ahh!

[minor fog]

same, I wish this chat was dead all day

[tribal heart]

no im depressed

[frank orbit]

is asia

[fallen prism]

The chats been back on a few long hours ago

[timber grove]

To where 😭

[keen turtle]

Ok

[humble current]

Not hypers

[fallen prism]

I hope everything will me ok 😊

[frank orbit]

where is the duck?

[timber grove]

I was busy doing basic human life things

[fierce vigil]

ION

[timber grove]

(Sleeping)

[humble current]

Twilight zone for now

[humble current]

HELO

[tribal heart]

u should host some hive esports

[humble current]

Why

[fierce vigil]

fun

[tribal heart]

why not

[humble current]

My hosting skills lack

[fallen prism]

Cool

[tribal heart]

we need hive esports for entertainment

[humble current]

Abt to be as good as streamer awards hosting

[fierce vigil]

dw just bring as many people to a such project it will work

[keen turtle]

Goo ahh ahh crazy ahh ahh nah

[fierce vigil]

i took a pill in ibiza

peak song

[daring orbit]

sigma sigma boy sigma boy bata bata belo bata boy bata boy

[narrow olive]

old song

[daring orbit]

nuh uhhhh

[fierce vigil]

like you

[daring orbit]

im in school gramps

ff

ff

[summer rover]

just queue skywars they already act like its esports over there

[narrow olive]

back in my day

[keen turtle]

Who are from indiaphilippines

[summer rover]

not me

[fierce vigil]

no we need actual hive esports

[summer rover]

that would kill the server imo

[fierce vigil]

what happened to hive swarms bro

[summer rover]

eaten by me

[fierce vigil]

bro

you suck omg

[vagrant harness]

67nads

[timber grove]

so there was a ballistic missile

[frank orbit]

oh

[thick solar]

hey guys

whos ready to be shot

[fierce vigil]

ME ME ME

[timber grove]

i'm not ready yet

i was ready yesterday, i'm not anymore

[thick solar]

ok

[thick solar]

uhh too bad

get shot anyways

pew pew

[timber grove]

🕯️ 🎗️

[keen turtle]

When Bedwars Season 4 comes out?

[humble current]

December 19th

[fierce vigil]

ion

[keen turtle]

2026?

ok confirmed 2026 december 19th!

[humble current]

Mey

[fierce vigil]

sending smth in dms rq

[frank orbit]

if bw season 4 came out on 12

[pallid mantle]

this year or the next

[timber grove]

CONFIRMED!

September will stay as a month in 2026

[small edge]

This year

[eternal solar]

Hlo

[keen turtle]

do Pixel gift

[humble current]

This year

[keen turtle]

no!

[strange wraith]

Me still stuck at lv.41

🥀

[keen turtle]

Lvl 100 alrdy

[small edge]

Yes I do

[thick solar]

3 seasons of bedwars before mm update 🥀

[keen turtle]

i swear to god if bw s5 on December 26th

and bw s6 on December 29th

bw s7 on December 31st

[vagrant harness]

nah

im quitting

[tribal heart]

and gravity gets deleted in jan 1st

[eternal solar]

Is there any player who's in mmc?

[austere fiber]

Where are you getting this information from?

[clear bane]

Nowhere because it's not true lol

[twin vapor]

guys hive so laggy rn???

[clear bane]

Which region do you usually play on?

[austere fiber]

Splodger always here to help
But i figured

[twin vapor]

asia

[eternal solar]

Fr

Same

[fiery dune]

asia and europe is down rn

[tribal heart]

dang it

[frank orbit]

I am lvl 36

[minor fog]

why is asia so laggy?

[clear bane]

Asia is currently down, and you'll be playing on another region, so your latency will likely be a little higher than usual

[minor fog]

I can't play because of the extremely high ping

[clear bane]

We hope to have Asia back up soon, there's more info over in #📰・hive-updates

[frank orbit]

if my birthday is on 12th dec will u wish me

[twin vapor]

1000ms isnt a little higher

[clear bane]

I understand, and we do apologise for the inconvenience. We aim to have Asia back up and running again ASAP

[twin vapor]

ah ok

[frank orbit]

gng it's hive server provider problem

[wraith locust]

It's fine ur goat 🐐

[half moth]

yes its laggy

[austere fiber]

Any news about EU?

