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It's the hive kingdom you can see the beauty of clankstar
that is self promo
see
Ah
LMAO
cooked π
There was no link bro
so bored...
Lol
yk you can always watch a 25 hour podcast
From who?
true...
yawn
anyone you like
what podcast do i watch
which genres do you like
U just proved my statement
π π
That was harsh tbf
I have 128 IQ tested by Mensa
I have some good suggestions
Of course u do 
I watch like comedy podcasts idk then π
i'm listening
oh π
I like how almost all the winners on the screenshot contest basically broke the contest rules :)
i only like comedy in movies tbf
Rules were made to be broken
WHAT? bro you don't like standup comedy?
What rules did they break?
it's very fun
deer
unfortunately no...
Uh here lemme write it rq
:((
yeah bro
So we have
1)Joe Rogan with David Goggins
2)Alex Jones
3)Ivan Drago (the characters behind the actor)
4)Rocky IV (training & style)
Windy today init
A wannabe furry I believe
We are not meowing for splodger
Joe Rogan with David Goggins had no "True crime, horror and psychology"
"Editing the original screenshot is permitted, but remember this is a screenshot contest not an art contest" and then basically almost all winners upload art made in block bench or 3d modeling softwares
Ill meow for ANYONE
i see that
Psychology, David Goggins talks about it
Is hive fun still
Iβm pretty sure they just used shaders and rendering
uh-
Yes
is bedwards good?
80%
hey look a deer
really?
that's self-improvement, it's different
yes
It's like the old bedwars of lifeboat
It's not screenshots that they uploaded, like come to DMS rq
No thanks
well ik ive played a little bit of it
Breh

second one seems to be more about politics
Yes
Yeah politics and some comedy because you know how Alex is
KallMeKris or Rotten Mango are some good channels that I believe would interest you
It went up 20k players btw

gotcha
Well good for them but i just liked tw more
Gotta do what u gotta do to keep the server alive + bedwars is more fun
(Also yes it is)
that's one solid opinion I stand with too
good work batman
both seem to be what i'm looking for, tyβΌοΈ
well obv bedwars wasnt a bad decision if its getting them 20k more people but tw was more enjoyable for me
AYYY nws have fun :DD
Opinions
Bedwars is more clean imo
i hear u
Its smooth
just tw is more nastolgic ig
Tw felt like something cube craft would do
Yhyh of course
it's very subjective as what was more enjoyable but for a normal player who logged in Hive would've enjoyed Bedwars more 9/10 times (talking objectively here)
I was against it at first but bedwars is peakest gamemode ever to be assed imo
Added*
ass hehe
i prefer treasure wars significantly more but bedwars is better for younger / new players
as you can see by the player counts
yeah i guess so but it felt smooth at the time and for me a lot more of a appeal to grind it that i dont find in bw
Yes because they have less skills
I like bw more cause tw players annihilated me
yeah your tw stats clearly say so
bedwars does have wings though
That too
I WISH THEY DIDNT
no i am bad level 1 tw noob
simple logic by me
yeaaaa
tw was just more enjoyable
Litr can get em 3 mins in than its almost impossible to catch up to runners
true
24 ems would be fair
It's 1:43 am and I read it as "too woke cheap" ππ
we played bw on hypixel yesterday
Les jsut make em free
and fireballs should be free
Bedwars has less reliance on speed and endurance, more on IQ and Strategy
ofc
Go to sleep twin
I built my huge forearms with treasure wars
ya man that's a sign
strategy no

