#🐝・hive-chat
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if you are a grandma at 20 a lot of things went very wrong
LMAO
yeah but these ppl r kiddos
thats like a perfect speedrun
I hate it so much I have unprecedented anxiety over it
deer
hit them with sticks
it dont get much quicker than that
He got u good man i cant lie
I dont usually hit kids but if you insist
arent u older than me cheesemate
the hive chat ones deserve it
trust
Yeah but im hip and cool
better not
oh yeah
I can skibidi a toilet like the youths
i got chicken tenders instead
look mate you might have to suffer the consequences of clank Im sorry
You’d betray your loyal subjects :(
Idk abt that
ill post my face buddy
sub5
why thats assult if you are hitting people?
Down with the kids
but they email me death threats
no. dont.
I know youre scared of perfection
yeah but clank told me to do that
Oh. That’s not kind you should ask them not to do that
no Im scared of you specifically cuz ur balding
if clank said so its the equivalent to a presidential pardon so i guess its okay
yes
I bet ur jealous of my locks
exactly
Acting like you’re not
locks?
My beautiful hair
I have a lot of hair actually
👨🏻🦲

clank why do u bully ur peers
according to my grandpas genetics im bald mid 20s so yeah i am jealous
my future peers

we've been over this
future?
check back in a few years
There’s a term for this…. Delusion of grandeur
dont say another thng
im number 1 again heh
says the 10 strands on your head
yeah okay Im stealing Benzo
out here looking like a diary of a wimpy kid drawing
okay scrabble nerd
fatty cat
LMAO
big obeast
I wanna play repo
actually Ill take Nando instead tbh
u guys wanna repo or no
this is interesting ☕️
I dont have
Hey bro u can’t just say that and expect me to be offended. I’m proud of my singular interest
I might take this one instead
as bodyguard?
Scrabble is sick
Im also proud of it, furry one
yeah that works
no its not
❤️🩹
Ok pal
he is strong but to me hes a lap cat baby
so it works as long as it aint me whos attacking you
Next ur gonna say minesweeper is bad
thats good that means Im stealing him
?????
Minesweeper is awesome
now why would you attack me clank
🙂
hooray!
you call me bald and old on the reg!
is that another threat
no threats
isnt it true though
just promises
@coral hamlet GUARDS
ANOTHER!?
why are we shortening regular
yes..
he wants to fit in with the youth
why are we shortening you
hold up wait a minute
shawty
Bro got nerfed😭
Makes sense
silly old clank
so pretty equal to me, hence your shortening
what happened to lasagna lady, I miss her
Dang i didn’t know u had game like that
Sitting on his porch in his tocking chair
you got a few cm on me but nothing a saw cant solve
Woah
is that ANOTHER threat?
ofc
I need my height for my job
You're shortening
I can saw butterpal as I please!
I can donate some if needed
No please
butter
and why might you do that
Donations appreciated
are u in the nba
Yeah
Sending 1ft your way
national butterpal area
we have unfinished beef
🙏
..
butterpal was a troubled youth
woah I didnt know ur spooky like tha clank
6’5 rounded up is 6’7
I know what you mean
havent we all
Well then put it back in the grill
I cant believe that clank is from the 90s
isnt ibuprofen a medicine?
80s*
Ancient
Butter costume when?
thats basically as old as time
what happened to orbixx
it do be
literaleigh
how unfortunate
ya i thought i saw this name today morning
Clank you owe us a butter costume
Ping?
do not be jealous that you missed the 90s
disappointed i’m still not a zor deer
so to hv the fancy font names like u guys i need to hv discord nitro right?
yes yes I am ibuprofen
will not be white pfp
ok
Im actually pretty happy
Id hate to be so old!! haha!
imagine being born in the late 1900s
@midnight vector it's me idk y im on thisnaccnt
I was 11 (java hib)
I am going to make a note to check on you in 10 years
im not counting java sadly
to see what you have to say for yourself
thats scary
uh oh.
oh
You gotta get rich
any words for your future self?
Make a butter costume on your server and you’ll make way more than hive did
I think java for me was like 12 or something so u probably have me beat
I hope Im just as cool as I was back in my youthful prime
mayhaps
please leave my friend @safe acorn out of this
will hive exist in 10 years
prime is so old
nah
we will be selling cake
Can't believe it's been 7 years
you are NOT my boss
True
I mean it's existed for like what 15 already
I will wake your boss up
she is not my boss
i hope the sun explodes before then
I think timv was 2011? so yeah almost 15
Bro i rememeber when you and i queued a game and we met bc i was a helper 😭
r u sure
whom
I remember the first I ever saw you, 🧈 look at you so young and happy 😊 where do the years go!
in the grave
@coral hamlet <3
if Minecraft bedrock is still popular in 10 years I can see hive still being alive
I think we r opps now
the game that became hive you ()
We will be repeatedly kicking you in the shins 
😭 thats dark
Or bring hive into hytale 
you have two options. 1: perm ban, 2: i will throw the lethal company run
did you just have a stroke
amazonprime 0_o
1
Let's leave bugrock behind
Wheres the balatro mini-collab event
clank will unban me
@clank the man has spoken
rules and regulations prohibit me from using the desired word
feel free to put it up in your bio
Say pig
oh wait.
clankstar banning time?
just say [redacted] next time
True
Guards! Cover thy eyes!
Scp
will do.
Clankerstar is about to swear yo
Or i just say the beaver house word
scallywag!
make up sounds?
Yeah
woah
Crazy dave style
Clank would never do smt like that hes a cool guy 😎
you quinkydink
he just did I fear...
muppet!
I think the last part actually is bad im not sure though
Im afraid I cannot say more
is it
How could you 
I actually have no idea
I think?
😭
I also ran out
sorry chat
Exotic butters
can I swear in Lithuanian then
LOL
its not bad I promise.
Thats me
ou
🫂
do not call me a clourbousem
what even is that
gravelstomper
Human
my best guess for a lithuanian insult
woah
not very close, not close at all actually
Is it like gutintaugh or something
our swears are a whole lot cooler
no
dang
you green rue
Is it like 
traukiniųoperatorius
woah
LMAOO
Is that rlly you?
You cant say that
heh 
žalia rūta
sorry yall I am resigning in disgrace for swearing in hive chat
I knew you were cute
finally
I will leave the server to heyimcreeper
woah
I can now become the hve president
Is this the will
nah. to me.
bad idea

