🐝・hive-chat

[formal maple]

here’s smth you might’ve not known: ||you can actually buy it ||

[tribal heart]

@quaint fossil gimme 10 bucks

[obsidian crystal]

super duber awesome fact

[formal maple]

ikr

[obsidian crystal]

yeah

[rustic radish]

@formal maple get pinged balder man

[tribal heart]

@formal maple

[formal maple]

oi

[formal maple]

@tribal heart

[tribal heart]

@formal maple

[formal maple]

you want to test me?

[rustic radish]

@formal maple

[formal maple]

@tribal heart @tribal heart

[tribal heart]

whats 1+1

[formal maple]

@rustic radish

[rustic radish]

Whats Bald + Bald

[obsidian crystal]

holy spam ✌🏻🥀

[obsidian crystal]

balder

[formal maple]

hmmmmm

someone give me a calculator

[zealous lily]

BUY ONE

[rustic radish]

I lost a calculator

[formal maple]

OH YEAH

[tribal heart]

@warm cape

[formal maple]

find it

I’m in need of one

[tribal heart]

the first word's the answer

[zealous lily]

i AM the calculator

[rustic radish]

;)

[formal maple]

[obsidian crystal]

I know what's 1+1

[formal maple]

I’m a genius

[zealous lily]

just ask me

[formal maple]

ight, what is 6 + 7?

[tribal heart]

idk between 1 and something

[zealous lily]

67

[latent ledge]

[formal maple]

awesome

[formal maple]

whatcha lookin at?

[zealous lily]

hello

[obsidian crystal]

11

[cloud urchin]

bro.

[zealous lily]

[obsidian crystal]

chat.

[tribal heart]

61

[formal maple]

hi, I never knew we were related

[cloud urchin]

the first hing i see when i get back here is that

[formal maple]

ty for the info

[cloud urchin]

🙏🏻

[vocal sparrow]

I got banned from among us lobby for voting out both imps. I probably was too smart

[tribal heart]

i'm ur lost child

[obsidian crystal]

welcome.

[obsidian crystal]

L.

[formal maple]

I need proof

[zealous lily]

lol

[tribal heart]

i was bald

[zealous lily]

m 2

me

[thick cairn]

theobaldthebird reference

[formal maple]

OHH YEAH, welcome home ❤️

[echo sierra]

people still play that-?

[rustic radish]

Im your proof

[formal maple]

smh

[zealous lily]

no

[thick cairn]

this... is 2021

[zealous lily]

no

[thick cairn]

yes

[tribal heart]

[formal maple]

I wish what I was reading here was actually still true 😭

[zealous lily]

its 2025

[obsidian crystal]

i am bald, the kid in my pfp is bald. My mc skin is bald. Does that make me related to Balder?

[tribal heart]

yes

[formal maple]

[obsidian crystal]

Nice.

[zealous lily]

[thick cairn]

at this point js be baldi bro

[formal maple]

I wanna go back to 2021

[obsidian crystal]

Aight bro.

[obsidian crystal]

same

[formal maple]

no brainrot

[zealous lily]

fr

[formal maple]

no drama

[thick cairn]

heh, peak covid

[formal maple]

no nothing

[tribal heart]

2020*

[formal maple]

just peace ❤️

[formal maple]

oooo yeah

[thick cairn]

2020-2021 was js PEAK

[zealous lily]

r u controller

[formal maple]

& 2019

[thick cairn]

3 yrs of peak

[formal maple]

yeah, I play Minecraft on Xbox

[obsidian crystal]

cool pfp.

[tribal heart]

when phonk songs was something good instead of big ahh sounds 😔

[thick cairn]

i drew it vro in ms paint

[formal maple]

I get how you feel -_-

we all do

[zealous lily]

i play ps6 or ps7

[obsidian crystal]

I hate old man coughing phonk 🥀

[zealous lily]

or 5

[formal maple]

wow, did you time travel?

[obsidian crystal]

W

[zealous lily]

no

[thick cairn]

noo thats like no.100 on the charts

[tribal heart]

im happy i have a playlist of these before that other type appeared

[formal maple]

guys I travelled 100 years into the future and we are still on GTA5, is this tuff? 💔

[formal maple]

yeah

[obsidian crystal]

so tuff 🥀💔

[tribal heart]

does mc bedrock have bugs?

[thick cairn]

do you lowk rock lucia or jason vro💔

[obsidian crystal]

yes.

[formal maple]

yes but at this point it’s even worse

[formal maple]

???

[obsidian crystal]

i knew it.

