pets

[acoustic totem]

sleepy floof

[prime mango]

bros italian

[coarse igloo]

im american

[prime mango]

your heritage?

[coarse igloo]

but yeah of italian descent

[acoustic totem]

I just ate an apple too

[prime mango]

there we go

i knew it

[acoustic totem]

[opaque beacon]

I got my cat some freeze dried fish cat treats which she LOOOVED but somebody fucking threw them away

[prime mango]

dayum

[coarse igloo]

now why would they do that…

[opaque beacon]

I have no idea

[coarse igloo]

evil once again outside the comprehension of honest folk

[opaque beacon]

I got her a harness with sushis on it

And was harness training her

But then winter came and I got lazy and I stopped training her

[coarse igloo]

cats are either indoor or outdoor

[opaque beacon]

The Old Man was both

[coarse igloo]

if a cat gets skittish outside it’s dangerous for them outside

[opaque beacon]

Yeah that's why I'm harness training her and don't let her outside by herself or off the harness

[coarse igloo]

my kitty was a stray as a kitten so i let him out back but I watch him and he always comes running to the door if he gets scared

im in a small town however

would never let him out if i still lived in the city

dangerous

[opaque beacon]

Same I would never let them out if I lived in the city

[coarse igloo]

easy for little kitties to get overwhelmed by it all

easy for me to get overwhelmed by it all i hate “civilization”

[opaque beacon]

I live in the suburbs and everybody in my neighborhood knew The Old Man was my cat. Homie walked up and down the sidewalk like he was a person

[coarse igloo]

shadow was always more out than in, he would roam around then pop on back for some food or warmth

sometimes he would disappear for a while

but he always found his way back

[coarse igloo]

we moved across town, little over a mile and he would always go back to our old house, so i would go there after school and then walk to the new place with him

[coarse igloo]

hes too smoothed you have to rufflw him

e

[gusty light]

Sleep normally bruh 🤦‍♂️

[rain arch]

That's normal

[acoustic totem]

honk

[stuck vector]

I KNOW SHE DOESSS AWWWN

[acoustic totem]

very pretty cat

looks very fluffy

5/5

[fringe mulch]

Thank you 😌 yes, he is a big fluffy boi

[tough valve]

Lil gremlin

[tough valve]

Would make for a great salad 🤤

[quartz smelt]

Ah, dinner

[quartz smelt]

Worthless idiot

[long horizon]

[acoustic totem]

cute kitty

liked the towels(?)

[rain arch]

Folded carpet

His new favorite spot

[radiant hull]

Someone made this of my dipshit orange

[prime mango]

i love this

[fossil tangle]

Ah yes

Breakfast

[quartz smelt]

You dumbass

This is, clearly, dinner

[fossil tangle]

[radiant hull]

Late night snack actually

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1335000644536500299/IMG_20250131_223538.jpg?ex=679e93bc&is=679d423c&hm=521241348c77f1578a9482a62bf9bcfa0b843b4fe0a0f3b78bf76807a8c7ec20&

[fossil tangle]

Yin and Yang

[acoustic totem]

I like the floof on the left

[gusty light]

Here's my dumb stupid moron son that I got from the dumb stupid moron town.

[quartz smelt]

God he's stupid

[rain arch]

Bite, bite

[quartz smelt]

Nah she licks

[rain arch]

I see

just tasting

for now

[quartz smelt]

She only eats dirty stinky stuff

Refuses to drink fresh clean water when there's a bowl of dirty two day old water

[rain arch]

she is waiting for you to forget to shower

[quartz smelt]

She does look at me disappointed whenever i shower, you may be onto something

[rain arch]

[crisp nest]

Why do they always have a literal aura

They glow

What the fuck

They are so pretty it is unreasonable.

[rain arch]

Just having their daily dose of photosynthesis

[quartz smelt]

It's because their future is so bright

[harsh shoal]

snail

[acoustic totem]

love buns

[vernal whale]

Bossy bitch demands food

[acoustic totem]

cute torti

[fossil tangle]

Ah yes, rabbit soup

[fossil tangle]

The creature DEMANDS to be fed

[gusty light]

His ass is NOT gaming.

