pets

[lament wharf]

prettyyy

[velvet oriole]

winter

[lament wharf]

fastt too!

is that a road?

[velvet oriole]

yes

[lament wharf]

how do you drive on that

[velvet oriole]

sometimes slowly sometimes fast

[rain arch]

He got fluff

[bleak sparrow]

he’s fluffy yeah

there’s one funny pic but my face is in it lemme cover it real quick

[lament wharf]

[lament wharf]

Be careful

[bleak sparrow]

look how fluffy his head is

[lament wharf]

Gib me one please

[rain arch]

Sure

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

Give me your address

[bleak sparrow]

your cats can’t be american

[velvet oriole]

enjoyer russian cat

[lament wharf]

No they are Egyptian

[lament wharf]

Cute

[bleak sparrow]

hello russian cat

[lament wharf]

Green eyes

[bleak sparrow]

idk what he’s looking at. ignore skelly in the back

[velvet oriole]

the poster says - our goal is communism

[bleak sparrow]

awww commie cat

i have a video of hjalmar swatting my hair

[lament wharf]

nice skeleton

[small halo]

@velvet oriole are you russian

[velvet oriole]

yes

[lament wharf]

he is

[small halo]

Based

[lament wharf]

[small halo]

Best language ever

[velvet oriole]

Полностью согласен.

the poster says - CONTROL

[bleak sparrow]

hjalamr on me

he’s gotten huge

[velvet oriole]

big catoto

[small halo]

I don't speak it i really wanna learn it though

[bleak sparrow]

i spend about 75% of my paychecks on him

[velvet oriole]

if you want i can give you lessons

catato levitato

the tree says that cats are stupid

[lament wharf]

kyet

[velvet oriole]

russian birds is cats

[bleak sparrow]

#pets is really just #cats

[bleak sparrow]

i need him

tell me everything about him

[velvet oriole]

this is an old magician cat

me and white cat

[zealous chasm]

that cat is so white

[velvet oriole]

this is captain cat from soviet union

[zealous chasm]

ohshit hes pissed

[velvet oriole]

little bit

[bleak sparrow]

he matches you.

[zealous chasm]

[bleak sparrow]

hjalmar vs human hair

[velvet oriole]

me and another cat

[velvet oriole]

beautiful

[bleak sparrow]

hjalmar likes being by my head but i don’t like letting him bc sometimes he chews my hair and i dye it a lot so there’s probably a lot of bad chemicals or something

[velvet oriole]

hjalmar sound like viking name

are u viking?

[bleak sparrow]

yes he is

[bleak sparrow]

no i’m american

hjalmar is kind of like leif erickson

[velvet oriole]

interpol song

https://tenor.com/view/interpol-paul-banks-music-gif-13232914

[bleak sparrow]

i used a random name generator for Hjal but that’s also the name of a guy from the witcher so it works

when i move out i’m gonna get another cat or two or five

[velvet oriole]

10

[bleak sparrow]

as many as i can afford

with my $10/hour

[velvet oriole]

the poster says no dog walking

[bleak sparrow]

good. keep the dogs away from the cats

[mild laurel]

Free the lizard dude

[bleak sparrow]

fresh hjalmar pic from about 30 seconds ago

[grim oracle]

Since we're sending cat pictures from the distant past, I thought I might post some myself.

[velvet oriole]

lovecraft cool!

[bleak sparrow]

i just bought a lovecraft cookbook

lovecraft is so cool but he had a couple flaws. a little bit.

[grim oracle]

He has cookbooks?

[bleak sparrow]

no he didn’t make them

[grim oracle]

CEO of Bloodborne

[bleak sparrow]

the necronimicon is like lovecraft inspired recipes like uhhhh

cultists in a blanket, sacrificial lamb, etc

[grim oracle]

Lmao what

[bleak sparrow]

i forgot what it’s called but there’s a recipe that uses penguin meat and another that uses squid ink pasta

i wanna try the squid ink one

[velvet oriole]

I am waiting for you all in my Russian winter

[bleak sparrow]

he kind of looks like an overgrown rat. but he’s MY overgrown rat.