[frank orbit]

not the hive

[eternal solar]

😇

[twin vapor]

btw i've been seeing many hackers lately

[half moth]

in bedwars there almost in every round 1 hacker

[rare panther]

Damn

[summer rover]

then they delete ctf and add prestige to sg

[half moth]

bro im grinding for leaderboard but i cant bc of them

gravity is dead

[twin vapor]

yup

[summer rover]

not really, i use it everyday

[proper ginkgo]

Sup guys

[half moth]

im playing every day bedwars

so ok

[rare panther]

Are they deleting some of the games on the server??

[kind swift]

opinions on the 67 win celebration

[kind swift]

no?

[austere fiber]

I think that would be a good time to take some distance from MC until the servers are running properly again

[half moth]

nah bro

[rare panther]

I’m in school btw

[half moth]

i have to get on the season 3 lb

[rare panther]

It’s tuff

[half moth]

top 100

[fallen prism]

I bought it yesterday best choice in my entire hive history

[summer rover]

yes everything is getting replaced by sg and they are making a survival games skyblock where theres 67 players

[frank orbit]

why not top 67

[left igloo]

Y'all who knows what you can do with nitro

[frank orbit]

no

[half moth]

boost the server idk

[rare panther]

I hope they don’t delete some of the games i love

[summer rover]

if only discord had a section dedicated to discord nitro which tells you what it does..

[half moth]

shut up

[left igloo]

I don't know where that is

[eternal solar]

? What happened

[left igloo]

Love that tag tho

[summer rover]

on the same page where you buy it 😭🙏

[summer rover]

thank you so do i

[half moth]

anyone here who is lvl 100 in bedwars?

[summer rover]

no

[glass hornet]

[rare panther]

I’m level 31

[half moth]

need good mates

[eternal solar]

Nw

[summer rover]

im level 67

[eternal solar]

I'm 51

[rare panther]

Tuff

[half moth]

bro 67 is almost dead

[summer rover]

no it will be around for another 6 maybe 7 months

[half moth]

bruh

[eternal solar]

Eehhh

[tribal heart]

and then they delete sg right after

[half moth]

@tribal heart nop

[summer rover]

wow

[tribal heart]

[fierce vigil]

yes please

[tribal heart]

hns prestige 75

[fierce vigil]

yes

please

[spark geyser]

It's back

[rare panther]

Winter break starts on the 24 (Christmas Eve) for me

[elfin fossil]

the hive literally took a winter break

....asia has only 108 players

[light lagoon]

[minor fog]

RIP Hive asia

[shrewd elbow]

Praying for it to go down to 67

[twin vapor]

lmao

[ornate void]

i completed an anime series and its still not back up

[small eagle]

Gurt: yo

[cloud tinsel]

I believe all Asia players are currently being redirected to NA due to connectivity issues

[elfin fossil]

yeah i still have 298 ping on skywars

[summer rover]

same bro

[cloud tinsel]

Yo: gurt

[shrewd elbow]

Thanks bro

[summer rover]

what about on sg

[twin vapor]

yo can u force join to asia using ip address?

[summer rover]

no broblem bro

[small eagle]

🪀

[cloud tinsel]

If you're AS I'd recommend switching to EU for slightly better ping

[elfin fossil]

i think cs can do that tho

[spark geyser]

It redirects back to NA

[twin vapor]

oh

[elfin fossil]

.

[calm pine]

Nope as the whole region is down 👍

[summer rover]

try it and tell us how it goes

[elfin fossil]

oh rip

so not even cs goes to asia

[nimble osprey]

for those who couldnt join Asia rn: ca.hivebedrock.network

[ornate void]

eu is up? why is it not in my /region list then

[rare panther]

Is it only NA region up still?

[nimble osprey]

Yup

[summer rover]

pretty sure it isnt

[nimble osprey]

JOIN NA GUYS

[elfin fossil]

it still force queue you into na lobbies

[nimble osprey]

JOIN NA

[spark geyser]

It is

[summer rover]

that is the na region ip

[nimble osprey]

YUP

[nimble osprey]

ca.hivebedrock.network

[cloud tinsel]

It shows up for me, IDK if it's just visual

[nimble osprey]

wt

[ornate void]

how many players does it show

[nimble osprey]

11000

[summer rover]

try joining it then

[cloud tinsel]

Almost 5k

[rare panther]

💀🥀

[nimble osprey]

ok guys bye

[summer rover]

ok bye

[elfin fossil]

joining eu rn :/

[nimble osprey]

i did my job to tell u

[rare panther]

