#๐ใปhive-chat
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This chat is weird 
id prefer eating him ngl
apples are for eating
Indeed 
not cherishing
๐ซ ty
Dont do it!
even the iridium ones
copper
well no they're to be sold
munch munch It's too late
๐ญ
NOOOO-
son
yeah, true
yes

Say goodbye to the apple god...
say goodbye
he was very delicious lol
altho, could've made him into a pie or something else...
at least
๐
apple.
yes
let's eat the deers next.
venison?
๐ง ๐ง
he gained eyes.
@uneven portal shall be eaten.

he can see what hath been blinding me.
๐ญ what hive chat even abt anymore
you can eat deer, i dont like guns
are these apple certified bullets
@granite cave are they
uhh, isn't it obvious, we're destroying the entirety of apple kingdom
Yes....
ok wait ima go eat ping me for fun iyw
UH OH
What happened to you
๐ซ why
๐
They ate the apple god and now im cursed with immortality
im keeping it alive
How evil
no, you're not, you're just cursed
Hi babe
see?!?
some evil better yk
I've been secretly infecteding everyone here with the apple virus
Real
i knew all this time...
๐ฅน
but not me, im an immortal penguin
that has a gigantic appetite for apples... lol
no
Every hug you got from me was the key to become apples
oh no..
I saw this. I see all.
guns cant stop me yk
๐ญ okay where is this going...
Whattt 
what about multiple
idk, i said that cuz my mc skin is a penguin
Imma go eat now... to be continued!
also one of my fav animals
eat... possibly apples??
byebye Apple
maybe he's changing
me too
yes
hiiiii
hi
I'm going to buy nitro, but with credits lol
why is apple evil apple
i was gonna say ca yu gimmi some D:
idk i just joined to it
gg i have nitro

:3
i still need some kind soul to gift me nitro..
ohh

Have you ever had it before?
i think it tells yu idk
Think itโs like 20 more days idk
This is so real
๐ซ
If you want, I'll give you a gift from The Hive, okay?

lmao no i dont need anything in hive
ะัะธะฒะตั
bro
you want a deer costume on that deer account?
I just asked
i can get one i think
hold on lemme log on
Anddd she said no
Hytale's Disc at 106k in 4 days. That's insane 
sorry did it sound rude D:

Block Friday bundle comes with costume gifts so I was gonna maybe give a few deers a deer costume or something
at least I think it does
i think it says what it has in the roadmap i forget
It gives you 3 costume gifts



Deer

I don't understand what's going on with the Deer server.
Be a deer
but what is
deer
Deer







bro does not deer with us man D:
NOOOOOOOOOO
okay??
Who re
Say what
the k word puts tape over our mouths
๐
๐

cammm
Wingggg
ccaaammmmm'
you gonna keep telling us how great we are or join us like

ummh
Winggggggggggg
I dont want to yoin
ccccccaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!
I love kittens!!!
why dont you want to yoin
join*
srry i speak spanish
๐ธ๐ฎ
Lolllll
:3
I Litterally put imma get banned
i saw
dead chat


Hello everyone
hi
Hi wing
hru :D

Im doing alright
:D
Hi jack
hello!

My eyes hurt imma go to bed was just seeing how chat was doing
gnn โค๏ธ
Who pinged me?
:3
Goodnight charrlotte
Da O Stand for ostrich the hermes bag came pink
hey your smiling :)
Cooked
hello chat im new here i just joined
Heya stells
hi star
hi new here, im caleb
nice to meet you
heyy
hi dino
You still gonna be my naibor
you cannot spell to save your life ๐ญ
Ok mam

ur bday is a day before mine
thats cool
jeez this woman

BABY
happy birthday
dino our birthdays passed
uhh
||
||
ok im going to bed goodnight guys
rest well :D
thank you dino


