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Btw im sick and my stepmom told me to shut the f up and go to school
π₯π₯ππ¦ π¦
Now im dyin in here
Poor guy
Enough physics for today gang i gtg do something productive
Lol nah it was a genuine good question icl and no worries π
How am i supposed to learn when i feel like i drank the last night
u shld prob tell your teacher that youβre feeling unwell
My mom gon rage me when i go home:/
i just bought $60 lotion 
She says "its just a little Flu"
I have like 37.9Β°C
Tho im so mad tht i cant still play hive

Its so unfair tht u can get banned from lag
fr
Itβs also unfair that if it seems your clicking a little faster than usual you get banned then when you see these hackers using every single hack out there they only get banned if they end up falling in the void then trying to fly back up
π«


How are you today dino
I hate the anticheat
I was fighting one hacker tht has an obv aimbot and he didint get banned
While i was playing normally and lagged lil bit and got banned._
I fought one who had reach, fly, speed, he could plsce blocks while holding a sword, and autoclick. The thing is he wasnt banned π
π
While i got kicked for accidentally tping inside a block cuz i lagged too much π₯
Yeah the anticheat is so bad
Also is suggesting a peaceful protest ingame to fix the anticheat political talk
meow
Yuh
BARK BARK BARK

i remember you

What does the ban id mean
I got kicked not banned
Also hot take hackers in hive arent hackers theyβre cheaters.
Hackers are people who intercept systems and enter without being authorized. They usually code to do that
While cheaters are people who download cheats off the internet.
Same thing
real
Its based on their method
Cheaters: Download exploits
Hackers: Do coding
Almost same thing
Cuz they both use the exploits
Now i have to play lifeboat bedwars for 5 days
Play zeqa
Its so laggy
im sorryβ¦β¦
use cubecraft.
play battle arena and sweat it, youβll love making kids cry
I got banned from there too
play normal minecraft
My phone is this bad
build a zoo or something
Im so bad at building
touch grss
get a jb
hang out with frinds
go otside
take a w*lk
Also i emailed jitr for a 1v1
I dont have friends
erm
And im outside rn
play r*blox
Silver!! 
hi iridium
How's it going?
what are my chances of winning against jitR
Na ima play cs2 on my phone
0
pretty good made egg salad and now im finishing beetle juice
1v1 mee
You got this, remember that info about pvp, just by that i know you mean business
saturday
Why
i mean next saturday i have exams
Lvl 96 bw idk what u mean by 96000
Nice nice whats beetle juice?
Now?

Hello 
Next weeko
Come 1v1 now
ello
Im at school (online)
Im too
Aww cute pfp 
as a nocturnal guy who doesnt have real friends online is for me
hereβs my skillset:
Jump reset
Butterfly click
High cps (8-12)
Strafe
Moving back and forth for more knockback
I gotta update my emojis from hive gifter-γN00b
See you got this!!
And the one click thing
What ur device
Omg i didn't even notice your the scary mask guy!
Mobile
ipad mini so gaming is ex
@dull mango
Yk looking at this makes me feel like imma ve turned into a painting or statue