Bye

[elfin fossil]

350 PING

WHAT

[nimble osprey]

my 30 ping

[summer rover]

😭😭

[nimble osprey]

:))))

[elfin fossil]

how do i have 350 ping on eu

i have 300 ping on NA lmao

[nimble osprey]

idk

[cloud tinsel]

[spark geyser]

I'm in

[summer rover]

na region servers are closer to you than eu region servers ig

[twin vapor]

asia is online bruh*

[ornate void]

ok bro

[twin vapor]

5k on eu

[rare panther]

It’s so damn hot in the cafeteria

[elfin fossil]

im light years away from both regions

[winter stump]

How has the hive fallen so low the support team is useless i never got banned until the hive changed they appeal system idk what they did but they just ban u for nothin say u violated the rules with no explanation like what am I supposed to do this server really is trash now zeqa might be better rn just cause there support team works

[summer rover]

yeah, but you're still closer to the na servers than eu servers

[ornate void]

🔥

[summer rover]

allat

[hybrid cedar]

Wsp

[tribal heart]

p

[elfin fossil]

where is the eu server located tho

[summer rover]

france

i believe

[merry fulcrum]

Hive asia ping is wonky what's up w that

[rare panther]

I remembered that I was in Asia for my summer vacation

[summer rover]

no clue maybe check #📰・hive-updates

[elfin fossil]

it probably throws you into na lobbies

[main sluice]

France

[austere fiber]

🇫🇷

[elfin fossil]

im closer to france than na

[rare panther]

I’m in na

[elfin fossil]

maybe the internet cables are worse there lnmao

[summer rover]

oh yeah thats because i ate them

i forgot about that

[main sluice]

Our geo sends Europe and Africa to EU, rest of the world to NA

[light lagoon]

Heloo

[merry fulcrum]

Right

[fierce vigil]

me

[iron bone]

🎉🎉

[rare panther]

Can’t wait for mounts of mayhem to release later

[tired fractal]

Toothless eats bread

[sturdy needle]

What's that

[abstract harness]

I eat concrete

[light lagoon]

[tired fractal]

Buy me bread

[light lagoon]

Bread

only 7.99

[rare panther]

It’s the upcoming Minecraft update that Mojang is releasing later

[tired fractal]

7.99 cents is a good price

[light lagoon]

Get over it

bread is bread

[devout garnet]

There's free bread in our server, what are you doing? 😭

[tired fractal]

Bread is such an amazing thing

[light lagoon]

So real

we wouldve died

[tired fractal]

I need aldi bread. But it costs money 😔

[light lagoon]

heres 10$

[devout garnet]

I see

[light lagoon]

ill go get fries brb

[light lagoon]

be careful bro they might slime you

[sleek patio]

Guess I have to play on cubecraft 💔

Because hive is 💔💔

[fathom dust]

Stealing all the bread I see

[small eagle]

Breb

[devout garnet]

but we also share it all with friends

[visual plover]

this flashlight spits taters

[fathom dust]

[devout garnet]

bread for you friend 🍞

[devout garnet]

for you as well 🍞

[tired fractal]

Ok ok!! I will eat dinner now! Im only 4 hours late

[devout garnet]

go eat! eating is very important

I hope everyone here has already eaten today :)

[small eagle]

Oh no

[tired fractal]

I ate a² sandwich today :)
(a² = 2 a's, which equals 2x of the following item mentioned )

[devout garnet]

me when I see math

[light lagoon]

i did NOT get fries

[olive rover]

does anyone have a build compitition i can participate in but has no prizes

[small eagle]

W speed

[iron bone]

One reddit user says: (that’s as far as i’m going with the joke you said you knew the reddit post the other day)

😭

I just got that stupid video

[main sluice]

hahahahaha

that one is gold

[iron bone]

“how many usbs does my motherboard have?” “one reddit user says: “———-“

💀

Don’t wanna get in trouble so the dashes will work 😭

if someone looks into it that’s their fault

[iron bone]

I love this stupid video I have seen it in the past but it just came back up on my feed

[summer rover]

peak

[iron bone]

Always great when a treasure comes back on your feed after a while

[warm oriole]

"those who know 💀" ahh conversation

[iron bone]

Yep

[iron bone]

this is how a lot of convos between me and Clank end up going

[mystic valve]

Goodmorning chat

[proper ginkgo]

Morning

[main sluice]

https://updates.playhive.com/p/charity-auction-golden-ticket-lifetime-hive-all-cosmetics

who here likes charity

[warm oriole]

every time i get a pop up asking if i want to add an extra $2 to donate i always click no, so yeah sure i love charity

[bold arch]

That's Awesome! I am intrigued how high people go 👀

[summer rover]

time to take out a bank loan and go into debt

[devout garnet]

fr, I wonder how much people are willing to bid for that, but it's sweet that The Hive is doing something like this.

