🐝・hive-chat

[scenic fable]

and who kicked what outside

[hybrid sun]

You need to vanish rn.

[crude iron]

Rip ipad

[keen turtle]

why

[hybrid sun]

“67” 😑

[keen turtle]

alright fine 90% broken*

[hybrid sun]

Good job

[keen turtle]

“Job” 😭

[hybrid sun]

Ima make you get a job

[keen turtle]

no u

[hybrid sun]

Im employed 💀

[keen turtle]

What job

[high thicket]

Hi

[wise sluice]

Sure

[frank orbit]

[stable barn]

Trying to be tuff

[granite cave]

🍎

[keen turtle]

its u again..

[celest coral]

🍊

[hybrid sun]

lol

[granite cave]

NOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

💥

[keen turtle]

omg did the apple exploded?

[celest coral]

he overstimmed and exploded

[lone moat]

apple juice or orange juice

[keen turtle]

apple

[celest coral]

apple

[granite cave]

[keen turtle]

🫂

[lone moat]

if i ever beat uu in gravity can i take ur bio plsplspls

[celest coral]

i apologize for my actions

[granite cave]

🫂

[granite cave]

🫂 I like to crunch down on jolly ranchers candy

[keen turtle]

wait ur ps5?

[lone moat]

yea..

[keen turtle]

sure

but u cant beat me

I always do dj, ps and blip

[lone moat]

oki but if uu ever die im coming for uu>:D

[granite cave]

Cogito ergo sum

[woeful violet]

6️⃣ 7️⃣

[keen turtle]

My bf make fun of u rn

[granite cave]

21

[celest coral]

i think therefore i am

[woeful violet]

21!!!

[granite cave]

🫂 all of reality will be destroyed

[keen turtle]

Arent u mad?

[granite cave]

Thats the thing @keen turtle im always mad....

[keen turtle]

apple sucks

[granite cave]

Just waiting on that one bad day..

[keen turtle]

bro isnt mad thi

[granite cave]

🫂

[lone moat]

apple doesn't sux apple is vv kool

[keen turtle]

I hate apple, every1 hate apple!

[granite cave]

🍎

[granite cave]

🫂

[keen turtle]

why arent u mad???

[coral hamlet]

[granite cave]

Pain is just an old friend

[toxic tulip]

I'm so uglyyyyyyy 😭😭😭😭👀👀

[gilded veldt]

sorry to hear that

[keen turtle]

😶

[keen turtle]

Ur cutee

[granite cave]

Hello shock, been a while how are you?

[keen turtle]

Dont call ur ugly

[keen turtle]

❌ 🫂

[coral hamlet]

i am tired and might be sick how are you

[granite cave]

🫂

[latent pawn]

Walalalala

[coral hamlet]

why are you awake.

[toxic tulip]

thanks Mamacita, appreciate it alot 💗💯🥺❤️‍🩹

[gilded veldt]

it is 8 am

why are YOU awake

[coral hamlet]

yeah. that's sleeping time

[keen turtle]

bro in africa

[latent pawn]

🫂

[granite cave]

Sorry to hear that, take some medicine and rest friend . Im good atm tyfa 🫂

[coral hamlet]

it's not even midnight

[gilded veldt]

no its europe bruv

[coral hamlet]

i am allowed to be awake

[keen turtle]

ur welcome 💕

[gilded veldt]

not rlly

[granite cave]

Hello kento 🫂

[coral hamlet]

yes really

[gilded veldt]

@granite cave do you want a cute splash text on my pack apples 🥹

[latent pawn]

Keno Is me, hello

[granite cave]

What?

[coral hamlet]

where do you put splash text in a texture packs files

[gilded veldt]

so Im making a texture pck and in the splash texts Im putting ppl names

[keen turtle]

who is asian here rn!

[gilded veldt]

u make "splashes.json"

at the root of the pack

[latent pawn]

I have 4% does that count?

[granite cave]

Oh thats awesome, sure I would be happy

[gilded veldt]

ofc :))

[keen turtle]

where u from bro

[gilded veldt]

what colour would you like

[latent pawn]

Good enough

[keen turtle]

alr autocorrect W

[gilded veldt]

oh @coral hamlet what colour would u like too btw

[keen turtle]

above 67% = count

[granite cave]

Gray

[brave matrix]

heyo

[latent pawn]

Hive won’t allow me to say so…

[lone moat]

🫂 iluv apple

[gilded veldt]

dark? light?

[keen turtle]

Why

[granite cave]

Ilyt 🫂 🥹

[keen turtle]

k then

[granite cave]

Light ty 😊

[gilded veldt]

okayy

[latent pawn]

So did you still want to know why or did you lose interest that fast 😭

[keen turtle]

No

[granite cave]

But a thing is beautiful because it lasts, its a privilege to be among them.

[latent pawn]

What

[tender geyser]

Idk but why i cant join hive 🥹

[humble current]

Boo

[latent pawn]

Didn’t you get banned?

[keen turtle]

halloween is over bro

[tender geyser]

I appealed

[keen turtle]

🍎 = ❌

[shrewd elbow]

Not until December 25th bro

[humble current]

[granite cave]

🫂 GET HUGGED ducky!

[latent pawn]

I seeeee

[keen turtle]

when christmas bro

[humble current]

Hey >:(

[latent pawn]

What about thanksgiving?