π« im sorry you have a lovely mask
Or face
How much fps u get

it's a mask
π I love it
lol
Reminds me of Black Plasma studios
should I call that one :derpymask:?
hi noob
WHAT
you don't know what beetlejuice is
omg
This chat is really a great insight into human mind
What
its a movie
hi lucifrr
a fantastic movie
Hey buddy
oh hey ellie
Rlly?
Hello fellow fr
hyd fellow fr
Iridium π«
yea i like the newer one better tho
oh word? π
Im supposed to have 2 lectures today but I dont feel like going either
I forgot to connect my account back after the staff bot incident the other day so I haven't been chatting here
Yes word, my attendance is above 80 so i can skip the entire week upto vacay :3
(I didnt sleep again)
π«
thats kinda wild we dont have attendence
Clud I want you
CRAZY, i slept for 5 hours so, i think we should skip
you what
To hug this cactus π΅
wilddd
hru my friend
Helloo
Lucky people
xd
You almost got me xD
Im gooood and you?
IKR
Yesmaam
@gilded veldtget on mc lil bro
What did I do?
but I have 3 labs a week so
Imma t u bro
its 9 in the MORNING
npp lol
spook
no
Thats awesomee, well im jolly rn because i can skip UNI
its 12 pm
what incident tho? π
I can get on in like 30 min
LMAOO
Uni?
I wish my uni was like this
bout time
I needa go collect a package
Yes
wild π
Yess uni
You are wild twin
I linked my "hive staff bot" account here lol
So no university for you then
maybe I should go to the mall too
Nope
HHH
ahh
Not for this month, until 27
how so twin
Is the hive doing hive o ween this year
Your gonna get into trade?
they didn't like it lol
Oh nvm
should
Because, yes twin
I will trade
π°π°π°
riiip
no
Lemme get my first clean salary
my wife isnt responding to me
LMAO
Oooo watcha working in?
Yes
Oh i dont have a job at this moment
I used to free lance making texture packs
word?
π« thats still awesome
i will t u
On gandhi
what in the world is gandhi
Yessirr, thank u π«
yea sorry @barren tundra Im not getting on in 30 twin
WHAT
Why does my liver hurt
Gandhi is tuff in india
Alrund 1947
what
Yes good

Around*
Damn do yall ever have sugar crash?
Sorry my 5 hour sleep is tweakigg me
no
thats not good
its okay buddy
yes
my most sincere nonapologies
Rlly? You dont eat a lot a sugar?
That's alot ngl i avg like 4
brotein shake
I do? I dont? idk
π« BUDDY
harpic get on mc rn
Cmon clud tell me more about you π
I dont eat much sugar but I drink it so same thing
Okay buddy
HUH
Dms pookie
thats incredibly worrisome
Hi guys
I am literally college rn
OH NAH
buddyolpal
How do u live mr cute froge
π« Im joking! 
I can get on after like 4
now thats surprising
I average 0 on exams
ππ₯π₯
You got a number? My teacher just laughed at me
Oh noo π
Idk some weeks i avg 4, sometimes 3 and sometimes 6 or if I really have nothing to do the like 7
π
its ok twin I sleep sometimes
I have seen sleep helping slot during exams, to remember and think critically
Oh bruh well now I look dumb 
i will try that time
maybe you are /j
Oki
brovacado
yeah thats why I fail my exams twin
Thats quite a fluctuating, take care of urself froge
HEY! 
republic of broatia
Okay thats assuring twin
Clud showing there true colors
I mean I basically have nothing to do today so I'll be free from like 4pm-2am
Nooooo
ππ
"there" whats there?!?!
Have u found ur most W broken method to study yet
yes, I work very well under pressure
Sleep is a very small factor twin
Yes clud show me the true you!
no thank you
Woahhh
π°π°π°
yea idk how someone has to like threaten to beat me up or sum
Cmon clud im trusting π π
My body autowakes up if I sleep past 6am or if it's like 8am so ya lol even if I go to bed at 5 I'll wake up at 8
LOL
apple dont test me
Hire henchmen to threaten fr
Damnn
whats henchmen
π« OKAY okay you win
π« thats why ur awesome
apple why isnt ur pfp an apple though
Ya it's weird
Uhhhhhhh
Some people u hire to do illegal stuff
appalled
It really is, human body is very interesting
OH
U need tto lowkey fix ur sleep sched
FINE ill change it back!
Ngl it's fine
Yes
woohoo
I mean thars fine if u are healthy
I need to buy groceries
There we go π
but guess whos enjoying floor time too much rn
UM nevermind


Brb
dont come back pls
Too late
πππ₯π₯
π« im a part of you clud
no fanx
Forever and beyond
last time I checked I dont have any apples
For now...
I'm a doctor
EEEEEEE
stay away from me
I hate doctors
I diagnose you with apple

