pets

[grim oracle]

Cat people

[lament wharf]

FOOD

[boreal crystal]

Caught them while they were sleeping (the only times they stand still)

[lament wharf]

the only chance you get to eat them

[boreal crystal]

😭

[dim forge]

more catorias of the furyss

i cant help making things like these its super cute

[quartz smelt]

Armored Dinner

[prime mango]

Cute

[rain arch]

Why

[dusty onyx]

I love those pics haha

Gonna ask him for the proper pics later

But yes this how me and my little brother communicate

[lament wharf]

communicate through fat

[quartz smelt]

Vibin

[lament wharf]

dawg

[dusty onyx]

meow meow meow

[tough valve]

That's a vibe, I did the exact same thing with my own cloud

[hoary scarab]

"It's mine now"

[quartz smelt]

I think the lil guy is fucking dead

[rain arch]

Don't worry they took turn

[visual fox]

my silly little thing

[somber vessel]

Cockatiel

[visual fox]

could be

[quartz smelt]

Idiot

[lament wharf]

so cute

[long horizon]

[lament wharf]

BALL

[lament wharf]

stupid

[rain arch]

Why is she like this

[quartz smelt]

Severe lack of braincells will do that

[lament wharf]

to blend in with the scenery to avoid my predatoy gaze

👀 🤤

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733435185571430411/1369025760391860335/VID_20250505205407-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[lament wharf]

bully

[trail tusk]

cat beef

[rain arch]

Just letting her know her place

[quartz smelt]

Completely deserved

Beat some neurons into that skull

[vernal whale]

why is stupid fluff so adorable

[tough valve]

Absolute vacuum between those eyes

[vernal whale]

Literal peanut for a brain

[lament wharf]

Still edible

[quartz smelt]

Empty

[tough valve]

Untold violence upon the dumbass

[quartz smelt]

Destined to be annihilated

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1369296645656805498/VID_20250506_140615.mp4?ex=681b5860&is=681a06e0&hm=34f495dea94af28b30df69cb0c82a79525c177b7a94e1da515f792f0aed5decb&

[tough valve]

LET'S GO MAGGI, DESTROY HIM

[rain arch]

(she would later get destroyed in the ensuring battle)

[tough valve]

Falsehoods

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/733435185571430411/1369025760391860335/VID_20250505205407-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[tough valve]

[quartz smelt]

Still more fighting

[lament wharf]

agressive lil snacks

[tough valve]

It makes the meat tastier

[lament wharf]

[harsh shoal]

@trail tusk

[lament wharf]

bnuy

[quartz smelt]

Thx for ruining my clothes

[rain arch]

What clothes

Those are cats blankets

[lament wharf]

Make a purrito

[lament wharf]

No its a cat cushion

[vernal whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burrito-catrrito-burrito-cat-cat-burrito-gif-15539403974987066785

[quartz smelt]

I don't eat garbage

[lament wharf]

i am the trash truck

give your trash away to me

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/trash-can-garbage-gif-25079925

Go ahead, take her

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/ill-be-taking-that-cat-take-grab-gif-26489616

[quartz smelt]

Ugly ahh staring at me and ruining my bed

[lament wharf]

Spoiled lil goober

[tough valve]

Obviously dead

[tough valve]

Necromancy at work

[quartz smelt]

nah its braincells are still dead

[ebon basin]

Behold dorg

[quartz smelt]

hell yeah

[hazy abyss]

Silly cat

[autumn mirage]

Bnuy

[trail tusk]

free protein

[quartz smelt]

On the way to the butcher

[trail tusk]

can i get a slice?

[quartz smelt]

You'd die from eating garbage

[quartz smelt]

Jailed and beyond stupid

[lament wharf]

Fr

[lament wharf]

Is it halal

[quartz smelt]

Nope, imma get stoned

[lament wharf]

Jailed for trying to steal back the missing brain cell

[quartz smelt]

Nah she hates brain cells

[lament wharf]

Why the vet visit

[quartz smelt]

Some general vaccine and routine check up

[lament wharf]

wool

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cotton-candy-devour-gone-gif-12788546

[warm summit]

are these real?