[granite cave]

Im sorry

[tender geyser]

But its loading for hours
(connecting to external server) problem

[shrewd elbow]

[humble current]

Rahh

[granite cave]

[latent pawn]

Man that sucks. If you need me to blow up a building I got you

[granite cave]

😭

[keen turtle]

what is bro talkin about

[odd lagoon]

🦆

[latent pawn]

I’m gonna say anyway because I’m In a good mood. Listen closely young one, ahem.

[humble current]

Hap-py

[toxic tulip]

laughing knowing I can't build for crap 😭😭

[granite cave]

🫂

[keen turtle]

Im old rn bro

[tender geyser]

I think im in mobile so iits hhaving problems

[lone moat]

tysm apple

[keen turtle]

🍎 =👎

[granite cave]

🫂

[granite cave]

🫂 no

[tender geyser]

Hey whhats youur biggest vid?

Any hints?

[keen turtle]

I will announce it soon

next week

[latent pawn]

You see the reason why I cannot share is specifically due to the hive rule number 8. While this rule is enforced loosely, your pal Kento here is already on thin ice when it comes to warnings. So I’m on my best behavior. As it currently stands, the only way to get out of this rule is the following: putting it on your profile, or simply, saying it in DMs

[keen turtle]

5 gamemodes

[toxic tulip]

son 😭😭😭😭😭

[tender geyser]

Ohh i know!

Sooryy

[keen turtle]

WA State

[toxic tulip]

guys rest

let's just hold hands

[latent pawn]

Is that all what you got from this

[keen turtle]

I forgot to read rule 8

[keen turtle]

PST

[latent pawn]

This fella

[granite cave]

Rules

[keen turtle]

1~

[latent pawn]

2~

[keen turtle]

1 8

[latent pawn]

19!

[tender geyser]

290

[latent pawn]

That’s my number

[tender geyser]

!

[latent pawn]

I disappear into the night now

[tender geyser]

I thiink im 76

[latent pawn]

So long friends and acquaintances

[keen turtle]

Age*

[latent pawn]

That is my age InsectPigW

[keen turtle]

why do u put ur personal info in ur bio bro 😭

[toxic tulip]

brochacho don't leave 😭😭😭

[latent pawn]

Because I don’t offend anyone who would actually want to murder me

And if that does happen… IM READY

[latent pawn]

Okay I stay

[toxic tulip]

[latent pawn]

I’ve been wanting to get into a fight for a while now

I have so much pent up rage and training

[granite cave]

That offended me!!

[latent pawn]

All I need now is experience

[granite cave]

How dare you!

[latent pawn]

But not with you iridium :(

I love you… I can’t fight you…

🫂

[granite cave]

Oh but I wanna see the real you kento

😈

[toxic tulip]

this isn't satire right

[latent pawn]

A little bit of both

[toxic tulip]

understandable

[latent pawn]

To think I’ve been training to fight someone is full satire. I have no opposition

[granite cave]

🫂

Mmmmmm

Imma squeeze you

[latent pawn]

Yes please!

[keen turtle]

i hate hugging ppl

[granite cave]

🫂

[granite cave]

🫂

[keen turtle]

How can i make u mad?

[granite cave]

Youll never know

[outer phoenix]

🫂

[keen turtle]

every1 hate u

[latent pawn]

Not true!

No be mean to Apple

[keen turtle]

I give up u win…

[granite cave]

Mhmhmhmhmh

HAHAHAHAHA

[latent pawn]

Woohoo you did it Apple

[granite cave]

FINALLY

Im hungry

For some pork hams

😈

[keen turtle]

Im not giving up!

[frank orbit]

e

[keen turtle]

ur the worst apple

[granite cave]

🫂

Alone again, naturally

[outer phoenix]

Lovely song

[frank orbit]

deer apple when

[granite cave]

Ikr

[granite cave]

🫂

[keen turtle]

How do apple hug

[fallen aspen]

🫂

[gilded veldt]

HOND

[acoustic flax]

Anyone know if the Halloween games still on the server?

[gilded veldt]

@fallen aspen go to sleep you dog

[latent pawn]

They aren’t sadly

[fallen aspen]

why haven't u slept

[acoustic flax]

Weird, I got a quest to do something on one of them

[latent pawn]

What time is it for you? Everyone is telling you to go to sleep

[gilded veldt]

uhhhhh

[latent pawn]

That’s pretty odd, unusual, paranormal, abnormal, scary, spooky

[gilded veldt]

8am

[fallen aspen]

💤

[frank orbit]

[latent pawn]

Just stay up at this point bro

[gilded veldt]

that is the plan

[gilded veldt]

u havent slept either

[latent pawn]

You about to reach the PM in a couple of hours just ride it through

[gilded veldt]

I dont wanna hear it

[fallen aspen]

yeah

[gilded veldt]

yes easy

[gilded veldt]

why is that

[fallen aspen]

im gonna sleep in 5

[gilded veldt]

r u srs

at 6 in the MORNING

[frank orbit]

5 yrs!???!

[fallen aspen]

yes

[latent pawn]

That sleeping stuff getting lame fr

[gilded veldt]

tuff

[fallen aspen]

whats the issue

[latent pawn]

Fellas gotta cut that stuff out

[gilded veldt]

you are the issue

[fallen aspen]

im gonna sleep til 5pm and enjoy it

[gilded veldt]

okay.

no one asked

[fallen aspen]

[gilded veldt]

while u sleep I will play skywars and enjoy it

[fallen aspen]

skywars at 8am

[latent pawn]

Hey man how long are you going to sleep?

