🐝・hive-chat

[river haven]

they made alot of sonic music during sonic adventure

[real oak]

Hi

[cosmic dune]

the. yeah

[hoary pilot]

why's it not its 9

[cosmic dune]

sorry gng 💔

[hoary pilot]

wait niche reference

[cosmic dune]

8 is a round number

[real oak]

Why why not

[real oak]

And special

[little arch]

i remember there wwas also lil sharks when i wwas walking in the water but luckily they were lemon sharks which arent hostile

[hoary pilot]

what made you pick eight to be ur name

[cosmic dune]

just like you! (jokes)

[hoary pilot]

erm that's great

[serene valley]

oh btw money by floyd also has a jazz segment

[real oak]

Bec it was my fav num when i was a kid

[cosmic dune]

listening to it rn

[real oak]

Wow

[river haven]

these days kids be saying 67 is their favorite number

[serene valley]

because 789

[cosmic dune]

wait ik that one i love money

[real oak]

[river haven]

67 is NOT funny no matter what context you use it in

[sterile sinew]

Who likes pokemon here?

[serene valley]

YEAAA

[runic vine]

@fierce nacelle oh my god girl literally how are you

[cosmic dune]

i saw it in a yt video once and listened to it on repeat for like a week

[little arch]

dawg is 67 actually demonic?

[hoary pilot]

that's scary ngl

[serene valley]

the whole the dark side of the moon album is like 10/10

[river haven]

so many kids have used 67 in my school (im in the senior most class in my branch) that teachers now avoid saying 6-7, they sya 5-7 now

[sterile sinew]

Yes

[cosmic dune]

yes

[river haven]

apparently

[hoary pilot]

why did 7 eat 9

[river haven]

even tho luka doncic is the one who made it famous

[hoary pilot]

like why would he do that guys

[cosmic dune]

dark side of the moon is a peak album

[sterile sinew]

Don't

[river haven]

he did the 67 celebration

[serene valley]

because 7/11 was closed

[real oak]

The amount of times I seen this joke since having 8 as my ign

[river haven]

9 looked delicious

[runic vine]

because 6 ate 7

[river haven]

duh

[hoary pilot]

evil

[serene valley]

one of the best ever

[hoary pilot]

why does 9 look delicious then erm

[river haven]

becuz

[serene valley]

I only know the more popular luka and that is modric

[hoary pilot]

fun fact ive never been to a 7/11

[river haven]

my goat

[cosmic dune]

i learned the great gig in the sky vocal riff in vocal classes when i was like 13

[hoary pilot]

cause what

[serene valley]

it doesn't exist where I live

[hoary pilot]

that's sad

[cosmic dune]

this guy knows ball chat

[little arch]

when i 1st saw this i thought of the movie transformers dark side of the moon O_O

[hoary pilot]

well actually ur not missing out cause like

[river haven]

9 looks like an ice cream which is falling off the stick, or a very sideways lollipop

[hoary pilot]

its probably lame

[river haven]

you watch football?

[serene valley]

bro that is insane, i don't even try cause I respect the lady's vocals so much that I don't try to ruin it

[hoary pilot]

maybe ur right

guys should we all eat the number 9

[cosmic dune]

i used to have a transformer car if yk the one named jazz i had the car that they were

[tawdry sail]

number 9 large

[cosmic dune]

no i’m just in the band

[river haven]

theres big backs here who'd eat the entire thing without sharing

[hoary pilot]

what's that i don't eat fast food

[river haven]

like me

[serene valley]

he meant as in music taste 😭

[hoary pilot]

yuh it's a team effort

[river haven]

reading the msgs back i now realize this😭😭

[serene valley]

lol

[cosmic dune]

did you ever get a chance to check out the playlist i sent you?

[river haven]

has anyone listened to one more soul to the call from silent hill homecoming

[little arch]

iguess 67 is somehoww demonic bc the rapper had a satanism tattooo and another rapper named lil wayne had a song where it said "6 foot 7 foot 6 foot 7 foot" and hes known for making sacrifices

[runic vine]

that’s pretty mean dude

[serene valley]

listened to the sam cooke and sinatra's parts but when I put the playlist in to listen to it, i actually slept as I was returning from my school in the bus and then I slept 💀, and when I woke up, I was like which langauge is this (cause english ain't my native language) 😭

[hoary pilot]

7/11 is meh

[cosmic dune]

that’s like saying lil nas x is demonic because of that one music video

[hoary pilot]

& it's not a living thing it doesn't have feelings like i do

[serene valley]

i remember that

[runic vine]

What if I were to call you lame

[cosmic dune]

HELP 😭🙏🏽

[little arch]

im just saying what youtube told me its prib nit true

[hoary pilot]

erm then that would hurt my feelings

[serene valley]

Montero right?

[hoary pilot]

i think we r missing the point here

[river haven]

yes

[serene valley]

that was one hell of a time to be alive

[cosmic dune]

i need more jazz that’s not in english so PLEASE feel free to add stuff to it

[runic vine]

exactly

[cosmic dune]

i think so yeah

[river haven]

it was montero

[serene valley]

bet

[hoary pilot]

ight welp

but also ik i'm not lame so

u would js be lying & idc what ppl think me

[cosmic dune]

right coraql is incapable of being lame

[serene valley]

i remember it cause I saw a conspiracy video on it

[hoary pilot]

so like yeah 👍

[river haven]

me too

[runic vine]

Uh

Ok

[hoary pilot]

thx man i take that as a compliment

[serene valley]

that's one good way to cover up narcissism i respect it 😊

[cosmic dune]

it is a compliment

[real oak]

i afked for a milisecond, what happened

[hoary pilot]

i'm NOT a narcissist don't get it twisted

i'm like everyone else i'm human

n i'm not perfect

[serene valley]

I'm only human after all

[cosmic dune]

that’s what a narcissist would say

[hoary pilot]

that song is so sad

[echo sierra]

e

[hoary pilot]

youre gaslighting me

[serene valley]

is it?

