#pets
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@crisp nest 
4-5
What a life you lead. Wish it was me. Pet all of them.
High quality chicken
He’s mogging
Puppy
Old man got a new bigger orthopedic bed today
Goob
Why isn’t he weener
totally fazed
Bird
bobr
He's such a lazy mf too, literally climbs on everyone he sees and stays on their shoulder till he goes where he wants to...
Ringnecks have the funniest personalities I swear
I have a Quaker that quacks a lot
He literally refuses to fly sometimes and has a tantrum by running around the person's feet till he's picked up 🤦♂️
Gamer birb
lazy asshole
👀👀
True
Birb jumpscare
👻
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day 😭
Wasn't joking about the tantrums ^^^
This lazy asshole disgusts me
Also true
The attack and then instant regret 😭
xD
Dumbass
Look at them being flat on the ground
Stupid bumb thinks they're part of the carpet
🤤
This person’s fluffy cats make me so happy.
I've kidnapped them on several occasions
Always gave 'em back before he could notice though
Had to get lost in the fluff maze
Valid. I would love to pet them.
This pretty lady here in particular is basically my dog in terms of fluff
And color and size and aesthetics
(Except, you know, it's a dog)
So I particularly like her
This cat is Maggie. 🥺
This cat is Finn and he SCREAMS.
He bit me one time but it was because I stepped on his tail so it was deserved. Other than that he just screams and cuddles.
He does own it. I pay rent to him.
What happens if you don’t
I couldn’t imagine
He screams louder
Oh god, what a monster
A true tyrant
HER NAME IS MAGGI
dawg
theyre both very pretty dogs
both purebread kelpies that we got fo free
my girlypops
I will not forget.
@crisp nest these were for you btw 
I love them 🥺
then i will take more pictures when opportune 💞
Hard at work in the biscuit factory
I appreciate your contributions to this illustrious channel.
Photoshopped
silly car that visits our kitchen (have to kick him out cause its not higienic 💔💔)
WAHHH
Shut the fuck up
Ur cats are so cute
Do they live outside or do you just take them out to frolick
Everything about this dog says guhhhhhh
Actually real. It is serving Guh.
Goober
Doguh
That sure was a fucking hunt
And yet it was unsuccessful
This bitch bit my finger and slipped away
this reminds me of this painting 😭 the wolf not wanting to eat the sheep, your cat looks like it doesnt wanna eat it
Nah, Phoebe is def not gonna eat the mouse
But she is gonna play with it for sure
Unless I intervene and end this poor creature's life
The little monster has been bugging me for days now
It's a KOS at this point
A dubious little creature getting up to mischief
well after 2 months i finally found my missing cat 
I did just get a tetanus shot cause of it, so yeah
Imma murder this fucking bastard
Prepare to see this mf CRUCIFIED
Eviscerate the foul creature
It better be prepared to meet GOD
Implying it'll go to heaven
That demon is going straight to the deepest pits of hell
Wasted
They are a waste of time alright
Nice rug
This car was on my property so therefore its mine
Free dinner
this is my cat in her cat tree
i know right
😐
idk, probably in trash where they belonged
your on my enime list now
top 10 enime battles
ay mate please don't talk about cats in that manner
well one of them was found in the trash
guh
skinwalker
guhdog
he is, at the same time he looks pretty horrific
like he wants to steal my soul
here's Fly cuddling with Michael (IKEA rat plushie)
KITTYY
pets w plushies are the best thing ever
once saw a little girl literally walking her cat
and the cat had a plushie in its mouth
Jesus fucking Christ
aww
its too human
it has fish-like eyes
@foggy comet i saw the virus you sent
The Minecraft link from my phone to my pc ? Yeah 😂
Banned
dunk his head in cum wax
damn
@reef stirrup kill this man
God I wish I had the power to do that
Why bro so eepy
Great épee
Look at this creature
He was on national news recently
Poor guy weighed 17 kg
He looks so funny tho
poor fella
what kind of monster did this to him
garfield looking ahh
Don't remember who was that
But he is on a diet and is going through rehabilitation successfully
thank God
obesity for pets is often fatal, good thing he's already being helped so he has a high chance of getting through this
My grandparents cat is actually watching YouTube with me
Lmao fatass tub (I hope he gets better soon)
Kitty
Lunchbox and rug 
evil
Evil is cooler