[gilded veldt]

probably later Im still working on my pack but its basically almost done

[latent pawn]

Ah great, thanks for answering

[gilded veldt]

he predicted ur question

[frank orbit]

[latent pawn]

Foresight of course

[austere fiber]

Good morning guys

[fallen aspen]

gods queation

[frank orbit]

morning cookie

[gilded veldt]

this is what tiredness does to a fella

[gilded veldt]

okay.

[fallen aspen]

[acoustic flax]

Am I the only one who is awake at midnight?

[gilded veldt]

you want to die is what Im hearing

[latent pawn]

That tired stuff getting lame too ngl, cut that out

[latent pawn]

I’m getting there. It’s 10 pm for me

[gilded veldt]

yeahhhh Im ab to drink a monster to assert my dominance

[fallen aspen]

[latent pawn]

That’s what I’m talking about. Get em nephew

[acoustic flax]

That sounds like a vomit worthy idea

[gilded veldt]

shut up

[gilded veldt]

nephew

[gilded veldt]

it may be

[uneven portal]

not the best choice

[gilded veldt]

oh :(

[latent pawn]

My favorite hive chatter has appeared

[gilded veldt]

well its already too late

[gilded veldt]

thansk!!

[uneven portal]

I'm afraid

[latent pawn]

You lose aura because you talking about being tired smh

[gilded veldt]

Im not tired

☹️☹️

[latent pawn]

I acknowledge your existence, it’s only natural

[fickle trellis]

your bio is pretty sad

[gilded veldt]

I just choked on a cracker this is amazing

[latent pawn]

Is this hashtag truth or hashtag fake news?

[gilded veldt]

oh well I mean thank you, it is

[uneven portal]

unfortunately being tired is human 😔

[gilded veldt]

#realnews

[latent pawn]

Mmmmmm

[gilded veldt]

Luckily Im not that

[latent pawn]

The Mata enjoys

[fickle trellis]

hopefully it doesn’t find you and tear you apart until sunrise that would be horrible

[uneven portal]

ofc, your ibuprofen

[latent pawn]

???

[gilded veldt]

Im scared is this a threat

[gilded veldt]

my ibuprofen?!!

[fickle trellis]

chill u dont have context

[fickle trellis]

never

[uneven portal]

wha

[gilded veldt]

(bro did not read my bio)

[gilded veldt]

watch it twin

[gilded veldt]

your 😟

[uneven portal]

yro'ue

[frank orbit]

[fickle trellis]

my favorite word has the same first and last letter as never

[latent pawn]

Oooo I read the bio I just thought bro was gonna summon an entity to murder you. I’m still silent hill brained

[gilded veldt]

norbertr

[craggy kiln]

Dog

[gilded veldt]

happens

[latent pawn]

I hope it doesn’t just happen…

[gilded veldt]

it might creep up on u

the thing

iykyk

[latent pawn]

Wait, this might be fire

[fickle trellis]

i mean if you wanna raid em w me just lmk

[gilded veldt]

no its discord

[gilded veldt]

hey hey wait

[fickle trellis]

L joke?

[latent pawn]

[gilded veldt]

sirry Im a boomer

[fallen aspen]

[latent pawn]

I’m down

[gilded veldt]

can u dont

go eat ur mcdonalds and shur up hone

[fickle trellis]

hond is quite the name

[fallen aspen]

[gilded veldt]

he barks at me all day every day hes a terrible person

[fickle trellis]

oh

[fallen aspen]

you what

[latent pawn]

That sounds useful

[fickle trellis]

like a hound

[gilded veldt]

I think there is a mosquito bzzing in my ear

[fickle trellis]

whats silent hill

[gilded veldt]

I dont anything

[gilded veldt]

useful??

[fallen aspen]

woof

[gilded veldt]

shut up you goblin

[latent pawn]

A game where the fog comes in and messes stuff up and crazy supernatural things happen

[fallen aspen]

silent hill is sick

[gilded veldt]

😨😨

[latent pawn]

Every real fella has a dog fella with them. Ive been asking for this for years

[gilded veldt]

hey gond I have a idea

[fickle trellis]

GOND

[latent pawn]

I’m saying!!!

[fallen aspen]

jump

[gilded veldt]

u been wanting a dog? well tbh Im a cat person this kid kinda just spawned

[fierce nacelle]

if I don't have a dog does that mean I am not real :(

[fickle trellis]

@fierce nacelle you’re familiar

[fierce nacelle]

no I'm not

[fickle trellis]

from when tho

[gilded veldt]

thats rude

[fickle trellis]

might have to put my thinking cap on for this one

[latent pawn]

Sadly yes… but it’s okay because you can make up for it but blessing my cashapp with 2 dollar!

[gilded veldt]

uh oh

[fickle trellis]

he’s telling u to exercise bro

[fierce nacelle]

shh I don't know you and you don't know me..