[tribal heart]

[thick cairn]

waait. did 1.22 drop

[formal maple]

no

[thick cairn]

or is it 1.21.10000

[zealous lily]

its for sale on temu

[cloud urchin]

2 main characters in gta 6

[formal maple]

about that

[tribal heart]

1.21.64839

[formal maple]

ohh I’m stupid 😭

[thick cairn]

about damn time bro

[obsidian crystal]

it's no mt gonna release bro 💔💔✌🏻

[zealous lily]

meow

[thick cairn]

noooo

[formal maple]

HAHAHAHA YES

[zealous lily]

not rlly but yea lol

[thick cairn]

we never getting another redstone update for 50 centuries

[obsidian crystal]

✌🏻💔

[formal maple]

am I cooked

[safe wadi]

no

[obsidian crystal]

maybe

[zealous lily]

does any2 rlly care about redston on the hive

[formal maple]

glad to hear this

[small eagle]

👨‍🦲

[formal maple]

maybe?

[safe wadi]

anytime

[rustic radish]

We always gonna be bald forever

[obsidian crystal]

[formal maple]

hang on I gotta do my daily routine rq

[rustic radish]

:(

[formal maple]

@strange pike get pinged (accept it or go for sale on temu)
@rustic radish get pinged (accept it or go for sale on eBay)

[zealous lily]

what is your favorite game on the hive

[rustic radish]

[formal maple]

[obsidian crystal]

💔✌🏻

[formal maple]

ok ig its me then :(

[obsidian crystal]

MM?

[zealous lily]

nice

[formal maple]

precisely

[rustic radish]

Hehe

[zealous lily]

second favorite @formal maple

[formal maple]

@strange pike bald choice

[sterile bone]

[formal maple]

I think

[obsidian crystal]

aight chat gn ! it's 1:45 am here I gtg sleep.

[zealous lily]

thats great

[formal maple]

or it atleast used to be for a significant period of time

[zealous lily]

do you like pvp games

[formal maple]

yes and no

[rustic radish]

Smth that reminds me of my fav gamemode

[formal maple]

👀

[rustic radish]

[formal maple]

ohhh yea

I see what you mean

[rustic radish]

:)

I cooked you in soleef before

[formal maple]

it’s on video 😭

[rustic radish]

[formal maple]

you absolutely cooked me

[zealous lily]

@formal maple r u goning 2 play gta6

[sinful geyser]

[formal maple]

probably

[light lagoon]

just remembered that discord added super reacts like 3 years ago, im yet to see one

[formal maple]

actually idk since I’ll probably be dead by the time it releases 😭

at this rate

[flat pivot]

I never even heard of this

[rustic radish]

[light lagoon]

yeah you need nitro

[formal maple]

you WHAT

[flat pivot]

I'm not a nitro mebuddy

[woeful violet]

[formal maple]

hmmmmmmm

ight :P

free exception

[zenith cloud]

guys sw sense is a good name :>

[vernal shore]

Balder?

[formal maple]

imma go now chatters, cya :D

[vernal shore]

Boulder

[formal maple]

I’m bald

[vernal shore]

Goodbye

[flat pivot]

Thanks

I need it

[vernal shore]

That's a free use of make it a quote

[gilded veldt]

glizzy

@idle bridge hey noob

"mayonase"

[tribal heart]

mayonase

[gilded veldt]

mayonase!!

[rustic radish]

We love being bald fr

[tribal heart]

mayonase!!!

[alpine quest]

same

[safe wadi]

HEYY

[alpine quest]

hii

[safe wadi]

missed you pookie

[alpine quest]

i missed you too 😉

[safe wadi]

😉😉

[strange pike]

wat

why are you bald

[earnest oriole]

bald

[formal maple]

clanker infected me

[somber grail]

@uneven portal

Baldaro😭

[rustic radish]

Clank*

[uneven portal]

lmao

[strange pike]

Skill issue

[uneven portal]

cjbssvj*

[rustic radish]

We have a new divine name for clankstr

[uneven portal]

cjbssvj 🥹

[strange pike]

Still no mm update

[fathom dust]

Clank issue fr

[strange pike]

clank give me literally any info about the mm update

[lyric garden]

Sad

[uneven portal]

i feel you.. but im patient

[fathom dust]

Mm is life

[scarlet trail]

let's go all-in!

[strange pike]

It’s been 10 months

[safe wadi]

@timber heart nerd

[sinful geyser]

Am I still bald

[trim summit]

i miss him

[gilded veldt]

mood

[trim summit]

wow U got unmuted

[gilded veldt]

wym 😭 when was I muted

[safe wadi]

yes

[trim summit]

weren’t U muted for a month

[gilded veldt]

nope

[main sluice]

sure?

[small eagle]

Baldtechnology

[gilded veldt]

bro???????

