pets

[robust estuary]

KITTY

WHAT IS RHIS NAME

[tough valve]

I would name them morsel

Perhaps sosig

[long horizon]

im having a beer with my balcony birds

🐣 🍺

[quartz smelt]

Hamster

[lament wharf]

cottoncandy

put on a stick and consume

[quartz smelt]

Angry Beast, Devourer of Feet

[tough valve]

Not if I devour the beast first

[tough valve]

Wtf my lunch is eating my dinner

[lament wharf]

[quartz smelt]

the circle of life

[lament wharf]

Food eats food in turn ends up being eaten as food

https://tenor.com/view/eat-cats-alf-kill-kittens-death-to-eating-gif-25009422

[quartz smelt]

And then you and your dreams end up being eaten by the capitalist machine

[rain arch]

Met a swan family today

[quartz smelt]

those things are nasty, was kayaking with a friend today and when we noticed 2 adults ones swimming with their kiddos we decided to make a 180' turn cause we'd be mince meat

[rain arch]

Pussy

[tough valve]

You had your protein meal planning sorted for a month, and you just ran away

[prime mango]

Old man

[quartz smelt]

[lament wharf]

awwww

[lament wharf]

does he squeak like a duck

[long horizon]

my balcony birds have flown the coop at last

😻

[obtuse glen]

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/khande-خندیدن-laugh-laughing-lol-gif-23378220

[quartz smelt]

nice government drones

[prime mango]

What no

[long horizon]

😭 😭 😭

[quartz smelt]

A cloud fell from the sky

Must have been a real strife

[radiant hull]

Lazy fuck

[quartz smelt]

was a rough day, it deserves a rest

[tough valve]

Nuh-uh, lazy fuck fr

[quartz smelt]

I respectfully disagree

[tough valve]

we must eat the lazy fuck

[winter axle]

i agree

[tough valve]

[lament wharf]

Lazy fucks taste the best

[tough valve]

All that tasty fat

[tough valve]

Eepy lil morsel

[vernal whale]

She eepy enough sometimes to nudge her head into my arm. It’s nice when she does that.

[quartz smelt]

Why is dinner yelling at me

[lament wharf]

screams of begging to get eaten

[latent cave]

is this ferret

[radiant hull]

Yes

[latent cave]

theyre so cute im jealous 🥀

[vernal whale]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-happy-dance-slinky-ferret-dancing-gif-15881741

Love me ferrets

wanted one ever since student naturalist in high school

[lament wharf]

Get one

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ferret-gif-19002123

[spring talon]

i have a toryler

what

turtle

[graceful jungle]

Dog

[scarlet maple]

had to say goodbye to my cat joy today, she was so weak she didnt even need the lethal shot, the sedative they gave killed her

[low cliff]

Hummer

[grim oracle]

pecker

[prime mango]

Bird

[coarse igloo]

where i come from thats slang for a blowjob

[coarse igloo]

where i come from thats slang for a penis

[grim oracle]

me too

[coarse igloo]

just a hint into our fucked up world

[low cliff]

Pretty bird

[grim oracle]

cool bird

[low cliff]

Cardinal!!

[fluid nova]

Red cardinal?

[low cliff]

Lousy nestbuilder

[tough valve]

That nose's just begging for a big boop

[lament wharf]

Food basket

[rain arch]

https://imgur.com/a/XH76vzk

Visited Curry's hideout today

[quartz smelt]

the orange lair

[tough valve]

Now I know where to hunt at for good meat 🤤

[vivid umbra]

Two blankets? Her greed sickens me

[long horizon]

hell yea dood

🐣 👌

my government drones are comin along nicely as well

[quartz smelt]

Dog ahead

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsup-smash-watermelon-gif-6102662

[quartz smelt]

You really want that stamina regen consumable

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-right-breaking-bad-gif-14029087

[rain arch]

Bro gonna fall right into the ambush

[fathom timber]

friend's cute little kitty ☺️ (im gonna kidnap it god its adorable )

[lament wharf]

pretty edible

lean meat

🤤

[lament wharf]

mmmm toebeans

[vernal whale]

Baby dilute tortie!

