🐝・hive-chat

[wicked cloak]

Thanks

[dreamy notch]

Trick ur mind into thinking protein bars are ur snack/sweets

[visual wasp]

Better question, anyone a Switch player

[astral veldt]

i eat decent by snacking often, having large sugar filled meals and having sweets (i gotta apparently because i cant gain weight)

[pale dove]

Consider urself good or bad?

[astral veldt]

Mostly

[visual wasp]

lmao

[formal silo]

I'm a PlayStation player

[pale dove]

Hmmm, nah

[dreamy notch]

U don’t have to eat dirty, but maybe more protein and calories?

[uneven portal]

well see currently I'm in america and I rlly don't feel like spending 500 bucks just for a doctor saying "you should try meditation 😊" and me hearing those same words a billion times but ty I am slowly getting better

[fiery rune]

[astral veldt]

yeah thats what im doing, im trying to eat more red meats too, starting to gain weight now though luckily

[dreamy notch]

That’s good

[astral veldt]

My weight has hopefully moved out from the “see a doctor” category now lmao

[glass hornet]

In about an hr

[visual wasp]

I used to be super underweight, trying to bulk back up a lil

[wicked cloak]

Ahhh that sucks here every doctor is free

But I can help if you want

Is your blood work fine?

[astral veldt]

ive always been extremely lightweight

no matter how much i eat, i wont gain

i think i have a leak

[wicked cloak]

I am the #1 mobile player according to cosmowiki, I broke in 2022 the cps world record

[astral veldt]

sweat

[west spade]

Hi

[astral veldt]

I had a minecraft world record once 🥲

[wicked cloak]

If you had a leak you would be dead bro

How much do you really eat?

Do you move a lot?

[visual wasp]

Sup

[wicked cloak]

Fr?

[astral veldt]

As much as my parents, maybe more

doesnt help im 6’2

[hallow patio]

[glass hornet]

yes I promised id play with you didnt I

[astral veldt]

Yeah, it was fairly obscure but there was a leaderboard for it (mines way down there now tho)

[uneven portal]

lmao no your ok
everythings fine it's jus my stress levels skyrocketed making all these issues but I've been working on getting it back to normal and eating healthy again it just takes time
again ty brother you don't needa do this lol

[astral veldt]

its for the PS4 edition of the Glide Minigame, Score Attack on the Excalibur map

[uneven portal]

twin

[astral veldt]

i had it ages ago

someone beat it in a week

[wicked cloak]

Around how many calories?
Also do you move a lot?

[visual wasp]

Anyone here above the age of 6 or 7

[hallow patio]

[visual wasp]

I'm between 6 and 7 ofc

[glass hornet]

[astral veldt]

Yeah i move a lot, not sure how much calories tho

[uneven portal]

🎷 🐈

[hallow patio]

😂

[wicked cloak]

Ahhh bro then it's fine just relax, who cares about the results just try your very best and you will be on the good path

[astral veldt]

yea, hence why im on discord and not on cubecraft

[wicked cloak]

Are you parents also skinny?

[native crypt]

Yo

Wsp

[astral veldt]

Theyre about average

[native crypt]

Hive is the best game ever

[uneven portal]

🙏

[native crypt]

[visual wasp]

Tracking calories helps, I got the knowledge of how many calories are in different food items

[astral veldt]

its nothing genetic afaik, i think its just a very fast metabolism

[visual wasp]

Now I can just estimate calories

[uneven portal]

💪 💪

[native crypt]

[astral veldt]

badum ting

[wicked cloak]

Yeah it's 99% very fast metabolism

[visual wasp]

No the best server is Enchanted Dragons

[native crypt]

[astral veldt]

theres some syndrome it can be but i think that has other symptoms too which i dont get

[hallow patio]

Hi

[native crypt]

Nah that server is ass

[uneven portal]

I love enchanted dragons!! 😹😹

[wicked cloak]

But one thing tho, metabolism changes

For example I was fat as a kid, very skinny at 11/12 and then big again now

[native crypt]

I mean I liked it at one point but yeah

[wicked cloak]

Bro don't Google this stuff up it's garbage

[visual wasp]

lol

[astral veldt]

Yeah one day I’ll probably just wake up and be caseoh

[wicked cloak]

💀

[astral veldt]

nah i didnt some guy who was also thin told me about it

[visual wasp]

Bro's gonna become Lasagnye West

[dreamy notch]

Yep 😄

[wicked cloak]

They are rare things so don't worry about it

Just in case get your blood work done

[dreamy notch]

After my class tho

[native crypt]

The best game on the hive is bedwars for sure

[dreamy notch]

If possible

[visual wasp]

*treasure

[wicked cloak]

Tw

[wicked cloak]

🔥🔥

[astral veldt]

Prepare for the tidal wave when i hit the pool

[uneven portal]

you were on the right track 🥀

[astral veldt]

its a 10.0magnitude!

[dreamy notch]

Tw was better but bw took its place for some reason

[visual wasp]

AHHH dont eat me pwease

[wicked cloak]

💀

[dreamy notch]

Worst decision was replacing tw with bw

[native crypt]

Nah bedwars is better

[harsh maple]

what i do

[visual wasp]

100%

[native crypt]

I'm glad they updated it

[dreamy notch]

99% of the hive community would prob disagree

[dreamy notch]

💯

[uneven portal]

its easier on the eyes for the toddlers playing

[astral veldt]

Tbh i can probably eat u and gain nothing

[visual wasp]

Not the gen alphas

[native crypt]

Not defect and itsbirb and ponty and blues and nibbles you name it fr

[astral veldt]

including me

[visual wasp]

💀

[astral veldt]

my noob ass cant even get a kill

[dreamy notch]

😂😂

[fiery rune]

and me

[astral veldt]

sums me up

[native crypt]

[astral veldt]

my kdr is 0.04

[native crypt]

Bro tw kinda sucked

[fiery rune]

tw just better

[astral veldt]

i physically cant even kill a newborn playing bedwars

[dreamy notch]

Tw was and is better fr

[visual wasp]

Take that back....

