pets

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/bite-head-biting-head-eating-head-cat-gif-11588241

[prime mango]

kitty

[wise sundial]

her greed sickens me

[night marlin]

she’s so tiny

who the fuck upvoted my cat

you’re going to perish

[prime mango]

[night marlin]

this is NOT reddit

[prime mango]

reddit is chill

[sudden storm]

blueit

[prime mango]

kit

[dusty dome]

Birb saved im taking him to a vet and then home

Welcome sheldon ill name him sheldon

Sheldon…pooper…because pigeon..

Sorry

[forest ibex]

This pigeon does not fly away.

[dusty dome]

Pigeon broke wing but he fine now💔

[spiral dawn]

W saving bird

Good karma

[paper garnet]

you may not pass

[forest ibex]

God bless pigeon.

[long horizon]

nice dood, i had some balcony birds not long ago 🐣 👌

[latent cave]

how the fuck

[rain arch]

Chilling

[quartz smelt]

Dumb

[quartz smelt]

Dinner in the wild

[vernal whale]

Smack the beast?

I would never, she’s old and sweet

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/kinblood-floyd-mayweather-boxing-speedball-gif-15717089

[latent cave]

phat

[rain arch]

Random stray cat

[lament wharf]

Mm lean muscle
Protein 🤤

[lament wharf]

Who

[rain arch]

Cats

[crisp harness]

Baby sleeping position

[rain arch]

Drunk cat

[tough valve]

I will, in fact, drink the car

[lament wharf]

Perfect position for a carnapping

[quartz smelt]

Lazy bum

[manic pagoda]

Kitty 🥰

[quartz smelt]

That wink

Poor pure rizz

[fathom timber]

I think thats a lazy eye

[quartz smelt]

I don't think at all

[manic pagoda]

No she’s got the rizz

[fathom timber]

Thanks to the defendants side then it is indeed the rizz

[lament wharf]

Omg the rizzler

[deft elk]

Sleepy car

[spiral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/monsterhouse-monster-house-candy-chocolate-gif-23787505

[lament wharf]

Car

Approved car

[spiral dawn]

🚗

[vernal whale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1374432992793071738/1403777221432311869/IMG_2523.mov?ex=6898c8ea&is=6897776a&hm=e1e91864a4b61458dced7e8e1dfd1c0e4bef3284e6aead128b92cfb530e9482c&

[lament wharf]

mmm yes delicious

[fickle forge]

Are there any thoughts in there

[vernal whale]

no just pure love, nothing else.

she only breathes when she purrs

[fickle forge]

Damn

[tough valve]

So she dumb af

[tough valve]

GRAB THE DUMB CAR

[spiral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-tussiniiduk32-gif-27701794

[crisp harness]

What the fak

[rain arch]

Cat on da tree

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dap-up-cat-kitty-gif-26577875

[crisp harness]

I was scared she would fall

She baby

[rain arch]

Sounds like u the baby

[proper garnet]

ser pounce

[crisp harness]

There was a chameleon i think that's what she was chasing

[crisp harness]

im the beef

[rain arch]

No fucking way

@paper pollen is this true

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-ser-pounce-cat-gif-3709346

[prime mango]

Kitty

[pallid lichen]

I think my kitty is dying

[lament wharf]

Why

[pallid lichen]

Joke,she sometimes just sleep with open eyes not reacting at anything

[lament wharf]

Lump of lard

[tough valve]

Lardass dumb car

[rain arch]

Went to a cat cafe

6 beans lady

[onyx crest]

car

[lament wharf]

Why does the 4th one have its phallus on display

[rain arch]

He is the only one among them that still has his balls

So I guess he wants to show off

[lament wharf]

The alpha male

[crisp harness]

She was sitting on my lap, I forgot that car purrs so loud

[proper garnet]

this looks like you’re boutta grab her neck and pick her up

🤏

[crisp harness]

Smol car

[spiral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/reginald-angry-eating-angry-eating-monster-house-gif-20013301

[quartz smelt]

karl

Fat dumbass, dumb fatass

Dumbfat assass

[prime mango]

fat

[paper garnet]

you should get a mystery snail! they’re so cute n have so much personality

hims got freckles

[near briar]

Oh wow that's cool, can that live in a community tank? How large is it

[paper garnet]

yes they can live in community tanks! he got to be about an inch n a half wide. I don’t believe they get much bigger than that. you can get one that’s a lot smaller too. they say they live to be about a year old but mine lived to be two!

