#pets
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The force is strong with this one
Too many cat enjoyers
nice ducks
what a beast
@grim oracle Right on, these are wild mallards 🦆.
My island is used by them as a bit of a safe haven. Each year I have over a dozen pairs nesting along the shoreline. Come baby season, I get armies of little ones chasing me all around the island whether it’s for food, company, or simply someone to be a guard as they play about
I live on island too 😎
Lmfao
My mom says u should still chop his nards unless u want to deal with new borns but thats your choice ⚗️
Idk if he even cat fugg
Can
But thats not a risk I'd take
I've dealt with new borns once and never agaib
N
Cuz for all we know he could not be a tortie and hes just got some weird colors we can't identify and he could make babies
But thats all what if🚼
More cats is good
Or so you think
Cat
oh no is she gonna start saying racial slurs
aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
awlakhelgkekjaslge

I had what I thought was a tourtise hair cat for 18yr before she passed then mum told me she was actually a calico which explains the white patches and vivid separation of color
Ue
Ye
But it's more a mesh and blend than calicos
My cat had patches that were more like a real shell than the cat breed which was what probably confused me as a kid
idk if hjal is tortoise or calico but i love him 🧡
Calico will often come with white but tortoise will sometimes have white mixed in
Ye she is calico
what is hjalmar
Why u uncover the baby
hello gnome
ace.
how have you been
to show you his butt
bad. i work at mcdonalds.
she's sleeping while sitting
good girl
like actually honestly really bad. the only thing that brings any amount of joy in my life is my cat
yeah
yeah
i hope shit gets better for you G 🫂
thank you ace i hope you’re well
i am
when are you gonna get a cat
when i move out
i almost went to popeyes today but instead i bought a bunch of cans of popeyes spinach for dinner
oh in the oven rn i got homemade cat treats i hope hjal loves them
chicken…
i went to this place this Saturday that passed and i befriended this stray cat
it was friendly as fuck it let me pet it
take him home. what will your parents do? kick it out? then they’re cruel and evil and they’ll have to live knowing they abandoned a cat
my sweet boy
place was ahlf an hour away from home they wouldve noticed
ace i’m gonna send you a hjalmar exclusive
ARE TAVERNS REAL?
yes they make good food
True Serbian catato
tru tru
Лепо лепо
Eating and drinking again
Shes starting to regain her strength back slowly
Her tummy looks caved in but ive read thats normal for sterilized catos
My cat fingus
Damn, that's some nice camera work
Good birb
Yup
That's for sure
What's the bottom cat's name? I know at cat like that called bleech
Antonee
Cute
Couse its exotic
Are they fun to pet?
Its allsow hard to maintain
Yeah
If she isn't all angry and stuff
I mean she likes everyone
She's shy at first
But i ussually anoy her and she anoyes me
literally
This is my gran grans dog it's tounge is too big for its mouth so most of the time it is sticking out
munchkin
He needs a girl to try and make babies with
he hates women
every time his sister Googly is over he gets really unhappy i think
That’s because of the “special” relationship they have, being both sister / aunt lol
You got games on your phone?
Plays fruit ninja “where’s all that food going?? I taste please?” 😝
hiiii sweet hairless kitty i love you !
“Thanks for keeping my spot warm, now GTFO!!!”
how do i get my kitty to stop kneading my head every morning
slap it
i can’t do this he will kill me
hit the pussy
i try to pick him up and place him next to me but he just goes back to my head. back to chewing on my hair.
Extra fluffy micro fleece blanket / pillow
gnome do you know what day it is today
My cat gets in a trance as soon as his paws touch some fluffy material
the 28th of october, thursday, i work 11-7
yeah it is
IT IS 201 since the start of the greek revolution.
OH! happy greek revolution day ace! eat tons of olive oil and feta cheese!!!!
just pulled up to work there were cars going around the building it’s so busy i’m gonna cry i miss my cat
ofc
No
Aw i love sphinxes so much
Oh you like sphinxes? Name 3 riddles for us
Uhhh uhhhh uhhh
Its...SO...CUTE
what walks with 4 legs when its born, 2 when it grows up and 3 when it gets older…

owned.
wait wrong monster i think fuck
she is so beautiful
braintrot
Aww basket of baby cats
New bed
veri cute
You looks like emoji
so you can buy your kitty treats 
too small
lmao i also have like 3 mugs on my desk 💀
more efficient to do like 5 at once at the end of the week
exactly


some just have coffee i made too strong or microwaved sitting in them
my cats would probably have room to sit on my desk if half of it wasnt populated with cyberpunk memorabilia and empty mugs
Floof

Wtf human mecha
Ball
Super kitten ball


fat
i am going to explode
i mean the cat is fat
Damn that's a big ass house for a big ass cat
😳
Hey y’all new here this is my dog Winston
THIS IS HJALMAR HE LOOKS LIKE A NORMAL CAT FINALLY
AAAWWWWWWWWWWW
From Road of Sacrifices
whats his name?

