🐝・hive-chat

[sacred raven]

If someone is coming after you just say praise the lord and that will be enough to shut the demons inside their heads

[tight zenith]

hi monnyys

[summer rover]

oh hell nah they put mariah carey in the item shop already

[craggy flax]

hi starry

[cloud urchin]

💀

[summer rover]

its the 1st november 😭

[calm wharf]

Sounds like a test to me

[cunning karma]

FR LOL

[tight zenith]

hi monnyys

[wise jungle]

mariah carey😍

[cunning karma]

Y'know she's been there since Halloween right..

[vernal panther]

😭😭

[cloud urchin]

Bro its not christmas yet and they put mariah carey in the game thats insane

[wise jungle]

she's been thawed

[wise jungle]

nov 1st, christmas

[calm wharf]

Every Christmas promotion is always like this no matter what day it is at this time

[craggy flax]

hi starry

[tight zenith]

hi monnyys

[small eagle]

Sigma sigma boy

[cunning karma]

I don't want a lot for Christmas there's just one thing I need

[cloud urchin]

The amount of money they wanna milk from you that they just put it in the shop about 2 months before Christmas 😭🙏🏻

[trim summit]

zzZ

[craggy flax]

hi starry

[sacred raven]

Buns Tyler swift better

[tight zenith]

hi monnyys

[crude iron]

merry christmas everyone

[cunning karma]

And ii don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree

I just want you for my own

More than I can ever know

[cloud urchin]

Oh right

[wise jungle]

make my wish come trueee

[cunning karma]

Make my wish come truee

[trim summit]

hey stop talking

[craggy flax]

ok u win I don't want a warn

[cloud urchin]

No

[cunning karma]

All I want for Christmas is youuuu

[trim summit]

Yo u have so much aura

[summer rover]

`no

too early

[wise jungle]

Christmas Christ

[tight zenith]

ok monnyys when top #1

[wise jungle]

mas

[summer rover]

one day after halloween 🙏

[wise jungle]

too late

[cloud urchin]

Dude when is my internet gonna get fixed i need to play games its too boring

[trim summit]

im so small >_<

[wise jungle]

what.

[sour spoke]

@haughty parrot get ur egirl

[craggy flax]

took me 3 years to get #12 so I would guess ab 12 years

[haughty parrot]

okay? i have her, we’re on call, now what

[cloud urchin]

Ken after seeing this, "omg fortnite best game in the world they gotta make their money back 🔥🔥🔥🔥"

[sour spoke]

Please make her leave

[cunning karma]

Jingle bells jingle bells jingle bells rock

[trim summit]

na Lols

[haughty parrot]

na, she’ll type as much as she wants Lols

[craggy flax]

why ain't this guy banned wth 🙏

[tight zenith]

okay ill ask again in 12 years

[summer rover]

ken on his way to glaze mariah carey being in the shop

[weak wraith]

Where can I appeal my account being blocked without cause? The appeals website is down.

[sour spoke]

Can u tell me abt hikqriis 4v1

[cunning karma]

Feliz Natal

[cloud urchin]

*glaze fortnite for adding mariah carey in the shop

[sour spoke]

Why would i ?

[craggy flax]

bean melted is a month mute I still think that's ridiculous

[cunning karma]

Feliz navidad

[weak wraith]

Where can I appeal my account being blocked without cause? The appeals website is down.

[summer rover]

#📩・help-me wait until its back up

[sacred raven]

Stay in school. Don't ever be lazy, don't you ever complain about hard work. Work hard, it pays off.

[vernal panther]

Clanker

[trim summit]

thank you cyborg bioni

[wise jungle]

why do you change personalities every 15 minutes

[cunning karma]

Yeah no I'm tired of school

[vernal panther]

Hes a clanker

[craggy flax]

hating on an entire ethnicity plus political talk like jeez

[cloud urchin]

clanker...

[sour spoke]

How am I hating

I asked out of curiosity

[dusky echo]

Doesn't work, cook m4th instead i say

[summer rover]

@cloud urchin hop on fortnite lets do the mariah carey dance on all the marge simpson skins

[small eagle]

Wow

[trim summit]

oh

[cloud urchin]

if they fix my internet tomorrow sure i need to updatye it bro

[trim summit]

Lols lol LOL lawl xd xD lals lololol

[vernal panther]

w hot take possiblely

[craggy flax]

won't argue on it cos thats just a bad idea but like ... 😭

[cloud urchin]

oh great so the epic games launcher crashed good to know @summer rover

[cunning karma]

Twix is a W chocolate who agrees

[trim summit]

absolutely not

[sacred raven]

forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made the thek feel .

[sour spoke]

Im just curious cuz hive bans dont make sense

[dusky echo]

Let's get cooking ‼️‼️

[trim summit]

chocolate is butt

[sour spoke]

Those who know

☠️☠️

[wise jungle]

does anyone remember whenever we all went and scavenged for splodgers social media and pictures and whenever someone found one of him on vacation he blocked the newer people who followed him

[vernal panther]

Real

[craggy flax]

uhh stay curious ig if hive staff ain't gonna do anything than neither am I

[cunning karma]

What you prefer then your man's/girls ass?

[summer rover]

fire

[trim summit]

obviously

[dusky echo]

idc i'm getting that money from Gus 🗣️🗣️

[summer rover]

i remember not being obsessed over that

[trim summit]

man/girls

they/them/it/she/he/zer

[summer rover]

fix it faster

[weak wraith]

Application error: a client-side exception has occurred while loading contact.playhive.com (see the browser console for more information).