[gilded veldt]

I dont want this Jwsth guy ti pur a thinking cap on

[gilded veldt]

ohhh

[latent pawn]

I like cats more but like a dog boy is better

[gilded veldt]

but thats also quite rude

[fierce nacelle]

well lucky me I have a dog

[fallen aspen]

i wasnt

[fickle trellis]

depends on how u look at it

[gilded veldt]

hond is not a dog boy hes a dog bowling ball

[fickle trellis]

do u usually bake or fry it

[gilded veldt]

can u not steal my emojis nd then flex them to the internet

[uneven portal]

what the

[fierce nacelle]

airfry

[latent pawn]

Well if you don’t want him I’ll take him

[gilded veldt]

HMM

[gilded veldt]

PLEASE do

[fickle trellis]

omg that’s the method

[fallen aspen]

ill steal skys then

[fickle trellis]

i love air fryer

[gilded veldt]

hond I am givinf you away

[fallen aspen]

[gilded veldt]

do that

I will also steal skys

[fierce nacelle]

me too it's my best friend

[gilded veldt]

TEEHEE

@idle bridge yr getting ur thingz stolen babyfirl

[granite cave]

🫂

[fickle trellis]

the emojis tempt me to purchase nitro

[keen turtle]

ur back AGAIN…

[latent pawn]

Hey @fallen aspen … you know… I’ve been looking for a dog bowling ball…

[gilded veldt]

[fickle trellis]

burning money

[gilded veldt]

I spit my drink our

[granite cave]

🫂 I will never leave BUDDY

[fierce nacelle]

what's nitro how do I get that

[uneven portal]

appl

[granite cave]

@keen turtle

[fickle trellis]

how can we morph this into a silent hill reference

[keen turtle]

bro wont go to sleep

[granite cave]

🫂

[gilded veldt]

banned

[jolly knoll]

Can someone DM me

[fickle trellis]

mods got him on LOCK

[fallen aspen]

hopefully

[granite cave]

Staying alive!!!!

[uneven portal]

brotherr 🫂

[gilded veldt]

a dog bowling ball is actually elite

[granite cave]

Hru

[gilded veldt]

hes actually a dog bowling ball mosquito hybrid

[frank orbit]

[jolly knoll]

Guys?

[fickle trellis]

prolly will have to ask Mr Nitro

[gilded veldt]

so yeah

[uneven portal]

i feel awful :D hryuu

[latent pawn]

Hmmmmm… red flowers or sumn idk

[fierce nacelle]

oh wow

[gilded veldt]

who that

[jolly knoll]

No one care me

[gilded veldt]

so sad🥀

[fickle trellis]

Mrs. Nitro’s husband prolly

[keen turtle]

Am i only girl here

[fallen aspen]

got a warning

[gilded veldt]

and who may mrs. nitro be

[fallen aspen]

L

[gilded veldt]

good

get another

[latent pawn]

Nah, there’s more

[fickle trellis]

prolly mr. nitro’s wife

[gilded veldt]

you're a pretty smart individual

[latent pawn]

I don’t know if there’s more I’m just saying that

[fickle trellis]

you too darling

[latent pawn]

But I suppose I’m a girl since I have a girl pfp if that’s how it works

[gilded veldt]

dont d word me twingalin

[gilded veldt]

oh? then I am a sheet of paper

[slim dew]

Yo

[keen turtle]

bro is boy using da girl pfp is crazy

[fickle trellis]

name 10 words

[uneven portal]

its discord

[gilded veldt]

too many think

[keen turtle]

we all know

[latent pawn]

I’ll change it just for you because I care what people think and am really self conscious all the time

[fickle trellis]

name 10 hives

[gilded veldt]

Uhh >#>#*$

no. wait.

cludfr*

[fickle trellis]

@meager flame

[gilded veldt]

hey thats the biggest fan of mine

[latent pawn]

Dom?

[frank orbit]

alts are not allowed

[gilded veldt]

what ew no

Dom is my #1 opp

[uneven portal]

yes :D

[fickle trellis]

well let’s go back to the korean war to get to the nucleus of this question

first we need to understand the motives of both sides

[outer phoenix]

?

[fickle trellis]

and really discuss and analyze why the server is english

[gilded veldt]

nucels?

[fickle trellis]

you see it all started in 1949

[magic sleet]

helloooo

[fickle trellis]

when Mr. Hive invented this server

[gilded veldt]

blah blah nerd shut your mouth

[honest forge]

Yes, it is an English server

Idk what that other guy is going on about 😭🙏

[gilded veldt]

hi bubesl

[fickle trellis]

dude im giving a history lesson

[honest forge]

Howdy

[gilded veldt]

I hate bistory

[gilded veldt]

Im pretty decent how arw you

[fickle trellis]

oh wait that guy was asking a serious question

[outer phoenix]

Thanks 🙏

[honest forge]

I’m alright ty, probably should sleep

[honest forge]

Of course!

[gilded veldt]

thar aweosme

[barren tundra]

Okay bro

[fickle trellis]

sorry sir my humor didn’t get to you

[gilded veldt]

Bavaaksisur

[honest forge]

[barren tundra]

What the hell is that bro

[gilded veldt]

sirry Im tired

[latent pawn]

Is this true…?

[fickle trellis]

top 10 glazes of all time

[gilded veldt]

wait no sorry Im not tired

[granite cave]

🫂

[latent pawn]

That tired stuff getting mad lame broooo

[gilded veldt]

no Dom is a good awesome friend sometimes

[barren tundra]

U indecisive fellow

[fickle trellis]

you have been around since the beginning of time

[gilded veldt]

yeah Id never be tired

[gilded veldt]

listen.