[runic vine]

compared to bedwars?? 😭

[astral veldt]

saying that i do try and team witn others

[native crypt]

*Compered to bedwars yes

[visual wasp]

Might have to go super saiyan on this guy

[runic vine]

are you high

[fiery rune]

are you a ipad kid?

[native crypt]

Lol hell nah I would die if I was one

[fiery rune]

mhm, sure

[native crypt]

Compared to bedwars I mean

[granite robin]

compered??...

[runic vine]

yeah bro you’re on something

[astral veldt]

HIOWAA

[glass hornet]

What would you like to play

[visual wasp]

0/10 ragebait

[granite robin]

😭 i was gonna say

[dreamy notch]

I wanted to ask you that question

What speaks to u?

[native crypt]

Idk I didn't play tw a lot but from what I tried of it, yeah bedwars is better

[shrewd elbow]

This ragebait is about to get me bro

[granite robin]

💔 bw aint even good

[fiery rune]

exactly, you didnt play tw a lot
so how would you know?

[visual wasp]

Tw took skill, bw has bots and fetuses playing 😭

[native crypt]

From what I tried of it

Maybe I'm wrong idk

[dreamy notch]

Tactics in tw just needed so much more skill

[fiery rune]

valid

yall are taking this dude saying bw is better then tw way too serious 😭

[granite robin]

avg game in 2021-2022 finished in 5mins 💔

[native crypt]

But I mean defect said bedwars is better so um...

[visual wasp]

Not the defectt glaze...

[fiery rune]

defectt is bad at the game 😭

[runic vine]

ok defect is terrible at Minecraft so why would his opinion matter

[native crypt]

I hate yall

[granite robin]

🥀 defect

[native crypt]

You too

[runic vine]

you think bedwars is better bro what is wrong with you

[astral veldt]

whats tw

[fiery rune]

treasure wars

[visual wasp]

Qwimston > Defectt

[astral veldt]

yea no clue

[native crypt]

Whatever but defect is a pro

[runic vine]

???? 😭

[native crypt]

That's for sure 1v1 him

[runic vine]

anyone here would curb stomp him

[visual wasp]

My friend who's ahh at the game beat defectt

[wicked cloak]

Qwimston is my boi

[native crypt]

Sure buddy

[astral veldt]

who is defectt

[fiery rune]

level 29 in bedwars, 151 wins, 977 losses, lb position N/A

[astral veldt]

sounds like a manufacturer error

[visual wasp]

I will glaze Qwimston all day idc, #1 hive youtuber all time

[fiery rune]

sounds like you're bad

[visual wasp]

Search up hashfoo on YT, pretty sure he has a short on it

[cloud drift]

Hi there anyone facing the kick from the server @everyone

[native crypt]

I meant I hate you too lol

[astral veldt]

maybe i should make hive content “how to not play hive”

[native crypt]

Cuz you said defect is bad

[astral veldt]

from my own personal experience, when u get kicked u usually gotta load up and see what ur punishment is

[visual wasp]

Defectt is average

[astral veldt]

if u can load, good job, u only got a mute

[rough aspen]

defecttis defectt

[astral veldt]

he can still probably beat me 100-1

[fiery rune]

1242 kills, 2531 deaths, 0.49 kdr, 413 final kills, 13.39% win rate

[cloud drift]

Error

[glass hornet]

Uhh tbh I only play sw and mm 😭

[astral veldt]

error?

[glass hornet]

Wanted to expand

[native crypt]

Defectt is not average are you guys evident fans

[visual wasp]

With lag tho defectt solos everybody fr no cap on skibidi

[runic vine]

evident is better than defect 😭

[glass hornet]

Evident is literally mecore

[visual wasp]

Evident is 100% better

[rough aspen]

im a kingducky fan

[cloud drift]

Yeah I'm facing it from last 2-3 days while playing ctf bw

[astral veldt]

nah oTrquma is the goat

[native crypt]

Y'all evident p fans for sure

[fiery rune]

you're right, defectt is worse then average 🙏
evident is also bad at the game now, because he stopped actually trying

[astral veldt]

in that case not a clue, try just jsing the 100% very helpful support link

[native crypt]

*Better than average

[runic vine]

I don’t watch Minecraft youtubers

[fiery rune]

same

[granite robin]

hop off these youtubers bro 😭

[rough aspen]

defectt glazer?

[fiery rune]

i only watch java youtubers

[cloud drift]

Um..?

[native crypt]

Lol I watch so many hive YouTubers

[glass hornet]

I like Katlemay

[astral veldt]

I watch no hive youtubers

[native crypt]

And defectt is not trash

[granite robin]

over here talking abt sum this yt is a good player they dont know u lil bro 💔

[glass hornet]

Shes underrated sigh

[fiery rune]

who is that?
not trying to like rude or anything

[cloud drift]

Should I report this

[astral veldt]

there was someone with a yt rank called xBlue1 or something anyone heard of him? I saw him the ither day

[astral veldt]

yeah

[glass hornet]

A newer hive youtuber

[runic vine]

report what 💔

[summer rover]

no clue who that is

[cloud drift]

Being kicked for no reason

[mellow whale]

hello

[fiery rune]

ah, oh wait
i think i've seen her before, i just looked up her channel

[glass hornet]

Yeahh

[astral veldt]

me neither

[glass hornet]

Her and kitunas

[runic vine]

it’s gonna be ignored

[mellow whale]

hello guys

[native crypt]

I subbed to her

[cloud drift]

I'm facing it for the last 2-3 days and it continues

[astral veldt]

tbf they could probably be DDOSed and still ignore it

[glass hornet]

Which i think kitunas changed her yt name

[mellow whale]

hello can u seee my msgs??