[velvet oriole]

I found many pictures of winter. if anyone wants i can show

[bleak sparrow]

send me winter pics

i miss snow

[upbeat light]

ok he looks a bit handsome there

[bleak sparrow]

he is in my lap

[mild laurel]

He’s so smol

[bleak sparrow]

HIS LITTLE HEAD

[bleak sparrow]

hjalmar closeup bc he lunged at my phone mid pic

[small halo]

ill goto russian one day

when i know the language

[velvet oriole]

i can help with this

[upbeat light]

his eyes are so sleazy

i wouldnt trust him

[upbeat light]

this one is pretty cool

[drowsy galleon]

Im gonne get a cat with a stache

And im gonna call him stalin

[upbeat light]

how are you going to get a stache on a cat

[mild laurel]

Draw it on with sharpie

[small halo]

why have you chosen this man

[drowsy galleon]

because its funny

[drowsy galleon]

every cats have staches

[upbeat light]

whiskers

cretin

[dusty onyx]

maybe he likes john wayne movies

[small halo]

fair

[velvet oriole]

John Wayne Gacy only

https://youtu.be/AUXA6sjPe-E

[mystic oak]

Hey it's my cat

[sterile forge]

ca

[mystic oak]

T

This one of my fave he so chill in da sun

Nice healthy coat

[primal shale]

Mao

[mild laurel]

That cat is so pretty

[small halo]

calicos 💜

i miss my calico ):

[zealous chasm]

[cloud canyon]

EY YOU GOT IT BACK?

[deft zealot]

yea

[cloud canyon]

[zealous chasm]

Oh Pog!

She back

[robust estuary]

POG

[zealous chasm]

[robust estuary]

Berrek do you have dog

[zealous chasm]

Yes

Salsa

[robust estuary]

YEEEEEEEEEEEE

[mild laurel]

@zealous chasm how many pets do you have total

[zealous chasm]

Cat, dog, bird

Kitty, Salsa, Kringle

[deft zealot]

AWW

[velvet oriole]

@small halo

[small halo]

Damn that looks amazing

Can't wait to get snow where I am

Where i lived for 21 years before it only snowed twice

And it was barely snow

[lament wharf]

[velvet oriole]

Detected

[lament wharf]

https://youtube.com/shorts/3-iunfUCLqw?feature=share

[lime walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-peek-a-boo-surprise-kitty-animal-gif-19248051

[lament wharf]

[lament wharf]

Tomato

[small halo]

Tomato

[zealous chasm]

Tomato

[near briar]

Yes very much yes

[rancid mist]

[lament wharf]

Why is it dark all of a sudden

Am i blind?

[lament wharf]

[upbeat light]

Can I name the small ones

[rain arch]

No

[rain arch]

Look at his ear fur

[upbeat light]

They are called scrimbo and scrumple

[rain arch]

[zealous chasm]

they are called: Fröhlich, Moxxie, Wolke, & Die Dame

Moxxie is sick of your shit

[rain arch]

[velvet oriole]

[dusty onyx]

The adorable

[rain arch]

Turn it on

[zealous chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-no-shake-funny-animals-gif-18611176

[rain arch]

Heat it up

[zealous chasm]

is that the little one from way long ago on the left?!?!?!

[rain arch]

Yeah it is curry

Him

[grim oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-yes-kitten-cat-cute-gif-17238199

[zealous chasm]

oh my god amazing

[rain arch]

Still as close as ever

[grim oracle]

Do you guys know how old the cat in Slimshadys pfp is

Hes over 8 years old

His name is Antonee

[rain arch]

Boomer cat

[zealous chasm]

they are so cute together

love that they cuddle

🥺

[grim oracle]

Him next to his buddy

[rain arch]

What they up to

[zealous chasm]

they look how i picture yousif

constant look of disdain and disappointment in us

[grim oracle]

[grim oracle]

Decapitating grass hoppers probably

Anything that moves

[trail tusk]

DS3 Fashion be like

[rain arch]

[zealous chasm]

thats BB fashion, cage of mensiscatsis

[robust estuary]

*Bag of cat

[zealous chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bag-bag-bag-cat-cat-in-bag-cattitude-gif-17696682

[robust estuary]

He is going to murder him

You can see his hatred

[zealous chasm]

he wears it to protect those he loves

luckily he loves no one

they all die tonight

[robust estuary]

🐈

[rain arch]

His favorite spot is invaded

[zealous chasm]

ohno

[trail tusk]

I can barely contain myself from melting away while looking at these little Fluffballs

[rain arch]

💪

[trail tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-cute-baby-cats-cuddle-gif-15862154

[steep mason]

What a cutie 🥺

[mild laurel]

Lol that face

[sturdy lance]

[bleak sparrow]

hiii kitties

that grey one looks like hjalmars dad

[mild laurel]