Ok gtg gn clud π«
gn appel
Hug the apple clud.
π₯Ή π« ty

GN
gn bud
I mean I'll prob try getting like 6-8h maybe
Ho
Wassup people
good morning

gm everyone
!1!1
Halooo!1!1
So am i..
lets duel
blub
1v1 in knee surgery rn
what about an aortic bypass surgery
even bettwr
or an appendectomy, thats a simple procedure any doctor can do
nah we need to show off our expertise
okay, transplant then
betππ₯
so Imma do ur brain transplant
and u can do mine afterwards
Id rather do a heart transplant
since brain ones arent medically possible
thats the whole point
the best you can do is removal of malignant tumours
and partial removal of the brain
ππππ bro I was joking
which dont require anaesthesia
since theres no pain on the brain
droppin bars now
and im a doctor!
πππ
Im not a doctor yet but I diagnose you with apple
Theres many things id diagnose you with however some may not line up
plus ive only seen a few symptoms
bro?
dont tell me I have autism
not again bro
Wasnt gonna

π³
Im scared
anyway if you also need any PH advice i can deliver some however cant guarantee an accurate diagnosis
i was in the lobby yesterday delivering medical advice, i wanted to play build battle π
wth is ph
pre hospital
ohhhh
I see now
thats pretty cool, Im not a med student though I study life science
Obviously cant disclose patient details but there was head pain and yeah only a minor problem
nor am i
well it sounds like u work something to do w the emergency room no?
Im not sure how much u need to do that actually
just assumed ur knowledgeable
no lol i sort out laundry
when u get a bit too bored u do lots of stuff π
thats wild
obviously id never be able to become a doctor since i havent got any medical-based qualifications
so on paper i know as much as an ape when it comes to PHEM
(pre hospital emergency medicine)
the real doctor is the friends we made along the way
the second part of his name maybe
iridium makes it really very cool
however have u ever womdered why u cant eat pips?
Im pretty sure I learnt why but I kinda forgot
trees wont grow since therell be no sunlight
they contain small amounts of cyanide i think
as do some moths
moths π
Some zygaenidae species (six spot burnet moth especially) has enough cyanide to kill a small bird
thats crazy tho
anyway, im hungry so ima eat some breakfast
Yeah, teaches the birds to not eat them
bet, fun talk
ππ
Very interesting
yes
potenz of hydrogen
oop
chemistry π₯
who here wants to know how to calculate the solubility product of any compound
Erm actually I wanna learn about physics π€βοΈ
what do you want to learn in physics gangasaurus
Quantum physics to be more specific π€βοΈ
not my area of expertise π
classical mechanics is my only area of expertise unfortunately
What made come to this sad conclusion of quitting hive
bored
no bridge update
@light lagoon
I can see what you mean
Hi Obito
does replaypass not count games that you were kicked from?
They should still appear, you might need to wait a little while for the game to end first though π
ahh, okk
what is that in your pfp
looks like a cat drawing a cat to me
I did somwthing so incredibly dumb oml
clud fr?
Fr? π
gigi
real
BABY IM BACK
Ruh roh not the alpha
even the cat in ur pfp can do guitar riffs but not me π’
real
did you get tossed beyond horizon
im gud :3
Hello E-doter
.
.

