pets

[quartz smelt]

A year ago I was afraid I'll crush her bones if I try to pick her up, now I slam her on the floor with considerable strength

[fathom crane]

Next year she'll slam you dawg

[quartz smelt]

No, she flirts instead

[fathom crane]

"CHAT IS THIS RIZZ 🗣️"

[limpid meteor]

Eepy

[lament wharf]

Give em to me

https://tenor.com/view/peach-cat-adorable-cute-aww-gif-15474666354368702082

[lament wharf]

Lmao

[lament wharf]

Zamn bro he loooooong

[somber vessel]

That ain’t no dog

Check for a zipper

It’s not real

[olive kite]

as one would expect

all my cats hate this new cat and her babies

and she hates them all back

[lament wharf]

New mothers get hated

Sad

[rain arch]

Unlike mine

The mother cat hated her own babies

[tough valve]

Wtf

I knew she was evil all along

She split her good side away just like Majin Buu

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

You don't say

This was her before having kids

[lament wharf]

evil looks this good?

[tough valve]

Yzma-ahh mf

[crisp nest]

Sad news today. Gordon took the big sleep this morning around 10:30 am. These are pictures of him enjoying his last sunset yesterday evening. Hug your pets today and give them a little treat for Gordon.

[somber vessel]

Nooo 😔 I’m sorry for your loss, sounds like he was a good pup.

[fathom crane]

Fly high Gordon, we will miss you 🕊️

[quartz smelt]

Today was a bad day

[lament wharf]

[boreal python]

She prolly wants sumn no way she's being affectionate for nothing

[lament wharf]

Bro's missing Gordon

[quartz smelt]

Dumb shits

[limpid meteor]

This prick has been very annoying last couple days

Very playful, but not controlling his claws and shit

Very clingy, but leaves as soon as I try giving him affection

Somehow always in the wrong place

His stool is fine, his paw is getting better

Idk, must be the weather ig

[fathom crane]

Why is bro waving at you

[quartz smelt]

He wanted to be nice and say hi

[somber vessel]

Freaky ass cat 😭😭

[lament wharf]

delicious looking car

[quartz smelt]

Wait wrong pic

[quartz smelt]

Mlem indeed

[rain arch]

Mlem indeed

[lament wharf]

Le chonk and floof

[fathom timber]

1 missing tooth

[fossil tangle]

Replace it

With gold

[fathom timber]

hell yeah

[fossil tangle]

Also here's my car

[fathom timber]

oh my god its garfield

so cute

[fossil tangle]

Was gonna name her Garfield but unfortunately my fam didn't approve

[fathom timber]

💔💔💔

[fossil tangle]

The little shit bit me and sat like that refusing to move

[rain arch]

she won

[lament wharf]

nice car

pretty delicious

[lament wharf]

should have eated her

[fossil tangle]

[lament wharf]

Floof

Bread

[tough valve]

MMMMMM 🤤 🤤

Meaty

[keen vector]

1 sleepy dawg

2 sleepy dawg

eeping bc they dont like the rain 😢

[quartz smelt]

[vernal whale]

Joined because considering getting Elden Ring and noticed this channel, have an image of my fluff of tortitude, Saffron.

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Splat

lil goob too dum

[rain arch]

it is the mom doe

sometimes she just feels a little silly

[tough valve]

Just a lil bit

Then it's right back to murdering people

[rain arch]

[lament wharf]

murderous intent after being a silly goose

[rain arch]

Can't remember the last time I saw him getting to sleep near his mom

[somber vessel]

maggie has children?

[lament wharf]

he still scared asf

[soft shoal]

All this spare food, looks good

[rain arch]

Vanille

[somber vessel]

thats orange cat name?

[rain arch]

no

Vanille is the mother of both Maggi and Curry

[somber vessel]

ooooooh that makes sense now, wow i wonder how many times i thought it was maggi but it was vanille

2 huge white cats is peak

[lament wharf]

mf's name sounds more dekicius

[vernal whale]

https://tenor.com/view/its-so-fluffy-gif-5749188

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/so-fluffy-minions-gif-22773344

[broken fern]

My dad got a cat

[lament wharf]

kitty

new kitty for the channel

[broken fern]

Certified critter

[lament wharf]

eepy critter

[broken fern]

Oh i got kitties

[lament wharf]

so delicious

[vernal whale]

Tortie!

