🐝・hive-chat

[main sluice]

@signal garden hannah is here

[serene plover]

child bro my sickness era happened early this year

im hoping that breaks my curse of getting sick every christmas i threw up last year on christmas morning 🥹🥹

[gilded veldt]

maybe its bc ur the kid

[gilded veldt]

awh

[safe wadi]

me and max are lit around the same age

[gilded veldt]

oh so u r both kids, GOT IT

[safe wadi]

yes

[meager mural]

im lowkey bored

[olive coral]

clamk

[gilded veldt]

cant believe that I get ragebaited by the youth

[olive coral]

i love that lady

[safe wadi]

highk don't be bored

[safe wadi]

😭 imagine

[spring loom]

I'll make sure that happens this year

[main sluice]

not even my goverment name

[gilded veldt]

wah wah wah wah wahhh wahhhhh

[spring loom]

aren't YOU the youth 😭???

[meager mural]

yeah your kinda right

[brazen laurel]

My hand hurts, I can't walk now

[grave jolt]

You’re

[gilded veldt]

not according to 99% of this server

[iron bone]

[safe wadi]

if you don't got crystals in yo orange wat-
wah wah wah wah wahhh wahhh

[gilded veldt]

😭

[light lagoon]

[spring loom]

[gilded veldt]

I hate when there are no crystals in my orange

[olive coral]

youri bouri mouri gouri wouri

[serene plover]

this a bit evil to wish someone to get sick on christmas i hope you get in the bad list ☹️

[safe wadi]

fr 😔

[gilded veldt]

@safe wadi this u

[serene plover]

i hope you get coal

[flat cedar]

Hello pple

[spring loom]

it's not a curse, it's a tradition!

[safe wadi]

@main sluice may I request to be renamed "wah wah wah wah wahhh wahhh" if possible

[spring loom]

in this economy I hope bro 😭🙏

[olive coral]

she is not the youth

[gilded veldt]

let the old man sleep

[gilded veldt]

HUH

[meager mural]

can somone carry me till im level 7 in bed wars?

[spring loom]

out of everything why would you even want this 💀

[brazen laurel]

Friendly fire

[gilded veldt]

at least its not the 6 and the other number

[olive coral]

i think you are like 2 years younger than me fr

[serene plover]

yes @spring loom told me he will help you

[flat cedar]

How much you got

[spring loom]

ah yes the 6 and the 7

[olive coral]

STOPP

[gilded veldt]

Im 05

[spring loom]

double it and pass it to

[flat cedar]

Old

[meager mural]

idk hold up ima check

[gilded veldt]

blocked

[spring loom]

@latent ledge

[gilded veldt]

hannah please handle ur pet fish

[spring loom]

????

[gilded veldt]

??????

[olive coral]

omg i was right!

[gilded veldt]

:o

[olive coral]

i try my best

[gilded veldt]

yeehaw

[serene plover]

677777 AHAHAH i wish this meme died

[spring loom]

I'm older L

[gilded veldt]

I imagine its like a full-time job

[olive coral]

i’m oldest

[flat cedar]

It will soon

[olive coral]

it really is

[gilded veldt]

men cant be old so sucks to be u

[meager mural]

i got like half left

[spring loom]

keep bringing it up and it'll die in no time flat

[gilded veldt]

wish you wellness m'lady

[flat cedar]

DM me

[spring loom]

me and clank are forever youthful then

I shall spread the gossip

[meager mural]

alr

[brazen laurel]

Did you forget Clank exists?

[gilded veldt]

isnt clank almost out of the retirement home

[serene plover]

i hope i had to go at my lowest to do this for the young kids at swim lessons today it was the only way from stopping them on being scared 💔

[gilded veldt]

isnt clank AI

[gilded veldt]

ofc you will

[brazen laurel]

He's 5/7 Clanker

[flat cedar]

Dang

[spring loom]

out of the retirement home
is a crazy thing to say 😭

[gilded veldt]

😭

[spring loom]

bro graduated retirement

[gilded veldt]

LAMOAD

[spring loom]

prestige 1 in life

[main sluice]

are you hoping for my death

AGAIN

[gilded veldt]

NO

Im congratulating u on the prestige 1

[meager mural]

i dm you

[flat cedar]

[spring loom]

I call dibs on the cats

[gilded veldt]

diego is mine

[spring loom]

benzo shall be mines

[flat cedar]

Ok

[spring loom]

[gilded veldt]

I shall take diego and the rest

[spring loom]

I can tame the beast

[serene plover]

CLANK

sure bud

[brazen laurel]

Clank finna bring Ghost Invasion to your doorstep

[spring loom]

you can not take kairo

[gilded veldt]

💀

[gilded veldt]

why not

[main sluice]

kairo loves me

SO much

[gilded veldt]

I havent seen kairo I think

[main sluice]

he tried to enter my skin

[gilded veldt]

he what

[spring loom]

that's true bonding

[safe wadi]

really good name

[main sluice]

hes pushes into my skin

[spring loom]

kairo tried ripping my hair out

[main sluice]

really hard

[gilded veldt]

I love when I fuse together with my cat

[main sluice]

whilstp urring

[safe wadi]

even better

[spring loom]

we such good buds

[safe wadi]

thank you clank

[gilded veldt]

LMAO

[harsh maple]

@hollow badger

[gilded veldt]

if possible ahh

[safe wadi]

😭

[brazen laurel]

Why?

[safe wadi]

I'm literally a theory question

[sinful geyser]

KAIII

[gilded veldt]

so very theory

[serene plover]

what so we're just suppose to believe that a cat tried to pull a fnaf sister location on you

[spring loom]

if perchance

[gilded veldt]

who says he didnt succeed

maybe there is no clank

just the car

xat

at

put the words together

[spring loom]

nah it's more a ratatouille thing going on where the cat controls through his hair

[gilded veldt]

what hair

[spring loom]

the remaining

[gilded veldt]

the 2 strings

last hairbender

[serene plover]

so he has no hair 💔💔🥀🥀🥀

[gilded veldt]

pfft

[serene plover]

oh my days

just say you wear a wig atp we live in a world that there's nothing to be ashamed of

[spring loom]

something like that

[spring loom]

it's okay reco you can come out

[gilded veldt]

@main sluice when will you wear wigs?