[granite cave]

Maybe

[barren tundra]

No js type

[astral dew]

🍏

[gilded veldt]

no.

[honest forge]

Long before time had a name

[granite cave]

🫂

[fickle trellis]

actually yeah that’s true

[barren tundra]

Get out

[granite cave]

🫂 😈

[astral dew]

🍏 🫂

[fickle trellis]

wrong reply bro

[honest forge]

😈🫂 my partner in crime

[granite cave]

Nah get hugged 🫂

[gilded veldt]

no

[barren tundra]

o

[tired fractal]

📦

[granite cave]

🫂 😈 oh yeah

[fickle trellis]

i shouldn’t even say that name probably

[gilded veldt]

shut yo mouth

[barren tundra]

[granite cave]

🥹 yes I do!

[honest forge]

😈🫂 I’m feeling tax fraud tonight

[barren tundra]

Hell naw bro

[fickle trellis]

LOL

[gilded veldt]

is that person that scary

[gilded veldt]

hell ye

[granite cave]

@fickle trellis yes I do what happend to him?

[barren tundra]

Unlocked a memory

[barren tundra]

No

[gilded veldt]

wanna skywars buddy

[granite cave]

🫂 😈 and some arson for dessert?

[fickle trellis]

i believe he got exposed

[fickle trellis]

top 10 cheaters of all time

[honest forge]

😈🫂 absolutely.

[granite cave]

Wait fr wth

[barren tundra]

Iam not unbanned till midnight

[gilded veldt]

hi weirdo do u wanna skywaes

[gilded veldt]

oh wow

[fickle trellis]

can i give history lesson

[gilded veldt]

hell no

[granite cave]

🫂 marry me

😭

[barren tundra]

Yeah

[gilded veldt]

@honest forge r u american

[honest forge]

No. Then we’d just commit adultery. 🫂

[fickle trellis]

what if it’s about ibuprofen

[honest forge]

Yes

[gilded veldt]

no

[gilded veldt]

ewwww nvm

[honest forge]

Like the cheese

[gilded veldt]

[honest forge]

That’s kinda fair

[granite cave]

😭 🫂 jk lol

[gilded veldt]

I thought ur a fellow Brit

[fickle trellis]

Ibuprofen was invented in 1961 by Dr. Stewart Adams and John Nicholson at Boots Research Laboratories in Nottingham, England. The patent for ibuprofen was filed in 1962.

[frank orbit]

[barren tundra]

[gilded veldt]

blah blah aint reading allat

[fickle trellis]

ez ctrl v

[serene valley]

I know John Nicholson

[honest forge]

Nah, my teeth are in good condition

[gilded veldt]

[serene valley]

I think he has played Joker earlier

[honest forge]

Hi case

[gilded veldt]

so are mine

[fickle trellis]

-2.3 gpa

[serene valley]

YOOOO

[gilded veldt]

Im out of school L kid

[serene valley]

wsppp

[gilded veldt]

☹️☹️

[honest forge]

X to doubt

[keen turtle]

bro yapping

[gilded veldt]

Im not even Britain

[honest forge]

Idek

I’m not doing much of anything atm

[gilded veldt]

@serene valley

[serene valley]

see you got confused by his wit

🗣️🔥

[honest forge]

You said “fellow brit” 😭

[gilded veldt]

I dont usually confuse wit with Britishness

[gilded veldt]

yeah that was to throw you off

[serene valley]

idk the time there but you should sleep

[fickle trellis]

do u speak tagalog

[honest forge]

Fair

[serene valley]

what about jargons

[honest forge]

1:51 and yes I should

[gilded veldt]

I have not heard his jargonese

[honest forge]

Innit

[serene valley]

guessed it

[keen turtle]

yos

[gilded veldt]

safe to say you fell

[fickle trellis]

cool i don’t

[gilded veldt]

innit ladissimo

[serene valley]

😭

[gilded veldt]

[honest forge]

I mean I probably did fall as a child, yes

[gilded veldt]

what in fresh hell

[keen turtle]

who is mr nerd here

[honest forge]

Hit my head a few times

[gilded veldt]

??? do u just not fall asleep anymore

[serene valley]

@floral geode

[gilded veldt]

bro 😭😭

[honest forge]

Idk why the helk it autocorrected “as” to “asleep”

😭😭

[gilded veldt]

cray

[serene valley]

weirdest autocorrect

[honest forge]

😭

[gilded veldt]

this is why I dont use autocorrect

[honest forge]

wait you can turn it off?)

[fickle trellis]

bottom 10 hive moments

[gilded veldt]

yes..?

[keen turtle]

@serene valley

[gilded veldt]

r u a youtube reviews channel or what

[serene valley]

you are ragebaiting bro

[serene valley]

haiii

[gilded veldt]

@honest forge I saw that

and I am VERY disappointed

[honest forge]

I genuinely just never thought about it

[fickle trellis]

how about we record a vid together for a diff channel

[honest forge]

😭😭

[serene valley]

💔

[gilded veldt]

?? Im a man

[serene valley]

bhaha

[gilded veldt]

@honest forge Im going to report you to the polic

[honest forge]

Polic

[gilded veldt]

[serene valley]

policia

[fickle trellis]

yea but ppl be doin anything these days bro

[quasi citrus]

polic

[gilded veldt]

yes and Im not gay

[gilded veldt]

hi advita

[fickle trellis]

same but i know @fallen aspen would watch

[gilded veldt]

?? no he would not

[quasi citrus]

sounds like a name for my female clone

[gilded veldt]

bro is crazy

[gilded veldt]

wait rlly

[honest forge]

What is happening

Why is there someone freakier than me here

[gilded veldt]

oh nvm.