[lament wharf]

ball

[harsh shoal]

certified bunar

[somber vessel]

🍲

[long horizon]

that is a small man in a rabbit costume

i won't be fooled

[vernal whale]

half-eepy in this photo. She rarely allows me to hold her on her back

[rain arch]

Hey guys

We had an uh

Accident

[lament wharf]

what accident

she's got grease on her face

[tough valve]

My bad 🤤

[rain arch]

She ran straight into my sister's bike

[tough valve]

What no neural activity does to a cloud

''You wanna know how I got this scar?''

[rain arch]

🐒

[lament wharf]

greased up

now just needs to be cooked

[rain arch]

Someone in another server asked me to make a family tree of my cats so

Here you go as well

https://i.imgur.com/9YGjiSZ.jpeg

[tough valve]

Pfeffy

Lmao

[rain arch]

[fossil tangle]

So many cars......I love it

[lament wharf]

someone should pin this

btw rudi is their neighbour's cat\

[fickle forge]

Damn

[proper garnet]

the plot thickens

[bronze jacinth]

Oh I thought I was in danksouls

[vernal whale]

Happy car, turn it up

[crisp nest]

Please let me know if this is updated.

[tough valve]

Deepest #pets lore

[lament wharf]

Lmao

Fluffiest #pets lore

[rain arch]

How more updated could it be

[rain ether]

new cats added to the tree!

[rain arch]

Not like any of them can create more cats

[rain ether]

😔

[lament wharf]

😭

[fathom timber]

random friendly orange

[quartz smelt]

eradicate

[limpid meteor]

A pocket kitty and a bigass fucking dog

That creature is huge

An old Alabai named Alik

We call him Uncle Alik

The gentlest of giants

Truly the most unbothered dog in the world

[lament wharf]

kangaroo

@sturdy lance

at velk?

[sturdy lance]

whar

why ping in pets

weirdo

[lament wharf]

sorry

wrong chatr

[lament wharf]

☁️

[harsh shoal]

who is this fool

[somber vessel]

Idk but I wanna know what that cat thinks it’s looking at

It’s on sight

[tough valve]

Thinks

That's where you made a mistake blud

[tough valve]

Local meteorological disturbance

[lament wharf]

yin and yang

[quartz smelt]

dumb and dumber

[tough valve]

tasty and tastier 🤤

[fathom timber]

cat

[quartz smelt]

It's a frog

[tough valve]

Doesn't look very edible for a dog

[fickle forge]

Nah I vote cat

[junior swift]

Hellos this is my story about my assaulr by discord mods

[tough saffron]

I'm so proud of this picture.

My cat got caught smoking that dank OG or some shit, literally zoinked out of his mind.

[vernal whale]

-# nuggie

[prime mango]

so cute

[smoky snow]

@vivid tapir

[vivid tapir]

i love tjisssss

wjere do i get one of these fellas

[smoky snow]

I got as gif from bestfriend
Al though the headphone is separated
I bought it just for their accessories

Don’t know where to get it

[vivid tapir]

[smoky snow]

But try scan it online

[vivid tapir]

I'm gonna cry

[vivid tapir]

dhnsjamdndo

[vivid tapir]

PLEASE

[smoky snow]

Wiat here

[vivid tapir]

I WILL

[smoky snow]

@smoky snow

Man I tagged myself

@vivid tapir

[vivid tapir]

😭

tyyy

why did hit look for tjis in icognito mode

HUH

nvm

ssite has this

[quartz smelt]

🗿 🙀

[sturdy lance]

food chat poppin off

[sturdy lance]

2500 calories

unless that hair is longer than i think

[sturdy lance]

250 calories max

[sturdy lance]

1800 calories

[sturdy lance]

brown one is 1800 grey one is 1300

[sturdy lance]

1200 calories

[sturdy lance]

kinda small, 900 calories

[sturdy lance]

that dog looks depressed as fuck

15000 calories

[quartz smelt]

seems correct, however brown one is old so the meat is probably leathery and not tasty at all

she can live

[lament wharf]

nice dog

[rain arch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/531229677667352597/1298211697148035124/IMG_20240708_124408.jpg?ex=6718bd5c&is=67176bdc&hm=7c7e4732152a18d15dd439c935066d0abf505b65e94ba35b2b4a5297ecd0deb2&