[rain arch]

Fat ass

[quartz smelt]

Obliterate the creatures

[quartz smelt]

Ugly

[short frost]

Pretending not interested in ER

[fossil tangle]

The creature is too smart for us

He's playing using mine control

[rain arch]

Mom and son

[quartz smelt]

Hot single mom in your area

[gusty light]

I want the hot single moms in my area.
But do the hot single moms in my area want me?

[fossil tangle]

Wait that's the son?

How

[rain arch]

Well you see

When a male cat and a female cat go in heat

[acoustic totem]

Vanille and Curry?

[fossil tangle]

I'm just saying they look so different

[acoustic totem]

Dad's genes

[fossil tangle]

The dad doesn't look like that tho?

He's similar to the mom but he's dark brownish

[acoustic totem]

Regressive genes or something then

[fickle forge]

Mama cheated on the pawpaw

[acoustic totem]

I would love some curry yk

thinking about it

I might cook some now

[rain arch]

Yeah

[rain arch]

Different dad

Our orange was a little accident

his father was a cat in the neighborhood

and he was the only kitten from that

[fossil tangle]

So the dark brown cat is the dad that stepped up pretty much

[rain arch]

He is the best

[fossil tangle]

He even has his arm around his shoulders

This type of stuff brings a tear to my eye🤧

[fickle forge]

Oh that's awesome

[fossil tangle]

NOOO

I was gonna grab it

[fossil tangle]

The creature is armed

[fossil tangle]

I see the collar

The creature must've wandered the streets

[rain arch]

He always wears one i guess it is hard to see normally in winter

[crisp nest]

Oh my GOOOOOOOOD

LITTLE ORANGE NUGGET

[fossil tangle]

orang

[tough valve]

Omg look at his stupid little face I wanna consume this fluffy boi so bad

[tough valve]

(Same as above)

[daring walrus]

WITNESS OF THE HORRORS

[daring walrus]

Creature of sloth.

[fossil tangle]

Me when I see a bad bih

[vernal whale]

Old photo of brother’s stupid ragdoll cat in a little basket(she’s smol but a fluid). Was one of the most attitude-laden and special needs cats I’ve had to take care of.

She actually was kinda stupid

[cold fossil]

What a cute kitty

[fossil tangle]

She has the terminator red eye

https://tenor.com/view/terminator2-terminator-arnold-schwarzenegger-cyborg-robot-gif-7974568

[quartz smelt]

Moron

[acoustic totem]

[fossil tangle]

He's looking for edibles

[quartz smelt]

Only sweaty shoes there
Her favorite flavor

[harsh shoal]

heres the smoocher

[fossil tangle]

Rabbit got rizz

Too bad he'll be executed and eaten

[quartz smelt]

Can I trade my cat for it

[acoustic totem]

bunny

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuuy-bunny-shitpost-rabbit-mm-yees-bnuuy-gif-7970488282837678817

[crisp nest]

Eggs

[sturdy lance]

1600 calories

[somber vessel]

Did you finally get a bunny cuh

Prob not

You’re a fake bunny fan

[harsh shoal]

I did

[somber vessel]

Wait what forealsies

You’re lying

[quartz smelt]

The bnuy is clearly photoshopped

[harsh shoal]

photoshop

[fossil tangle]

350 grams of protein

[fossil tangle]

Not a mogger

Rejected

[radiant hull]

A mimir

[quartz smelt]

Ominous

[sick wagon]

omg

So cute

[quartz smelt]

[tough valve]

Welp that's it

Lil shit's going in the stew

[quartz smelt]

What I did with the picture is what in the mainstream media we like to call a Clickbait. The other cat left the cut, unfortunately due to info manipulation, the one on the pic will suffer the punishment

[fossil tangle]

Catcisim

[vernal whale]

tortie coon is nicer than the white coon, I take it? Or are they both just mean?

[tough valve]

Aight both go in then

We eatin' GOOD

[quartz smelt]

Co0t

[proper garnet]

zesty ahh

[fossil tangle]

What did he do to deserve TS 💔

[radiant hull]

Made a mess of mozzarella sticks

[fossil tangle]

Your honor shut the fuck up he's innocent

[radiant hull]

Look at him

[limpid meteor]

Nah, that mf guilty

[tough valve]

Crunchy

[tough valve]

Look at that MEAT

[fringe mulch]

Feed a man for a week

[fossil tangle]

We need to see him after a shower with all that fur

Show his true self

[fossil tangle]

I'm calling the police atp stop abusing the cat

[radiant hull]