im good im good, been super busy with work, lot of stuff going on most days
like 8a-6p generally
not fully but like lots of work meetings throughout, so take little breaks between to game etc
how about you?
Bingus 😻
saving lives
what did u do aldia 
Little guy
stinky
☁️
W I N S T A C O
Dog
Dog
He is like a giant rat
He tries to eat toilet paper and makes nests in peoples beds
holy shit i beed a link to where you got that, it would go perfect on my boy confetti
confetti is a different dog than the one in the green jacket i posted earlier, sonya
connies the big one
he has no eyes and occasionally tries to beg the wall to give him food
@drifting jungle my brother’s girlfriend got it for him from a store she worked at
connie is amazing.
yep
behold
he got so upset that the wall wasnt giving him my taco that i had to pick him up and snuggle him
Omfg
hes the best
unlike sonya, who fucking sucks
shes literally the worst
shes so lucky shes adorable or she would never get away with half the stuff she does
i love her despite her general terribleness
Wanna see my pet
Yes
Stupid flanders
Spidus
Cameraman
Aw the little babies
all the babies!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a dog
Some creature
guh!
i eat taco
its the guh cat
Big sleeper
Your cat looking at you: “pathetic”
so much floof
gatto
Guh
🪤
Aw, i love those ears
my brothers catbhe he found on the street
it got abandoned by its feral mom and got bit by a possum
dude was on deaths door when my brother found him
names bug
the bites not shown in this photo but its pretty nasty
vet said its looking good tho
hes very friendly and loves to niblle on fingers and get belly rubs
hes fugured out hes supposed to pee in the litter bix but nit that hes supposed to squat not sit
sorry for spamming i just love this little guy
LOOK AT DA LIL MILK DRINKER WOOO ID LIKE TO SE HIM BIG N STRONG
what u did rules dude, dont worry about it
Octopus attack on land?!?!?! 😱 😱 😱
Aw i love them so much
my grandmas cat with 7 toes per paw in the front and 6 per paw in the back
You’re wrong thats a possum
booty shot..,

This dumbass jumped into the pond
dumb motherfucker
rats make the best pets, same as dogs

actual crackhead
He doesn't regret it
when are you gonna give them away other than ribbon
you gonna keep shitface as well?
ill feed on them
keep shitface :(
sheep
🤙
heres luna taking a nap after eating too much pizza
Dummy
is pizza even something that cats should be eating?
is he okay
fooofy
it's harmless
Lol silly felix ur dummy thicc
ur cat is my fav out of the ones ive seen here
very good cat
preciate that alot
They are so goddamn precious
Bro every dark souls player has Cats
i wish i had a cat
same
same
I have 6
i dont have 8
I have 114514
kat peek
Winston is not a fan of his winter jacket
😩
but cats cant eat pizza
lmao
pizza has a lot of sodium and calories
if you put garlic or onions on the pizza it reduces your cat's ability to transport red blood cells
according to google
While yes, it also has herbs and spices that can be toxic to cats
Like garlic as a prime example
not all tho
fair
the sodium in crust is also bad
Yeah
A lot of things you eat you would never think if how it could affect your animal as its such a normal thing for you
Like grapes can negatively effect your cats liver
hjalmar tries to eat everything i eat it’s so bad he climbs me to get food and i can’t let him
sometimes i let him drink from my cups though
heheh yeah
he never gets any soda but he loves spilling apple juice and licking it up
hjalmar sounds arabic
my cat always licks water from the bathtub
she will lick any water up except the one in her bowl
verycute
Sweet baby
Based cat
send him to horny jail
he is a sweet kitty
all she does is sleep smh
Fluffy baby
yeah i think shes like 2 months old
she sleeps 83% of the day
she's very energetic tho
Pretty baby
that is literally just Vordt Jr
Vordt is a mother now
who fucked vordt
ur mum
nice, white women living up to their name
Vordt made some people act up
What
it's best if you ignore it
look up rusty cage white girls
i have no idea what that is and i will 100% not be doing that
What now?
How about I don’t
rusty cage is a youtuber who makes edgy comedy music
and he has a song called white girls something dogs
100% not that guy im referencing
Nice dog
Thanks

imagine if that was real
and they legit made horse combat armor for someones dog
that helmet is made to deflect arrows and swords, but its completely horrible if u ever have to move ur neck, hence its for when ur riding horses
Aw pretty girl
no fucking way
so handsome
Thank you ramen, that's me
damn i didn't know that arbie was so handsome
curry has grown a lot
My mother’s cat and my cat
BEAUTIFUL KITTIESSS
It’s my brother’s car, but not anymore I think

Why does ur mop have feet?
4 of them

Kitty
cet

Her name is bat mouth and her favorite passtimes are kick flipping off walls, running at light speed and biting people
Also slinging her favorite toy fish at the wall and occasionally at me
She has a very unhealthy obsession with nerf darts
She loses her mind over them and its always disturbing finding highlighter green turds in the litter box
They aren’t green in general its just nerf dart chunks
She also thinks she is a raccoon
She chirps like one and steals shiny objects
Awww