whatβs new
scooby doo

MY COLLARS BLUE BUT MY NECK IS REDD, been workin like a dog just to keep ma family fed.
I realised no one will get the reference π
Itβs from a musical
not very
bars
Yoo
@turbid fiber shut up
I severely misjudged something I ordered online nd I now need to basically order again
ππ₯
i wish i was on mc this entire time
I've been unproductive for the last 6 hours watching shorts in bed
Before 10:00 being the time I would have slept
fun
yes its past 4am for me >:3 im so tuff gng frfr
Also because I have no life
Chat, what you think I should do right now
Clash of Clans or Minecraft?
coc
ofc ofc
ππππ₯π
MM prestige 10 when
Why does hive have a salmon smirk emoji
real
Omg yes. WHEN!?!?!!
Aci will dislike this msg π¬
because of an individual named salmon
IXsalmon i assume
likely
hopefully never
Meow
hopefully when the MM update drops
now I wonder if hive is going to add more maps in the update
too soon for prestige 10 π
UwU
Achoo
prestige came out 3 years ago π
Happi boy
No way
yes way
Oh god yes it's been that long
wosaaa
I bought like 35,000 minecoins for Wosa Week, am I cooked
I don't know how its been 3 years already ππ
π π
Hii
hey so can I have every costume pleas
Erm
It might not be enough
I've already bought tokens so no costumes, sorry
sadge
Isn't that like what 400$?
Or smth?
Erm
whats wosa week
Maybe like $150 or something
Event for my birthday week :3
thought it would be arouund $500
oh whens your birthday
Oh ok
No idea because I made the purchases in my local currency instead of USD
23rd π
it'll be concerning if hive doesnt release hive o ween soon
happy early birthday gang fr
I will gift you with tokens brother
Yes yes try
???
Thanks, you should participate in Wosa Week βΊοΈ
:c
Hehe
Tomorrow is Hive's birthday as well
i'll be at school during wosa week π
ofcourse, idk anything about the event tho π
Why sad
to think about hive is older than some people irl is insane to me
Woahhh
how old is hive
Still no update
Being born a week after hive is crazy
6-7
bruh
LAMO
π
π
I was born years before Hive bro π
Yellow steve, if u want i can give Tricky the @real oak treatment
chat what the helly
Oh no, i articulated myself wrong
as you please
Sorry, having ur bday a week aafter hive is crazy
Okay bett
ποΈ ποΈ
Hi
October is the best month fr
Helloo
real
real real
real
Anyone wanna play skywars duos

Mine is the same as hive
Yh
mines the day after hive
I was gonna say why so early lol
Tnk tho rosa
:>
mines never
you were born the day bridge was created
Guys lets run skywars
naur
Why
idk Id queue but Im eating rn twin
Ello how are you?
hmmm should ii
or should i study 
Studying is for amateurs
im an amateur

;-;
I mean thats exactly what u supposed to study for
Seriously
yes why
I mean depends if ur at school or college
screwing up exams is so fun π₯
Going over what u learned today

I feel like at school its not necessary
but if ur a uni/college student then yeah u do need to study when u get home
Guys i am lying i study all the time
u dont seem like the type twin
I am lol

Everytime i get home i go over what i was taught today
Thats the best way to remember stuff
model student
it do be
does anyone know when hive-o-ween is?
π«‘
I had to study a lot
anyone?
At exams
if it comes it comes
oh
if it dont come it dont come
when did it last yr again?
dk
last year on 11th in 2023 on 18th
what
hive halloween
o
idk why every1 is freaking out over it
fr
Genuinely
yeah you lot can survive a few more days without ghost invasion man π
Ghost invasion sucks
Its very infuriating
why
I dont remember why i just remember not enjoying it
wild
not rlly
True
sometimes opinions can be kept to yourself
Woahhh
LOL
U should be hive rank sir
Agree
Well this one of those times
but it isnt so important that ppl have to keep asking abt it 
Where i wont
I liked ghost invasion but its kinda boring alone
You might be right
fr
ghost invasion and MM over all games >>
chickenhuntar21
this guy
β ground wars >>
real
Tell em
I can't play Minecraft alone bro, for me it's totally a place for tomfoolery with my friends
most of hive games I only find fun when I call w my friends now tbh
dont bother saying bridge, I know your next words
π€£ I get u
Skywars is such a silly game
:3
itis
i only speak facts
exactlyy
I like skywars tho
I mostly play alone on hive
kind of
tuff