[crisp harness]

Purring like an engine, she's so adorable

[tough valve]

Check the oil on that car, it shouldn't make those noises

[crisp harness]

Car ate tuna so stomach full, sleep 100%

[crisp harness]

Floofy cloud

[lament wharf]

stomping needed

[quartz smelt]

I'm being observed

[scarlet maple]

scribbles!!!

[fathom pond]

I love my kitties

[lament wharf]

delicious looking kitties

[subtle lion]

Don't know if this the right place to post but i found a capybara today

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-nose-poke-capy-coconut-gif-1974646734566907144

[latent cave]

yk this made a THUNK noise

[silent cedar]

shog this is not your pet

erm wrong use of this chat

mods

[tough valve]

What a lardass car

I need to get my fucking hands on the car

[spiral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-ok-he-pull-up-capybaras-car-meme-gif-25675731

[fickle forge]

I told him that gay people are real

[spiral dawn]

He’s not happy about it

[quartz smelt]

I'm calling PETA for animal abuse

[torn copper]

this girls farts smell so bad

[lament wharf]

Bro that's abuse

Not a smell

[proper garnet]

pretty sure thats a dog

[quartz smelt]

Idk if they're stupid, or just dumb

[prime mango]

🐈

[quartz smelt]

wrong

[soft flax]

https://fixvx.com/CocchiDeer/status/1956300684023779641?t=hT75PqYRYqmo3vHIYmca7Q&s=19

cocchi (@CocchiDeer)

This cow looks very cool

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 15, 2025, 10:23 AM

[prime mango]

🫃

[manic pagoda]

I let her sit out the front of my apartment for a couple minutes one night and she enjoyed it a lot

[manic pagoda]

She loves watching the hex bug nanos too btw

[prime mango]

Cute

[fickle forge]

YOOOO HEX NANO BUGS

I used to have a set they were fun

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3555303

[crisp harness]

Car been in deep sleep for 30 mins on my lap

There gotta be an engine in this car, the purring is strong with this one

[quartz smelt]

change the oil

[crisp harness]

Almost an hour on my lap

[crisp harness]

She up at it again

[quartz smelt]

It's clearly malfunctioning, send it to me for tasting maintenance

[crisp harness]

Da fuck is this sleeping position

I wish I could sleep like that

[quartz smelt]

I'm more concerned with wearing jeans at home

[crisp harness]

Not exactly at home but Im gonna bath after this

[quartz smelt]

proof

[crisp harness]

Bro wants me to wear a go pro while bathing🥶🥶☝️☝️

[fickle forge]

Yeah c'mon where's the proof

[tough valve]

Proof????

[lament wharf]

best time to consume the feline

[lament wharf]

yes we wont ask a 2nd time

[manic pagoda]

These two I found by my work, someone already picked up the first one but the second one is with me for the moment

[lament wharf]

emergency food

[latent cave]

oh my theyre skinny

poor fellas

[tough valve]

Yeah, where's the MEAT

We need to fatten them up 🤤

[quartz smelt]

Average dad 5 seconds after he starts watching something

[lament wharf]

chonk

[rain arch]

Cat in a store

[tough valve]

Cards come with a free snack? I'm in

[hidden zenith]

I think a very cute pet should appear soon.

[marsh smelt]

My Uncle Cousin Nieces Grandpas Mums dog

[hidden zenith]

OMG KAWAII NESS OVERLOAD 😍

[tough valve]

[hidden zenith]

Please don't be rude

[tough valve]

I mean

It looks uh

Very peculiar yes

[hidden zenith]

Yeah you are mean.

Glad you recognize that

[tough valve]

Unique to say the least

[marsh smelt]

He is 1 year old

🥰

[hidden zenith]

In a good way?

[hidden zenith]

Beautiful

[blissful wing]

I don’t know how old my cat is

[tough valve]

Mmm, she's well-marbled, fine steak dining material

[tough saffron]

I'm going to fucking beat the shit out of you and suffocate you with your own intestines.

[tough valve]

Aight square up

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-two-gif-25921091

[tough saffron]

Bet.