[gilded veldt]

oui

[spring loom]

safe space WE know YOU are bald

[main sluice]

do you wear wigs?

[hollow badger]

hi

[iron bone]

yes

[gilded veldt]

no I do not

[iron bone]

how’d you know…

[serene plover]

at this rate with how often i am in the pool i think my hair might get rock solid atp

[gilded veldt]

fresh block of hair

kay I should sleep bye amigos and clank

[serene plover]

this might be something you needa tell leo bro

🥀🥀🥀🥀

[humble current]

No wayy

[granite cave]

That meme lives rent free in my mind

[spring loom]

have you tried using moco de gorilla

[serene plover]

what 💔💔

is this like a hair gel

[granite cave]

Yooo nostalgia

[spring loom]

nvm you're not hispanic like that

[peak scaffold]

omg its the only cool hive player

[spring loom]

ifykyk and clearly you don't

[serene plover]

wow okay just say im a no sabo kid

[spring loom]

@latent ledge left a bit ago

[spring loom]

quatro

cuatro

[brazen laurel]

Cinco

[spring loom]

I forgot what you said now

[peak scaffold]

I said luuvkais the coolest? why would leo be mentioned in that convo💔💔💔

[spring loom]

been so long

[granite cave]

Hola

[serene plover]

heh

[brazen laurel]

Hug @main sluice

[serene plover]

who is watching the fnaf 2 movie

has anyone tried the popeyes fnaf meal

[twin hound]

wew

[spring loom]

death sentence

[peak scaffold]

no way its the 4th coolest hive player!

[spring loom]

[peak scaffold]

jkjk

[inland sequoia]

im here but ok

[brazen laurel]

[twin hound]

peak pfp

of the absolute goat

[peak scaffold]

Why would you be the coolest? Ive seen your tiktoks👀

[spring loom]

💀

[signal garden]

i love hannah

[main sluice]

same

[signal garden]

blouri and i will both be taking your gf from you

[inland sequoia]

cause its me

[peak scaffold]

Like ur dah goat but the Tiktok tts voice over generic hive gameplay stopped working in like 2020

[spring loom]

???????

[peak scaffold]

and it barely worked then💔

[serene plover]

pleth guys is anyone watching the fnaf 2 movie

💔💔

[main sluice]

factual

[signal garden]

[restive moss]

I AM

[main sluice]

so long, fishman

[restive moss]

ME ME ME

[main sluice]

hello how may I help

[signal garden]

yems

[spring loom]

[main sluice]

67

[serene plover]

BRO this the movie i've been waiting for 🥹🥹🥹

[peak scaffold]

only if i get paid like 20 bucks

[restive moss]

I’m excited for it, I love how they designed the toy animatronics, it looks exactly like the game

[main sluice]

liz and I are bundling our strengths

[spring loom]

folded under 0 pressure

[restive moss]

I still hate the yellow eyes though 💔

[serene plover]

RIGHTTT like omg bro and the withereds bro these guys have so much aura even if they're broken

[spring loom]

can you dm me your API keys for claude 🙂

[signal garden]

united front

[main sluice]

im a people pleaser

[peak scaffold]

"clipped" as if this is out of character for Mr Star

[main sluice]

apply for job

[spring loom]

that means you got me

[main sluice]

its included

[restive moss]

Dude that’s what I’m saying, and the MARIONETTE, they look so creepy I love ittttt

[marble barn]

[serene plover]

only downside for the time being but it's okay 💔

[signal garden]

he needs a job so he can send me $20

[main sluice]

make more cat art

[spring loom]

will the big E be accepting of my application

[spring loom]

???

[serene plover]

have you tried the popeyes meal im scared to try it ppl some ppl said they got food poisoning 💀

[brazen laurel]

If Clyde was still alive and was in this channel, how cooked would we be?

[signal garden]

on it boss

[restive moss]

Hell no omg, they should have done a pizza collab

[main sluice]

unknown

[serene plover]

good job on editing that message

[signal garden]

for the low price of $20 a week, i will not steal your cat or gf

[spring loom]

[restive moss]

I’m not touching their popeyes meal with a 7 foot pole 😭

[main sluice]

my rate is higher

[signal garden]

i still dont understand why it's popeyes of all places

[signal garden]

im trying to be nice abt it by only charging 20

[peak scaffold]

Can you please give me Financial advice?
Im homeless, 2.3 million dollars in debt due to fraud on the federal level and I'm wanted by the FBI, CIA and MI6💔

[serene plover]

RIGHT so we get a fanta and popeyes collab but no pizza collab which is what the main franchise is abt 💀

[restive moss]

Right, like it’s a pizzeria not a Wingstop

[spring loom]

[latent ledge]

They don't serve pizza

[main sluice]

make a new identity

or steal one

[signal garden]

i know

[spring loom]

dominoes fumbles

[serene plover]

holy like popeyes is so buns

[spring loom]

the 6.7 pizzaa ruined them

[peak scaffold]

Heyyy bestie can you give me your SSN😊
Btw what was your first pets name :333

[signal garden]

who the hell eats at popeyes man 😭

[restive moss]

It had to have been a last resort, they must have had been denied from every pizza joint

Even Pizza Hut didn’t want them

[spring loom]

popeyes isn't bad

[brazen laurel]

My cat is side eyeing me rn

[spring loom]

their sandwiches are decent

[signal garden]

dominoes gave me a coupon for being bad abt my order (idek what went wrong)

[spring loom]

😭??