[graceful jungle]

New Fromsoft game looks goated

[low cliff]

Cat I believe

[lament wharf]

oh lawd the fluff

[latent cave]

aww they match :3

[rain arch]

matching braincells

[lament wharf]

if there are any

(which they are not)

[vernal whale]

Squish the morsel

[lament wharf]

squeeze

[lament wharf]

🤤

[quartz smelt]

[long horizon]

🐣

[quartz smelt]

The drone is gathering information

You are no longer safe

[long horizon]

😭🐣

they keep tryna build a new nest

I need to get some netting or someshit

[quartz smelt]

Make sure to surround it with tin foil to block signals they send to the government

[manic pagoda]

[lament wharf]

rug

use to wipe legs

🦶

[rain arch]

Better as mop

[lament wharf]

wonderful idea

https://tenor.com/view/mop-cat-attached-grip-gif-3541347

[lament wharf]

looks young

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ludacris-stomp-af1-air-force1-big-foot-gif-16260191

[limpid meteor]

Oh what a beauty

[vernal whale]

beautiful specimen of a tuxie cat

[quartz smelt]

I have concerns that it may be stupid

[lament wharf]

Yes edible
I approve

[tough valve]

I diagnose the car with extreme dumbassitis

[tough valve]

Extremely large masses of white mold

I suggest you get some strong mildewicides

Before your garden gets overrun

[lament wharf]

Cut roast consume is what i prefer

[rain arch]

Don't worry I will do it by hand

[lament wharf]

Use foot

[lament wharf]

What Bird watching all day does to a mf

[vernal whale]

Tortie!

[quartz smelt]

Stumbled upon this dark creature

[stiff linden]

Looks almost like my cat, same colors, different patterns regarding the fur

[low river]

Must be a good looking cat

[stiff linden]

Absolutely, he's a cute one, called him French Fry

[low river]

Call mine morgana even tho its a boy

[stiff linden]

Adorable

I'll try to get a picture of French tomorrow

[low river]

I look forward to it

[stiff linden]

It's late, and I'm already in bed, I doubt he would want to come to me right now, and I don't want to get up

But I will, just for your sake and to show the similarities

[low river]

No worries, you can do it tomorrow 😭

Its late and tomorrow is a work day

I understand

[stiff linden]

@low river

[low river]

So cute

[stiff linden]

Very similar, huh

Just a different pattern

[low river]

Yes, they're both wearing suits

[long horizon]

YO, they're installing a hi-tech net gridwork in order to keep the government drones off of my balcony

because they keep shittin lol

[zenith panther]

not a pet

[proper garnet]

australia

[quartz smelt]

If not pet, why pet shaped

[earnest leaf]

Turtle was waiting for me

[quartz smelt]

Observation: severe lack of functioning neurons

[tough valve]

''Guhhhhhh???''

Dumbass

[quartz smelt]

angry

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dragged-gif-26488209

[tough valve]

Dumb lil cloud

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/dion-slays-doin-slays-doin-stomp-stomp-dion-stomp-gif-20344305

[lament wharf]

Distinguished gentelman

[proper garnet]

ratatouille

[tough valve]

Subjecting your rat to LoL

Cruel and unusual torture fr

[quartz smelt]

Yin and yang

[eternal temple]

Instead of cooking she uses me to play souls games

[cunning rover]

dog

[quartz smelt]

Trash and trash

[lament wharf]

perfectly hidden

ninja cat

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spongebob-car-drive-flatten-gif-16881641755937747949

[tough valve]

Creepy doll mf

[spiral dawn]

Very cute kitty

Here’s one of mine

[fluid nova]

It's so fluffy lookin

[spiral dawn]

White one is Mio
Orange one is Cleo

[quartz smelt]

White one is Dumb
Orange one is Stupid

[spiral dawn]

And you’re adopted

[fluid nova]

[tough valve]

The one on the left needed a bit more time in the oven

Undercooked fr

[vernal whale]

Gotta be careful around his happy appearance

He a rescue dogfighting pittie

[spiral dawn]

Very floofy

[spiral dawn]

Looks like a sweetie pie

[cold cosmos]

My gaming buddy

[soft flax]

If it fits, it sits

[vernal whale]

le doge I no longer have, was childhood dog with family

only photo of him so far

[lament wharf]

Mmmm ice cream

[lament wharf]

Chonk

[lament wharf]

