pets

[tough valve]

is that a conveniently named brand or

[dusty onyx]

custom tag

i will not elaborate on Robo

[fossil tangle]

Sleeping like he pays rent

[shrewd fable]

Teeth

[proper garnet]

@rain ether counter cat

[prime mango]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241901543008243745/1250991869303853127/Untitled466_20231018115927.gif

[grim oracle]

My little senior doggo he’s 17

[tough valve]

GYATTTTTT

[fossil tangle]

[tough valve]

[rain arch]

Intense battle

[quartz smelt]

First pic looks like a roundhouse kick

https://tenor.com/view/resident_evil_4-kick-roundhouse-kick-gaming-brit-tgb-gif-26743330

[fossil tangle]

Meowjutsu

[harsh shoal]

can i pet him

[dusty onyx]

he's dead

[harsh shoal]

still

unless he's actually dead then rest in peace

[dusty onyx]

he just got cloned

this is legit baby Bear

[harsh shoal]

can i pet this one

[dusty onyx]

when he's gone through his accelerated aging process

5 packs of cigarettes a day

[harsh shoal]

is this efficient

[rain arch]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-getting-out-of-hand-now-there-are-two-star-wars-viceroy-jedi-gif-11488909

[dusty onyx]

no the other died from too much cigarettes

[tough valve]

The end result of giving the OG Bear a brushin'

Enough hair to make a whole new dog

(That's how they reproduce)

[plucky drum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/389582886770049025/1324647367613349932/20250103_005420.jpg?ex=6778e97f&is=677797ff&hm=811d64d40aed8ecf113875cedd5a57758dcf5e440b18927335a89a2a72ee2d62&

[fossil tangle]

So jolly

[misty ledge]

liquid car'

[fossil tangle]

[fossil tangle]

Why is the creature scared

[proper garnet]

it’s the neighbors cat and we‘re just taking care of him while he’s gone

• there is a dog around

[fossil tangle]

That explains

Creature adorable

[proper garnet]

the dog in question

[fossil tangle]

2 eye colours

[proper garnet]

yeah

homophobia or w/e

[fossil tangle]

[quartz smelt]

Dog

[quartz smelt]

Snowpile

[misty ledge]

beanbag

[quartz smelt]

Shitass dumbfucks

[fossil tangle]

Do not insult the cat

[small thorn]

thats the cat insulting us

[tough valve]

Lil dumbass mops

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1325525751990321152/VID_20250105190156.mp4?ex=677c1b8e&is=677aca0e&hm=ab31ebf989fbffda6dbcaf7b433d1336c81d847fe76c2e7da1e861efac7a372e&

[fossil tangle]

The sin of greed

[tough valve]

Wtf

They should team up and eat the mf

[quartz smelt]

I'll stomp them

[fossil tangle]

Good luck with that

They got 7 lives

You only got one

[tough valve]

Then it'll be an even fight

[quartz smelt]

Wrong, I've no life

[fossil tangle]

Smart tactic

[rain arch]

Too cowardice

[quartz smelt]

Yin and yang

[fossil tangle]

Such perfect duo

[tough valve]

Omg how is she this cute

How am I supposed to advocate for violence when this lil dum dum is staring like that

[fringe mulch]

0 thoughts

[fossil tangle]

The creature's tail appears to be stuck

[fossil tangle]

His eyes

He seems to be planning something

Something mischievous

[rain arch]

he just wanted me to come over

[quartz smelt]

Decorated him with an empty TP roll. Fitting for a lil piece of shit he is

[daring walrus]

Puppy go uppy

[somber vessel]

does it know its alive

[daring walrus]

Too goofy and joyous to know or care of mortality

[proper garnet]

ballin

[quartz smelt]

Dog

[high basalt]

they can do that?????

[sick wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[shut pollen]

She’s not very fond of the flash (sorry Mae)

[fossil tangle]

They have claimed the chair is theirs now

[fossil tangle]

0 thoughts in that head

[quartz smelt]

Nah. Neither of them has any authority, it's just walking food

[small thorn]

bros got lions on his bed

[dusty onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301295363898081300/1326116874785787956/VID-20250107-WA0000.mp4?ex=677e4215&is=677cf095&hm=c49feb0f48c26fb863d2559523ccbd1c5c81ad308cb97e3e2a9c7896cc1108fe&

context: mr. bear seen a woman and is fucking strong

not me recording btw

[rain arch]

Me when woman

[shrewd fable]

Why does the person sound like anomely from CS

[dusty onyx]

what's cs

[shrewd fable]

Counter strike

https://tenor.com/view/anomaly-very-nice-thumbs-up-nice-meme-gif-18239766

This guy

Litterly sounds like him 1:1

[dusty onyx]

counterstrike has characters now?!