[hoary pilot]

YES

[serene valley]

tbh I have never listened to it except when my friends put it on

[sturdy needle]

I'm perfect

[cosmic dune]

or are YOU gaslighting ME

[sturdy needle]

I'm the chosen one

[serene valley]

lemme see

[hoary pilot]

oh yeah?

[cosmic dune]

i think i’ve heard it twice maybe

[sturdy needle]

Hell yeah

[hoary pilot]

erm no i'm not you r bullying me & saying false things abt me

[high agate]

thank you for letting me borrow your lambo yesterday

[serene valley]

im taking coraql's word for it and if it's not sad then

[sturdy needle]

I gotchu, lmk if u need anything else

[cosmic dune]

nuh uh you’re crazy

[hoary pilot]

lyrically it's kinda sad

[river haven]

oh god that reminds me of that one song

[cosmic dune]

we jump coraql if they’re lying

[serene valley]

I will be the judge now 💀

[river haven]

i agree

[high agate]

champagne tonight? (On you of course)

[upbeat dagger]

Is it just me or is anyone else not able to long into the hive due to it not being able to “validate your login”

[hoary pilot]

thats like the only ragnbone man song i know though 😭 😭

[sturdy needle]

Already reserved for it

I thought u were joining up

[hoary pilot]

erm no i'm not

[high agate]

after our courtside game right?

[cosmic dune]

guys the bass on these headphones is so loud i took them off and my ears are ringing

[sturdy needle]

yeah, also don't bring the lambo I gotchu I'll be in my batmobile

[cosmic dune]

everyone is crazy

[hoary pilot]

prove it

[high agate]

dude the last 7 courtside we went to at MSG were insane haha we always get put on TV

[hoary pilot]

erm what

[sturdy needle]

slide that digits

[river haven]

crazy? i was crazy once

they locked me in a room

[cosmic dune]

[river haven]

a rubber room

[cosmic dune]

a rubber room

[hoary pilot]

i'm NOT giving my phone number to someone i met like today

[river haven]

a rubber room full of rats

[cosmic dune]

a rubber room with rats

[river haven]

the rats drove me crazy

[hoary pilot]

like 5 ppl have my phone number & 3 of those ppl is my mom dad n sister

[cosmic dune]

you said it wrong

twice

[river haven]

i know😭

[sturdy needle]

Don't worry we can take it as ur pace

[cosmic dune]

yall can have mine

[hoary pilot]

what is this 😭

[sturdy needle]

Hell no

[sturdy needle]

Ok I'm kidding

[cosmic dune]

😔

[sturdy needle]

😭🙏🏻

[high agate]

bro

[sturdy needle]

I folded bro

[high agate]

insane lob by me

[sturdy needle]

Good assist

[high agate]

Blake Griffin and Chris Paul

[harsh maple]

[high agate]

I always got you covered just lmk.

[cosmic dune]

i’ve heard sadder songs than this

[upbeat dagger]

[sturdy needle]

My goat

[hoary pilot]

well like obviously yes

[runic vine]

Hey do you have me covered too

[hoary pilot]

erm no u arent get out

[cosmic dune]

it rlly isn’t that sad 😭🙏🏽

[river haven]

ts the first msg of the day for me (12am)

[hoary pilot]

that song is like old white man music though so like no thx

[river haven]

i keep forgetting case is 30 mins infront of me even tho we live in neighbouring countries

[high agate]

perhaps

[cosmic dune]

what uncultured old white men have you met

[hoary pilot]

my extended family pretty much

[cosmic dune]

[serene valley]

ok guys I finished listening to 2 versions of the song and I think we must publicly execute coraql now cause this was 4/10 sad at max, like the happiest radiohead song is sadder than this

[cosmic dune]

i would say a 2 at most

[hoary pilot]

when ur old enough to know the family lore n u realize ur blood related to villains

[serene valley]

too kind

[real oak]

woah

whats happening

[serene valley]

listen to suspirium

[cosmic dune]

literally my mother

[river haven]

that reminds me

[serene valley]

oh hai

icey wsp

[brazen veldt]

Yurrrrrr

[river haven]

of what my dad's side of my family is doing

[hoary pilot]

my mom is like the sweetest person can't relate

i'mma mamas girl ngl

[river haven]

hiya

hru case

[wet pasture]

@verbal tundra hi how are you

[serene valley]

can you ask your mama her favourite philosopher 🥺

[real oak]

gig

[cosmic dune]

my mom is a 61 year old white lady from delaware

[hoary pilot]

erm if i remember sure

[timber breach]

I think I traumatized @crude iron chat, ITS OVER

[cosmic dune]

she sucks

[serene valley]

thanks

[cosmic dune]

hi scvulty!

[real oak]

great job

[hoary pilot]

delaware is cool though like nothing happens there

[real oak]

and hi

[cosmic dune]

in the 60s it was a lot of bigots

[cloud urchin]

isnt that quite normal for you two

[timber breach]

I told her to watch IT: Welcome to Derry

[serene valley]

not even that scary 😭

[hoary pilot]

good news it's 2025 & not the 60s

[twin hound]

how bad could it possibly be

[hoary pilot]

we have erm

what do we have in 2025

erm

[real oak]

oh...