[quartz smelt]

Fake

[trail tusk]

real

[quartz smelt]

only thing that's real is this guy's mute

[trail tusk]

real

[fringe mulch]

The urge to rub the belly is strong

Even though I'm sure the car would eat me

[rain arch]

I just stepped on her

[dusty onyx]

Nooooo

[lament wharf]

good

i approve

[lament wharf]

Icecream : 🤤

[quartz smelt]

He's out for blood (will soon get promoted to dinner)

[tough valve]

The snack that bites back

[lament wharf]

poor lil snack got scared of the vet

out for revenge

[quartz smelt]

Nah his vet time hasn't come yet

But it will soon™️

[vernal whale]

Brain lacks function

[lament wharf]

i see a drop of drool

😭

[quartz smelt]

Not drooling requires an extra braincell

[lament wharf]

[harsh shoal]

@lament wharf @trail tusk Demonic Bunny Possession.

[trail tusk]

i need to pet it

wirelessly

[frosty ember]

Squirrel

[vernal whale]

ye she was too happy to see me coming home from work that day that she drooled all over me

drools more profusely with lack of teeth in some spots

[prime mango]

Karl

[lament wharf]

Loaf of bread

[limpid meteor]

Your loaf is not complete

You didn't hide the string

[quartz smelt]

Karl is a fatass

[prime mango]

Lmao

[lament wharf]

why do you have cushions on your windows

[quartz smelt]

It's a fungal growth

[lament wharf]

bet

[quartz smelt]

Filthy rag

[lament wharf]

pull it down

and wash with warm water and soap

[lament wharf]

baby

just a baby

☁️

[rain arch]

Not a single thought behind those blue eyes

[fringe mulch]

The face of profound and constant confusion

[lament wharf]

i'd sit on it

[boreal wadi]

Orb of darkness

[lament wharf]

the void

[quartz smelt]

Cool parrot

[autumn mirage]

Der

[limpid meteor]

This deer is eating better than me

Bell pepper price is unholy

[fringe mulch]

dur

[autumn mirage]

Real

[tough valve]

Powerwasher time

[lament wharf]

Cushion

Sit on iit

[lament wharf]

Deer

[harsh bay]

flip over log find frog

[crisp nest]

Now this is a good cat emote

[trail tusk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289999731585581197/1366991276754468986/PXL_20250430_041420615.mp4?ex=682175d5&is=68202455&hm=9e3121dd61440420c158a33e17e9d3d0b9a3de891d8aea45d97ed5b711bc8739&

[lament wharf]

clumsy ah mf

[rain arch]

Another mouse saved

Maggi just rushed in my room screaming loudly with this fella in her mouth

[harsh bay]

BRO WAHT THE UFCK JUST HAOPEND

wwrong channel

[quartz smelt]

shut up

[lament wharf]

She brought you a hunt 😶😶

Do you not get out of the house

Its either that or she just loves you too much

[rain arch]

She is just stupid

[lament wharf]

[fickle bone]

The specimen

[quartz smelt]

Stupid AND ugly

[fringe mulch]

Stupid and pretty* 😌

[quartz smelt]

Naw that's me

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rihanna-dance-hands-sassy-nails-done-gif-16295225

[robust estuary]

I NEED THEMMM

[prime mango]

He's so old dude

[silent cedar]

Unc kitty

[prime mango]

14 I think

[shut pollen]

My cat

[latent cave]

i had a 21 year old cat thays not too old

[prime mango]

damn

old-timer

[shut pollen]

My cats only like 7

[fringe mulch]

kikikitty kittykittykittyyy

[quartz smelt]

Leg

[prime mango]

Leg 🦵

[vernal whale]

She yearns to eat my leg

https://tenor.com/view/evil-cat-floppy-herobrine-angry-cat-glowing-eyes-gif-13772161273485327421

[quartz smelt]

Can't blame her

[tough valve]

Angy snack

[lament wharf]

you should yearn to eat her leg too

🤤

[rain arch]

Angry

Consume

[long horizon]

lola has figured out that theres a bird

🐣 👍

[quartz smelt]

Sneak 0

[lament wharf]

Snack 100

[still dawn]

Bartimus decided that he would eat me today

[quartz smelt]

Good choice

[tough valve]

GRAB THE YUMMY ROAST

[tough valve]

This should be the other way around

[lament wharf]

Eat him instead

Duh

[tough valve]

He looks like excellent honey glazed roast material 🤤

[lament wharf]

Fr fr

[still dawn]