I dont abuse him

The white bitch does

[quartz smelt]

Should I crush the fool

[radiant hull]

Yes

[radiant hull]

He chillin

[fossil tangle]

He hiding

[radiant hull]

He’s loafed uo

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-crack-an-egg-break-an-egg-lets-get-crackin-get-crackin-gif-16765383

[radiant hull]

I sleep 5 feet away from him he loves me

[radiant hull]

Bro i wake up to this mf snuggled up next to me

[quartz smelt]

Excessive force and violence

[radiant hull]

@fossil tangle

[fossil tangle]

The car is safe for now

[radiant hull]

Yea

[quartz smelt]

Poor thing cant move because fear paralyzed it

[radiant hull]

I will film me eating my cat

When he returns

[quartz smelt]

Nice

[radiant hull]

He’s tweaking rn

Orange shithead

[quartz smelt]

Wow i'm sad now, so rude

[radiant hull]

He’s evil

I was petting him and he bit me

[vernal whale]

Is innocent until she gets hangry

[radiant hull]

She looks derpy

[vernal whale]

She bites the sheets to wake me up in the middle of the night

[vernal whale]

She is even more derpy now that she’s lost 4 teeth to required removal. Decaying and all. Top canines are gone.

[vernal whale]

[radiant hull]

Amazing

[vernal whale]

She now gets her fucking bottom canines stuck in shit all the time and I have to push her jaw down carefully

She’s 15, so tooth loss makes sense :/

[radiant hull]

Judging by the rest of my cats she’s got like 10 years

[prime mango]

normal orange cat behavior

i used to have one

annabelle

she was such a goober

[fossil tangle]

CHONK

[fossil tangle]

The car is NOT a hockey ball

[radiant hull]

Wrong

[quartz smelt]

Still uncooked :/

[fossil tangle]

Still letting it dry out

Then we'll butter it up and put it in an oven

[quartz smelt]

Bro muted

L

[acoustic totem]

why is your bed so round

[acoustic totem]

very pretty

[acoustic totem]

sunbathing very cute

[quartz smelt]

What this shithead looking at

[tough valve]

YES, UNTOLD VIOLENCE UPON THE TASTY NUGGET

[quartz smelt]

I will utterly destroy this vile monstrosity

[quartz smelt]

High quality Puma merchandise

[acoustic totem]

a... noogie?

[vernal whale]

knocking my knuckle on her gently

she likes it

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hammer-annoyed-giant-gif-24029759

[fringe mulch]

Car reupholstery

[quartz smelt]

Grown ass car thinks she's a baby, what an absolute donkey

[acoustic totem]

c utie

[rain arch]

Is she dumb

[quartz smelt]

Beyond belief

[rain arch]

[obtuse glen]

[daring walrus]

I swear to God, Lola is going to be the fucking death of me.

This burnt toast cinnamon covered shithound...

She took off when I was letting Daisy inside, ran after a truck, got Daisy excited then when I managed to get Daisy inside Lola ran off AGAIN across the neighborhood and harassed some poor old lady's dogs, she yelled at me - then half way down the goddamned block she finally stops and a kindly old man gives me an leash to take her home with.

Though that's AFTER Lola was dragging me through the snowbanks while I had her by the scruff.

The little bitch..

I'm gonna go take a bath.

Apologize to the neighbours.

Ugghh..

[robust estuary]

What a dawg

[daring walrus]

I WILL THROTTLE HER

[robust estuary]

NUUU

[daring walrus]

This isn't even the first time she's run off, but this is the worst case where she has

Usually she just runs around then comes right back

Today?

ZOOM

GONE

BEING A FUCKING MENACE

I physically cannot bring myself to be angry at her

Cuz when I finally caught up to her she knew she did wrong, she's just

Dumb

We need to hire a fucking trainer...

[prime mango]

real

[delicate yew]

This dawg is fighting his own war and he has no rules, no boundaries. He doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. He's not loyal to a country or a flag or any set of ideals. He trades blood for money. He's your new best friend.