[wise jungle]

😭who are you and why do you hate everything about me holy crap

[dusky echo]

I prefer spice

[wind osprey]

fr

[small eagle]

Fortnite 1v1 when

[wind osprey]

but crunch tho 😋

[cunning karma]

Spice not bad

[cloud urchin]

bro its not upto me its upto my college we've been complaining since last week and they dont do anything 🙏🏻

[trim summit]

butt crunch

[cunning karma]

Unless you talking about ice spice

[weak wraith]

Application error: a client-side exception has occurred while loading contact.playhive.com (see the browser console for more information).

[summer rover]

then wait until its back up

[astral veldt]

tbh some peoples addiction to the hive worries me

[sacred raven]

Death is temporary; the world is permanent

[summer rover]

today

[cunning karma]

Who is this goofball

[summer rover]

who are you

[sacred raven]

If your getting beat up on minecraft don't give up train hard so you can beat the up too .

[summer rover]

tell them to hurry up

[wise jungle]

is dompl dominik b

[summer rover]

and send them that rabbit with a watch image

[small eagle]

I have to update it 😭

I think it's ready by tomorow

[cunning karma]

I already updated

[cloud urchin]

oh i forgot

[small eagle]

Sigma

[cunning karma]

Holy fudging hell

[summer rover]

is it?

[summer rover]

lets 1v1 tomorrow i got the 67 map code

[trim summit]

@haughty parrot 🥺

[dusky echo]

The heat death of the universe is in approximately 1 to 100 trillion years. Thus, the world is not permanent.

[small eagle]

No way we have to do that

[cloud urchin]

no he's hive polska

[summer rover]

yes its a peak map bro

[cloud urchin]

wait till you hear about the 67 gun

[sacred raven]

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc." "We gladly feast on those who would subdue us.

[cloud urchin]

dom is it the map we played on

[vernal panther]

Bot

[small eagle]

I believe you 🔥 ⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

[small eagle]

No way is it real

[summer rover]

yes

[cloud urchin]

it is yes

ive used it too

[sacred raven]

.open your world and type 666 then the game will crash (trust me )

[astral veldt]

im quite surprised 71s been as active as it has

[summer rover]

its a peak map

[astral veldt]

given the time of year

[drowsy hill]

is the fortnite season good

[trim summit]

its ass

[drowsy hill]

damn

[vernal panther]

Its the best season ever trust

[bright sierra]

my eyes

[trim summit]

lol im so cool im saying ass on discord hive 🤣

[drowsy hill]

mixed reviews?

[dusky echo]

Gustavo Fring Los Pollos Hermanos: " A bullet to the head would've been far too humane."

[bright sierra]

change ur font bruh

[weak wraith]

Bro, why should there be a ban ID in the ban, but there isn't one?

[sacred raven]

L don't believe in heaven or hell, but I do believe in revenge!" and "I find social media to be a soul-sucking void of meaningless affirmation".

[bright sierra]

my eyes are dying

[vernal panther]

Good

Stare at the sun next

[bright sierra]

ur so mean bbg 🥀 💔

[dusky echo]

I believe you to be a clanker

[cunning karma]

Birthday in 13 days

[weak wraith]

Бан выдан типо, а идентификатора нет, хаха как так

[dusky echo]

How old?

[cunning karma]

English only bro

[vernal panther]

[weak wraith]

The ban was issued, but there is no identifier, haha how is that possible

[cunning karma]

Turning 16

[trim summit]

unc

[cunning karma]

Are you high?

[vernal panther]

Expired

[summer rover]

attempt to join the server, it'll say the ban id on the ban screen

[weak wraith]

Should I send it to you in private?

[sacred raven]

if your going through hell then keep going

[dusky echo]

My mans i'm bout to turn 20 next year 🥀

[cunning karma]

Bro this Fortnite update is low-key mid

[sacred raven]

People will love you and support you when it's beneficial

[vernal panther]

Clanker

[cunning karma]

Grandpa?

[fallow hamlet]

can’t even launch the game 💀

[trim summit]

looooser :P

[cunning karma]

What Fortnite?

[dusky echo]

I don't go through hell. I make hell. I scare people. Show them their rights, their worth.

[sacred raven]

If your going to hell say 666 if your going to heaven then write 111

[dusky echo]

Sarcasm defeats.

[vernal panther]

Tuff

[dusky echo]

329

[cunning karma]

Ayo?.

[barren fulcrum]

who missed me aka the goat

[summer rover]

I don't speak russian man

im polish

[dusky echo]

I copypasted that from google 🥀💔

[trim summit]

whag the hell is this new discord update oh my god

[barren fulcrum]

bruder 😭

[fiery rune]

the name font feature is so ugly

[vernal panther]

I can tell

[sacred raven]

your momma is so ugly when the devil saw her the devil started attending church

[vernal panther]

Clanker

[trim summit]

j cant swipe tor espond anymore pls help

[barren fulcrum]

Its torture

[weak wraith]

I'm logging in now and it tells me you've been kicked out of the server and that's it.

[dusky echo]

Agnostic. Don't care. My mom's not christian btw. I heard the devil slept with Trump?

[fiery rune]

your momma so ugly when santa went down the chimney he went "ho ho holy fat"

[trim summit]

:(

[vernal panther]

Got them frr

[barren fulcrum]

my personalized hell

[sacred raven]

Your father is so bald l can see through his thoughts

[vernal panther]

Clanker

[abstract parcel]

What’s up guys

[sacred raven]

Ldk l think it's Mariah

[weak wraith]

Please check your private messages, I wrote to you, I would be grateful if you help.

[fiery rune]

your daddy is so old that his birth certificate is written in Roman numerals

[vernal panther]

Best roast frr

[dusky echo]

Yo father so bald when Walter White went to kill him he got flashbanged by his head

[weak wraith]

Bro

[dusky echo]

Mesopotamian I think

[weak wraith]

Don't know why there is no ban ID?

[desert spruce]

What is this chat…

[sacred raven]

. Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a carton of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate".