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Quick yawnies b4 work
ur cat goes to work?
@drowsy galleon
Me
Quick @bleak sparrow give us some hjalmar
he’s very excited that i’m back home
he didn’t see me for three days
on my lap
Beeg baby
Adore a bluh
Handsome fella
Lol step one, prep weaponry
Step 2, practice warcry
So, what happened next, the pounce or the flop?
Just stare with intent to kill
😼 “you now know what I am capable of, try me…”
nice

I’m catsitting for the neighbors and I don’t think they like me
give it a treat
My love
I can’t get close to it
Already have a large cut on my knuckles
put treat on ground and walk away
I’ll try that next time
3/10 not sitting on the cat
I can’t get anywhere near it
Lick the cat

I have a giant scratch on my leg from them
That means they love you
My parents thought it was a razor scratch
Give the cat the pspsps
I did
Hmmm
More pspsps
And then close eyes
Look at cat and slowly close your eyes
While level with the cat
This is what a cat does when they love you
Mine swarm me to the point i cant sit anywhere without two cats on me
Also i was just joking when i said that lol
People point to those kinds of cats and say all cats are like that
Awww
@rain arch You consistently make my day, thank you 😊
💪
You gotta wear a heavy jacket and jeans for protection and maybe gloves

That face so precious
Such a pretty little thing
Showing off felix's coat. That's the sun hitting his fur. Has to be in direct sunlight for highlight
My beautiful baby
Christ my phone was two inches from my face
Blocked for life with no chance of parole
ayo, thats a cute cat
the big guys dont actually pose much harm to humans
tbh tho, id prefer a snake than a spider
Thanks she's 9 inches wide
She very cute
Cute
@cloud canyon look at shitface
Dog wit da lobsert costume
HE CHILLIN
DA DOGGGGGG
He looks done
put a spoiler on that next time holy shit
u dont need a spoiler to witness his cuteness and glory
No fuck off
Cat
Oh how pretty
Very good
I want dog
Chilling with the little guys
omg you have an orange one too
I even have a third


your orange ones face is messed up
he sees something
Not sure I'm comfortable with you just having a Pontiff's Beast like that...
Well too bad, he's a good lil boi
@marsh ermine he home
god bless
Your face is messed up
He is very handsome shut up
Adorable
Scheming, sinister, dastardly avatar of an ancient warlord. Possibly loves you. Horrible fate.
you may not appreciate my creatures luca, but I still appreciate yours
Ah, fair enough
ayyyy hamsters got a fat dart

Playing with nut
Gang
She found a comfy spot :)
Your foot
Yes
hjalmar next to a small mcdonalds cup (for size reference)
Hjalmar next to a full height representation of gnome (small mcdonalds cup)
Who is the pet now
Mcbonlbs
Very cool
Judging you
Cat sandwich
Tasty
He's been found out.
Hello pepper
That's a funny looking cat
Beeg oppossum
Poss
Opossum is good
Heelo pebber
You are truly blessed to own such an immaculate creature
Aww i love possums so much
tired
t
Good alien
Pebber

anyone know what kind of ragdoll this is
very shiny picture of my tarantula
Spoiler mark haha
yoooooo
you’ve all been blessed
Clixmax of a movie
He waits.
Cool lizard :)
Objectively tarantulas and some other spiders look pretty neat. Like jumping spiders, those are cute.
However whenever I see one my reptile brain activates the primal fear alarm
Can't stand even looking at a picture of one
Appreciate from a 50 mile distance
Anything closer and I will run
Squish
Cutie
thanky
Ashen One, don't you dare touch the darkness...
big monke/10
Nice
Prrty spider
Pebber
Little baby
SWAGGIN
That's a cryptid
He’s a Maine coon
We tested his weight and he weighs less than he looks XD
Most of it is just fur turns out
Next time i give him a bath I’ll take a pic and show
two baby cows
Lol
Sadly it used to be 3 till this old time passed
Why am I making this chat sad );
Chilling with the bestie on the stairs

Cool face
hjalmar video
That don't look like no Maine coon to me
Looks like a fat ass tabby
Maine coons are fuffly nd have weird faces
What ?
ICO is a Norwegian forest cat
Okay calm down 
Cuz he isn’t a pure bred Maine coon we got him tested
He’s a rescue
It's attacking in training to slit the throats of enemies.
Death is coming
Shitlips is so adorable
No he's a based cruelty squad fan cat
Yep lmao

stupid ass mf
Main coons don’t usually have those weird faces, the ones with them are heavily inbred
Breeders heavily inbreed main coons to get those weird ass faces
It pisses me off, i hate pure breeders
Think I heard my mom say that before but forgot ye thats shitty
hjalmar is inbred and has a normal face
i wish he wasn’t inbred
i wish he was a normal cat
he’s cute though
Inbred lol

it's not like it's the end of the world
you make it sound like 5 generations of inbreeding
he's just trailer trash not german monarchy

Adorable
he giving me the











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