[native crypt]

To be honest itsbirbyt is the best hive YouTuber

My favorite

[glass hornet]

Opinions on icy

[astral veldt]

never heard of him

[glass hornet]

Icy Nutella

[native crypt]

Yeah he's less popular

[astral veldt]

ew Nutella

[summer rover]

thoughts on cinnamqnd

[fiery rune]

[glass hornet]

Shhhh

[fiery rune]

manocalm, look

[astral veldt]

sounds mid

[glass hornet]

LOL dont get me started 😭

[rough aspen]

hes a nice youtuber to watch when ur like bored

[placid basin]

[granite robin]

only time i watched him was for the drama

[rough aspen]

double clicker

[glass hornet]

Yes im mid, thank you

[cloud drift]

So um should i just ignore it ;-;?

[fiery rune]

[native crypt]

I'm a member and he's gonna shout out me cuz I did a challenge! I watch all his vids all the time fr

[glass hornet]

seriously..

[rough aspen]

nice

[native crypt]

[astral veldt]

OH YES!!!!

FREEDOM

[glass hornet]

Fenwos is fun to watch sometimes

Let's see..

[astral veldt]

the guy who i hate here has quit the server

[rough aspen]

i forgot he existed lol

[astral veldt]

im actually so happy

[glass hornet]

😭

[granite robin]

who knows gm19

[astral veldt]

i can go back to being nice!

[glass hornet]

That sounds familiar

[honest forge]

I never directly watched him, but he was a streamer like 3 years ago, right?

[granite robin]

yeah

[honest forge]

Dude mj owns u

[glass hornet]

Kiephie is my goat

[native crypt]

Fire ultra is also a really good YouTuber

[rough aspen]

and revy

[native crypt]

Yeah and ponty

[worldly sparrow]

yall i kept rqin sky nd they kicked me

[native crypt]

There's a lot

[rough aspen]

and kingducky

[native crypt]

Why?

[glass hornet]

Itzdaniel

[dreamy notch]

Let’s try sw?

[honest forge]

Fowben was great I miss him

[mellow whale]

wanna play any1?

[glass hornet]

Let's NOT its too sweaty now for me to enjoy

[native crypt]

Guys I actually suck at sg 😭😭😭

[worldly sparrow]

idk i was lookin for a less sweaty lobby and they just kicked me out

[native crypt]

I also do that with bedwars idk that's really weird

[visual wasp]

Back what did I miss

[honest forge]

That’s bc no such lobby exists 😔💔

[mellow whale]

any1 wanna play?

[honest forge]

The rapture like a week ago

You missed that

[silent tapir]

no

[visual wasp]

lol real

[worldly sparrow]

the only thing i saw b4 they kicked me that i saw the players were above me and i heard something like what you would hear when you step on the void

[native crypt]

That is really weird maybe a hacker kicked you?

[worldly sparrow]

or maybe i joined a full lobby and i was the 13th player lol

[visual wasp]

average hive bug

[native crypt]

Oh yeah maybe

[worldly sparrow]

they kick u for these things and be blind when theres a hacker, im talkin bout the anti cheat as a whole

[dreamy notch]

We can try bw lol

[placid basin]

[fiery rune]

the anti cheat bad

i would be a better anti cheat

[mellow whale]

wanna play?

[fiery rune]

#🥳・looking-for-party

[mellow whale]

no replying

no one replying

[placid basin]

[fiery rune]

then reply to someone else looking for a party, smh

i swear all the people that use that channel are brain dead

[glass hornet]

Alrr just tell me when you wanna

[dreamy notch]

Bet bet

[glass hornet]

Im the meantime ima look for new skins

[worldly sparrow]

bro come on this time another q error

im tired of ur ass server hive

[placid basin]

Dang

[silent tapir]

Oh nah not you trying to play with French toast seasoning

[latent pawn]

French toast seasoning…?

[granite cave]

No

[silent tapir]

yes

[dreamy notch]

Mhm

[granite cave]

Why!

[latent pawn]

Isn’t that just cinnamon and uhhh another thing?

[silent tapir]

yes

cinnamon is a seasoning for that

[granite cave]

Oi

[latent pawn]

OH I’m slow

Lmao I just got it

[granite cave]

🫂

[granite cave]

🫂

Get hugged

[latent pawn]

🫂

[placid basin]

No
More hugs

Jk

[fiery rune]

@granite cave you have hugged people 9,851 times

[silent tapir]

OMG #📰・hive-updates

[summer rover]

omg when are you getting on fort

[silent tapir]

whenever I’m done with what I need to do

[glass hornet]

You are just a loser and you never wanna play with me after I promised you

[summer rover]

what do you have to do other than playing fortnite

[glass hornet]

grr

[summer rover]

get deleted

[silent tapir]

SCHOOL WORK

[glass hornet]

LOL

[silent tapir]

ISNT IT OBVIOUS 😭

[fiery rune]

no

[formal silo]

Heyo

[silent tapir]

I’m telling Jaxon you’re bullying me for having a life unlike you two

[dreamy notch]

Oi

[fiery rune]

it's obvious that you dont do school work because you dont know how to spell obvious

[silk ice]