yo batman chill
yes. was horrible.
Im so funny gosh
I ragequit
skill matters a lot less in bedwars compared to tw
you have a whole ass company to take care of
yeah sounds about right π
true
Bruce enterprises
I have money to pay off the peasents that try go against me
Im rich
Bedwars also has less competitive players
icl I probably would maybe enjoy it if my ping wasnt like 150
I am an heavy weight what do you mean I have no reflex
oh yeah hypixel doesnt have eu servers
yeah unfortunately enough
i basically live inside of the hypixel servers though so im chillin
Next person to talk is a femboy
I used to slap bw with my bsf in some knockoff hypixel server
i dont really like 1.8 java pvp
Java sucks
people barely block in these days in bedwars
Bedrock solos
"throw the odin spear"
I do
"fireball"
Honestly
I love fireball
how so
rare exception π
64 iron takes a while tho
Why block in, the players aren't that good anyway
What do u want ppl to have 2000 fireballs
why does bedwars feel balanced and unbalanced at the same time
Hi @knotty hollow
Bc ssn 3 got added
yes
This is the best you'll get on bedrock
I dont like the kb
some sweat roasted us I said pls leave us alone we're from bedrock n bro said "ur stats say so" like PLS
Everything in ssn 3 sucks
Everyone welcome back
mood
π
man i wish to play tw just one more time in my life
@tribal heart we drawin clud as a deer next time π₯
I miss casepl
taiger deer
we ARE
im not asking for ur permission
@serene valley
Skyblock is better
u have to
i have to draw it ur right
havent been on hypixel skyblock in years
no u have to ask.
deer
Nobody talk to taiger
i have to ask @tribal heart ur also right
hellw taiger
Me n sky started a skyblock profile
@tribal heart pls say no
hello gamer deer
currently im making a house
whats that again ππ
ak deer
so THATS why shesnot talking to me I see how it is
what is what
what do i get from it
Yes because im better π₯±
sky, look up and you'll see it
bro first he told me to sleep and now he misses me
what is this relationship dynamic batman
Can we interlink toes
ur not getting anything they would say they would give
HELLO?
ur my biggest opp
Batman is a complicated man
bro what is your profile banner lmao
bro
peak bro
π
Vengance
love-hate
glad to hear it
then do it
thank u
Definitely not me
she was mine first
why do misspell a jargon in front of me and paracetamol bro
It's *Vengeance
Yeah and i stole her π
I would be busy tmrw tho so idk if i could finish it
yeah u absolute thief
"vengance" π
yeah
Bro is bafman
messing with me
Crazy π
π
Yes thats me
damn, not even a Hi reply back. sad
ikr how pathetic
paracetamol π
OMG
Vengance
mi bad deer mate hello
ban this guy
@tribal heart Clank has deer in his name
its ok she will kiss me goodnight
I will
Yeyyyy
i know, next task get the rank lmao
Fr
What is 2025.2?
π€¬
hello nice guy
teehee
clud as a deer while using bowser fart gif as a reference π₯
this is the first time someone has missed ME BTW @sturdy needle
Yo
Good question
???? bro
unironically a femboy too?
Add this to our wall
Ur wrong though
fr ts so fire
Wow congratulations
π
trust me she does
I feel honoured
Im better
she just wont tell u bc u might be jealous
I Always miss you
what are u talking about????
I thought you were vengeance
sm peak coming
evrybody ignore taiger he is scary
okay Deer Lennon
shh
Im batman.
ill go attack her
even though i dont really get jealous
John Lemon
I had to block u just to get it to end
NO I DIDNT
HEY
Paul McDeer
I got the ssβsπ π
sureeeeee
my quick witted friend came in rescue
ai
me and sky kiss on the mouth
Paul McDonald's Cartney
π₯Ήπ
its literally 70 dollars (in all caps)
70?!!