@rich pecan what are your cat’s names

[rich pecan]

Grey one is bear

white/black one is Cookie

[zealous chasm]

theyre beautiful

[rich pecan]

this one is Bella

thanks

[velvet oriole]

my macrocat

in gorshok

[lament wharf]

https://youtu.be/lREJaI0k7-w

[grim oracle]

Cat

[lament wharf]

Catjus

[lament wharf]

😡

[velvet oriole]

это мой котик

[lament wharf]

[upbeat light]

Chilling with the creature

[grim oracle]

Fat cats are awesome

[fierce coyote]

agree

[zealous chasm]

cat

[mild laurel]

Luca’s cat is awesome

[upbeat light]

Those aren't the small ones

Just how many do you have

[rain arch]

7 now

[zealous chasm]

bruh

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/894371988993355836/900746380652474398/VideoSoundRemover_1634824717081.mp4

epic embed fail

[cyan mirage]

This menu is real solid.

Does this place do delivery?

[rain arch]

no, pickup only

[cyan mirage]

I can't drive.

[cyan mirage]

You work here or do you own the place?

[rain arch]

co-owner

[cyan mirage]

Ah

[mystic oak]

danksouls but fite me

[grim oracle]

shes a sweetheart to everyone

[zealous chasm]

I love her so cute

[bleak sparrow]

he’s watching me play siege 😁

[bleak sparrow]

why does everyone else get a nice looking cat and i have a little rat demon wtf

[mystic oak]

is kitten?

[jovial nebula]

Waldo

[upbeat light]

Holy shit that's terrifying

[upbeat light]

I think God has judged you justly

[upbeat light]

This is her favourite thing

[velvet oriole]

So beautiful and perfect and pretty

[zealous chasm]

He is soooo happy I love him

[rain arch]

Living the life

[dusty onyx]

Adorable

[velvet oriole]

i wanna buy russian borzoi

[drowsy galleon]

just get a horse

[velvet oriole]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[upbeat light]

Squish

[upbeat light]

Cool dog very long

[woven sable]

Why the long face

[rain arch]

good dog

[rain arch]

good fluff

based color

[drowsy galleon]

very good cat

[velvet oriole]

cause is russian borzoi

[upbeat light]

Good cat

I agree with noyboy nice amount of fluff

[olive kite]

took my cows to graze a little

[woven sable]

They are not cow you dum dum

It's opossums

[lament wharf]

Chonks

[plush arrow]

play football w them

[olive kite]

another cow wanted to join but was slapped

[lament wharf]

Maybe make one into a ball and kick it around

[olive kite]

ended up rushing in before they could react

[lament wharf]

[mild laurel]

Omg she’s like a little baby

[upbeat light]

yeah

[lament wharf]

Peace

[trail tusk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/161297309978591233/898399188784644126/chickat.mp4

SOO CUTE

[olive kite]

feral boys

[small halo]

Take them

[olive kite]

the lads aren't too friendly

they're curious at best

[small halo]

That one on the right doesn't look incredibly fearl

Is it running

[olive kite]

they're sons of a domestic thats why

but they turned feral

[small halo]

Yeah was gonna say fully feral cats don't do that

Lay down shit near people

They'd take off

[olive kite]

they kinda do take off

hes only doing thar bc of the wooden post it seems

likes it

[small halo]

They look sweet

[olive kite]

won't let you touch them at all

[small halo]

Ye feral cats be mega sussy balls

[olive kite]

slap my hand but without pulling out their claws

[small halo]

Lucky

My grandma has a half feral cat that only lets you pet his head

If u try petting anywhere else he hooks u

[olive kite]

their mom is the neighbors cat

for legal reasons i can't say what i think of my neighbors

[small halo]

Legal reasons

Argentina

[olive kite]

but they didn't sterilize the mom so she's in a state of constant pregnancy

its sad

[small halo]

Yeah fuckers be ignorant

[olive kite]

has kittens

abandons them when the next litter is born

repeat

[olive kite]

most probably die

[small halo]

No doubt

[olive kite]

these two black ones were lucky

(relatively)

we keep em fed

along w the mom (neighbors dont seem to feed her well/at all)

[small halo]

Neighbors are rude

[trail tusk]

yo why did you steal my cats

[olive kite]

because i could

[zealous chasm]

Watching his sister (salsa) eat Bc he wants to eat the dog food

[mild laurel]

Nice socks

[rain arch]

one fit cat

[winged olive]

Berrek house tour

[mystic oak]

y are u measring ur height difference? short person syndrome?