Iโm literally crying ๐ญ ๐ญ
why
hi literally crying, im caleb
what happened D:
how does one stop random people from inviting you to their world
its so annoying
i just turn my notifs off
dont frend them on xbox
they dont have to be friended
i dont have any of the people who invite me friended
Why
o wat
they js have to follow u
yep
its stupid
They don't
normal minecraft
I get invites from random people
this one guy spams me with invites, and my notifs are off idk why
i have a stupid amount of random people following me and i have no idea why
They don't have to add you
im back
They don't even have to be in the world apparently for some
i think theres a do not disturb mode right
oh wait no they dont
yeah mine is on idk why it doesnt work
yeah, ppl following you can join your worlds
aw D:
Random bots invite not a "server" world
its kind of annoying...
we're talking about xbox invites
i tried being always toggled offline but that aint working
You can't even complain because they are supposedly your "friends"
"so and so invited you to play minecraft" notifs
Yeah
it works for me.. then again i get like 5 notifs per day when im off ๐ญ
happens to me a lot, is very annoying during hive
and im sure it happens to a lot of you guys as well
i dont get any :)
lucky
i have no friends 
ive become so numb
can you invite me to deer server?
ive tried just blocking everyone who invites me but its soo annoying to do

Winggggggggggg

caammmm

gotta become deer
D:
yeah, ik, tried that too, it doesnt work for me
well, im gonna soon, get my pc in 2 days ๐
so i can make accounts easier
nice
:D
it takes forever to make an mc acc on nintendo ๐
aww
im not sure, thats how, to use a, comma
typo, srry
oh, well
cool,
why, are, ppl, spamming, comma, now?
,idk
idk,
,cuz thats how to use a comma,
,ok
welp just blocked 2 more people
hopefully that somewhat helps 
yeah, makes, sense
of, course,
so, how's, chat, today?,
i swear ive blocked this guy who sends me invites ๐ญ like 3 times
what's his name?
idek
could be worse 
whats the name
feel bad for you bro
oh
they js spam me everytime im on ๐ญ
u gotta try to block this guy tryna annoy u with constant follows/requests
im gonna ask on the mc discord cuz this is annoying
i have
or game invs
i should do thart
im not gonna bother
teehee

:D
guys, does anyone actually like the block friday bundle coming soon?
nope
its like, 990??
i have a jay oh bee
a JOB for those people who dont understand
u mean J*b
JOB
NO
bob
J*b
EMPLOYMENT

E********t

Im so upset rn
chat is destroyed
job job job

!?! why have you cursed chat with this??
grass
what if chat, you go outside, touch grass, get employed, acquire a job, make money, and have a life :3
ok, bye guys, see ya later!
maybe even.. a girlfriend
i make money, and i have a life, and touch grass not kidding
aww 
all of that
i was talking to the other 100 thousand people in this server

tyy:p
hi leafy!
iโm at mine rn ๐๐ฅ
Got a boyfriend, have a work from home job, i touch grass with my dog, im living life
yuck
personally i rather avoid her and drown myself in meaningless minecraft minigames

Wow u almost sound like ur not a hive player
I can at least assume ur not a sweat
no im just at work ๐ฅ๐ซฉ
u cant have a job, a relationship, and go outside while playing hive
physically impossible
what have we become๐
Exactly
WE have become jobless loveless goalless bums ๐
we as in ALL of us
who is WE
you, me, and EVERYONE else
Sweats always have stupid usernames
thats the goat
I just spammed letters my guy ๐ญ
what is the royal femboys thats gotta be peak discord
spammed letters my goat ๐
I joined fir the Emojis
lowkey fair they are kinda fire
royal femboys on the come up
Debating if I wanna play some ctf or not
Or bedwars but i need something more fast paced
you see ctf always sounds fun in theory but it also devolves into hatred for the gamemode for me
skywars my beloved
And Skywars is full of smelly hunchbacks who's hands are fused with their mouse
i play it so i can fit in with them โค๏ธ
i must become one with the goblins
Yeah cuz every time a team of lvl 50s is on the enemy side and then they don't even fight u 1 on 1 they're so fragile and scared of losing that they only fight in swarms
and its either that or a whole bunch of level 1s with no idea how to click and theres NO inbetween ๐ญ
Every time I face a team of them i win if it's a 1v1 but then everyone in the universe jumps me
They get really mad when I tell them to shower
Exactly
Huh
it's, a big shame ngl
95% of my time on the game is me 1v10 against sweats and and hackers
about a certain undertale/deltarune creator
๐ต
wait did they do sum ๐ญ
Wut happened
?
๐๏ธ
๐
Fruit huh
tl;dr SA and, uhh
Desert stand off whistling 