[serene valley]

uh

[cosmic dune]

bad news my mom hasn’t realized that yet

[real oak]

for rez it is

[hoary pilot]

is ur mom bigoted thats evil

[serene valley]

36 different flavours of classic ricearoni!

[river haven]

wqit isnt half of bedrocks code made using ai

[serene valley]

we have that in 2025

[cosmic dune]

if you really wanna traumatize her tell her to watch megan is missing

[cloud urchin]

huh

[serene valley]

*exorcism of Emily rose

[river haven]

i heard somewhere bedrocks some of bedrocks code is made using ai

[cloud urchin]

i refuse to believe that ngl

[hoary pilot]

guys what do we have in 2025

[cosmic dune]

wait now i have to watch that

[serene valley]

i already answered

[cloud urchin]

good question

[tribal heart]

what about 183 women

[serene valley]

36 different flavours of classic rice a roni

[hoary pilot]

i didnt read it wait

[cosmic dune]

uhhhh global warming?

idk man

[hoary pilot]

wow man that sounds freaking awesome

[serene valley]

thanks

[tribal heart]

deers

[serene valley]

😄

[hoary pilot]

this phone thing is pretty cool ngl

[river haven]

a bunch of controversies

[sturdy needle]

Hell no

[cosmic dune]

i second that

[sturdy needle]

Dawg I'm not THAT down bad

[serene valley]

starreon why are you so weird looking all of a sudden

[sturdy needle]

What

[hoary pilot]

erm if u say so

[sturdy needle]

I'm matching with @small eagle

[serene valley]

first mistake

[sturdy needle]

Why do u erm

[serene valley]

never take his word

[shrewd elbow]

Six sevenn

[hoary pilot]

erm is my punch line yk

[sturdy needle]

Delete it

[hoary pilot]

like its my go to catch phrase

[river haven]

erm.. what the sigma?

[hoary pilot]

i love erm

[serene valley]

you mean catch phrase?

[sturdy needle]

lowkey

[serene valley]

yeah

[river haven]

oh no

[hoary pilot]

yuh

[tribal heart]

67 bro

[cosmic dune]

get outta here

[sturdy needle]

Boy 😂🙏🏻✌🏻 677
Edit: mom I'm famous

[sturdy needle]

67 respect button>>>

[serene valley]

[shrewd elbow]

❌❌❌

[river haven]

ts so tuff boi🤣🥶🥶

[sturdy needle]

Stupid emogi

[hollow badger]

[sturdy needle]

Damn is 😂🎉

[serene valley]

shut up

[river haven]

respect to the guy who respected the guy who respected 67

[cosmic dune]

why is everyone turning into 8 year olds

[zealous lily]

guys i want anomaly breach ticket

[river haven]

we love fortnite we love fortnite we love fortnite

[sturdy needle]

Hio hui

[sturdy needle]

Your greed sickens me

[iron bone]

Wow that’s crazy

[serene valley]

no we don't

[shrewd elbow]

Did you mean 6 or 7 bro

[serene valley]

Get out

[iron bone]

I want ultimate

[serene valley]

zor what was that band again

[sturdy needle]

U literally got ultimate today and now ur asking for anomaly ticket

[river haven]

67 is NOT funny vro

[sturdy needle]

That's a shame

[serene valley]

I forgot the name 😭

[iron bone]

Which one

[sturdy needle]

61 😂🎉

[iron bone]

Sleep token?

[cosmic dune]

hi mcdonald’s hash brown

[zealous lily]

me 2

[serene valley]

the one with some good vocals

[iron bone]

the one that jump scared u

[serene valley]

I think so..

[cosmic dune]

me three

[iron bone]

Sleep Token yeah

[hoary pilot]

GUYS i thought of something funnier than 24

[serene valley]

oh yes

[cosmic dune]

actually can someone gift me nitro?

[serene valley]

im gonna follow them on Spotify

[iron bone]

Take me Back to Eden jumpscared u

[sturdy needle]

What is it

[real oak]

[sturdy needle]

Sure

[hoary pilot]

NOO

[river haven]

whats 9+10

[serene valley]

😭

[iron bone]

They’re so good fr

[zealous lily]

bruh

[hoary pilot]

why does no one get my niche references

[real oak]

lowk bored ima get on sw

[iron bone]

Hi

[sturdy needle]

Ur niche is worse than @small eagle

[serene valley]

because that's your inside joke not ours

[cosmic dune]

21?

[iron bone]

I need to give it to my new friend

[river haven]

whats 9+10

[hoary pilot]

it's not an inside joke its a cultured spongebob reference

[iron bone]

they are a non

[cosmic dune]

twenty-one

[serene valley]

breh

[iron bone]

Pilots

[hoary pilot]

run back on 9+10=21

[serene valley]

spongebob is not niche

[river haven]

you stoopid🥶🤣✌️👹

[cosmic dune]

ohh i get it now

[iron bone]

TØP 💕

[zealous lily]

just buy an egirl

[hoary pilot]

ru sure

[iron bone]

I am an egirl wym

jk jk

[cosmic dune]

guys 9/11 caused the downfall of ellen degeneres and i have the whole timeline of it memorized

[zealous lily]

selling egirls dm me

[hoary pilot]

yuh but like when u reference it you have to know n stuff

cause there r so many spongebob memes n phrases

ykwim man

[iron bone]

That’s illegal. You can’t sell people.