[zealous chasm]

thanks

[zealous chasm]

wut

i am short?

[mystic oak]

r u just using a finisher move

[zealous chasm]

i dont get the joke

[mystic oak]

thats fine, vocalizing how confused u are wont get u answers but i will sho that i understand

[upbeat light]

Chilling

[upbeat light]

Minuscule

[mystic oak]

what is this some sort of scule for ants?

[grim oracle]

Fat cat

I like

Funny

[upbeat light]

yes :)

your cat is very polite

[grim oracle]

Indeed

He puts his paw on my legs when hes hungry

I didn't teach him to do that

[lament wharf]

Gentlecat?

[bleak sparrow]

my cat

is my cat ugly be honest

[zealous chasm]

I love your cat

[zealous chasm]

Beautiful

[bleak sparrow]

thank you… my coworkers said he’s really ugly

[zealous chasm]

Your coworker has bad taste

[bleak sparrow]

adding #pets was the best thing this server has ever done

[zealous chasm]

oh hes just a little guy

full grown?

such a cutie

[woven sable]

Yes, this is a pet s

[bleak sparrow]

he’s a kitten still

a very mischievous one

[woven sable]

He is a very pet
I will pet

[zealous chasm]

he seems it 😏

[bleak sparrow]

he’s laying with me now

i love him

[upbeat light]

Definitely my favourite pic of jungo

[bleak sparrow]

this one is good too

[upbeat light]

Woah there's more

These really capture his energy

[bleak sparrow]

i like how his chest has a straight line and it’s half tan and half grey

so cute kitty

he knocked this over he’s crazy

[upbeat light]

That kinda looks like you shaved half his chest

[upbeat light]

Unnerving

[bleak sparrow]

i’d die for hjalrm

he doesn’t let me sleep and that’s ok

[upbeat light]

Mine does this but less ugly

[bleak sparrow]

HES NOT UGLY

when i move out i’m getting another kitty

[upbeat light]

He's a little bit ugly

Woah what about jingo

[bleak sparrow]

he’s completely inbred leave him alone

jungo loves meeting new cats

[winged olive]

bruh

why the fuck

is he named jungo

[bleak sparrow]

he’s named Hjalmar

[winged olive]

oh

[bleak sparrow]

jungo is a nickname

[upbeat light]

Shut the fuck up gnome

[winged olive]

dont nickname him that

get rid of it

now

[bleak sparrow]

my cat my rules!

[winged olive]

[upbeat light]

Get away

Jungo is a sick name

[winged olive]

no

bruh

[upbeat light]

Best thing about him

[grim oracle]

Just name your cat ‘cat’

Ez

[winged olive]

do you not know

about jungo

[upbeat light]

I do and I do not care

[winged olive]

fucked up man

[upbeat light]

His name is jungo

[winged olive]

no

[bleak sparrow]

i think this is the funniest picture of him still

[upbeat light]

The other one is bungo

[winged olive]

bungo is good

i dont like jungo

[bleak sparrow]

we were in a bath he refused to get off my shoulder i couldn’t wash him

[upbeat light]

I'm actually not sure bungo exists I think gnome randomly picks photos of jungo and pretends it's a different cat

[upbeat light]

He looks not that ugly there

[winged olive]

jungo gives me ptsd

i dont like it

[upbeat light]

he also looks distressed

[upbeat light]

That photo would be cute if it was any other cat

[bleak sparrow]

WHYYY

[upbeat light]

Look at his face idk

[bleak sparrow]

sending you a Hjalmar Exclusive

[upbeat light]

He looks malicious

[winged olive]

why does it look like his arm is so long

and wide

[upbeat light]

Are you fucking serious

[winged olive]

i know its because of the camera

you dumbass

im just saying

[upbeat light]

What are you saying

[winged olive]

it just looks wide

[upbeat light]

Yes

That's how depth perception works

[winged olive]

i just fucking said

i know that

fucker dont be sarcastic

[bleak sparrow]

wanna see bungo?

[upbeat light]

Why did you ask

[winged olive]

mf i never asked anything

[bleak sparrow]

she’s a little cross eyed

[upbeat light]

Oh wow he's actually different

[winged olive]

that was a rhetorical question

[bleak sparrow]

and her real name is Googly.

