pets

[scenic charm]

Saw this dude today

[neat plank]

I rarely hold bugs

[heady pilot]

Img

[neat plank]

spooky

[scenic charm]

Not sure the species

[heady pilot]

Looks dangerous

[neat plank]

No idea either looks like a black widow of some type

[scenic charm]

Also caught a narrow mouth and a southern toad baby

[neat plank]

awe their so cute omg

[heady pilot]

CABOOM
died

[neat plank]

this is jimmy :3

[heady pilot]

Alr well
here we goooo

AAYOOO

BIIRB

[neat plank]

wo

nice moth

uh uh wolf spider or huntsman spider?

[heady pilot]

Love them

[heady pilot]

I don't remember.....

But it is unlikely to be a wolf

[prime mango]

Psycho mantis

From mgs

[scenic charm]

These are all of my personal pets

[heady pilot]

After all, I live in Russia, you rarely meet someone very dangerous here, even in the south

[heady pilot]

I'm died

Kiss all of them

[prime mango]

FROGS

AMAZING

[heady pilot]

Yaaaaas

[prime mango]

Little goober

[scenic charm]

I make all of their tanks too

[heady pilot]

I caught a shrimp to feed a mantis

Power

[heady pilot]

🙏🙏🙏

[neat plank]

wow nice

you guys are so lucky

[heady pilot]

I like to look for adventures on the butt

[neat plank]

all I find are like commong toads and frogs and recently I've been finding 9 banded skinks

[scenic charm]

It’s snake season rn

[neat plank]

I found 2 snakes recently but thats all and one died im not sure how

[scenic charm]

That’s a shame

[heady pilot]

I've only seen snakes in the wild three times in my life (I'm 18)

[neat plank]

both were gardner snakes

[neat plank]

Oh I've found a lot (17 about to be 18)

[scenic charm]

If you look for them you’ll find them

Underneath rocks and metal sheets

[heady pilot]

True

[scenic charm]

Some types of cover

[neat plank]

the 2 I found were in a hill i had to remove from the road side

[heady pilot]

I confused a viper with a copperhead, so I went to the hospital...

[neat plank]

I also live on a farm so Im more prone to wild animals

[heady pilot]

It's still a pity...

[scenic charm]

Both are venomous gang

[neat plank]

I was about to say that lmao

both contain hurt juice

[heady pilot]

I live in St. Petersburg, I love swamps
Therefore, glory to the babadzaka

[neat plank]

I dont know much about russias bio diversity sadly, I know a lot more about americas critters

[heady pilot]

Yyeeap..

[neat plank]

my poor pupper put a toad in her mouth and started foaming at the mouth and I ask if it was a toad or frog to my mom and she didnt know the difference T^T so I had to hunt it down before I could figure out what to do, shes fine she only got a little taste

[heady pilot]

In our country, to find someone, you have to try very hard... But, very picturesque.

[neat plank]

hm?

Now I'm confused

[heady pilot]

Until you find someone, you will die from the beauty of the area

Something like this

Or you will fall into the swamp🤌

[neat plank]

My small brain hurts

whats going on

[lament wharf]

Don't use it then

[heady pilot]

From a recent trip

[lament wharf]

Nice flamingo

[heady pilot]

DMHGSKHWK

Ah, beautiful nature

[neat plank]

Your so lucky

Are you a disney princess?

[heady pilot]

YAS

[neat plank]

lmao

[heady pilot]

A dragonfly sat on my nose as a child

[neat plank]

wow

Bros disney princess arc started

idk if your a guy or a girl

[heady pilot]

Xddd

Girl

[neat plank]

Damn

actually a disney princess then

I call myself a disney princess and im a guy lmao

[heady pilot]

I'm a Druid

[neat plank]

lmao

your so cool

my partners a disney princess they were getting harassed by june bugs earlier lmao

https://tenor.com/view/fly-away-viralhog-leaving-insect-beetles-gif-23687984

[heady pilot]

OMG BRO LITERALLY DOIN BRRRRRRR

[neat plank]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-beetle-gif-18439758

hercules beetle but still

[heady pilot]

Zamn why do I rejoice at silly bugs every time.......