something i can't talk about here
Hug the fruit BUDDY
Does this work ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
Wuts with this guy
tumbleweed
yes (am also trans)
Oh
๐
Many things but for now hug the fruit
why would it not ๐ฐ
๐ญ ๐ซ
so fun to get 6v1ed
๐ซ ๐
thats lowkey insane is it just allegations or like proven ๐ญ
Its either that or run a marathon to then just getting cleaned 1v2 ๐ญ
ctf is so good only in theory
in practice it is misery
Teammates!!!
proven
Every game i get noobs!
Huh
thats devastating actually
complete with a big document
It's fruity so it works. The flag of my ppl ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
including the victims' stories
๐ 
Yuh
its hard to have fun when my opponents AND teammates cant run ๐๐๐
what teammates ๐ฅ
๐ญ

thats just pain at that point
And the worst part is when it's people who know how to pvp but such a fragile ego that they're scared to 1v1
every party in ctf i fight has cheaters ๐ญ
my favorite part is when you join in with a full lobby and within a minute half of the game has left
ikr
hol horse moment
Hives cheaters are either blatant or closset and tbh I cant tell anymore ๐ ๐ญ at least is sky they dc anymore
Because of the community for the most part. Hive sweats being unemployed and picking on ipad kids during the weekend
you have java?
True
i can do blatant cheaters ngl im fine with em they usually get banned quickly but the closet cheaters ๐ซฉ
Guava edition
Ctf is my favorite gamemode but it's also so bad in so many ways
mmmm guava
Like spawn camping
Its good on a summer day ๐
its good on any day ๐

They're also normally able to be outsmarted by a bow or head hitter
its so well done and honestly was really fun on release but now the playerbase is either a full party of sweats or people who have never played the game
if there was a middle ground it would be so peak
Skywars is playable now?
I would say the harder one to notice are aimbot and autoclicking
NO.
Uhh idk sorry
hive skywars and i have a very toxic 5 year relationship
what happened
yeah autoclicking really is my big thing it just pains me
Like it doesn't reek of BO and deteriorating brain cells
:(
Thank god for the cps limit ig
its the one game i love playing on hive more than anything but the amount of cheaters is always insane and there was a good like LONG while when it never updated
๐ซ have an apple ๐
ill need to end up getting prestige 2 at sum point ig but i aint wanna๐ซฉ
meow
hi
Hive anticheat update when?
I really want to get into it but it's impossible when you get jumped by a 13 yo with closet hacks
it always updates it just always gets worked around
@trail echo eat duck
naur ur the apple i need 
heyo goat
I beg of u hive, invest in a better anti-cheat
eat duck
I guess we need Microsoft to do hardware bans then
the anticheat lowkey aint usually THAT bad
sometimes it gets horrible but usually its decent
๐
Awww ๐ซ 
please ๐
Ik ppl will hate this idea and I don't want them to do this but i think the only real way to fix the hacking is to ban clients entirely
way to kill the playerbase
But I don't want that ๐ญ
True
you right you right
clients are honestly useless
genuinely
ehhh i think its always gonna be a problem, they seem to do an okayish job of patching things out
just tell the cheaters to stop cheating, duh
U mean Copilot -AI
hmmm good point
i see no purpose for it
i swear to god if skyblock horizons only supports the newest version i will crashout
Guys hear me out!
look harder
clanker
REAL
java moment
clients are great
i love my clients java or bedrock theyre just nice to have
They help when thing like 1.21.120 happen
multimc(-based) launchers for java
clients are amazing qol
i uhh, have a criteria on which is a client tho
hehe ๐ซ
and i downgraded it to 1.21.114 via bedrocklauncher
lucky you
winblows l
onix version switcher
Yeah until ur game stops letting you play entirely
that wont ever happen
very much so
i just gave up and i update everytime as soon as possible now
ive already lost too much whats the worst that can happen
i refuse to give in to their stupid auto updates
winblows moment
Thank god all my worlds are on every device i own so if it gets deleted ill load it up on something else or move it to my pc
I love ai
It's super helpful in ruining everything for everyone
almost had me in the first one lol
Bro why pay for a client
im not..?
btw i use arch
you can use the version switcher for free
P
Ada orang indo ga ni
@dreamy geyser
โกฬ
could you send me an invite to oderso's discord if your in it
Yeah
or if they even have one
Isn't onyx paid
the client is
imagine being able to get clients 

yo?
Hi
qredblu being red when

its up to the goat splodg3r
Fkr the onyx users out there i wanna know why u would pay a monthly subscription for a Minecraft client
peak