[serene plover]

probs but idk why they would deny a movie from a huge franchsie

[inland sequoia]

side eye your cat back

[serene plover]

missed opportunity that they didn't actually collab with a pizza chain

[restive moss]

Last time I had dominos, I found a spiky puffball earring on my pizza

[peak scaffold]

Ive been to like no chicken places😭
KFC
ive been to popeyes once
but other than that,ive no where that specializes in chicken

[signal garden]

maybe its cuz my delivery guy dropped my garlic sauce cup (it was fine we both fumbled it)

[brazen laurel]

b? Kinda looks like 67

[spring loom]

that reminds me of the tweet of someone showing their food mentioning the company and they replied "I'm sorry to see that please dm us to see what went wrong" and they replied saying whats wrong with my food

[peak scaffold]

WHAT

[spring loom]

the popeyes sandwich is cheap try it sometime

[restive moss]

It was hot pink, so cute color ig, but it was gross

[spring loom]

oh

[peak scaffold]

ok but like help me get a new identity, its my first time comitting identity fraud >~<

[spring loom]

you can

[serene plover]

bro 🥀🥀🥀🥀

[brazen laurel]

oMoonarr

[spring loom]

go to a country with no obligations to the us and get citizenship there

afterwards max out your card and move there

[rare panther]

Bruh got disconnected

[high path]

LOLOLOL

[main sluice]

take luuvkais

[fierce nacelle]

achoo

[peak scaffold]

Cooked so hard the kitchen got burny

[peak scaffold]

good Idea

hi guys my name is luuvkai

[fierce nacelle]

clank look what you've done to my name. it's horrific.

[dark kayak]

did anyone else get kicked from hive?

[safe wadi]

everyone js crash?

[safe wadi]

yeah

[ornate void]

yes

[obtuse dust]

BRO I thought it was just ME

[ornate void]

crashed randomly

[brazen laurel]

Become a raccoon that claims to be a deer

[delicate ore]

did servers just explode

[safe wadi]

literally

[dark kayak]

same

[sinful geyser]

Server just went down

Fix it clanlk

[safe wadi]

really

[ornate void]

care to explain @clonkks

[vivid ginkgo]

same

[latent pawn]

This is the end of the world

[peak scaffold]

some may call me liikau

[safe wadi]

who's clanlk

[obtuse dust]

fr

[haughty elbow]

yall the server gone

[latent pawn]

The server has ended. We’re all gonna DIE

[sinful geyser]

Idk

[obtuse dust]

[dark kayak]

real

[ornate void]

rest in peaces

[rare panther]

Is the server down

[remote vortex]

qkuro is about to complain

[haughty elbow]

and i just activated my boost too

[serene plover]

@restive moss have you played any fnaf games 🥹

[safe wadi]

fr

[latent pawn]

Panicking will solve Everything

[sinful geyser]

I already complained you bum

[safe wadi]

if possible

[remote vortex]

✅

[vapid dragon]

I’m crying what just happened

[tired fractal]

Balllddd

[stray badge]

life is hive

[obtuse dust]

It’s the best way

[sinful geyser]

hi employer

[safe wadi]

if possible

[ornate void]

"the version is not supported" did they update to only latest versions?

[safe wadi]

bro they don't know you

[dark kayak]

fr

[crude iron]

Did hive go so bald that the server crashed

[tired fractal]

Hive is bald

[jagged dust]

guys is hive down??

[sterile bone]

[drowsy ruin]

yea

[haughty elbow]

down to 2k players on

[safe wadi]

1.21.124

it's back up

[dark kayak]

IM ON!!!!!

[balmy gate]

i need hive back D:

[zinc shoal]

is hive down

[safe wadi]

it's up

[safe wadi]

it's up now

[rare panther]

Bruhhhhhhhhh

[remote vortex]

oh its up wow

[wintry sonnet]

Used to be

[fierce nacelle]

no

[glad notch]

what happened??

to hive

[sinful geyser]

ILUCKYYY

[obtuse dust]

Everyone crashed

[jagged dust]

?

[flat cedar]

HIVE IS FROZEN

[zinc shoal]

Rip all the winstreaks

[ornate void]

its dead and never returning back ggs

[glad notch]

oh

[fierce nacelle]

ROSEY!!!

[dark kayak]

let's go it's back

[jagged dust]

help

[glad notch]

gg

[lone moat]

meow

[safe wadi]

[mental oxide]

dudes lose the hive for .003 zeptoseconds and act like its the end of the world

[jagged dust]

i was in bedwars T_T

[safe wadi]

OH HEY TWIN

[stone summit]

is hive down

[sinful geyser]

HRUU

[brazen laurel]

What is the length of the Hive sign in 12 scale font uppercase sigma character arc units? I might figure that out rn

[rancid wigeon]

What happened??

[fierce nacelle]

IM GOOD HBYY

[sterile bone]

EXCUSE ME WHAT

[sinful geyser]

IM GOODD

[glad notch]

wym it is the end of the world

[mild flume]

I just got kicked from the server in the middle of a bedwars game, I see the error message saying i could not connect, I come to ask why, and I already see i ain't the only one

[elder drum]

hive got nuked lol

[lone moat]

hiii

[peak scaffold]

I cant wait to move to Crimea!!!🤩

[sterile bone]

WHO DID THIS

[mental oxide]

my b

[safe wadi]

heyeyeyye

[dark kayak]

I got kicked again

[iron lotus]

i love hiveee

[merry ibex]

is it down?

[fierce nacelle]

rosey look what they've done to my name 💔 it's horrific..

[haughty elbow]

yall is it really back on lol

[idle isle]

they tripped over the host's wiring

[spring loom]

I think you should log off for the night you're not making any sense

[jagged dust]

who wanna duo after hive restaryts

[ornate void]

yes kiephie

[unique perch]

???

[obtuse dust]

brooo cmon

[lone moat]

hihihi

[sinful geyser]

Me too

[zinc shoal]

Me

[glad notch]

so is it back up?

[peak scaffold]

omg why is chat yelling

[glass condor]

Guys is hive down

[signal garden]

can you guys stop talking

[slender galleon]

[dark kayak]

yes

[brazen laurel]

The God of truth

[merry ibex]

think so

[rare panther]

I can’t join the hive

[sterile bone]

Who made me bald

[peak wyvern]

Yo is it down for anyone else?

[mild flume]

Yea, it just happened

[stray badge]

i want my hive back

[tired fractal]

Wow someone really did spend a lot of time changing our names. I really appreciate the thoughtful actions and time spent to make us happy. Truly a wonderful staff team 🥹

[safe forge]

its all servers not just hive btw

[outer imp]

I can't log in to the server

[remote vortex]

its okay now you can go outside

[lone lichen]

Maintenance?