Im si slow helo sorry

[quasi citrus]

ye thats the female version of my name

[gilded veldt]

Hes probably like 13

icel

[honest forge]

Oh makes sense

[gilded veldt]

oh 😭😭😭😭

[serene valley]

he's not even ironic

[gilded veldt]

SENSE?

[fickle trellis]

you have no funny genes

[honest forge]

They don’t have any filter

[honest forge]

Damn

[gilded veldt]

I dont tolerate this sorry bromide

[fickle trellis]

i read it dw bro

[gilded veldt]

ofc

[gilded veldt]

no u cant read

[serene valley]

folks leave him alone

that's a united fan

💔

[gilded veldt]

a fan?

[fickle trellis]

😭

[quasi citrus]

already suffered enough

[serene valley]

let him be

he can't take any more

[gilded veldt]

does he go fiuuuu

[honest forge]

🍿

[serene valley]

Bhahahaahaha

[honest forge]

Keep going

[serene valley]

no

[gilded veldt]

🪭

[serene valley]

I said "united" fan

[fickle trellis]

we’re winning the prem

[gilded veldt]

cant find a ceiling fan emoji might have to make one

[honest forge]

USA
USA

[quasi citrus]

[serene valley]

sure buddy

[fickle trellis]

noted bro

[honest forge]

Yoooo love weekend update

[serene valley]

🦅

[gilded veldt]

yes yes write that down

[granite cave]

Maybe if I hug ya real hard you'll unlock superpowers....

[fickle trellis]

i used to be the same until hive changed me forever

[quasi citrus]

I did not drop any weekend update

[honest forge]

Then we could be supervillains

[gilded veldt]

bro got ruined by the hive opps

[granite cave]

🫂 here we GOOOO

[fickle trellis]

that’s an S tier story but for another time

[serene valley]

wait I always had this question to 'mericuns that dyall watch SNL cause as a standup comedy fan, I always go back to see old clips

[honest forge]

That’s an emoji of Michael Che

[gilded veldt]

its ok bro I think Ive heard enough scary stories today

[quasi citrus]

yk what else i have

[fickle trellis]

how do we turn this into a silent hill reference

[gilded veldt]

we dont

[fickle trellis]

what team bro

[serene valley]

re better 🗣️🔥

[gilded veldt]

rewhat 🥀

[serene valley]

no team now that Messi left Europe

[serene valley]

resident evil I meant 😭

[honest forge]

I don’t really watch it, I just get the weekend update clips in my shorts feed every now and then, and I’ll sometimes watch a full segment of them

[gilded veldt]

oh no u liked messi

[fickle trellis]

why ride a player so hard

[serene valley]

check dms

[gilded veldt]

ohhhhh

[quasi citrus]

speaking of which gotta play silent hill f

[fickle trellis]

why does everyone know what that is

[serene valley]

cause I'm an occasional football spectator and messi's magic on the field interested me the most

[fickle trellis]

silent hill

that is some underground game

[gilded veldt]

idk what silent hill is

[fickle trellis]

i respect it

[gilded veldt]

I live under a rock icl

[fickle trellis]

top 10 lies

[gilded veldt]

Im serious

[fickle trellis]

of 2025

[gilded veldt]

Wait lemme google

[quasi citrus]

everyday people come up with new reasons for "i dont have taste"

[serene valley]

wth do you mean

[gilded veldt]

u dont

[quasi citrus]

i just dont share em with you

[fickle trellis]

thats a hurtful and targeted insult sir

[quasi citrus]

no this is common

[fickle trellis]

calm yourself

[serene valley]

+1

[gilded veldt]

oh wow do u want me to cry over this or sum

[honest forge]

🫂🫂🫂

[quasi citrus]

[gilded veldt]

nice face rev

[fickle trellis]

i remember the days when there would be minimods 24/7

[gilded veldt]

please stop typing words !

[quasi citrus]

thanks, my vows allow me that fresh haircut

[fickle trellis]

why

[fickle trellis]

you type zesty bro

gotta fix that

[gilded veldt]

shut ur mouth

[serene valley]

dude did you see the new absolute joker art

[gilded veldt]

your what

[quasi citrus]

i got the pre-release copy and still didnt read it, and here the full chapter dropped already

thats the absolute state im in

[serene valley]

lucky

[lament wadi]

i am pibble

[honest forge]

Back before they ate all the helpers and replaced them with clones 😔💔

[quasi citrus]

ill go back and read now

[lament wadi]

clean mah belly

[minor fog]

chat what's going on

[fickle trellis]

this is exactly what happened

[honest forge]

You belly shall be cleaned by sunrise.

[fickle trellis]

@lament wadi i saw you

[gilded veldt]

what

[quasi citrus]

ok i see what you mean, amazing.