[upbeat light]

You dont know what rhetorical means

[upbeat light]

Wait actually

[bleak sparrow]

yeah

[upbeat light]

That's worse than bungo

[bleak sparrow]

WHAT

[winged olive]

bruh

[bleak sparrow]

she WAS gonna be named Glizzy

[winged olive]

you dont know what rhetorical means dumbass

it was a question

[upbeat light]

That's the worst one

[winged olive]

it was rhetorical

[upbeat light]

At least googly avoided glizzy

[bleak sparrow]

yes then i was informed of what glizzy meant

[winged olive]

i know why it was long and wide looking

i was pointing something out in the form of a question

why you got beef with me

[upbeat light]

@winged olive this is really interesting and all but can you stop typing k thx

[winged olive]

you are the one asking me the questions

[winged olive]

cat gaming

[upbeat light]

Scary animal

[bleak sparrow]

la creatura…

[upbeat light]

Big fan of cats planting their faces into cushions

Mild example

She does it a lot usually just head on

[bleak sparrow]

hjalmar doesn’t do this he doesn’t really rest peacefully

[rich pecan]

Bear

[zealous chasm]

Majestic

[willow pebble]

I am new to discord and assumed this was all dark souls related stuff but since there is a channel for pets I can't help myself

[flat flint]

hamstor

[grim oracle]

Are those two of the opposite gender?

[rich geyser]

my cat: "whaa are ya doing"

[silk glade]

Believe or not

[unreal thunder]

What place allows legalization of owning exotic animals

I am throughly intrigued

[grim oracle]

Looks like Africa

Probably isn't a pet and it just came inside

[upbeat light]

Cool cat

[lament wharf]

[lament wharf]

[silk glade]

nah they just visit my home

[grim oracle]

like this ?

[upbeat light]

that is cool and good

[rain arch]

omg

cant get enough of this guy

[midnight jasper]

i wanna be cat

[velvet oriole]

wtf

why?

[midnight jasper]

because cat have nice lazy life

i just work :(

[velvet oriole]

house cat lazy

cat from village must work

[midnight jasper]

yes

[tacit basin]

Work as in catch their own snacks

[velvet oriole]

rate the dog

[velvet oriole]

yes

[midnight jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-sif-dog-funny-gif-13637810

[zealous chasm]

This is definitely a dog

[velvet oriole]

if there is a mouse in the house or shed, then the cat is not doing its job

[tacit basin]

Correct

My cat has been hard at work clearing my island of all rodents

[velvet oriole]

evaluates the dog

[velvet oriole]

good cat

[tacit basin]

All that’s left now are the odd star nosed moles couple squirrels and his chipmunk friends (who he likes to swat / catch n release

[velvet oriole]

https://youtu.be/N316Ej8tMCA the most beautiful breed of dog

[grim oracle]

Vicar Amelia/10

[tacit basin]

Afghan hounds are one of if not the dumbest dog breed

Tiny brains

[midnight jasper]

rate this dog

[velvet oriole]

this is russian hounds

[tacit basin]

Floridian doggo

[grim oracle]

How

Look at how sophistacated they look

[velvet oriole]

the lady

[grim oracle]

bro you have to be joking

You did this with Floppa as well

[tacit basin]

I’m not making it up, had a buddy that bred them, they are known as the most unintelligent / untrainable dog breed 🤷‍♂️

[velvet oriole]

NO.

[grim oracle]

Mmm yes...

[midnight jasper]

[fancy barking]

[velvet oriole]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borzoi

[midnight jasper]

why

[grim oracle]

my bad 😅

[tacit basin]

Tiny brain a

[grim oracle]

What about floppa though? 🤨

[midnight jasper]

burh

[velvet oriole]

all borzoi or only afgan

[midnight jasper]

what is borzoi good at then

[tacit basin]

Afghan

[velvet oriole]

hunt

[midnight jasper]

they hunt good ?

[velvet oriole]

yes

[tacit basin]

They can retrieve those that fled into their den

[midnight jasper]

that's neat

[velvet oriole]

is a sighthound hunting breed of domestic dog.

