#🐝・hive-chat
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everyone is jealous of Hat Man Marcus
dang it that was my second guess
ew why is the icon blue
so anyway what is sharp cheese and why is it sharp
only thing i can be jealous for is that u enjoy boring games
yeah
its not brijgn
i wanna scream and shout and let it all out, scream and shout and let it out
next time I'll try to not be a fox but no promises
hell yeah good song
ive good music taste
OH WEeee OH WEeee OH WEeee OH (the bot is not gonna like this message bc of caps)
Can you even gift it ?
hell yeah get it marcus
dont talk back to purble place lovers
lol
I listen to parodies of gangsters paradise I have the greatest music taste of anyone ever

gift what
The premium gift pass
oml South Park ❤️ ❤️
is that the holiday thing that came up or is that the other one
Someone should gift me that
Just came out
Can you gift it ?
yall if my eye hurts does that mean im going blind
ik, but like at the mail boxx it says holiday bundle or smthn, thats the other one right
ew
I think the winter one
Probably
idk cuz i have both
no it just means you're dying
ah
I like the pet for day one with the premium pass
omg the penguin is so cute
its like a ball
of penguin
cant blv purble place haters exist
is there hub titles within it too or is it js like hives version of custom cosmetics and then the gamemode stuff
I exist
idk what the game is but
Im here
ok ive expended all of my quick wit I think it's time to do something else
Ikr i called my penguin "global warming"
no idea
holy lose
what
nooooooooooooooooooo monnyys
@coral hamlet is the new present thing giftable?

Premium pass or whatever
twin
hai
Yeah it costs 11 gift tokens
hyd kiddo
good wbu granny
I was okay until I read the wordgranny
believe so
Hello bees
L
you've officially lost a piece of ur childhood 🥀
arent u like not far behind buddy...
I dont remember my childhood anyway bro
we dont talk about that
yeah old kid
bros actin like hes 60 or sm
Qight bet
Ty helper
no like I actually dont remember it 😭

what I had to finish my Italian stromboli
also being the funniest guy in the room is hard work
sorry your what
❌
as the funniest guy in the room, I can say its pretty hard
Phas likes stomboli
it's a lot like a calzone
yeah what he said
thats confused me more, dumb it down ive got software stuff stuck in my head rn
ive been staring at the same 130 page google doc for 6 hours man
A sandwich?
alzheimer lookin ahh
yeah man I ate a whole volcano
I'll buy it on the 8th i think
dude
sounds nice, imma get subway tomorrow
had to blow on it before I took a bite
Do you want it ?
Ermm yea
the volcao?
i do pls gift it to my alt thanks pooks
are all of your subways staffed by Hispanic people or is that just the US
the passport
passport is crazzy bro where we flying
home duh
google translator ._.
nah well kinda but the one beside uni has indian people working there
im done with this here country its givin me ants in mah pants
There you got it now leave hive discord and never RETURN
i know a guy
tyhanks you casuals
I thought the Hispanics of Europe would be like Baltic or Slavic people
Mods this guy is begging please mute him
but I am a dumb murican so what do I know
quite the contrary, they never leave their countries