[dusky echo]

Hi. My name is Gustavo Fring, but you can call me Gus.

[sacred raven]

Yo mama so old, she was a crossing guard when Moses parted the Red

[fiery rune]

your daddy is so fat that when he gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
also, parent roasts in 2025 is hilarious 😭 🙏

[vernal panther]

Clanker

[sacred raven]

My name is cookie you can call me juicyyyy

[bright sierra]

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

[dusky echo]

Yo mama so old she saw Adam and Eve live and die

[weak wraith]

Gus, listen, I got banned. I want to appeal, but I don't have the ban ID. What should I do? I logged back in and it's still not there. I can send you a private message.

[sacred raven]

Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the reflection

[bright sierra]

Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

[barren fulcrum]

Yo obryn so ugly he used 6 block reach

[bright sierra]

ur tripping g

[fiery rune]

i cant wait until a mod spawns and sees this lol

[bright sierra]

yeah obryn not "oh burn" bro

[sacred raven]

Your momma is so fat she covered the whole universe with her buttt

[bright sierra]

not me 😌

[bright sierra]

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell, no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

[dusky echo]

Your momma so fat even the concept of absolute infinity is nothing compared to her

[sacred raven]

Yo mama so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off

[bright sierra]

Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

[fiery rune]

your daddy is so fat that the national weather service names each one of his farts

[dusky echo]

I hear it from the tv

Fart #5642

[bright sierra]

Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

[summer rover]

yo momma jokes in 2025😭

[granite garden]

LMAO

[fiery rune]

and yo daddy

[dusky echo]

Yo hive so bad it can't polska anymore

[summer rover]

😭✌🏻

[vernal panther]

Clankers fr

[sacred raven]

Yo mama's so clumsy, she trips over wireless internet.
Yo mama's so messy, her house looks like a before picture.
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they tried to sell her.
Yo mama's cooking is so bad, the flies in the kitchen pooled their money to buy a can of Raid.
Yo mama's so lazy, she thinks a 'two-minute noodle' is a marathon.
Yo mama's so silly, she paid her taxes

[dusky echo]

Clanker's back with more clanker roasts 😭😭🙏

[worldly sparrow]

shutt uuppp

[tight zenith]

ur so funni ily

[bright sierra]

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

[tight zenith]

ilysm

[bright sierra]

Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the internet, because she's already world wide.

[bright sierra]

me too

[sacred raven]

Your so ugly even an insect couldn't date you

[tight zenith]

this ones good🥹

[sacred raven]

🎀🩷

[bright sierra]

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

[dusky echo]

Yo mama so stupid she put air in the air fryer

[tight zenith]

as uu should king

[tight zenith]

[cunning karma]

Why I come back to yo momma jokes

[tight zenith]

BAHAHAH

i love this chat

[dusky echo]

Yo dad so bald even King Neptune couldn't withstand it

[vernal panther]

Whole lotta clankers frr

[sacred raven]

Yo mama's so smart, she finished a puzzle in 5 minutes and it said "2-4 years".
Yo mama's so fast, she can run around the world and still be late.
Yo mama's so short, she has to use a ladder to milk a ant.

[bright sierra]

Yo mamma is so fat when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

[fiery rune]

bro

[tight zenith]

6/10 keep going

[fiery rune]

you guys are just getting these roasts from a website 😭

[sacred raven]

.your so ugly even your dad ran after your birth and went to church

[cunning karma]

What is going on 😭

[fiery rune]

i found the website

[bright sierra]

Yo mama so ugly when she went into a haunted house she came out with a job application.

[fiery rune]

at least for @dusky echo

[vernal panther]

Theses bots frr

[tight zenith]

[dusky echo]

Buddy i'm trying to think up some actual roasts over here 😭🙏

[worldly sparrow]

yo mamma so fat, when she wear something blue, people think shes a missing part of the statue of liberty

[bright sierra]

Yo mamma is so fat she walked past the TV and I missed 40 episodes.

[fiery rune]

"Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent"

[sacred raven]

Your so ugly Elon musk wanted to send you to space to save us from your ugly face

[vernal panther]

The clankers are really clanking rn

[bright sierra]

Yo momma is so ugly even Hello Kitty said, "Goodbye" to her

[trim summit]

shut up now

nowwww

[vernal panther]

Whole lotta clanking frr

[bright sierra]

Yo momma so fat when she steps out in a yellow raincoat, the people yell, "TAXI!"

[cunning karma]

Alot of yappers ngl

[tight zenith]

[summer rover]

chatgpt vs gemini ahh

[dusky echo]

Yo cat so ugly even the most ugliest person in the world couldn't stop retching

[cunning karma]

Fr

[dusky echo]

vs sleep deprived brain ahh

[cunning karma]

I can't even say anything

[bright sierra]

Yo momma is so poor I saw her kicking a trash can so I asked, "What are you doing?" and she said, "I'm moving."

[vernal panther]

Out roasting the clankers

[sacred raven]

.the hive kicks you just because your hands are ugly

[tight zenith]

hey yk i like your spirit but obyrn is like owning uu rn

[bright sierra]

Yo momma is so fat when she stepped on the scale it read, "Get the hell off me!"

[dusky echo]

Yo momma so poor I saw her picking up garbage in a trash can and calling it food

[burnt knot]

Why are all saying 😭

[bright sierra]

Yo momma is so stupid that she sat on the TV to watch the couch.

[dusky echo]

Yo momma so dumb she sat on the food to eat the chair.

[cunning karma]

I don't even know what's going on and I can't say anything

[small eagle]

Epic hive chat interactions

[bright sierra]

Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

[terse epoch]

Ikr

[cunning karma]

I guess so

[sudden gull]

hi

[dusky echo]

Yo mama's so fat when I saw her in a dream I woke up and had a headache.