Ice cream

[lament wharf]

Distinguished gentelman

[coral sinew]

always happy to visit my friend’s son

[tough valve]

Mmm, rotund and full of tasty lard

[graceful jungle]

Comfy

[graceful jungle]

This dumbass dog scares the shit out of me

[quartz smelt]

The bloodthirsty beast was imprisoned (in its own mind)

[graceful jungle]

La creatura

https://tenor.com/view/dillom-rage-dog-angry-dog-gif-17954176246139200797

[quartz smelt]

I've reintegrated him into society and he is now a respectable citizen and member of the local community

[lament wharf]

Nice pillow

[lament wharf]

Grab a handful

[lament wharf]

Pretty tasty looking

[proper garnet]

he realized there is no more cheese..

[spiral dawn]

What is the name of this gif I must know

[graceful jungle]

La Creatura/Angry Dog

[tough valve]

She's so dumb and fluffy, she doesn't even realize how coarse straw is

How does she walk and breathe at the same time

[soft flax]

Frisco, ♂️ Jack Russell terrier/corgi/basset hound mix.

Cassie, ♀️Beagle/yellow lab mix. ~13 years ago to now

[tough valve]

Oh my god

I will kidnap these two

[soft flax]

Cassie, ~2012 - 03/31/25

[tough valve]

And give them tlc-

Oh

Forever a lil' potato, as it befits

[soft flax]

Yeah, hold your "awws"

They're both no longer with us on this mortal coil(ed sword)

[tough valve]

'Tis no matter, I will aww all the same

They'll never leave your heart anyways

[quartz smelt]

Borgir

[tough valve]

Dumb dog-cloud mixed breed fr

[drifting vector]

Sorry man
I might need to defeat it for artorias ring

[latent cave]

wolves eating ice

[soft flax]

I love wolves so much

[crystal python]

embodiment of all the evil in earth

[quartz smelt]

Your Intelligence has been damaged

[tough valve]

No thought, only 😺

Lil dumbass

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-dog-smile-creepypasta-yippee-confetti-gif-26957209

[unique meteor]

Loaf

[lament wharf]

chonk

[soft flax]

Loaf

[lament wharf]

loaf

[tough valve]

consume the loaf

[quartz smelt]

Time for a Hunt

[lament wharf]

❤️

[quartz smelt]

Not stupid, but dumb

[tough valve]

auditing for becoming the next couch covering fr

[remote moth]

O

M

G

AW

[prime mango]

I love him

[remote moth]

I’ll take him

[prime mango]

No

Karl is mine!!!!

[quartz smelt]

Karl is silly

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-kissing-baby-kitty-cute-kitten-kissing-tummy-gif-19799680

[latent cave]

khezu cat

[quartz smelt]

Many complicated thoughts happening in that tiny head

Sneak 100

[rain arch]

Time to pull

[quartz smelt]

Grabbed that butt

[quartz smelt]

Fucking dumbass

[marble wave]

Cats are the funniest animals

[quartz smelt]

Nah they suck

[vernal whale]

-# tortie!

[lament wharf]

Good

[lament wharf]

Dumbasses

[rain arch]

rub da belly

[lament wharf]

perfect piece of bread

[crisp nest]

She is a potato

[lament wharf]

a tasty looking potato
🥔

got tiny lil legs

too

[tough valve]

Lmao idiot

[tough valve]

Damn he got some rizz in that 1st pic

[rain arch]

He always does

[quartz smelt]

Vro mute

[limpid meteor]

Cats got too funny

[quartz smelt]

A mod thought dogs are funnier and executed the dude on the spot

[fleet phoenix]

That is a pretty feline looking car

[latent cave]

do you live in a magical cat forest or somethjng

[rain arch]

[latent cave]

theyre EVERYWHERE

[tough valve]

Look at this mf actually getting rain and greenery in the summer

I only have one cloud at my disposal for the entire summer

And it barks

[rain arch]

Is it dead

[tough valve]

Yes I had no lamb to eat this Easter so I opted for the next closest thing

[rain arch]

[tough valve]

🐑

[tough valve]

Lil mfs can't stop tweakin

They must be getting the good shit

[latent cave]

cta

[tough valve]

Lil idiot

[latent cave]

no shes big and fat

[tough valve]

Big fat lil idiot

[latent cave]

true!