r u crying yet
π
Sora sora sora
audacity
or hell dive
George Harrifather
Love that app
I knew Clank was fake
Casepl go sleep
who
no sense of democracy leftover in him
nono
Audacity is the name of an audio recording app and I love it
I forgor the 4th
Get rest child, for tommorow lies a great day ahead of us.
oh pfft
Yes (my i still have 2 hours left before my ice golem levels up)
πππ heartbreak
Oh hi ThundvrShock
Oh that guy
have you considered spending $1000 on clash
Like the Kanye album?
hi
I have
Yes
I dont listen to kanye west
i need wall rings
yall tmrw is gambling day π₯π₯
hi
can you attack from my side, I have a th17 as my opponent and I'm th14 π₯
Fein fein fein
ππ«
10k on pg3d π
Aw man
bro..
π« no
Fr?
I didnt say hi to you cludfr π€¬
Aw man π«
yes
Let's go
appluim
π«
yo apple I had a question for you
Yo
yeah sure bro ill use my famous barcher army
π«
π«
Case go to sleep
Could you beat John Lemon in a fight
but u did..
Just bring an orange
π«
cludfr is being slanderous
This guy knows ball
π
which is the better apple to eat?
New Zealand Royal Gala
Washington
Granny Smith USA
Shimla
Real
look at ur msg !!!
Casepl go sleep rn
Fr
Istg
considering he isn't alive rn-
USA
USA
okay chill
IridiumApple
Where is ur rank
ship me one
On alterboom
where do I find
The start of deadpool 3:
sorry im blind i lost my sense of sight no can do
wait I didn't get this one
Chat how's hive lounge doing without me
It will run away from you and if you grab it, all reality will break around until you let go or take a bite out of it
clanker
bread
Amazing
Guys i can beat connor mcgregoor in a fight
real
no thanks, I will rather get a new zealand one
yeah yeah thought so
Yes?
Bros not bread
π« btw you can get one at Macy's or jc penny
I quite literally am
I Will never open your profile again After 9 pm
if you're from Dagestan and your name is Khabib Nurmagomdev
great idea
Hmmmm
I did it twice After i said that
sir this isn't a flex
LMAO
check my profile for a surprise
He digs up a corpse
nooo casepoland
Im british and my name is gregory bobberson
BRO BUB-
dont kill the deer
Well atleast there's a black part
π
He is a cute little femboy
bro our team leader is so quick witted that I don't get his jokes now
Ik 
My favorite
who is the leader
Bubblez705
@honest forge BUBBLE
SEE
Itβs just grave robbery
What are you thinking of, weirdo?
Casepl accept my f request
yeahh...
okay batman
What is?
Who decided this
I shouldnβt be in charge of anything ππ
I second this
Good boy
hi Apple
you literally accepted the white medicine into the team
Alr goodnight chat
what are ya saying
@serene valley dont hes so boring, he maxed bed in a week π₯
π« hello rosey
I should be the team leader instead
too late
if Im white medicine are you white poland
do yk John Lemon
75-100 in 2 weeks* but alr
how are you? 
@honest forge I agree, always say yes to white medicine
no
When swarms will come out guys
hi Lemon
Rip swarms
You want it too much
I nominate Case
@serene valley say yes to my application as team leader
NO
π₯
tmr trust
YEAH π£οΈ π₯π₯
POCOYO
we also have another team member bubz
2v1
Case wins 
idk why I added em

@foggy shore
My childhood 
π
π« ohhh Sometimes I get a good feeling! Yeah! I get a feeling that never never had before!
Iβm gonna assume that youβre good
mine tooooo
π« im GREAT π
I used to watch it smm π
Apple is pure evil
Nothing good about him
i think deer shaped women r hot
Shikanoko nokonoko
π« heheheh
deer
bubblez come up with a good punchline from this setup
quick
i remember not missing a single episode
your timer starts now
Someone get them a fan
Deer arenβt meant for that kind of heat
def not 4 deers afking in eu hub41
haha
Theyβre warm-blooded
lol
Theyβll die
good one
hold up im joining
okay why you transforming the joke into a movement now
lmaoo js check deer server theres the stream
Our time is now, chat
We need to save the deer
Join me in our fight against carbon emissions
wait
we have 23 deers here rn
So we can expand the deer clubβs reach
And ensure that our beloved deer are still here for our descendants to admire
is 10$ worth a name change for "taiger deer"
yez
We must protect them
furries*
an alt is
Just make a free new account and link it
zooms out to the right corner of the advertisement showing a woman named carbon emissions
yeah 100%
We will publicly stone her
not proud of that one
π°
@gilded veldt π₯±
I must go now
pinging staff
Farewell
sorry you've been replaced
good π₯±
she just called u thunderfart how does it feel
me too cya gng bye
@coral hamlet i pinged staff im such a bad deer
yeah cuz I hate him
ur right but i accidentally got my monitor crushed and now i cant join hive
i dont believe you
oh
You will become deer burger
wanna see
yes
hell no
deerfr π₯
hell no
rnt u tabbed out
oops
u had to kill chat π₯
Im sorry Im getting bombarded with some weird guy stealing my woman
@granite cave hi appeepel
π«
woman?? π€π€π€
where??
not in ur radar bro
π«
π₯Ή 
so shes a man? π₯
no shes MY woman
what's that?
n this guy just so happens to be my competition smh
Look at my name
oh
Hehe
i think @granite cave is hot
Some evil animals
π₯Ή
π
is bnlack friday pack out yet @here ??
is black friday pack out yet @here ??
anyone here??
Well Not officially
maybe
good cuz i have the leak
There is lit all Data on a website so technically everyone has a leak
genshin deer wishes you good luck on your nefer pulls
pull for the dps i'm made for...
omg genshin deer
omg pocoyo deer
omg
a bunch of cannibal furries, i wouldnβt risk it
im skipping nefer 
I dont need her so erm
oh my deerness-
deer.
pull for my dps π
indeedy
sorry my dps is skirk
not anymore
yes she is
pull for me π
Damage per second?
save for me