weird
mods this guy begs me to carry him in bw ban him for boosting
Mods this guy cant even carry himself please ban him
mods please have a clearly posted sign stating the definition of a stromboli
im sat at level 94 STILL
Aint no way ur not max
ist literally a volcano
27 xp from 95 tho so we chillin
u my friend are not a mod
Im the president
the president is also not a mod
gained a whole level in like 2 months im crazy
can you believe i got prestige 5 before with this lack of motivation
I've gained a whole 0 ground wars levels in the past year and it's my main gamemode how wild is that
I just dont see any reason to grind lvls just to get the same rewards
bros not german to say "ist" ☃️🥶
genuine typo
🇩🇪🥶🗣🔥
i just used the wings for the first time and it killed me 😭
Germany cold speak fire what does it mean
@kindred compass stop pinging me in that dead server dude
anyone sw duos (german , vc)
maybe like an ice dragon or sm
ok
exactly thats why i aint doing pres 5 for bw id still keep the tw title on 😭
unsweat urself
you tell him
its not tuff to be a sweat
😍
why
i read the sentence in a german accent because of the ist
Guys i’m staring at the cutest thing ever
because
lemme guess you're level 20
🤤
yeah @glossy pumice
no I'm fox on hive
.
ur supposed to ping catch for that he's the real sweat
monnyys carry me to the funny number on lb
i think clud might be a gw enjoyer
she’s so adorable i’m literally dying
because?
i get that alot
i like women
shut
@gilded veldt do u agree
so i unsweat my self cuz u like women
can’t catch nothin
im actually offended
maybe
Good
i hope you never complete apoc 3
already have
i think ur pfp is beautiful
I agree
how many times
I dont
One solid time against a deo
ok cuz i wont
bc they are slow :)
LMAO
hmmmmmm
I don’t play anything but prof
is ur xbox username Marcus?
do you grind levels or
totally
Nah
i see
i play prof with friends 13.63x by myself
yall im thinkin of makin a game called make a trojan, where u have to code a trojan and send it to someone
bro that is so rare in 2025 (2026)
I don’t play by myself
💀💀
yeah me neither now that im prestige 16 😭
its so much effort now
I don’t really enjoy the game as much now
i havent played mm in forever bro im so delayed 😱
yeah same its kinda boring when i can do spin around a picnic bench and know the ghost a lot of the time
asylum*
lol
I used to climb on the bookshelves in highschool and it was a safe spot
i know
Highschool rework hopefully eventually
it’s my fave
i think all will eventually get one
Fair
I mean I think for a small map it looks good
grafton and bleasdale will always be peak tho
yeah their reworks aare fire
nvm
😭
me but in elementary 😔
i’m talking about a game
oh im taling about irl
stop 😭
I tried doing that
worse thing ever
it fell on top of me
probably an oni
mimic 😮
not demonologists 🥲
me too mi mis go crazy
Oh wait thank you so much 😭🫶🏻 i have 2 tokens do you want something (i'm poor 💔)
I still have 22 left its chill
gimme some
HAHAH
@rotund crypt hop on phas
See im nice!
Crazy to say that Flame Frags was a hive YouTuber before him being this big SMP guy
You aren’t boring stop saying such words to yourself
Fr??
wait ur right that's crazy
And that we’re also his first 4 - 6 or sum videos
Yeah never knew it until now bc some vid
Also he was kinda an SkyWars sweat
He was lvl 32
Now it’s nothing but then that would’ve been very crazy to compare
Now I’m kinda asking myself imagine he never started playing Java mainly
And would’ve been a more bedrock sided content creator
Oh coooll
congrats to her
I will let her know you said that
Just came back from school

no chance you've still kept the name marcus
whilst ive been redacted to Z4lqs
Yall ever genuinely take a 50 minute poo

wheres my invite
tomorrow go get it
bet
When swarms will come out guys
a question I've asked myself so many times
@idle bridge stop complainign dnc oem chacke fithnfs
what
it looks great
Gus... Why....
nice banner cludfr
what
its missing something
thank u kid
I had a storke
what is it misisng
still having one apparently
bye
me n my penguin
a stronk
😭
no one cares abt u and ur pgneugin
what an ugly looking banner
shut u[p
excUSE ME
@kind rune lets photo bomb their banner
u should shut down
1 look for a safe place
no
2 dont worry stop and wait
relax
3 look all around and listen before you cross the road remember
4 let all the traffic pass you
5 then walking across you
6 keep watching thats the safe cross code
LMAPP
meow
honda gang
im screaming
thanks
why is it zoomed in on my favce
i like my banner
excuse me what
sky complained we were too far away
yur abvsolutely horrible at thios
so i zoomed in
now theres no you there is juts me.
zoomed in so close i can see your wrinkles
i bet @vital mural does
aww I like ur banner
i can count them too
bro whos the random in the middle in ur banner
ur like 10 times older than me kid
shut the HELL up
@fallen aspen im irish translate your status for me cuz it all left me since 6th year
Clank redid it lol
scotland forever
ah
oh god @fallen aspen @surreal scarab you are the two guys arguing abt some weird band thru my dms
kneecap 🔥
yes
has the first gift came out yet
oh yeah i remember
yeah i know of em never listen to em
neither theyre more of a statement group than anything
gf loves them
yeah
I love when my favorite band called peanut butter nd jelly sandwich comes to town
most irish girls do its insane
but also I am just marcus ill always be marcus
@safe wadi u like our banner kid
what about apple and tart
the hell are we talking about bro 😭🙏
kneecap
oh fr? @main sluice permission to take on the role of "if possible" for my Christmas gift of December please
I feel left out
nah
wow what
i googled lithuanian bands
Nah ✋
why
don’t call me bro 😭 🙏
why do they have stupid names
I don't want marcus
says kneecap fan.....
Hiperbolė
"if possbe" best name
My username is just Marcus 😁
LMAOA
Ez pz
7 liepos
thats my birthday
yay
we didnt ask
well actually
@idle bridge ur ugly and not smart hope this helps
@idle bridge i hate you
it worked
oh no


