#pets
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who's hjalmar😭
Shitlips
he stares at my bf with fire in his eyes it’s so funny
💀
SHITLIPS IS AWESOME
when i get home smelling like other cats he gives me the cold shoulder
why is his name shitlips
He knows you cucked him
Yea it is
it s saw mouse
Chad

Not really my cats but i love taking care of them and giving them milk. Bunch of cutie pies.
I somewhere heard that milk is bad for cats when you dont do water in it, may be wrong though
Thought you was being some kinda crazy supah cringe super vet but
turns out i was the cringe
I just heard that and wanted to share my thoughts because maybe someone else would know for sure.
Im mostly joking lol
I see xD i have trouble seeing that online lol
Thats alrighty its difficult lol
My condolences
Im not really sad she's gone, 14 happy years that ended with two days of pain. I'm relieved she isn't suffering anymore.
That's true
True
I have her daughter (13)
We gon take extra care of her
Vet check up next week or so
so u have 13 cats now?
No, 13 is her age, I have 6 cats now
oh
munchkins

So many floofs
the btich
My great grandma has a dog like that and it hates my guts
I cant even walk down the fucking hallway without getting yipped at
nah this one is peacefull
but she's really annoying when she sees a dog
until it smells him
then she chills
but yeah
she cool
she also gets really excited when guests come
Fat little shite
Dog
Yes such a pretty girl
I want a shiba so bad
Normally they don’t like to listen to people a lot, but she’s been surprisingly obedient 
Here is a pet of mine. She is well behaved
you have balls of steel
She likes it in there mate
Different dogs have different needs 
dog is micolash
Yeah like him, she needs some kind of enclosed den to retreat to
Besides i always keep it open, but she still likes to spend most of her time in there
i would like a braz. wandering spider. they look great but uh are far more deadly than widows 
Gonna stick to other spiders for now 
Pretty sure wandering spiders are also more defensive
Mfers be slamming thier front legs at you
theyre just trying to hold your hand 
Also deadly viagra
top 10 secrets the drug companies dont want you to know
Free Viagra
I dont want to click on it but what is that? Seems like some sort of black widow although that's probably not it
It is a black widow
arachnophobia intrnsifies where on earth do they live anyways?
Widows live all over the earth
sometimes brown
Theyre not really that dangerous
Like the least-dangerous dangerous spider
I too have arachnophobia
Its helping me get over it
Well glad to hear that
I also have this wolf spider
Interesting
Tarantulas and web spinners will be coming soon once it warms up again 
Cute cat
Omg I love russian blues so cute
Did somebody mention cats?
Shesus, how big is your eight legged friend lol
at least 1 whole spider size
Yep, he’s our house coke fiend


So are we going to measure everything in spiders from now on?
So how long is one spider in feet?
holy shit thats so cool
great question
you decide
thankYou
Did she like them?
Cute dog
my beast
adorable, totally looks like it'll bite me hahah
itll kill you in one snap
What's its name
my old pet turtle, Tuck
tuck on reef
Ye
My pet cornsnake Sirris!
Holy noodle of cuteness
I guess it's one mouse a week or something like that
Snake eats mice
Yeah
The cutest!
If I may ask ||do they live or are they already dead?||
Every animal can
Poor rabbit
a doll
Used to do live. Now I do dead.
Less pain for every party, i like that.
Cat
Why are you looking at me like that
My cutie lil saasy kitkit
Dog !
My dog is like .__.