i kinda wanna try it ngl
it looks cool
Dude it's not worth it
also java's clients are just
@Splodg3r give this man yt rank
Java clients are worse im pretty sure
chill hes like busy or smth
whats poppin nerds
yurr
easily outshined by mods
True
i wouldnt dare to actually ping him
SILVER
real
you could get the same results with sodium, figura, better third person and a bunch of client-side mods
Clients aren't needed to enjoy 1.8 pvp anyway and almost nobody uses a client for modern Minecraft
plenty, sadly
If ur gonna use a client use flarial
especially on modern mc
flarial on top
Haii rosii:3 wspp
Why are we yelling thou name lol
Thatโs how I greet my friends normally
would if it didn't shove its only splash text
?
ahh okii, wdll haii MARCIE :p
you can remove it ๐
Ur not going to use a client just cuz of the splash text?
o
hihiii
ocd moment
but yeah, i still don't find a use for it
Oh
thats so real tho
Hru, up to anything interesting
Im assuming you don't do much pvp
Laying in bed ๐ pretty bored
more like haven't played bedrock much
Wbu
๐ธ๐ฎ
Oh
Same lol..exactly the same
Also makes sense
Look at my silly pfp
also optifine isn't used in modern mc
especially on modded
Uhm..
Im planning to play java until they fix all the game breaking bugs like deleting worlds, cursor, memory leak, etc.
The apple will get you....
there's memory leak fix mods for one
And hug you....

deleting worlds? yeah uhhhh dunno about that
We really shouldn't need mods to be able to run the game
I saw lol, thing is im uncultured, unsure of what it is. Is it a plushy of some sort? 
Like u don't believe it or u don't like it
(i usually play modded now)
๐ซ
(cuz, create my beloved)
Yes itโs a plushie
youโre gonna infect me 
I don't like mods, they make the game not feel like Minecraft
ooo nice, did u take the photo yourself or are usin Pinterest

magic mods too. heh
Pinterest ofc
Thats the point of mods
U will now be fruity
could just do sonic boom
Maybe, maybe not ๐
Those type of plushies only exist in Japan
there are plenty of mods that still retain mc's intent
Scared face
like Nullscape
Ahh, guessed it. Looks nice, like the calm ascetic, sure it wont stay for too long knowing you lol
It's just not for me. I perfer vanilla bc to me it's more relaxing
makes the end look massive
RUDE
๐ซ ๐
There r mods or js t packs rhat leave the game almost vanilla but like boost fps or help w pvp as @benitezclance4 said
Ay ay ay..listen, only a few hours ago you were using another character for tour pfp, dont blame me:3
and some enhancing them
:((
Chat, I can finally say that my refrigerator isnโt running 
Omg is that scvulty
like a mod that actually makes mobs respond to sound
I use those types of mods. Im talking about stuff like rlcraft and better on bedrock
oh that tracks
Better on bedrock is PEAK.
Is it walking
Yoo
Tho I actually enjoyed better on bedrock
Yeah I like that one. Which says a lot about how talented poggy is
yeah i have an irk on rlcraft

the skill level system turns me off by a mile
Or js actions and stuff its also w
Actions and Stuff was a day one purchase for me dude it's so well made that java players are trying to make their own version of it
@keen kayak @dreamy geyser mind i dm ya both on nullscape?
Wuts nullscape
end worldgen datapack
Idk it
It's nowhere near as good, even before actions and stuff had financial backing it was better than any java animation packs ive seen
Idk
could dm a screenshot of it to elucidate you
Hea tru
Mhh dont bother
Prolly wont use it cuz im too lazy
Same
hello, please don't talk to Johnski Pig-Wings

speaking of which
while better end brings the equivalent of the nether update to the end
nullscape keeps the desolate theme of the end
Shounds awesome, still wont try it
ngl, it would be best to keep the end in its state imo
because, what is there in the end (literally)
Ill wait patiently for the end update
the nether update is pretty much like an overworld for the nether
Chat yall think there'll be an end update beofre GTA VI?
half-life 3 before gta 6
Second coming of Jesus Christ before GTA6
me getting estrogen before gta 6
I was about to say ima be fully transitioned before gta 6 lol
xd
oh yeah
there's an estrogen mod for java