[sick wagon]

Silly car

[lament wharf]

grab a handful

[eternal turret]

his aura is overwhelming

https://tenor.com/view/battle-cats-fly-gif-8527405048644960902

[latent cave]

[vernal whale]

Glows with mischief

[prime halo]

hi im new

[lament wharf]

la cretura

[lament wharf]

breakfast lunch and dinner

[rain arch]

just found out their favorite tree got torn apart by the storm

[vernal whale]

They don’t seem to mind it

[quartz smelt]

If they stumble upon me, I will tear them apart

[lament wharf]

oh no poor pfeffy

he's so sad\

[rain arch]

Nah he is fine

[harsh bay]

My beast. sleep and food motivated

Ignore my weird fingers I got deformities in my hands ✨

[graceful nova]

Chonky Doggo

[lament wharf]

Wipe your wet feet on the rug

🦶

[quartz smelt]

🥵 wet feet

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

Nice mop

[rain arch]

make sure to dry it

[lament wharf]

Cloud on a haystack

[lament wharf]

Did you cook the white one medium rare

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/rhea-ripley-entrance-stomp-rhea-ripley-gif-22654012

[tough valve]

Yeah that dog disguise ain't fooling anyone, seal

[snow saddle]

very cute. would pet.

[snow saddle]

very cute. would pet.

[snow saddle]

very cute. would pet.

[quartz smelt]

Noble appearance
Low intelligence

[coral sinew]

I spy

[quartz smelt]

[lament wharf]

Nice monitor stand

4 legged
Secure

Eats away wires tho

[tough valve]

This is some real fancy expensive cut 🤤

[finite temple]

My best buddy passed away not long ago

Literally the undisputed best boy in the world

[fathom timber]

Average staffy called "The destroyer of babies"

[quartz smelt]

Smol hedgehog

[long horizon]

holy shiet

🤯 🦔

[lament fern]

I’m sorry to hear that:( I hope you feel better soon!!

[pine geyser]

hey buddy 😙

[half bobcat]

he’s so goofy

just goofin around

[soft flax]

Did you know that hedgehogs cover themselves in other animal’s shit?

Biologists do not know why

[quartz smelt]

Why don't they just ask the hedgehogs

[soft flax]

https://tenor.com/view/kokotwt-sonic-shrug-gif-26266090

[rain arch]

Evil creature

[quartz smelt]

Negative IQ

[rain arch]

gonna track you down based on that background

[quartz smelt]

Do not hesitate when you do
Shoot straight between the eyes

[rain arch]

just wanna pay you a visit

[quartz smelt]

You can take one of the cats as a souvenir

[limpid meteor]

Look at this dood

An important reminder: if you see a swift on the ground - do not throw it, do not try to put it back in the nest, do not feed it unless you know what they eat

If you are gonna try to save it - put it on some quite ventilated place like a shoebox, contact your local volunteer centres or any other place that helps rehab birds, then if you are not able to get it there - at least consult with people who know how to care for a swift

And be quick and gentle

[proven marten]

is goober aware of his existence

[limpid meteor]

Probably not

Or it actually might be too much

He's probably overloaded with it

[proven marten]

sobs

[fathom timber]

Hes a higher being that is actually residing in another dimension, that body is just a little portion of his power transformed as a cat

[rain arch]

Fucked up looking bird

[plain halo]

Can we have a news of this little dude

😭😭😭

[limpid meteor]

Well I left him with volunteers cause it was 8 PM and I am not ready to sit with them watching the bird eat

Prolly gonna ask them if he’s okay in a couple days

[tough valve]

Don't do drugs

[lament wharf]

poor lil fella

[latent cave]

.....throw it????

do people do that 😭

[quartz smelt]

The Low IQ Squad

[limpid meteor]

Yeah

People are stupid

[half bobcat]

the beast is tamed

[rain arch]

Small

[latent cave]

what do they think itll help the bird fly or something

[tough valve]

The gang's all here

We got dumb, dumber, maggi🥰 and

[tough valve]

Throws the poor birb at a wall

Why doesn't it fly???? Smh should pick itself up by its bootstraps

[limpid meteor]

Precisely

[latent cave]

[limpid meteor]

Throw bird up - bird fly

Impeccable logic, don't you think?