[shrewd fable]

CS:GO had agents but idk about CS2

[grim oracle]

Metronome tail

[quartz smelt]

So that's why women chose the bear

[fickle forge]

that hand is going to be annihilated

[fossil tangle]

Is it me or has the fluff grown

[rain arch]

He is a shape shifter

[tough valve]

More like he is a fatass

[fossil tangle]

Not a single thought in there

[crisp nest]

Poor Potato has been spayed.

[rain arch]

That would be ur mum

[small thorn]

THE CONE OF SHAME

OH NOOOO

dey took er eggs!

[fossil tangle]

Consumed by the fluffs love

[tough valve]

More like maggi's mum

Gottem

[rain arch]

She would kill you in your sleep

[tough valve]

Tbh I don't doubt it

[tough valve]

Serial killer mf

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1326539339819253760/IMG_20250108_141310.jpg?ex=677fcb88&is=677e7a08&hm=b4e9d34577a491ded60dd6cfdf5b470926c76529bac2c8598351659a2ec5cc64&

meanwhile

[somber vessel]

Potato !!

Looks like she’s enjoying not being a stray anymore for sure

[somber vessel]

Why does this cloud have eyes ?!

[crisp nest]

She is. Hopefully her new siblings will begin to like her or at least tolerate her now that she is not a hormonal mess.

[somber vessel]

Oh they are still beefing with her 😭😭

[crisp nest]

Yeah but significantly more because she would not stop going into heat

So she was yowling constantly

I got extremely lucky and the vet squeezed her in to spay her yesterday

[somber vessel]

Oh yeah that was probably doing it, plus they might like her more atm since she’s so drugged up too. Seeing animals in cones is always funny

[crisp nest]

I have to take it off her so she can eat

She pushes all her food of the plate and then pushes it around on the floor

And then looks at me

She is an idiot

[somber vessel]

LMFAO

Maybe she’s mad or something 😭😭

Sounds really dramatic to me

[fossil tangle]

Buddy thinks he's snake hiding in the box

[crisp nest]

Wow. A present 🥺

[rain arch]

Not for you

[crisp nest]

[tough valve]

Lil dum dum gooby

[tough valve]

Send her to ME

[brazen idol]

fluffiest motherfucker alive

[fossil tangle]

Show what he looks like after a shower

[dusty onyx]

old pic

[fossil tangle]

Sogged

[quartz smelt]

Soggiest milk

[tough valve]

He somehow manages to be fluffy even when sogged AF

[tough valve]

Fluff clog

[fossil tangle]

@zenith panther

[rain arch]

Bro fell

[dusty onyx]

needs new clone

[fathom timber]

respectful girl

[proper garnet]

slayy

[fossil tangle]

Do you have pictures of it after a shower

[rain arch]

Uhhh

Lemme see

[quartz smelt]

What about, uh, umm

During...shower?
😳
👉 👈

[harsh shoal]

life or sog

[fossil tangle]

2nd picture looks as if you interrupted him while he's working

[harsh bay]

rosie/rosie rose/nugget/nuggie/nuggie nug nug

the beast

[wicked crater]

My beautiful babys☺️

[quartz smelt]

Dinner 😊

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1327232850516512810/IMG_20250109_233343.jpg?ex=6782516a&is=6780ffea&hm=60495dfe91a0da85dc381a5def13bf81e80b001dae3a4a8c1d6c480620241a0c&

[fossil tangle]

Doing yoga exercises

[fathom timber]

its snoopy

[fossil tangle]

He looks high

[harsh shoal]

bunny does a little trolling

[quartz smelt]

Doog

[fossil tangle]

Guilty

Sentenced to cooked at high heat

[fossil tangle]

Edible creature

[fossil tangle]

He high off of catnip

[long horizon]

[small thorn]

she leanin in for a smooch

[fossil tangle]

Why does he get sadder as the video progresses

[quartz smelt]

Bro muted

[rain arch]

this is so sad

[tough valve]

Aw, so cu- hold up

Where's the meat

[rain arch]

😋

[tough valve]

[rain arch]

The creature

[grizzled summit]

diva

[opaque beacon]

She snugglin

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/hourly-glee-hourlyglee-glee-glee-gif-blaine-gif-14082915203328511049

[rain arch]

Bro looks like a cartoon villain

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/villain-chillin-like-a-villain-smile-gif-12338657

Literally this guy and equally dumb

[acoustic totem]

10/10 cat posting

[daring walrus]

schlawg in da schlanket

[long horizon]

my pet worm

pulled this mf out of my fishtank

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/suck-noodles-noodle-cat-gif-5722648

[long horizon]

thes worms have stinging barbs

😿

[tough valve]

🤤

https://tenor.com/view/timon-cream-lion-king-hakuna-matata-slimy-gif-20862612

[grizzled summit]

is he chill ?