😭
What do i get
please no
who will turn this server into a pay to play pvp hellscape
Exotic butters
please yes
Thank you
no Ill make it awesome
hive chat battle pass and battle pass plus
add a casino
clanker will you sell the hive for a nice crisp 20
+1 battle pass level per 1000 messages
hive++++++++++++++
Deal
you see the dream
h+ve rank
dang so i really didnt have time at all to do the hive-o-ween stuff huh ✌️💔
I'll add the rank called hive ultimate ultra pro max
dang so i really didnt have time at all to do the hive-o-ween stuff huh ✌️💔
They took it away too fast bro
ok gramps
$499
I didnt even do the ghost hunt
granny
I'm get banned for no reason
yes
chill bud i cant be having too many copies 
I'm only lagging
charger is not included
okay fossil fuel
How fast did u click
charger???????? what does it charge
at least i'm useful as fuel xoxo
not the xoxo
@dusk adder help
@safe acorn
Im the best grandma here
What does xoxo mean?
id beg to differ
it charges primestrat?
yes
bad things
Unbanned Craftsman9882
i was too busy they should've extended it one more week for my slow ahh
😭
Like a bad word or?
bad things
Appeal
Hey you xoxo? Like that
good luck teaching them the language of the millenial
Can we have a monthly subscription
yu are basically the only millenial here, old one

for what
Can we have 2 monthly subscriptions

for what
Yes
Can we have 3 monthly subscriptions
what are we subscribing
stuff
Unban Craftsman9882
Stuff
Bass pro shop deals
can i purchase 5 battle passes
I'm get banned for no reason!!! I'm only lagging!
@main sluice you are a kugel without bark
Can we have 6 monthly subscriptions
please elaborate
Im also banned bro
is this an auction
yeah
cool stuff

spooky
you are a leopard without the jays
Thats the halloween monthly subscription
so Im rich?
Exactly
lestsgooo
Id rather [redacted]
yus
dang that's pretty bold
yeah
thank you big old man I appreciate it
A leopard without the jays is like a cage without a key
cause bread is better than key ahh
What does this mean

we heard you are pretty unrich
Tomska's law came into effect
Uncle Sam wants his cut
I am the poorest 
5 days
it's jay remember
THANK YOU
???
naur
it says LeopardJays
its okay
Kai is the only ONE
what?!
Ive known the guy for 7 years
You have ultimate wdym 😭