I wasnt muted

[main sluice]

just asking a quebin

[gilded veldt]

quebin

[small eagle]

I remember muting you

[gilded veldt]

r u shore

[small eagle]

Yes ask clank

[visual hare]

[gilded veldt]

@main sluice is this true

[main sluice]

dunno how to check

[gilded veldt]

boomer

[safe wadi]

I beg of you to mute baldfr

[sturdy needle]

Back

Nvm

[gilded veldt]

he wouldnt bc I hold this whole server together like superglue

[small eagle]

Can i be the owner

I know how to turn on a pc

[gilded veldt]

the furry femboy asked me to say "glizzy" to you

[small eagle]

And laptop too

[gilded veldt]

oh sorry that was directed to clank

[trim summit]

i miss mai boyfriend

[safe wadi]

tell her I'll literally wipe the floor w her

[small eagle]

What

[gilded veldt]

shes reading this chat rn

[small eagle]

I might need to change eyes

[sturdy needle]

Wa wa ur boyfriend

[gilded veldt]

pls wipe the floor w her

[trim summit]

yea my boyfriend

[strange pike]

uh oh

[safe wadi]

tell her the kid is after her and she's cruising for a bruising

[sturdy needle]

Go chat with c.ai and it will be the same

[gilded veldt]

shes reading this

[strange pike]

why is everyone bald

[trim summit]

this is smth U would do

[gilded veldt]

give her a second to process

[safe wadi]

she's illiterate

[small eagle]

Happens

[gilded veldt]

she just read it out loud

"I didnt even do anything"

[sturdy needle]

Can't lie u lowkey edate bro u are the last person to say this

[gilded veldt]

true

[sturdy needle]

Talking bout some bf in a minecraft server

[trim summit]

and..?

[gilded veldt]

if u had any game ud do that too harry

[small eagle]

Crazy

[sturdy needle]

Lowkey

[trim summit]

U sound really miserable

no wonder ur single

[gilded veldt]

he is he jst got rejected b a furry femboy

[small eagle]

Wonder? Like the kanye song

[strange pike]

[small eagle]

I did not reject him

[gilded veldt]

@serene valley vouch

[sturdy needle]

Ong

Ur an og

[small eagle]

Yea

[sturdy needle]

He's sleeping on the couch 🔥

[strange pike]

what is hive chat

[gilded veldt]

wake him up to come vouch for me.

[sturdy needle]

Some weird edater talking bout some bf

[trim summit]

good for them bro

[sturdy needle]

It's 5 am beo

[trim summit]

Imagine having 2 deal with that

[strange pike]

[small eagle]

Bald

[safe wadi]

[gilded veldt]

yeah Im proud of him thats 5 less rejections than last month

[trim summit]

This guy made up rumors about my boyfriend for no reason, weirdo

[sturdy needle]

LOL

[sturdy needle]

Ion even know ur sorry boyfriend

[small eagle]

Why am i getting japanese reels

[sturdy needle]

Send me

[small eagle]

I don't even learn Japanese anymore

[sturdy needle]

Wait

[sturdy needle]

What's ur streak rn

[small eagle]

They're on ps4 i'm kinda lazy to go get them on phone

[sturdy needle]

Npnp

[small eagle]

995 On duolingo but german

[gilded veldt]

lets make drama guys

[sturdy needle]

Almost 1000

[small eagle]

Daisuki

[gilded veldt]

furry femboy needs entertainmet

[sturdy needle]

Wow

[small eagle]

🔥

[sturdy needle]

aw

[gilded veldt]

can u cry rq

[sturdy needle]

what

[gilded veldt]

thanks

[gilded veldt]

shes laughing

[small eagle]

Can someone ban this person

[sturdy needle]

Who's she

[gilded veldt]

where is dutch car

[gilded veldt]

idk some random

[sturdy needle]

What r u saying

[gilded veldt]

teehee no

[sturdy needle]

Are u talking to urself

[gilded veldt]

shesmy wife (against my will)

[sturdy needle]

😭

[gilded veldt]

nvm she just divorced me

gg

[sturdy needle]

Idk these people bro

[gilded veldt]

@idle bridge

[sturdy needle]

U had sky

[sturdy needle]

Oh

[gilded veldt]

shes a random right

[sturdy needle]

That's a very good pfp

[gilded veldt]

ewww

[sturdy needle]

And banner

[gilded veldt]

she said thank yew

[safe wadi]

femboy

[gilded veldt]

real

[sturdy needle]

Mayonase

[gilded veldt]

mayonase

[mint prawn]

@little echo DMs

[sturdy needle]

Respect

[gilded veldt]

@idle bridge dms

[sturdy needle]

@gilded veldt dm

[gilded veldt]

ew no

[sturdy needle]

Wow

[gilded veldt]

💔

[sturdy needle]

Did u get influenced by that attention seeker just now

[gilded veldt]

who

[sturdy needle]

Some kid talking bout some bf

Where's @profanity

[small eagle]

@sturdy needle dm

[small eagle]

Is he still banned

[sturdy needle]

why so long username

[gilded veldt]

I miss my bf whos not my bf too what abt it bro

[sturdy needle]

Banned forever

[sturdy needle]

Was it edating

[gilded veldt]

[small eagle]

I wonder too

[main sluice]

wow

no chicken curry for u

[sturdy needle]

Clank she missing u bro

[gilded veldt]

?