This is my dog Roscoe
He’s 13 years old and has been such a joy
However he’s been diagnosed with Kidney Shutdowns, meaning he is dying sadly, but none the less I love him to death, could t have asked for a better friend in life send him some love if you guys can
This is mishka
dog
😛

The dog is happy

ham

My mf dog has a foot fetish
Hey mine too!
She chews on shoes, slippers, anything that has been in close contact with feet
HUGGJNG MY HJAL!!!
MY BELOVED SHITLIPS
no she's just 5 ft
💪
Absolute UNIT of a cat
AHHH LOOK AT HIM HES THE MOST AMAZING THING IVE EVER SEN
i love him so much. i would die for him. he’s so cute…
pic doesnt LOAD
LOL
He’s so big now omg
I still remember when you first got him
He giving a big 'ol hug
what breed tho
..I don't know. He's brown.
many pets
HE'S HUGE
Gudboi breed
This was my old boy called blue the day before he had to leave us for heaven he was 11 years old he had aggressive cancer but he stayed strong till the end and was not scared 🐶 😇
I love your gud boi, bless him
Thankyou he was unique for his breed he was a Staffordshire bull terrier crossed with a pit bull and he never harmed anyone during his life he used to chase flys and drink milk like a cat because he grew up with them lmao 🤣
truly one of the best specimens i’ve ever seen in my life
cat
excellent cat indeed
Looks like my paralysis demon
My dog is playbiting too hard and made me bleed 
az
Loool
maybe they just don't like you
No she does
It’s teething time for her
10 weeks
Hjal licking his balls in front of Weezer.
HE'S THE BEST
HIS TAIL!

Lmao
is it eats beer :/


This bitch is going to die
RIP
Radiance had it coming
EWWW is that a fly?
Thats clearly a horse
How is that so detailed wtf
el cat
I have that same fish toy for my cats omg
I think every cat owner has one.
Honestly probably
Little printed snake
Gib me
did you pet the snake

If these small ones bite you the chances of your surviving is likely around 15%
And that too considering i practically live in a hospital

I am grateful it didn't bite me or anyone around
We just caught it and left it somewhere far away


The boy
yalls cats be praising the sun
at least put a spoiler 🥲

all spiders deserve to be burned
i wouldn’t go that far
i would
L+ratio
- cope + mald + chug that copium + can't beat a souls game + counter argument
GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
@worthy tendon stop spamming in random channels
i was getting ghost pinged 
alright just be more careful
My derpy boi was diagnosed with cancer this week…


Where is the coop discord?
Thanks
Yeah some people are arachnophobic so it’s always good to be safe and spoiler tag it.
I have arachnophobia 
So sad for u, some are afraid of dogs... should one tag every pic of dogs with -spoiler-, just in case someone is afraid of it...
LMAO
💀 rip this generation
well most people who are afraid of dogs arent scared of the way they look
arachnophobia is also a much more common fear so
dude imagine if neanderthals had phobias
and when hunting down a mammoth, one of them would be like 'aight guys im scared of that shit, you go ahead'
what generation lol
isnt it too harsh to judge a whole generation by their phobia
isnt this hate speech
Forgot the other rat*
did you cat ever tried to eat the mouse?
Rat
no
because we're not bad pet owners 

how do i convince my mother to let me have rats they are so cute
His name is Chopper and he is a poodle
tony tony chopper
One thing you can do to let her understand you want them and actually care for them is to gather information about the animal. Once you have enough information tell them about that and you should be good to go. Some parents probably dont like rats for the sake of not liking them, especially with animals such as lizards, snakes or tarantulas. I wish you luck that you can get some rats.
thanks for the advice, my mom dislikes them but my dad loves them so maybe i can do some negotiating lol
Good luck with that :)
Teddy Doodles
oglydoogle😭🥺belyflop
losser