You joined fevruitary ngl
Not sure if I play on the hive or play doom eternal some more
Once upon a time..
Probably gerraira
hideous destructor
:p
Hallo
Artichoke
I ain't hideous
since they forked the project under a
My friend whitjac is playing Jenny mod
it's the name of the mod btw
I summoned him!
Ts isreal
Oh
ye
Israel*
Doom eternal is peak but i was playing that all day today
Learn to spell!
Hmmmmmmm
i haven't gotten into NuDoom games
(dark ages, 2016 and eternal)
any of em, really
Wuts fevruitary
idk
and it's the realism mod for classic doom xd
Ada yang mau kasih aku rank apa costume ?
@dreamy geyser
also fun fact: that mod is under 2MiB
technically(?)
Yes modern doom is quite peak
i don't think my pc can handle nudoom games ngl
i played D64 Retribution
which is a TC for UZDoom
(๐ห _ ห ๐)
Well there's ur first problem
(เนยฐแฏ ยฐ เน๏ฝ)
Intel is cheeks
(i tend to play classic doom on a phone lmao)
Hai 
don't make me bring that cyberdemon emoji
Hai
It is
(was being silly)
Also 8gb is basically unplayable when it comes to anything more demanding than Minecraft

gregtech:
toothpaste boy i think
yo
(โ อก อกยฐ อ ส อก อกยฐ)โ
hii
Hiiiii
(โ ใโ ฯโ ใโ )
you should play stardew
i, recalled i completed some unmodded
แ(โนโกโนแ)
Don't get me started in that mod
stardew for one
oo haii
www
it's uncharted territory for me too
โงโ โโ (โ โฐโ โฟโ โฐโ )โ โโ โง
YES
โ๏ธ( โขอ แโขอ )โ๏ธ
WE stay focused on what matters (hive minecraft)
๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฃ๏ธ ๐ฃ๏ธ
and metroid games
(samus pretty)
gotta text my girl and tell her she aint ever gonna see me again imma start full time grinding hive gravity
แโ (โ ๏ผ โ ยฐโ โฝโ ยฐโ ๏ผ โ )โ แ
ill second that
Lol
โ(โธโธโขแดโขโธโธ)โ
Bau Bau Bro ๐ฅ

hi babe
I deserved that
quack quack ๐โโฌ
:/
transition goals really
??
Oh

ye
fuwamoco

Should I transiotin
hey guys
ngl ion think 29Hrs on BTD is healthy
Do you want to?
uhhโฆ maybe.. ๐
I just donโt feel good in my own gender, ya know?
Yeah
Also could I be a femboy

Like a cat woman maybe?
Good idea
Whatever floats ur boat
I have a tail and stuff and a snout

remove the snout and go ahead
Can you bark for proof
valid
I sewed it onto my face
๐ฝ?
Invalidok?
ouch
๐ง
yes
Bark




I want to look like that emoji!


i like hello kitty
Hello kitty! X,

H-h-hoW can i be an animal ๐ ๐ซข

eeb well
Stop You're making me bluushhh
bro what
Stoppp ๐๐ซท
Aww you want to be an animal? I suggest getting a furry suit!
Your old ones getting smelly!
who are you guys

Hi, chat
thanks for the dono chat
hi @nocturne snow
(hi)
Yes ๐
Hello

Hello maximus
hi
๐ซ
MM when
It was recently moved to "Coming Next" on the roadmap, so we might be able to expect it soon. :)

Thanks for informing me Zaneless.
what happened to ur bio greenfox :(
pain
u can talk to me about it ๐

eh.
huh
:(
blehh
Ew
wingg
hii
Hii
ew you
youโre ew
Sorry
๐
lo
L
jokin 

G
what

New hive update?
Itโs was unread, they probably deleted or something
oh
i was maintenance i think





Silv uh
Wsp y'all
hi
Heyyyy
rose ee
hey how's it going?
This chat used to be more lively.
that's good to hear
I'm good as well thanks for asking :)
No problem ๐
Well I've just reached lvl 93 in MM
nice!
how long did it take?
oh nice!!
Oof like a week
Is it wrong to like chicken nuggets?
No?
With pickle juice???
๐ฅ
gives a MASSIVE side eye
are you a streamer?
Well, that's a start
๐ญ son

Huh are they ok?

Not the parrot, lol
meow
Hi
this cat is so me
Hol' up. Chat how would I stream MM gameplay if I play on a Nintendo Switch 2?