[bright sierra]

Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

[cunning karma]

hi

[summer rover]

pov you gave your little brother your phone

[small eagle]

Fr

Even tho i don't have siblings

[sinful geyser]

hiii x

[dusky echo]

Yo mama so dumb she tried to use water breathing by putting water in her nose

[bright sierra]

Yo mama's so poor that ducks throw bread at her.

[terse epoch]

hey there

[dusky echo]

Not even close clanker

[cunning karma]

😭

[worldly sparrow]

yall

is evil spotify worth it

[dusky echo]

Or maybe, was that your mom I saw yesterday where she was being given money from a beggar?

[cunning karma]

Don't worry I don't know my biological siblings

[bright sierra]

im bored lol

[cunning karma]

Yes I got Spotify premium for free

[bright sierra]

have a good day man was fun

[cunning karma]

3 months too low-key

Fire

[dusky echo]

ggs my man ‼️

[small eagle]

Oh

[bright sierra]

GG

[summer rover]

me too

[dusky echo]

im off to break bad now

[small eagle]

You should be my sibling

[worldly sparrow]

break bad....

[safe wadi]

been sat in a Fortnite queue for about an hour 💔

[cunning karma]

XD

[small eagle]

Crazy

[cunning karma]

I'm in lobbies rn

[safe wadi]

me too, jus been on finding server for ages

[summer rover]

i dont think its possible

[cunning karma]

I found like 3.

[dusky echo]

Wake up Jesse it's time to cook 🗣️🗣️

[outer lark]

The Milwaukee Bucks

[summer rover]

games broken

[safe wadi]

HOW?

[safe wadi]

I know 💔

[worldly sparrow]

🔥

[cunning karma]

You should cancel the q and re q

[small eagle]

Aw man

[summer rover]

got a pop up that cosmetics, lockers, friends list, loading into matches and more is bugged

[cunning karma]

works sometimes

[safe wadi]

been doin that like 6 times

[safe wadi]

me too

[cunning karma]

damn

[safe wadi]

lowk should I restart fn

[simple ember]

yo

[tight zenith]

wait r uu guys playing fn wo me💔💔💔

[inland sequoia]

I was sleeping

[cunning karma]

you can try

[safe wadi]

I'm playing with a couple of irl friends twinnn

[safe wadi]

yeahh I'm trying it

[cunning karma]

alrighty

[sinful geyser]

how goes you

[terse epoch]

I goes well

you?

[sinful geyser]

I goes good

[terse epoch]

that's good :)

[odd ridge]

Yo

[tight zenith]

im i jk >^< have fun im playing w my bf rn anywayz

[safe wadi]

ooooh have fun twinnn

[tight zenith]

tysm >^<

[worldly sparrow]

yall i have a question

do fishes know they r wet or nah

[tight zenith]

i dont like ur question this is mean3;

[dusky echo]

Where's the 38 pounds we cooked??

[summer rover]

yes

[worldly sparrow]

🤑

[dusky echo]

Tell me!! Where is it?

[upbeat girder]

hi

what did I miss

[worldly sparrow]

(i want to say sm funny but it might be against the rules)

[woven crypt]

How do people have like 2x my reach in bedwars 😭

[dusky echo]

(u can censor it using numbers)

[worldly sparrow]

nah i can say it but ik it will get me muted

[dusky echo]

k, but still WHERE'S the stuff‼️‼️

[dusky echo]

Hack clients

[gritty hornet]

yo guys any1 wanna 1v1 me in sjy cs

sky*

[dusky echo]

it's under the kitchen sink not in his back orifice what are you mike 😭🙏🙏

[trim summit]

everything u say is controversial

[vernal panther]

[worldly sparrow]

i replied w sm but it got removed

[gritty hornet]

any1 wanna 1v1 me in sky cs

[vernal panther]

Hn

[worldly sparrow]

i have every mute collection

[trim summit]

poop

[worldly sparrow]

peace of our paradise?

[rugged fable]

😜

[wise jungle]

my raccoon doesn't wanna play

[fallen aspen]

@humble tundra predictions for tmr

[humble tundra]

Have u seen the rumours on iheanacho being released 😭

I hope they’re not true

[pine steeple]

Hond

[fallen aspen]

i wont believe any of them til its official, seen about 6 different stories, all from rangers fans

[trim summit]

[humble tundra]

Oh right

[fallen aspen]

volvo

[humble tundra]

I reckon it’ll be 3-1

To us

[fallen aspen]

to who

[humble tundra]

😭

[fallen aspen]

oh good

in martin we trust

[humble tundra]

Maeda scoring 2 and Kenny scoring 1

Or maybe a Yamada hattrick 🙏🙏

[fallen aspen]

ill take a 1-0 for bragging rights

[humble tundra]

Yamada needs more time

I reckon he would be a good player

[fallen aspen]

nygren would be if he knew where to shoot

[worldly sparrow]

hond

[fallen aspen]

taigerman09

[humble tundra]

Right places at the right times but he CANT finish

[fallen aspen]

better chance of fixing his hairline than scoring

[humble tundra]

🤣

[vernal panther]

[trim summit]

lalalala

[tribal heart]

deer

[worldly sparrow]

😢

[sterile bone]

[worldly sparrow]

😢

[silent moth]

hola

[vernal panther]

Hi

[tight zenith]

meow meow

[brazen laurel]

👠

[lavish fog]

Hii!

[kind ore]

:>

[tight zenith]

hi quack person!!!

[tight zenith]

<3

[kind ore]

❤️

[tight zenith]

[sterile bone]

[brazen laurel]

1st degree digital battery is insane Silver

You ain't Will Smith, are you?

[fierce nacelle]

hi

[brazen laurel]

Aloh

[fierce nacelle]

hi beenoobee

[brazen laurel]

Warm Cubee is happy today!

[small eagle]

I am Kanye west

[modest trench]

.