Hello

[silent tapir]

blah blah blah witherin

stop wasting your breath

[glass hornet]

😭 hes gonna bully you

[fiery rune]

im not even talking

[silent tapir]

yes you are

[fiery rune]

no im not 😭

this is typing

[silent tapir]

ok lil bro

[fiery rune]

ovvois im typing

[summer rover]

thats why he gotta do it

[summer rover]

well you deserve it a little sometimes

[silent tapir]

That’s why u can’t become a discord mod

[glass hornet]

I also have a life and a job and school unlike some people

[silent tapir]

😛😛

[glass hornet]

Muaheheheh

[silent tapir]

no

stop talking to me

[fiery rune]

blah blah blah yedi

[glass hornet]

Okay you big baby

ill go play hive

[fiery rune]

<-- itzyedi

[silent tapir]

EXCUSE YOU

[granite cave]

[silent tapir]

You’re 5’1 that makes you a small baby

[visual wasp]

packgod ahh height

[granite cave]

Whats packgod?

[fiery rune]

you both are short

[visual wasp]

cornball YTber

[granite cave]

Ah

[silent tapir]

and what are you?

[visual wasp]

packgod, humble him 🥀🥀

[silent tapir]

short(er)

[visual plover]

but not a Linux user /silly

[granite cave]

🍎

[visual wasp]

yummy

[granite cave]

Eat it....

😈

[summer rover]

who said i want to 😭

hello apple

[fiery rune]

like 6'3 or 6'4

[visual wasp]

👄

I'm 6'7

[fiery rune]

sadly i knew that was coming sooner or later

[granite cave]

🫂 why is yedi angry

[visual wasp]

lmao

[dreamy notch]

With me?

[worldly sparrow]

i might be cursed w rqing

[summer rover]

short people have short tempers 😔

[fiery rune]

lol, fr

[visual wasp]

Guess I dont have a short temper then heh

[granite cave]

🫂 am I short?

[summer rover]

idk are you?

[dreamy notch]

I’m short but I don’t have a short temper

[granite cave]

Idk...

[dreamy notch]

[worldly sparrow]

cant be as short as someone here

[glass hornet]

Yes

[visual wasp]

Who here's 4'11 be honest

[dreamy notch]

Yayyyy

[granite cave]

Have apple 🍎

[fiery rune]

@latent pawn is

[dreamy notch]

I’m over 5 feet under 6 feet

[visual wasp]

rip

[granite cave]

Yedi?

[glass hornet]

I have a texture pack to install give me a sec

[dreamy notch]

I already did 😭 it was my breakfast

[honest forge]

If I become short can I has aple

[dreamy notch]

I’m in a class rn dw

[silent tapir]

Can you stop

[summer rover]

how tall is the apple

[honest forge]

Good. Keep that doctor FAR away.

[silent tapir]

I’m tired of you guys rubbing that in my freaking face

[dreamy notch]

My parents are doctors tho ;-;

[visual wasp]

5 inches

[worldly sparrow]

bro yedi is a syno for the word short

[honest forge]

Wanna be Batman?

[granite cave]

What? I didn't mean that

[dreamy notch]

You don’t have to be in the hive chat…

[dreamy notch]

That’s dark 😭😭

[granite cave]

🫂

[honest forge]

You don’t have to be bullying the poor guy

[silent tapir]

ok bro don’t act like I’m doing something wrong simpson

[granite cave]

😭

[honest forge]

Not unlike the cowl

[dreamy notch]

I didn’t even say anything to him tho lmao

[silent tapir]

you just did

[honest forge]

You just told him to leave

[fiery rune]

@summer rover you were right

[silent tapir]

the heck?

[worldly sparrow]

these short ppl again

[dreamy notch]

I said he always has the option. I never told him to

[granite cave]

Yedi are you alright?

Do you need to to talk?

[silent tapir]

no I’m dying

[fiery rune]

@silent tapir buddy, you can't be calling lily short
And then going onto getting mad at people calling you short
Grow up

[granite cave]

Please enter my office and tell me whats wrong

[silent tapir]

It’s a joke gang

you need to grow up

[dreamy notch]

Fr

[empty geyser]

Hi

[silent tapir]

Like shut up

A JOKE

[dreamy notch]

Short

[granite cave]

Hello

[visual wasp]

What's considered short? As a 5'8 person am I short? 😭

[dreamy notch]

No ur tall

[honest forge]

This also seems like a joke though

[visual wasp]

yay

[granite cave]

Yedi calm down, no need for caps

[fiery rune]

And were we not joking about you being short?

[silent tapir]

calm down?

[dreamy notch]

He’s starting a temper tantrum 😭

[silent tapir]

you look like a temper tantrum with all of your ragebait

[fiery rune]

Let him continue with the caps, then we won't have to hear from him because he'll be muted

[dreamy notch]

Fr

[honest forge]

Dude if you’re an aspiring teacher and can’t handle childish behavior, I have some bad news for you 😭😭

[visual wasp]

I don't understand being angry over height, I'd love being roasted for being short lol it's funny

[dreamy notch]

I gotta get to my class now ttyl

[silent tapir]

muted because yall are jumping me?

[granite cave]

🫂 maybe

[glass hornet]

💀

[fiery rune]

muted becuase you started it?