[limpid meteor]

He kinda is

He is old and was taken a couple months ago from an animal shelter

His previous owner died and he couldn't find a family for the longest time

The previous owner also didn't take good care of him

So Alik got fat

He now dropped like 15 kg, but his joints are still damaged

[lament wharf]

Stomp

[fickle forge]

Huh

[vernal whale]

It was only like a small chunk and her first and only nuggie. Strict diet otherwise it’s a bad trip to the litterbox.

[somber vessel]

So you adopted him?

[limpid meteor]

Not me

My aunt's husband’s family

[somber vessel]

Oh

Ahh I see

Good on them, most don’t adopt older and bigger dogs

[grim oracle]

she's camera shy

[lament wharf]

Looks more delicious like this

🤤

[rain arch]

Random huge ass cat I encountered
Didn't manage to take clearer pic

[lament wharf]

instead of taking a picture you should have grabbed the floof and steal some pets

[vernal whale]

Older brother’s cat whom is no longer with us just being liquid in a small basket

[lament wharf]

[prime mango]

They looked like a nice kitty 🙏

[prime mango]

Cute

[grim oracle]

Thanks

[prime mango]

[cosmic forge]

My triple cat trio

Ozzy, tambourine, Nimbus

In that order

Nimbus is old

And all of them are fat

[lament wharf]

3 yummy cars

[fossil tangle]

1st one looks high

[grim oracle]

Woah

[lament wharf]

too much protein

[golden mica]

Big ball of fur

[golden mica]

The cations

[golden mica]

[grizzled summit]

Vladimir.

Maurice.

Vladimir and Maurice.

[grim oracle]

Photography skills

[lament wharf]

20/10

Food photography

[silent stump]

bros ravaging my army 😭

[lament wharf]

the kittasaurous trampled the army

[harsh shoal]

Press G to meow

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/red-button-spam-press-button-click-gif-17367381

[vernal whale]

Two different eye hues

[vernal whale]

Stepdad’s old kitties I’m watchin’

[prime mango]

I fucking love cats

So goddamn cute

[lament wharf]

Ong

[quartz smelt]

Cats fucking blow

[silent stump]

oh yeah well explain this:

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-12629347036627000898

[quartz smelt]

Endless trash

[trail tusk]

BLACK CAT

[grim oracle]

I named her Luna

[trail tusk]

i named him Freddy

[grim oracle]

Omg

lureddy

The ship is sailing

Must meet up

[trail tusk]

this is Jimmy

(he always sleeps below my Goku poster)

[grim oracle]

He's training secretly

[keen marsh]

amazing db poster

wish i had one

idk where to get posters

i want a metal gear one

[grim oracle]

This is char she doesn't like humans

[keen marsh]

cute as hell

[grim oracle]

@keen marsh is this good enough

Lmao

Sorry I can't do anymore yk

[keen marsh]

yea youre good unc

[grim oracle]

Excuse me...

[keen marsh]

I'm still calling you unc

[vernal whale]

VOID CAT!!!

I love em

[grim oracle]

Ok grandpa

[keen marsh]

im younger than you

(probably)

[grim oracle]

How

Old r u

[keen marsh]

18

[grim oracle]

Gramps

Iam literally 18....

[keen marsh]

okay unc

[grim oracle]

2006

[keen marsh]

same

🤝

[grim oracle]

August

[trail tusk]

unc

[keen marsh]

September

[grim oracle]

1st

[trail tusk]

2002

June

[grim oracle]

UNC

[keen marsh]

21st

[grim oracle]

Ok I don't know the hour or minutes...

