#pets
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ull never find the corpses of every1 who was 2 meen 2 me
The suspiciously corpse-sized fresh patch of dirt:
Never cease annoying the beast
you will soon lose that remaining hand
I don't need it anyway
Yeah no I can see right through that
The twist is, he's the killer
No dog this FAT could not be
fatphobic much?
I HATE fat dogs
I hate them so much I want to hug them
And squeeze 'em
And give 'em TLC

cats get catnip, dogs get infant human babies
different types of weed for every creature on this earth
So what's his dosage
the precise declining birthdate per day figures on every country on earth
Bear is environmentally conscious
What a considerate beast
he forgot there were leftovers
Snack storage
Absolutely not
Most obvious skinwalker I've ever seen
She has taken all of what was good in her and put it in a clone
She needs those to hatch mass murder plans


That's me praying for a goth gf
my dog is picasso apparently
pisscaso
Send the macaw again.
parret.
Parrot.
Meow
I darrr
Big stoopid floof
jk I love big floof
This idiot's intelligence is so low, I had to manually teach her how to breathe
Lil shit’s tripping on gabapentin and antibiotics, for another UTI.
Stumbled upon some unusual dog breeds
Extra seasoning 🤤
Pissrat
rest in peace rigby
awww
you said you had him for nearly half your life right?
yeah
that last picture is like a couple days or so after we found him and his sister callie
roughly like 9 years ago or so
feeling okay man?
hell no lol i cried for like 45 minutes
ive just been scrolling pictures of him
but itll be alright
good, im glad you got it out of your system
maybe take a little time to yourself? grieve and stuff?
yeah
❤️
im here for you if you need anything, alright? I hope you'll feel better soon. I'll check in whenever possible
thanks homie means a lot
🫂
I'm sorry for your loss, losing a pet fucking sucks man 😢
thanks gang
Single braincell is happy
God. What a lovely unit he must’ve been.
I still think of my older brother’s cat sometimes and how we gave that problematic cat a good home for 14 years straight from a kitten’s age.
Last image of her from May of ‘21.
She had basically mentally clocked out in the last 48h. This was 24h before moving on to the next plane of existence. She was a stray, had improper litter training and special needs but we raised and kept her alive all these years.
Why he so stupid
💯
awwww:(
Orange
orange
Orange.
Odd looking cat
Bugged eyed freak. Don't let that face fool you comrades. He has developed a taste for 20 dollar bills.
the snorer
He really wants those belly rubs
aww
poor kitty rest in peace
she looks majestic
bread?
Bread
Nice rug
It's dinner
Silly fella I met today
And dumb
Lmao look at that dumbass
Does that mean it can be eaten
why does she have to look at me like this when Im just minding my own business
Coomer anime figurine my housemate has
Do NOT fall for her charms
She's trying to get you to touch the floof (it's actually a black hole painted white)
@crisp nest
oh this is quite excellent
It would make a nice baked potato

Stoopid floofies

Lil shitter’s got very early stages of kidney disease 😭
hes an alcoholic
Nah *she’s a protein buff-em-up
so give her one of your kidneys
selfish

MR BEAR NO
its morning and she still asleep
Glad to see you keeping the floor clean
Can't clean it using trash, unfortunately

Get a stick and push him around the floor, put him to work
Make the lil fatass pay rent alright
Goofy ass
It is ok she forgot

Free from thought at last
rip the goat

Bloodthirsty beast
Dinner
Food fell asleep
I will eat that shit raw
bro eating raw shit
@trail tusk
fooood
🤤 Tasty bnuy
This is me irl. How did you get this
delciious sleeping food 🥺
You fat lard
Very plump, would make for a fine medium-well steak
i could make so many maki rolls out of this one
Yummers…
Smh what a cold and detached mom
Lil maggi just wants some love 😭
Just a taste 🤤
pick her up and hug her
🥺
dont worry I picked her up and juggled her around
While this is a rooster
I’m sure it would make a nice dinner
It’s wild too so no chemicals in it
Except for micro plastics
yeah...
delicious microplastics
I need my microplastic meals 💯
they sell these at grocery stores now
Overpriced
Nah good price trust
Not exactly what I expected when I opened this channel
For reals
Le cate angy
FLUFFY KITTY
The ferocious beast
Goober spotted
Didn't you die
No it's dinner
unperishable
fr fr
The burger that bites you back
Yeah quite intense
i dont see thunder when 2 clouds are colliding
This dude's been dead for over 10 years 
Is he still lying there
yeah cuz its dark and empty in there
you need help
get this guy some help
Best I can do is a gun

Im sorry but the way you said it made it seem like you just left the dead cat lying there for 10 years