Im pretty sure its jays
ok liz
slow ahh that's bc someone took the user he wanted
7 years ago???
why are you calling me by my awesome wifes name
Stop changing my name to loe 
she naurs
It's unacceptable
oh naurrr
😐
I also contacted them
shes just like me teehee woohoo
my friend has me unironically using the word yaurrrr
No reply 
ofc
what are we going this far for a user with a one letter difference
i think that is what the kids call yikers
I hate the s 
I know clud also knows this but i unironically waggle my fingers at things i am going to grab
close!! its actually "poggers"
I despise the letter s
ah yes, poggy woggy
why it has a nice ring to it
Like a cartoon character
hey so you dont need to remind me of that weird thing
banned
Its funny
What weird thing?
LeopardJay sounds way better than LeopardJays
you creeped every soul that read that message out
you dont wana know
shiver me timbers i might as well be luuvkais then

Kais
question, where are there multiple of you/
so rude

Im on clanks side now

yahoo

[redacted] you bud
listen
awesome
listening
you [redacted]
woah
Is yahoo even still a thing
what are you listening for?
The last time I saw yahoo was in 2013
maybe
do you have text to speech?
yes WE (yes including you) all say yahoo when we get excited
that's it im going east
u said listen first
mario ahh community
Im scared.
@thorn crane
and he fell for it
so were lying now
time for paddling
clank if you come here at least bring ur cats
were?!
Yeah

Im texan i say we’re like were
what was
Hi stinkies
yeah but u still misspellations
WHAT IS THAT NAME
hey baby
also wow the bot actually let me all caps that
I got that southern charm 
that is crazy
I know
sure....

sure bud
OMG is that grow a garden luvkai
sorry i meant
be nice, fake kai
That platonic southern charm
holy why r we being rude to peple again clank
south park charm methinks
Kaiurii is the real kai 💔
pleth be quiet
don’t make me whip out luvkai’s garden
pleth
bro thats the opp

Watch all episodes and i guess it might be that
oh clank you have opps?

we miss you @white nacelle 😭 😭
luuvkai is the day 1 opp
thats crazy
i watched the episode of a whale getting sent to the moon it was pretty messed up
I miss being a helper
you should tickle them
oh i dont think that was on hbo max
for sure.
I was the best helper
no need to question mark me

shoo
Im thebest president
I was so cool i didnt even have “helper or H” next to my name
now that clank is giving up his presidency
It was just blue
me neither
release the butterpal helper demotion files
ooooo
oh bro wait
don’t release mine tho
Im sorru
Goodmornings
sounding like that one island rn
pwetty pwease
suffering of old age I see
damm i didnt know this is how we get to our knees quick nice one butterpal
bro pleeaase why is my ping on hive 100 higher than any other server
I did when sourmatt took over
and soon you will suffer with me
hELL no
Is this a promise
yeah yeah blame the sourmatthew
Im getting younger and younger
The list i sent to ed was crazy
Its so bad
uh oh
It was a pros and cons list
whats this sippy tea
I don’t have a list
oh.
I was actually a great helper
Yeah
my demotion was not for being a baddie
how much do I pay to get presidency of the Hive again
did you demand for leopardjays immediate demotion
ts a story for another time
No worse
😭
I made a pros and cons list of being a helper man
PLEASE
It was so bad
sorry leopard
this is a shocking discovery but this might be the first time I've finished a cup of tea in my life
what was your thought process abt this
Woah
round of applause please
Pros, cool name, cons, you have to deal with all the other pain in the butt helpers
well well well
I kept being targetted for being a helper
ain’t no way
aint no way
😭
@lament wadi they caught us
Yeah i got banned once
LOL
don’t pull my file out
zor 😭
It was a sentrenet stream
damm we be doing this now this why you cant trust anyone
it be that way
linked braincell
great minds think alike
exactly what Im sayin
lore runs deep
i like to think of it as we’re extra smart
two heads are better than one
I tried to make it look like i wasnt teaming but
loe
toe?
exaclty
loe is what people refer to leo as
dawg what you be doing anything atp 😭
I didn’t want the guy i was playing with to call me weird 💔
that is many crazy
I should be tylenolfr bc I just had to take some 😭
damn
yes.
Ive done it all
Please don't, people stopped calling me loe for ages now
my head literally felt like it got stabbed
why not be yourself 
hey loe
HannAHHH
slow ahh that's what oficey tried to do when a hacker teamed on him and he still got caught
nooo
but… but you are weird
I was an insecure 15 y/o
leo pard jays

trur
child

it’s okay we’ve all been there
I personally never was 15
thank you hanana
skipped right past it
Are you ever gonna get a new gt or are you forever hannahbanana
i personally skipped 15
amazing
literally
What do yall say bout me in those channels bro
bad things
This is where insecurity starts 
clank calls you [redacted]
i went from no brain 10 year old to smart 18 year old who owned the world
sigh i know
this is why you can only trust me atp
thats so real
LMAO
wooooow
I think clank is still in the no brain 10 year old phase
what who said that
silence, zorbo
mayhaps
holy name exclusion
Hlo
clank is a 10 yo stuck in a 30 yos body
I’m zorbo now
its sadly becoming true
beep beep boop
outrageous
twin cooking as always 🗣️
Hey glad to know i left a lasting impression 
this is bad for your cat picture receiving
sure...
this is also true