[languid galleon]

I relogged mc and the hive aint letting me in
told me my client is having trouble establishing a connection to multiplayer services

[jagged dust]

@glass condor

[haughty elbow]

im back in idk bout yall

[unique perch]

Ohh

[ornate void]

they hit us with slow mode gg

[peak scaffold]

Talking like you just applied for helper and are trying to get on their good side💔

[obtuse dust]

BC we are MADDD and now there’s countdown omg

[iron lotus]

i think its fixed

[zinc shoal]

its back up

[sinful geyser]

Really

[brazen laurel]

👠 👨‍🦲 👠

[shadow vale]

yeah

[iron bone]

I’m on

[peak wyvern]

Bro there’s only 1k playing LMAO

[glad notch]

did they make the slowmode more?

[mild flume]

I got kicked while playing bw squads and now I'm mad 😡

[sterile bone]

[mental oxide]

hive is not that fun bro 😭

[stray badge]

we all get terrified when hive goes down for 2 minutes

[safe wadi]

it's still down

[rare panther]

Think so

[signal garden]

make slowmode 2 minutes plz

[broken olive]

hey so why are there 2.7k players

[outer imp]

nah I can play Hollow Knight

[glass condor]

Nice bro getting pinged for no reason

[leaden skiff]

now since hive is done I can play outside

[remote vortex]

spent all this time changing names and you cant fix your damn server 🤦‍♂️

[spring loom]

[vale slate]

Xbex

[serene plover]

nice thinking 💔💔

[main sluice]

ah yes because we control the networking of a major provider

[jagged dust]

yes

[rough surge]

real

[peak scaffold]

Maybe if a million people didnt ask the same question they wouldnt have to make chay slow💔
just play cyberpunk or something

[viral mirage]

67

[iron bone]

idk I’m not actually on I just like rage baiting. but since we have a minute slow down i’d assume yes?

[glad notch]

lol

[tired fractal]

😭 no,im just expressing my appreciation

[obtuse dust]

Ewww cyberpunk

[restive moss]

Fnaf 1 - 3, Sister Location, and technically not an official Fnaf game, but Fnaf JR’s

[mental oxide]

guess whats happening again

[safe wadi]

if possible

[haughty elbow]

nvm

[fierce nacelle]

my goat. look what they've done to my name.

[signal garden]

as if it's their fault shut up nick

[leaden skiff]

shut down again 😭

[sterile bone]

[mild flume]

I thought it was my Internet acting up at first lmao

[broken olive]

wait it's coruptnnn lmao

[outer imp]

bruhhhhhhh

[rare panther]

Same

[languid galleon]

just got kicked... dang guess I gotta work on college stuff

[serene plover]

can you guys make me exempt from the minute cooldown i think i deserve it bc i didn't complain abt the server crashing thanks btw ✌️😁

[vale slate]

AT&T is the best Fiber provider, just for some information

[brazen laurel]

Your bald head could fry a server if the sun reflects off of it the right way

[peak scaffold]

LAMEST hive player in the world was just found

[halcyon zephyr]

I was using a booster, if it takes over an hour will I get a booster back?

[shell crest]

Ugh, don’t remind me. 😭

[obtuse dust]

I lost interest in cyberpunk years ago. MY addiction is hive is unreal

[main sluice]

this but unironically

[sinful geyser]

It’s back

[glass condor]

Anyone wanna crystal pvp?

[unique perch]

How hive down ??

[glad notch]

its backk

[viral mirage]

I’m back on

[wheat thistle]

is hive acting weird for anyone else-

[elder drum]

nuked

[haughty elbow]

yuh

[rough surge]

very weird

[remote vortex]

i was joking but okay 🫤

[elfin citrus]

Is Asia and eu down

[broken olive]

hey wait cubecraft is also down

[sterile bone]

[mild flume]

I didn't really complain, tho I ain't too happy with what happened, I just came to find out what happened and my question was immediately answered before I could even ask 🤷‍♀️

[tired fractal]

Don't worry about ungrateful people.. you should read my earlier message, amd find comfort in this world of evil 🥹 #🐝・hive-chat message

[safe wadi]

everywhere

[signal garden]

dont worry boss im here to be spicy

[peak scaffold]

istg im applying for Discord mod just so i dont have to deal with this cooldown (jokingggg, I would never torture myself)

[lone lichen]

Does anyone know if actions & stuffs works in The hive?

[dense smelt]

@dense ledge made the server go down

[shell crest]

Third times the charm i guess… 😅

[obtuse dust]

Wow, you just lost a friend m8

[stray badge]

nah im only good at sw

[unique perch]

Yes got hive work good here play game

[calm wharf]

I thought it was my ping until I had to check on minetrack

[brazen laurel]

Whenever Hive is down, Clank should just put "Time to touch grass" and lock the channel

[rare panther]

Bro I can’t join the server I keep getting kicked

[peak scaffold]

well your not invited to my birthday party

[mild flume]

can we not give them ideas? Lmao (jk)

[serene plover]

WHATT i never played any of the games bc i didn't have any money back then

i did get fnaf 4 last month, got into night 3 but my slow ahh accidentally reset my progress a late night and i haven't had time to get back into beating the game 💀

[remote vortex]

this mightve been the only time this month ive actually wanted to play hive and its down lmao (dont murder me clankstar im jk)

[dense smelt]

We should all blame @dense ledge for the server going down

[sinful geyser]

Clank hates you

[signal garden]

almost like the servers are down rn that's crazy

[obtuse dust]

good I wasn’t even gonna go 😝

[glad notch]

did it crash for everyone?