[rain arch]

Those dumbasses went outside during the rain

Except Maggi

[tough valve]

Well, she is a cloud

So if anything she's also dumb 'cause she didn't do her job

The 0 IQ gang

[latent cave]

more funny wolfs

[tough valve]

What are they plotting

We must spy on them

[lament wharf]

Must be plotting to escape from my hungry grasp

[fathom timber]

Dude thats so cool

Wolf puppy

awee

[fringe mulch]

0 neurons

[lament wharf]

Grab a handful

[prime mango]

He's so fat I love him

[lament wharf]

[prime mango]

[lament wharf]

More fat more tasty

[prime mango]

So true

[stark karma]

A few of my children

[terse basin]

freak

[lost peak]

RAHHHHH

are they all different species?

[stark karma]

For having a hobby?

[terse basin]

yes.

[lost peak]

i know next to nothing abotu spiders

[lost peak]

ignore him

[stark karma]

Nah, some are the same species

[lost peak]

I see!

[stark karma]

They're incredibly misunderstood and beautiful animals.

[lost peak]

So ive heard! cant say i fully agree on the beautiful part, but they do look cool

[stark karma]

I think they're beautiful

[lost peak]

I can see why

its not a beauty i understand, but i see the vision

[stark karma]

This is Finn

[lost peak]

Hi finn

I love snakes

[stark karma]

Snakes are cool

[lost peak]

what... breed? kind? is he

idk what the term would b

[stark karma]

Snow morph corn snake

[lost peak]

OOOOOOOOO

snow morph????

[stark karma]

Morph is the colouring/pattern

Corn snake is the species

Hes a snow morph because he's not quite an alibo, has some creamy patches on him

[lost peak]

huh!

interesting!

[stark karma]

Its a bit convoluted IMO, morphs still confuse me.

[lost peak]

ive only really held/had a cornsnake for a bit, and it looked nothing like that one so i never woulda guessed it pff

[stark karma]

Oh they come in loads of colours, people breed for different colouring so corn snakes, pythons, king snakes, etc come in loads of different colours

[lost peak]

I see!! I didn’t know that

I just assumed diff colours ment diff species

[stark karma]

Nah, it's like how you can get yellow, chocolate and black Labradors

[lost peak]

yeah i gotcha!

[rain arch]

she has been very fascinated with the frogs lately

[quartz smelt]

Is she French

[rain arch]

no she is br*tish

born in germany tho

[quartz smelt]

Jesus Christ, my condolences

He's not Br*tish, just stupid

[tough valve]

GYATTTTTT

Thicc af

[tough valve]

Oh thank goodness

[graceful nova]

So she's alike to most British nobility

[rain arch]

[lament wharf]

sunbaked and ready to consume

[rain arch]

Maggi and frog

[lament wharf]

kick into water

[lament wharf]

Chomping time
Stomping time

[tough valve]

Look at all them gyatts

[rain arch]

Death battle

[quartz smelt]

Go sports

[quasi cypress]

i only got to keep the ginger one 😦

[prime mango]

seems chill

[limpid meteor]

Those claws are horrifying

[west geyser]

Ik but you know how hard it is to cut them

It's Truly a nightmare

[limpid meteor]

I can imagine

[west geyser]

because I am too scared to do that myself I'm just heading to the vet every 3 or 4 weeks

[latent cave]

maybe just wear eagle handling gloves

how to trim creature nails

besides cats o guess

[quasi cypress]

Trimming cats overrated

I’d rather lose an eye

[west geyser]

Alr thanks for explanation

[latent cave]

if you start trimming their claws when theyre young they wont care much when they're older

my fat fuck cat doesnt mind if she gets brushed while her claws are trimmed

[quasi cypress]

Nah my cat don’t scratch so he chill

[latent cave]

the fat fuck in question

[quasi cypress]

Bros chill

[latent cave]

the photo seems to support this

[quasi cypress]

He js sleeps all day then goes outside for 5 mins

And pisses in washing basket

Prick

[latent cave]

my cat would die immediately if she weny outside

she has no sense of fear

you can sprint at her full speed and she doesnt flinch

moron

[quasi cypress]

Neither does mine but he’s too stupid to leave the garden

Just sits next to the door or hides in a bush

[latent cave]

lmao

my evil cat used to like to escape and shed always get repelled by either a neighborhood cat or some dumb shit

the last time was when she got out at night and there was a thunderstorm and her dumbass was hiding in a bush and that seems to have taught her

(different cat)

[latent cave]

this one is dumb but her heart is pure

[quasi cypress]

One of my cats got out after being an inside cat and got pregnant

Litty

[latent cave]

thats why you gotta spay them always

[quasi cypress]

Nah

[latent cave]

?