[harsh bay]

pug and dog

pug Rosie dog Peaches

I tried to get Rosie to look at me but and was more interested in staring into the void

[fluid venture]

I love pugs ❤️

[tough valve]

Peaches has seen some shit

[rain arch]

My cousin's hyperactive dog

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-gif-19438988

[tough valve]

Turbo potato

[brittle osprey]

My baby hampter 😍

[mild narwhal]

amazing hampter

[sweet forum]

beloved and unforgotten

[tough valve]

Lil sosig

[fluid nova]

[calm gale]

i don't remember what i done to earn this reaction

[prime mango]

Eepy

[manic pagoda]

Kia and Sallya

[prime mango]

🐈

[limpid meteor]

A grumpy potato

Very grumpy

Ancient one

[lament wharf]

holy fluff

[lament wharf]

omg black fluff so yummy

[vernal whale]

baby void!

[latent garnet]

Online petting

[prime mango]

real

[tough valve]

HD gourmet shit

[soft flax]

black cat superiority

[fathom timber]

lurking...in the shadows

[latent garnet]

he looks mad af

what did you do to this poor creature

[quartz smelt]

It's a she, she's mad you misgendered her

And she just kinda looks evil despite being a complete idiot

[lament wharf]

Mad looking piece of loaf

[quartz smelt]

Evil

[lament wharf]

Son of satan

Cooning the maine

[vernal whale]

mad ass tortie coon and stupid coon behind it

[tough valve]

Dumb and dumber

Tasty and tastier

[tough saffron]

My cat loves motorcycle racing.

[latent garnet]

Isn't that a racial slur or sum?

[coarse igloo]

maybe 60 years ago

[broken fern]

the breed is called maine coon

[near briar]

That first

Now fish

There's 9 of those

4 more corys and 6 more otos

And 5 kuhli loaches

[lament wharf]

Bike Lovin car

[lament wharf]

Mmmm yes delicious

[near briar]

😡

[latent garnet]

@prime mango I need karl

[latent garnet]

He's so fat

I love that

[prime mango]

Peak

[latent garnet]

You need to cut his balls

[prime mango]

No

[latent garnet]

Yes

[void cape]

spaghetti khuli my beloveds

[near briar]

One died😡 I think he must have gotten hurt when being collected at the store

[void cape]

NOOOOOOOOOO

I have lost a lot of lil fellas due to undetectable internal parasites😔

except for that fuckass shrimp

that shrimp is unkillable

[near briar]

Yeah i woke up today to:
1 dead loach (hurt on extraction)
1 dead guppy (she was incredibly stressed last night when added)
1 dead molly (this one is pissing me off, I have no idea why it died)

[void cape]

get an amano shrimp those thinga are literally invincible

their only weakness are other amano shrimp

i have a female that killed her husband🙏 😭

[near briar]

I'm omw to the store after I leave work to replace who died so if they have any ill grab a few

[void cape]

they are crazy animals

the only thing to keep in mind is that they will execute anything that's a little weak

i had a sick betta and the shrimp was dragging the poor fish by the tail

[tough valve]

God DAYUM

🤤

[graceful nova]

Damn MotoGP Car

[limpid meteor]

A happy cat

[limpid meteor]

What a face

So widened

[paper garnet]

her name is pebbles bc she has rocks for brains

[rain ether]

just like me fr

[tough valve]

She obviously dum dum

[quartz smelt]

Wrong, all animals here are exceptionally smart

[tough valve]

Nuh-uh

Skulls are filled with concrete

[limpid meteor]

Good name

[latent garnet]

@prime mango karl?

[gleaming salmon]

Look at this dogger

It likes mawling hands

[sterile holly]

How modest

[gleaming salmon]

It has a distinct smell

[sterile holly]

It does

That damn smirk

[gleaming salmon]

Omg XDDDDD

The ears

Bat thing

I think I took one with me in it

Lemme see

[sterile holly]

He does this a lot

[gleaming salmon]

This one

[latent cave]

i know what you are

[gleaming salmon]

baw baw aw...

Batman voice

[latent cave]

you got chill librarian vibes

[sterile holly]

Hes not the only one tho

[latent cave]

not someone id imagine to be goth tbh

[sterile holly]

Big brother does the same thing

[gleaming salmon]

Thanks, I wanna throw books at my clinic's patients

[latent cave]

free money glitch

[sterile holly]

Devil on your shoulder here throw the books

[gleaming salmon]

It was hot that day, so I didnt feel like applying makeup and all

[sterile holly]

😈

[gleaming salmon]

I'm gonna get

I'll brb

Dante gave me an air frier, gotta try it

[sterile holly]

Catch ya later

[latent cave]

is the implication that this is goth canny

[gleaming salmon]

Im gonna get black and white

Btw i got an instagram where I share stuff very rarely

If you even use that app

You can track my every move

[latent cave]

mayhaps

i dont really use mine though tbh

[harsh bay]

All she does

[limpid meteor]

Angelic sleepy potato blep and sleepy cat

[lament wharf]

Mmmm yes delicious potato

[soft flax]

We’re getting a new puppy on Saturday. Meet Indie

[quartz smelt]

Goober

[fiery merlin]

kookie

[silent cedar]

The rat

[sick wagon]

Why he layin like that

[lament wharf]

Mmmm yes cotton candy

[quartz smelt]

It may have something to do with low intelligence

[sick wagon]

Wouldn't be surprised

[finite temple]

Full selection of brand new toys and she chooses the deflated soccer ball full of holes

[soft flax]

Ehhhh…Australian cattle dog?