[worldly swan]

[bold arch]

Gives Charlie and The Chocolate Factory Vibes the golden ticket does

[warm oriole]

the people who win get to visit hive hq

[main sluice]

nobody deserves to have to go to England

[frank orbit]

W clank

[hybrid mantle]

I do

[warm oriole]

what about english people

[simple ember]

does anyone know when hive auction ends

[somber grail]

Isnt that just in splodgers basement?

[simple ember]

the date

[iron bone]

I think I should get a golden ticket for being the good Hat Man Marcus

💀

[summer rover]

people will find a way to complain about this somehow

[low girder]

Hola amigos

[warm oriole]

god it's unfair because only generous rich people can win 😡

[iron bone]

How dare I not get the golden ticket 😡😡😡 type complaints

[somber grail]

Im Batman u fake

[main sluice]

🗣️ they got time to help children in hospitals but not for the murder mystery update REEEEEE

[iron bone]

someone will put in $2 and be like “UGH! WHY DID I NOT WIN?!?!?” and then start claiming it’s rigged

[calm pine]

[somber grail]

💀

[arctic crane]

What is this

[outer lark]

Clankmas but I’m poor

I can’t win the auction

Wathful will win

[somber grail]

Readdd itttt

[warm oriole]

can you promote my charity next

[main sluice]

does it benefit your wallet

[arctic crane]

How much does it cost

[warm oriole]

it benefits paying off my student loans

[arctic crane]

Something like 10k minecoins?

[warm oriole]

and my wallet

[iron bone]

Can we promote my charity of santa hat giving

[somber grail]

It’s for charity

[summer rover]

did you miss the part where it said "auction"

highest bidder wins

[somber grail]

Whoever pays the most gets the ticket

[coral hamlet]

i can offer $14

[somber grail]

[devout garnet]

I think you'll win :3

[real oak]

h i b e e e e e e e e

[coral hamlet]

[devout garnet]

[somber grail]

Nah some people are gonna break out big bucks trust

[vestal field]

Wait so that means not everyone gets the ticket?

[arctic crane]

I bet it's gonna get more than 5000$

[iron bone]

No

[devout garnet]

I'll bid 15$ and win against thunder

[iron bone]

It’s a 1 time highest bidder gets it

[somber grail]

Nah

[iron bone]

1 person ever

[arctic crane]

One person in the whole world

[somber grail]

[iron bone]

Exciting!

[coral hamlet]

How dare

[iron bone]

someone’s gonna drop like $3k

[devout garnet]

[iron bone]

I already know it

Good for the charity though!

[clear bane]

One person will win the auction, the highest bidder

[devout garnet]

[proper ginkgo]

I mean there’s still the yt ranks

[outer lark]

WathfulTheMiner

[somber grail]

Im tellin ya

[iron bone]

Charity Time!

I think it’s good! Help the children’s hospitals!

[outer lark]

I’m about to donate my kidney for all the costumes

[vernal shore]

Seattle children's bouta get millions

[vestal field]

Does the person get also like the cubee or rock pet for example or only what the hive store is selling so far?

[arctic crane]

3k dollars for charity from one person
Crazy

[iron bone]

good stuff

[iron bone]

Not surprising

[proper ginkgo]

Def not rock pet

[warm oriole]

Hello yes Chase bank I would in fact like to take out a loan

[outer lark]

I believe it said all items except monthly costumes and level up cosmetics

[iron bone]

If you watch markiplier charities and similar it would have that sometimes

[clear bane]

Only those cosmetics sold on the Hive Store

[vestal field]

I see

[proper ginkgo]

But I doubt rock pet or any other April fools

[iron bone]

so that means.. no ender wings from the plushie

[proper ginkgo]

[arctic crane]

No seasonal?
No ticket passes?

[iron bone]

Luckily! I already have those 😈😈😈