[small eagle]

Rip

[strange pike]

[gilded veldt]

clank is 10 times my age

[main sluice]

?

problematic

[gilded veldt]

hell no

[small eagle]

He literally can't be 1000 years old

[sturdy needle]

Ok now that I have gotten the Attention i think u forgot to click accept on my friend request, it is very awkward and making me nervous

[gilded veldt]

he is

[small eagle]

Can i have a piz za

[sturdy needle]

He got that receding hairline

[gilded veldt]

😭

[zealous lily]

thats a cool ign

[gilded veldt]

thanks

[sturdy needle]

Let's play tic-tac-toe on his forehead

[gilded veldt]

thats tuff

[small eagle]

I Place a cross in the middle

[main sluice]

this is true

and i dont add from hive chat lmao

[sturdy needle]

where do u add from

😭

[main sluice]

people i know??

[small eagle]

What if i send you a friend request from the Minecraft server

[sturdy needle]

We twin bro

[main sluice]

hmmm

[zealous lily]

some1 gifted me anomaly breach ticket and hoverboard mount for free lol

[sturdy needle]

Gimme a chance

If it didn't work out I'll figure it out

[small eagle]

You're cheating on me like that

[gilded veldt]

crazy glaze

[zealous lily]

can i be bald again please

[sturdy needle]

I'm trying to convince bro help me out

[strange pike]

wait till you enter the real life and realize that no one does that

[sturdy needle]

Clud double down

For me

[gilded veldt]

??????

[small eagle]

This guy is a sigma

[gilded veldt]

ur a horrible friend bro

[small eagle]

And tuff

[main sluice]

back to making curry

[sturdy needle]

He's clanker

[gilded veldt]

u can cook?

[zealous lily]

?

[sturdy needle]

Say some old gen eords

[strange pike]

Can I have some?

[small eagle]

I'm talking about YOU

[safe wadi]

what type of curry you making?

[sturdy needle]

I know blo

[small eagle]

Sigma

[sturdy needle]

Clud how do u know clankstar

[zealous lily]

?

[gilded veldt]

same retirement home

[main sluice]

singaporean chicken curry with chicken and potato over rice

[safe wadi]

he has internal connections with clanker I believe

[sturdy needle]

Woh

[sturdy needle]

He 🥀

[safe wadi]

oooh pretty fancy

[sturdy needle]

He

[safe wadi]

yeah my twin is a he

[zealous lily]

can you make me bald please

[small eagle]

@sturdy needle poteto

Te te te te te teto

[sturdy needle]

TETO

[small eagle]

Teto kasane teto

[main sluice]

clud world record holder in being misgendered

[sturdy needle]

Inserts teto kasane gif

[gilded veldt]

?????

[small eagle]

She is a man

[safe wadi]

I do it for the love of the game and he knows it

[main sluice]

everyone he's you

[sturdy needle]

They*

[gilded veldt]

he's me?

[safe wadi]

yes

[small eagle]

I'm you?

[gilded veldt]

I'm himothy

[zealous lily]

can you please amke me bald

[gilded veldt]

hell na

[sturdy needle]

Jjk refrence

[small eagle]

Wow

[sturdy needle]

No

[small eagle]

I see

[safe wadi]

and @idle bridge has two left feet we all lie baldfr don't worry

[main sluice]

dont you see how often people say he when reffering to you

[gilded veldt]

oh yeah

[small eagle]

Because clud is a man

[gilded veldt]

ppl always think Im a man first

n then they hear my spongebob voice

[zealous lily]

can i be bald

[sturdy needle]

Does hive have its own headquarters

[sturdy needle]

no

[safe wadi]

wah wah wah wahhh wahhh

[gilded veldt]

sym KID

[small eagle]

Aw i don't know that

[safe wadi]

wow

[gilded veldt]

bro what

[sturdy needle]

Ur not og

[gilded veldt]

the kid pls dont confuse us

[small eagle]

Anyways chat wanna bet on mm release date?

[zealous lily]

i didnt ask u

[sturdy needle]

no

[gilded veldt]

2027 december

[small eagle]

2026 february

[sturdy needle]

Yes

[lime comet]

Me

[gilded veldt]

bro zinking

[main sluice]

winner

[trim summit]

“I don’t know ur boyfriend”

[gilded veldt]

typo I meant 2037

[safe wadi]

who is US

[gilded veldt]

me nd sky

[safe wadi]

wait clunc I have a new skin

[small eagle]

I Hope before 2026 🙏🏻

[safe wadi]

ew it's sky

[gilded veldt]

did I finally win president rank

[inland sequoia]

yo

[gilded veldt]

ikr ew

[peak scaffold]

when are WE releasing Skyblock Horizons

[gilded veldt]

word?