[serene valley]

SpongeBob made by two russian brothers in 1876 from the uranium radiations in Uruguay is NICHE

[river haven]

osama bin laden ruined pak's reputation lowk

[serene valley]

can u send you something in dms please

[zealous lily]

bruh

[hoary pilot]

guys i watched a documentary recently on how osama bin laden died

it was so cool

[serene valley]

it's a bit inappropriate tho

[cosmic dune]

yeah go for it

[eternal arch]

Yo

[small eagle]

Ou

[iron bone]

oh god

[serene valley]

I can send you too? It's very silly but may offend some

[zealous lily]

selling me. i hope some egirl wiöö

[iron bone]

I mean you can if you want lol

[river haven]

hmm

[iron bone]

I don’t get easily offended

[visual hare]

Is xbox service down

[serene valley]

not you

💀

[river haven]

unc

[sturdy needle]

Elwha5

[river haven]

vela unc

[sturdy needle]

What

[river haven]

vela unc whos always on coc

[serene valley]

the norm macdonald joke

you have seen it already

[zealous lily]

selling my self but only egirl can buy me

[serene valley]

shut up kiddo your bed time is up

[sturdy needle]

That was not inappropriate

[serene valley]

your mama can open the door anytime

[hoary pilot]

guys i hate mcdonalds

[serene valley]

for some it might be

[river haven]

vela uncle jee

[hoary pilot]

fast food is bad for you guys dont eat it

[sacred nimbus]

@swift stag

[river haven]

chup ho jayein thank you

[zealous lily]

me too

[hoary pilot]

why do ppl like fast food it tastes like nothing but grease

[tribal heart]

but its fast

[cosmic dune]

bread man

[river haven]

telling us smth we all know

[iron bone]

that’s bad 💀💀

[tribal heart]

chimken nugget🤤

[iron bone]

lol

[river haven]

reminds me of that quick matjs video

[hoary pilot]

youre most certainly welcome buster

[small eagle]

Yup

[serene valley]

was it funny

[iron bone]

yes but bad 💀

[hoary pilot]

depends where u get them ngl

[foggy rapids]

its the grease they crave

[cosmic dune]

i made some sourdough do you want some

[river haven]

no one not even the unc casepl has EVER called me buster😭😭

[hoary pilot]

its cause ppl r gross

[serene valley]

haha thanks norm is my favourite

[torn river]

How do I appeal for a ban?

[iron bone]

WHY is there still a damn RUBBER DUCK in my bed ong these cats make me mad

[cosmic dune]

just wait bro

[hoary pilot]

i call everyone the following:
-man
-girl
-kid
-bucko
-buster

[serene valley]

you want me to send you too?

[cosmic dune]

you talk like my younger cousins

[iron bone]

ok bud

[hoary pilot]

i'ma grown woman thx

[zealous lily]

send what

[small eagle]

Yes please

[iron bone]

Mayo de no chey

[river haven]

i call everyone:
nerd
unc
lil bro
vro
gng
twin

[serene valley]

np

[crude iron]

The girl with the glasses is a big ew for me

[river haven]

job

[hoary pilot]

thats like the default settings i feel like

[rare panther]

Im using bare bones a resource pack

[hoary pilot]

but like valid

[hoary pilot]

yeah man i work tomorrow send help

[iron bone]

I just don’t reference people as one individual

[zealous lily]

i want an egirl

[serene valley]

bro wants niche nicks too now

[serene valley]

why not

[iron bone]

I am a leader and I represent everyone as

• Minion
• Loser
• Mcdonald

[river haven]

guess who has holiday tmrw

[hoary pilot]

yuh cause i'm #niche

[iron bone]

Ez pz

[hoary pilot]

lucky

[river haven]

i am a minion

[hoary pilot]

man i work on thanksgiving

it's so evil

[iron bone]

Mcdonald hash brown the mighty leader

[serene valley]

I hope you did that ironically

[iron bone]

😁

[river haven]

ts so corny icl

[hoary pilot]

erm i think i did idk

[hoary pilot]

not my problem man

[iron bone]

Nobody is as cool as xzorroiz4

[serene valley]

Prolly ironical yea

[river haven]

hm

[shrewd elbow]

xzorroiz67

[iron bone]

Clank would die if he had to copy paste my name 67 times

[river haven]

nobody is as much of a nerd aura farming unc like @serene valley

[iron bone]

Case is a mcdonald

[serene valley]

ok so that might be uh true

[hoary pilot]

get this man a true

[serene valley]

also unrelated but farewells chat

[iron bone]

Bye

[serene valley]

I have a test

[river haven]

bye case

[serene valley]

Byeeee

[river haven]

oh gl

[iron bone]

also i’d call him obsessed w/ me atp

[hoary pilot]

bye casepl ur pretty cool

gl on ur exam

[river haven]

i'll try not to msg u at 5am

like i did that one time i was eating ice cream

[iron bone]

LOL

my cat is trying to lay on my face, and she just fell over bc I moved her paw

I love when animals lose their balance and just fall over

and I also think it’s freaking adorable when cats have stuff in their mouth

like when they are carrying a toy or something

[flat pumice]

so my friend was banned for "cheating" unfair advantage but he has no cheat or exploits but now he cant play hive for a week?