[granite cave]

I dont swing that way

[silent tapir]

I didn’t start it

[honest forge]

😭😭

[glass hornet]

Whats happening

[dreamy notch]

I’m still in the class lmao

[silent tapir]

I’m being jumped rn

[granite cave]

War

[visual wasp]

If I were overweight I'd wanna be roasted like caseoh too lol

[glass hornet]

Oh then I wont even get on rn then 😭

[granite cave]

😭 😭

[dreamy notch]

Dwwww

[strange pike]

wha

[fiery rune]

Yedi called you short, and then started getting mad after being called short

[worldly sparrow]

@silent tapir ur the shortest person ever

[glass hornet]

Oh. seems about right

[granite cave]

Yedi why dont we all just hug it out

[summer rover]

absolute cinema

[visual wasp]

❗️ Five shockingly shocking facts that will shock you, watch until the end for the most shocking fact ❗️

[silent tapir]

It’s not the first time it happened

[wispy girder]

Hello, Hive Legends.

[granite cave]

Number 1: 🍎

[honest forge]

ELLIOT

[latent pawn]

These lies on my name!

[honest forge]

HI

[visual wasp]

Well hewwo pwincess

[granite cave]

🫂 dont disappear again!

[glass hornet]

Stop arguing guys

[visual wasp]

Can u call me pwincess back

[granite cave]

@honest forge I saw that 🫂

[silent tapir]

wth is this community

[wispy girder]

I'll always come back. 🫂

[silent tapir]

Being jumped because I get mad at a joke being taken too far

[fiery rune]

ohh, so it's not the first time that it happened
so that must mean everything is okay about it, right?
because that makes sense

i killed a man once, and then i did it again and it was all right

[honest forge]

But it’s fun

[honest forge]

😀

[visual wasp]

Bros William Afton

[glass hornet]

😭

[granite cave]

Elliot Afton confirmed

[visual wasp]

The purple guy

[granite cave]

😭 nice

[honest forge]

Real

[glass hornet]

Id say I relate, but I get jumped for entirely different reasons

[silent tapir]

that’s different

[worldly sparrow]

gotta keep the argument as short as the person they're arguin abt

[granite cave]

Liking apple pizza with mayo?

[fiery rune]

The legend, the king, HyperElliott

[visual wasp]

Ayo what was that message

[honest forge]

Peak writing

[granite cave]

😈

[glass hornet]

No like rumors and controversy

[silent tapir]

instead of being disgustingly rude, just don’t get involved

[worldly sparrow]

@honest forge wants some 5 kids

[glass hornet]

Or Harassment for existing

[granite cave]

🫂 me no like that

[honest forge]

I’m actually so proud of that 😭😭

[granite cave]

🫂 DONT say it

[glass hornet]

🫂 okay okay

[rough surge]

[granite cave]

🫂 get hugged

[visual wasp]

I think half the hive community are animatronics the way they play

[trim oxide]

[rough surge]

🫂

[visual wasp]

Seek and hide

[worldly sparrow]

joker lets get to bed

[fiery rune]

I'll stop, I was just defending you being called short and then the person who called you short getting called short and then getting all mad and everything..

[visual wasp]

whoa

[fiery rune]

me

[worldly sparrow]

dw im batman

[glass hornet]

you can defend me on more serious matters

[visual wasp]

whoa batman....I thought we were just friends...

[summer rover]

anyways who tryna hop on fortnite 1v1 ffa with brainrot guns

[fiery rune]

is that like a serious message 😭

[silent tapir]

you are defending her because I called her short as a joke while you guys just rub it in my face and take it too far

[summer rover]

yes

[worldly sparrow]

no GET IN the bed (i wish it was all caps )

[silent tapir]

WTH

[summer rover]

i played it with miu and yedi yesterday

[glass hornet]

Calm down yedi 😭

[visual wasp]

😳

[silent tapir]

DMs

[fiery rune]

And who said we weren't calling you short as a joke 😭 🙏

[granite cave]

Yedi im sorry

[worldly sparrow]

dude whats wrong w being short

[rough surge]

bro what happened 😭 this chat is tweaked

[fiery rune]

fr though

[visual wasp]

Short people can walk under doors it's pretty cool

[granite cave]

Yedi called cinna short and everyone called him short and now we're here

[honest forge]

I will be your knight

[vestal spoke]

i dont come here to often anymore

[worldly sparrow]

only thing is they need a chair to get to the toilet seat

[summer rover]

good

[rough surge]

bro who cares 😭 who all got offended over being called short?

[visual wasp]

Short kings gather here ✌️

[honest forge]

You have a higher stealth stat

In terms of combat that’s an advantage

However, the lack of reach gives you a disadvantage against a taller opponent, who can attack from more angles

[rough surge]

[granite cave]

Ik 🫂

[fiery rune]

I findeth thy antics amusing.

[vestal spoke]

why was bro getting mad 😭

[granite cave]

🫂 idk cute pfp

[honest forge]

Forgot to take his nap

[vestal spoke]

thank you! <3

[rough surge]

people getting mad over getting called short in a mc discord server 🫂

[visual wasp]

I would tell the short people to reach for the stars in life.....but yea

[silent tapir]

You guys are taking it too far

[vestal spoke]

bro is a child

[worldly sparrow]

wrong u can kick them in uh something if ur lucky enough

[fiery rune]

im seeing that now

[honest forge]

Your leg won’t reach

[granite cave]

😭 ykw

Imma do the same

[vestal spoke]

its okay im 5'1 bro

[silent tapir]

Don’t get involved bro

[honest forge]

Oh damn it is

[light lagoon]

has anyone here watched marvel zombies

[silent tapir]

im not in the mood

[rough surge]

😭 🙏

[fiery rune]

we called yedi out guys for being a hypocrite, we can stop with all the small comments now

[visual wasp]

Remember short peeps that it's almost Christmas, I heard Santa's hiring

[vestal spoke]

bro how am i getting involved don't come at me

[granite cave]

Then leave respectfully

[vestal spoke]

bro doesn't know how to get off discord

[silent tapir]

Im jus saying to avoid all this drama

[honest forge]

Not yet, and I can’t tell whether or not your pfp is Jensen Ackles

[vestal spoke]

😭😭🙏🙏

[worldly sparrow]

how short is ur imaginary short

[granite cave]

I angry that yall hate apples!!!!