I need to see the,
splendid
Diego will be withheld
clank's bengals are bveautiful tho cant help it

who is diego again
fair
Dora’s cousin duh
Woah
white british shorthair
WOW
duh
Even i know that lore
I want to see the british shorthair
I think Gremyin would win out of pure fatness
Oh I saw him
just sayin
s very cutesie
what im supposed to close my eyes and guess what that looks like
chill bro my knowledge from warrior cats is limited
yus hes famous
blahaj detected
he has the small and big blahaj
I think i made capes of diego and mateo
really

do u guys like my cat
he’s cute right?
clank sent the image for me of my cat!
Yeah it was just their face on a cape
yes
sure bud
because I don’t have image perms yk
thats cute
clanks so nice
sigh
I agree
when he is using more than one brain cell he is
ClankDeer
true
I think i have my sights on a new hive position

what have I ever done to you zoorbell
once per sometimes
Who is ready for the 3D modeller butterpal era
Hey buddy
he told me to hit kids
Im not 16 anymore
u didn’t accept my 3 year old friend request from 2023, and I was very distraught
that was definitely the downfall of clankstar
so I cancelled it
i know what im doing now 😭
💀?????
We cant fix it if we never face it, let the past be the past til its weightless..
even ed accepted and have never been so rejected in my life
💀
wow
clank how do you explain this
woah
LMAOAOAO
Clank is secretly a kpop demon hunters fan now guys, he’s quoting them from my status
I can not read
damm zor you really got hollywood status by clank

must be the old age
I have 79
WOOZBEE
And still make time for the important ones smh
Hi adi
CLANKYYYYY
woozbeeeeeeeee
And all have you know, i’m an important one
Putterbal!

How is you clankers
most excellent, how woozes it?
yes

do you think the golden song might win a grammy

It's been a day since I got my certification 
Ehh. Possibly. It’s a bit mid imo tho
For what
idk just me personally, it wasnt even my favourite from the movie
Sleep deprived 😭 my flight got delayed by 3 hr and I reached home around 3am
Free is my fave
AZ-900 aka the Azure Fundamentals
So now I'll go back and eep
I just took 10 MG of melly
holy congrats
i'm surprised it got nominated as a kpop song when's there's literally only 10 seconds of korean in it
Murrica flight? If so glad it got there at all eventually D:
I’m finna be knocked out til tomorrow soon
Yeahhh… it’s the general style i think
unironically same
I originally failed the first attempt with just 3% under the passing, but my second attempt was 18.5% above the passing score
BTS - Permission to dance, Butter, and Dynamite all were “kpop” but were fully in english
can’t even take less than 10mg now
LOL 😭just was just a domestic one
Bro i’ve fought off 40 mg before by complete accident
Oh wow well i hope ur satisfied with the success
building that tolerance eh
hi
I was crying happy tears immediately after the results
holy those songs arent really the greatest, their other music is great tho
Can’t be sleeping here I got a little one comin, gotta be prepared to never sleep
this is so wholesome chungus burger 
BRING Asia back rn or im protesting 
Wait
yeah I know, but they were considered kpop songs technically
Uh.. crystal snow is entirely in Japanese but it’s k-pop
My playlist is… kinda gas
film out is also japanese but was considered kpop
Ngl
what i've noticed is that the grammys only really nominated those songs and golden bc they were mostly english dominated that feels kinda scummy
it’s based a bit on the singers ethnicity in the regards to its category I think
same 🔥
the girls in Golden are korean and I think the main girl is from korean fully too
Like the voices behind the characters I mean
hi?
heart failure user
not just the characters
Ehhh
idk all these nominations are so chopped this year
Melatonin had no long term effects
In terms of kpop?
that and everything else
the 40mg aint gonna help either
Idk I don’t really pay much attention to the grammys… but I just had to deal with an argument with a lot of ignorance involved regarding the grammys and I’m not about to do it again
god im not ready to work 8 am - 4:30 pm
what does this imply
not calling u ignorant I swear
I just don’t wanna argue again or even think ab the grammys
I just wanna stay up 😭
ig i’m gonna be this forever
thats a good benefit
HI TWIN
theyre bullying me hanana 
people will always have a problem with it, if you can’t handle it when someone u like or don’t like wins or doesn’t don’t watch / participate / whatever
for why
i dont know im so harmless
10mg is what I take
It’s fine it’s not harmful to me
that true, i saw my feed everyone arguing the nominations so i might just go with the flow atp ✌️
ermmmm
Literally me rn 
just wait 20 years from now you will have an increasesed risk
Im just a little dancing guy