[fickle trellis]

in 2018

[gilded veldt]

why is cheesemate acting up again

[white birch]

[serene valley]

horrific

[fickle trellis]

what does that watermelon mean

[quasi citrus]

reading the latest chapter rn, the batmobile is not a mobile bro

[serene valley]

😭

[honest forge]

You know what’s up with the watermelon

[fickle trellis]

does the joker win in the end

[serene valley]

what is it then

[white birch]

A delicious fruit

[fickle trellis]

i think

[white birch]

trust

[quasi citrus]

the joker barely even had any appearance yet

[serene valley]

nobody wins in batman stories, they all are freaks

[honest forge]

Alfred is allowed a W every now and again

[fickle trellis]

how to ragebait batman fans

superman is better?

[serene valley]

oh sir alfred

[quasi citrus]

both are punk rock

[serene valley]

my favourite character

[white birch]

U heard abt the absolute batman

[fickle trellis]

you can only pick one

[serene valley]

Yea! That's what we are discussing

[quasi citrus]

its like a night and day difference

[white birch]

Oh

[honest forge]

I mean they’re completely different vibes

[white birch]

that bane was scary

[fickle trellis]

but didn’t superman beat batman in that movie years ago

[serene valley]

uhh you can say "Daredevil" is a better written character in comics

[honest forge]

Quite literally actually

[fickle trellis]

also batman has L powers

[quasi citrus]

dude got a machine gun only to lose to absolute catwoman

[serene valley]

powers?

BHAHAHA

[white birch]

Batmans js a rich smart ninja bro

[fickle trellis]

oh no here we go

[white birch]

We flip with batman

[serene valley]

he doesn't even have powers

[quasi citrus]

billion dollar crusader for a reason

[fickle trellis]

exactly

that’s what i meant

that’s the point

[serene valley]

^^^

this is an actual ragebait point

[quasi citrus]

who are those Mongolian monks bro

[white birch]

I gotta watch the show

[fickle trellis]

dude why did the mongols conquer asia

[white birch]

I watched punisher

[honest forge]

Nobody won bc Hollywood prefers profit to storytelling

The source material was awesome though

[serene valley]

you can watch Batman the animated series it's better

[quasi citrus]

that also depends, some chapters were mid

[serene valley]

I love this guy

[honest forge]

To get to the other side

[white birch]

Oh im talking abt the real version

[quasi citrus]

but thats the best marvel has gotten after moonknight

[serene valley]

oh?

[quasi citrus]

and yes peak iron man

[white birch]

Yea its a series

Like punisher

[fickle trellis]

are you a blockbench master

[serene valley]

OH RIGHT

I have heard that

[honest forge]

Not yet sadly

[white birch]

Its on disney plus

[quasi citrus]

is it good

[fickle trellis]

honesty is key

🔑

[white birch]

I didnt watch it yet

[quasi citrus]

ive heard mixed reviews for this

[white birch]

Yea same

[serene valley]

did y'all see watchmen

[honest forge]

Wait what

I didn’t think they could make a live action Batman show

[serene valley]

the movie or the series either

[solar shoal]

@genghis khan why

[white birch]

N o p e

[fickle trellis]

lol

[white birch]

😭😭😭

[serene valley]

they can't yeah, they made penguin tho

it was so good

[white birch]

LMAO

[honest forge]

I still haven’t seen it

[serene valley]

it's a great addition to the story after the batman

[honest forge]

There’s nothing stopping me but my own procrastination

[fickle trellis]

you guys are the type of people to know what the world archetype means

word

[honest forge]

Dude the clayface movie is gonna be sick

[white birch]

Oh the fat dude

[honest forge]

I still haven’t Superman though either

[serene valley]

I'm so excited yeah

[serene valley]

yeah!

[honest forge]

So I should probably jump on that

[white birch]

Christian bale >

[honest forge]

Is it on hbo max?

Lemme check

[serene valley]

superman was great if you love the comics

[white birch]

yeah it is

[serene valley]

prolly yeah

[solar shoal]

shoutout to the random guy who posted the entire superman movie on twitter 🔥

[honest forge]

HELL YEAH

[serene valley]

Christian Bale peaked with Bruce Wayne but I liked this gritty version of pattinson's batman more

[quasi citrus]

depends on the universe too

[solar shoal]

its gone now boohoo

[fickle trellis]

someone derail this conversation

[honest forge]

I’ve only read All-Star Superman but I did like it

I also have Red Son but I haven’t gotten to that one yet

(I only get the graphic novels bc I’m a fake fan)

[serene valley]

I mean it very well captured superman as a character and I have no complaints for the video

[fickle trellis]

stop with the lines bro

help

[serene valley]

what a fake fan

[quasi citrus]

pattinson's epic crime saga gotta be the most realistic batman we've gotten so far

[white birch]

I only watched christian bales vers

[quasi citrus]

lmaoo

[serene valley]

OH REAL

[white birch]

I tried the other ones didn’t really catch on

[honest forge]

I should be killed with hammers

[serene valley]

the batman was so good

so aesthetically pleasing

the way it's shot

[white birch]

Yea rhe other guy was good

[serene valley]

lemme get mine

[quasi citrus]

the twilight guy

[honest forge]

He was indeed quite hot

[white birch]

But it was way too realistic😪

[serene valley]

...