[timber grove]

I can't believe Hive is down right when I was planning to place 450 gifts in the hub

[raw seal]

Morning

[tired fractal]

Oh no 😨 what happened?? 😰

[dense ledge]

bruh

[spring loom]

sunny please fix it

[inland sequoia]

you know you can give me all 450 gifts 🙄

[restive moss]

Omg i’ve been too scared to play fnaf 4, i was freaked out back then and I’m still freaked out today, the models genuinely scare me

[safe wadi]

hives back up

[mild flume]

Yup. I was in the middle of a BW squads game when it happened

[iron lotus]

time to play zeqa

[latent ledge]

[remote vortex]

its back up btw

[obtuse dust]

Bro just described his richness in many ways.. bruh

[peak wyvern]

Bro I disconnected again

[rare panther]

Did they change slow mode to 1 minute

[peak scaffold]

Yo i bought Fnaf 4 on sale but its so annoying cuz i didnt know it was a hearing game and like I cant be bothered to listen to quiet sounds

[signal garden]

gee i wonder why almost like the servers gone down

[restive moss]

Best I can do is push a button and pull a lever

[spring loom]

fnaf after 1 has always been a hearing game wdym

[broken olive]

hey didnt you quit

[serene plover]

i only got the game bc my friend streamed it for halloween and it took then 6-8 attempts to beat night 1, it's the only reason why i gave it a try and got to night 3 in 15-20 min 💀

[mild flume]

Yea, and they kinda had to since chat flooded with ppl pretty quickly upon hive going down

[obtuse dust]

Quickly? More like hours

[sterile bone]

[tired fractal]

What kind of major incident?? A huge Earthquake, tornado cyclone and tsunami, all at the same time???? 😰

[peak scaffold]

idk gang i dont play much fnaf, I was deciding which one to play and I didnt know.
Last time i played fnaf was when I was like 9 on my amazon fire tablet

[inland sequoia]

I don't recall quitting

[rare panther]

Well I’m on the server and not getting disconnected or kicked

[signal garden]

maybe you should

[brazen laurel]

Cloudflare touched it

[spring loom]

that reminds me playing the fnaf like games when I was younger because I could purchase normal fnaf 😭

[restive moss]

You’re just too based 🙂‍↕️

[timber grove]

I don't even have a quarter of this money. I am planning to mortgage my house to buy this year's block friday bundle

[mild flume]

I'm in the Hive now, and I bet if I try to go into a game it'll crash again

[obtuse dust]

👀

[serene plover]

after fnaf 1 yes a lot of the mechanics require hearing but fnaf 4 relies heavily on sound

[unique perch]

Got fine hive now here

[timber grove]

this slowmode is so evil
1 minute is too much
I can't talk at all

[brazen laurel]

Hyvetale
Oh wait, yeah this is a dope way to talk
Guys edit messages

[inland sequoia]

I thought I was the only one omg

[signal garden]

it should be like this always

[obtuse dust]

Hell no, edit messages the best REEEE

[spring loom]

1m is the least they can do to stop the mass amount of people talking tbh

[peak scaffold]

I didnt know, but yeah Fnaf 4 is like 100% hearing and thats it💔
But because PS stores EVIL refund policy I couldnt return it.
(I cant refund games if I started downloading them. Which it will automatically download games you buy on ps5)

[serene plover]

this ain't the end of the world this other server im in has a default 1 min cooldown and frequently gets it increased to 2 min

[rare panther]

I’m thinking that it was just the hive bc I was able to join cube craft or other featured servers

[broken olive]

you had older videos on your channel, at the very least. why did you del?

[inland sequoia]

ohhh, for storage, I'm back tho

[timber grove]

omg 😭 it must be a very active server

[restive moss]

That’s what I’m saying

[serene plover]

trust me it's really bad especially since they allow image/gif perms

[spring loom]

this is why you get a pc and use steam their refund policy is really generous (up to 2 hours of in-game hours and/or in your library for less than 30-90 days)

[signal garden]

there's several people who deserve to stop talking so often 🙏 i think this is a great benefit to the chat

[broken olive]

that much space for videos??

[mild flume]

Yea Hive's back, I'm on bw again

[obtuse dust]

Ur evil

[peak scaffold]

I hate slowmode, I would prefer chaotic chat over crazy slowmode.
It doesnt even matter that its harder to moderate no one live moderates anyways

[inland sequoia]

I changed my device, now I should be fine for a little while

[outer imp]

dawg I lowkey thought my game was broken for the error message I recieved trying to join the server

[broken olive]

good eats

[serene plover]

even if it does rely on hearing the game still has a flickering mechanic that lets you know when you're really close to dying but yeah you still need to hear for stuff 💔

[peak scaffold]

Steam is great I hear, but with my setup to get equal quality i would have to pay alot for a pc alone, then a desk, then a kbm, then a desk, then a monitor. I just dont got that space. I might buy the gabecube tho

[queen ember]

Why is hive crashing so much

[restive moss]

Fr, plus hot take, but keeps the unfunny humor to a bearable minimal 🙂‍↕️

[tired agate]

Has it already been solved? Can we log back into the server?

[iron bone]

guys get ready for the spam again….. I’m pretty sure it went down again so… here comes the “is hive down???” chats

[peak scaffold]

I said desk twice💔💔💔

[iron bone]

#📰・hive-updates

[signal garden]

true, we need that filtered out

[rare panther]

Im on the server

[serene plover]

it's honestly not that bad, dunno why so many ppl tweak out abt the min cooldown

[peak scaffold]

yk 90% of my chats are unfunny humor but I lowk agree

[iron bone]

I don’t have a cooldown

[restive moss]

A year gets taken off my lifespan every time I see someone say ‘bald’

[iron bone]

I guess they turned it back to normal

[signal garden]

how else would they yap abt unfunny things

[spring loom]

impatience

[peak scaffold]

#filterthewordbald ong

[safe wadi]

yes

[timber grove]

guys, please, play fortnite festival, they are going to have a Blackpink's LISA season in a week

[spring loom]

baldycat 😂

[signal garden]

god theyve been doing that for years, when will they learn smth new

[serene plover]

can we please not bring that joke back we also don't need to being the pickle joke either

[rare panther]

The hive with vibrant visuals look so beautiful

[peak scaffold]

Applying for discord mod so i can ban you

[remote vortex]

i cant go a minute without my hive minecraft 💔💔

[vivid ginkgo]

is it still down?

[restive moss]

Omg bald cubee!! Bald splodger!! Bald hive sign!!

The sun needs to explode

[spring loom]

when we were helpers it was at its worse I swear

[peak scaffold]

Hey remember that guy that kept saying "baldkai" anytime they saw you in chat

[vivid ginkgo]

is hive still down?