[fierce nacelle]

happy birthday!

[sterile bone]

😭

[brazen laurel]

The Twitter version or the 2010s version?

[astral veldt]

wasnt expecting to declare war in the hive today

[cunning karma]

tragic

[edgy hornet]

Hi

[celest coral]

howdy fellas

[cunning karma]

hi

[wise jungle]

marr

[wise jungle]

twitter

[sterile bone]

[woven crypt]

Bro why doesn't bedwars have a sudden death, had to chase a guy for like 15 mins just to loose cus I ended up falling.

[astral veldt]

probably not friends with them anymore lol

[cunning karma]

Possibly

[edgy hornet]

How are you

[astral veldt]

unless they can find a way to make it up to me

[outer lark]

It does at 10 minutes remaining

[cunning karma]

I'm good you?

[trim summit]

cause this is fun

[edgy hornet]

im hungry man

what to eat, what to eat

[cunning karma]

not sure

[woven crypt]

No like small arena like hunger games

[outer lark]

Uh because it’s bedwars not hunger games

[edgy hornet]

😭😭

[woven crypt]

Yeah but I don't wanna chase after guys for over 10 minutes

[edgy hornet]

Don’t play bedwars then

[cunning karma]

point of the game

[astral veldt]

wait it doesnt have sudden death?

[woven crypt]

He used wings and pearls and it's very frustrating.
Normally everyone tries to kill

[cunning karma]

it does have sd

[astral veldt]

Would explain why I lasted 25 minutes in a house i built

[woven crypt]

It was just that one game tho.

[cunning karma]

you're probably just bad

[woven crypt]

You could just blow them up

[astral veldt]

you could or you could be annoying

[cunning karma]

could be the truth

[lavish fog]

Hii!

[light lagoon]

Wait what did notleafyd do 😭

[lavish fog]

?

[light lagoon]

He's muted

[lavish fog]

k

[scenic fable]

Type

[astral veldt]

nothing probably

[scenic fable]

Lites5353

[astral veldt]

some people get trophies for existing, others get muted

[woven crypt]

Is there way to make sure only your own platform in games, or is it permanent cross platform?

[scenic fable]

Take it to a philosopher 😭🙏

[astral veldt]

dont need to

[scenic fable]

Type

[edgy hornet]

type shift

[scenic fable]

Type shart

[edgy hornet]

you got that bro

Hello

[dusty badge]

Yo can anyone gift?

[scenic fable]

Your ahh has ultimate 😭

[edgy hornet]

literally

can someone gift me

[dusty badge]

I don’t want someone to gift me someone else

[scenic fable]

How do you buy someone on hive

What are you talking about 😭

[dusty badge]

Bro

[edgy hornet]

He just wants some friends man

[keen turtle]

🥀

[dusty badge]

Yes ty

[edgy hornet]

@scenic fable can you unblock me, I miss you

[scenic fable]

I did

[astral veldt]

then let the friend ask himself

if he is unable to beg, then what use is charity

[edgy hornet]

Why’d you even block me :c

[astral veldt]

god i sound like a sith lord saying that

[edgy hornet]

Star wars is tough though

[astral veldt]

yeah theres very little of that going around nowadays

[cunning karma]

😅

[astral veldt]

I like treating stuff as a joke

[edgy hornet]

Lets play hive!

[cunning karma]

You should definitely add me on hive

[echo sierra]

it's gifting, that's how you buy for someone else

[tight zenith]

meow meow

[scenic fable]

Reread what i typed

[echo sierra]

Hiiiiii

[tight zenith]

hiiihiii

[echo sierra]

Hruuuuu

[tight zenith]

im awesome saucey!!>0< tyty:33 howre uu

[cunning karma]

hyper

[echo sierra]

Decenttttt, spooky season is over, now festive season :>

[cunning karma]

thanksgiving

black Fri

then Christmas

[echo sierra]

Thanksgiving was back in October for Canada

[cunning karma]

banger

[echo sierra]

:p

[cunning karma]

ah

not for meh

[echo sierra]

ye

[tight zenith]

yesss iso excited for santa claus:00

[timber niche]

🍪

[light lagoon]

[echo sierra]

also watching baseball tonight

[worldly sparrow]

skibidi

[light lagoon]

NO

[worldly sparrow]

say on skibidi bro

[light lagoon]

No

[worldly sparrow]

skibidi will get u

[light lagoon]

[worldly sparrow]

true

[light lagoon]

🧢

[echo sierra]

Ew brainrot

[worldly sparrow]

🎩

[edgy hornet]

You add me first

[worldly sparrow]

brainrot is attractive if ur old enough

[edgy hornet]

i think my game has to update

[worldly sparrow]

dont update ur game to the latest version its so bad, and ull also lose ur worlds

[woven crypt]

Does XP boost from ranks affect daily mission xp.

[edgy hornet]

I have no worlds it’s okay

I need to for onix to work

[sterile bone]

[worldly sparrow]

well it also has a freezing issue

wait r u on pc or

[edgy hornet]

yes

Windows 11

[worldly sparrow]

yh it has a freezing issue where it will freeze every 3 sec or so

[edgy hornet]

Idk how to get onix to work

Dude ngl it might just be my mc

[granite garden]

ella mai >>>

[edgy hornet]

Yesterday my mc icon on my taskbar just went invisible

Like it’s still there, but it’s invisible and won’t open

[granite garden]

The ither guys good too but

[edgy hornet]

idk what happened

[worldly sparrow]

then ur game got updated

[cunning karma]

No you add me first ign is LI3RR

[edgy hornet]

I can’t

My game literally like

[granite garden]

Wbu @lucid basin

[edgy hornet]