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/vacuum-cleaner-gif-26260984

[rain arch]

🥖

[outer kestrel]

this guy I'm looking after

[quartz smelt]

Obliterate

[harsh shoal]

please redo your nails

its distracting

💅

[outer kestrel]

I have since that photo

[harsh shoal]

Thank you 🙏

[manic pagoda]

Say hi to Kia everyone. I helped rescue her from a family friends Kia and she lives with me now

[fickle forge]

She looks happy :D

[long horizon]

2 old geezers

[crisp nest]

Wow wow wow wow

[scarlet maple]

the snake is dead but she was 11ft

rn i got like 23 cats, a dog, 3 lizards, like 10 turtles or sum i lost count, n fish

[latent cave]

owl

wait wtf

why do you have that manu animals

[scarlet maple]

why not

im allergic to animals with fur to lol

PEN PLEASE PIN MORE OF MY ANIMALS ITS BEEN YEARS 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[crisp nest]

What the hell

[latent cave]

no offense but 23 cats cannot be sanitary or like good

[scarlet maple]

they are all fat asf

[latent cave]

...

[scarlet maple]

we get them off the street when people dump them

they have like 4 food bowls they're perfectly fine

most r fixed

all have shots

[latent cave]

im not saying you dont care for them

[crisp nest]

That sounds like what is happening at my house 😭

[scarlet maple]

lmaoo

[latent cave]

im saying thats just.. not the best situation for a cat (as someone who is a massive cat nerd)

[wintry hinge]

yall take firelinkers?

oops

[crisp nest]

I'm in my 5th

[scarlet maple]

bro what

[crisp nest]

Cone kitty

[wintry hinge]

meant to reply to this

😭

[crisp nest]

Her name is potato

[scarlet maple]

the cats are all perfectly happy and they almost all get along well

ive had cats my entire life ive had over 40 total

ik if theyre fine or not lmao

[scarlet maple]

they have like 20 cat trees, our house is 3 floors

plently of space

[latent cave]

im not saying theyre not being taken care of bro i already said this

[scarlet maple]

ik and im saying they are living fine

ur acting like its a horrible situation for them

[latent cave]

no im not lol

[scarlet maple]

.

[latent cave]

i literally just said thats not ideal

[scarlet maple]

okay lol

[latent cave]

???

i really dont understand how you could interpret that any other way

[wintry hinge]

come on guys its just a misunderstanding between the two of yall

im sure gaskin doesn't mean it like that brother try not to take offence, words are just difficult to string together sometimes

[scarlet maple]

i do not fw people attackin my cats ❌

[latent cave]

...i wasnt

[wintry hinge]

yeah gaskin aint mean it like that trust

[scarlet maple]

when ur going... its not ideal... (from a cat nerd) it makes it sound like ur tryna imply like something is bad

thats how i took it anyway

[wintry hinge]

how it sounds and how it is are 2 things tho right

im sure you've had words fail you before

[scarlet maple]

this is true

[latent cave]

yeha i did not mean to imply anything

[scarlet maple]

also said not sanitary or good

like how else is that supposed to come off lmao

[wintry hinge]

yeah its a poor choice of words

but try to look past it and understand the intent instead

im sure if gaskin wanted to talk shit they wouldve done so outright

[scarlet maple]

🚬

this is why albi the goat

anywayus..

my league match started.

[latent cave]

what

[scarlet maple]

its time to win

[wintry hinge]

🚬

[wintry hinge]

them cats needa be rescued bro i forgot this guy plays league

😭

[latent cave]

crazy how im being talked about like i aint here ☠️

[scarlet maple]

LMAOO

and im a ds2 cultist

2 Ls at once

AND I HAVE NITRO

ITS OVER

😭

[wintry hinge]

aint even pay for it too

sorry ass motherfucker

go mid lane bro

[scarlet maple]

im mid lane

[quartz smelt]

[quartz smelt]

Average guy in his 40s

[somber vessel]

are those fucking bra implant thingies on a fucking cat

[brisk vault]

My baby (he’s a middle aged man)

[dry star]

i think so

random pic on insta

[rain arch]

wtf why is the bear being vacuumed

[proper garnet]

happy and content

[unborn vector]

hooooonk mimimimi

[proper garnet]

what happened to its ear

[rain arch]

I bit it

[unborn vector]

Not sure, it’s been like that for as long as I can remember

[proper garnet]

looks badass ngl

[unborn vector]

Devastated..

[unborn vector]

He’s a warrior fr

car

[wraith karma]

My cat with her older brother

[prime mango]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sleeping-sleeping-cat-sleeper-the-heres-gif-27074585

[vernal whale]

lovely floof

[tough valve]

Oh shit, I know this cloud is one second away from snapping and viciously assaulting whoever's filming with love.,.,,.