[rare panther]

No

[spring loom]

message in hive chat and you'll get at least one person saying it

[restive moss]

I get flashbacks with the pickle joke

[mild flume]

I'm on the Hive rn, give a try again

[peak scaffold]

they also camped the discord like 24/7
Funny they disapeared the second Hive Helper disapeared. They so wanted to be a helper but were too annoying to EVER get it😭

[iron bone]

i just gave up and switched to cube craft

[spring loom]

we still haven't recovered from that pickle vs cheese debate

[serene plover]

the jokes were so bad im sorry i didn't have the guts to say the jokes suck but the truth is out i hope i don't get killed ✌️

[rare panther]

Bruh this mm round was only like 30 secs

[serene plover]

please let this die this was never funny

[peak scaffold]

You were a helper?

[signal garden]

everyone tries so hard to be trendy and funny abt a joke but it's so annoying (esp the bread thing in #➕・hive-lounge )

[restive moss]

Unfortunately, it’s middle school humor

They see someone say it and they run with it

[peak scaffold]

Im pretty sure all of Hive is like band kid humor

[spring loom]

I'm not sure how a simple thing like that even got so bad

[restive moss]

Remember when people did the bald pfp thing

Terrible time to have eyes

[spring loom]

yeah a year or two ago I forgot I think almost 2 years ago now

[signal garden]

sunny unrelated is that your nose in your pfp

[serene plover]

the bald joke was an alright joke i just didn't think it would take one person to dig the joke 6 feet under

[restive moss]

It is 😭

[spring loom]

yeahhhhh and it was always lewis

[signal garden]

girl 😭

[serene plover]

FREE LEWIS bro didn't deserve this

[restive moss]

I was taking a photo of my deviated septum and forgot about it, saw it in my album, slapped it as my pfp

[signal garden]

haha lewis!!! it's sploger!! the yellow name guy the owner!! let's make fun of sponger!

[spring loom]

unslap it

[strange pike]

[spring loom]

all he does is his job 😭

[restive moss]

They yearn for humor involving Lewis

[spring loom]

bro doesn't need any of that

[signal garden]

yeah but he's yellow rank owner guy!

[rare panther]

Bruh I completely miss the old hub

[marble barn]

[main sluice]

splogger owner

[peak scaffold]

Ah i see makes sense. That was the time I was most unnactive in the Discord. I was confused why i never saw you

[serene plover]

i find it a bit awkward that there's still ppl that find pics of his face to use it for a joke like bro just leave him alone 😔

[restive moss]

[spring loom]

yeah some people still do that ...

[signal garden]

curse of yellow rank

[peak scaffold]

Yk I hate the general hive humor, sad thing is im pretty sure atleast part of it was my humor like a year ago🫩

[peak scaffold]

#nukethehive

[restive moss]

I’m pretty sure I saw his face as someone’s pfp, it’s so creepy

[fierce nacelle]

I like bagels

[tired agate]

[granite cave]

Get HUGGED 🫂 🫂 🫂 🫂

[serene plover]

this is fine, but when it involves his actual face it's when it crosses the line

[spring loom]

the worse ones were people using his face as their skin

[modest ingot]

I hope everyone is have a great day or night

[granite cave]

🫂 yes ben

[safe wadi]

if possible can you hug me

[granite cave]

🫂 love that ign

[safe wadi]

YEAHH 🫂

[restive moss]

Right, like this was made eons ago and I haven’t touched it until now, like why can’t people do stuff like this 💔

[peak scaffold]

I feel like making 13 the age limit for the internet was way too young.
At least like 15😭

[serene plover]

idk how that joke lasted for so long yk it was time to stop talking whenever it happened

[restive moss]

Disturbing

[fierce nacelle]

HI

[peak scaffold]

Hola

[restive moss]

If I recall correctly back then, back when I was a staff member, there was someone obsessed with Lewis’ face

It was so disturbing to see the things they’d make of his face

[modest ingot]

I remember u hows it been

[peak scaffold]

I want to be productive but I also jus wanna play rocket league💔

[restive moss]

It’s been good man, how have you been

[spring loom]

yeahhhh never ending cycle always going to be that one person

[spring loom]

in 2025 😭

[serene plover]

HAHAHAHA

[modest ingot]

I'm doing all right just helping to take care of my baby sister playing games and all that and hoping that I can get in college

[tired agate]

I think using her face as a skin was going too far.

[peak scaffold]

I just play whatever I find fun gng🫩✌️

[peak scaffold]

🫩

[serene plover]

this lowkey sucks man, ppl still do this but it's not that bad as what that was, at least i hope it isn't

idk why ppl go this far to try to make an impact for a joke

[peak scaffold]

Why is there still not a discord versiom of 🫩

[spring loom]

whatever mentality you have that makes rocket league fun for you is what I need

I only played a few games and they were always against someone who's really good at the game

not for the weak 💔

[silent laurel]

Another incident within a month is insane

[restive moss]

I think it’s because a majority of the people have that stereotypical ‘weird kid’ humor, and unfortunately, this place is a big encouragement for that

[peak scaffold]

Yeahh there is a lil too much sweats there

[spring loom]

I don't think any platform has a version of it yet

[alpine quest]

@safe wadi

[remote vortex]

some people are weird ash 🤷‍♂️

[safe wadi]

teehee

[alpine quest]

lol

hi lunar

[peak scaffold]

most platforms dont have their own emojis no?
Well atleast on mobile it just shows you your phone default

[safe wadi]

yesssirrr

[merry ibex]

why...

[serene plover]

#🐝・hive-chat message read the parentheses btw

just messing with ya btw

[restive moss]

There was context back in 2020 when it was made

[rare panther]

Hi I subbed

[restive moss]

Now it’s irrelevant 😔

[merry ibex]

apperciate it

[inland sequoia]

make it relevant again

[merry ibex]

or we could not

[restive moss]

Definitely not

[peak scaffold]

Chat tommorow should I buy High on Life or Batman Arkham collection

[peak scaffold]

If we do Im quiting the hive

[spring loom]

yeah that's where the issue lies

[peak scaffold]

Kay but like what if I only have enough for one

[serene plover]

why was the bee plush made when i had no money now i have this bootleg purple one

[inland sequoia]

😦

[lavish fog]

I have two bee plushies

And 1 unused cubee code.