Hello
vhat

@fallow fern me
@fallow fern for @fallen aspen's burgers
maybe*
ur not funny
hello maybe
I too want to be paid so I can get the daily pass
ok how much
me too
idk all ik is he eats a lot
Also my keyboard shipment keeps getting delayed! Its out for delievery and estimated 3:45-6:45 and now its been bumped back to 5:15-7:15 ugh
dont ask questions just buy the burgers
bro
This is so frustrating
its literally not even 2h ull live bro
By time I get it it will be to late to even do an unboxing video tonight 🙁
I have waited a week already
I hate ordering online
u can wait 2 extra hours twin
I am impatient
mood
£28.5
did u actually calculate this sounds fake
first it was 3:45, then it was 4:00, then 5:00, now its 5:15
oh wait u did
what is amazon doing thats making it delay so muchh
she took so longto use a calculator bro
skilk issue
ehe is ahving a stronk
robert ⚫ _ ⚫
is amazon delivering it or is it a different carrier
it says amazon

I do NOT
are youbsure 
YES
why did u take so long to get back to dc then 🤔 💩
Hi
Hello
meow
@hasty rampart Lets sleep in my basement together xx
Hi
hi
hi
hm
Asmr girl you gotta show them whats up
They cant keep delayin ur orders like this 😭
Throw hands
Throw hands bruh I’m telling ya
My katana has yet to even get on the shippin plane
And I ordered that on the tenth of november
knuckle sandwich
The overall wins hub title..?
You get it
ohh oki ty !
absolutely
You’re smart, I like that
Regular or premium?
they don't call me einstein reincarnate for nothing
Yo Clankstar sort me out with a job at hive games
Geniuses are born, not made they say
That’s me
I’ll be needing you to unmute me whenever I do sum diabolical
For funsies
Alright
no me fr tho
indeed
I am already the Hive leader tho
W mans u got my back
W
So I already have those powers
Where was this guy at my month mute
can i get an autograph
Turtle <——
i havent bought premuim yet is it worth it
idk
ur late Pancakes V
Okay
do i finish this hw early or do i try beating night 5 in fnaf 4 💔
if u finish hw u have more time to finish the fnaf
the first gift is a pet
which pets are usually like $5 on their own the pass is $10 and you still have all the other gifts so
you decide
u right, im only gonna be productive bc my phone is dead rn
lol
what is it tho
bc i didnt win any giveaway i might just see if i should just buy the ticket myself 💔
Hi
Im tied of watching unstable, donut and strenght smp are the other smp with great content ?
🇸🇮
idk
have you considered searching though?
Hello
Guys im going to crashout because WHY was my package delayed ANOTHER 15 minutes to 5:45
??? What is going on!
No
I want to too but I cant afford it right now.
😉
meow
I swear you've said that before
Does anyone know a way to enjoy bw w/o sweats
become the sweat
I would never want to invoke such a desire upon others
uhh
#makebedwarsfunagain
dadas baby
there's 5 types of bw players: the bad-at-the-game, the sweat, the playing with sweat, the sweat hater, and the closet cheater
tysm
🥺🍼🧸

sometimes the closet cheater is the one playing with the sweats!
Delightful Derek
U can mix n match
😭
My package is still 9 stops away
Closet cheaters are usually bad at the game
I am going insane
omg girl literally
Usually
But sometimes if they combine enough cheats it makes up for not having skill
Build-Your-Own 😭
Its so annoying
They delayed it 5 times and its STILL 9 stops away
its been out for delivery since
10:30 am
its now 5:34 PM
i say rob their house
HAHA
@olive coral
🤣
hello beautiful
BAHAHAHAHAHA
hi 