[finite temple]

Close, Aussie shepherd

[soft flax]

Lovely

[latent garnet]

@prime mangokarl

[latent garnet]

why she looks like that

[quartz smelt]

Because she's insanely stupid

[latent garnet]

why he look manly all of a sudden

[prime mango]

He's a lion

Hes sleeping right in front of me rn

[latent garnet]

is that because she is a girl
are you implying all girls are stupid?
stop your misogyny

[latent garnet]

man
it's been a month since i give my cat to my aunt
i thinking bout getting a new one

[prime mango]

Real

[latent garnet]

and naming it Britney

[prime mango]

Cute

[quartz smelt]

Yes
Yes
No

[latent garnet]

god bless you

[prime mango]

Lmao

[soft flax]

They flocked to that like ferrofluid to a magnet. What was it?

[coral sinew]

look like bloodworms

[limpid meteor]

It don't look like it, but this mf huge

Big ass dog

Extremely fucking huge

Alabais are so cool

And this one's no exception

[graceful nova]

Quack

[limpid meteor]

Now that's a lotta tenders running around

[quartz smelt]

Both equally braindead

[lilac eagle]

amazing

cat promoting smoking

classic

[coarse igloo]

whole carton of mid

[latent garnet]

i love cats that i can relate to

[gleaming salmon]

@iron tartan this is my canins picture

[iron tartan]

CUTTTEEEE!!!

[iron tartan]

wow u look nice

ngl u fr look nice and the canine also

[gleaming salmon]

Thanks it is a pretty doggers too

It mawls hands

(licks even)

[iron tartan]

i love these kind of dogs but me have a cat

which she is already sitting in my lap

my cat is so fuckin cutee 😭 🙏🏻

[gleaming salmon]

I would like to inform my preferences towards pets rely solely on household cats

I have

Lots

[iron tartan]

wow

i used to have many cats but now i have one only

[gleaming salmon]

Of love and heart failures towards cats

But I dont own any, im afraid

😔

[iron tartan]

awww ;-;

[gleaming salmon]

Someday I will hire a personal tiger

[iron tartan]

cool!

nah i would hire a lion one day

yeah i have a friend who knows abt lions

[gleaming salmon]

I get it

I want a small one

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-cat-lion-kitten-adorable-gif-17872944

Rawrrrrr wheres my master (me)

[iron tartan]

i remember i used to have a photo of small me standing next to a lion and a lioness

[iron tartan]

cute -///-

[gleaming salmon]

Someday definetely

[iron tartan]

someday yeah

[gleaming salmon]

Good night for now, I will sleep with cats

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chuni-sleep-gif-20108376

[iron tartan]

okie gn beatrice and sleep well!

[quartz smelt]

Why he fat

[rain arch]

To provide nutrition

[quartz smelt]

Damn, that means a mighty fine meal passed right by my nose

[latent garnet]

Did you hear bout something called personal space?

[quartz smelt]

Is it like, a movie or something?

[latent garnet]

No wonder the poor thing looks mad all the time

I'll be too if my owner harasses me 25/7

[long horizon]

gave my dog a bath

[soft flax]

New puppy’s here! He arrived at around 9:20 AM this morning.

He’s sleeping atm

[quartz smelt]

Wake him up it's time for a walk

And another one, and another

[latent garnet]

I'm thinking bout getting a giant tarantula as a pet

[fringe mulch]

It will eat you while you sleep probably

[latent garnet]

am i that delicious ?

[fringe mulch]

Tarantulas eat bugs and shit

So probably

[latent garnet]

jack ass

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/non-gif-27497243

[soft flax]

Excuse the ping, but if you do, name her Shelob

[latent garnet]

Shelob?
are you talktalking bout the lotr monster or league of legend character

[quartz smelt]

I'm not your bed you twat, get off 😡

[proper garnet]

quite big for a day old puppy

[quartz smelt]

No touching

[latent garnet]

She is free to choose who touches her

[quartz smelt]

Her underwhelming intelligence barely allows her to breathe on her own, let alone make complicated decisions like this

[latent garnet]

shes not a...

creative creature right?