[tacit basin]

Pretty accurate

Mix in a little ds3 Gnaaaa dragon

[velvet oriole]

but with the Borzoi it is better to hunt in the steppe. because in the forest, due to the speed, the dog can crash into a tree and die

[tacit basin]

So they aren’t far off from Afghan hounds

[midnight jasper]

2fast2furious

[tacit basin]

Known for killing themselves with stupidity

[velvet oriole]

yes

[tacit basin]

Via running off things / into things etc lol

[velvet oriole]

but their appearance is noble and beautiful

they were with the Russian tsars and nobles

[tacit basin]

Yep, so are bulldogs to the Brit’s, doesn’t mean it isn’t a bit inhumane for us to breed for that “result”

[velvet oriole]

I said about history and nothing more

[tacit basin]

Poor bulldogs have major respiratory issues all for a Royal “snub nosed” look

They really need to be bred out of that feature if we really actually care about them

[midnight jasper]

my favs are bloodhounds

with their big noses

c:

[tacit basin]

Their Silly bark/howls make me laugh

[grim oracle]

https://youtu.be/-HFT6cNROEs

@velvet oriole

Translate

[velvet oriole]

he dont like

he wanna eat fingers

stupids about me . yes gosha

name of floppa is Gosha

https://youtu.be/ty6mC7l_at8

girl say NO NO NO NO NO

niet(Нет) = No

https://youtu.be/n4crokypR4k

https://youtu.be/0UhVwaPfhHM

[lament wharf]

Loooooooong

[bleak sparrow]

my boy :))))

he kept me up since about 3am :)))))))

[cloud canyon]

weak gremlin

[flat flint]

Gladly no

[cloud canyon]

@bleak sparrow you goblin check your insta dms

[bleak sparrow]

i will

[cloud canyon]

RIGHT NOW.

[bleak sparrow]

WVERYONE SENDS ME TBAT WHYY

[cloud canyon]

8TH???

[lament wharf]

Imagine having the right to sleep

[grim oracle]

Great

Had hampters before but had to get rid of them 5 months later because they bred like crazy

2 turned into 16 really quickly

[marble swift]

keep throwing them on the grill and you can solve 2 problems at once

[lament wharf]

[grim oracle]

I agree to

[lament wharf]

enter slur here

[trim glade]

poggers

[rich pecan]

whoops

[mild laurel]

[dusty onyx]

very cute

are you selling these on? this is a winning photograph right here

[woven sable]

Wikidot selling his cats

[timid sparrow]

kæt

shes very soft

[silk glade]

Trade cat

[zealous chasm]

Sitting on their siblings

[zealous chasm]

How do you think wikidot stays in business?

[woven sable]

Ah yes, a true businessman

[grim oracle]

he sleep

[rain arch]

Well technically yes

We won't be able to keep all of them

[woven sable]

[rain arch]

Got bodied

[willow kayak]

my little rat bastard 🥰

[lament wharf]

White pillow

[lament wharf]

[willow kayak]

[lament wharf]

Rip

[grim oracle]

playstation cat

gaming cat

[woven sable]

Is that a croc

[cosmic hemlock]

alligator

we dont have crocodiles here

[trim glade]

same thing

[olive kite]

Mans all dizzy, he just got neutered

Rn hes standing still but im sure that in a few minutes hes gonna try and walk (and fail miserably)

He should be fully conscious by tonight

[trim glade]

hopefully

[olive kite]

Hopefully hes gonna be less aggressive after this

less prone to going outside as well

[trim glade]

less prone to humping ur leg

[trim glade]

pet it

[woven sable]

Touch his tail

[lament wharf]

[marble swift]

duct tape his mouth shut, then scotch tape his ass

[trim glade]

poke it in the mouth

[zealous chasm]

What a rare pupper

Is this a German shepherd corgi?

[mild laurel]

Awwe so cute

The little legs

[sweet forum]

She lives in German but shes a Shiba 💯

Smol legs just because her belly fat absorbs couple of centimeters

[lament wharf]

pupper

looks like a shiba cross breed

[upbeat light]

drip

[upbeat light]

Distinguished fellow

Very good

[woven sable]

Look at this dumb stupid

Stink y

[velvet oriole]

this is ur cat?

[small halo]

yrd

yes

[velvet oriole]

so beauty

[woven sable]

Poop cat stupiiid

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

sick of ur shit

[woven sable]

Yoo

[grim oracle]

fluffy cet

[lime walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/umora-sable-weasel-cute-jump-gif-21761199

[dusty onyx]

Me

[woven sable]

Boing

[static bone]

Smh my stupid cat got himself stuck in the garage door

[cloud canyon]

dumb fucking idiot stupid dumbass

[woven sable]

Fucking stupid cat I hope he gets dirty because of the dust

[rain arch]

stupid cat I hope he has a good time

[dusty onyx]

Badass cat

[severe musk]

Idiot

[lament wharf]

dumb nut

[upbeat light]

Elegance

[woven sable]