[quasi cypress]

Kittens are lit

[latent cave]

bro

thats dumb

there are too many kittens

adopt one

dont make more

[quasi cypress]

They cute tho

[latent cave]

theres too many kittens without homes who have to live on the streets and in cages their whole lives

i volunteer with cats

[quasi cypress]

Ah that’s so nice

[latent cave]

breeding is unethical

[quasi cypress]

There’s not many stray cats in Scotland I don’t think

We didn’t breed them on purpose

[latent cave]

ah maybe its different over there

but thats why you should spay them, it also improves their lifespan and quality of life

[quasi cypress]

There are places like cat protection league and rspca to take poorly treated animals

She’s spayed now

[latent cave]

thats good

bruh

[quasi cypress]

She chill tho

[latent cave]

goofy ah legs

[quasi cypress]

Hayes Walter (my ginger one)

Hates

[latent cave]

my other two non fat cats are sisters but they fucking hate each other lmao

they only coexist when there's food involved

[quasi cypress]

lol

Same

My cat gave birth to him but hates being near him

[paper pollen]

Please don't use the word as it's considered an ableist slur.

[quasi cypress]

Sorry

Little

[quartz smelt]

Is he an idiot

[lament wharf]

0 braincells

just floof

[quartz smelt]

Dumb and dumber and dumbest

[vernal whale]

Absolute brainlet

[gentle cradle]

Wait can i show my gfs cat?

Can i show other ppls pets?

[fluid nova]

yeah, i dont see why not

[gentle cradle]

Okkk thx

[vernal whale]

Pets are pets after all

[gentle cradle]

Thats true maybe ppl call it blackmailing or sum cuz theyre weird😭

[rain arch]

You're weird

[sonic vale]

Not a pet, but I saw a really cute chinchilla at an animal store, thought I'd share

[limpid meteor]

Violence

Absolute violence

[rain arch]

Domestic abuse

[tough valve]

Big woof

[limpid meteor]

Dawg

[tough valve]

Look at that dawg

Not one thought

Only happiness

[deft elk]

Getting this goober later today

[tough valve]

For what? Lunch, dinner? 🤤

[lament wharf]

Appetizer

[lament wharf]

Omg good boi

[deft elk]

We are not eating Morgana

[tough valve]

Ah, I see

Making smoothies

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/dough-cooking-prep-gif-3373631

[sleek tide]

dog

[grim oracle]

He looks very polite

[fluid nova]

He looks very hungry

[grim oracle]

Yes eating 2kg of cilantro

[sleek tide]

he has relations with his rock 🫩

unsavoury relations

[broken fern]

Woahh

[grim oracle]

A man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do

[fluid nova]

Hollup

[quartz smelt]

He must be related to the one I met some time ago

[proper garnet]

@spare veldt

[tough valve]

Dude's made of marshmallow wtf

[spare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-niko-dry-gif-5037396778078785161

[harsh bay]

I can pat this thing and she doesn't wake up she is such a heavy sleeper

[spiral dawn]

🤌 🤌

[quartz smelt]

This dog is a mafia boss

[lament wharf]

Fr

[tough valve]

'Ndrangheta, specifically

[prime mango]

More karl

[vernal whale]

Not my pet but a local neighbor’s beast tortie. Hunting for something…

[latent cave]

long ass leg

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-smithing-forge-craft-got-gif-58648100879001073

[quartz smelt]

nooo, I already found it on the cemetery

[lament wharf]

Mmmm perfect piece of loaf

[prime mango]

He's laying next to me rn

[lament wharf]

Pick him up and consume

[prime mango]

[rain arch]

fucked up beast

[vernal whale]

Wili looks so dapper now

[quartz smelt]

Silly old man

[rain arch]