I am chinese

Sooo

Perhaps

[tough valve]

Where are you going with this

Elaborate

[still dawn]

I tell my cat I'm gonna eat him when he misbehaves

[tough valve]

Me dog's a lamb pretending to be a dog

Took a lot of willpower not to have lamb for easter

(I dunno about y'all, but we usually eat that for easter)

[tough valve]

Yeah, imagine if that cat was a dog and a little curlier

And had, like, half a neuron more

(Maggi has 0.5: Maggi being the cat pictured above)

[lament wharf]

Nah its 0.25

Its just floof

For days

[coarse igloo]

big chilling

[quartz smelt]

The chinese recipe said "let the cat chill for a bit" so shiiid you let the bro relax

[tough valve]

Misassembled

[daring light]

The lone pupper

[lament wharf]

:3

[lament wharf]

the ear is like a whole other pet

[quartz smelt]

The ear is less dumb than the rest

[lament wharf]

[lament wharf]

flat

rug

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/asuras-wrath-wyzen-asura-capcom-cyberconnect2-gif-18231578

The aftermath

[tough valve]

Who glued the mf to the wall

[quartz smelt]

I did, got a problem?

The strongest glue, made from the healthiest horses

[tough valve]

I wanted to commend you for your perfect technique

[quartz smelt]

It took tons of adhesive and dozens of innocent kitten lives to reach this level of proficiency, but it was worth it

[lament wharf]

that white leg looks like a snack

[tough valve]

Should've read the construction manual for this one

[tough valve]

Sosig

[tough valve]

Five hundred ton bee

[lament wharf]

Oughtta take the moisture out of the meat

[plucky drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/305611835938308096/1373402455139811389/Hornet.jpg?ex=682a4835&is=6828f6b5&hm=f6d29918b88b0b3fb6ebbb4098a6f8a9549e3a250c16a36b163572171ca15490&

[ripe mango]

Thats a pretty dog you have right there

[tough valve]

Now bite down

[rain arch]

He left

[tough valve]

The lil COWARD

[rain arch]

[dusty onyx]

Super saiyan

[lament wharf]

squish

[lament wharf]

looks more like kid boo

[quartz smelt]

Bread dough

[tough valve]

Fat tumbleweed

[north mirage]

i love your pussy

[limpid meteor]

Now that's a H E F T Y C H O N K

[prime mango]

thanks! hes epic

[prime mango]

yeah karl's pretty fat i love him

[vernal whale]

floofy af tortie

[quartz smelt]

My trained eye tells me he's very stupid

[tough valve]

Yeah he's 100% a dumbass

And a fatass

[rain arch]

Nuh ug

She is old and wise

She is probably older than most people here

[tough valve]

She, huh

Is she related to your fatass cat

The brown n fluffy one

'Cause i thought he was the one in the pic

[rain arch]

No she is our oldest cat

She is in Nam

Couldn't bring her with us

[plucky drum]

She fought in 'Nam? Dang she is old

[quartz smelt]

She ain't no fortunate son

[quartz smelt]

What a little coward

[plucky drum]

poor kitteh

[vernal whale]

Noodle ahh neck

[lament wharf]

stomp her

[quartz smelt]

This cat is male.
As punishment for misgendering, you now have to finish DS2 vanilla

[lament wharf]

i finished it

finished the vanilla

[quartz smelt]

Again

[lament wharf]

back in 2017

nah its a drag

i'll do sotfs

downloading a vanilla version is a pain

[quartz smelt]

But that's not punishment

[lament wharf]

not like i dont like it

[vernal whale]

Enemy in her sights

[rain arch]

Such big eyes with nothing behind them

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ludacris-stomp-af1-air-force1-big-foot-gif-16260191

[quartz smelt]

He's hiding, won't work

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drag-come-here-comehere-gif-21771860

[fringe mulch]

At least easier than sotfs

[dusty onyx]

true

[plucky drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/518642999647928340/1374510441253830686/20250520_161301.jpg?ex=682e501a&is=682cfe9a&hm=1cb71a4e412ebeaa5b4073e1396bd6a0912349dd9b19ef259869332f3b7b266c&

[quartz smelt]

dumb and dumber

[rain arch]

me and who

[quartz smelt]

nobody

[rain arch]

[hazy abyss]

This pleases me. Well done.