[neat plank]

lmao

only weird people dont rejoice at silly bugs

[heady pilot]

I love it

[neat plank]

my partners sorta iffy on bugs

mostly flying ones and stuff scare them

I personally only fear bees and wasp

[heady pilot]

I love bumblebees

[neat plank]

I do too but they spook me when they fly at me

[heady pilot]

Wood black bumblebee be like:🚁🚁🚁🚁

[neat plank]

is that the kind you have on your hand?

[heady pilot]

Nooo

They are huge and black..... I did not keep them alive

[neat plank]

I use to have a wild box turtle but a racoon got a hold of it one eveving while he was in his outside pen

This is waffles hes my cat (he has autsim)

[heady pilot]

Adorable

[scenic charm]

Love the tree frogs

And plain bellied water snake

[scenic charm]

Looks like southern toad

Hard to tell though

[heady pilot]

"Carpenter Bee"

[neat plank]

I believe its Eastern

[heady pilot]

I talked about this

[neat plank]

GIVE

[scenic charm]

They are all so similar

[neat plank]

insert grabby hands< GIVE

[neat plank]

idk, are southern or eastern toads in kentucky?

[heady pilot]

Puts the bee in ur hands

🤌

[neat plank]

thank

[heady pilot]

They are very noisy

Literally a helicopter

[neat plank]

lol

silly little guys

little goobers

Ok ok

Isopods tho?

[heady pilot]

Scratch scratch....

[neat plank]

hm?

[heady pilot]

Maybe 🤔

[neat plank]

https://tenor.com/view/bug-isopod-roly-poly-gather-meeting-gif-26215663

[heady pilot]

Омg

Micro tanks

[neat plank]

https://tenor.com/view/isopod-bug-when-you-yell-at-me-me-if-you-care-gif-13787586215380294491

[heady pilot]

WEEEEWWWWW

Cuteee

[neat plank]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-isopods-spiky-isopod-silly-rollie-pollie-pill-bug-gif-13242581941365977179

[heady pilot]

🙏🙏🙏

[neat plank]

https://tenor.com/view/roly-poly-roly-poly-pill-bug-isopod-gif-22380667

Sending this to my partner XD

[heady pilot]

I TOOK A PICTURE OF TWO BUTTERFLIES FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER

I still love those two photos

[neat plank]

awe lol

Dogs

[heady pilot]

Omg dogs

[neat plank]

yes

dogs

good dogs

thats my other dog

[heady pilot]

Dogs... Gods.. Sods..... Oh Lord

Sodg..... *

[heady pilot]

No way, Is it a horse?

[neat plank]

lmao

yes

[heady pilot]

No waaay

[neat plank]

thats pinkie pie

[heady pilot]

Xddd

[neat plank]

this is my pet butterfly Carlos

[heady pilot]

ZAAMNNN

What flowers do such butterflies sit on?

[neat plank]

(thats from a zoo thing I went to)

big fucking flowers

like like

uh

[heady pilot]

XD

[neat plank]

thissssssssssssssssssss big

[heady pilot]

🌻

[neat plank]

dinosaurs

[heady pilot]

ЙООО ops uh
YOOOOOO

[neat plank]

aw

the images are corrupted boo

[heady pilot]

Dinossss

[scenic charm]

Eastern

[neat plank]

those are funky dinos

speaking of the godzillas

[heady pilot]

I love Godzillas

Silly big bros

[neat plank]

My partners obsessed with Jet Jaguar Im more of a godzilla fan

https://tenor.com/view/jet-jaguar-kaiju-jetjaguar-大丈夫だ問題ない-gif-9817215

[heady pilot]

I'm a lonely druid, lonely but happy

[neat plank]

aw

Its long distance for me and them

I have something neat

[heady pilot]

Understandable

[neat plank]

puppy on the lap lap puppy

also known as bongo pup

[heady pilot]

Uhh uh
Dear me, I need to sleep

[neat plank]

same lol

[heady pilot]

My brain melted

[neat plank]

wow

you have a brain?