HUGE
The evil kid from toy story irl
rabbit 
She getting so big 
Sleepy blep
Because of my stupidness and following inability to take care of something that moves and needs much attention I introduce you to my pet
Gerard
Not Geralt? Missed opportunity lol
#food for the vegans
freddie pix 
Majestic floof
Can you give me an adress to steal such a floof?
One cat rarely comes alone
Not going there anytime soon
ball
Kipling asked me to introduce him to his first (possibly) rare fellow floof breed ever …
I'll steal that floof
his best invader impression doesn’t intimidate you? Odd
I've never seen anyone being intimidated by a cat
She’s a Himalayan purebred @light quiver
Close! He’s a Birman but the lynx point seal coloring. As a kitten found him under a porch, vet said he was Himalayan (all white)
Grew into white tiger. Got real lucky cause his breed loves outdoors, acts like a puppy. Missy is beautiful 😻
Box for stinky cats. . .
He's just liquid
Unpopular opinion: dogs are cute floofs too
true opinion
Thank you
🥰
guess I’m not popular then, all floofs deserve boops on snoot. Many.
@upbeat light where cat
I was talking about my cat but that’s cool to know
Boop its nose
Nvm
Cute dog
@mild laurel
Me when I'm cat
proceeds to throw you out the window (I'm a dog person)
i got a new puppy 🙂
Cutest gurl
Precious bby awwe
Cuddly crabo
why does that look just like my cat lmao
Luxurious tail. Mega floof.
Floof beard
Smol head. Big floof.
Floof
Off to #danksouls with you
Why you did this
It was my actual pet
Haha nah I meant those breeds are close/from same place 🙃
Luxurious tail = luxurious 4 vacuum cleaners. Must brush him every day 🥲
Bonus sassy floof
scrunkly dog
Sleepy boi
He was asleep so we braided the dog's tail floof
Then perish
I shall
bring garfield some lasag
How can you be hungry when cat schleeps on you
Aren't you satisfied by her presence
Shame


By the laws of cats you shall not wake it up or move too much
Issa baby
This is Timmy
Cat and pickaxe
that really is a cat and a pickaxe
Literally just him today. Naming him Thanatos. One of my favorite gods. Thought about Shinigami to go with the Japanese buildings, but they're more than one entity. I couldn't find small Greek looking stuff 😭😭
Nice cat
miau
Hrnngh… dœg
random cat encounter
Catch it

||you are shit lipped||
Shitlips vs shitface epic rap battle


Huh?

my friend just got a betta fish too
Likely dog
dog 
dog
This fucking mutt
Ewwwww
Agreed shes trying to kill all white people
mid animals
thats a weird family tree ngl

Truly a wacky mf
I love smudges mugshot
same its awesome
elden cat
Sweetest shalquoir, perhaps?
I got all 3 swordtails in one pic yay
These are Blue Snake endler guppies with swords. They are 3 months old, and are a critically endangered species which I've decided to breed.
Female guppy grow out tank, also a betta I named Seigmeyer
This is the first in a montage set of what amounts to fish hide-and-seek. Note that this is a blackwater tank and the coloration of the water is naturally tea-colored from the tannins given by driftwood and catapa leaf.
@worthy tendon
lmao
Fat fuck
I adopted some kittens a few days ago and they’re insane
also bonus corgi and my SW tank
What boss is in that room
stray demon
@worthy tendon
Why is there an axe above the fridge!?!?
Haha
The picture that gets weirder the longer you stare at ot
Whats in the home depot bucket
why is there a phone made outta paper under the laptop?!?!?
All the fish people have that bucket
Yeah it helps when changing out the water and all that
lmfao jfc
the bucket is what I use to do water changes on my fish tank hahahaha
my son made the phone bc he was grounded last week from his iPod so I guess he made a fake one? not sure about that really.
the axe just looks cool plus I could probably use it to defend myself if I needed to idk
Am I missing something? or does everyone only have cats or fish
ive kind of noticed that too with a few exceptions of dogs
family
those are the softest looking cats i have ever seen

she was stuck in the closet 
i heard her meowing and opened the door and there she was
she likes it in there she'll lay on the towels
my adorable little cat
blep
Not mine but i had to send this
boop
He snuggled up in my bed all by himself :3
Ye : )
This image is perfect
Warming
agony
Emo puppy
More Clownpond lore! What’s in the box labeled Polaroids?🤔

thousands of Polaroids lmao
monch
belly rub 
Nah, he hates belly rubs
Swagged out
Bloingus
That is Freddie