Is invalid

It won’t open at all

[granite garden]

time to quit

[edgy hornet]

might be

[granite garden]

who plays hive in 2025🙄

[cunning karma]

you're in the server so must explain alot

[worldly sparrow]

its cause they changed the app to work from ump to gdk, now ull have to make a new shortcut for the game from the start menu

[granite garden]

Js chat though i havent played since December

[cunning karma]

mmmmm

[edgy hornet]

What the hell

i don’t even know what that means tbh

[granite garden]

though i did login recently to get the hive bday thingy

o and one custom server or skywars game in like july MAYBE im not sure

[cunning karma]

type shirt

[worldly sparrow]

idk sm ass change but it has some new good features like shader support, java hotkeys etc

[cunning karma]

sadly I can't cuss

[granite garden]

Yupyup

[worldly sparrow]

i downgraded my game tho it was unplayable but i lost my data

[cunning karma]

Like c'mon we are all teenagers and adults no babies or pre-teens

[scenic fable]

“How do I be different?”

[edgy hornet]

“How can I make this about me?”

[scenic fable]

“How can I make this about me?”

LOL

[outer lark]

Everything is about me

[scenic fable]

You sound like my teacher 😭😭😭

[edgy hornet]

Im talking about you mate

[scenic fable]

Giving out to the tossers

[cunning karma]

😭🙏

[edgy hornet]

Nah lites really thinks the world revolves around him, right? @steady zephyr

😭😭

[cunning karma]

Ayo mqiaa is listening to Bryant Barnes omg

Fire

[scenic fable]

@cunning karma bookmark really think hes tuff right?

[cunning karma]

I love I'd rather pretend, pieces, windowsill, don't say, and other songs by him fr

[cunning karma]

I don't know

[scenic fable]

Say yes

Or else

[steady zephyr]

what is this fake beef

[cunning karma]

I don't really like getting involved things anymore 😓

[scenic fable]

That itself is getting involved 🤔

[steady zephyr]

theyre nice

[edgy hornet]

lites needs to be quiet right

[cunning karma]

Yess I agree

[steady zephyr]

thought u were talking ab light

as in firm

[scenic fable]

He just said that

[edgy hornet]

He’s a loser too

[scenic fable]

Back me up here 🥺

[cunning karma]

nuh uh

[edgy hornet]

He dmed me ewrlier talking about how he made a band from 100 gambling

[scenic fable]

WDYM

[steady zephyr]

i thought u were the guy who paid him for his connections

[cunning karma]

hive already knows my past 😭🙏

[edgy hornet]

Bit then when I asked him to split with me

He said no

[scenic fable]

Yeah i ain’t giving your ahh

[cunning karma]

I don't wanna get banned from the server next

my account already permanently muted (muted for life)

[scenic fable]

Edit that message

[echo sierra]

what the flip is going on 😭

[steady zephyr]

why would he

[outer lark]

xW1lliamV I don’t know

[worldly sparrow]

wiliam

[edgy hornet]

we are homies

That’s what homies do

[worldly sparrow]

yall its 1am, should I sleep

[scenic fable]

@cunning karma Can i ask you a question

[edgy hornet]

mia if I made a band today you would see +500 in your account

[cunning karma]

ya what's up?

[scenic fable]

Are you apart of a church?

[granite garden]

work on ur stats man it needs work

[cunning karma]

I am

[stuck jay]

i cant join hive really :[

[steady zephyr]

i dont take sketchy money

[scenic fable]

I’ll 1v1 you if you wanna see who needs improvement

[scenic fable]

What church? 🥹

[granite garden]

I mean u can see my clips its on my bio

[cunning karma]

like catholic or something

[scenic fable]

You can see mine too

[granite garden]

But im NOT logging back on js to toss someone

[cunning karma]

forgot

[scenic fable]

Are you an orthodox perchance 🥹

[cunning karma]

but yes

[worldly sparrow]

asia region is unavailable if u tryna join it

[cunning karma]

idk what that is 💀

[scenic fable]

😭😭😭😭

[granite garden]

[scenic fable]

Don’t stress it

[cunning karma]

I do infact go to church though

[worldly sparrow]

yall goodnight 😢

[scenic fable]

Do you go on a Saturday…

[scenic fable]

Sleep well maen

[cunning karma]

and therapy because it helps

[cunning karma]

yes

[worldly sparrow]

thank u dear stranger baddie

[scenic fable]

Do you not go on Sunday?

[stuck jay]

no i live in NA region, i try to join but it stays on the loading screen, not going past the "loading resources" part

[scenic fable]

Wait are you that one denomination

[cunning karma]

nope

[scenic fable]

Hold on

[cunning karma]

Asia hub is cooked

[scenic fable]

What happened to hive this time 😭

[worldly sparrow]

check for updates, if nothing worked, ask these folks cause im sleeping

gn

[ancient sparrow]

Can anyone here teach me to butterfly click

[cunning karma]

hm?

[stuck jay]

last time i checked was hours ago, nothing other than yt and maybe some other apps, but not mc

[scenic fable]

Nevermind

Is anyone tryna play hive?