[strange pike]

this better be a lie

[gilded veldt]

Im still making a skin for clank

[safe wadi]

yes go dms

[sturdy needle]

Got a dm from profanity about something i still don't know him

[lime comet]

So gta 6 before mm update

[zealous lily]

again ... can you make me bald again

[trim summit]

U made inappropriate accusations of him god ur lonely

[small eagle]

I have an idea for the mm update: 6 murders vs erm i forgor 6 7

[sturdy needle]

What

What accusations

[gilded veldt]

lets gossip ab sky rq

[small eagle]

They're both never gonna come

[gilded veldt]

shes terrified

[trim summit]

? Scroll down that same convo

[peak scaffold]

taking this as skyblock is never getting released

[sturdy needle]

wait what

[small eagle]

Exactly

[lime comet]

Its gonna be late December or early January

[craggy kiln]

Sky block ass

[trim summit]

Lmao

[zealous lily]

can i be bald plz

[sturdy needle]

I don't i said anything

Blo

[lime comet]

OoO

[small eagle]

Just add it before i Prestige and i'm Happy

[sturdy needle]

I lowkey said can't say it here

[peak scaffold]

No your very hairy

[small eagle]

Watch them release It After i Prestige

[zealous lily]

lol

[sturdy needle]

Lemme send u an ss

U would prefer

[lime comet]

I will wait till mm update and prestige in mm micro hub

[trim summit]

It’s still weird 2 say that not 2 mention U already tried 2 beef me for no reason

[zealous lily]

are u a girl??

[peak scaffold]

yeah why

[main sluice]

when the powers to be let us

[small eagle]

I don't think you want to Prestige in 2056

[sinful geyser]

Lunaaa

[sturdy needle]

When u do it it's ragebait

[gilded veldt]

something diabolical

[zealous lily]

can you be my egirl

[small eagle]

I allow you to release it btw, if you were wondering

[main sluice]

oooh thanks

[small eagle]

Np

[lime comet]

I hopefully about mm update
Its gonna be soon

[trim summit]

because i don’t ragebait about weird stuff, it’s innocent..?

[small eagle]

Fr lol

[trim summit]

ur so unlikable it’s genuinely insane

anyway

[small eagle]

@gilded veldt when will we play brawlstars

[gilded veldt]

never

[signal garden]

why is everyone bald

[peak scaffold]

Rosseyyyy

[zealous lily]

@peak scaffold

[small eagle]

Yo i got 3 brawlers to 1000 trophies in 3 days i'm getting better

[sinful geyser]

hruuuu

[sturdy needle]

LOL

[trim summit]

do U have a crush on me why r U still replying

[small eagle]

Hehe

[peak scaffold]

I think I would rather be anything else

[peak scaffold]

Goooood hbu

[sinful geyser]

He’s been asking people that all day

[peak scaffold]

Im not😼

[zealous lily]

than what

[peak scaffold]

Imagine being bald LLLLL

[sinful geyser]

I’m good, js got my hair done and got coffee

[small eagle]

Hi oPiicklee

[sinful geyser]

:(

[sturdy needle]

I'm a previous bald guy

[peak scaffold]

10/10 grammar

[peak scaffold]

die

[zealous lily]

?

[sturdy needle]

Go turkey

[peak scaffold]

Nono ur the exception

[zealous lily]

im not bald

[small eagle]

Oh

Understandable

[trim summit]

thank god people love me

[sturdy needle]

Don't die

[peak scaffold]

bro grew hair

[peak scaffold]

Dont listen to him

actually do, maybe

[sinful geyser]

[peak scaffold]

dony try to die, but like do die, while not trying

[small eagle]

Thank you!! 🫂

[small eagle]

Bro

[small eagle]

What are we doing 😭😭

[sturdy needle]

Depends where are we dying

[peak scaffold]

I wiah you a peaceful and happy life

[idle fern]

Can any hive youtubers dm me and give me a challenge to complete on hive?