[silent tapir]

EZCUSE ME

[honest forge]

Idk

Chilchuck sized

[light lagoon]

rf noo. thats joe goldberg

[silent tapir]

who said I didn’t take my nap

[honest forge]

Oh lol 😭

[granite cave]

Me

[visual wasp]

Could be worse, could be 4'11 AND 6 feet side ways

[fiery rune]

me

[vestal spoke]

i mean did you

[worldly sparrow]

was talkin bt as short as uhm a toddler maybe

[granite cave]

😆

[light lagoon]

if you watched the series called you

[silent tapir]

im too old for naps

[fiery rune]

[summer rover]

@silent tapir when you hopping on fortnite

[honest forge]

3’7 is my fictional short

[granite cave]

Grampa its time for bed

[visual wasp]

Usually it's the old ones taking the naps ol son

[silent tapir]

I’m busy with school work

[shrewd elbow]

It was kinda mid bro I like the one from the comics more bro

[vague adder]

Haha

[summer rover]

i know that i said when

[acoustic lichen]

Personally a 6’7 type guy myself but yk heh

[light lagoon]

blade aura farm is crazy

[glass hornet]

Sigh

[visual wasp]

hot take but Marvel has been mid for a while

[vestal spoke]

been ages how are you

[granite cave]

Agreed

[silent tapir]

Who wants to go to a tralaltello tralalal concert

[worldly sparrow]

if i heard that terrible ASS terrible 6 7 joke again

[shrewd elbow]

I agree bro

[honest forge]

At this point marvel movies are a genre

There are some good ones and some bad ones, and to lump them together is a sin

[granite cave]

What

[visual wasp]

Get out

[fiery rune]

Then just ignore all of us
If we're annoying you, and most likely distracting you

Then just turn off your phone
All of our small little comments don't mean anything, if we're acting like little kids then just ignore us

[vestal spoke]

6 7

[silent tapir]

LOL

[granite cave]

😭

[light lagoon]

when captain marvel and ikaris were fighting, i got confused that ikaris is zombie or not

[visual wasp]

Hey thats my height

[light lagoon]

cuuz like his skin color is different

[acoustic lichen]

Doing well after since I’m realizing I’m hitting unc status

[silent tapir]

I just started the school work I need to finish bro

[vestal spoke]

oh!

[silent tapir]

so I’m not busy busy

[light lagoon]

green skin colour

[vestal spoke]

bro i hit that days ago

[trail echo]

meow

[visual wasp]

meoww

Who's ready for this years winter arc

[acoustic lichen]

I forget sometimes what age I am lowkey even tho these days go by fast

[visual wasp]

Im gonna get so jacked

[worldly sparrow]

do it again, meow for me please 🤤

[granite cave]

Yall like apples?

[visual wasp]

ok....

[vague adder]

LoL

[glass hornet]

ill handle it go do your work

[crude iron]

holy sigma

[visual wasp]

on skibidi

[granite cave]

Rezy

[worldly sparrow]

MEOW joker

[granite cave]

😈

[worldly sparrow]

meow for me

[visual wasp]

And tung tung tung sahur

[fiery rune]

...

[visual wasp]

meowww

[fiery rune]

😭 waht?

[crude iron]

yeh bro

[crude iron]

hi

[granite cave]

🫂 have a hug

[worldly sparrow]

😳 🤤

[glass hornet]

You heard her you are a sigma

[summer rover]

1v1 me on fortnite brainrot 1v1, i won't use the 6 7 gun trust

[granite cave]

What

[visual wasp]

💀

[crude iron]

have a drink

[vague adder]

Aaa

[acoustic lichen]

Very 6 7 of them

[visual wasp]

Where's mine

[granite cave]

Bet...🥲 my heart exploded

[glass hornet]

Zavy I didn't even see you

🫂

[crude iron]

[acoustic lichen]

And now you do, howdy howdy 🫂

[worldly sparrow]

sorry my apple

[glass hornet]

how are you

[crude iron]

double chances

[granite cave]

🫂

[worldly sparrow]

🫂

[visual wasp]

Wonder what an iridium apple tastes like

[fiery rune]

clankstar disagrees ):

[rough surge]

[worldly sparrow]

iridiumus

[acoustic lichen]

Going good, just fighting sickness bc I’m literally a sigma, how are you

[glass hornet]

Clank is a certified hater 🥀

[visual wasp]

Does it taste like skittles? I wuv skittles

[worldly sparrow]

sour yellowish apple but its actually gray

[glass hornet]

Doing better than I was the day before so thats always good I suppose

[visual wasp]

oh hot take but dark chocolate solos milk chocolate

The darker the better

[fiery rune]

[trail echo]

John Hive

[acoustic lichen]

Another day, another dollar. There is always a new day

[vague adder]

Yes

[visual wasp]

Another dollar for Vegas

[acoustic lichen]

This is def a sign to gamble

[glass hornet]

Idk about the cool part, im definitely the coolest. But you are indeed a goof ball.

[visual wasp]

Do I look like a guy who gambles

[vague adder]

Yes

All or nothing guy

[visual wasp]

Do I really look like a guy with a plan

[vague adder]

No

[fiery rune]

i dont even know the context of that message

[vague adder]

Why

[fiery rune]

because someone deleted the message i was replying to

[visual wasp]

[vague adder]

Dont you know it

Huh huh?