hey chatters
π«
π
π«
π«
Cookie πͺ
πͺ
π« its MINE
Lol
nooooo
jack 

π
mine :)


Pepe emoji :p

Yep
XD
You mean clankdeergivingseason?
yes
still dead
Why did u ask for my work Mail yesterday πͺ
but
My takes on things are infinitely greater than you can ever aspire to be
We want deer rank π₯Ί
oh, I guess Iβm wrong then :(
I have a question but I'll probably get to emailing that on monday 
you tried your best 
fake 1440p it's just ultrawide ππ
you got me
Oooo
Lookin forward
day 1 of asking clanker to gimme image perms ||hehehehe||
the flopper does not allow me to touch the discord perms
house arrest
now i will go & make an expose video about this situation
i like deer women
it do be expose video season
thank you
how about deer femboys
I love Lauma from Genshin Impact
the flopper will be dealt with 
hell no
Hey can you stop turning people into deer thanks
Light mode in big 2025
:(
Wanna play brawlstars
yep, you are correct
jk i love all deers
I'm literally El primo
Iβm exposing clanker for this too
Fr
I just installed Windows like 3 days ago ok
Crazy
I have a screenshot of you acting like a cat 

I can't wait for monday 5pm
Expose video before mm update crazy
π
First day!!
I was crazy once
what happens then??
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room full of rats. Rats made me crazy
Oh you already forgot π my First day as hive owner
anybody know if the new update is causing a leakage in ram?
wow
I'm running java at 300-400fps
yes
I still have to get the pizza ready
oh yeah
But dw
π±π±
clank

you should perma nick lewis to splodgdeer or soemthing
clanker*
Yes splodeer
get it right >:(
he is stronger than me
you what
oh :(
But you're a deer now
To claim for forgiveness pls give reaction perms 
Hehe
While we're at it i wanna order some gif perms
ibu!!!
Name grinder "ImMcDeer"
Je ne parle pas anglais

rule breaker
like windows? the operating system or the glass thingies
Please stop turning people into deers
salut
Salut
Oh dΓ©solΓ©
bedwars
Good luck with your order
windows 11 yes

Ty sir
ohh π okay okay, its terrible
Windoe
epic fail π₯
Ja
Can u play with us?
Wintoe

we want to play bedwars
Bro today i crashed out on bedwars
I'm so washed
I don't do bedwars
It's like i forgor how to play
Yw sir 
Build battles best
sprechen sie Englisch?
LeopardPays
and u do what?
people get triggered when u give feedback and i find that amusing
Build battle is just building without the battle part
ππ
Germannnn
its a battle to not get banned
Clank turned you into a deer too
Bridge and murder Mystery
stp dis, je veux jouer avec eux
nooo i made an account :3
Sometimes deathrun
cuz i tell people how to improve and then get reported like i just killed someone
Ja ich spreche englisch und italienisch!
π«π· Nous vous demandons de ne parler qu'en anglais sur notre serveur Discord afin que nous puissions modΓ©rer le chat et le maintenir sΓ»r et amusant.
π¬π§ We kindly ask that you only speak in English on our Discord server, to enable us to moderate the chat and keep things safe and fun.
Bruh, not even skywars???
ur kinda crazy clank I didnt know ur that boomer
Look the Hive is ruining fun
I cried too Clank
Lol
Bro this guy plays on The Hive just for Bridge and build battle things
did you see my perfectly anonymous message Mikroo
whats that mean :3
what the heck
why does installing windows make me a boomer??
I see German, now i'm interested
hey clud :3
She meant bomber
wahoo
Yup very anonymous π€
Fr
what operating system do you usually use :o
π Why are you neglecting The Hive like this
it did surprise me some Italians spoke better german than english
LOL :3
Wow
Windows and Mac, I was just installing a new desktop
look at our server owner bro ππ₯
Idk why we find english so hard π
ohhh okay that makes sense