Worst of all there’s not one thought behind those eyes or ears

[harsh shoal]

yes there is

"lick lick lick lick lick lick"

[quartz smelt]

What a dum

[rain arch]

Bro

I hope that's the cat's personal bed

[quartz smelt]

Nope, housemate has to vacuum it every evening since he wreaks havoc on it

[rain arch]

Mf losing so much fur

[quartz smelt]

I'm spared that fate since the cats are too terrified of my wrath

[rain arch]

[nocturne berry]

this is my dog, his name is Emerald

[shut pollen]

Megatron

[harsh shoal]

is ur cat actually named megatron

[vernal whale]

scraggly girl admiring me

[vernal whale]

you'd be surprised at the stupid names people give pets

[prime mango]

orang

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/lovecraft-hp-lovecraft-catboy-cthulhu-uwu-lovecraft-gif-14053520896819825431

[shut pollen]

He’s my friends cat but yeah

[acoustic totem]

wow such a cutie

[obtuse glen]

Clean your lens bro

Nice cat btw

[acoustic totem]

is this Curry?

[rain arch]

Yeah

[vernal whale]

Another catto!

[rain arch]

Damn

They look like different color palettes of the same fighter in a fighting game

[quartz smelt]

All equally useless

[rain arch]

[quartz smelt]

Grumps

[fringe mulch]

Beautiful car 😍

[quartz smelt]

He stoopid

[radiant hull]

I beat the brains out

[prime mango]

goober

[solemn jacinth]

@quartz smelt loves his pillow. 😊

[quartz smelt]

I love all of my pillows

In many ways

[solemn jacinth]

@quartz smelt Thats a good znooze. Mm

[quartz smelt]

Food playing with food

[fickle forge]

Thought the eyebrows were eyes for a sec

[vernal whale]

Shithead got a lump on her skin that needs checking out

just hope it's benign, like her left eye color alteration(that came about a year to few years ago)

[prime mango]

goober

[quartz smelt]

Fooder

[vernal whale]

Do they like the snow

[rain arch]

Perchance

[quartz smelt]

Stupid AND ugly

🚮

[quartz smelt]

Smart AND beatiful

[radiant hull]

He’s not ugly! He’s vile!!

Vomit inducing!!

[fringe mulch]

He did my taxes earlier

[vernal whale]

fuck idk if I want a orange cat, a tortie, maine coon, or a void cat when my old girl Saffie passes in the near future

orange cats are just absolute goobers

[quartz smelt]

Orange maine coon

[vernal whale]

mix of goregous and goobery

[quartz smelt]

Mix of stupid and dumb

[fringe mulch]

Bro rockin a peanut in that noggin

[radiant hull]

Bro is head is EMPTY

Absolute buffoon

[vernal whale]

dood may be stoopid but he cute

[radiant hull]

Yea

My daughter bullies him tho

[solemn jacinth]

@radiant hull those whiskers.

@radiant hull that catll run thru ewerythin

[radiant hull]

Yup

[rain ether]

[solemn jacinth]

Its a Mink

Winter furr

[quartz smelt]

Hide that tongue you pig

[grim oracle]

Big pidge

[frail wedge]

Life is hard for babby

[coarse igloo]

he looks so sad

why is he crying

[tough valve]

That ain't no dog

That's a poorly disguised fennec fox

[coarse igloo]

dog got too much soul in its eyes

there is a man trapped in there

[frail wedge]

I know that’s just how he looks 😭

He happy at times I’ll find proof

[tough valve]

How do we know you won't be cherry-picking the few moments he looks happy, huh???

Sad boi sad boi

[frail wedge]

He looks eepy

[tough valve]

The sunlight, it burns

[coarse igloo]

the happiness fading from your dogs heart when he sees a camera:

[frail wedge]

He would allow himself to be roasted to a crisp

[tough valve]

What evil soul has cursed this poor dog to eternal misery

[coarse igloo]

creature born only to suffer

[frail wedge]

He just got stuck behind the curtains on the windowsill

After screaming at the neighbor

[coarse igloo]

discipline him

[frail wedge]

But he loves to screm

He’s a very good boy though he got hit by a car and survived

[coarse igloo]

1 million virtual years in the tesseract should do

passing in an instant

yet an eternity of suffering inflicted on the soul

[frail wedge]

I watching my parents dog rn so have two chihuahuas and a mini pin it’s constant chaos

Screaming

[quartz smelt]

Wet

[boreal wadi]

@rain ether

[rain ether]

[minor condor]

AWOOOO

[sleek tide]

heh

[vernal whale]

A Void!