I wish I had one

[heady pilot]

Maybe this is ice cream

[neat plank]

Your cool

[heady pilot]

Oh yes, I'm 😎

[neat plank]

yes

very 😎

[heady pilot]

Bahahaw

Alrrrr
We need to sleep

[neat plank]

I dont wanna

[heady pilot]

Let's go to bed ¡¡!!

[neat plank]

fineeeee totally not just gonna get on my alt

[heady pilot]

Warriors of sunlight needs for rest

do a flip to bed

[neat plank]

lol night night

[night marlin]

i’ve eaten your kind

[serene phoenix]

ankle

[serene phoenix]

nice rat

[serene phoenix]

car

[prime mango]

Kitty

[serene phoenix]

WRONMG

thats a car

clearly

[prime mango]

[serene phoenix]

in iran

we

pishpishpishpishpish

the cat

i mean car

[prime mango]

You ran

I sit

Cause I'm tired

[serene phoenix]

wat

ok

cool

my hands are ferezing

my pc is 57 degressd

why am i so cold

[prime mango]

Put on a blanket

Or clothes

[serene phoenix]

cloth

yes

ok

[prime mango]

Naked mf

[serene phoenix]

finally putting on clothes

hehe

i am built like

[serene phoenix]

car

ok\

i wore cloth

es

very yes

"Red Hot Chili Peppers 🌶️"

what

ok

col

kool

🥶

i am going insane

[prime mango]

Hell yeah

My favorite band

[serene phoenix]

oh

i thought

thats

you mean like

your spice tolerance is high

welp

[prime mango]

Lmao

It's a band my good sir

[serene phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-what-the-sigma-oso-gif-7610478615258254705

[prime mango]

Peak funk rock

[serene phoenix]

i don listen to any

like

normal human being music

only phonk

and maybe a lil of

"my ordinary life"

and maybe a lil "the search"

and a lil "a cure for me"

and a lil-

[prime mango]

Kewl

[serene phoenix]

what is kewl

[prime mango]

Kewl

[serene phoenix]

kryptonic elden worm ligma?

[prime mango]

You overthinking

It's just a funny way to spell cool

[serene phoenix]

o

oke

[prime mango]

[serene phoenix]

very yes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194772750957674497/1254004598591590430/togif-5.gif

[serene phoenix]

vert car

do you like my frog

[prime mango]

Yes

[serene phoenix]

=

[prime mango]

Real

[serene phoenix]

WRONG

ITS NOT REAL

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[prime mango]

Real

[serene phoenix]

yo bro

is the flag in ur pfp

bi

what is bi person

what it mean

[prime mango]

I'm bi

Yes

[serene phoenix]

wud is bi

i dont know

[prime mango]

Bisexual

[serene phoenix]

yes i know it means bisexual

but what is it like

[prime mango]

Wdym

?

[serene phoenix]

uhhh

what is bi person stats

like

uk

[prime mango]

Stats?

Is this a video game

[serene phoenix]

"what are the charactersitic features of a bi preson"

[prime mango]

I'm my own person

[serene phoenix]

wad

[prime mango]

Your weird

[serene phoenix]

tank u

i brb

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930564751791108187/1075403941975687289/4x.gif

[steep willow]

Thanks

[serene phoenix]

i know my creatures well

evyone made fun of me

but here we are

some guy saying thanks

to me

mentio-

i should shut the fakcup

i am insane

[serene phoenix]

goodbye fren

i go paly cs2

[prime mango]

K

[lament wharf]

stomp

[rain arch]

I will stomp you

[lament wharf]

no

[prime mango]

THEYRE SO FLUFFY

[lament wharf]

cotton candy

[quartz smelt]

Betrayal

[boreal wadi]

Phillipe

[prime mango]

adorable

[boreal wadi]

I think so too

[sleek tide]

dog

[lament wharf]

dog loves coriander

[verbal hamlet]

i threw my turtle
in the river

[serene phoenix]

aggresive headpats

[serene phoenix]

thats clearly a frog

[serene phoenix]

oi ma'e you mean candy floss innit?