[tough valve]

Her skull is full of cement

[quartz smelt]

No but she's got rizz

[latent garnet]

First of all let's not ignore the fire hazard you got there

[quartz smelt]

It was disabled, had it up while vacuuming

[latent garnet]

put an eye patch on her

[quartz smelt]

Low INT build

[prime mango]

He's tired

[quartz smelt]

He thought once, for a whole second straight, too much for him and head overheated

[tough valve]

Looks like one of the two remaining neurons is burnt,.,..,

[paper garnet]

do you ever just bury your face in the couch n wonder why?

[quartz smelt]

Pain

[night herald]

🙂

[vernal whale]

dangling legs for predators to nab

[chilly merlin]

I always tease my friend that her dog is just like the royal rat authority (DS2)

[clear gyro]

Pre sogging

[tough valve]

Dumbass ashen mop

Placed right on top of the stairs as a trap

[lament wharf]

Mmmm yes delicious

[lament wharf]

The bath in the sink

[latent garnet]

the only pic i have for my kitty somehow @prime mango

[prime mango]

Cute

[latent garnet]

she's so smol for no reason

[quartz smelt]

not enough nutrition

[latent garnet]

I'm broke
so i need to sacrifice one of us

[lament wharf]

2 gram of whole protein

[lament wharf]

Yes emergency food

[tough valve]

🤤

[spare veldt]

@small halo @paper garnet @woven sable @trail tusk @sturdy lance @olive kite

el gato grande

[trail tusk]

el gatorade

my gato grande

[spare veldt]

mlep

[trail tusk]

live car cam

[tiny saffron]

Fatass

[latent cave]

and it throws treats out

elbow jumpscare

[tiny saffron]

@latent cave I watched a video about usagi being an absurdist

Legit had absurdism explained through chiikawa

[latent cave]

ok but this is pets channel let me
talk about my little fat fuck!!

[tiny saffron]

Stop feeding that fat fuck

[latent cave]

she is fed a normal amount she is literally just shaped like that

its mostly skin

shes flabby not obese

[latent cave]

my grandma has fat fuckijg cats and they are SOLID

[trail tusk]

this guy is fed with paladin scraps

[latent cave]

https://tenor.com/view/ehehe-gif-763486594064919470

[prime mango]

Karl

He's fat

[latent garnet]

You need to cut his balls

[limpid meteor]

Does he have any left?

[tough valve]

Lard

[latent garnet]

Karl you fat cat! Why are you so big and fat!

[limpid meteor]

He's moderately fat

[karmic wing]

Look at my dog

[latent garnet]

Aka a fatass

[latent cave]

rotund

[proper garnet]

el perro de la oficina

[tough valve]

Proof that it is a dog????

I see no PROOF

[latent garnet]

Si si

[prime mango]

Lasang

[latent garnet]

fat

[latent garnet]

Leave some ladies for us
Damn

[prime mango]

hes aura

[latent garnet]

Fat aura

[prime mango]

real

[quartz smelt]

Does his name start with "K" and end with "arl"

[prime mango]

yes

[lament fern]

So cuteeeee

[rain arch]

Back

[proper garnet]

logged out

[limpid meteor]

Check if they have a reflection or hate garlic

[quartz smelt]

They're trying to devour others' brains because they lack their own, doesn't sound like vamps to me

[bright zenith]

Pure Evil..

[lament wharf]

cloud and potat

[lament wharf]

ready to eat
thanks for the food

and veggies too

[quartz smelt]

Serenity

[vernal whale]

This floof think she smart enough to deny getting her medication

[lament wharf]

Consume her

[lament wharf]

Mmm yes summer ready

To get sunbaked

[rain arch]

New nameplate

[latent garnet]

@prime mango karl

[latent garnet]

Do karl play silksong?