[edgy hornet]

Not with you

[scenic fable]

:c

[stuck jay]

me

wont let me hop on

[strange pike]

Basically what you wanna do is take 2 of your fingers, and click on the mouse with both of them
Hope this helps

I’m so helpful guys

[worldly sparrow]

leave it for some time then try again cause that happened w me once without doing anything, if it stayed like that contact support #📩・help-me goodnight 🗣️

[edgy hornet]

@cunning karma why don’t you join him

[hybrid sun]

@safe wadi bbg

[ancient sparrow]

My fingers get tired after about 5 seconds

[stuck jay]

ye you should probably sleep, gn

[cunning karma]

Saturdays Sundays mid-weeks and holidays

[strange pike]

the more you do it the longer you can do it for

[safe wadi]

what's good cutiepie

[cunning karma]

Im off right now

[strange pike]

at least thats how it was for me

[ancient sparrow]

I also can’t aim well

[hybrid sun]

Why you awake

[scenic fable]

Type

I’m gonna go to an Eastern Orthodox Church tomorrow it’s just so far away 💔

[cunning karma]

ah

[strange pike]

welp good luck cuz i dont butterfly click for hitting people

[safe wadi]

it's only 12am twin

[hybrid sun]

Yea midnight is w time to eep

[cunning karma]

it helps with my anger issues and anxiety ngl

[safe wadi]

I'm going sleep in 5 hours

[cunning karma]

so does therapy

[ancient sparrow]

Why do you butterfly click then 😭😭😭

[hybrid sun]

I bought 24 monsters

[strange pike]

i leave my pc for 3 minutes and it closes out of the game and tries to force me to update

nice

[safe wadi]

which flavour

[hybrid sun]

Aussie lemonade monster, its lemonade with energy

[strange pike]

placing blocks faster

[scenic fable]

You okay?

[sterile bone]

[ancient sparrow]

What do you do for pvp

[strange pike]

i click the mouse

[cunning karma]

stuff has been bad but yeah I'm good lol

[ancient sparrow]

Bruh

[strange pike]

either just time it or normal click

[scenic fable]

You can talk to me if you need

[cunning karma]

alrighty got it

[safe wadi]

oooo

[cunning karma]

a

[scenic fable]

aa

@lofty stirrup type

[hybrid sun]

its so yummy i might buy the other 24 that i have left in the backroom at my job

[edgy hornet]

They quit

[scenic fable]

I talk with him almost everyday

They did NOT quit 💀

[edgy hornet]

Their profile says quit tho so don’t lie

[scenic fable]

Show me where it says that

Quitting≠quit

[sudden gull]

hi

[worldly swan]

wsg

[sudden gull]

I'm chillin

[worldly swan]

Hey Zorb did I use to have you added before you got yt rank?? I cant remember lol it was either you ro someone with a close ign

[sour spoke]

Where are my margiela futures

[sudden gull]

I don't think so

I don't really remember tbh

[worldly swan]

Lol yeah maybe it was someone else, they would have invited me so i couldnt remember

[eternal arch]

@maiden pollen

[eternal arch]

im chillin

[sudden gull]

hey pooks

[eternal arch]

wsg zorb

come vc\

[sudden gull]

call me

[maiden pollen]

yo mods can u mute this guy he harassing me

[eternal arch]

batma

[edgy hornet]

Gotta ask yourself that

[obtuse dust]

[sterile bone]

[obtuse dust]

[trim summit]

i love my boyfriend :)

[scenic fable]

you should text him saying that you love him c:

[trim summit]

yay okay!

[light lagoon]

[obtuse dust]

Tailssss

[inland sequoia]

its timeeeeeee

[tidal minnow]

is minecraft being weird for yall?

[silent laurel]

bruh

asia still down

[silent laurel]

what? GDK update things?

i mean it have pro and cons rn

[tidal minnow]

i guess my texture packs arent working

[obtuse dust]

Time for what

[woeful garden]

Is the Asia server still not available?

[silent laurel]

like the pro is

• u wont disconnect if u minimized the app
• u can play 2 account at same time
• hotkeys java added
• different account have different paths rn

the cons is

• memory leak every second
• cant import .mcpack when the game open
• some player data such as resource pack, worlds, skin pack not transferred to new path and some have it lost

[silent laurel]

yes

#📩・help-me

[silent laurel]

what tetxure pack

[tidal minnow]

all of em

[silent laurel]

huh

weird

have u tried in single player or other server?

[tidal minnow]

you said it woprks without tyhe game loaded up

[silent laurel]

or maybe lan world or realms

[tidal minnow]

i fixed it

[short path]

Minecraft

[silent laurel]

nice

[sleek pivot]

can you turn off the java hotkeys

[fathom dust]

@obtuse dust what's your ign before the one u got

[silent laurel]

i think not for now

but its kinda useful

to switch item

[sleek pivot]

i use shift for sword 😭

[obtuse dust]

What

[sleek pivot]

good thing i quit hive ig i would be doomed in inventory management

[fathom dust]

What was your previous ign

[obtuse dust]

I never changed my ign dude

[sleek pivot]

it used to be ILovePizzaT2

[fathom dust]

Wondering cuz I have u added on here and was not sure if you had a previous ign

[obtuse dust]

Nah I always have this ign

[fathom dust]

Alright. Just wanted to clarify

[obtuse dust]

Good job girl/boy

[obtuse dust]

It’s alr

[tiny cradle]

real

[sleek pivot]

😭 excuse me?

[fallen shoal]

Chat chat, which gamemode is more sweaty, bedwars or skywars

[sleek pivot]

no lol

[sleek pivot]

sw

[fallen shoal]

I see 🤔

Thx random stranger 😄

[lucid basin]

Jacques 😭

only good quemix idc

[solid basin]

Why is hive giving me 200 ms when im on 22

[fallen shoal]

How do people actually drag click and aim??

[granite garden]

O I’ll listen to him again

[obtuse dust]

I didn’t want to be rude if I called u the wrong gender I’m sorry 🫂

[sterile bone]

[lucid basin]

good job they/them

[sterile bone]

Who do i summon

[obtuse dust]

Thank u

[obtuse dust]

Me

Summon me

[paper flax]

hi

[sterile bone]

:o

@obtuse dust i summon thou

[obtuse dust]

[obtuse dust]

Yess for pizza 🍕 🍕 🍕

[sterile bone]

[obtuse dust]

[tight zenith]

meow meow

[wise jungle]

helloooo

[rough aspen]

which one of you guys nuked asia?