pretty good
Clank changed ur nick or am I tripping?
Thanks
Yeah I mean music genres are a spectrum and are entirely subjective in a lot of ways. There is no set genre for anything anymore and to claim there is is ignorance. Everything had subgenres now, and big genres but so many artists and bands cross multiple genres. Like beyoncé crossing pop and country, taylor swifts older stuff could be country could be pop, etc…
i gotta hop off bruh im actually starting to crash out over the lag
Play balatro
just to much ignorance with people tryina argue it saying there’s only one set choice or option for any genre
nah ur crazy
aint playing no mobile game
meow
gamba
Its pc
dont got a pc either lol
so true
Its really good
Okay goodnight yall my medicine is kicking in
the pvp so bunz rn everyone lags like crazy so you only trade hits
Yea I might 
lol
Its console too
Hi butterpallll
took a tylenol, a melatonin, and a zofran
i gotta like jump behind them to not trade and they just glued to the ground so i cant combo them
Why is your name so long
so i’m good for bed
what is that name
crazy
hi marcie
I just got pink glitch for the first time ever
how goes you?
crazy day
it’s jus my name guys don’t embarrass me im insecure
im good hbu
but-
knock off king von
I’m sleepy
ur awesome
😐
it’s a cringe name
i’m going to bed u all r meanies fr
slleep then
thats crazy
i call u awesome
Kpop demon hunters status
I talking with demo tho
oh pop off then
so fir the bloons td6 collab
You gotta do a pve gamemode like cod zombies
And as the game goes on, the bloons get stronger
who said who the "frick" are you
You can get tier upgrades for yourself too
average ghost pinger lol
@quasi ivy
I wonder why
cuz we can’t say t f
shocker 🤯
I saw you rosey 👀
hey garrot
i’m explaining that I didn’t ghost ping him
i’m not talking to you
im still here btw @quasi ivy
I don’t need ur sarcasm
I saw that
💔
@lament wadi HI
hi
deer
when garrot deer
no

my mom bought these taco flavor dorito and they lowk ahh
sadly not going to happen
taste like a taco minus the actual good parts
which are the good parts
the onion i assume?
hi will
art thou okay??
go eeppp
I was going to
any form of meat, beans, cheese
tastes like an over seasoned salad
gn pooks, hope the cold is fully gone tomorrow <3
@midnight vector
yim yum
night
hi guys
hey
Yoo
Yo
Sup?
😴
Anyone alive?
nop
OMG
omg
Lol
meow

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oh no what happened
many things
Hmmbbro did something very wrong 
nu ppl r scary
Hi chat
bro I got a warning but idk what msg it was
Happy birthday
No one gifted me either 
Tysm
No one cares about us 😢😢
I have a friend thats gifts people
shall i add u on this account then 
Uhm
Is plus or ultimate required in order to send images
no you just can't send images
I mean in other channels
yes
Thats sad
I just don't want xp boosts
ofc uu can dino>^<
Anyone free for sw duos
@undone rose
I wish I can turn xp boosts that goes with ranks
If i buy one
What do you WANT from me
Omg..
hello
Hello
what
why cnat i activate my vibrwnt visuals
hi
Hi
Did u click submit button?
whay submit
Did u use da command /toggles?
no
bruh ok
Pls add o seves fpr bb
Guys search up benkinersophobia
Why
Just do it
so is the 90fps 😭
ipad bruh
type
I mean broken ipad mb
How’s it broken
my dog destroyed it
What happened.. 💀
I kicked dog out of my house
How does that break ipad?
eat my ipad
i actigated vibrant visuals i dont think it affected anything
bruh rly
He said what happened and you said you kicked the dog out
elaborate
Me love eating iPads
Who ??
sry i lied lol
i almost break my ipad
I accidentally kicked my ipad and made my ipad fell into the ground then almost 67% broken
like the dog ate into the ipad...