[keen marsh]

me neither

[lament wharf]

may

[silent stump]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1126878459839402074/1274079264358269073/smileybeef_-_1824476702992376093.gif

[quartz smelt]

Look at this shit

[silent stump]

lil bro looks like chewbacca

[lament wharf]

looking like dinner

[grim oracle]

Gang hang

[quartz smelt]

I don't eat dumb assholes for dinner

[lament wharf]

Its protein

[quartz smelt]

It's prolly mostly dust and rubbish since those are the only things they are interested in

[lament wharf]

lmao fr?

dirty ah cars

[radiant hull]

Lil freak

[lament wharf]

Make a purrito

And consume

[prime mango]

kitty

SO FUCKING CUTE

[radiant hull]

When i get hone

[radiant hull]

Lil freak purrs like a mf

He also bit me

[prime mango]

lil demon

[radiant hull]

Mhm

[quartz smelt]

Annihilate

[quartz smelt]

The beast is running off

[trail tusk]

my beast

[tough valve]

Get in the damn POT

[lament wharf]

[lament wharf]

❤️

[vernal whale]

Why his ear like that? Injury?

Other than that, pretty void cat

[trail tusk]

Had a tumor a few years ago. After its removal its ear wasnt stiff anymore :(

[vernal whale]

[trail tusk]

there was one positive to it though, i can see which cat is who

[vernal whale]

That’s fair

[trail tusk]

i see it as an unintentional nametag

[vernal whale]

[lament wharf]

Le chonk

[radiant hull]

He tasted

[radiant hull]

Bro needs ear viagra

[lament wharf]

fur

majestic

[vernal whale]

Such floof

I wanna pet

[tough valve]

Such lard

I wanna taste

[lament wharf]

lard soup

🤤

[lament wharf]

Holy floof

[limpid meteor]

Devious ahh floof

[vernal whale]

that's one gorgeous as fuck floof. I love it.

[shell sable]

W cat

[crisp nest]

Wow

[crisp nest]

WOW

[prime mango]

[bronze jacinth]

https://tenor.com/view/man-watching-looking-fear-scared-gif-20121830

[lament wharf]

Chad dawg

Getting older?

[lament wharf]

Dinner

[lament wharf]

brunch for next day

[prime mango]

Old picture of peanut

[fossil tangle]

Love this sleeping car

[prime mango]

she loves you too

[fossil tangle]

I shall offer my flesh as sacrifice to this chonk

[prime mango]

lmao

[tough valve]

I shall offer this chonk as sacrifice to myself 🤤 🤤 🤤

[fossil tangle]

No.

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stove-cooking-tendies-snapsauce-gif-15647429

Yes

[quartz smelt]

get back in there

[rain arch]

Pumpkin ready

[lament wharf]

for consumption

[cinder creek]

NOOO

[lament wharf]

eated

[rain arch]

Happy Halloween

[vernal whale]

She happy almost 48h after a dental job. She had 4 bad teeth to be pulled

[somber vessel]

She so high

[lament wharf]

quick
consume her when she's out

[tough valve]

Sweet opioids are included in the treat

[daring walrus]

big ol' bee

ready for halloween

[somber vessel]

this is unfathomably cute

[crisp nest]

Spooky babies

[quartz smelt]

Stray dogs

[tough valve]

thicc ducc

[lament wharf]

Nice dogs

[quartz smelt]

Claimed

[arctic geode]

he has inner demons ig

[quartz smelt]

The rug is resonating with its inner orange cat

[lament wharf]

cotton candy

[lament wharf]

majestic

their fur becomes so thic in winters

[rain arch]

Can't wait for them to bring back home the whole forest inside their fur

[lament wharf]

just eat them in the forest

no dirt comes home

https://tenor.com/view/cleaning-cat-licking-relaxed-cat-lick-gif-14331359

[vernal whale]

Stepdad’s 17 year old cat casually drinking out of a watering can

[lament wharf]

old baby

[tough valve]

Aged steak 🤤

[somber vessel]

Why are they so majestic

[rain arch]

Because they are stupid

[somber vessel]

Is that the secret to acquiring these kind of cats? Look for the stupid ones?

[lament wharf]

yes

[muted sage]

pat the car for me ples

[fringe mulch]

Absolutely 😁

[limpid meteor]

Mf, I thought it was a goddamn ewok on my screen

[tough valve]

Cryptid-ass mf

[crisp nest]

Ethereal, stunning, flawless

[small thorn]

@junior bison

[junior bison]

adorable

[tough valve]

Edible

[radiant hull]

Hateful piece of shit

[quartz smelt]

So much for clean laundry

[lament wharf]

dumpster car

[trail tusk]

The worm

[quartz smelt]

Gonna beat her up with a sock

[lament wharf]

do it

[quartz smelt]

This senseless violence must stop at last
Every day is a deadly struggle for survival

I employed a child soldier to fight in my stead

[prime mango]

so cute

[lament wharf]

lunch + dinner

[prime mango]

car engine

[lament wharf]

soup

[fossil tangle]

Sun shines on orang car

[crisp nest]

Herman Miller chair spotted.