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-fell-gif-19263574

[acoustic totem]

fops

[acoustic totem]

bun

[radiant hull]

Absolute weakling attempting to move the immovable object

[prime mango]

https://tenor.com/view/ferret-dancing-ferret-dancing-cute-pokemon-gif-15715669

[tough valve]

Where is Bear, Arbie

What have you done to him

[dusty onyx]

I posted him in the food channel before he turned into my pet dumplings

[lilac eagle]

is that a fox

[frail wedge]

I think he might as well be tbh

[vernal whale]

FLUFFY VOID

[acoustic totem]

so cute

[acoustic totem]

beams

[dusty onyx]

He's back

[rain arch]

His back

[fickle matrix]

Who’s the odd one out?

[quartz smelt]

Bottom right

[acoustic totem]

wowww what a floof

I want to touch

[dense sphinx]

My baby

[rain arch]

Sleeper

[fringe mulch]

I've heard of cold cuts, but cold cats??

[shrewd fable]

He isn't with us now...

[obtuse glen]

😔

[quartz smelt]

Sleepy boi

[tough valve]

Bite down, do it

🤤

[shrewd fable]

Why is bro freaky for my rat

And this mans cat

[tough valve]

Not freaky, just hungry

Tasty rat burrito let's go

The cuteness only adds to the flavor

[quartz smelt]

Why not

[shrewd fable]

Why would you eat or be freaky with a pet (a dead one at that)?

[quartz smelt]

Me? I don't know
Him? I don't care

[rain arch]

Fat

[vernal whale]

FLOOF

[acoustic totem]

awesome cat posting

[solemn jacinth]

Stella n Simba. Cat follows dog. Closeness

[tough valve]

Surf n' turf 🤤

[spiral dawn]

[quartz smelt]

Doog

[scarlet maple]

chillin with the goat of campus cats figgy today

[vernal whale]

Figgy got a specific owner on campus or is he generally cared for by campus crew?

[tough valve]

Love how you just grabbed the lil fatass and DESTROYED the menace just like that

[quartz smelt]

These abominations deserve nothing else

[quartz smelt]

Hiding from anti personnel mine (it wants to blow her to bits)

[harsh shoal]

anti personal mine in question

[tough valve]

GYATTTTT

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-dessert-spanking-slap-spoon-gif-17687682225539282009

[quartz smelt]

This is pure terror, I'd be hiding too

[tough valve]

Unmovable thicc object

[tough valve]

She won't escape justice

[fringe mulch]

bnnuy

[somber vessel]

The creature does as it pleases.

[proper garnet]

they look kinda similar

[proper garnet]

meant to reply to thus

[rain arch]

blind cat who seemd to be lost

[quartz smelt]

He doesn't see the problem here at all

[rain arch]

yes that was why we had to deal with his problem

[quartz smelt]

Poor fella

[radiant hull]

No dick no balls

[quartz smelt]

Lmao same

[tough valve]

That bottle is full of PISS

Also combining cabbage and fatty meat is a good call, well done 🤤

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/hiroi-kikuri-hiroi-drinking-sake-bocchi-the-rock-gif-10481455104251645191

[shrewd fable]

Toilet roll

[fluid nova]

🍤

[wise nexus]

My fat fucking cat

[vernal whale]

he a dapper one though

[versed adder]

dumbasscat

[small thorn]

a very rotund fancy gentlesir, with a little coke still on his lip. mans knows how to party

[acoustic totem]

very handsome

[versed adder]

[quartz smelt]

Why this car look like Mike Breaking Bad

[sick wagon]

Car

[tough valve]

Mmmmm 🤤

[vernal whale]

Perspective makes her look meaty

[harsh shoal]

bountiful harvest

[quartz smelt]

Bear

[dusty onyx]

Somehow he returned

[quartz smelt]

Jelly

[somber vessel]

Is this thing real

[harsh shoal]

this is a shape

@trail tusk

[somber vessel]

This is fake bunny

[harsh shoal]

real bunny

bunnies come in a variety of shapes

[somber vessel]

Where’s the octagonal ones

[harsh shoal]

u must discover

[trail tusk]

cute bubny

[quartz smelt]

Fake

[tough valve]

How is he so damn FAT

[somber vessel]

i think that hurts his feelings

[remote meadow]

What breed is this baby bear

[remote meadow]

Who are these fine gentlemen

[quartz smelt]

A couple of loser outcasts

[remote meadow]

Damn, rough journey eh?