[prime mango]

Know he doesn't play video games

He just sleeps all day

[latent garnet]

That makes him less loser tbf

[prime mango]

Yeah he's chill

[prime mango]

This was him sleeping earlier

[latent garnet]

Fat bowl

[latent garnet]

I really want a kitty

But maybe when I find a new apartment

[fringe mulch]

You will have no regrets

Unless they're a shitty kitty

[lament wharf]

Mmm yes it reads delicious princess

[manic pagoda]

They both laid on my bed for a bit today after playing together

[quartz smelt]

She's sad now

[rain arch]

What did you do

[quartz smelt]

I moved out

[rain arch]

[lament wharf]

noooooooooo

[desert tide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1333813406020669474/1415093125143199764/546106505_811802137957571_2888651424244403510_n.png?ex=68c29c6c&is=68c14aec&hm=e4e6835e1297309a209d7b40b74a20cfc14ddf9d6ec968a17c4ee6b6e5d69dc1&

[tough valve]

Lil idiot doesn't know this is a trap I set

Yoink

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/asuras-wrath-wyzen-asura-capcom-cyberconnect2-gif-18231578

What she sees

[robust estuary]

Behold

My fumking kittyyyy

[crisp nest]

Babby

Clean your room

[robust estuary]

ITS CLEAN NOW GAHHHH

i was sick that day and lazi

[vernal whale]

Calico!

[sick wagon]

Low iq specimen

[brazen cargo]

Sleepy girl

[rain arch]

Twins

[sick wagon]

[lament wharf]

Queen and potat

[prime mango]

Potat

[rain arch]

I should get her a pair of glasses

[lament wharf]

yes

i agree

practically blind

[zinc thorn]

some of my big boys (he loves socks)

[manic pagoda]

@dusty stone

[dusty stone]

yeah this is @trail tusk thats why hes not answering me

https://tenor.com/view/tiny-mouse-petting-pet-me-irl-cute-mouse-gif-18288558327109147730

[manic pagoda]

No her name is Sallya!

[manic pagoda]

Aww

I got one like that too

[dusty stone]

i have 4 cats

[manic pagoda]

Here’s both my babies 🥰

[dusty stone]

@trail tusk and me

[manic pagoda]

Kia and Sallya. Kia we found in a friends Kia, and Sallya I named after a fire emblem character due to their resemblance

[trail tusk]

so cute

[prime mango]

cute asf

[quartz smelt]

Dum and dumer

[quartz smelt]

Idiot in the past

[proper garnet]

@spare veldt

[spare veldt]

el gato grande...

[long horizon]

i saw a stray cat on my nightly walk

old geezer

[lament wharf]

Mmmm yes walking delicacy

[lament wharf]

Still an. Idiot

[robust estuary]

@graceful nova @crisp nest @frail wedge

[graceful nova]

Adorable lady/lad

[robust estuary]

Lady

Mrrpabel

Meribel

[graceful nova]

Adorable lady then, I've got a lot of photos of the hostel cats but most of em include me face so I can't send em sadly

[robust estuary]

NOO

[dusk glacier]

heres a photo of my pet snake

[quartz smelt]

Sir, this is #pets , not #food

[tough valve]

Something something snack

[frail wedge]

She babby

[tough valve]

She DUM

0 neural activity detected

[robust estuary]

I ate her

[robust estuary]

OWWW

WOWWW

[tough valve]

Wtf

We eatin' orang car tonight

[tough valve]

I SAID IT

I WILL DO IT AGAIN

https://tenor.com/view/parrot-gif-8729425731787257184

[vernal whale]

This the tortie idiot?

[quartz smelt]

Yeah that moron
Unfortunately I moved out and she belongs to my ex-housemate

[vernal whale]

aw man

[dusty stone]

@manic pagoda @crisp nest @iron tartan sry quality is bad but i am currently in bed with my glooby wooby

:3

[silent cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-gif-19718696

[iron tartan]

Awww cute

[lament wharf]

beans Floof loaf

[lament wharf]

[kind garden]

florida activity

[latent garnet]

rectangular

[prime mango]

Now he's at the foot of my bed chilling

[latent garnet]

idk if he looks mad or annoyed

[quartz smelt]

kar

[lament wharf]

loaf

[prime mango]

Hes tired

[latent garnet]

Because of you
Stop abusing the poor cat

By playing helldivers

And hop on silksong

[prime mango]

I'm gonna kill you

[latent garnet]

Yes please

@prime mango or you can catfish people on hinge and stealing their fishing spot

[prime mango]

Wharr

I don't go fishing

[latent garnet]

You must do

It's cool

[prime mango]

That would require me to not play video games

[prime mango]

I did before tho like years ago

When I was in middle school

[latent garnet]

Like 10 years ago?