[safe wadi]

trumpet

[small eagle]

You too

[signal garden]

me after dunkin

[safe wadi]

yeah fr I gotchu fr

[sinful geyser]

woah

[safe wadi]

heyy

[sturdy needle]

LOL

[sinful geyser]

hi pepsii

[peak scaffold]

maybe you should like dm any hive youtubers

[peak scaffold]

Awee ty😊

[small eagle]

@sturdy needle do you know the song sweet Magic

[sturdy needle]

By who

[peak scaffold]

happy christmas

[small eagle]

I like your way of thinking

[trim summit]

maybe it’ll solve his, he’s unloved from what other people say 😬

[idle fern]

True true

[peak scaffold]

Merry hanukkah

[small eagle]

Idk Who made it it's a Vocaloid song tho

[sturdy needle]

I might've

[small eagle]

Happy christmas

Anyways bye headache

[zealous lily]

some1 make me bald again

[small eagle]

There's a comma between bye and headache

[trim summit]

i miss my boyfriend

[sturdy needle]

wa wa your boyfriend

[strange pike]

yeah man let me use my nick perms that I totally have

[small eagle]

/nick

[zealous lily]

i can be your boyfriend

[strange pike]

[sturdy needle]

Eww don't bro

[safe wadi]

...

[small eagle]

Womp womp

[trim summit]

i love my boyfriend hes so amazing and cute and awesome and everything

[sturdy needle]

that's like choice

[small eagle]

Zappooooo

[trim summit]

ur not a choice :P

[sturdy needle]

Did he date his 3rd @

😭🙏🏻

[small eagle]

HAHAHAHA

Bro lmao

[trim summit]

ironic U never dated anybody

[strange pike]

ZapOSweatin

[sturdy needle]

😭

[small eagle]

You made me laugh twin

🫂

[trim summit]

ur so jelly it’s funny

[sturdy needle]

I gotchu alter

[sinful geyser]

hiii

[small eagle]

I Remember when i saw Zapolightnin back when She was Blue in murder mystery and i called her ZapOSweatin the good ol' days

[strange pike]

I never saw her as a helper cuz I’m never on eu

Otherwise I totally would of done the same

[small eagle]

[trim summit]

i love my boyfriend so much

[small eagle]

I feel like most helpers were eu

[trim summit]

my boyfriend is better than everybody here

[small eagle]

Idk

[final mantle]

we're still bald

[strange pike]

I wanted to make an account with the ign “ZapOSweatin” but it’s a bit late to do that now

[small eagle]

Yea

Rip

[strange pike]

It would of been funny

[small eagle]

My zap is kinda sweaty

[strange pike]

Think the ign is still available

[trim summit]

i miss him

@haughty parrot i miss U

[strange pike]

so like why are you saying this here

[trim summit]

Because it’s a public chat and I love my boyfriend so much

[sturdy needle]

Anything for the attention

🥀

[strange pike]

real

[trim summit]

Mai boyfriend gives me attention :P

[sturdy needle]

I think my guy brodys is lowkey set on invis so he doesn't have to deal with this thing

[strange pike]

LOL

[gilded veldt]

let the girl live 😭😭

[trim summit]

i love my boyfriend he’s so amazing

[sturdy needle]

Can u read blo

[sturdy needle]

😭

[trim summit]

it’s oke he’s salty nb wants him xd

[gilded veldt]

I be reading

[gilded veldt]

nah he js finds this cringe

[trim summit]

no he’s just not capable of being loved

[gilded veldt]

nahh my bro starreon got game he js dont like people dw abt it

[trim summit]

i think the feeling for people is mutual ._.

[gilded veldt]

I find him chill personally

[trim summit]

subjective

yes wat about them?

[gilded veldt]

yeah true

[sturdy needle]

LOL

[trim summit]

U know what they say, no hate like christian love :3

[visual plover]

bald

[somber grail]

Hey guys

[gilded veldt]

nah

no reason to stir more hate 👍

[sturdy needle]

my goat

[gilded veldt]

relax yall

[trim summit]

im chill ^_^

[gilded veldt]

u seem the least relaxed here no hate tho

[trim summit]

nop im very chill :P

[gilded veldt]

thats good then stop talking to eachother guys

[trim summit]

idk i got mentioned first, i think they might have a crush on me 0_0

[gilded veldt]

😭🙏

[sterile bone]

[trim summit]

pls stop harassing me

[somber grail]

Yo

[somber grail]

Harassment

[runic vine]

aLMA

[crude iron]

[visual plover]

neii

[merry ibex]

[crude iron]

@cloud urchin Spiderman is 60% sale on steam lmao

[somber grail]

[fierce knot]

why you bald now

[gilded veldt]

every1 s

[somber grail]

Bald is a way of life

[visual plover]

baldi

[fierce knot]

idk i don't think i want a mirror on my head

[somber grail]

[somber grail]

Why not

I have Java

[fierce knot]

not feeling like blinding people with a bald head yk?

[somber grail]

Interesting way to look at it

Yes

Anyways

[crude iron]

sryy hii

[somber grail]

The head hancho clank was on earlier and nicking everyone bald smthn

[dusk hatch]

Hey, does anyone have Java? I'm Ben.