[river haven]

happens

tell him to appeal

[flat pumice]

how does one apeal

[river haven]

email hive support or goto the hive website

[sturdy needle]

#📩・help-me create a ticket

Click on contact support team

[flat pumice]

ty he is doing that now <3

[iron bone]

i’m so excited for the sakura fox

[solid olive]

The wat

[iron bone]

the sakura fox pet

[vocal sparrow]

Hi yall

[iron bone]

And the owl mount looks epic too

[solid olive]

Where can i see it

[vocal sparrow]

I met 10 year old guy in discord today who also plays hive

He says that he first used discord at age 8 💀

[iron bone]

https://updates.playhive.com/p/block-friday-2025-bundle

it’s on the roadmap

[iron bone]

easiest report ever

[signal garden]

and you didn't report his account

[vocal sparrow]

Uhh no

Should i

[signal garden]

youre weird if you don't

[iron bone]

discord is 13+

and in general it’s safer to report them to keep them safe

[vocal sparrow]

Yea ill do that rn

[iron bone]

less risk of adults getting into contact with them

if you have a message of them specifically saying they are 10, report that message in particular

[vocal sparrow]

Ok

[fallow hamlet]

the first thing i see when i open this app…

[vocal sparrow]

Done

[iron bone]

If you think about it it’s just safer… they are a child online on a 13+ platform. I get it everyone has it it’s the easiest way to talk to people but… again it’s the easiest way to talk to people and a 10 year old doesn’t need to be talkin to strangers online imo

It’s not even to get them into trouble it’s for their safety

[vocal sparrow]

Yea. And they started doing that at 8 yrs old

[iron bone]

good stuff and if they are in this discord please report them too!

in #🚔・report-rulebreakers with your screenshot attached

[fallow hamlet]

🇸🇮

[modest pier]

@quaint kernel you are on skywar?

[quaint kernel]

Not anymore the anticheat keeps banning me

[glacial raptor]

e

[vocal sparrow]

They had the hive server tag

[kind swift]

Slovakia vs Slovenia

[iron bone]

Okay so they are probably in here too

[sick patrol]

oh em gee

[iron bone]

i’d suggest screenshotting their dms with you, and reporting them in #🚔・report-rulebreakers with their discord username

[kind swift]

oh my godness

[vocal sparrow]

Oke

[iron bone]

Just rather be safe than sorry yk

i’d rather try to prevent a kid from speaking with someone they shouldn’t then stand there idly while they become a victim

I am very protective of online safety and children

lol

[austere fiber]

Hey Hey

[vocal sparrow]

Yea ill do the report now

I got tricked once by a fake discord mod

[iron bone]

heya

kids are also very gullible and more likely to get scammed and such

[tawdry sail]

I asked a fake dc mod if he got anything to back up his claims

Guess who got blocked

[vocal sparrow]

I was gullible for that too but not anymore. I probably wont fall for it again

[vocal sparrow]

I didnt do anything and did what i was told. Bc i didnt know

[iron bone]

I had someone pretend to be a streamer wanting to be friends the issue is…

the person they were imitating was actively live…

I went to the streamers chat was like “yo, I think it’s a scammer but is this you perchance?”

they said “uh no…. that’s def a scammer”

[tawdry sail]

One of many reasons why i question everything someone tells me

[iron bone]

i just went back to the dms like “if ur gonna imitate a streamer, please try to make sure they aren’t ACTIVELY streaming next time” 💀💀

i got blocked so fast lol

[tawdry sail]

Some people get hacked and the hackers/scammers will tell anyone in the hacked accounts friends list, that they accidentally reported you, and that they need you to get in contact with discord.

They'll send you a fake link. Never click on shady links.

[vocal sparrow]

Reported on hive too

[vocal sparrow]

I fell on that i accidently reported thing too

[iron bone]

yeah

That’s a common one

I had some dude i knew irl have someone try to scam me with his username

[placid grotto]

Thanks for keeping the community safe sir 🙏

[iron bone]

they made a new instagram account and then said something along the lines of “I need help with bills my old account got hacked”

💀

[tawdry sail]

No way i see you here

[iron bone]

I told them “get a job then”

[vocal sparrow]

Lool

[iron bone]

had someone else try to hack my friends account with the help a friend code thing…

[placid grotto]

[vapid star]

Why did you redeem it!?!?!?!?!?!

[iron bone]

My friend has their instagram name set to Sunflower, this is not their name for obvious reasons

[vocal sparrow]

J*b

[iron bone]

I said “so if you are my friend… what’s your name?”

they responded “Sunflower is my name obviously”

💀

cooked

[vocal sparrow]

Also the 10 year old guy sent picture of his face

[iron bone]

Messaged my friend on discord and they changed all their info on their instagram just for safety

[tawdry sail]

Hru doing?

[fierce vigil]

Why are we censoring that word

[vocal sparrow]

Idk lol

[placid grotto]

Im fine as always n youu

[tawdry sail]

That scammer sent me a username, and i texted that guy. After asking for any proof, he sent me a poorly edited "Discord Support Certificate" and after that he probably knew I won't fall for that and thus got blocked

[iron bone]

😭😭😭

[tawdry sail]

Doing well

[iron bone]

The only reason they are so obvious is because people still fall for it anyway

they can be this blatant because people still fall for it

[vocal sparrow]

I sent the scammer my bank info on accident

[placid grotto]

No clue if ur downplaying ur current situation, you probably are LMAO

[tawdry sail]

you did... w h a t ?

[vocal sparrow]

Yea im dum

[tawdry sail]

I'm a lil stressed, but physically I'm fine

[faint solstice]

damn..

[pallid wedge]

speed bridge blocks under you disappear >get banned>appeal and gets denied with the same ai generated paragraph

[vocal sparrow]

But my dad made my card not work so it couldnt be stolen

So all good

[cedar crater]

[tawdry sail]

You know it for the future now. Never send someone your bank info

[kind viper]

real

[pallid wedge]

[vocal sparrow]

Yea ill know next time

[tawdry sail]

or other sensitive data. At all.