[spring loom]

😭

[restive moss]

I’d give you mine, but I’m pretty sure I gave it to a Goodwill

[peak scaffold]

😭😭
Yk I was so sad I didnt get the bee plush, but now that i think about it, id prolly get more out of the pet more than the plush itsself and now i have the ghosty

[lavish fog]

You gave away your cubee to goodwill?!

[spring loom]

I forgot where I have my cubee

[peak scaffold]

💔💔💔

[lavish fog]

Luna!

[inland sequoia]

would that code still work 👀

[peak scaffold]

hola marlin

[lavish fog]

Hopefully.

[safe wadi]

if possible

[peak scaffold]

50 bucks

[restive moss]

It’s a stuffed animal 💔

[lavish fog]

[lavish fog]

Its not just any stuffed animal.

[peak scaffold]

Debatable

actually not even it just is one

[spring loom]

I mean bare definition it is

[inland sequoia]

want me to test your code out for you 😊

[serene plover]

WHAT screw you omg 💔💔💔

[light lagoon]

if the age of consent in most us states is 16 i feel like something similar should kinda apply with the internet too

[lavish fog]

Nah.

[peak scaffold]

its a plush that gave you in game dlc for a minecraft server

[sinful geyser]

@strange pike you bum

[safe wadi]

poor guy

[inland sequoia]

☹️

[safe wadi]

atleast he isn't bald

[strange pike]

wat

[sinful geyser]

You left 💔

[safe wadi]

it's cause you left sw mega

[restive moss]

I can try finding it!! I don’t remember if I donated it or took it with me during my move, but I’ll look

[peak scaffold]

Ok i get your point but coming into a Minecraft Discord server talking about anything Age of Consent is a bold move😭😭

[spring loom]

actually the only reason why that's the thing is because that's the smallest age where companies can collect data from someone

[restive moss]

Sorry, a 90% cotton stuffed animal

[serene plover]

it's okay i have 5 miffy plushies to make up for it

[spring loom]

if law makers increase that then companys will increase their policies

[peak scaffold]

That...
Sadly doesnt shock me

[restive moss]

A miffy one!! Those are so stinking cute

[mental oxide]

unc

[lavish fog]

You smell like an upside down tea cup.

[peak scaffold]

oomf what doesbthis mean💔

[serene plover]

idk man i kinda hid away the pins when i got them

i mean i still have the pins i just don't know where i put them

[rare panther]

Have a lot of very fun plans in December

[peak scaffold]

I bought my pins purely for the Ghosty pet.
Never in my life will I use Hive pins

[spring loom]

I think some of the pins are cute

[peak scaffold]

is this supposed to be a statement about your plans or a question

[serene plover]

they are just not my style, so they're just in some drawer in my room

[peak scaffold]

They are cute. But Never in my life would I want to go outside wearing pins that are merch from a minecraft server

[light lagoon]

you right you right cause it just doesn’t matter to some people in this server 🤣

[serene plover]

i mean i did see someone wear a dream hoodie a couple years back but

[spring loom]

I mean they are just pins I typically just put them on my bag

[strange pike]

wait you were there?
i dont look at igns i just leave when theres too many emo skins

[restive moss]

[spring loom]

thats drip

[peak scaffold]

Also I just realised is your pfp Ayesha?

[serene plover]

i wear a mask with a smile for hours at a time AHAHGAHA

[light lagoon]

i have no clue tbh i found it on pinterest and was like this is tuff

[peak scaffold]

....
I have no words

[peak scaffold]

Smh💔
Anyways she is tuff🗣

[restive moss]

That’s what the mask is!! 🥹

[light lagoon]

you had me scared i started looking her up to see if she’s a bad person or sum😭😭😭

[serene plover]

i used to think roadtrip was a tuff song back when it got released 💔🥀

[peak scaffold]

LMAO

I dont think so, I hope not💔💔💔

[verbal dew]

Looool

E

[safe wadi]

if possible

[timber grove]

if possible what

[safe wadi]

just if possible

[timber grove]

oh alright

[cerulean magnet]

Nice name

[safe wadi]

YESSIRR

[cerulean magnet]

:)

[safe wadi]

hydd

[strange pike]

hi

[rare panther]

👍

[cerulean magnet]

Goooddd, hbu

[safe wadi]

gooood

[safe wadi]

if possible

[lone moat]

meow

[strange pike]

spending real life money on minecraft igns

[safe wadi]

not even

[safe wadi]

hey twinn

[brave matrix]

if possible

[olive coral]

twin!

[safe wadi]

dinoo deer

[brave matrix]

supsup

[safe wadi]

how you doingggg

[lone moat]

hewo

[safe wadi]

how you doinggg

[brave matrix]

meh

[safe wadi]

😔😔 hope it gets better twin

[lone moat]

awesome saucey howre uu

[trim summit]

i miss mai bf

[safe wadi]

I'm doing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

[safe wadi]

is he not on call w you cuh

[trim summit]

nice one

[brave matrix]

thanks

[trim summit]

no -_-

[safe wadi]

😔😔

[lone moat]

omg how awesome saucey

[safe wadi]

anytime :D

[safe wadi]

YESSS but my nitro ran outsey:(

[lone moat]

awe isowy

[sleek pivot]

impossible

[peak scaffold]

cyberpunking

[safe wadi]

NOOO

[safe wadi]

isokeiee

[sleek pivot]

ahahaha

[lone moat]

i need emojis

[safe wadi]

is the me toooo

[safe wadi]

😔😔

[lone moat]

uhhhhuhhhm

just copy n paste!!☺️

[safe wadi]

I'll tryy

[safe wadi]

uhhhhuhhhm :catcry:

😔

[lone moat]

maybe try again

[safe wadi]

bet bet

maybe try again:WhiteBear_Think:

NOO 😔

[lone moat]

awe man

[safe wadi]

is okieee

[lone moat]

3rd times the charm?