[vernal whale]

Got this bad boy from an office refurbisher for $560 with taxes

[harsh shoal]

got this badboy fore free

[fossil tangle]

Worth every penny

He's a sweet car

[fossil tangle]

What a chunky good boy

[shell sable]

That’s not a dog that’s a dawg

[tough valve]

That's one big Ferrero Raffaello 🤤 🤤

[quartz smelt]

She's obsessed with my slippers

[rain arch]

Maybe they stink

[quartz smelt]

Only one way to find out

[rain arch]

🤔

[tough valve]

[lament wharf]

egg

[quartz smelt]

Rabid killer beast

[vernal whale]

Gorgeous tortie floof

She has Maine Coon in her, it looks like

[quartz smelt]

Wtf let it out

It is a maine coon though

[somber vessel]

She looks pissed

[quartz smelt]

She's always pissed

[quartz smelt]

Paul Atreides

[prime mango]

Cat burrito

[tough valve]

🤤

[lament wharf]

Purrito

[quartz smelt]

Worst cat photo I ever took

[lament wharf]

ready to be consumed

[trail tusk]

harvest

[rain arch]

Someone was feeling spooky

Tf

Does discord crop image preview now

Wait now it looks normal

[fathom crane]

Eepy car

[rain arch]

Somehow this looks like the cat is taking a selfie

[trail tusk]

my cars are photogenic

[rain arch]

What bro looking at

[prime mango]

Omg a lantern

Amnesia the dark descent reference

https://tenor.com/view/amnesia-dark-descent-grunt-amnesia-grunt-gif-8032698636855920515

[trail tusk]

peak game

[prime mango]

[lament wharf]

Your cars are diabetogenic
Cuz they so sweet

[lament wharf]

Bird

[grim oracle]

This is Zeus

[harsh shoal]

does he shoot lightning

[lament wharf]

Goober

[grim oracle]

He likes to talk

He's a chunky boy

[harsh shoal]

does he shoot lightning

[grim oracle]

Yes

[harsh shoal]

awesome

[fossil tangle]

[vernal whale]

[limpid meteor]

Rasmus being a good little flower again (his paw still can't fully heal)

[grim oracle]

Cute

Your cat looks very intelligent

If he made a build he would be a int Dex build

[lament wharf]

Edible flower

Hope his paw heals soon

[fossil tangle]

Wish the car a speedy recovery

[somber vessel]

Looks very eatable

[somber vessel]

Is that a extra fingered cat

Or just swollen

[limpid meteor]

I men, cats have just like a small side claw, no?

He just extended it

[limpid meteor]

It's been rough so far

Like as soon as it shows signs of healing our second cat just reverses the progress

[limpid meteor]

Just int, this mf is anything but dex

Prolly a shitty int build as well

[somber vessel]

im not sure, i just know a certain breed of cats can have an extra finger

maine coons i think

[limpid meteor]

I guess

He doesn't have a breed tho

[somber vessel]

huh

hes breedless

[lament wharf]

Baby

[solid violet]

massive man

[lament wharf]

Le chonk

[fossil tangle]

Chonky boy💗

[keen vector]

mrowmrowmrowmrowmrow

[small thorn]

Feet

[keen vector]

kitty stretch

[vernal whale]

Scrungy old girl

[grim oracle]

Cute

[quartz smelt]

agreed

[fossil tangle]

Best channel

[rain arch]

Holy fatass

[fossil tangle]

Chonk

[paper garnet]

thicc

[lament wharf]

Loaf

[somber vessel]

Chubby cheek cat

[coral sinew]

my dog is so talented at holding the toy her technique is professional

[fossil tangle]

Goodest of girls

[lament wharf]

What a good gorl

[boreal python]

This looks like my cat you thief!!!