He old

[quasi cypress]

Bro when my cat is happy she drools all over me

[lament wharf]

Smudge on grass
Wipe it

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-dog-brian-dog-cooked-wallahi-im-finished-cooked-dog-gif-1849480349705279416

Yeah no that car is obviously evil

[lament wharf]

pure devilish taste

[tough valve]

White mold infestation

[fickle forge]

Did i show this clown yet

Been calling him dop, he's a feral from a scattered litter

He trusts me though, so w

[rain arch]

bring him in

[lament wharf]

[quartz smelt]

A beast most vile

Destined to cause pain and suffering

[prime mango]

hes fat

karl

[quartz smelt]

Then we're all doomed
You could have prevented it, but because of your inaction, Karl has become unstoppable

[prime mango]

hes built different

:lkarl

[late tulip]

car

[lament wharf]

🦶

https://tenor.com/view/squash-squash-and-merge-smush-angry-angry-stomp-gif-13347204

[prime mango]

@quartz smelt

The beast sleeps

[quartz smelt]

This might be your only chance to stop its terror
It's now or never

[lament wharf]

[prime mango]

[quartz smelt]

Why he hiding

[latent cave]

lol whst he doing 😹

[dim forge]

why is she laid like a baby

shes so cute😔😔😔😔

[prime mango]

Cute

[dim forge]

she issss

[spring trench]

Chonky cat

very nice

and nutritious

[prime mango]

He's fat yes

[prime mango]

[spring trench]

I have an album worth of my cat

gotta show you some time

lol

he did everything in a cats life

[prime mango]

I would love that

[vernal whale]

Clueless ass beast

[quartz smelt]

absolute peanut brain

[prime mango]

Cute

[quartz smelt]

Toilet car

[rain arch]

Same

[rain arch]

Got caught spending time with her daughter

[lament wharf]

Damn that's new

2 cotton candies hanging out together

[lament wharf]

Flush flush flush flush flush flush

[lament wharf]

Lmao

🤣 🤣

[vernal whale]

A choco tabby

[tough valve]

Lil goblin

[devout stump]

sif got nerfed

[latent cave]

schnoz

[devout stump]

schnoz

[quartz smelt]

His INT got reduced

[spiral dawn]

What the hell

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/godfrey-hoarah-loux-first-elden-gif-2369585662032181494

Me when I fucking get my hands on them

[vernal whale]

Peanut af brain

[fading canyon]

I adopted a cat
Her name is Leona

[quasi cypress]

why the one on the right glowing holy

[rain arch]

She was photosynthesing

[quasi cypress]

fire

My cat doesn’t glow

Neither does the other one

[rain arch]

[uncut kelp]

mine does

[tough valve]

Shiny lil lardass

[spiral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/my-eyes-gif-5314502384487986587

[rain arch]

Got caught red handed trying to hunt frogs

[spiral dawn]

That meow at the very end was adorable

Also W yard

[rain arch]

She was upset that her prey got away

Always comes crying at the nearest person when that happens

[spiral dawn]

She seems like she has an old grandma type personality

Besides the hunting part lol

[rain arch]

Nah she is a dumb little baby who needs a lot of attention

[spiral dawn]

Awwww

[rain arch]

They look like they own the place

[spiral dawn]

They do

The white one’s name is Mio

He is my child

The orange one’s name is Cleo

She’s a diva

[tough valve]

Dumb dumb 🫳 🚓

I will touch the car

[tough valve]

MAGGI NO

[rain arch]

Consume

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-sandwich-dusty-marlow-paradise-pd-how-the-cookies-crumbles-devour-gif-21057538

[tough valve]

The look of someone who caught you reading up on a good recipe by cats, for cats, of cats 🤤

[fringe mulch]

He's dumb and judgemental

[quartz smelt]

no brain cells in sight

this image saps my IQ by just looking at it

[tough valve]

Very polite dumbass, gotta hand it to him

[rain arch]

Evil creature

[tough valve]

Omfg I must get my hands on Maggi

[vernal whale]

she wants to fucking kill me. I had her up at vet for a secondary infection shot, then she shit herself in the carrier on the way home so I had to give her a bath.