[lament wharf]

cake?

[lament wharf]

cloud in the grasses

[hushed cloak]

After many weeks my fiancé and I finally finished the chicken run. Complete with a pond for the ducks and huge totes for food and water. They still have free range this whole setup is so the wind won’t bother them. It was entirely dug out with a shovel and a pic axe.

[rain arch]

Monitoring their domain

[tough valve]

More like checking for their potential predator (me)

[lament wharf]

watching birds

[lament wharf]

ball

[rain arch]

He balls

[quartz smelt]

Potat

[quartz smelt]

Abuse

[lament wharf]

Kitty

[north mirage]

i need a cat in my life to annoy like this

[fringe mulch]

Mine abuses me back when I fuck with him too much lol

[quartz smelt]

Serves you right, don't fuck cats

[fringe mulch]

I fuck with him, not fuck him. We be tag teaming hoes.

[quartz smelt]

He loves getting any attention too much to get mad for being abused tho

[quartz smelt]

Dog

[rain arch]

Cat

[autumn mirage]

Car

[fringe mulch]

Husky kitty ❤️

[long horizon]

lola will be 14 years old next month

la criatura antigua

😻

[vestal current]

solaire (I'll get a full body picture later)

[hazy abyss]

What creature

[lament wharf]

Food

[lament wharf]

La cretura

Squirrel i think?

[lament wharf]

Rug
Nice rug

[limpid meteor]

Holy fur

[fluid nova]

give that eepy meow meow a boop on the nose

[prime mango]

Kitty

[lament wharf]

Consume the loaf

[north mirage]

i wanna boop it's nose

[prime mango]

Boop

[hazy abyss]

Meow

[vestal current]

leopard gecko

[vestal current]

lizard lol, it's just dark

[hazy abyss]

G

wungus vc open forthe public \

[tough valve]

Indistinguishable mound of fluff

[dusty onyx]

I really love his coat

He is the goat

[tough valve]

Fluffball owners rise up

Mine is basically a chunk of Samoyed that fell off and gained its own life

[dusty onyx]

Hahah

[lament wharf]

Crouching caterpillar hidden cloud

[dim forge]

what tje car doing

what the!! what are you doing!! go back to the furyss!!!!!

[prime mango]

Kitty

[quartz smelt]

FAKE

[lament wharf]

catorias

[lament wharf]

cloud behind the rocks

[tough valve]

Uppercase DOG

[vernal whale]

https://tenor.com/view/brock-lesnar-big-boy-royal-rumble-wwe-come-at-me-gif-15860267696268444975

[ebon ocean]

But thinks he is a lap dog

[quartz smelt]

Is this the famed Updog

[ebon ocean]

No

[quartz smelt]

She stupid

[fickle forge]

It's okay she's pretty

[lament wharf]

its okay she's emergency food

[vernal whale]

Stoopid zoomies

[tough valve]

Dumbass snack

Stupid tasty, if you would

[lament wharf]

[quartz smelt]

Hidden cloud

[jade ivy]

a photoboot of shiro because he’s very expressive

[tough valve]

He's very edible as well, most likely

Look at that marbling 🤤

[jade ivy]

probably

[tough valve]

Aight I'm coming over to take a sample

[jade ivy]

feel free to do so🙏

[tough valve]

[jade ivy]

he will 100% take a sample of you

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stove-cat-cat-fail-cat-fall-cat-roll-gif-21923327

🤤

[quartz smelt]

Holy crap Shiro's cool

Unlike this shitstain

[tough valve]

I'm sure the shitstain got some good qualities though

Maybe a little rosemary and lime...

[lament wharf]

And a little honey

[lament wharf]

just babies

[vernal whale]

No thoughts, just blep

[dim forge]

silly

[tough valve]

We got fluffy lady, dumbass, guhhhhh, huhghhh eepy, cactus chomper and ⚰️, in this order, above this message ☝️

[dim forge]

🔥

fire sentence twin

[tough valve]

'Tis I, the fire spitter

(Help I need extensive tissue grafts for my burns)

[lament wharf]

Fr?