I'd know, I have a similar model

[past eagle]

He’s human

[tough valve]

Oh no, that's the look

It's over

[rain arch]

What a polite dog

[tough valve]

A vicious assault

[past eagle]

He has those human eyes

It scares me

[tough valve]

That's what my girlie does when she wants something and she's being denied it

Gives the stinkeye

[rain arch]

She should have murdered you instead

[tough valve]

She tries

I have almost been suffocated to death several times over by the fluffy beast

Goes from 0 to 100 at random

[tough valve]

Lil potato

[tough valve]

My poodle is more or less of that size and shape as an adult (miniature)

[past eagle]

Ah ic

Mine is getting bigger

[tough valve]

Forever expanding

To engulf the world in fluff

[tough valve]

Lmao that tail wag on proximity

a classic

[past eagle]

He’s still baby

[tough valve]

I can't handle this cuteness

I need to go headbutt through a door

[rain arch]

Bro

You sure that's a dog

[past eagle]

That’s what I’m saying

[tough valve]

Poodles aren't really dogs

[past eagle]

Unfortunately I moved out from my parents house

[tough valve]

They're kids pretending to be sheep who are pretending to be dogs

[past eagle]

So I can’t see him everyday

[tough valve]

Never has the ''a wolf in sheep's clothing'' saying been so literal

[past eagle]

He’s not a dog….

[tough valve]

Alright that's it OMW to kidnap this lil guy

I WILL give him so much love he won't ever want to go back

MINE

[past eagle]

Here you can have the devil one

[tough valve]

La creatura!?!?

[past eagle]

Yep small mutt

She’ll go crazy if you move her while she’s asleep

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-angry-rabid-gif-20257620

[past eagle]

Other trog

[tough valve]

Y'all are the cryptid whisperers

[past eagle]

He’s an actual baby

Too bad his younger brother keeps messing with him

[quartz smelt]

Assface

[rain arch]

Ugly

[quartz smelt]

Disgusting even

[dry star]

cheesecake

[long horizon]

my aquarium has pest-problems but its looking pretty clean otherwise

[scarlet maple]

@maiden zenith look at chester

[maiden zenith]

cutee

[crisp nest]

Orang

[prime mango]

What a little bundle of joy.

[obtuse glen]

Narrow

[dry star]

new 10kg hdd

[limpid meteor]

10?

That's uh

A VERY chunky boi

[shrewd fable]

The sleeper

[long horizon]

🦀

[sturdy lance]

900 calories

[sturdy lance]

uhhh

like 3 calories idk

[quartz smelt]

The council

[fathom timber]

LMAOAOOOO

cummy ❤️

[limpid meteor]

No?

[limpid meteor]

Holy shit

Only took me TWO DAYS to send this

[rain arch]

Free him

[fathom timber]

stuped

[uncut harness]

no eyeballs

just tong

[fringe mulch]

bubbies

[quartz smelt]

What an absolute fool

[limpid meteor]

Not yet

His goddamn paw still HASN'T HEALED

But he's on a new plan now

24/7 circle of shame, ointment and new pills

[prime mango]

Peanut

[small thorn]

Just bein a bby gurls

[somber vessel]

He’s studious asf

[quartz smelt]

Yes indeed

[somber vessel]

Is he like half boxer half mastiff?

I love my gentle giants

[quartz smelt]

Just a boxer

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1330522028696010772/VID_20250119135724.mp4?ex=678e48b3&is=678cf733&hm=6a3574a605bc0c698abd0c32741674ab6d5c65e6c141c18371f41dd606d6d388&

[outer kestrel]

angry lady ft my kid in the corner

[tribal zephyr]

Shalquoir?

[quartz smelt]

Enchantè

[quartz smelt]

Illegally big butt

[tough valve]

This would be PEAK on a grill I say

[rain arch]

lil fella I encountered often around the neighborhood

[quartz smelt]

This belongs in the trash

[tough valve]

Wtf no

Obviously a tasty cut

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/2021-garbage-trash-gif-24252544

[tough valve]

Wasting good food like that ⚰️

[opaque beacon]

@wintry hinge

This is her snuggling my shoulder which she always does when I'm on my laptop

[wintry hinge]

she's so cute

whats her name?

[opaque beacon]

Honey

She got a collar with bees on it

She's getting fat though, my dad's wife feeds her too much and I haven't been able to resume harness training her since it's been snowy out

[wintry hinge]

she seems very sweet
not too fat looking from the pic tho

she hates the snow?
some cats love that shit

[opaque beacon]

That's because she's splayed out across my desk behind my arm

[wintry hinge]

i like her coat

really cool combination of colours

[opaque beacon]

Here she is trying to prevent me from moving my hand away from her because she was giving me kisses and wasn't done yet

She hates when I do that

[wintry hinge]

my cat was never one for all that physical affection stuff, or at least not for long

she preferred to kinda do her own thing, but was always in the same room as me

[opaque beacon]

Here's the late great old man Whiskers

He was just as affectionate as her in terms of wanting to be held and snuggled with but he didn't give as much kisses

[wintry hinge]

why's he look so damn pissed

looking like he paid the bills...