[white birch]

yup the twilight guy

[white birch]

bale>>>>

[serene valley]

nolan messed that up, he shifted the focus of batman movies to a character that could exist in real life too

[quasi citrus]

[honest forge]

Adam West >>>>>>>>>>

[serene valley]

so we are missing out on fantastical batman stories

[white birch]

Who

[honest forge]

The hottest one of all

[serene valley]

George Clooney with his metal nipples

[quasi citrus]

imagine 2027 the batman 2 is just court of owls

[serene valley]

It's prolly gonna be hush

YO BUBZ

[white birch]

Yeah i didnt flip with it

[quasi citrus]

crazy @honest forge

[serene valley]

you didn't?

[white birch]

Nuhuh

[white birch]

Wait

[serene valley]

the dark knight was arguably the best superhero movie ever

[white birch]

Im not good with names

hold on

[quasi citrus]

i was tired of joker in live action eitherway

[white birch]

Is this with bale or the other dude

[honest forge]

I’m gonna look like that serial killer guy from the Arkham asylum intro when we’re through

[solar shoal]

i tried to buy the arkham trilogy since it was on a steam sale for like $3

[serene valley]

what's your opinion on joker(2019)

[white birch]

I DID BUY IT

[serene valley]

😭😭

[honest forge]

(I forgot his name, I think it’s Victor Szaz or something)

[white birch]

i bought that and rdr2

[solar shoal]

but my billing address was in philippines and they wouldnt let me buy it 💔

[quasi citrus]

the sequel? wasted potential

[honest forge]

Damn

[white birch]

shouldve got a gift card and used that

[serene valley]

there was a sequel? (We don't talk about that)

I meant the original one

[solar shoal]

this is why you dont give your friends your steam account

[nova wind]

hi guys what are we talking about

[serene valley]

gotham city

[white birch]

Drake

[quasi citrus]

it was alr, this wasnt really a crazy crazy joker, but a depressed one

[solar shoal]

hero im broke

[minor fog]

@honest forge 😭

[serene valley]

yeah like it was more of Arthur Fleck than joker

[nova wind]

average peem

[minor fog]

stop it man

[honest forge]

Idek anymore 😭

[nova wind]

wasn't surprised tbh

[honest forge]

They call me a goth ham

[serene valley]

Tim Drake mentioned 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

(someone please get this)

[frank orbit]

[quasi citrus]

yep, its unique but eh wtv

[white birch]

We talm abt aubrey drake graham

[austere fiber]

Hey Hey@serene valley

[white birch]

THE drake

[serene valley]

yesyes THE Drake

tim drake

[white birch]

@empty geyser

[white birch]

[honest forge]

Idk if there’s a deeper layer I’m missing, or if it’s just a reference to his existence

[serene valley]

YOOOO

[white birch]

[austere fiber]

yoooo

[serene valley]

yes the layer is that no one acknowledges his existence but I did

[serene valley]

hruu

[honest forge]

He’s just so stealthy nobody remembers his existence

[austere fiber]

fineee
Wbu

[serene valley]

😭

[serene valley]

chillinnnn

[honest forge]

😉

[austere fiber]

Greato

[quasi citrus]

maybe arkham knight..

[granite cave]

Darkseid HATED batman bro 😭

[minor fog]

hive chat is not healing

[serene valley]

I want batman to forget his no kill rule for Bubblez705

[minor fog]

💔

[potent estuary]

sup guys

[serene valley]

ofc

💀

[granite cave]

😭 and that joker art was

[serene valley]

nightmare

[potent estuary]

hi apple

[honest forge]

Darkseid is doing what every creative wants to do with their OCs

[quasi citrus]

amazing wdym

[minor fog]

@honest forge you're gonna get muted😭

[cloud tinsel]

Does anyone have decet mouse recommendations

[granite cave]

Ofc nightmarish

[granite cave]

😭 I dont wanna go near Gotham bro

[honest forge]

Will not have been the first time 🙂

[serene valley]

they should give Snyder rights to make a movie in the absolute universe

ik he will cook

[quasi citrus]

metropolis aint good either

[quasi citrus]

💀

[granite cave]

Yk what just blow up the earth

😭

[quasi citrus]

sheesh

[honest forge]

What about like

Cincinnati

[serene valley]

central city is safe until the yellow demonic Thawne walks in

[granite cave]

Bc if I dont work for some sociopathic criminal i just get turned into a horrific monster

[quasi citrus]

atp switch planets 🙏

[serene valley]

😭

[quasi citrus]

glowing eyes perhaps?

[honest forge]

I don’t think that would even work

[serene valley]

go to krypton

you can easily get drunk there

[quasi citrus]

💀

[honest forge]

An improvement to New Jersey regardless of its state

[serene valley]

haha

[fickle trellis]

fellow garden state resident spotted bro

[granite cave]

Thats shot of batman and killer crok was peak 🔥

[honest forge]

No, that’s just where Gotham is

[fickle trellis]

aw

[nimble rain]

howdy 🤠

[honest forge]

Hey that’s my line

[fickle trellis]

give it up bro. it’s not worth it.

[quasi citrus]

🔥

[nimble rain]

what

I just got here literally

[serene valley]

would y'all live in gotham if ya got the chance

[fickle trellis]

you know exactly what i’m talking abt

[fickle trellis]

i would live there if i had a black suit with a bat on it

[nimble rain]

i just wanted to see if you guys could rate my bow shot

[fickle trellis]

oh send it bro

[serene valley]

oh fair

[honest forge]

I mean
No?!?

There’s a new 9/11-type event every week

I ain’t lasting a month

[fickle trellis]

woah

[serene valley]

💀