[tough valve]

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Remove the space in between

[lament wharf]

It'll show edited and make it smol

[tough valve]

[lament wharf]

[fluid nova]

@paper pollen

nvm

[paper pollen]

What

[fluid nova]

there was a scam link, it's gone now

[quartz smelt]

There used to be a hole here

[tough valve]

dog, most likely

[vale wing]

(Joke)

[inland marsh]

Most French looking thing I've ever seen in my life

[graceful jungle]

I have this dumbass dog

[tough valve]

Idot.,.

[tough valve]

Them's obviously early-gen AI images, the ones where it was just swirls of colors that somewhat resembled actual beings

[lament wharf]

Fluffy cake 🐱

[quartz smelt]

Stupid assface

[lament wharf]

Pure delicacy

[red basin]

Fatass does nothing but eat and sleep

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-literally-me-gif-11952622336513701879

[jade ivy]

more shiro incoming

[lament wharf]

holy cat

so round

[quartz smelt]

Mad aura

[lament wharf]

[jade ivy]

ngl he got fatter

those were older pics

[coral sinew]

:D

[quartz smelt]

Silly dirtbag thinks she's the queen of the world

[graceful jungle]

Dog

[graceful jungle]

She is a car engine

[lament wharf]

Dumbass

[rain arch]

Also dumb

[lament wharf]

dumb and dumber

also he looking handsome with that collar

seems to not mind it

[rain arch]

(He minds it)

[lament wharf]

toe beans

[old raven]

This is Blaise. He's waiting for mom to get the kids out of bed. If she takes too long he will start meowing at her. This is part of his morning routine. 😺

[lament wharf]

Looks like a healthy breakfast

[lament wharf]

🦶

[brittle bison]

Feet emote into pandalicking reaction is what I wouldn’t expect in pet channel🥀 🥀

[lament wharf]

Baby

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ludacris-stomp-af1-air-force1-big-foot-gif-16260191

[fluid nova]

What a cutie

[graceful nymph]

idk where else to post this💔

[tough valve]

''Bruh''

[lament wharf]

About to unleash wrath of the maggi

[prime mango]

Karl

[somber vessel]

is karl part lion

[prime mango]

Yes

He has the face shape

[near briar]

Small

[quartz smelt]

Into the bag, then bag Into the river

[long horizon]

la criatura antigua

[calm gale]

stupid moron

[tough valve]

Weird bat-cat-pig thing

(in a cute way)

[tough valve]

Packed lunch

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-gif-14094405256215046629

[thorny kayak]

Dog reveal

[lament wharf]

perfectly good lunch wasted

[lament wharf]

good dog

[lament wharf]

fluffy little floofballs

[quartz smelt]

Come and get them

[lament wharf]

Snotty brat

[near briar]

She got sinus problems

[lament wharf]

Poor lil guy

[near briar]

Ik but she gets soooooo happy after u help get them out she's the sweetest

[limpid meteor]

Most cartoonishly shapes cat

Why it so round

[tough valve]

OMW to kidnap the lil mf

[tough valve]

You can see the only two neurons behind the eyes, trying to spark together for once

[near briar]

Lmaooo i think her growth got stunted but also just genetically cartoonish

[near briar]

Lmaooo shes trying so hard!

She looks like she has something to say but lost it immeditaly

[tough valve]

''guhhhh''

[lament wharf]

she attac

cloud attac

[tough valve]

Vengeance

[quartz smelt]

Dinner + dessert

[quartz smelt]

They tasted like shit

[rain arch]

Wow ok

[quartz smelt]

don't worry they got better

[quartz smelt]

I accidentally snapped the creature in half, but I'm sure he'll be ok

[latent cave]

fluffy..

[lament wharf]

Fluffball

Dumbass

[lament wharf]

Stomp 🦶

[daring walrus]

Lil bush sitter

[quartz smelt]

The bush requires sitting

[rotund minnow]

E scooter spotted

[quartz smelt]

No that's a maine coon

[quartz smelt]

The rear tire is busted and it ain't even mine so just a space waste

[rotund minnow]

Get rid of it then

[quartz smelt]

Gotta get that tire fixed and it's gucci

[fringe mulch]

☁️ 🪨

[lament wharf]

Smack that booty

👋

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/asuras-wrath-wyzen-asura-capcom-cyberconnect2-gif-18231578

[lament wharf]

Wrap her in the straw

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cotton-candy-devour-gone-gif-12788546

[lament wharf]

just cotton candy

[tough valve]

I'm TIRED of pretending otherwise

[lament wharf]

but with protein

[tough valve]

I will consume cotton candy feline

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/hungry-eating-speedy-starving-cotton-gif-19764568

[rain arch]

She was a fake cat all along

[tough valve]

I KNEW IT

[rain arch]

I even misaligned the eyes all the time

Smh

[tough valve]

Don't be so hard on her

She has, like, one neuron to use for both of 'em

[lament wharf]

candyface

[fringe mulch]

Oh I do, quite frequently

[weak flower]

i got a puppy

fuck

how do i potty train him?