Yes?

[glass hornet]

[visual wasp]

This server needs a new class of player....and I'm gonna give it to 'em

[worldly sparrow]

i ship @fiery rune with @trail echo

[fiery rune]

im cool

[vague adder]

Youd spend all your retirement money on the digital casinos

[trail echo]

??

[fiery rune]

ew

[trail echo]

im with @lavish fog already

[worldly sparrow]

ive always shipped randoms

[worldly sparrow]

oh mb

[iron bone]

that’s funny

[glass hornet]

I ship @fiery rune with @merry laurel

[fiery rune]

no? 😭

[worldly sparrow]

aint that ur bf

[vague adder]

Why not

[fiery rune]

yessir

[visual wasp]

I'm a business tycoon, I'm loaded in minecoins and v-bucks

[fiery rune]

@merry laurel pookie

[glass hornet]

yeah, they bromance

[visual wasp]

I wanna be a pookie

Who's pookie can i be

[fiery rune]

@worldly sparrow

[worldly sparrow]

beware they might like eachothers and leave u in the dark

[visual wasp]

lmao

[glass hornet]

[acoustic lichen]

Always a curse that follows up

[fiery rune]

i think it's sadly only a one side bromance

[vague adder]

I sent taigerman09 to space

Kicked him

[glass hornet]

CRYING

[worldly sparrow]

ive never had a class crush i somehow end up w chopped ppl

[visual wasp]

Oficey?

[acoustic lichen]

lol I feel that

[worldly sparrow]

whos oficey

is that a chopped lad

[visual wasp]

lol hive YouTuber who gets roasted for being chopped and massive even tho we don't know what he looks like

[worldly sparrow]

oh

[fiery rune]

🍔

[visual wasp]

Accurate

[fiery skiff]

bored

[visual wasp]

Im the bordest

[fiery rune]

he face revealed by accident im pretty sure
he was trying to show someone his face in dms but opened them on stream by accident

[worldly sparrow]

bro i hate when im erasing something and i accidentally click on ctrl and + instead of ctrl and bksp

[fiery skiff]

bored+++ full control

[visual wasp]

I'm the biggest bird

[worldly sparrow]

u were supposed to say "why so serious" joker 🙏

[visual wasp]

Why tho theriouth

[worldly sparrow]

heheh heheheh hehehehemmph 🗣️🔥

[vague adder]

Welcome

[fiery rune]

Welcome

[visual wasp]

tank u tank u

[fiery rune]

yw yw

against EULA

lol

[half goblet]

When swarms will come out guys

[fiery rune]

he was banned

[visual wasp]

Ith Thith therver for thpeshial people like me

[worldly sparrow]

bro got banned 🙏

[visual wasp]

Next month

[fiery rune]

2045

or 2067

[visual wasp]

No 6767

[prisma cairn]

Gng what to do during a blackout 💔

[vague adder]

ynw ynw

[fiery rune]

that's too far away ):

[vague adder]

Get a robot body

[visual wasp]

😥

[fiery rune]

sleep

[vague adder]

Yayyy

[glass hornet]

Ive returned with food

[visual wasp]

meow

[fiery rune]

what food?

[visual wasp]

Is it an iridium apple?

[glass hornet]

Fried rice and sushi

[vague adder]

I survived a 50 cal with no shirt woooooo

[visual wasp]

Aw

Chat who's the most chopped hive youtuber

[fiery rune]

[glass hornet]

Manocalm

[vague adder]

@lean quest

U hiding in this chat

[visual wasp]

true

[fiery rune]

i knew that was coming

[pale dove]

idk

[vague adder]

Encouraging rule breaking hermmm

[lean quest]

do i know you

[visual wasp]

Manochopped

[glass hornet]

[glass hornet]

LOL

[fiery rune]

IckyNutella

[vague adder]

U autoclick?

[prisma cairn]

I jus woke up

[lean quest]

its my username

[vague adder]

U do it?

[lean quest]

nah

[prisma cairn]

I swear if I still have clases

[vague adder]

U do

[lean quest]

wanna 1v1 tho

add motorjewel67872 if you do

[prisma cairn]

After an earthquake and tsunami gng 💔💔

[vague adder]

Aaaa

[visual wasp]

IckyNutella vs Manochopped battle of the roleplayers

[prisma cairn]

Well tsunami wasn't in my area but I live in a coastal city so

[vague adder]

Yes, just an e.q. and tsunami aint gonna cut it

[prisma cairn]

Gonna overthrow the government

[vague adder]

Its so minor

[visual wasp]

Nah just hive so I can add treasure wars back real quick

[brazen laurel]

[prisma cairn]

Treasure wars so peak

[prisma cairn]

Oh wait

We already did

[visual wasp]

Honestly Hive should really just add Treasure Wars as a gamemode inside of bedwars

[brazen laurel]

You from Napal or?