[lament wharf]

Yuh

Cotton candy

[severe ledge]

His life is so hard guys

He has to lay in a pile of blankets daily

Poor puppy

[charred kiln]

Kidnapped a kitty

5 days old

[grim oracle]

Dumbass

[grim oracle]

Camouflage

[prime mango]

amazing picture

[prime mango]

lmao

[lament wharf]

Good haul

[blazing vortex]

Alright chat here is my dogs son
Idk how to name him
Whoever says a neat name can name him permanently

[quartz smelt]

Dumpling

[tough valve]

Meaty 🤤

[lament wharf]

Rug

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/bee-swarm-simulator-get-stick-bugged-lol-heart-meme-gif-20118997

[proper garnet]

dumbshit

call him that

nvm hes muted

[lament wharf]

Consume

[quartz smelt]

I ain't lazy i just can't get up

[twilit cipher]

bed of chaos

[vapid hull]

Bayle the Dread

[serene phoenix]

that car is like ""The boiled one phenomenon" you aint moving blud

[lethal orchid]

i have to go to high school in 3 minutes

[prime mango]

Kitty

[lethal orchid]

dumb lil fuck*

[prime mango]

He a lil silly

[lament wharf]

Not allowed

[lethal orchid]

i'm stuck here in my house

i can't get out bruh 😭

[lament wharf]

Who said its your house

[lethal orchid]

my house, their territory

[lament wharf]

I'd skip school (jk)

[lethal orchid]

i'm forced to go to school until july 5th

[lament wharf]

Being judged rn

[lethal orchid]

that's what she does, she judges, and screams at you

[lament wharf]

Damn

[prime mango]

Me asfl

[lament wharf]

I'd eat her

*semi burnt

And crunchy

[jolly bolt]

Does your fur baby praise the sun?

Solaire would be proud

[proper garnet]

thats fuckin epic

44° 🪦

[lament wharf]

Its 44°F i hope

[grim oracle]

@abstract tinsel PUSSY

PUSSY

PUSSY

[abstract tinsel]

I SAW YOUR PUSSY

ITS VERY HAIRY

and cute

[grim oracle]

SO IS YOURS

[abstract tinsel]

so is it?

thats not propper grammar gng

[grim oracle]

yeah urs is hairy and cute

[abstract tinsel]

[lament wharf]

Lol

[prime mango]

grab thec creature

[quartz smelt]

You are being grabbed, please do not resist

[prime mango]

real shirt

shit

[lament wharf]

nappin food

[limpid meteor]

The beast is foul in nature

[limpid meteor]

The beast escaped under the floor and I am having a panic attack

Wtf do I do

WHAT DO I DO

[uncut kelp]

the hell you mean under the floor

[limpid meteor]

Well

I am helping my grandpa repair the water pipes under the kitchen floor

And the house doesn't really sit firmly on the ground - it's built on wooden beams

So there's a giant space under the floor that goes all around the house

And the beast managed to open the door to the kitchen during the five minutes I was gone outside with the plumbers and crawled under there

[uncut kelp]

ah

produce a noise of sorts

[limpid meteor]

I called the name, screamed the name, tried luring out with food, food she can’t usually have, loud scratching, jingling keys, her favourite toys, pspspspsps and whatnot

Had a panic attack, grandpa finally answered my hundred missed calls and said to leave her be

[proper garnet]

shes gonna get out eventually

[limpid meteor]

Well I hope so

You can’t actually see where the underfloor leads to

And there are no plans of the building anymore

[night marlin]

she likes attacking your legs

[sturdy lance]

Murderous spaghetti

[tough saffron]

Came into my room to find this.

[radiant hull]

Can’t a girl piss in peace

[night marlin]

they multiplied

[quartz smelt]

No

[prime mango]

ferrets are adorable bro

[boreal wadi]

Cryptid

[prime mango]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5JDTxfLNPL/?igsh=cW11aGNjNm5vNDd1

Instagram

[agile hill]

my silly cat

[lament wharf]

its a banana bro

eat it

🍌

[hot garnet]

Cat wiht a hat

[calm gale]

look at this fucking idiot

[calm gale]

honked mi mi mi'd out

[prime mango]

[proper garnet]

me brothers new dog

[lament wharf]

dog

[proper garnet]

he has homophobia (his eyes)