Evil cat winking
Lil goober
looks like a medieval peasant
hey guys did you know that in terms of
The cat's more compatible
erm
Car
Why bro so eepy 😭
Reported to PETA
Knowing them mfs they'd make me their president,..,
yes!
Our plates are full of tuna and chicken for Maggi
Your cats are the best 
Breakfast in bed 🤤
Cute cat
The bestest
Nutritious, too
No :c
Yuh-uh
The only issue here is the uneven cooking
There's perfectly browned spots mixed with burnt spots, and the whole underside is raw
Woah your dog looks like a cat
Probably a rookie chef smh 🤦♂️
KITTTYYYY
Lmao
SHES SO KITTYYY
DONT EAT HER
no
Pls!
😍😍😍
You can see the double chin if you look hard enough
I saw a great jawline honestly
Cat has been mewing instead of meowing
😂
Bad news guys
No
He broke my ps4 so fair game in my opinion
no
Thank God
I thought u were gonna say he die
LOLL
He was delicious
You bitch, spit him back out rn
Rough runner on left Salazar on right
Idk it’s been like a few weeks probably in the sewer system in pieces of shit now
Give me my car
I will pull an uno reverse card and feed u to him
And get him a ps5
Mf there is no one to feed
@pine geyser
This was the cat
That’ll be you soon as well
no you're lying
It is alright she got the necessary affection from her dad now
@crisp nest my beautiful bubba
not a bubba anymore 😢
5 in a couple months
old lady
she's still the handfull sized puppy i brought home 5 years ago 🥺
thats a lie she's kinda fat
but i still love her
bro always find the fanciest spot to nap
She looks like quake
do i give it to him or no
Poor guy's starving
Firmly grasp it
He's sleeping on my leg and it's really cute, but really uncomfortable
The primal urge to disturb him so I don't feel THAT guilty is growing
The fact that he didn't move an inch for the last half an hour even tho I tried to gently disturb him is astonishing
He’s eepy
Plump
Idiot sunbathing in dirty shed when there are 1 thousand nice places she could go instead
Idiot in a nice place
The god of ultra-violence
Happy dog
What a silly car

O R A N G E

they are getting absolutely NOTHING done 😭😭
Unfortunately I believe they actually undid most of their work the day before
Therefore it's safe to say they got negative amounts of stuff done
Just a few of the pet pics I have
(that's not an exaggeration, this is like maybe 2% of my pet pics)
kinda looks like my dog 
You are redeemed
Is that a mastiff boxer mix
Or just a boxer
But I swear I see some mastiff in there
Lmao he's goofy
He's like almost the same color coat as my dog :0
Yep, brindle
Lol my parents dogs name is odin
a boxer, truly based
Awww adorb! I think mine's a black mouthed cur mixed with something else idrk
My cat casually torturing every pillow and stuffy I have, one by one
what the dog doij
Dum
I need a car😔😔
It's massaging them
no you dont
Oh wow she got toasted
She's a sweetheart, I know
This one's for you pen
Baby 🥺
Idiot
''No one cared until I put on the mask''
The instruction must have been faulty 
Hidden
Criminal behavior
I found her, and punished her for the insolence
howd bro get myed
Don't worry about it
aight
omgg
looks damn tasty 🤤
nice car
Oh she MUNCHING
your cats are so majestic
My Guinea pigs. Lil fella on the left (Scout) passed away about 2 years ago. On the right (Neville) still kicking
pawesome
Random dog encounter
nice dog
Thought you died
He is limping cause of an abscess on his paw
But my God he looks so fucking stupid
A very angry flower
not as fat as ur mum
Little baby
Looks a bit like my boy
Where did you find your magical cats
ebay
He was snitching on us
Keep in mind, all fake guns, completely emptied CO2
In all seriousness, he's a lovely cat
Goobers
Lannisters send their regards
Nice catch
Time for dinner
😼☁️
Bro thinks this world is sweet 😭😭
Nice rat
Tiger, defender of the home
Now deceased after fighting a snake during a tornado
(not a joke)
Holay Molay
Sorry for your loss but that cat is based
He was an aggressive sweetheart
If he wanted to be pet, he would make sure he got pet by all means
Including biting your ankles, clawing your leg, or eating your hair if it was in reach
Atleast he died a hero, doing what he loved ☹️
Definitely
He ballin' till the end
That's the face of someone who's about to create chaos alright
I nearly choked on my coffee reading this, that's a badass cat
My deepest condolences ❤️
He gets to sit in a wood box now
He's a brick of ashes
We had a good laugh cus he looks like a brick of coke
WHAT
Yup
He was uhhh
Definitely a normal cat
Typically cats naturally have faster reflexes than snakes, but I think he was simultaneously preoccupied
By the wind, rain and fucked up power lines nearby
And the tree that fell on my car that night
Both turned out...
"Okay"
The cat is now a brick of ash in an engraved wood box
The car is now and forever will be a fixer upper
fixer upper car is optimal
slap it and say "she'll be right"
and then it cant break
Look that tactic didn't work for the past five hundred cars we've said that about
(my dad used to own a car graveyard/scrapyard)
Angry cloud
you gotta mean it from the heart (︶︿︶)
I do ;-;
Well luckily that never happened
But I did blow an engine because I hadn't realized I'd mistakenly bumped the shifter from automatic to manual
Luckily a moderately used engine for that car in working condition costs less than a thousand
Why is bro sending snapchat shorts 😭😭
Why is bro only 3’ 2”
Thats above average
Evil cat plotting evil things
She plotted to pin me down on the bed and succeeded
She needs to be stopped
I genuinely forgot to fully shut down my pc the other night
I just put it to sleep
Did
Full moon
Goobus
Awww he looks like my old brown tabby Tiger!!
She wants belly rubs
Chonk
Yin and yang
He's actually pretty small, lol
ong? lil goober
Dog!
Big dog
that sir is not a pet
Could be a mouse
goober
AWW