[quartz smelt]

Smooch

[tough valve]

If she does it again, shit in her cat litter to prove dominance

💪

[tough valve]

Yellies is that you

[paper garnet]

yes

[quartz smelt]

Cats getting more action than all of dsd combined

[lament wharf]

100 % floof

[quartz smelt]

Bro loves cotton candy

[rain arch]

Consume the snack

[proper garnet]

bombastic side eye

[tough valve]

What the FUCK, fatass is stealing me lunch

[rain arch]

👅

[quartz smelt]

Idiot

[tough valve]

You can tell by the eyes

Absolute vacuum behind those

[sudden terrace]

Kitties bullying grandpa

[rain arch]

Get with the time old man

[tough valve]

I will rescue grandpa 💪

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stove-pot-gif-13284857

[lament wharf]

mm yess grab the food

[manic pagoda]

She likes laying on my laptop charger (and there’s socks and stuff there don’t worry about those 😊)

[quartz smelt]

gamer cat

[proper garnet]

conveniently placed mtg card

[tough valve]

Peculiar rat

[rain arch]

Back to nam

To her

[vernal whale]

Tortie!

[lament wharf]

DAMNNNNN

[rain ether]

basic land...

[sudden hound]

praise dog

[coral sinew]

visited my friend’s son again

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ludacris-stomp-af1-air-force1-big-foot-gif-16260191

[vernal whale]

The beast beckons!

[quartz smelt]

Final photo before being devoured

[prime mango]

Holy fluff

[lament wharf]

didnt know plants grew floof

[lament wharf]

the beast awakens

[uncut kelp]

does this count as pet

[latent cave]

where u find him

[uncut kelp]

curtain

[lament wharf]

Loaf

[lament wharf]

Mmmm thick loaf

[prime mango]

real

hes fat

[tough valve]

🤤

[paper garnet]

@small halo

[rain arch]

Random stray cat

[latent cave]

:p

[lament wharf]

He did not consent to get photographed sir

[rain arch]

He consented to it when he started asking for headpats

[rain arch]

Tugged in

[vivid umbra]

turtle

[quartz smelt]

fucking idiot

[rain arch]

Bully

[tough valve]

Lmao that sideways glance

[tough valve]

Nuh-uh, he's keeping it real, that car is dumb af

[eternal turret]

cat cat cat

[tough valve]

Me when I fucking get my hands on that car

https://tenor.com/view/monke-orangutan-monkey-monke-hammer-gif-23830655

[tough valve]

It got cute eyes ngl

[fringe mulch]

Me when I try to use a hammer and nails

[tough valve]

On the CAR

(They suck at DIY)

[tough valve]

Omg she's even dumber than the other four

...She, right?

[quartz smelt]

naw we chill

[rain arch]

She is not dumb she is just old

[lament wharf]

Dumb ah car

[tough valve]

Yeah no she dum af

[tough valve]

Tenderizing the meat

[quartz smelt]

Happy meat tastes better

[latent cave]

that cow judging

[limpid meteor]

The situation is dire

It seems my great grandma's cat is not long for this world

They are both really old and I'm worried about my grandma

[proper garnet]

she kinda looks like a crackhead

[fathom timber]

Not mine (unfortunately...i would eat it)

[fickle forge]

SAVE HIM

[quartz smelt]

Dangerous crimimal, locked up for our safety

[tough valve]

Dumb mop

[spiral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungy-reginald-monster-house-me-when-im-hungry-gif-13345871

[lament wharf]

FR

[limpid meteor]

She's at the vet rn

[lament wharf]

mop moping

[tough valve]

You need to put the second car back in the pot, he's a bit undercooked,...,

[quartz smelt]

Nah he beyond cooked, look at that blank expression

[rain arch]

Cousin's cats

[quartz smelt]

Used clothes, always the best place for a nap

[tough valve]

There's an important difference between baked and cooked,..,.,

[tough valve]

Who spilled powdered sugar on da dog

[harsh bay]

I have discovered my pug always sleeps in the same position

[tough valve]

That's not a pug

That's a sausage

Mmmm

[quartz smelt]

Butter bun

[lament wharf]

Used humans even more so

[tough valve]

Car trimming I see

[rain arch]

Nah

Seasoning

[tough valve]

🤤

Only the finest herbs for the fat cars

[spiral dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-2362901127389079325