4 months got his shots

one more on june 24

ill get a photo of him sometime damn he cute

peace out

[tough valve]

Imma be real gang, DSD might not be the most appropriate place to get advice on that

All I'm qualified to say is: be patient, and be kind, he'll learn

[tough valve]

Cloud formation

[long horizon]

two chicken-nuggets living on my balcony 🐣 👌

[proper garnet]

i thought those were spiders at first

[prime mango]

Adorable

[lament wharf]

balled up

https://tenor.com/view/kungs-jump-sofa-tired-gif-11275408

[still crypt]

We have a nest with a mama bird and 5 Eggos inside

My cat also gets his own parking lot later lmao

[quartz smelt]

Abuse

[lament wharf]

nuh

rightuse of a good pillow

[quartz smelt]

Those two are not mutually exclusive

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-13747261

[lament wharf]

true\

[quartz smelt]

Blatant abuse

[lament wharf]

bootysmack

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/draco-malfoy-harry-potter-mewing-mew-slytherin-gif-8263298459687914233

Scrumptious

[scarlet maple]

had to say goodbye to our buddy domino today

[quartz smelt]

[tough valve]

More baked than fry fr

[lament wharf]

Overbaked

[tough valve]

Didn't even have the time to say WOOP WOOP 🚓

[near briar]

Lol i didn't even realize that was visible, too focused on her

Tbh that's not even a real mouse pad, I got it at a smoke shop cuz it felt like a similar material and i needed one

[jade ivy]

shiro my glorious insect eater

[lament wharf]

she eats insects?

is that healthy

[jade ivy]

he eats anything that comes across his eyesight

[lament wharf]

that why he look like a snack

[jade ivy]

probably not but sometimes i manage to stop him

[jade ivy]

fr

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

He looks like he ate bee

[quartz smelt]

You are what you eat, after all

[jade ivy]

absolutely

[jade ivy]

he has a lot of fat on his neck instead of his belly

[quartz smelt]

Cloud

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/rolling-dough-preparing-flatten-tortelloni-food52-gif-15993231

[lament wharf]

then bake her at 198 celcius

[shut pollen]

Found pics of my old kitty, I miss her so much ❤️

[lament wharf]

such floof gone

so sad

[shut pollen]

Now we got a big fat grey cat

she’s massive

[lament wharf]

do show

we love to consume big loafs here

[quartz smelt]

kat

[vernal whale]

calico

[quartz smelt]

calico

[lament wharf]

bury the face in it

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/macho-man-flying-elbow-drop-wrestling-wrestlers-gif-15700266

[lament wharf]

Yin and yang

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-facetime-funny-gif-13316048

[long horizon]

animals

[short frost]

(Old pic, I buried him already)

[proper garnet]

why would you bury him

[tough valve]

He knew too much

[earnest leaf]

This is Jemma, the remaining of my four dogs

[tough valve]

Silly lil goob

[lament wharf]

Goober

[rain arch]

https://imgur.com/a/mqJvGg1

[tough valve]

Taste test

https://tenor.com/view/cat-soup-kitty-soup-cat-cat-meme-gif-11696140935057453268

[prime mango]

Jerma

[vernal whale]

Car gets brutally smacked!

||she enjoys it lol||

[tough valve]

YES, UNSPEAKABLE VIOLENCE UPON THE TASTY MORSEL

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/rush-neil-peart-neil-peart-drum-kit-gif-8983935222794615945

[graceful jungle]

Chicken

[lament wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1075922438073880739/SPOILER_251AF7DB-6BAA-41DA-9D4B-1F896544E3E9.gif

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-in-the-huge-pillow-huge-pillow-big-pillow-soft-pillow-tricking-gif-12451481

[rain arch]

Me

[quartz smelt]