Grandpa

[prime mango]

Yeah

True

[latent garnet]

i was fishing here like 30min ago

now im just chilling

[prime mango]

Epic

[long horizon]

🎣

[quartz smelt]

He might be stupid

[tough valve]

Idiot fr

Dumbass

[coarse igloo]

Anyone here got tips for getting the cat to let you brush their teeth? He lets me lift up his gums for a few seconds and stick my finger in there but he won’t stay like that.

Been trying to just slowly do more and more and give him praise and the occasional snack but anything to speed up the process helps

[latent cave]

uh yeah theres really no great way to do that tbh

always going to have a risk of chomp

but you can contain the claws at least by doing the ol cat burrito

[proper garnet]

cat bites dont rly hurt tho

[latent cave]

a cat that feels genuinely threatened isnt gonna bite gently

[buoyant hornet]

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/roasted-marshmallow-gif-20303254

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cotton-gif-14741138425698905532

https://tenor.com/view/clouds-sky-sun-aesthetic-gif-17342806

Ahh car

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cotton-candy-devour-gone-gif-12788546

[coarse igloo]

he won’t bite or scratch me he just won’t sit still

[latent cave]

then yeah wrap his ass in a towel or blanket

[quartz smelt]

Very dumb
Exceptionally low intellect

[dense zealot]

my new kitty needs a name :) i wanna name him after someone in one of the ds/er! i really like Vyke and Gwyn but id like to hear more for him :)

[fluid nova]

patches

[uncut kelp]

titanite shard

[cold fossil]

Zweihander

[limpid meteor]

Man-grub

[quartz smelt]

Petrus

[lament wharf]

Name him patches

Or Sir alonne

[rain arch]

Horses

[quartz smelt]

This reminds me I'm SO hungry...

[rain arch]

Ok British

[quartz smelt]

Don't call me that!!!

[latent garnet]

is that an cat ears headphones?

[quartz smelt]

Yes
They don't belong to me. I only had cat ear hairclips for wearing outside

[latent garnet]

how convenient

[quartz smelt]

I recommend it, people look at you funny and call you even funnier names

[latent garnet]

do you mind telling us some?

[quartz smelt]

Nah I don't wanna get banned for slurs

[latent garnet]

dms

[coarse igloo]

i should’a named this guy sisyphus

[prime mango]

He's like "I'll get it eventually"

Little bro is clueless

[quartz smelt]

He might be stupid

[limpid meteor]

It sits

[limpid meteor]

Not a single thought, not a single bit of shame

[sick wagon]

Why is he just sitting there chillin with the birbs

[grim oracle]

Bluejays are awesome

[sick wagon]

They're magpies

But yeah they're cool

[grim oracle]

Oh, lol, they look similar to bluejays. Very cool nonetheless!

[sick wagon]

Yeee

My cat scared them off after I took the pic

[ocean perch]

Awww

Hell yeah

[prime mango]

He's sleepy

[proven saffron]

Eepy lil kitty

[prime mango]

🥰

[solid arrow]

Your cat looks like so much like mine

[prime mango]

That's cute

[prime mango]

Does yours also ask for food all the time

[solid arrow]

I cant see her face but shes also a grey tabby

[solid arrow]

Yea mire than i would like anyways

I think she costs my mom fortunes

[prime mango]

She's so cute

[solid arrow]

ty gang your kbity is also an adorable little cat

[prime mango]

Yeah np friend

[sick wagon]

Yo wtf he looks just like my cat

[quartz smelt]

devour karl

[prime mango]

no

[quartz smelt]

do it

[tough valve]

DO IT

[quartz smelt]

Karl lunch

[tough valve]

We need to consume Karl

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-burger-burger-cat-cat-burger-gif-25078813

[prime mango]

Piss

[versed adder]

look at this fatass cat that ma bros grandma has

[rain arch]

Interesting shape

[broken fern]

Buddy is OUT

[proper garnet]

honk shooo

[manic pagoda]

My two babies sharing the laptop charger warmth 😊

[sick wagon]

They're actively cooking themselves

Put ts in #food

[latent garnet]

ngl that's how i imagine what you looks like

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/not-cat-gif-20532013

[lament wharf]

Yes you are

[lament wharf]

Roasted to perfection

[quartz smelt]

I didn't know dinner had to pay taxes

[vernal whale]

ill girl is better now

I don't know how much longer I can keep her on meds to combat her chronic rhinitis 😭

She's about to be on the highest dose of her life, 440mcg of inhalant a day(two 220mcg doses 12h apart)

[stable totem]

[not mine] Alvina sighting

[broken fern]

the paw

[vernal whale]

-# toebeans

[prime mango]

Fat

[stable totem]

Fatty*

[quick willow]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-more-gif-21856591

[rain arch]

so real

[quick willow]

Xd

[rain arch]

I was literally at the zoo and everyone (me included) were like that when we saw the normal ass cat

[quick willow]

Understandable 🤝🏻

[prime mango]

Neuron activation

[prime mango]

DAYUMMMM 🔥 🥶

[silent shadow]

3 babies

[fluid nova]

fake sol spotted

[silent shadow]

: (

[lament wharf]

So much protein

[deft osprey]

First off can I pet?
If yes what name should I give?