[vocal sparrow]

Yh

[pallid wedge]

welp time to play ac shadows and wait out my 7day ban for speed bridging

[placid grotto]

[iron bone]

it’ll be easier

just takes some time

[tawdry sail]

proceeds to leak my entire address

||jk of course not lol||

[vocal sparrow]

The 10 year old guy asked if he could see my face. I said no. At least he said that i dont have to its privacy

[tawdry sail]

[iron bone]

1111111 south something street

That’s right I know

this is obviously a joke ^

[vocal sparrow]

Yh

[cedar crater]

why did i get a warning lmao

[iron bone]

Gotta be sure they don’t ban me

[iron bone]

should say why in the warning

[vocal sparrow]

I live in milkyway orion arm and sun neighbourhood

[iron bone]

lol

[cedar crater]

but i didnt do non of that did i?

[iron bone]

no telling

[tawdry sail]

Ye

[iron bone]

probably whatever you said in the message that had just got deleted

[scarlet trail]

even 32 chunks java Minecraft on android loads faster then Minecraft bedrock

[iron bone]

how you playin java on an android man

[cedar crater]

POJAV LAUNCHER

[lone moat]

meow

[cedar crater]

sorry for caps

[scarlet trail]

mojolauncher

[iron bone]

whack

[scarlet trail]

works so well

like no excuses from Microsoft anymore

[iron bone]

MojoJojo

idk

[tawdry sail]

Microsoft is a mess.

[scarlet trail]

1 second to join on java for android 8 minutes to join a server on bedrock

[iron bone]

just be careful a lot of servers consider that unapproved clients and can / will ban you for using them

[scarlet trail]

havent got banned yet

[iron bone]

like I said be careful

[scarlet trail]

im using mods so even more sus

too bad there aren't any good factions servers anymore

[iron bone]

factions is just sorta dead

newer gen’s don’t enjoy it so it doesn’t really get hype

[scarlet trail]

too much xrayers probably

so survival mode it is

skyblock is kinda dead too

[olive breach]

what’s up guys and in todays video I will be showing you how to build the red stone computer to play fortnite on in minecraft

you know it’s real because I am a real YouTuber so you should smash the like button and smash that subscribe button for 67 or 41 more tutorials

[drowsy hill]

what does 67 mean

[olive breach]

i scared everybody away with my redstone computer that’s crazy

[olive breach]

it’s a number gng

[drowsy hill]

What’s a number

And why that one specifically

[olive breach]

a jawn on yo keyboard

[light lagoon]

good question

[olive breach]

cuz 67 is my favorite number

[drowsy hill]

and 41?

[olive breach]

so friggin tuff bro

[fierce vigil]

(about to get banned for this)

[thick cairn]

and also that💔

[drowsy hill]

41 days until they get fed?

[thick cairn]

no no no

[real oak]

Wow

[olive breach]

U tryna share one bro

[fierce vigil]

ehm sure

[olive breach]

I jus revived the hive chat I am the goat

[fierce vigil]

you can have 6 or 7 of them

[drowsy hill]

[thick cairn]

yeah no its ocassionally revived by uh. clank💔

[olive breach]

bro did u know 6+7=41

[drowsy hill]

yes

[olive breach]

I jus learned that today

[iron bone]

i’ll revive chat even more

[drowsy hill]

so first u add the 6 and the 7 together and it looks like a 41

[iron bone]

all I have to do is exist and people just appear

[drowsy hill]

long uss name

[olive breach]

Yes

[thick cairn]

so whys you pfp a mcdonalds hash brown

[iron bone]

it’s great

[olive breach]

I ain’t reading allat ah name

[iron bone]

why not

mcdonald’s hashbrown the goat

[thick cairn]

sure

[olive breach]

Wait former mineplex mod

Dude what happened to mineplex

I miss that jawn bro

[thick cairn]

the servers melted vro

[drowsy hill]

the server is back

[thick cairn]

literally and figuratively

[olive breach]

mineplex was so cool

[iron bone]

they shut down, have new owners, they were meant to bring it back years ago but have never fully

[olive breach]

Bro you lyin

[iron bone]

it’s been in closed betas off and on since

[drowsy hill]

No they tried

[iron bone]

They still have plans to bring it public but it does exist

I could log in right now I think

[olive breach]

will it ever come back to bedrock or no

[drowsy hill]

^^^

[thick cairn]

2020 mineplex tho was kinda peak i cant lie

[iron bone]

I think they plan to, but because it’s new owners, they have to get a new microsoft contract.

[olive breach]

preach

Micro battles was the goat

And cake wars was fire

[thick cairn]

w

[olive breach]

Ah I see

[iron bone]

I do miss me some micro

[tawdry sluice]

_ _

[olive breach]

Why doesn’t hive add a game like micro battles

would be so fun

[tawdry sluice]

Real

[olive breach]

One of the most strategy based mini games I’ve ever played

I love strategy based//fast paced pvp games

[iron bone]

Idk I am not in contact really with new ownership or anything

they wiped all the mods and the entire staff team and redid everything

[olive breach]

Oh wow

Maybe that’s for the best tho

didn’t the old owners like not care about it at all

Feel like I’ve watched or heard of the full mineplex story when it shut down but i lowk can’t recall

[iron bone]

yeah

they actually shadow shut down the server

but then someone came in and made a deal and bought it

[olive breach]

tuff life

So do u think 2026 we get mineplex back or nah

bro I’d actually play it

I’ve done like pretty much everything I wanted to do on hive

[iron bone]

Ehh they have been saying it’s close to launch since 2022 when it shut down so

[olive breach]

I forget did mineplex used to have uhcs or nah

[iron bone]

gta6 before mineplex atp

[olive breach]

I feel like they did

[iron bone]

no

[olive breach]

ah rip

[iron bone]

java did I think

But bedrock didn’t

[olive breach]

Yeah maybe I’m thinking of Java

[iron bone]

they had survival mode

[olive breach]

I miss playing uhc

Hive gotta add new minigames or sum

Did that murder mystery update ever come out

I been waiting on that for a min now

[turbid fiber]

hi

[olive breach]

hey

[ornate void]

hi

[lone moat]

meow

[ornate void]

Bros playing microsoft edge

[worldly sparrow]

i own them all

[lone moat]

its twitch

[tribal heart]

gimme one

[worldly sparrow]

hmmmmmmm

mmmmmmmm

no they r my women

[olive breach]

mineplex was so tuff yall

[ornate void]

Was your bio always like that?