[limpid meteor]

Well how long you had yours for

[boreal python]

Uhhh maybe 4 years?

almost 5?

[limpid meteor]

Then it's you who are a cat thief

Cause this one is almost 7

[boreal python]

Imma eat it now

[coarse igloo]

you live on some beautiful land everything is so industrialized around me

[tough saffron]

Idk if I said this already but I own two tortoise.

[quartz smelt]

dog

[fathom crane]

Don't the dog

[vague garnet]

I have a same looking cat is that a Maine coin?

Coon* I hate auto correct

[vague garnet]

I love turtles😭

[lilac eagle]

Cool tortle

[vague garnet]

Fr fr

Anyway here's my car for now

[lilac eagle]

Sophisticated car

[vague garnet]

Very social actually

Nope

[vague garnet]

Proof

Maine coon car

[vernal whale]

Maine Coon tortie!

[lament wharf]

we eat those

[somber vessel]

What breed of dog is this

[tough saffron]

Salmonella.

[somber vessel]

That is NOT a salamander.

[tough saffron]

No but it is a dog.

[quartz smelt]

Correct, known for their signature gigachad chin, being social, and being fucking stupid

[fossil tangle]

Found this beautiful creature on my walk.

[fossil tangle]

Very hairy fluffy car

[lament wharf]

cotton candy

unsolicited hand pictures

😷

[rain arch]

His belly is bursting

[lament wharf]

fatass

should just eat him

pack maggi in a box and send her to me

i'll give you 2 bullets for it

[harsh shoal]

another day of shit tier pets

waiting for the bunny post to finally come

[rain arch]

Skill issue

[tired jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-and-max-bunny-explode-low-quality-boom-gif-7024757668371518200

[prime mango]

Post your bunny mf

[harsh shoal]

i have

[tough valve]

Mf I'm ngl Imma need a CHUNK out of this FAT BOI

[fathom timber]

that house looks really nice

reminds me of granny's house

[vague garnet]

For real❤️‍🔥😭 the jawline they have is crazy

[quartz smelt]

idk wdym

[sturdy lance]

4000 calories

[trail tusk]

sittin on the couch like a middle aged dad

[rain arch]

he is a dad alright

[narrow comet]

this is my dog she has every disease

[harsh shoal]

rip bozo

[fickle forge]

Your dog's snout is more sturdy than most it seems

[tough valve]

Looks like an average dog to me.,,..,

[fossil tangle]

Dog ahead

[prime mango]

I have that same laptop

[drifting lance]

Pets

[rain arch]

I stg he was standing still when I took these pics, somehow all of them turned out blurry

[fickle forge]

His existence clearly distorts reality

[lament wharf]

Cow

[lament wharf]

Mfing ai enhanced photos be like that

[rain arch]

Shhhh

[lament wharf]

Edible

[lilac eagle]

looks wise but acts silly

[rain arch]

He is just a silly guy

[lament wharf]

Goofball

[limpid meteor]

Look at this goofy mf

[fickle forge]

Content

[fossil tangle]

Mogger car

[somber vessel]

Why do you and the cat have matching mustaches

[limpid meteor]

Kindred spirits we are

[paper trellis]

horsefield

[somber vessel]

Is cat still in neck prison because of paw

[long horizon]

my dog is so old 😭

old geezer

[limpid meteor]

Yes

We decided to keep it

[tough valve]

Absolute goob

[lament wharf]

🤤

[quartz smelt]

Filthy foot lover

[bronze jacinth]

He just like me fr!!!

[quartz smelt]

Bro carrying a snack

[lament wharf]

bro's judging you

[rain arch]

Pretty cat kept coming over to our place recently, peeking at us through the glass door

[somber vessel]

Kidnap

[rain arch]

Would

[lament wharf]

catnap

did you neuter maggie too?

[rain arch]

Ofc

She is too dumb to be left intact

[lament wharf]

.

no mo fluff

[tough valve]

If I were to take a vacuum cleaner near Maggi, she'd go fwomp in it

Self-propelled ball of hair

(I would know; I am the owner of such a miracle of engineering)

[Not the vacuum cleaner]

[crisp nest]

I catnapped this cat from the outdoors and now she is in my garage. She just took a huge shit in her litterbox so I think things are going well.