[opaque beacon]

Because he was 24 years old and was king of the castle

He could be pissed about anything he wanted

He would always try to eat my pizza but I would never let him (no human food for the cats!!!)

this is a great pic

They became really close friends before he ended up dying

She got pretty upset about it

She would always go to his spots or jump up to where his food was to play with him but he wouldn't be there, or she'd sit there and watch out the window by the door he'd always come in and out from, waiting for him

[wintry hinge]

i like this one

hey at least he was there, right? It's better to have had him around and made all those memories than not

him going only accentuates how much those memories mean and gives value to his presence and stuff

[opaque beacon]

Yeah

And like, I can understand all that stuff

But she can't so I just hope she's alright about it all. She seems happy and is still just as sweet as ever so I'm sure she'll be alright.

[small thorn]

Give the man's some pizza. His lifes too short

[opaque beacon]

No, also he's already dead

[small thorn]

[opaque beacon]

He died a few years ago at the old age of 24 (approximately)

[small thorn]

Both of you are lucky as shit to have had each other that long.

[rain arch]

A neighborhood fella

[tough saffron]

I went to a horse ranch today and they had a pig. my day has been splendid.

[somber vessel]

one of the cutest but ugly things ever i swear

[tough saffron]

I wanted to take it home so bad bro.

[vernal whale]

She saw nothing.

[knotty fulcrum]

Sick ass cat

[wintry hinge]

is this one named ye

[opaque beacon]

Aww thanks gamer

Wish I had saw that message last night

[broken fern]

Nah not naming my cat after a nutjob

[wintry hinge]

cat aint shit without the name ye

you gotta rename

[broken fern]

Her name is KARA and I didn't name her and she is GORGEOUS

[wintry hinge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/23SZWX2IaDnxmhFsSLvkG2?si=7ced35dfe0554ca2

[broken fern]

[wintry hinge]

fell right into it

[fathom timber]

rate loaf

[limpid meteor]

Your loaf is upside down

[fringe mulch]

house

[acoustic totem]

loving the consistent cat posts

[opaque beacon]

I had to get a weird angle because shes halfway up my chest running her claws through my hair

[trail tusk]

looks like a muffin

❤️

[halcyon mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-annoyed-eyeing-cat-meme-cat-funny-gif-14867130448325066479

[opaque beacon]

It's hard to take pics of her this close because she headbutts the phone and licks it

[trail tusk]

older pic of mine eeping

i could NOT move away

[halcyon mica]

wheres the cat

[trail tusk]

the eepy goop

[opaque beacon]

Here she is aggressively giving me kisses and demanding pets

[opaque beacon]

After getting home from a long shift of operating the giant radioactive laser

[rain arch]

why is it hiding

[quartz smelt]

The other cat harassed him

[rain arch]

wtf bullying

[tough valve]

Send this fatty slab to me already 🤤

[manic pagoda]

My beloved baby Kia again

[grim oracle]

small kitten

[manic pagoda]

She is baby

And attacks my feet

[grim oracle]

she got that wolf in her

[manic pagoda]

as mhm I love her so much

[grim oracle]

my cat sleeps with my feet

[manic pagoda]

my dear kia likes to sleep right on top of my chest, close to my neck

[grim oracle]

midnight doesn't like to sleep on me :^(

just near me

[harsh shoal]

law breaker

[quartz smelt]

Crimimal scum

[limpid meteor]

That ain't a bloke, that's a BLOCK

[rain arch]

Two besties

[fossil tangle]

Is This real

How can it attain such perfect form

[harsh shoal]

yes

[fossil tangle]

Mhmmm

Looks edible

[harsh shoal]

bunnies are god's perfect creatures

[fossil tangle]

I bet tastiest too

[rain arch]

and dumbest

[broken fern]

dos gatos

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1333083158807187476/IMG_20250126_153542.jpg?ex=679799f0&is=67964870&hm=2c8ff5a07ec359b08b54faf72c5f13f808522fc212687312d15d8c18cc60244f&

[stuck vector]

awwwwn babbyy so cuteeee

can u show me the white oneeeeee

[rain arch]

which

[stuck vector]

OMGGGGG

why the baby on the right looks so mad

[rain arch]

she hates everyone

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

[acoustic totem]

fluffy kitty

[acoustic totem]

Long ass cat

so tall

[broken fern]

BEANS

[mystic basin]

incredible

[sturdy lance]

1300 calories

[grim oracle]

that was a few days ago

[stuck vector]

AND WHY HE EEPY😂

[broken fern]

I love my dumbass

[vital spade]

Why is bro eepy bro

[stuck vector]

LOAFFFFFF

[broken fern]

Contemplating the wall

[grim oracle]

funny cat does funny things

[wintry hinge]

is this one called ye

[vernal whale]

Tortie!