[lament wharf]

heterochromia

[proper garnet]

yeah that

[lament wharf]

looks cute

i'd pet

[lament wharf]

daddy's girl

[long horizon]

la criatura antigua

[prime mango]

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-plink-cat-gif-1794292671885121408

[vapid hull]

bro stole my bass

[lament wharf]

was never yours

[proper garnet]

boy why yo bass so big

[vapid hull]

its average size i think

[fickle forge]

Guys, guys

It's not the size that matters alright

[vapid hull]

its how you use it

[rain arch]

Domestic violence

[lament wharf]

Stardenburdenhardenbart

[lament wharf]

black kitty

[prime mango]

ktty

[tough valve]

Why is the cotton candy fighting 🤤

[tough valve]

Shouldn't undercook chicken like that

[rain arch]

Personality clash

[jagged steppe]

perculiar little creature

[lament wharf]

The beast is ferocious

[fickle forge]

The harvest is bountiful

[quartz smelt]

Orang cat, so must be stoopid

[summer siren]

@last smelt Can i speak? No Joke

[worthy tendon]

perfect specimen

@final stirrup

look at this creature

she's the best

@upper marsh

[final stirrup]

adorbs

[upper marsh]

AAH

THE BEST

[worthy tendon]

she's so cute when she rolls up in the bean bags

[upper marsh]

10/10 tbh

[worthy tendon]

I LOVE HER so much

[upper marsh]

so ugly tho

ugly, 10/10

[worthy tendon]

flowers is uglier 💔

[upper marsh]

NO!!!

fLOWERS IS PERFECT

[worthy tendon]

TORI IS PERFECTER

[upper marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1155814426155434015/1156124921215320074/20230926_000618.mp4?ex=6685a17c&is=66844ffc&hm=c9a64594d7ac2ed5ca40f93bc2992a2d2c05157161b2493edb516e75d2be8081&

we'll see about that

[worthy tendon]

whbatever....

[upper marsh]

hmph..

g

[worthy tendon]

my dog has floppy ears

flowers so cute tho...

[upper marsh]

my dog has ears that go goblin mode

[paper crane]

My cat is mewing

[worldly heath]

Lol

It's so cute

[paper crane]

Thank you!! he’s my son

[lament wharf]

Chonk

[proud sphinx]

So vocal

[grim oracle]

The disappointment

[proud sphinx]

I don't think he like taxes

[prime mango]

Get fucked

Bro got smacked

[grim oracle]

He js scratched my face

i tried holding him

He mad

[prime mango]

Don't be so pipi

[lament wharf]

Perfectly edible

[lament wharf]

Adorable

[manic tangle]

Omg it's so cute

[paper crane]

he handsome

[prime mango]

Hes watching you poop

[grim oracle]

Creepy ass dog

[severe ledge]

I have captured the canine

[proud sphinx]

Does it know how to do taxes

[severe ledge]

no all he knows how to do is bark, be cute, eat, poop, and high five

he's very talented but utterly useless for practical stuff

[proud sphinx]

Aw

[severe ledge]

his name is Tank

cause ya know he's so super fierce and dangerous

[lament wharf]

its called heterochromia

😭

[paper crane]

Rengar

https://tenor.com/view/cute-rengar-gif-27301138

[jagged steppe]

thats not a cat

[tough valve]

SNES undertoil

[quartz smelt]

Weird fckn dog

[lament wharf]

breakfast and dinner

[broken ledge]

Happy Sausage 😀😀

[proper garnet]

he does NOT look happy

[brazen cargo]

I discovered that my dog has a ticklish rump

[lament wharf]

Lmfao

That dog is gonna die of tickling

[dire seal]

My dog

[paper garnet]

I love em🥰! what’s their name?

[dire seal]

Dog

It's a she

Her name is dog

I forgot to feed her yesterday that's why she look like that

[quartz smelt]

Can I pet dog?