[visual plover]

just waking up and decided to play java to continue the grind

[somber grail]

We are elite

[pure lily]

My username is very deep and meaningful

[lyric garden]

Bleh

[somber grail]

Hmmm

[lyric garden]

Hi Ben I'm java

[somber grail]

Hi Java

Nice to meet u

[lyric garden]

Hi bald

Nice to meet u

[somber grail]

[lyric garden]

[somber grail]

Yes I sense it too

[fierce knot]

ah so big man clank was up to this

[somber grail]

Yep

[craggy kiln]

Imagine not having hive ultimate

[ornate void]

Bald

[somber grail]

Plus looks better

[craggy kiln]

Nah

[somber grail]

Yah

[craggy kiln]

It don’t

[somber grail]

Says u dude ur a child from lb

[craggy kiln]

Child ?,

[somber grail]

Plus is better

[dusk hatch]

Your perks used to be features for everyone. I'm taking a stance to upend the sublimation of these capitalist machinations.

[somber grail]

U sure sound like one

[craggy kiln]

🤣

🙏

[somber grail]

[craggy kiln]

Who’s this guy

[somber grail]

Sorry if ur not u just do

[sturdy needle]

I second this

[somber grail]

[fierce nacelle]

achoo

@gilded narwhal

[cloud urchin]

gift me thanks :D

[somber grail]

Black Friday sale

I bought a digital game I had in disc form for 5 dollars and imma sell the game for 80 trust

[cloud urchin]

nice

[dreamy notch]

@humble current omgomgomg ur in my skywars lobby

[kind viper]

in what way

[somber grail]

Looks better

Idrc bout any of the perks

[kind viper]

in your opinion

[somber grail]

Yea fake Batman

[haughty parrot]

nah im not, just out and about rn

[kind viper]

uh huh

[haughty parrot]

hai silly

[kind viper]

okAy

[trim summit]

hiiiiii!!!! i love U :D

[somber grail]

Im older I’ll decide

[dull mango]

Woah everyones are bald now 🥲

[strange pike]

The [U] tag still looks weird to me

[somber grail]

We just went thru this

[dull mango]

I wanna be named JosephBaldy

[somber grail]

It matches ur skin

[kind viper]

decide what

[somber grail]

At least

[kind viper]

agreed

[strange pike]

yeah

I do like the color more

[cloud urchin]

ye but as long as i get good perks out of it, im okay w it

[dull mango]

[somber grail]

The perks dont affect me too much

Plus is better than nothing

[cloud urchin]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[kind viper]

not by much

[somber grail]

Idk I just like the green color

[lime comet]

Do u think max gonna win the championship?

[tribal heart]

im gonna win the championship

trust me chat

[lime comet]

Deer for championship

[tribal heart]

deeraccoon

[cloud urchin]

well i hoep he does

it'll be the best wdc win ever ngl

[lime comet]

FR

[cloud urchin]

as of now it looks kinda promising butyeah dunno

[lime comet]

I don't want that orange car to win

[cloud urchin]

if lando wins tomorrow yeah its over i dont think anyone can do anything atp

i lowk wanted oscar to win at first but seeing lando's performance recently after zandvoort dnf bro has been on point w little to no mistakes

[lime comet]

Let's seee

[cloud urchin]

yuh

[cosmic shuttle]

Good pvp packs on marketplace for console?

[cloud urchin]

i dont think ill be able to watch the race cuz of exams but ill know who won on ig first thing in the morning lmao

[lime comet]

They both were unbeatable this season

[cloud urchin]

ikr

seeing oscar dominate 1st half was insane considering its his 3rd season

[lime comet]

Good luck with the exams

[crude iron]

lmao

[cloud urchin]

ty im really nervous but let see what happens

also why is your name that 😭

[lime comet]

Fr

[lime comet]

It's cool isn't?

[crude iron]

oh well im just buying games to play for the holidays after exams

[cloud urchin]

will accept god of war, ragnarok, spiderman 1, 2 and miles morales, and if you feel generous today, i'd gladly accept all the games :D

jk

[crude iron]

insane list

god of war is mid for me

[cloud urchin]

i saw a reel that if max won his 5th this year bro gave everyone a headstart

[cloud urchin]

its peak ngl, but i understand some hate it

its like peak story telling

[lime comet]

Hope you’re on top like Lando

[cloud urchin]

wnot be on top but will try my best to do good :D

[lime comet]

Max is on another level

[crude iron]

Ghost of Tsushima is good

[lime comet]

good luck

[crude iron]

might get the game

[cloud urchin]

never played it, didnt have enough space and also all the games are made mostly for controller, i can play on kb but wont feel the same

[lone plinth]

a

ok

[cloud urchin]

W

[lyric garden]

I love it

[crude iron]

trueeee

[crude iron]

40% off lowk steal

[cloud urchin]

no cuz i played god of war on kb right and it was kinda hard but it was aight, but dude i played ragnarokon my controller when i was at home and it felt so much better, even played spiderman 2 and it was the best thing ever

[cloud urchin]

dont got the money sadly

[kind viper]

Fr?