[quartz smelt]

A mighty beast
It'll make a glorious trophy 🧔‍♂️ 🏹

[minor mirage]

He is judging whether or not he should demolish that wall

[fossil tangle]

Fat lump of fur

[fringe mulch]

Yes

[quartz smelt]

Two absolute brainlets

[fossil tangle]

The first looks mad homeless ngl

[acoustic totem]

that feels kinda mean but I agree

[somber vessel]

why do they look poor

they look like natural born homeless beggars

[crisp nest]

Oh wow

Wowwiiiee

What a little crusty thing

[quartz smelt]

They made some extremely poor financial decisions
Truly dumb creatures

[quartz smelt]

Unfortunately, one is in an edgy teenager girl phase and the other one is a hyperactive brat (and simps for the teenager one)

[crisp nest]

It be like that sometimes

[somber vessel]

fent cats

[stuck vector]

BIG ASS CAR

[stuck vector]

awwwww why is baby so mad

[fringe mulch]

I took him to the vet recently and she was like yeah he's maybe a pound overweight but he's just a naturally big cat, and I was like yeah sure ok

Dude needs a diet

[stuck vector]

i love fat cars smm

but yeah be sure to take him out for walks tho

[fringe mulch]

I need to get one of those big cat wheels

He'd probably just sleep on it though the bastard

[acoustic totem]

kiyyy

[versed spade]

Very bad for cars

Owners that let their cats get fat are disappointments.

[quartz smelt]

What if cats get fattened so they taste better
Like pigs

[uncut kelp]

what if the world was made of pudding

[cosmic forge]

Ew…

[proper garnet]

zesty ahh

[acoustic totem]

cute kitty

would pat

[rain arch]

Fat

[gusty light]

ZEUS YOUR SON HAS RETURNED I BRING THE DISTRUCTION OF OLYMPUS.

[prime mango]

ohhhhhh

adorable

[hot garnet]

i can see why you want to crush her

[opaque beacon]

I have to take it close up like this because she's sitting on my lap and has been for the last two hours

[prime mango]

goober

[glass lichen]

she is such a wise cat

[opaque beacon]

Well except when I went up to go to the restroom then she got up, but she got right back on my lap when I got back

[opaque beacon]

This is one of my favorite pics of her (too lazy to post it again)

[prime mango]

what a precious soul

[wintry hinge]

that trailer park really do be showing in the quality

special kind of vibe

[opaque beacon]

Well I don't live in a trailer park anymore

[wintry hinge]

its got that hillbilly tinge ykwim

[opaque beacon]

Now I live in a room with two concrete walls and two plywood walls

[prime mango]

https://tenor.com/view/brad-pitt-3am-cooking-alone-senpaihiros-gif-219146105641812394

[opaque beacon]

Lit by an antique lamp in the corner and the blue light of my laptop and TV

[wintry hinge]

sounds moody

i dig it

[opaque beacon]

It's pretty messy room

[wintry hinge]

even better

[opaque beacon]

Lot of stuff laying around

[wintry hinge]

adds to the moodiness

[opaque beacon]

It adds to my vibe

[wintry hinge]

my room's a bit messy too but it's mainly just clothes i havent bothered to fold

and some wires laying here and there ig

[opaque beacon]

I literally do this

[glass lichen]

my cat when I wake up 3 minutes late to give her morning belly rub 😭

[opaque beacon]

I have the cord spider underneath the old broken desk my TV sits atop

[prime mango]

relatable

[opaque beacon]

The power strip plugged into an extension cord with every outlet on it filled up with another extension cord coming from it

[glass lichen]

fellow cat owners, how do you properly teach ur cat to loaf

[opaque beacon]

You don't

[prime mango]

literally same

[wintry hinge]

nah by like wires i mean they're just unplugged lying around 😭

i have wires and tape and stuff just laying on the other side of my bed

[acoustic totem]

cute kitty

[opaque beacon]

My cat lays like this and she loafs. There is a time for a full loaf and a time for a not full loaf

Also your cat is just long

You have a long cat

[wintry hinge]

thank you
i dont own her anymore tho unfortunately..

[opaque beacon]

I would bite that cat

[glass lichen]

thanks!
although she scares me sometimes when she stands up

[wintry hinge]

i just wanted to add to the convo in that way

[opaque beacon]

I want to bite my cat

But I would bite that cat

[wintry hinge]

i dont suggest it

she's a street cat

[opaque beacon]

What is it gonna scratch me as if I give a shit

[wintry hinge]

i found her all beat up and shit

[opaque beacon]

Bring it on cat

[wintry hinge]

motherfucker that cat was no joke

genuine diva

[glass lichen]

my cat loves and hates me soo much that I am the only one allows to rub her belly while hugging her, but I am also the only one she would scratch

[opaque beacon]

I never had one of those big fluffy cats

[rain arch]

Cats do what they want

[glass lichen]

same, they look soooo adorable

[rain arch]

You can guide them

Not teach

[opaque beacon]

My cat does what she wants

But also what I want

[glass lichen]

I taught my cat to play fetch

or maybe it is in her nature?