[harsh shoal]

bro your house looks like you broke into a found footage set

[crisp nest]

Its my garage 😭

[harsh shoal]

You dont clean it ?????

[crisp nest]

Sorry let me put like, marble floors in this bitch

[crisp nest]

The spots on the floor are resin. I can't clean it 😭

[harsh shoal]

let me come to your house and clean your garage, you can pay me in rabbits

its disgusting bro

[harsh shoal]

you can

you aint trying hard enough

[crisp nest]

I'm just gonna pull my other car in here after the cat graduates to inside the house and it's gonna leak fluid all over the floor but sure

[harsh shoal]

where did u get this non bunnoid

[fossil tangle]

We demand better angles

[crisp nest]

Perhaps soon

[crisp nest]

The outside. It cries at my windows so I just brought it in to quarantine it.

[fossil tangle]

Twin cars

[lament wharf]

2 cottonballs

[lament wharf]

scoop the soup

and consume the floof

[rain arch]

consume deez

[lament wharf]

those cheeks

[somber vessel]

Keep it

Name it barnaby

Call her barns or barny for short

[tacit dagger]

catsu

[harsh shoal]

my bunny mogs your cat

[somber vessel]

This is AI

[harsh shoal]

its not

[somber vessel]

It’s fake

Not real

[harsh shoal]

its called Angora rabbits

look it up

[prime mango]

Cats on top

[harsh shoal]

they are pillows

[prime mango]

You're a pillow

[somber vessel]

Probably great in a stew

[sour comet]

This gives me jonkler vibes

[harsh shoal]

im the woklier baby

why so queerious

[tough valve]

Look at all that meat on them bones 🤤 🤤

[crisp nest]

I hope I turn her into a chunker if she winds up staying with me and I don't adopt her out.

[limpid meteor]

Don't, that's unhealthy

[fossil tangle]

Why is the car looking judgemental of my decisions

[tough saffron]

A classmate of mine brought her sausage dog Dutch hound mix to school.

[trail tusk]

the worms

[obtuse glen]

So many smudged lenses

[fossil tangle]

[tough valve]

Sosig mmmmmm 🤤

[somber vessel]

Idk why I was expecting the dog to run into a tree

[fossil tangle]

Good doggo

[quartz smelt]

Idk too

[broken fern]

Kitty pile

[somber vessel]

I wanna make the most corniest joke ever to this

But I digress

[fossil tangle]

Trio car eeping

[somber vessel]

The good Cheshire cat

[rain arch]

She is stupid

[somber vessel]

Idk she looks very wise to me

[rain arch]

Bro is melting

[lament wharf]

70% cheeks

[broken fern]

How are they the same length

[prime mango]

Eepy

[lament wharf]

Goobin

[vernal whale]

[fossil tangle]

He's trying his hardest to form a thought

[solar sparrow]

Always is

[lilac eagle]

why does bro look like he got a quiz tomorrow and he didnt study

[solar sparrow]

Lmao

Shell shock

[lament wharf]

sunbaked orange

ready to consoom

[harsh shoal]

bunny pillow spotted

[proper garnet]

discovered on threads

[crisp nest]

Potato lives in my house now. I hope I can get the other cats to like her. 🥺

[lament wharf]

If they don't you can just eat potato

[somber vessel]

YAYYY you adopted her!!

[quartz smelt]

Foot massage

[lament wharf]

beans

[harsh shoal]

oooo yea Id eat a bowl of this 😋

[lament wharf]

judging you

[tough valve]

🤤

[hoary scarab]

The side eye

[somber vessel]

Why does she look so mad

[cosmic stirrup]

any of yall got a pet turtle no reason

[somber vessel]

@tough saffron

[tough saffron]

Yes.

Actually wait what?

[somber vessel]

It’s time to move to #food

[lament wharf]

Chonk

[lament wharf]

BALL?

[limpid meteor]

He fat af

More like a pear

[lament wharf]

Ong

[limpid meteor]

He also sits funny

[lament wharf]

fat delicious

[limpid meteor]

With his hind paws sticking out

Like an idiot

[lament wharf]

Lmao

[limpid meteor]

Surprisingly agile for his weight category

No idea how he manages to move all this fat around

[rain arch]

Bro I didn't even see her

[limpid meteor]

Make it a rain cloud

Turn on the shower

[rain arch]

[limpid meteor]

Imagine Palpatine from Episode 3 saying "Do it!"