@prime mango @proud sphinx
burnt and raw kitty omge 
Isnt she so cool
Hairy ass arm
Killing u
My cat would kill your cat
Yea prolly my cat isnt a figjter
Mine is
Starscourge Cinnabon the Destroyer of Worlds
That is his name
Lmfao
Long ahh tail
Big ass tail
Oh god vaporeon
You are bound to get the sentence
Good
This only allows me to pet her
🐣
Heavy toilet paper
Yes 😂
Fuck. I just wanna not need to do anything
You could always work on a way to swap bodies
shes a discord mod, the only body change they can do is adding 600lbs to themselves
sudden projection
Violence and abuse
Finest cottage cheese fr
Consume feline
@sturdy lance @elfin shuttle @keen marsh do i let him in
yes
Shitass
Sit on him
Usually it's the other way around so it's only fair I do that
i don't know why but my dog just sitting there existing is hilarious to me
he looks so fancy.. I love it!

dog
Nooooo
thanks
fat
yea i like havin a laff at my dog as well 
the silly
it was her birthday yesterday
yea shes definitely a showgirl lol, very friendly
she gets to wear the scent of the neighborhood skunk since I can't wash it all out 😿🦨
Try tomato sauce 
why she so fluff
maggie
These are my girls.
For some reason the white one loved having that yellow pool toy around her neck. Every time I took it off she'd run off somewhere and come back with it on like 10 minutes later.
And the other individual photo was taken when the german shephard mix just finished a puppy ice cream and refused to give me the cup back.
Mmm car
car stew 🍲
car popcorn
@small halo @weary smelt @broken fern
So tiny..
Lick lick
❤️ hes cute
thx
My cat puked three times today cause of his pills
Idk if I should give him the next one for today
He was fed on time and I didn't notice him licking his injured paw today
poor cat
birthday boy
looking handsome
He's gonna be fine, probably the pill being bitter
yellies real for this
Bro was like tf u want
@somber vessel
She is a lynx point Siamese
I would post videos, but I am not ready for a voice reveal yet 😢
all siamese have blue eyes
@sturdy lance LOOK AT MY KITTEN
why did you react my kitten with a rainbow flag 
i swear
that was an accident
i fucking hate discord quick react so much
FUCK OFF
💔
i hate that menu
it needs to go away
those arent even in the top line of my most used emoji
except skull
💀
Geh cat

they are gorgeous
I am telling you she looks like a Priscilla too
glad i could help
@maiden zenith you are always going to be my goat Sol
❤️
i love this
Thx ❤️

@blissful ferry
Knocking on the produce to check if it is ripe to eat 🤤
Rude smh
In goated for that name recommendation
Why he so chunk 😭😭
A mimir 👀
Don’t let fat one eat this lil dude

Rate this random cat I encountered
car
Yuh
i forgot to tell but my 2 birds did a kid
there might be more than 1 but i dont know yet
What
you have birds?
so they laid an egg?
yeah
yeah
yeah
oh cockatiels?
ye
could be interesting
mmmmm tasty
seems about dinner size
looks more chewy than other cars
he isnt heavy enough to press down the keys
Birb
Duck
Doog
Food
Show dog
fredrick
The stew was delicious
moo dengs long lost twin
mmmm yummy
the car is approaching

Me n who
Absolutely no one
Shut
Nice dolls
@brazen cargo

I love this dog so much
It is growing you dumbass
He has been like that the entire summer

Staredown with the ancient enemy...
brain missing
grab car
curry 
noooo don't eat him ... 😿
Eated
👁️
@tough valve
FAT PUFFDOG
🐻
yipeee
W pic
you are a nice guy after all
goober

i love burgers too
coned
Cone artist
poor car
There's no need to judge her financial status
why is the grey one gigantic
big girl
Grey one is the odd one out
Are you keeping any of them
nop
What the fuck that’s a whole ass lion
She's a conqueror
That car is almost bigger than yoy



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