idk

[opaque beacon]

My cat taught me to play fetch

[wintry hinge]

you say this but you're def the type to not move an inch if your cat's laying on you

[opaque beacon]

She'll bring me a hair tie and scream at me until I throw it

[rain arch]

I tried to teach all of them to go on walk

[glass lichen]

ye sometimes for me it is that way around too
i had to find where the heck she dragged my sock

[rain arch]

Only one ended up going on walk with me

It is impossible for the others

[opaque beacon]

I regularly toss my cat off of me because she lays on my headphones cord in a way I don't like

[rain arch]

Evil

[opaque beacon]

But she always comes back

[wintry hinge]

and you fold

[opaque beacon]

Y'all don't assert dominance with you cats

I regularly wrestle my cat and pin her to the ground to show her I'm in charge

[glass lichen]

i only do this whenever she would loaf on my keyboard
but I wouldn't toss more like just grab her off

[wintry hinge]

cats are deceptively strong man

[glass lichen]

HAIRY ONE

[opaque beacon]

I would never let my cat get to the point of being fully atop my keyboard

[wintry hinge]

i didnt expect cats to be that strong considering their size

i remember having to give my cat her meds and she wouldn't stay still so i had to wrestle her

[glass lichen]

I never allowed her to do so, but she would jsut do it whenver I wonder off just to grab water

[opaque beacon]

I love my cat so profoundly though and she loves me just as much we're besties

[wintry hinge]

eventually just wrapped her in a towel to do it

[opaque beacon]

Look at how she snuggles me that cat loves the fuck out of me

[rain arch]

You're her pillow

[wintry hinge]

why's he look 49

[rain arch]

Nothing more

[rain arch]

It is winter

[wintry hinge]

damn bruh

[glass lichen]

bro thinks that she's a squirrel

look at that tail

[opaque beacon]

Here she is resting her chin upon my hand

As she lays on my lap

Which she does every night

[rain arch]

No boundary

[glass lichen]

genuine question: do yall find it uncomfortable letting your cat into your bedroom?

[opaque beacon]

She also curls up with me in bed for like 30 minutes before leaving because I roll around And toss and turn and beat her up in my sleep

[rain arch]

[opaque beacon]

Not at all

[rain arch]

There are two in my room rn

One on my bed

Yeah...

[glass lichen]

do you clean her butt before letting her in?

[opaque beacon]

My cats butt is not dirty enough for her to need help cleaning it

[wintry hinge]

thats all for my cat

[rain arch]

Lil guy

[wintry hinge]

i think i should head to sleep

[opaque beacon]

You're feeding your cat something that is making her ass dirty

Or his

[glass lichen]

nah I checked up with vet and they say she actually don't have digestive issues
she just always forget to clean those little bits of poop stucking around her rim

[rain arch]

She always smells of freshly dried laundry

[opaque beacon]

If I eat nothing but soup I'm gonna have liquid shits it's not a digestive issue

You're just feeding her something that is causing her ass to be dirty after she goes

[wintry hinge]

human food...

[opaque beacon]

Do you feed your cat human food?

[glass lichen]

never

never

[opaque beacon]

Good

[wintry hinge]

my dad used to give my cat human food when i wasnt looking and itd piss me off

[opaque beacon]

My cats eat two things:
Whatever factory made slop I give them
Whatever they catch when they're outside

And my current cat is not allowed outside

[wintry hinge]

i sure do love slop

1 big mac please

[opaque beacon]

My cat sure loves slop

[wintry hinge]

slop is a delicacy

i gave my cat that expensive cat food shit and it made her pissy when i switched back to regular stuff

[opaque beacon]

For the last few years of The Old Man's life he got fed the nice fancy pate

Because he lost his important teeth

And Honey who was a kitten was very jealous

[wintry hinge]

the old man

is this a cormac mccarthy book or what

[wintry hinge]

aw

well hey fancy slop is still fancy right

[glass lichen]

ok so I did a little more research on my cat's rear-end condition
hers is actually a lot cleaner than what would usually consider to be a poopy butt
I think i am just a bit paranoid about the cleaniness

[opaque beacon]

RIP Whiskers AKA "El Gato" AKA "The Old Man" AKA "asshole"

[glass lichen]

El gato

[wintry hinge]

man your cat just be dumb with it

cant clean for shit

[opaque beacon]

I don't know what that means its what my friend called him

[coarse igloo]

el gato

[glass lichen]

OH NAH WTF THIS HAD TO BE TOTURE
SOME MFS HAVE BUTTPLUGS FOR CATS

[opaque beacon]

That's not what that is

That is literally a butt medallion that hangs from their tail to cover their butthole

I know exactly the thing you're talking about

[glass lichen]

idk bro that shit looks like a buttplug to me

[opaque beacon]

Nope

[wintry hinge]

them's the breaks

[opaque beacon]

Butt medallion

[wintry hinge]

see yall some other time

[opaque beacon]