[quartz smelt]

It is what it is

[remote meadow]

Truly

[dusty onyx]

Chow chow

[remote meadow]

Fine choice

[acoustic totem]

very cute

[quartz smelt]

A claw in the dark

[trail tusk]

black car

[dusty onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301295363898081300/1343952379120320522/IMG-20250225-WA0002.jpg?ex=67bfcd70&is=67be7bf0&hm=a3882f98a6f95d2e4b0ca16e89504d191f1fc9ea03d6784d763f71500d1dc660&

we have used ozempic to get rid of all of his fat (seen at his paws)

[tough valve]

The fat will grow back

[tough valve]

Lmao look at that lil dumbass

No working neurons in there

[vernal whale]

Better display of that-

[tough valve]

''Guhhhhh''

She got the good shit from Yellies

[harsh shoal]

yellies suffers from being orange

[quartz smelt]

Dumb and dumber

[rain arch]

Nuh uh

He is smart asf

[quartz smelt]

Negative
Critical brain damage spotted

[grave crane]

cute, big fan

[tough saffron]

I'm too used to cats and birds as pets.

Whoops wrong chat yo please ignore.

[quartz smelt]

ignores you

[frail wedge]

awww zo cute

how many pounds

[sturdy lance]

Idk

Hes fat tho

[dusty onyx]

moments before the green witch is dissolved with running water from the cold tap

[spiral dawn]

Mid-meow in this one

[dusty onyx]

Very cute

[quartz smelt]

La creatura

[reef stirrup]

@crisp nest

[crisp nest]

This startled my cat

And startled me as well

[reef stirrup]

its supposed to

the mighty battle cry:

[quartz smelt]

Blud is combat ready

[acoustic totem]

such a cutie

[tough valve]

Obviously a dumbass

[tough valve]

YAS QUEEN SLAYYY 💅

[tough valve]

Turn on the faucet, do it

[rain arch]

What are you doing to the bear

[dusty onyx]

Cybernetic augmentation

[rain arch]

[tough valve]

We can rebuild him

[dusty onyx]

The million dollar bear

[somber vessel]

why is he so happy

he just ate 3 children!!

[hard prawn]

@crisp nest no gatto ?

[crisp nest]

it scream

[tough valve]

Lil demon

[solemn jacinth]

@ocean hamlet 👍🏻👍🏻

Wow

@ocean hamlet praise the sun

[dusty onyx]

Just entered yharnam

[acoustic totem]

why so shout

[vernal whale]

Little shit won’t let me work

[quartz smelt]

Just don't work, duh

[fringe mulch]

Working is for losers. I have attained true freedom through gooning all day under the overpass and eating scraps from garbage cans.

[dusty onyx]

This is not Mr bear

[rain arch]

That's mister lion

[fringe mulch]

Touch the belly and die 😌

[rain arch]

Die of peak

[fringe mulch]

If I touch my cat's belly it's fixing to be a car crash

[tough valve]

Ngl If I saw a property with this FAT boi in it, it'd be my cue to jump right in, not stay away 💀

[tough valve]

Look at this lardass

Barely moving

I will take him home

And make him a stew,.,.,.

[dusty onyx]

He'd try to fuck you though from being happy

He's too daft

When dogs bark at home angrily he just stands still stoic

Doesn't know danger

[tough valve]

[rain arch]

Thanks for treating him stew

[tough valve]

Np fam

[dusty onyx]

He does bark at strangers walking past 5 miles away tho

[tough valve]

That's strictly illegal y'see

[rain arch]

It is his territory

[tough valve]

My boi's fat cells outnumber his neurons several trillions to one

[rain arch]

Anything within 5 miles

[tough valve]

He's warning them that they should come closer so he can rizz them

[fickle forge]

Bear dog

[acoustic totem]

so cute

best kitty in chat

[solemn jacinth]

@acoustic totem hugs forever

[small thorn]

Just a pretty girl

[dusty onyx]

She's adorable, she looks like she didn't forget about the devil may cry 3 manga

[quartz smelt]

Into the trash where hr belongs

He

Tho hr fits too

[prime mango]

https://tenor.com/view/low-int-intelligence-specimen-cat-meme-gif-25294795

[solemn jacinth]

Mira Maya n Stella

The red one is Gismo

Stellas the dog

[solemn jacinth]

@quartz smelt good guard

[quartz smelt]