Ur Not Real
that’s me if you even care
-1
have flowa
why thank you
np
HANNAHH
i don’t shoot

hib leob
im currently speaking to bgf in the hive chat
thats the lowest ive ever been in life
billy goat fan
can i chat
only u
@short remnant 😂 😆


can’t believe i’m still getting snow traps to work in 2025
just wait till 2026 pal
got snow trapped once last year :(
actually lost my marbles
like how did i forget about it
Nah
i too got one to work
hi I'm lucky
Yeah...
Hi i am not lucky
hi not lucky
i’m like 4 for 5 it’s crazy
no? ur lvcky
Hi
I'm @flat pivot
No
Oh
I am the one who Knocks
Hi
@granite pivot
Is it present time in 2 mins?
Hi
Hi
this daily gift was mid
How are you
The throwable looks very good
I am ok hbu
#📰・hive-updates my heart stopped i thought bw S4 got released
The throwable?
yes
where’s the dipping sauce?
Its cute
Mb I drank it
let me see it
Hell yeah
Uhhh, I think you gotta ask Hive Bot to blow up a Bee Hive first
Wait, how can you call it mid if you've never seen it? 
cuz i can 
@sand dock
That's not how it works-

December every other Daily
hive-chat am i right
Hi
Without the pass ye
Yurp
What are your thoughts on turning a deer into a chair, and calling it a Cheer?
Dhair
Indeed
Now keep that in the back of your mind
Some Frosty penguin told me to tell you
R u na mister bnoob
yes
Thank you for sharing
Frosty wants people to know about the idea of the Cheer, or Dhair
Bnoob help me
Dhair > Cheer
Dhair works
What do I play on hivemcpexd
My goat
..frosty the snowman?
rip I missed yesterday's gift
The penguin
Frosty the penguin
Hive pet
aww man
How can you copyright a snowman?

Your momma so fat when her bp goes up, people think shes backing up
I don't have access pass unfortunately
thats just how it be
Nobody said Hive can't take inspirations from a movie we all (probably) know 🚨
I need everything
what about their own creations

Dhair would be a unique creation, no?
would be
Hi
What would it be made out of? Guessing it probably isn't too ethical to just use a deer as a chair

..deer bones.. fur.. eyes....
Ah, so one has to kill the deer first
maybe a Dhair is coming next april fools
oooh

how can i get a rank?
hi
hi
you buy them with minecoins
Dhair will be the new cowch
buy me it
stop I'm scared I can't continue this conversation
oops wrong reply
is there an other way?
oh ok
Have someone gift it
oh
1 gift token
buying me the rank...
maybe when you try to sit on it you just fall through
🔥
oh trueee
are they given on giveaways?
depends
depends...?
on what the giveaway is
ooooh
If we want to make a Dhair, who is stopping us from cutting down a Christmas tree and using that for mass production?
:]
how will a Christmas tree help you turn a deer into a Dhair
isn't that prety rare? i mean like there isn't that many people on hive, right?
there's a lot of people on hive
Why not make tree into Dhair?
Carpentry exists fr
trees and deers aren't the same thing
there's like 180000 ppl in this server rn every 10k ppl who join there's a giveaway
But what can a chair be made out of? Wood
ok
So turning a Christmas tree into Dhairs isn't impossible now
but isn't that on this discord server or in the actual server?
it's the server
it can be
just a part of it tho
Why not make it all out of wood?
I don't know of any giveaways on the server
there's giveaways on the discord yeah
but where's the deer then
honestly what if you just took a normal deer and sat on it
true
does it need to be modified at all
deer mount
are all of you guys talking bout winter? or about what?
The Christmas tree becomes the Dhair
deer
we're taking about a Dhair
but the.. ooh I see now
We just craft it into one
Chop up some logs and decorate it or somethin
but what is a dhair?
A deer x chair
ooh
make the dhair blue
in the server?
We keep the deer cult alive
in honor of bluesmas
no
that makes it sound like theyre together
It's a combination
Like how the Cowch is a cow x couch

it's the child of a deer and a chair?