I would never subject my cat to wearing a butt medallion

[glass lichen]

I think that's still worse than having them naked

[opaque beacon]

"naked"

[coarse igloo]

but you would crush them and bite them

[opaque beacon]

All my cat wears is a collar

[coarse igloo]

evil

[opaque beacon]

I want to I wouldn't actually

Except for playing

[coarse igloo]

my cat runs around butt naked

[opaque beacon]

My cat likes to be gently squeezed and nuzzled

[coarse igloo]

cats a little baby

baby idiot

[opaque beacon]

She is

[coarse igloo]

was talking about mine but im sure yours is too

[opaque beacon]

My cat is a princess

She's queen of the castle

Just like The Old Man was the king of the castle before her

[coarse igloo]

my cat is a dumbass

[glass lichen]

can relate

[coarse igloo]

cried to go outside then got scared of a coyote and cried under the porch i had to crawl under there and get him

[opaque beacon]

My cat has taught herself how to pull my desk drawer open to get my hair ties because they smell like me and she can carry them around

She like, locks in any time I take them out

[coarse igloo]

mine pisses on laundry and knows what “shut up” means

[glass lichen]

my cat also has taught herself to open doors(both pull and push) and drawer, as well as climbing vertically on my study room's closet

annnnnd she destroyed one of the statue

[opaque beacon]

My cat barks at me when I get home from work

[coarse igloo]

kitty doesnt really understand doors but he bats at them until they open since most doors in my house don’t have doorknobs

[olive kite]

put collar in cat

let it wear it for some time

take it off

[glass lichen]

mine jumps up and grabs the doorknob, then rotates it open using her weight

[olive kite]

looks nude.png

[coarse igloo]

mine is orange

[glass lichen]

if I haven't seen it for myself, I would never guessed it

[coarse igloo]

he drinks toilet water and eats dust

he is genuinely so fucking stupid idk how he made it this far in the gene pool

[opaque beacon]

I recommend putting the collar around your cat's neck rather than in them

[glass lichen]

teach him to use the toilet and flush it afterward

[opaque beacon]

The Old Man drank toilet water sometimes

He would drink any water he found

He would also always try to eat my pizza

It was like the one thing of mine he would persistently try to eat when he wouldn't bother trying with anything else

[coarse igloo]

just let him smell it

kitty tries to eat anything until i let him get a sniff

[glass lichen]

that's where I draw the line for my cat
I would never let her touch my food regardless of how cute she is looking at my burger

[coarse igloo]

cruel i always give a piece

[opaque beacon]

Yeah I would never let him

No

Never give the cats human food

Never

Unless you literally can't feed them anything else

[glass lichen]

U can give the cat some chicken breast as a treat sometimes

[coarse igloo]

you people are so bougie lmao he was a stray

[opaque beacon]

Even worse

[coarse igloo]

he doesn’t get wet food and stuff he gets some ham as a treat sometimes

[glass lichen]

?
it's plain cooked chicken breast
it's safe for cats in cutted small amounts

[opaque beacon]

The only times I gave my cat human food was during struggle times when I couldn't afford to go to the store and get my cat's regular food So i gave him some tuna

[opaque beacon]

I meant the stray part

Actually no

Giving cats human food is worse than feeding a stray

[coarse igloo]

cat’s literally eat rats and birds raw

[opaque beacon]

Yeah and their physiology has adapted to that for thousands of years, human food is unhealthy trash for them

[glass lichen]

well those are not pet cats

[opaque beacon]

Unless it's like all natural stuff you got yourself

Cat food is at least made with their specific dietary needs in mind

[coarse igloo]

literally any small town kitty is doubling as pest control

[coarse igloo]

lets see you only eat food with your specific dietary needs in mind and see how happy you feel

[opaque beacon]

That's a fair argument I'll give you that

[coarse igloo]

my cats my fucking little buddy

i would never hurt him

[prime mango]

the count of cats

nice title

[coarse igloo]

thanks

[prime mango]

:)

[opaque beacon]

I would not consider giving your cat human food to be actively hurting them

Like it's not some evil malicious act

[coarse igloo]

i can have a cigarette and a beer once in a while he can have some salami

[opaque beacon]

I wouldn't even call it negligent or anything

But it's unhealthy and can cause them to develop bad habits

[prime mango]

i sometimes gave my late cat peanut some cheese

she loved it so much

only small amounts tho

[coarse igloo]

my childhood cat shadow liked cheese

[prime mango]

like two corner pieces of an american slice of cheese

[coarse igloo]

he loved spaghetti

he would jump on the table for spaghetti

[prime mango]

awww

i love that

[coarse igloo]

he never got any intentionally made him crap nasty

got some meat from the sauce sometimes

[prime mango]

fair

[acoustic totem]

I love spaghetti

[prime mango]

me too

[coarse igloo]

i have a vowel at the end of my last name of course my cat liked spaghetti