im planning on using linux soon on a dual boot system, just need a new ssd now lol
meow
?
Why you sleeping at 1 am?
lotta huge fireworks outside damn, love it
Nein
I should send One too brb
Windows + WSL (Ubuntu) kinda replaced my need for ever running Linux desktop tbh
Deutsch sprechen?
Nein
Schade

installing it 3 days ago does
read rule 2
Bier
can i get free ultimate like what you did to those two guys from past history @main sluice
hey babyy
π€
π«‘
The First german Word i learnt
Beer is german
not ultimate for the other one but whatever
Exactly
ohh yes WSL is useful to me as well, but I just feel kinda bad with all this ai stuff that microsoft is pushing, and I'm getting too lazy to disable it every single time windows gets an update π
heyy :3
πποΈπ
hyd :3
im okayy i think ty, wby :3
Wait i forgor his name
Im alright :3
ok
Nice try with the profile flash lol
zdeervani??
awiee im always here for you whenever you need :3
yes LOL
was gonna say something but decided to not, would be a bit too risky
thats fire
yeah thats fair, but the same is happening in every random app and website so it seems like it's becoming a fact of life π
Good boy
Catoooo
ur welcome!
They have joined the deer side
everyone is a deer nwo
Didn't work on me
thank you honey :3
thats crazy
done did since u pinged me
i am thvndeer but i dont think i can change my account
Clank translator pls
Hive needs to fix their server I keep getting kicked for no reason, not discounted. Kicked
He said he got one and can bring you one
π
Could bring a Beer along for ya, since you said it in German
god im so tired
ikrr i like this deer club
Oh- @small swallow i'm interested
Thats what a clopen will do to you
and im the butcher
thats true yeahh
:3
ofcc honey
does someone know how to fix the tabbing out π
Bet, I got a lot in Store. Like 50-100 Bottles minimum
welcome back butterpal

Thank you thundershock
I got one / I have one (right now), I can bring you one rn
Youre a true friend
how was work
0 clue same issue
Translate ahh reply
Im still at work, but it went by slow
????
Even though it was pretty busy
ohh sorry to hear that
Google translate ahhh*
its so bad i dont have much to play atp god
Its fine ill survive

πππ yikes
Ill just keep blasting my awesome playlist
i am happy bc i had nothing to do today
Only way for me to get a cat is to buy it without telling anyone
a little That Handsome Devil anyone??? 

this is an insult to my excellent conversational german 
oh thats fun
my playlist involves nothing but christmas spirit
except steal my wife apparently
π
Got to sit down all day and relax

I should totally send you one
yes very
π«
i did that months ago catch up

It is more your dutch school german
Hello butterpal π
I'm waiting 
h
im gonna make a balatro x hive concept video in the style of the sonic event
hi iriduum appple
you should get demoted for this pluh
d
eer
deer
:f
π
ire:
Studied German or by Blood?
meine Deutsch ist nicht so gut
ClankDeerGivingSeason2025.2
i dont understand how they make the game so bad every update
hello siiiy deer
i am immune
One Mistake, still good tho ngl
these updates been byfar the worst it seems
<3
πΊ
we'll see about that twingaling
@summer rover log back on polish deer theres more deer coming