typical mm player
thanks man
and it should be like this
fr
π
no one plays 1000 games of mm and still calls it fun
only game I do play alone is skywars but at the same time I cant ever stay there long
not 1,000 but 45,000
but people play 10k games of bridge and still call it the goat
wth did I just say
6οΈβ£ 7οΈβ£ 
π
:3
ya said u play sw alone but not for too long
only play I do play alone is skywars but at the same time I cant ever stay there long
atleast I didn't play 120,000 games of MM π
π
yes I made a diabolical typo
π


who the HELL is playing more than 100,000 mm games
I wanted to start knitting my christmas sweater today but guess the hell what
I bought the wrong size needles
whos playing more than a 1000
nd Imma need to wait another 3 days and Im getting impatient.
so far 7 people have
you ran out of knitting needles
no I just dont have the right length
thats sickening
bc the ones I bought r wayyy too small cuz I misunderstood what the label meant
wth
whos playing even 10 gang that game is boring as a flock of birds
how is that even humanly possible
clankers
are a flock of birds boring π€
π
some have grinded since the release and some just afk their whole journey
Im cooked man
thats so dumb tho
pretty boring if you ask me
its not even impressive its sad
break those to make them the right size
its pretty impressive
fr dude
playing 100k games of murder mystery?
β
no the hell not
no its not
lol
mm is such an insanely repetitive game especially when everytime you gonna play the same 3 maps all day, idek how people prestige in that
thats just a sign of addiction and mental illness not even joking
Id be impressed if it was a game that took skill
I mean
^
somoenoe have nearly 150K wins in dr
but murder mystery u just sit there or run around nd get moneys
I play for stats now
at least u have a goal to be first
no sane person will sit there running around pressing 2 keys each game for 120000 games
in murder mystery chancws are ur gonna be useless the entire game
it's a stupid overhyped game bro, even block drop is more fun than mm
okay hell no
too far man
block drop is the worst icl
i mean
okay let's do block party
okay fine that is better
no block drop is fun with friends
luckily none of my friends like it
so Im safe
block drop isnt fun after 7 games
my friends will first find me and slap me with their nemos
coming from a mm player btw
π
what
yeah
nemos?
so what your favourite game
YEAH
in block drop?
thats true, but it also goes the same for mm
thats sounds
interesting
after 7 games su just gotta get creative
uhh I like playing bridge and sky with friends cause most of the time we are just messing around haha
no creative way is entertaining someone to play 120000 games gang, just look at that number its so big
BRIDGE
you didn't know?
goated gamemode
@drifting kindle
yea no Idk how anyone could do that I started playing mm since the release and I have like 15k games
bridge duos tho
real stuff
I didnt
ew no
ok
you can even do nemos in block party (custom cs)
i have 209 games played
block drop it is
ohokay
wild ππ
still valid
I used to rlly like mm cuz I couldnt play anything else on my potato laptop
thats fine, you can say the same with everygame though, its fun with friends!
andmy phone too
friends is everything
the only time i play mm is when im in a party with an mm sweat ( cough cough @crude iron )
lmao
idk about ground wars π
still cant
gw is fun gang
1v1 me rn
you right
sure sure
random
nvm ud probably beat me nd Id never touch the game again
cant afford losing to HOND
its fun throwing sb at random people and then spamming blocks
sounds very much like sw to me
throw, place, win, repeat
Its a fun gamemode tbh
it is
LOL thats why i like it, the thing ill be called toxic to do, is a literal gamemode
I played 1 game of groundwars
mm is pretty good imo
and I won it bc Im the bes5
hi
bahaha
yea but not 120k games good
let's be real if you have 120k games on mm, you need help bro
Fair. I got into it cause a lot of my friends mained it, and Iβm not the best at it but when I played it nonstop I was pretty decent
woah tahts too much running
I see
fr tho
thats what im saying, its just straight up addiction or illness
if u have 120k games of anything u need help
124K games
I only have 8k im safe
not bridge tho if you got 120k bridge games you're the goat
Youd be pretty weird
I only played 45183 games π