why do you hate the blue clause so much that you dishonor his legacy by not making dhair blue for bluesmas
I like red better
No, it's like a craft made out of logs that came from the Christmas tree we chop down
That resembles a deer
anyone wants to play bedwars?
I will if you gift me december pass :33
that's no fun
sry bro, i don't have money rn, thats why i wanted a way to get a rank without minecoins XD
that's basically a normal chair
lol I tried
That's why we would decorate them with stuff
how does that bring it any closer to deerhood
From the fallen Christmas tree perhaps
i finished my a hw that i think im gonna get a 50% 🥹
either way you have Ultimate rank and Hive+
Use imagination
then it's a Christmas Thair
trust
no
🥹 were cooked
wdym? i literlly just checked your profile, you literlly have U and hive+
nuh uh
then why is your name purple?
idk what your seeing
youuu clearly have ultimate
On Discord you do
no
Both roles
bro
uh uh
check it your self, you literlly do
bro
no
Basically Ultimate is an extension to Hive plus. If you have Ultimate, you get all of the perks from Hive plus in addition to the perks from Ultimate
no hes noob
oh, that makes sense
bro dont lie
trust bro
my name is literlly gray
mine is
No, you are the enjoyer of the spitten 
your is purple for me
AAAHH
oh yeah, then why don't i have boosters on the HIVE?
cuz you didn't boost it
bruh
Hello chat
non sense
:3
hii
The rage bait is crazy
LOL
you lying
hello
I'm not even ragebaiting
Whats goodsies
Speaking of rage bait, that's the word of the year according to Oxford Dictionary 
it looks like you are
Fr?
Yup
Last years was brainrot 😭
dude your just purple for me idk it says you ultimate idk why you saying I got a rank I don't bro
ik lol
Isn't rage bait two words?
🤣
Yeah
idk what you're seeing but me and ThatBnoob see you with a rank
noob never said that
SEE???
its here
I swear I'm not crazy
he agree with me
hi its
my keyboard has arrived
he agrees that your ultimate
:D
Bro's getting hardcore trolled.
no, he agrees that im reguler
heheheheh
You are.
You're the ultimate regular
i dont have a rank
that @uneven portal is*
who? me or LittleWing?
same
wait why are you purple then
You
I'M PURPLE??????????????????'
Yes you are
meow
bro...
i never bought a rank
wingggg

Must've not updated on your end yet
hi camm :D
I can see that you have ultimate rank
dude I saw you buy it
bro, i never even screen share
your lying bro
you'all trolling


im getting on the hive rn
You can confirm Queros is ultimate, right?
You'all
No
outrageous
I swear this guy
SEE?!?!?!
I just opened xhat
your purple bro I'll ss
No way bro fell for it
You'all on a voice group or something
Nah
ILL SHOW YOU
Do /synchronize if you don't have a rank
no, i've been saying i dont have a rank
Prove it
You've got a rank
You do have a rank
your literally purple bro
it says that i dont have a rank
bro def has a rank
But you do
Do /synchronize
i did
he keeps lying
The Hive
APP
— 5:46 p.m.
Your account has been synchronized!
@raw pendant ill dm u your purple for me
ok
dm me then
i want a screen shot of my rank
You'all lying/trolling
i'm not falling for it
everyone here is ugly including me

yes it is
It's a free rank
you're a dumb ass
its just a way to show you're someone on the server
bro
yeah man I am
Bro's getting mega trolled.
hi I'm lucky
either way, you'all were saying i had Ultamate rank
hey wasn't ur pfp alastor like just yesterday
you guys said that my name was purple
hii lucky im dino
Fun fact: I've had over 200 discord pfps, 😭
it is regular
Wing has their disc so all names are purple
bro i showed you
You can call me indecisive.
🔥
do you guys wanna see what i see
do /synchronize real quick
hes purple

i all ready did
Send in #1444853020813951077 fr
do it again
i'm not purple
look at my dm
🔥
this is what it says: The Hive
APP
— 5:46 p.m.
Your account has been synchronized!
do the command again
im aboutta send it in #🕺・block-party
Guys, stop bullying the child ok?
we're literally not
bro you edited the screen shot, it's ovbious
he keeps saying i am
do u have ultimate
bro do the damn command again
ill send it in #🕺・block-party guys look
look in #🕺・block-party
w wing 
you guys have officialy rage baited me, congrats for being anoying
then whats the issue 😭
Thats annoying to you sir.
Hello chat i will be going on a trip tomorrow so goodnight everyone
Goodnight.
but like
Now that's one ultimate regular! 
i really dont care about grammer
he lied
who remembers 2026?
what a wonderful name
rest well charlotte :)
Clearly.
goodnight at 3am austrailia time?