[lament wharf]

Dog

[proper garnet]

@small halo this fits you

[lament wharf]

Copycat

[rain ether]

@proud sphinx

[proud sphinx]

AWWW

[analog relic]

@native tiger

[native tiger]

goobers

[lament wharf]

Edible

[restive adder]

His name is Hubert

[vapid hull]

aww can i pet him

[lament wharf]

edible

🐱

[sturdy lance]

Imprisoned for their crimes

(Its over 113 outside rn so they got brought in)

For now they're in the kennels cause a friend who evacuated from a recent fire has his dog over as well

[proper garnet]

do they not get along well or what

[sturdy lance]

the white one is very dominating

if the other dog doesnt submit she'll attack it

so we tend to not let her be with animals besides ours

[proper garnet]

why the other one in jail then too tho 😭

[sturdy lance]

the other dog is ours too we just dont them around our friends dog

both of those dogs are ours

they stay in the field all day to protect the cattle usually

[lament wharf]

cuz your friend's dog is a bitch?

[proper garnet]

no

his dog

the white

[sturdy lance]

the white one

[lament wharf]

oh

[sturdy lance]

sofie

[lament wharf]

zamn

[sturdy lance]

she cant be around animals besides the one in our family

cause she'll likely atttack them

[lament wharf]

train your dog buddy

[sturdy lance]

we've tried

we even paid to have her trained for 2 years

[lament wharf]

2 years?

[sturdy lance]

they couldnt train it out of her

[sturdy lance]

yeah

couldnt do it ourselves and nobody we paid for training could do it either

[lament wharf]

training a female dog after they're grown up is very hard

[sturdy lance]

we got her fully grown

she was a rescue

[lament wharf]

well

[sturdy lance]

her old owner was gonna put her down cause of the aggression

[lament wharf]

just cage her till she learns i guess

[sturdy lance]

💀

[lament wharf]

having and promoting an untrained dog attack other dogs means she gonna attack you some day too

she just doesnt know rn that she can

[proper garnet]

not how it works

[lament wharf]

or other people

[sturdy lance]

shes never once shown aggression towards a human

she loves people

and she has been disciplined

[proper garnet]

she guards cattle?

[sturdy lance]

yeah

[lament wharf]

welll

[proper garnet]

u tryna make beef

[sturdy lance]

against coyotes and whatnot

[lament wharf]

that actually makes sense about her aggression towards other dogs then

[sturdy lance]

yeah theres alot of stray dogs that pack up around where i live

[proper garnet]

but why is the not aggressive one in a cage

[sturdy lance]

shes chased em off a few times

[sturdy lance]

cause hes still a puppy (ish) and he doesnt know how to behave in the house

last time he was loose he broke stuff

[lament wharf]

give him to me

[sturdy lance]

no

[lament wharf]

oh he'syour friend's

[sturdy lance]

no hes ours

our friends dog is a extremely old german shepard mix

[lament wharf]

give him to me then 👴

[sturdy lance]

no

[lament wharf]

jk

[sturdy lance]

dawgs

[lament wharf]

Cute

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-with-butterfly-on-nose-dog-with-butterfly-butterfly-gif-13282441872748349107

[lament wharf]

I want to get a golden retriever

But they'll not survive in the heat here

[proper garnet]

get one of deez

[lament wharf]

I want a german shey

I'll get one at some point

But for the time being I just shelter stray puppies in winter and like train them to guard back home

Increases the survivability of the litter by a lot

Like they used to all die but like last winter 5 survived out of 12

[vapid hull]

angry ass cat

[tough valve]

Tasty af

[grim oracle]

Sleeping like he paying the bills

[lament wharf]

eepy boi

[shell sable]

W doggo

[fluid nova]

car

[grim oracle]

In the hood

[grim oracle]

Bumblebee

[uncut kelp]

tell him to turn into a car

[grim oracle]

How do you think i got there

[uncut kelp]

bumblebee

[prime mango]

Bee

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/bumble-bee-transformers-dark-of-the-moon-transformwrs-dark-of-the-moon-transformers-dark-of-the-moon-gif-27260342

[grim oracle]

@sleek tide

🐝

[sleek tide]

awwwww cute

[grim oracle]

Cute, Cuter, cookie

[rain ether]

AWE

[fallen monolith]

My cat loves sleeping in stupid poses like this

Such a wunkus

[grim oracle]

Future gymnastic

[high matrix]

guys opinions on my dog

[ornate pumice]

Is this the victim Mercy

Is it

“The grippy”

[grim oracle]

STFU

???