[sleek pivot]

L get pensived

[sleek pivot]

:Dream:

[safe wadi]

does that been make sensed

[safe wadi]

3rd times the charm?:Dream:

guess not :(

[lone moat]

imso disappointed

[pine steeple]

Doctors hate this simple trick

[safe wadi]

😞😞

[minor fog]

Hive Chat is evolving

[sleek pivot]

nope

[vestal owl]

ayo+

[sleek pivot]

ayo-

[strange pike]

ayo

[vestal owl]

potatoes are sweet.

don't copy my word lol

[strange pike]

.teews era seotatop

[vestal owl]

what's?

[strange pike]

backwards

[vestal owl]

wow you've a genius mind

[strange pike]

clearly you dont know me at all

[sleek pivot]

but i did a minus not a plus

[vestal owl]

wow bye

I gotta study

I've exam today

wouldn't you bless me?

[sleek pivot]

best of luck!

[vestal owl]

thanks sir!

[honest forge]

@sterile bone 🫵

[earnest oriole]

haha @sterile bone

[queen wing]

Yo yall why am i kepp getting kicked from hive

Is there a cps limit

[somber grail]

U cant auto bud

[queen wing]

Im not

Im dragging

[somber grail]

Ok then do it some more

[queen wing]

Why

[somber grail]

Cuz 3 strikes and ur banned for a week

[queen wing]

Oh no

[fiery urchin]

hi @fierce nacelle

[minor fog]

18 is the cps cap

[queen wing]

Oksy thx

[tired fractal]

Bald bread

[somber grail]

[iron bone]

i am eating the best chips ever

Dill pickle chips

[somber grail]

[iron bone]

F

[astral dew]

Hi batman 🤠

[rare panther]

Goodnight y’all

[astral dew]

Good night

[sour sedge]

Anybody in here got the method for downloading internet packs and stuff on xbox?

[uneven portal]

[keen crown]

you gotta pay 2$ for a files app

[rare panther]

I’m gonna go to sleep now

[sour sedge]

ok preciate it

[lavish fog]

Volvo hahahha.

[sour sedge]

After can i just donwload it off of edge

[keen crown]

i dont know i only have a pc and mobile but i saw a video about it

[sour sedge]

ok ty tho

[rare panther]

Imma go to sleep now goodnight

[vestal estuary]

bro has the koi no yokan as his pfp

[candid lion]

Watch out for scary larry

[lyric garden]

YUMMY

[ornate void]

what incident

is everyone ok? 💀

[lyric garden]

There was an incident?

[ornate void]

updates channel

[uneven portal]

distruction

[cloud tinsel]

[somber grail]

Im here

[somber grail]

Hellooo

[main sluice]

kaboom

[uneven portal]

hii

[somber grail]

[keen turtle]

who is deers

[cerulean yew]

Hi

[uneven portal]

[keen turtle]

cuz ur name deerswho

[keen turtle]

Hiiii

[somber grail]

Top ten people on here

[honest forge]

Goated pfp

[iron bone]

yippie

[uneven portal]

who's insect

[keen turtle]

who?

[somber grail]

Lollll

[cerulean yew]

[keen turtle]

idk?

[iron bone]

blub blub bubblez 🫧

[somber grail]

Wing is my favorite person on here

[honest forge]

I completely didn’t recognize you 😭🙏

Howdy

[somber grail]

Where my Baldies at

[iron bone]

good

i’m marcus

[honest forge]

Ah, stealth mission

I see

[iron bone]

My guild tag gives it away a bit tho

[honest forge]

Could change it temporarily

[iron bone]

it’s fine marcus is objectively the devil

[honest forge]

Fair

[iron bone]

I could make it red

[fierce nacelle]

hi

[iron bone]

Does that help

[lavish fog]

Quack quack 🦆

[honest forge]

Oh cool

Dante is the best kind of character

||(I’ve only seen the anime)||

[iron bone]

of what

i’m lost

[honest forge]

Devil May cry

[iron bone]

never seen it or heard of it

[honest forge]

Fascinating

The main character was in the banner for the red tag

The show is on Netflix if you’re interested

[iron bone]

oh

[honest forge]

Probably has the least natural swearing out of any piece of media I’ve ever seen

[iron bone]

I don’t have netflix

[iron bone]

Hazbin hotel exists

[honest forge]

Haven’t seen it

[honest forge]

Fair

[astral dew]

Yoo

[cerulean yew]

[unique perch]

Zzz

[astral dew]

I am guessing your next nick will be BlockFridayClank

[harsh maple]

[cerulean yew]

Long time no see @astral dew

Hru?

[lyric garden]

AYE TY

[iron bone]

I don’t have any streaming services

[honest forge]

Don’t downvote that, streaming services kinda suck sometimes

[iron bone]

clank has arrived to irritate me.

[shrewd elbow]

Boooo

[dense plover]

E

[iron bone]

At least give me the block friday bundle when it releases… or else the entire continent of europe is next ⚫ 👄 ⚫

I’ll make sure of it

[grave jolt]

Lolololololl xddd dxdddd lmaoaoabxdddd hahaha lolz

[honest forge]

…what?

[lyric garden]

Marcus how could you

[lyric garden]

🥀 /j

[iron bone]

Continent*

[iron bone]

yes.

[astral dew]

I am good. How are you ☺️?

[iron bone]

brilliant

[cerulean yew]

I’m fine ty

[lyric garden]

Does this have anything to do with my one week ban ;-;

[keen turtle]

@inland sequoia i see uu in grav lobby

[inland sequoia]

you're welcome guys, I resolved the issue.

[astral dew]

What is it?

[iron bone]

probably not

[ornate void]

guys can we all queue sky classic a game

[shrewd elbow]

But it was me bro

[astral dew]

Connection issue?

[atomic bluff]

on what server

[lyric garden]

Ohh ok

[inland sequoia]

i got bored so i played a bit

[astral dew]

[lyric garden]

Must be my lag then

[iron bone]

servers went down like 2 times earlier

[feral zealot]

What does hive mean by "instability"?

[iron bone]

if ur banned appeal in #📩・help-me

[keen turtle]

ooooh

[iron bone]

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