Also if someone knows what species this is? It was almost the size of my thumb

[proper garnet]

looks like a spider

you’re welcome

[long horizon]

pets & food crosspost

[deft osprey]

If I knew I wouldn't get that close omg

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/reginald-angry-eating-angry-eating-monster-house-gif-20013301

[long horizon]

barn spider

type of orb-weaver

wait, the size of your thumb? probably not that

hmm wat da fak

[deft osprey]

Well... maybe a bad comparison my thumb is on the smaller size lol. it's like the size of an average shirt button

or a little bit bigger maybe

But it was very easy to spot from a distance, and can see the details without getting close

[long horizon]

idk, it could be a type of argiope I'm not familiar with but still looks more like a barn spider to me

[fluid nova]

back left

[quick willow]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-kazuma-kiryu-pissed-off-gif-14586175

[fluid nova]

too ez

[quick willow]

Next one ill edit the cat out😤

[fluid nova]

hey thats a bit rude dontcha think

[quick willow]

Hmm nah

[wet forum]

brother dont approach that

[quartz smelt]

@prime mango where Karl

[quartz smelt]

Wtf it's karl

He's fat

[latent garnet]

nice

modem

or whatever that is

[prime mango]

its a controller

[tender mango]

I found this dumb ahh cat in greece

He looks like he is on weed ngl

He's just chill

(Btw he was frozen in this position for like 2 mins)

[quartz smelt]

Chud cat

[long horizon]

[fathom timber]

greece is filled with cats

i loved it

in athens wherever i looked at i always saw a kitty

[tender mango]

In ancient city rhodes i found 13 diffrent cats

In lindos too

[fathom timber]

try sitting down with a group of kitties near

they swarm all over you

cutest thing ever

[latent garnet]

@prime mango karl

do you have a photo of him when skinny?

[prime mango]

on my old instagram account yes

Younger karl

He was like 5 in this photo

[zenith panther]

tuff karl

[quartz smelt]

Karl

[prime mango]

True

My baby boy

[lament wharf]

Potat

Boil and eat

Gains 📈

[latent garnet]

healthy karl

[latent garnet]

Are you try to summon an ancient bablion demon or what?

[prime mango]

No

My sister had the TV on in the background

She has a big tv

[fathom timber]

blue karl

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[latent cave]

shes looking under the bathroom door

[proven saffron]

😭

[latent cave]

hold up let me get a more impressive one

[proven saffron]

Oke, oke!

[latent cave]

my mom sent me tbis when the cat was harassing her

[broken fern]

oh i love that patterning

the cats with lil mask faces

[coral sinew]

so eyes

[proven saffron]

She looks so cute 😭

[latent cave]

she has a big fluffy bellay

[proven saffron]

Wash ma bellay

[coral sinew]

I said can you rub my fucking bellay.

[broken fern]

kitty in the dog food bowl

[proven saffron]

It’s so tiny

[broken fern]

Little eebert

[proven saffron]

So goofy lol

[manic pagoda]

omg KITTY!! :D

[latent cave]

erb

what the erb

[broken fern]

Here's my favorite baby though

[coral sinew]

my friend’s cat

[broken fern]

Don't tell them I said that

[proven saffron]

I need to find my old doggo photos

[latent cave]

huh how old

[proven saffron]

[broken fern]

mmmmm a year?

little older maybe?

[coral sinew]

kinda rabbit

[broken fern]

omg bunny

[latent cave]

oh wow kitty looks tiny

[broken fern]

yeah she's really skinny

[latent cave]

googoo gaga ass cat

nah just like small

kiten

[broken fern]

that too

Here's my dad's cat

She's so regal

all of my camera roll is cats

[proven saffron]

Now that one is very polite

[latent cave]

okay im getting some homophobic vibes but its okay.

[broken fern]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-9168645120171078802

[latent cave]

its the arm

the arm says lets talk about your text history