Look at this dumb

[rain arch]

look tired of your shit

[bitter beacon]

the chair is supposed to be the dog's

[woven sable]

That cat is a bastard piece of shit then

[bitter beacon]

no shes very sweet and adorable

she doesnt know its his chair

she just thinks its comfy nice chair

[small halo]

The cat outplays the dog

Or the dog is just chill and doesn't give a FUCK

[sterile forge]

Dog prefers the hard floor because sleep is for the weak

[small halo]

Lol

I want a dog ):

Dogs are the sickest

[bleak sparrow]

he looks normal here

[drowsy galleon]

he looks cute

would eat

[bleak sparrow]

he doesn’t leave me alone

i can’t have peace

i love him

[small halo]

Reposting this photo every day until I die

(Hes a really dumb cat tbh. Kinda smelly and ugly too)

[zealous chasm]

i love him

dont stop posting him

[zealous chasm]

smart enough to never play dark souls tbf

[small halo]

He is the dumbest cat in the world

[manic pagoda]

I love him he is handsome kitty

[small halo]

His name is yellies

Hes still in California rn, hes coming to Arkansas soon doe

[tacit basin]

Smelly yellie

[bleak sparrow]

he’s a little bit slow but that’s okay

he doesn’t have cat reflexes and that’s alright.

[grim oracle]

sleepy cat

[bleak sparrow]

that looks like hjal

[grim oracle]

wha

[rain arch]

omg

I love him so much

[grim oracle]

who my cat?

[rain arch]

yes

[zealous chasm]

gentle taps

[grim oracle]

thank you

[upbeat light]

Try doing this to his face

@bleak sparrow

[grim oracle]

yoo those nails are long

[bleak sparrow]

yes I’m a woman

[grim oracle]

i luckily inform you guys that luna has officially become a gamer

[manic pagoda]

WOOOO

[mild laurel]

Your cat and gnome's cat look like siblings

[zealous chasm]

Epic

[grim oracle]

fr

[deft zealot]

my cat is getting sterilized in the morning so im staying up all night w her

hope everything goes right

[bleak sparrow]

rubbing hjalmars tummy

he loves tummy rubs

[deft zealot]

belly ruuuuuubs

[mild laurel]

It's a very safe and routine procedure, she'll be just fine

[deft zealot]

ive never had this procedure done she my first baby

my first kitty so

im worried but

ive read that its a common procedure

[grim oracle]

our cat really do look similar

mine is just a bit more grey-ish

[bleak sparrow]

yeah hjalmar is pretty colorful i think as he gets bigger it’ll get more noticeable

[grim oracle]

mine hates it

[robust estuary]

Why is she doing this

@zealous chasm do you know

[zealous chasm]

does she have water?

maybe check if she feels warm or not too

other thoughts:

1. in heat?
2. someone missing or recent room/person change that shes not used to (bit of anxiety)
3. she ate something she shouldnt ahve (causing stress)

if its not a regular behavior ofc

[robust estuary]

I think i saw her eating dirt

[mystic oak]

U say dirt do u mean she had dirt in her mouth or she was out eating the lawns/grass

[robust estuary]

Her face was in the dirt and i had to force her face out of it

Idk if she ate any though

[mystic oak]

She may be trying to regurgitate

[zealous chasm]

Ya dirt or grass = trying to get sick. Maybe she ate something that doesn’t agree with her

Possibility she ate something like a hair tie or plastic or something? Any broken chew toys or stuff?

[mystic oak]

Cats have it rough since they comb their fur with their tounge so that's 1 more thing to get stuck to the walls of throat

[robust estuary]

No

I think just dirt

[deft zealot]

Hope shes gonna be in good hands idk the vet

[deft zealot]

Met the vet he seems pretty cool

[upbeat light]

Very cute

Like jungo but pretty

[trail tusk]

sits like me every morning

[lime walrus]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/902409333663477770/image0-112.gif

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/killer-upset-kitty-gun-meme-gif-8657367

[mystic oak]

Felix atm

[lament wharf]

[deft zealot]

The surgery was hard because her bladder was full

She cannot eat nor drink till tonight

[grim oracle]

@upbeat light perfect fluff ratio?

[upbeat light]

it is good

[grim oracle]

what the cat doin

[deft zealot]

recovering from surgery

[zealous chasm]

face of betrayal ||and drugs||

[small halo]

Creature of the deep

Why the fuck did you snatch homeboy up like that

He was munchin

[bleak sparrow]

i didn’t throw him or anything i just put him next to me it was like 5am i wanted to sleep

he can’t eat my hair.

too many chemicals in it. he will GET SICK.