Nah pretty sure we took the cat with us
And you're still lugging that possessed entity around?
Everyone knows, just as piss is stored in the balls, evil spirits are stored in felines
Except for this cloud here, as it's a straight vacuum inside that skull, so evil spirits can't get in
Aww, lil idiot
hot dog 🌭
I was trying to take a nap
And Pfeffy walked over my chest like 5 times
Until I had to pet him
Imagine
get a harness for your cats, they deserve to see the world, even if theyre "indoor" cats
I prefer to leave them untethered
Do their own thing
Let em roam the streets
Those must be some safe fucking streets
BUBY
same motherfucker that was on the counter...
looks cute
shes being naughty rn
she has toys and everything what more could she possibly ask for
why is she so cunty
I miss havin’ a rabbit as a pet :/
whimsical nature of a bunby
aye
my hermit crabs keep killing the snails & stealing their shells 
this one's tryna shove his butt in a shell that's clearly too small
Naked hermit crab !!
This is a dangerous and ferocious creature, caution is advised
The seals cannot contain the beast anymore
Yes
ong 🤤
La creatura
cousin's baby void I got to hold and pet. Has minor neurological issues but it's nothing bad
Dark beast as dark as night
Already reserved
for me?
Nah
cap
it's obviously for me
We will fight to the death, then
power
look at this evil creature
you can have this one
she will probably eat your face
fat
no he's dead
Who hosed the car
Cloud
This does NOT look like an akita
She grew again bru
is that a fucking spider
ya
What uh... What kind
Trinidad chevron tarantula
Very nice, how's the temperament?
AWESOME
I used to own a pink tarantula as a kid
love tarantulas
❤️ 🕷️
She just chills in her tunnel and looks comfy. Never tried to escape, always retreats first
Is she comfortable being handled?
Mine was but after a long time of her getting used to me
unfortunately she was only ever comfortable with me, and sprayed anyone else who tried to handle her
😭
I haven't tried and i won't they are fast little things
I see, shes small then
Mine was about the size of my whole hand
Asked my grandma, it was an avic
Fatty
Ugly hoe
pretty hoe
evil hoe
gorgeous fluff of stupidity
Tasty hoe
Mexican standoff
Dumb and Dumber
glam queen]
photos app is cooking god damn 🔥
@vivid tapir
bro it's so funny
it's a dead catnip
her ass is TRYING SO HARD to get HIGH
DRUG ADDICTED CAT .
lost in the sauce
Vegan cat
old woman
He's already been baked
Weird ass cat
@trail tusk milky
Bnuy
Awww, it'll grow into a delicious stew
My pupper
Steel wool sniffer
Hard to see but she’s snagged her lip on her tooth
Dumbass
Fatass
<@&194771473951490048> is this a scam? Pretty sure it's a scam
Dead
Awesome
Very cute thank you
Very cute thank you
yooo we got similar cats
Pilk
Squirrel
We got a third dog. 💀
We just introduced him to our other two, Lola & Daisy (the black n white one) - I was worried at first but they seem to be getting along really well. :)
His name's Stanley.
i see only 2
Lola was inside
Here he is!!
Dog
DAWG
Ever close your eyes and imagine you’re somewhere else? Sometimes I do this and imagine my late friend rubbing his face against mine. It takes me a second usually to realize it’s not him, and he’s not going to do that ever again.
Wish he was still here.
fatass
Cute kitty
💔
If it makes you feel any better you have an amazing video game collection there.
Game cube and n64 were peak
Thanks.
Zelda is my favorite, if you couldn’t tell.
Ocarina of time and majoras mask were my favorite
Got em both. Authentic carts
Nice
Long live the king
cat on cat crime
That is one very content goober
He smelled the garlic breath
I could have lost my hand since it was a random ahh dog
Was it that big
I just have tiny Trump hands
awww
That things orange
Murderous cloud
Stupid cat
which one
The one in the box
nah that's the smarter one, the other is dumb as shit
Like absolute peanut brain
So me
Nah, the cat is at least nice to pet
So im not nice…..
@trail tusk
He got beef with gas piping
Nothing but fear in his eyes.
buby
My iPad baby
Bnuy
U know mois
moist?
yea
@spare veldt
Richtiger Hund
Beleidigt mein Goat Whitebeard so.
Noo don't waste food
I'm just tenderizing the meat 🤤
Devour this trash
Happily

@trail tusk rabbit snoring
Bnuy
bnuy
She gon get smacked
Why yo foot steppin on the bunny
Very pretty kitties
They suck tbh
You just gotta eat them
Evil
I don't eat trash
But it's waste of delicious food
I could eat evil
I can chop 'em up and send you
Nah need em fresh
Flip it
only works with pancakes, not meatballs
Seems like an issue with skill
No skill issue when there's no skill
can always use a spatula
very cute
What's his name
Noé