how does it not reach yalls saturation point bro, I can't even play 120 games in a week or smth it's too much
I think if someone has 120k games they definitely need to get admitted to a mental hospital
atleast you'll be the goat
bro is not even halfway there
its someones choice on how to spend their life ig
I just know they dont be going outside
not a very smart one tho
like how many hours of minecraft is that
thats true
not even close to half way π
πππ
since when were we friends
I mean everyone has different definitions of fun and clearly for some its playing a video game
there should be a line between fun and dedicating ur whole entire day to 1 game
if a game takes 5 mins on average, 600k minutes which is 10000h
nothing can justify 120k games of mm for me, sorry sir 
nice inspiration unc
it does not be taking 5 mins
idek you gang but sure we'll be friends from now
Im not here to change anyones opinion on how crazy wins are im just saying π
just do the math gang im doing chemistry rn π
u did not cook w this one
I cba π
you have every right to say that since you were #1 all time
okay sure
wasnt trying
if u lose to me u gotta retire
Could u for me plz ?
mhmm
what does cba mean btw
thats why Im not gonna fight u bro
scared
OH
idek
Cuz its Hive
Im just not talking about the negatives on the fact someone has fun playing video games
π
Hive see's that as a little bit crude
sadly i dont make skins for now, bc im busy with a lot of stuff maybe 1 day i will create a skin for you
nvm i do remember you, you said ily to me when my dc account was suspended
"cant be asked"
theres fun and then theres an addiction bro icl
yes
yea thanks for lmk
True
@serene valley u trolled me didnt u
wow
i had to check the dm history
You saved my wr thx
π
I mean I like playing soccer a lot, it doesnt mean its called an addiction or that theres nothing wrong with it
Bro 18,000 new messagesπ π
nonono I would never do that, I genuinely didn't know the full form of it but I'd seen so many people use it that I asked it out loud π
yeah but comparing that to 120k games of mm is not it doe icl
LOL
No way you play mm π
mmmm okayy
Everyones moving to that game now
How π
i been playing mm danisha
she on that game even while sleeping
dont tell me ur the guy who has 120k games on mm
π
I dont?
Since 03 π£οΈ
My skin keeps getting replaced with another one. It's just a simple skin from the Marketplace...
he got 120k games on bridge
yeeπ£οΈ
r u serious
I just dont express the negatives on how someone wants to spend their life
false equivalency bro, playing soccer football which is an outdoor sport and can contribute to making you fitter and then comparing it to playing 120k games on mm, that's a stupid thing
i dont
yee
hi dannyisdahbomb
damn someone rlly doesnt like me talking
no comment
I meant playing soccer in sense that its fun.
bros paragraphs are getting deleted
ππ
dang i thought she got muted
its wtv but Im flabbergasted
i was about to be all woohoo
I might be
uu
but do I care? not rlly no
I mean if someone see's being a big back while having 19 hours a day of minecraft a good thing....then....
I really dont get how hard it is to understand
huh
gang
that sounds so much worse when u word it that way
sorry wdym? Im tweaking rn I think
I dont think that defending an obvious addiction is something that should just be understandable but
yo like this is crazy
whatever floats ur boat buddy ol pal
what are we even arguing abt i just woke up
this is like a pointless thing
I js think having 120k games in murder mystery is an addiction nd shouldnt be praised nor supported
nor respected
someone here is being the devil's advocate and I respect them for their dedication
ykw
when u say it that way
@crude iron how many wins you got in mm
whoever has the 120k games on mm, get 80k more then i'll respect you
dedication is always admirable π
yea bro
read philosophy π£οΈ π₯
addiction you mean π
thats his statline aswell, 120k games played 85k wins
thats not what Im talking abt π
aint no way someone played this much mm
oh mb
well someone said there is
I dont even wnna know
whoever that is, they are cooked fr. its either a kid with F- in all his grades or an old man with nothing better to do
I dont even got 5k games
I played like 15k nd I was seriously addicted to it at one point in my life
hes really nice
i got so addicted i played like 200 games of mm
no way omg wow!!!