[tribal heart]

i hate u

[lone moat]

nu why

[ornate void]

Nothing

[lone moat]

oh oki

[worldly sparrow]

i was about to give u a deer woman

[tribal heart]

interesting

[worldly sparrow]

the problem is

i dont have deers

[keen kayak]

Aight TT

[zealous lily]

guys i want anomaly breach ticket

[smoky locust]

Wow, a purple place! Will I find someone to send me a gift-"

[zealous lily]

me please

[smoky locust]

Wow, you're going to send me a gift

[rare panther]

Same well kinda

[zealous lily]

no but can you gift me please

[past rapids]

Meow

[smoky locust]

I'm devastated

[zealous lily]

meoww

[past rapids]

Meowww

[zealous lily]

i love cats

[past rapids]

Real

[zealous lily]

yes

[past rapids]

Cats are cute

[rare panther]

Fr

[past rapids]

Dogs are better thoe

[zealous lily]

like egirls

[rare panther]

I love puppies

[past rapids]

Oh

[past rapids]

Real

[zealous lily]

i love egirls

[past rapids]

Kinda cringe ngl

[zealous lily]

gn gtg

[past rapids]

Gn have a good day

[rare panther]

Im so happy that thanksgiving is next week

[minor fiber]

hey

tucker how dare you

we’ll miss you

[rare panther]

It’s only during thanksgiving tho

[minor fiber]

not okay

[tulip spoke]

[zealous stump]

hi chat

[rare panther]

Hello

[zealous stump]

hello andrew

[obtuse pine]

Hello guys

[zealous stump]

hello uniquecasde60

[obtuse pine]

Wow this chat is very active

[zealous stump]

very

[obtuse pine]

I think it never was very active like this before

Impressive

[zealous stump]

hi people

how do i put skin on bedrock

[obtuse pine]

Hello discord

[zealous stump]

im stuck with alex

[obtuse pine]

Just go on edit character

[muted orchid]

thank you for your input

[obtuse pine]

Then if u want custom then add one from ur gallery

[obtuse pine]

No problem

[small eagle]

Six seven

[obtuse pine]

Six nine

[vague halo]

🫃

[zealous stump]

ok ty

[vague halo]

yw

[obtuse pine]

👀

[small eagle]

Feeling like Napoleon

[obtuse pine]

There is nothing we can do

[stoic ridge]

[worldly swan]

[zealous stump]

ok well

i cant choose skin, it just crashed the game lol

[keen crescent]

🐭

[somber grail]

[scarlet trail]

remember when you could color 1 pixel and have a invisible skin

[keen kayak]

Royall I watched a vid todayy

[haughty spear]

hm

[lone moat]

meow

[twin hound]

[scarlet trail]

on youtube its impossible to get more then 20 views on longform

fresh insta acc gave 700 views and youtube 10 😂

[somber grail]

[wispy girder]

Hello, Hive Legends.

[scarlet trail]

1 in 10000 odds to get minceraft logo

sooo good luck people

also the clouds can spawn a creeper face

[lone moat]

[somber grail]

[lone moat]

[fallow hamlet]

freaking napoleon

[somber grail]

[lone moat]

[somber grail]

[summer rover]

it isn't

[jagged sinew]

i just got minecraft

[safe wadi]

hello

[scarlet trail]

when i upload low quality garbage i get into the millions on shorts as soon as yt detects any effort its low views lol

drytube

[summer rover]

then you're putting effort into the wrong areas or doing it wrong 🤷‍♀️

[scarlet trail]

90% retention

of course its still early days for this new channel

[scarlet trail]

omg

thats crazy actually

[jagged sinew]

yeah

made my dream come true

[scarlet trail]

actually one of my Minecraft long vids got to 20k but the revenue is terrible

[scarlet trail]

time to become a hive pro

[jagged sinew]

well no.

as i suck

ofc i will suck when some people sweat like

[scarlet trail]

computer or phone

or consol

[jagged sinew]

iphone 8 💔

[scarlet trail]

rip

touch controls are at a severe disadvantage

[jagged sinew]

yeah, ive watched hours of mcpe tips and i suck

i guess im kinda good w snowballs?