Shaved his ass and gave him a shower

mick donalds
Wtf his ass is bald 
yes
it got uncontrollable
Nah it got stucked and tangled and he always had the entire wildlife stuck inside it everytime he went out
Normal to shave cats who are suffering from that stuff too
Takes a few months for it to come back
Disclaimer for anyone untrained here not to attempt to shave their cats because their skin isn't like our unga human skin and will bleed easily
If I see SOMEONE trying to shave SHITLIPS I'll be having words
skin too fragile
shitlips will never be shaved
don’t you worry
he’s an indoor cat
i like the brown and white fella
Mable
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Black qnd white is zeus(he is super shy)
Good doggy
BEANS
pretty sure that’s a cat
bro that's a bird wdym
Shut up
All I see is covetous demon
Butter is 16 yo today! Lucky to still have my special lad ;-;
Aged butter
you mean you enjoying his attention
cuz he is in a good mood for his bday! right
?

my dogs name is butter
Maybe they are twins
did she break it
Doesnt seem like it
She never breaks anything
longing
Cats are insanely polite most of the time if you're careful with how you organise stuff
Only yeah what berrek said if they see it as a toy, uhoh
I'm amazed at how often a cat would avoid makeup and deodorant on a dresser table to do super jumps to get on top of a cupboard near flawlessly each time
my cat knocked over my nintendo switch at 4am and woke me up
now I never let him in my room at night
Well, it is a toy
last time he almost knocked over my tv
Lmao what is your cat
an expensive one
orange
also it's not that hard to knock over a tv since most are flatscreen now
not those big fat ones from the early 2000s
A little trolling
My other cat always knock my glasses down from the table just because
mine is just a crackhead
He even tried to steal my brother's glasses once
absolutely wack
Lmao
my cat milo is the type to literally steal food out of my hand
such as marshmallows
even though cats can't taste sweets
Sounds like something a cat would do. I hope your switch took as little damage as possible
what he doesn't know is that we're gonna eat him



u whot m8?
😍
I don’t have a pics of the others cuz I don’t use the cMera.
2 was enough

my sleepy little son
Hiding under the table


happy kitty 

Souls rat
why r the chonks legs so skinny?
idk just built that way

Is that a dog?
love them
no that is two dogs
Ah now I see thank you
Jokes aside very nice animals

Caet
Nah, it’s a hamster
Wdym all i see is a Lizard
It clearly is a t-rex
tutel!
That's clearly a fish
😍
what a cute fish
it'd be a shame if i were to eat it
Big little guy
despite all my rage
He is small
(real)
hello wikidot sus engine
bueno
Awwwwe so cute
these hats are amazing
👃
no please she's my baby
if I ever needed a cat sitter you would totally be one of my first calls 
vine boom
dumping my cat pics here
oh and a bonus dog pic
Awwwwe
graduated top of his class 
Cat
Sofa
Simple as
She just started super aggressively rubbing her face into the cushions
these two cats I saw at a drive through
Swagger dozzie
That's their drive through
O
Frim 2 days ago
Resident tithe collector.


Clone war
Depresd 
mfw they ask me to wait another 15min and then finally seat me and then have me wait another 15 min
mf'er dropped the fattest ass she could and then bolted around the house
Truly a ratsmoke moment
🙈

Cute.
TwT he so cute

Yes.
I wanna live with you and just be cat caretaker
Lol
It can be chaotic
They're not all chill like yellies (hes actually an asshole to other cats sometimes)
My kitties are like that to each other😣
He gets really jealous when I pet or let other cat on my lap
Hell come up and slap the shit outta them
Then get on my lap
This is Oscar
We stole him from the wild in my California house
This is ace, another feral fuck that now loves us
😍

Boo boos
this my cat
Brib
The 1/4 red wolf of radagon
awww
Best cat ever 
floof
Darcy
Only if I find a way to clone him. 

Prettiest cat

What creature is that
gremlin
Probably an otter
Slim has new dog?
holy fuck thats a cute dog
wtf why havent we seen this guy yet
literally coming to slim's house to kidnap the pupper

Cute cat 
which cat doesn’t 
Went visiting a village today and got a cat following us
She was hungry but so were we
So she ended up going with us up thr castle
We went past a family having picnic so she went there and got pampered and fed
Tho we met again later up the castle
Turned out she is a frequent around that part