okay wait ima do this via an anomynous message trust
Yayyy I'm getting a cattt
Ja, jedoch ich bin leider, denn Gestern habe ich mein uhr gegessen, es war zu heiΓ, aber mein Taxi isr doof! Lecker!
to any hive staff reading this, if you ever make me update to 1.21.120 people will legit quit ur server
hive staff is NOT mojang nor microsoft gng
woah
at one point they sadly will have to :(
youre so dark and twisted
Hold up, I need to translate that rn. You ate your Clock?
qtclud
yeah bro its hives fault for the issues the game has fr
yesss
well never see the same way you see
woah its THE butterpal
im renaming my dead server to deer

hi
needed the iron
english only please
they were speaking german a minute ago..
I might consider trying that aswell then
And i told them off
π
no im just saying its similar to how 1.18 had really good performance on hive then they cut it off one day. this should be hives goal to drag out support for 1.21.94 for as long as possible
because anything after that just tanks performance for everyone
oops
- they force you into updating the game
- the game still freezes
- the ui looks so ass
- tabbing out
yeah sounds about right π
I used to be qtClown
πππ
hi acuuy
speak for urself it works just fine for me rn
nooo π qtClud
qtNerd
new ign unlocked
have you seen the videos about all the issues with the new update?
omgg
cludqt
tower heroes X hive when
its basically just what xbox added 3 years ago but 1000x worse
no qt as a prefix works better
its actusally insane how they just dont let you downgrade that was so good to just go back and now its just horrible, the game crashes an then updayes itself like what
its gonna be the biggest collab of the year
oh wow πππ
deer
wdym they dont let you downgrade
wat
there are tons of bugs sadly
i make the minecraf
can we add btd6 to the collab
can you make minecraft better pls clankiechan
because you asked so nicely sure
ππ₯
can you please make the shop addons button bigger? i was wanting to purchase addons but i accidentally clicked the settings button π
you cant downgrade to an older version anymore cuz every time you launch the game at an older version, microsoft loses their mind and says "ph you're not on the latest version? let me help you on my own" and then stops the game, and updates the game on its own without you doing anything
can you give away minecraf as part of clanksgiving
oh HELL no
granted, the addon button is now 99% of the screen
Yeah ill cook dude dw
please don't leak the next bedrock hotfix π°
is this java hive or bedrock hive
can you add dart monkey to the hub
were adding a moab pet
basically, i've tried to do that before like twice and it has updated on its own and im pretty sure i have auto update off on ms store
omg a time traveller
My hive crashed yesterday when i tried clicking the friends menu
thought i was banned again
dart monkey will be an awesome costume
PTSD
lol u got some texture packs for me i cant find any that work on latest
bedrock
can you make the settings button smaller? i accidentally clicked on it when i was trying to click my achievements menu to see my -1 hours of playtime π₯Ί
We are gonna add a ticket that evolves a red bloon pet into the moab pet
I love how my gerbils absolutely lose it when I randomly make a sudden move like moving my chair 1cm to the right.
wait nvm it was on i might try later to downgrade but i doubt itll let me
Or just a moab into a zomg
granted, the settings button is now an addon you have to buy
W clank
anyways ill be back in 2 more hours π
please pass this along to management this is an amazing idea
bye butterpal good luck
hey man you know i have sooooo many connections
best seller only beaten out by my new Instant Pink Glitch Addon (9999 coins)
The owner is my neighbor
connect the dots doesnt count
pink glitch costume would kind of be fire
I accidently bought that
i think you've got to start sending balloons to his house
would make people lose their minds thinknig they have pink glitch, perfect ragebait


thanks to your purchase my cats now exclusively eat fresh salmon

Clankstar where is murder mystery update
anything for those beautiful cats you should send some nice crisp pictures sometime
purchase the addon for it
Hi. My camera keeps snapping randomly when turning the scroll wheel? Any idea how to stop that?
also why does your name keep getting longer
Pssht
sadly the code was stolen by a gang of rabid deer
his name ages like milk
Cause it was 1 am
Why do you do that to me
well the deer did it
how did you post nothing (i am a 0-0-0 dart monkey)
not me π
Wait Clanker will the update be released in 2025
so unfortunate π₯ π₯
Thunder looks like a mob games spider
Just give me a yes or no
yesnt

On a weekend is crazy
no