This asshole just stares at me 24/7 no matter what I do

[tough valve]

Well, you know what to do

🍲

[quartz smelt]

I guess I could grab some food while she's watching yeah

[rain arch]

Stare back

[quartz smelt]

I do it, she then meows

[rain arch]

She yielded

You are victorious

[quartz smelt]

I'm not because it's usually followed by her trying to nap on my laps and there's not enough space for that fatass

[tough valve]

Reduce the fatass' gravitational well by adding it to your own

🤤

[quartz smelt]

Rascals

[rain arch]

Balls

[quartz smelt]

Nice balls dude

[rain arch]

Thanks

I groomed them well

[acoustic totem]

bed bug

[quartz smelt]

Can not be. I don't devour bed bugs

[fathom timber]

stuped

[vernal whale]

Gorgeous pupper

[tough valve]

So dum 💙

[tough valve]

Unidentified entity

[dusty onyx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/214360173840433152/1346869796612083762/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_462c2b7c-07f3-4156-8839-4bc040825a45.jpg?ex=67c9c1bf&is=67c8703f&hm=26f8c969d79cf8e56ad32facd30c3affa67bdd9455c2efe9812a86706e1e6348&=&format=webp&width=729&height=968

[harsh shoal]

awesome doshagama

[harsh shoal]

heres my lagombi

[dusty onyx]

When did you realise lagombi was big chungus before big chungus

[proper garnet]

mans ate a lemon

[coarse igloo]

why my cat an @versed adder

[versed adder]

woah you got me

[harsh shoal]

Why wont my cat heal me with vigorwasps

[acoustic totem]

I recognise you

[gleaming salmon]

Its black cat

[vernal whale]

a young void!

[fickle forge]

Fellow void owner

[acoustic totem]

iirc white cats tend to be deaf?

[coarse igloo]

iirc orange cats tend to be stupid?

[rain arch]

Dumb in general

[rain arch]

My little white girl's eyes can't stand bright sunlight

[prime mango]

kitty

[tough valve]

And yet there she is, on the brightest spots

Brightest, unlike her

she dum

[harsh shoal]

The duplication machine

[quartz smelt]

I think it just might be a mirror

[radiant hull]

No

[coarse igloo]

Denies my claim WHILE posting evidence that supports it, bravo.

[proper garnet]

a rong rong time ago

[limpid meteor]

Het name us Umka, she's like 10 and blind

[tough valve]

She's also fluffy and DUMB

I can tell, she got that 0 IQ Maggi stare

[somber vessel]

Idk she looks studious asf in that last pic

[limpid meteor]

Probably the smartest cat I've known

[rain arch]

For sure

[tough valve]

Nuh-uh

BUMB

[tough valve]

Waterbrained cutie and serial killer,..,.,

[fathom pond]

Happy new year

[somber vessel]

I don’t think he consented to you taking his picture

[mystic basin]

just a little zooted

[fathom pond]

Her name's Paris🫂

She's very cute

[somber vessel]

She is

[vernal whale]

goober tortie is happy I'm off work

[fringe mulch]

Wow what a pretty kitty 💙

[somber vessel]

Woah it has homophobia

[vernal whale]

not true homophobia, courtesy of a possible melanoma that has been fortunately benign so far.

[somber vessel]

Wait fr?

[vernal whale]

Yep. She's had this condition for a few years now.

Being 15yo, I'm being watchful of her health in general.

as sad as the threat is, it's given her a beautifully colored eye. Emerald-copper hue.

[somber vessel]

Wait so melanoma can change their eye colors?

[vernal whale]

Yes. it can change the eyes color from melanocytes, cells that produce pigment.

She has Diffuse Iris Melanoma. Which is spread-out across the eye.

[somber vessel]

Ah I see now

[vernal whale]

or was it regular Iris melanoma? eh either way, she's had this for years and is still experiencing proper eyesight

just far more frequent visits to the veterinarian optometrist

[quartz smelt]

She starin'

[dusty onyx]

ohoho she's gonan fall for my trap

[vernal whale]

does le Beardog like to offroad with you?