It’s the French for Noah the guy in the Bible
would pet
Yeah but also in France or Europe idk each year you need to choose a name that start with a specific letter the year I got him was the year of N
Is that a rule or something
Yes
But you can call him anything you want just in his paper he need to have a name that start with N for example
It’s the letter A in 20225
2025
Cute
Thanks
Grey is Taz
Orange is Leif
Brown tabby is Quavo
Black/gray tabby is Casey
Casey is a very big guy
very cute
Your bunnies grew up holy moly
Dog (Uppercase), dog (lowercase)
fluffy flifyy
@scarlet latch thats not all of them in one video because some like staying in my siblings rooms or wtv but you get the idea
my friend’s son
Fluff
Furball
Ded
Fucking Ron Pearlman lookin ahh
me on thanks giving vs me normal
real
That’s a fine shaped cat
ik shes not FAT fat cause shes all squishy and my grandmas fatass cats are like solid walking balls of lard
legit
aww ❤️
Featherless biped, human.
a bubny
Dumb ass
Bnuman
Floofy creature
very handsome
what a pretty lady
Endless void
Ultimate dumbass

My cat sat on the groceries. PRAISE HER
She legit looks like she's smiling on most pics
So pretty 🥰
That's because she's the queen of this house
Yes. Yes she is.
Bag of fur
Omg sweetie
Monke
Damn paparazzi
Dog
Echolocation.
consume
I will obliterate
it's not food, it's trash
He's soo cute lol
There's this picture of him on catnip let me find it.
I can't find a good enough pic of her because she's too damn chaotic
Mhm
real
more protein
On the workshop bunkcouch
He's got a point
He thinks he's sneaky.
Bean
alive
Omg kitten
Nice pillow
Evil creature
Most foul
Stupid creature
The creatures eyes seem filled with hatred
Delicious creature
Accusatory finger
ACCUSED OF BEING TOO DAMN TASTY
GUILTY 
🤤
Tasty garbage 🤤
she garbage but she goregous garbage
Is that someone else balcony
It belongs to the cats now
Foul beast.
Floof
He's a fluffy bozo
Cloud and caramel brownie
mr bear!!!

Why were they smoking
bros were like who this dumb ass mf
🤤 Lil afternoon snack
do we approve of catorias?🙏🏽🌹❤️🩹
Catorias of the furyss
Killed this lady so many times I feel sorry for her
Aww, look at the lil morsel
taking a hit
😻
"whachu got there skinflap"
Fuck you lookin at
oh my god that cat is beautiful
ima steal it keeps your doors and windows locked
No, go ahead, take him, he kinda sucks
Weird doorstop ngl
Ship it
That would be cruel
Imagine you get a package, open it and it's just trash inside
Don't eat it, it will rot your brain
It's a totem animal, you eat it - you take on its traits
Food
Pls don't
Crunchy.
@inland pike no channel for animals this isnt my pet it's wild
maturation!!!!!
it is an Australasian swamphen
I hear theyre loud and annoying and like ponga trees
Yeah they scream
and eat from gardens
can do, the ones here are shy and don't like people
I need to see one in person
You hear them screaming in the reeds in wetlands
Would send full photos but I'm on my phone and don't have the ones I've taken on my camera
Those birds have leaf-like structures on their toes
Ew low quality I downloaded it before it loaded
Birds that have the thin, long and spread out toes usually wade in wetlands or estuaries, some shorebirds have them too
Good for distributing weight and balancing in the mud
wadding feet
Yep
Such silly creatures I love tjem
We have lots of weird birds here
I'm in Australia so weird animals are everywhere
BITTERN
People call them boomers in some states
Ardea alba modesta 🔥
big neck
Great egret
Ive got awesome photos I would share the link to but its on a science website, so my name + the exact location the photo was taken is public and I do not want to share that in such a big server
I might be able to find some I've uploaded on discord tho
oh the screaming bird idk it's name
bellbird
Something Bellbird
We have wattlebirds here that have actual wattles it's cool
eyebrow wattles
here
whats the bottom right
nope
Different genus
I forget their scientific name
It's weird
Tribonyx morteri or something
Tribonyx mortierii
In response to this I will say thank you for sending the silly bird photo and inspiring me to send a photo of a similar bird here which allowed me to have a lovely conversation :)
Where's my poké flute
what questline do I have to pursue to get past this
looks hella fat in that last pic
He's fat you need to wear your glasses nerd
I'm wearing them

What the stupid ass doing
Being an idiot
That's not just idiocy
Its downright insert slur
Mf finding the braincell
There's none to be found here
@near briar
Like a crane machine lmao
The clawwwww
I'm this guy
Killing machine
still kills despite missing two great canine teeth

attacks are far more fearsome
the goobiest
UGHHH I WANNA PAT HIM
WHY THE ONE IN THE BACK LOOKS SO STUPID HIS EARS LOOK LIKE THAT OF A DOG😭
SILLY ADORABLE
he had a tumor in his ear which was removed
but due to that he cant keep the ear up right anymore
I feel bad now
nah dw it wasnt anything serious
May he live long
he just looks tupid now :3
He looks good! Hope his health last!
You are a good cat owner, i remember once a friend showed me their overweight cat
Got me worried.
@tepid cargo
so polite
little thing
coo?