[lucid basin]

are you qt fia

[obtuse dust]

You did

[rough aspen]

gotta wadle away

[obtuse dust]

lol

Anyway they removed it

[rough aspen]

no.. more.. noodles..

[dull mango]

Yea

I don't like doing quest when my ping is high

[brave matrix]

that was me, mb

[autumn shadow]

@shrewd elbow farted so hard and loud the gases condensed into a star and it immediately compressed into a black hole

[rough aspen]

i will will find out where you live, atleast ik ur not living in asia

[obtuse dust]

[obtuse dust]

🙁

[brave matrix]

no i live next to the provider

[obtuse dust]

Now we stuck on NA

[dull mango]

Yea my deathrun skills got nerfed cus of the ping :c

[trim oxide]

Guys

[obtuse dust]

:c oh no

[obtuse dust]

WUT

[lucid basin]

there is no reason for you to be saying this in a public server

[granite garden]

YO RYU

HIII I SAW U

[lucid basin]

rayan

[granite garden]

Aw

[granite garden]

R a i n

@serene ore ☹️

[lucid basin]

ouhhh why does jacquees trip keep getting taken down

💔

[granite garden]

The what

[trim oxide]

I dont like pizza

[granite garden]

Where

[trim oxide]

Big news for the unemployed

[lucid basin]

his remix of trip

[obtuse dust]

ok cool

[silent moth]

hi

[granite garden]

marvins room is so good.

[trim oxide]

Im sorry

[lucid basin]

it was on spotifu b4

[granite garden]

Oh from sptfy?

[lucid basin]

im crine ella mai take it down again

yeah

[granite garden]

Oh yea she jelly

[obtuse dust]

[lucid basin]

his version is better but not everyone ready for that conversation yet...

[static obsidian]

Yo I found a hive problem

[gritty robin]

i dont like you

[obtuse dust]

[serene ore]

ryan

[shrewd elbow]

[gritty robin]

i love you too

[lavish storm]

@acoustic idol better answer in dms and don’t fold

[merry ibex]

ur profile like that one lizzo music image 💀💀💀

[lucid basin]

freddie gibb!!

[lucid basin]

yeah that was what im basing it from 😭

[serene ore]

@granite garden dms

[inland sequoia]

I thought it was jidion 😔

[edgy hornet]

@steady zephyr get on hive

[edgy hornet]

at 9:50 pm?

[zenith torrent]

she needs her beauty sleep fr

[edgy hornet]

bro this update is horrible

I load into mc with all my packs missing

and my game looks like im on an xbox 360

I feel defeated

[wind osprey]

yeah its bad

[granite garden]

Hi

[tender wave]

What happened to hive mods?

[timber breach]

Merry Christmas

Mariah Carey defrosted

[granite garden]

what the flip

Its november

[timber breach]

It Tiiiiiiiiimeeeee

[keen turtle]

bro where is asia region

[merry ibex]

[brave matrix]

i ate it 😋

[keen turtle]

Dont swallow it

[tight zenith]

ill swallow asia

[keen turtle]

[tight zenith]

sowy>~<

i hungri3;

[hollow badger]

new Year's in 2 months ✌🏻

[sleek pivot]

😭
good job girl and good job boy are both kinda
idk

[sleek pivot]

i forgive you

[radiant wolf]

Dead chat

[silent laurel]

Check old path, and move it to new path

Old path is C:\Users\<YOUR_NAME>\AppData\Local\Packages\Microsoft.MinecraftUWP_8wekyb3d8bbwe\LocalState\games\com.mojang

New path is C:\Users\<YOUR_NAME>\AppData\Roaming\Minecraft Bedrock\Users\<RANDOM_NUMBER>\games\com.mojang

FYI <RANDOM_NUMBER> is based on ur acc ur login, so different account, have different packs

[radiant wolf]

New MC update sucks

[silent laurel]

Not at all

[radiant wolf]

How?

The pause menu is so buns now

[silent laurel]

^

[silent laurel]

Resource exist

[radiant wolf]

I hate that you have to press social to see the players in the game

[silent laurel]

Agree for that

[radiant wolf]

And how small settings is

[brave matrix]

👀

[granite garden]

I failed already vro

[hollow badger]

alright.

[hazy cliff]

What got deleted

DUDE

[radiant wolf]

Did someone delete my message

[hazy cliff]

It’s automatic don’t say it all caps

[radiant wolf]

Ohh ok

[merry ibex]

what 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[somber stirrup]

Bro what happened to Asia region???

[rancid wigeon]

Broo, where did Asia region goo

I cant play because of lagg

Hope thy fix it asap

[radiant wolf]

Wanna be friends

[brave matrix]

[hazy cliff]

Like uh yk the November candy (idk what I’m saying bro)

[sleek pivot]

wait did the whole of mc update 😭

[somber stirrup]

Wait is cubecraft also the same??

[radiant wolf]

🥀

[sleek pivot]

i was still gonna play pillars of fortuneeeee

[sleek pivot]

sadness and woe ensue

[silent laurel]

No, they just migrating from UWP do GDK

[hazy cliff]

Yeah

[sleek pivot]

yeah but that's bad for me

[silent laurel]

Dead

[hazy cliff]

It’s for “optimization purposes”

[sleek pivot]

i miss my lack of java hotkeys

[silent laurel]

And its not optimized

[sleek pivot]

can i please not hotkey to 1 when i shift in inventory

[radiant wolf]

Ignored gng🥀

[hazy cliff]

Yeah

[hollow badger]

#📰・hive-updates if I'm guessing

[sleek pivot]

new update: we removed asia

[hollow badger]

[silent laurel]

Memory leak 💀

[radiant wolf]

Bruh

[silent laurel]

Ram got used 90% 💀

[granite garden]

Js cus u replied to me

couldn’t hold it

[radiant wolf]

Now all the sweats finna flood the other regions

[granite garden]

Ur fault