[lean quest]

nah treasure wars is too good bw would die

[prisma cairn]

Nah

[visual wasp]

Screw manor or megas or whatever's there, replace it with tw

[fiery rune]

manor and mega is out rn

[brazen laurel]

A bit too late for that outside of CS's ngl

[fiery rune]

hive said they'll remove manor but they never did

[glass hornet]

[visual wasp]

Lol for years they were also gonna remove sky megas cause it was a limited time gamemode

While we are at it I want Sky Royale back

[vague adder]

Bw is getting deleted

Hehe

[fiery rune]

that game was so good, just never filled
hive should add their own bots

just for that game

[vague adder]

It was unfair

[visual wasp]

I think hive already has plenty of bots

[fiery rune]

it does 😭

[vague adder]

Couple of bots named "nons"

[fiery rune]

it has bots like mr Yes bot over here

[vague adder]

Yes

[visual wasp]

yeth

[vague adder]

I even got warned for that lol

Yes

[fiery rune]

why? you've only said it like 710 times

[visual wasp]

Alright hivers, we're gonna all convince Evident and DannyIsDahBomb to come back and we're gonna revive the Hive 🐝

Make Hive Great Again

[shrewd elbow]

We also need supergamerdx bro

[fiery rune]

evident still streams hive and plays it on his second channel

[visual wasp]

He isnt as influential tho

As when he did that on his main

[fiery rune]

probably because he hates the community and players now

[visual wasp]

Honestly dont blame him tho

[fiery rune]

plus hive is just overall kinda boring now

im just waiting for skyblock

[visual wasp]

If they wanna make hive popular, they need skyblock to be added to the main server instead of having a separate server

Unless that separate server will be a displayed server

[fiery rune]

then it will be like hypixel

[fiery rune]

it will be featured

[brazen laurel]

I'm at the point where Ima make concepts for it for my personal enjoyment during the wait lol

[granite garden]

is that even coming out

[fiery rune]

you should post some in hive art

[visual wasp]

Isnt that what they're striving for 😭

[fiery rune]

who knows

[granite garden]

ion think so

[fiery rune]

probably not
what i mean by being like hypixel, is releasing skyblock in the same server will kill the other gamemodes

[latent pawn]

It’s coming out the same time as swarms

[latent pawn]

Aka never

[brazen laurel]

Perchance, but I've also got a hand going out, so maybe I can attribute to the project at some point

[visual wasp]

Thas' true

[fiery rune]

hopefully not

[granite garden]

few decades

[visual wasp]

I'm ready for Hive Ultimate+ rank already

[latent pawn]

That’s a subscription for 20 bucks a month

[visual wasp]

We need the glorious $100 hive rank

[fiery rune]

i lowkey hope it is
because then it will fullfill all of my egangster dreams and i can flex how much i dont have a life with my scammed online money

[visual wasp]

Irl we flex muscles, in game we flex our cosmetics and ranks

[latent pawn]

That is such a WitherinRose900 quote

[latent pawn]

Precisely

[worldly sparrow]

5

[latent pawn]

4

[fiery rune]

2

[granite garden]

3

[fiery rune]

HA

[granite garden]

change it to 2

I said it first

[fiery rune]

nuhuh

[granite garden]

yuh uh

[visual wasp]

Start over

5

[fiery rune]

):

[granite garden]

delete allat then

[fiery rune]

4

[latent pawn]

3

[granite garden]

2

[fiery rune]

2

3

[granite garden]

wither

[fiery rune]

5

[summer rover]

6 7

[fiery rune]

7

[latent pawn]

3

[glass hornet]

8

[fiery rune]

0

[glass hornet]

BRO

[worldly sparrow]

7

[visual wasp]

69

[latent pawn]

2

[granite garden]

😓

[worldly sparrow]

3

[fiery rune]

the mods love us

[granite garden]

yum

[worldly sparrow]

0

[visual wasp]

2

[glass hornet]

You guys dunno how to count

[fiery rune]

1

[worldly sparrow]

5

[glass hornet]

.

[visual wasp]

-0

[fiery rune]

-1

[worldly sparrow]

-3

[fiery rune]

-2

[latent pawn]

A

[visual wasp]

B

[fiery rune]

b

[latent pawn]

C

[fiery rune]

h

[visual wasp]

Z

[fiery rune]

GG

[latent pawn]

$

[visual wasp]

Hive change this to the counting channel

[glass hornet]

(ｰдｰ) no

[fiery rune]

I SWEAR

[visual wasp]

yeth we need it

[fiery rune]

i got another damn friend request

from someone with no linked account

trying to sell me stuff

[glass hornet]

TWINN

[visual wasp]

You get friend requests? 😥

Lucky

[worldly sparrow]

9

[glass hornet]

10

[visual wasp]

6

[glass hornet]

[worldly sparrow]

56°

[visual wasp]

57°

[fiery rune]

0801°

[fiery rune]

[visual wasp]

-0°

[summer rover]

alphabet soup

[worldly sparrow]

(x+18)(x-18)

[thorn flint]

anyone down to vc and play bedwars

i just started again

[worldly sparrow]

^2

[glass hornet]

[naive tide]

same 😭

[visual wasp]

https://discord.com/channels/195265653425307649/511625024042434561

[silent tapir]

I’m getting on Fortnite in the next hour

@glass hornet

[shut egret]

tt

[fiery rune]

letme in that fortnite party

[glass hornet]

Okaaay

[fiery rune]

im gonna smoke all of you

[silent tapir]

no

[fiery rune]

):

[glass hornet]

@summer rover get a load of this guy

[glass hornet]

You can join

[fiery rune]

i fortnite pro

[shut egret]

I cant buy Hive+ or ultimate because my country considers as a restricted area sss

[naive tide]

[fiery rune]

YAY

[glass hornet]

you can smoke me dw

[summer rover]

😰😰

[summer rover]

okay

[silent tapir]

We will play Fortnite festival and then PvP

[outer lark]

Yo fellow Hive VIP

[silent tapir]

Ima smoke all of you guys

[fiery rune]

[fiery rune]

ccap

[errant field]

do u listen to ive

[glass hornet]

Says the person that got 1 pumped by someone who's bad at shooters

(´；ω；`)

[fiery rune]

no, should i check them out?

[errant field]

yes dawg

ive is my fav group

[summer rover]

other way around

[silent tapir]

I said I will smoke yall in fn festival