Sosig

[rain arch]

stop bullying

[quartz smelt]

no, he has to endure endless abuse and humiliation

[rain arch]

Imma drop some hard pics

[quartz smelt]

He lost his head

[lament wharf]

sosig

[lament wharf]

good there was nothing there anyways

[lament wharf]

look at that tail

[sturdy lance]

My dog when he hears the squeaky toy of instant despair and anguish:

@trail tusk @frosty surge

[trail tusk]

it reminds him of dsd vcs

why the dog got a massive ballsack growing on its chest

[sturdy lance]

fatty tumor

non cancerous

supposedly

@trail tusk

[trail tusk]

🙏

will it be removed still?

[sturdy lance]

maybe

hes old

its being thought about but the dude is 13

@trail tusk

[trail tusk]

gluip

[tough valve]

Sorry mb, I had to taste it 🤤

[quartz smelt]

Bro at least grab a leg or smth

[tough valve]

Toy's enchanted to deal psychic damage to dogs,.,.,.

[tough valve]

Sorry vro, i'll start from there next time,.,.,.

[quartz smelt]

wild creature

[vernal whale]

That’s one grizzly af dog

[sturdy lance]

He old

Old man

👴🏻

[brittle bison]

My dumbahh car is 21 yo just turned 21 last month

[lament wharf]

21

Damn

Old ah car

[rain arch]

Gramp

[tough valve]

Finely aged 🤤

[rain arch]

Just like ur mum

[lament wharf]

la creatura

[vernal whale]

Lean morsel

[lament wharf]

car

delish car

[tough valve]

🤤

Multi-flavored, too

[lament wharf]

[fringe mulch]

Rocky road

[tough valve]

A tasty oven roast, over a bed of wheat 🤤

[scarlet maple]

got his box and paw print back today

[proper garnet]

rest in piece

[quartz smelt]

Pain

[latent cave]

@near briar

[near briar]

Very nice

Great posture

[latent cave]

for real

[tough saffron]

I think I posted this before but here.

[near briar]

@tough saffron @latent cave

Bottom right was the pic I was trying to find

The others are good too tho that's a different park

[tough saffron]

Nevermind this is sick.

[vernal whale]

Cat that goes for walks, based

Also, do you have something for your cat’s allergies?

I can see snot on its nose

[limpid meteor]

Why your cats so damn ethereal all the time

[finite temple]

Cat belongs to my gf unfortunately

Plan on stealing her.

[tough valve]

Aww, she acts a lot like my own ball of fluff and hype

[sturdy lance]

@trail tusk

Goofy ass old man

[trail tusk]

the daugg

[finite temple]

I potty trained her by having her show me the basement (her #1 target spot for messes) when I got home so now she gets all excited and runs down there when I get home

[forest ibex]

Cute.

[tough valve]

The smartest lil dumbasses 🫳 🐕

[vernal whale]

Two dogs one braincell

[quartz smelt]

Assistant branch manager

[rain arch]

dumbass

[quartz smelt]

Rude

[rain arch]

bro tryna catches a plastic stick that hardly moves

👎

[quartz smelt]

She just old

[tough valve]

He's right y'know

very bumb

[vernal whale]

loveable morsel waiting to get a bite

[quartz smelt]

Annihilate the creature to prevent unwanted bites

[quartz smelt]

Sick girl

[tough valve]

I knew I shouldn't have seasoned her that hard 😭

How's she?

[quartz smelt]

Idk prolly good, but also incredibly stupid

[tough valve]

Now that's a nice cone o' fried bits 🤤

[lament wharf]

damn

i hope she'll be okay

[vernal whale]

she a stupid but beautiful cat, she's got this

[rain arch]

She got the cone

[quartz smelt]

The devil himself

[prime mango]

[tough valve]

A bit burnt, probably doesn't taste too great, 3/10

[tough valve]

Girlie can't catch a nap without being bothered

[rain arch]

She can't escape the pspspsps

[tough valve]

I'm picturing you just stalking around the garden, looking for cats to annoy

[rain arch]

What the fuck how do you know

[tough valve]

📷

[rain arch]

[quartz smelt]

Can confirm, was stalking him while he was stalking you stalking the cats

[tough valve]

How's the sausage roll doing

[quartz smelt]

Still stupid

But better

[tough valve]