[scarlet trail]

its not you its the game

[jagged sinew]

its def me

[scarlet trail]

even the best players turn into noobs when using touch controls

[jagged sinew]

i use the new controls

[scarlet trail]

i used to be pro but i became noob from touch

[sinful geyser]

[jagged sinew]

tho still 💔

[scarlet trail]

luckely i was able to "upgrade" to a xbox controller

[sinful geyser]

Actuallyyy

[flat pivot]

Hi

[sinful geyser]

People on touch can reach farther

And they don’t have to directly look at people to hit

[scarlet trail]

true and spam

[jagged sinew]

imo touch controls are only good for combos

[jagged sinew]

i hit combos sometimes w em

[jagged sinew]

but i cant bridge nothing

[scarlet trail]

i was playing hackercube towers but luckily its luck based

[jagged sinew]

yeah

while i was playing skywars earlier

some person named

Lieblich destroyed me

[scarlet trail]

often when people camp i just jump off

remember teamers and hackers are red

[jagged sinew]

how am i supposed to kill some dude when he lit bridges up in secs

[scarlet trail]

teaming in solo pvp is worse then hacking in my opinion

[jagged sinew]

imo

[jagged sinew]

loosing to your own boom box is worse

[scarlet trail]

most people hack because of the disadvantage or because other people hack

[jagged sinew]

i cant even hack

[scarlet trail]

luckely that good ol' 🧰 app is gone

[jagged sinew]

lol

[scarlet trail]

i can play java Minecraft on phone

[jagged sinew]

i heard a lot about it

[jagged sinew]

:O

Pojav?

[scarlet trail]

it works si well

[scarlet trail]

mojolauncher

wich is basically the same

[small eagle]

My poor message

[jagged sinew]

android probably

[small eagle]

Fr

[scarlet trail]

yeah im on noobdroid

atleast theres freedom here

[jagged sinew]

trust me noobdroid is WAYY better than an Iphone 8

cant even walk properly

[jagged sinew]

prob skill issue

[scarlet trail]

lol

my controller sometimes Glitches and i do weird movement

[jagged sinew]

oh i remember when i was bridging once my cam like shaked so much

probably beacuse of using 4 fingers

[scarlet trail]

atleast pillars is more suitable for touch and controller

i think controller is easiest even

[jagged sinew]

personally i think pc is easiest

i played on a shady mc website

[scarlet trail]

specifically for this minigame

[jagged sinew]

and its so easy

oh then maybe yes

i lowkey need a coach

[scarlet trail]

as you dont really need to open your inventory

[jagged sinew]

yea

[scarlet trail]

you just get a random item or block every 2 seconds

[rare panther]

Minecraft Steve

[jagged sinew]

i know

[scarlet trail]

my favorite item is the invis pot

[jagged sinew]

i like slabs 👍🦅

[scarlet trail]

the copper golem is a block too basically

[jagged sinew]

eh not really

[scarlet trail]

you can stack up with them

[jagged sinew]

to be real i forgot the stuff in pillars

[scarlet trail]

fences and walls are the most annoying

[jagged sinew]

im raging so much on skywars

[jagged sinew]

i forget about it

[jagged sinew]

makes sense

[scarlet trail]

i dislike skywars

[jagged sinew]

well i love it

cause its fun

[scarlet trail]

was more of a hunger games person

[jagged sinew]

tho i suck

[jagged sinew]

i remember watching some yt'ers playing them

they looked so cool back then

[scarlet trail]

i have 66% winrate on cube

[jagged sinew]

W

[scarlet trail]

used to be so good

the axe strategy

[jagged sinew]

i have 2% wr in hive 🤫🤫

[jagged sinew]

?

[scarlet trail]

11000+ kills

[jagged sinew]

damn

i have 5🦅

[safe wadi]

[scarlet trail]

you could spam the axe and not the sword so a 4 damage axe was better then a 9 damage sword

[jagged sinew]

ohhh

[scarlet trail]

i was using stone axes all day

[jagged sinew]

so you could do more dps

[scarlet trail]

you could just spam click

[jagged sinew]

my cps is like 2-3

[scarlet trail]

jump back and forth inside the player to confuse them

[jagged sinew]

i like to bully my friend in our world tho he always beats me.

[scarlet trail]

in all those games i never got a full set of diamond armor

[jagged sinew]

we reached day 150 or so

[jagged sinew]

(def didnt use dupe glitch on netherite)

[scarlet trail]

back on Minecraft 1.5.2 you could just pause the game on a certain moment when you logged back in you duped the item

[jagged sinew]

i saw a recent vid about it

[jagged sinew]

we used a hopper glitch

[scarlet trail]

my world had tons of gold blocks i can tell you

[jagged sinew]

we r thinking of "mining" netherite to make a beacon

[scarlet trail]

mining without a pick

does it actually matter what the base is

[jagged sinew]

some "off camera grinding"

well we actually made a nice base

just had to make the end portal or property

[scarlet trail]

youtubers always mining off camera then returning to dubs of diamonds

"its legit"

[jagged sinew]

trust

and we also didnt use cheats like def to get us elytras and stuff

[rare panther]

I can’t wait to have chicken for thanksgiving

[scarlet trail]

i used to have a cool world on ps4

back then with the limited world size

[jagged sinew]

alr

anyway any tips to get better on mobile

[scarlet trail]

just play alot develop good habits

Mobile is just really hard

[jagged sinew]

gng i thought id be JitR level by watching his tips

[scarlet trail]

my mouse broke often in the pc days

then i smashed it against the wall

[jagged sinew]

the pc?

[scarlet trail]

the mouse

[jagged sinew]

"im gonna break my monitor i swear"

[scarlet trail]

grab it by the cord and just smash away

whats another €2 mouse

Aliexpress "gaming" mouse

[jagged sinew]

i bought mine for 4 euro

[scarlet trail]

rgb = gaming

[jagged sinew]

mine is an office one

[jagged sinew]

fr

[scarlet trail]

i used to have the most random mice

fron thrift stores and such

[jagged sinew]

my teacher has an rgb mouse and i thought damn she must be cranking 90's

i bought mine from a store called Aztech

[scarlet trail]

even with a slow laptop and bad mouse i was still able to win

[jagged sinew]

what laptop did you have

[scarlet trail]

anti-virus popups every hour