[rain arch]

That's a crime

[long horizon]

cats love water

😻

[fossil tangle]

Car spotted

[quartz smelt]

Cuz she is

Other cat is her deadly enemy

[lament wharf]

mortal enemies

[tight topaz]

Lamo don't think this counts as a pet but yea

[somber vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[tight topaz]

Lol

Even jumping spiders ? Their pretty chill

[somber vessel]

yes

[tight topaz]

Dang

I used to be horrified of spiders as will but since I started holding jumping spiders I isn't really scared of em no more

[quartz smelt]

Can I still pet it?

[tight topaz]

Jumping spiders yea probably but that dude in the jar nah he'll bite yo ass

[somber vessel]

cat stew

[grim oracle]

What model is this car

[fossil tangle]

Orange chonk

[fathom crane]

Glaze it

[sturdy lance]

1300 calories

[sturdy lance]

WHAT

[fathom crane]

You heard me

[fossil tangle]

1300 calories in her left buttcheek alone

This fat fuck eats my food regularly

[fathom crane]

Maybe you're the one eating it's food

[fossil tangle]

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/point-gun-shoot-bang-bang-crying-scared-gif-15272562

[quartz smelt]

[radiant hull]

Bitch

[lament wharf]

he attac

cats go berserk around wool

[radiant hull]

Its not even wool lol

[silver wedge]

I have the same shark plushie

Neat

[radiant hull]

Blahaj supremacy

[silver wedge]

[fathom pond]

My cat

My cats

[fathom crane]

You must be on a bulk

Having so much protein

[fathom pond]

I'm going to eat them all

The black one is fat as hell

He doesn't look fat in the photos but in rl he's a fatty

Pure protein

[fathom crane]

Bet that left ass alone has 2000 calories

[tough valve]

🤤

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-kittens-cute-cooking-gif-27578245

[tight topaz]

Teen wolf spider lol

[limpid meteor]

My cats are idiots

One is drinking out of a watering can, the other found a dried flower from my hibiscus and is either playing or trying to eat it

[lament wharf]

🤣

[somber vessel]

Oh my god kidnap them

[lament wharf]

I wish

[fossil tangle]

Why is the doggo judging me like a mf

[quartz smelt]

You know what you did

[rain arch]

Good morning

[fickle forge]

Caterpillar

[lament wharf]

breakfast

[lament wharf]

stomp

[tough valve]

Wtf why is dinner biting back

[fathom timber]

stuped

[rain arch]

Them

[fossil tangle]

Crew's all here

[tranquil belfry]

twins

[somber vessel]

Lazy cats

[somber vessel]

I’m gonna kidnap them

[tranquil belfry]

that would be very unkind of you

[somber vessel]

what a distinguished gentleman

[vernal whale]

Voids!

[tough valve]

Good good, now ship the box to me 🤤 🤤

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/slam-destroy-stomp-chew-open-up-gif-16877722

[lament wharf]

:3

Distinguished gentelman

[harsh shoal]

yoo id eat that

[sleek tide]

she’s not on the menu

[lament wharf]

looks like she is

https://tenor.com/view/writing-notes-checklist-spongebob-squarepants-gif-16129592

[lament wharf]

ball

[fossil tangle]

Balls

[somber vessel]

Dog

[somber vessel]

they are best friends

[fervent rampart]

@somber vessel see patterns on black one

[somber vessel]

woah the white on it is really cool

[fervent rampart]

They all came from same litter and I think that one near my foot got dwarf gene

@somber vessel

[somber vessel]

thats cool, a bunch of cats

[tough valve]

Look at the lil dumbass, so goddamn STUPID❤️

[rain arch]

Winter amirite

They just laze around the whole day

[lament wharf]

Winter food

[fringe mulch]

So much fluff ❤️

[vernal stream]

Awww these are cute

[trail tusk]

my worms

[fossil tangle]

Twin cars

[lament wharf]

edible

[whole forge]

Very cute catos

[trail tusk]

free snack

[lament wharf]

ong

[tough valve]

Two for the price of one 🤤 🤤