Nice

Gotta be nice and healthy in order to become a top tier dish

[quartz smelt]

Trash food will never become a top tier dish

[tough valve]

Nuh-uh

I see potential

She fatty, well-marbled and evenly cooked

That's some prime pot roast material

Look at that maillard browning on her

🤤

[lament wharf]

Cuckoo

[lament wharf]

For real

Sneaky noiboi

[quartz smelt]

violent local gang

[lament wharf]

dawg

[lament wharf]

pupper

[quartz smelt]

doog

[graceful nova]

What a lad

[lament wharf]

Ball of fur

[lament wharf]

🦶

stompable piece of floof

[limpid meteor]

Sweet mother of God, those are some CURLY pantaloons

[harsh bay]

From one of my friends

[limpid meteor]

Eat their cat

[harsh bay]

Time to go to America to eat a cat

The bin explorer caught red handed and acting like she is innocent

[tough valve]

She knows what she has done

[vernal whale]

Scritch the feline until she snoozes

[quartz smelt]

Extremely dangerous feral creature, caution is advised

[lament wharf]

Precious lil floof

[lament wharf]

I agree

[lament wharf]

wash car in the well
take home garnish and serve

🤤

[sick wagon]

Car on chair

[lament wharf]

Tasty looking car

[tough valve]

Evil plotter mom and can't-breathe-and-walk-at-the-same-time daughter

[rain arch]

Guess who

[tough valve]

Choosing the evil option might mean a slow and painful death

Left is evil mom, right is maggi

[rain arch]

No it is one cat

[tough valve]

Wtf the cat split into two,.,.,.

They're both the evil mom then

[rain arch]

Damn

He is true

Here is your prize@tough valve

[tough valve]

Bomb has been successfully defused

[quartz smelt]

Stupid

[lament wharf]

Maggie is back

Lil baby

[quartz smelt]

Peculiar specimen of unknown intelligence

[lament wharf]

Dumbass

Food material

[quartz smelt]

Not enough evidence to confirm or deny

[lament wharf]

Should have consumed

[quartz smelt]

It's someone else's property, I ain't no thief bruh

[lament wharf]

Damn

[scenic charm]

New pup

Hank

[tough valve]

Omfg how is he this cute

Aight imma kidnap him

(Dw i'll give him TLC)

[vernal whale]

holy shit that is one lovable looking pupper

nothing in that noggin

[quartz smelt]

gentleman

[quartz smelt]

absolute void

[vernal whale]

more than a void, a black hole

[tough valve]

Peak dumbass fr

[lament wharf]

Damn buddy you love dark puppies don't you

Looks fucking adorable

[lament wharf]

No brain inside

Just floof

[lament wharf]

Nice rug can i stomp on it

[quartz smelt]

Jailed for excessive stupidity

[lament wharf]

Will he be tried for it

In open court

[quartz smelt]

No, instant execution

He pleaded mercy so instead he has to do guard duty defending other trash

[lament wharf]

Fair punishment

[tough valve]

Most merciful

[quartz smelt]

Exceptionally low functioning neuron count

[fringe mulch]

Zero thoughts but so pretty 😍

[lament wharf]

Tea flavoured car

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/ludacris-stomp-af1-air-force1-big-foot-gif-16260191

[vernal whale]

How’s the stupid beautiful floof doing

[quartz smelt]

beautiful? Idk what you talkin about, no such things here
The stupid one is fine tho, constantly begs for attention now that the cone of shame is gone

[tough valve]

Good to know the dumbass is doing fine

lil shit

[long horizon]

they laid more eggs

👺 🥚

[limpid meteor]

Ah yes

The "nest"

[lament wharf]

Oh nice

[long horizon]

🐣

fun fact: pigeons almost always lay clutches-of-eggs in two's

[tough valve]

Pigeons are comically shit at making nests

It's silly

[lament wharf]

Ye

[long horizon]

the momma did a good job guarding it i guess, she put up a fight against me when I tried to relocate it

had no idea she laid more eggs tho

[tough valve]

YEAH MAGGI FIGHT BACK

[tough valve]

👁️

[quartz smelt]

one white as a cloud, other brown as...uh, mud

[tough valve]

Both tasty af

🤤

[quartz smelt]

sky and earth

[long horizon]

tequila & frijoles

😻

[paper garnet]

@robust estuary