[dusty onyx]

nah he just shat on this jeep

[vernal whale]

[tough valve]

Lmao fatass can't even bust through the glass

Skill issue

[dusty onyx]

Animated toilet brushes are weird

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-annoyed-stuck-outside-open-the-door-open-up-gif-16568613

[tough valve]

Look at that lil dumbass just going 🔀 🔃

[rain arch]

Is he dead

[tough valve]

Worse

He is fat

[fringe mulch]

Can he be dead instead

Jkjkjkjk

[radiant hull]

Dipshit

[acoustic totem]

[quartz smelt]

Illegally stupid

[rain arch]

https://imgur.com/a/cEcvsRY

[scarlet maple]

@wintry hinge shes on drugs rn so shes wobblin

[wintry hinge]

cute cat

[scarlet maple]

ong

[wintry hinge]

she's very skinny

[scarlet maple]

she is

her name is salem

she doesn't like other cats

im really the only person she fw

[wintry hinge]

salem witch trials...

[scarlet maple]

im allergic but i let her in my room

[wintry hinge]

outalst trials

[scarlet maple]

real

i own that!!

[wintry hinge]

yes i know

its why i brought it up 😭

[scarlet maple]

look at her go

[wintry hinge]

brother its not christmas no more take it down 😭

[scarlet maple]

it's unironcally been in my room for like

3 years

its just a big lamp atp

[wintry hinge]

the room looks cozy

i dig it

its better than your dorm

[scarlet maple]

most things are

[scarlet maple]

preciate that b

[wintry hinge]

its a little cramped in this bitch tho

slopmaxxing

you gotta be fried bro

[scarlet maple]

bro u should've seen my room when i was like in my really bad depression episode

it was

BAD

those pictures r also old

[wintry hinge]

how bad

[wintry hinge]

is that why it feels like the cat pic is familiar

[scarlet maple]

ud make fun of me

[scarlet maple]

its the same cat

[wintry hinge]

nah man

for depression stuff? fuck no

i might jab at you a little bit to get you to smile but id never lay it on you for that kinda stuff brother, no way

[scarlet maple]

sent in dms

not gon send here

[vernal whale]

Reminds me of when my cat had a vestibular balance disorder onset

My poor Saff couldn’t stand up at all.

These vids are about 3-6 days after initial onset. She’s like 90-95% herself now and I slept on the floor for the whole month she was recovering. Wasn’t comfortable with her hopping on bed and flopping on her back, possibly bending tail.

2nd day

Head tilted so far she had to adjust to it

[harsh shoal]

@river crest

[somber vessel]

you have a fucking macaw?

[tough valve]

Machawk tuah

[vernal whale]

Lil shit got too comfy so had to sleep on side

[proper garnet]

he’s just like me fr

[quartz smelt]

Weird fucking dogs

[rain arch]

Nice couple

[fathom timber]

high kitty

[acoustic totem]

pretty white cat

notch in ear

[tough valve]

Sorry, I had to taste 🤤

[quartz smelt]

Idiots

[fringe mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-eating-cat-eating-food-gif-24575246

[quartz smelt]

You'd get severe food poisoning from eating that trash

[fringe mulch]

I'm willing to risk it

For that delicious biscuit

[acoustic totem]

cuddles

[forest sphinx]

His name is alexander

[tough valve]

He looks dum

n cute

[dusty onyx]

so adorable

[crisp harness]

Dog!

[quartz smelt]

Oh god he stupid

[vernal whale]

And very fucking orange

[fathom timber]

WOAHHHHHHJJJJJJJHHHH

HOW MUCH DOES ONE COST

SO COOL

[lavish citrus]

got him for like 15 dollars

the tank costed over 3000 Turkish liras

[dusty onyx]

Roast chicken

[vernal whale]

Lil shitter keeping me company right next to my head right after I awoke

[rain arch]

Perfect mop

[vernal whale]

[acoustic totem]

love this car

[violet cargo]

.

Ops

[hasty pagoda]

https://youtube.com/shorts/9OqFYpfNLq4?si=6Xn3-tKT6e3Vkl5D

[clear olive]

Harry then

Harry now

Miss you bud

[paper garnet]

🍤 shrimp car

[rain arch]

Is your hand free yet

[quartz smelt]

No, I had to cut it off so I can go to the toilet

[rain arch]

Understandable

Hope for your quick recovery

[tough valve]

Regain the lost protein by consuming the slumbering feline

[rain arch]

You know

Are you sure there is nothing out of the ordinary at that spot

[dusty onyx]

heh

we covered a removed pond plastic thing with new soil

he's excited about the new soil