[cloud urchin]

Yeah

[formal maple]

hey chatters

[kind viper]

Aw man it ain’t on xbox

[fierce nacelle]

im embarassed to talk here

[strange pike]

when BritishBaldy

[fierce nacelle]

look what they've done to my beautiful name </3

[crude iron]

on steam yeah

[kind viper]

never

[strange pike]

@clank

[crude iron]

[kind viper]

he would never

[strange pike]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fierce nacelle]

what happens if everyone all at once collectively decided to ping staff

[strange pike]

we’d probably all get banned

[fierce nacelle]

why

[formal maple]

bald

[sturdy needle]

@frosty eagle NATHAN

[strange pike]

nah

[twin hound]

how do I become professional skin maker

[small eagle]

It's more beautiful now

[novel pendant]

[sturdy needle]

@dull flax

BRO

Do U remember me

[dull flax]

Yes

I guess

[sturdy needle]

I REMEMBER U

Check dms rq

[small eagle]

I Remember you

[dull flax]

Who IS u?

[small eagle]

Starreon why are you awake

[sturdy needle]

Check dms and ull remember

[sturdy needle]

Idk blo

[small eagle]

Is It 8 am?

[sturdy needle]

Yes how do u kno

8:02

[signal garden]

download blockbench

[sturdy needle]

3

[small eagle]

Oh then fair

[twin hound]

how in the world are yall changing your names

[small eagle]

Hehe

[small eagle]

Clank and nicknames

[strange pike]

Clanks doin it

[twin hound]

oh

[sturdy needle]

I'm owner

[sturdy needle]

I didn't sleep yet bro

I'm gonna go sleep in 30 min

[keen crown]

who wants to play skywars with me

[light lagoon]

is anyone who plays the hive real

[main sluice]

no

[light lagoon]

i knew it

[keen crown]

kinda real

[main sluice]

all players are AI bots except yourself

[noble cypress]

im fake sorry

[light lagoon]

oh no

[keen crown]

who wanna play skywar with me

[light lagoon]

i can tell

[noble cypress]

im sure this guy over here is prob AI

[light lagoon]

thats even more obvious

[keen crown]

how

[noble cypress]

those who know...

[keen crown]

what

i jus want someone to play with me

[vernal arch]

Wsp chat

[small eagle]

Damn

[light lagoon]

when did he go crazy and change every relevant person's names

[small eagle]

I did a duolingo lesson on last minute

It was 23:59

[vernal arch]

lol

[sturdy needle]

Hmm idk I wasn't there

[keen crown]

can anyone play skywars with me

[small eagle]

Hi i'm balderboom

[light lagoon]

im not relevant in the hive disc which is why my name isnt itsbaldpuff

im here every 3 months

[light lagoon]

hi balderboom

[sturdy needle]

Almost messed it up

Make it 1000

[novel pendant]

[keen crown]

can someone play skywar with me

[sturdy needle]

#🥳・looking-for-party

[light lagoon]

waiting for someone to say that

[keen crown]

nobody is responding

i sent like 5 messages

[trim summit]

i miss him

[rare panther]

Im happy that it’s almost December

[trim summit]

i hate december 😔

[rare panther]

Why

[light lagoon]

december is cold

[trim summit]

cause im going 2 become older 💔

[fierce nacelle]

shh

quiet

shh the mods will get you

[trim summit]

actually i love december

[minor fiber]

good looks

ill quit

[fierce nacelle]

do it already

shoo

[minor fiber]

i did bro

[fierce nacelle]

shoo

[rare panther]

Might get the block Friday bundle this year

[minor fiber]

🙌

[fierce nacelle]

go

[minor fiber]

please stop

Im far from gangster enough to fight you

[sinful geyser]

[strange pike]

[rare panther]

Gonna have a lot of fun plans in December

[strange pike]

I got nothin planned

[minor fiber]

lets hang

me n you

[strange pike]

no

[rare panther]

One of them is that I’m having a New Year’s party (in school) before the winter break

[minor fiber]

how come

[light lagoon]

👍

[strange pike]

cuz idk who you are

[twin hound]

E

[minor fiber]

do you know anybody in here irl?

[strange pike]

yes

[inland sequoia]

always knew you were bald

[strange pike]

not gonna say who

[obtuse dust]

Me too!

[iron bone]

crazy

[obtuse dust]

What is?

[light lagoon]

Same

I love Christmas

[rare panther]

Same bro

[lyric garden]

Based

[tawdry sluice]

I love it more

[granite cave]

🍎

[obtuse dust]

Ur baack!

Haha baaa 🐑

[rare panther]

T E K
A H
J

[kind mirage]

@thorn crane

[granite cave]

🫂