[grim oracle]

Probably in heat

[olive kite]

fangit once again

look at this instead

[zealous chasm]

cat

[lament wharf]

thats a dog vro

[robust estuary]

House was cool

[drowsy galleon]

i used to have a minion just like dat

[deft zealot]

sterilized babi

[robust estuary]

Is cat

[deft zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/864529299445252106/902725290168574012/Snapchat-1536970834.mp4

hoping tomorrow tht she will feel better

[drowsy galleon]

😔

[mild laurel]

They didn't give you a cone for her?

[deft zealot]

nope

guess the vet didnt deem it necessary

she only has 4 stitches

[deft zealot]

handsome

[grim oracle]

In heat means shes looking for a mate

[bleak sparrow]

can someone tell me if my cat is a boy. please

[olive kite]

Looks like a boy to me

he got the ⚽ s

[small halo]

kill

[small halo]

idk if ur being serious but i can ask my mommy and shell more than def have the answer

[bleak sparrow]

i’m serious i do not know

[small halo]

ok 1 sec

[bleak sparrow]

thank you

[small halo]

She's taking 2 years to respond but my guess is a female cuz I'm pretty sure that's either a tortoiseshell or calico cat which are both mainly all female

Whenever she responds ill get u a real answer cuz my mom is the literal cat lady

[bleak sparrow]

yeah i’m pretty sure hjal is a tortie. which is why i think girl. but he has balls. and also he’s severely inbred so idk maybe he’s just weird

i didn’t want an inbred cat.

[small halo]

i was wrong

my mommy says thats def a male

he has his nuts too she says

"Better not be at our new house"

lmfao

@bleak sparrow 100% a boy with nuts

[bleak sparrow]

WHAT

I GOT A MALE TORTIE?

[small halo]

shes confused now she says

lmfao

its super rare but maybe

[bleak sparrow]

getting those nuts chopped ASAP

again. he’s severely inbred.

that’s probably why

[bleak sparrow]

i mean male torties happen

[small halo]

yeah its mega rare doe

like 1 in 5k chance

lol

[bleak sparrow]

hjalmar is a genetic monstrosity

[small halo]

she says that cat 100% has nuts

[bleak sparrow]

wtf… nutted up tortoiseshell…

[small halo]

lmfao

thats drippy doe

shes special as fugg

he

[bleak sparrow]

like. i could tell those were nuts. but i also know torties don’t have nuts. that’s why i wanted to ask

thank you

i googled how to tell and i just didn’t get it

[small halo]

my mom is trpping outt

[bleak sparrow]

ok i’m reading and it’s making me sad apparently male torties live shorter lives and have more health problems

and are sterile

[bleak sparrow]

i’m glad my cat did that

do you want more pictures of him

[small halo]

gladly

[bleak sparrow]

him rn

i really like the orange bit on his face

my sleepy prince!!

his little butt is orange. so cute

[small halo]

🐱

[lime walrus]

good kats

[cloud canyon]

garflirnd garflfief graflied

[lament wharf]

floof

[upbeat light]

Fluff

[robust estuary]

Shes been neutered

[grim oracle]

is this the cat only channel

where tf the dogs

[bleak sparrow]

you can send dogs if you’d like.

but i think everyone here prefers cats

i think dark souls attracts cat lovers

he bit me 💔💔💔

[dusty onyx]

Tfw umbasa's mum will say you're a man but upon seeing your hair pigment decides to call you a woman

[tacit basin]

@bleak sparrow you should have hjalmar do the dirty and father some special little balls of fluff when the time is right, please do not chop off such rare lil testies

[bleak sparrow]

male torties are sterile by default

they are a mutation they aren’t even supposed to exist

if hjalmar isn’t sterile i’d love to have him have some kittens

[tacit basin]

How do they come to be then? Like What breed are they the “anomaly” of ?🤔

[bleak sparrow]

torties arent a breed they’re just a type of fur

torties/calicos need two x chromosomes or something like that

so he has an extra chromosome making him xxy which is why he’s a tortie and also male

he’s also. very VERY inbred so like that’s probably why that happened

funny guy

[tacit basin]

Father / uncle, mother / aunt lvl of inbred?

[bleak sparrow]

his parents are siblings and idk much about his parents parents

i’m pretty sure his dad was even more inbred