WTF

NO

[ornate pumice]

YOU LINKED IT

[grim oracle]

THATS EDITED

THATS EDITED

[ornate pumice]

SAID IT WAS GRIPPY

[grim oracle]

ISTG

STF

WTF

[ornate pumice]

IT WAS NOT!

YOU SAID

THE CAT

[grim oracle]

SEPRRATE

[ornate pumice]

IS GRIPPY

[grim oracle]

SEPERATE

SEPERATE

[ornate pumice]

THIS

THIS IS SO FUCKED

MODS

[grim oracle]

NAHH

STFU

[ornate pumice]

GET THE MODS

[grim oracle]

IM NOT TALKING ABT MY CAT

[ornate pumice]

BAN THIS N’WA NOW

HE FUCKS CATS

[grim oracle]

U EDITED IT

BRO

[grim oracle]

My lizard sleeps while standing, sometimes she falls asleep while climbing

[silver meadow]

Lil grippers for which to take things with

[lament wharf]

[prime mango]

Peanut

[rain arch]

Pean

[lament wharf]

ut

[rain arch]

Laid out a new sheet and

[tough valve]

He doesn't know it's a basket trap

We eatin' good tonight

[rain ether]

saving this...

[small halo]

doc martens spotted 👁️

[quartz smelt]

No it's maine coon

[paper garnet]

what’s ems name?

[silver meadow]

I don't know!!!!

I CANT FIND THE SOURCE BECAUSE ITS A SCREENSHOT FROM A VIDEO

[paper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tester-opossum-gif-21527300

[grim oracle]

ITS SO CUTE DAWG

[silver meadow]

That's no dawg, das a possumb

[grim oracle]

How does one acquire such a creature

[silver meadow]

If you are in Minnesota you can just take one from the woods

Anywhere else and it has to be a non-releasable possum and you have to be a certified wildlife rehabilitator

[near briar]

My cat watching fireworks

Also her on her pizza box she won't let anyone throw away

[limpid meteor]

The creature

The creature is loaf

[long horizon]

✌️🦐

[tough valve]

Soon to be meatloaf

🤤

[grim oracle]

Bro got a twin

[somber vessel]

yo cat looks dumb as hell

[paper crane]

Your cats eyes are so nice

[hot lava]

Beautiful

[paper crane]

SORRY

[fallen lava]

1000 yards ahh stare

[ornate pumice]

Pet that boy now

[fallen lava]

Look what she did💀

[ornate pumice]

Pet that girl now

[fallen lava]

Already did😈

[lament wharf]

Food

[rain arch]

His food

[tough valve]

MINE

🐈

[ornate pumice]

😭

Just a little babyyy

This is my little creature

His name is Cinnabon

[woeful nimbus]

This is mine, she old af

[ornate pumice]

Still a cutie

[lament wharf]

grabs fluff

[rain arch]

Are you kidnapping cat

[quartz smelt]

I'm hunting for dinner

[lament wharf]

Good haul

[proper garnet]

kitler

[quartz smelt]

Are you saying this cat wants to return Germany to its former glory?

[proper garnet]

for sure

[prime mango]

Lovely

[proper garnet]

her pov

[grim oracle]

This made me and my friend laugh so loud my other friend woke up

[proper garnet]

[prime mango]

OMFG CAT

[radiant hull]

She has such a pleasant look in the second pic

[prime mango]

real

very cute

[radiant hull]

Yeag she’s my baby

[prime mango]

:3

[rain arch]

Holy fluff

[harsh shoal]

Bunny

[tough valve]

That ain't no bunny

That's a B U N I

[rain arch]

High on catnip

[proper garnet]

eepy boi

[grim oracle]

Ew

Gross

[proper garnet]

you're gross

[grim oracle]

Gross dog

Frogs cute

[proper garnet]

frogma balls

[grim oracle]

You smell like poop

[grim oracle]

Car

[hot lava]

Holy mother of rabbits how old is he/she and what breed is that rabbit? I've never seen a rabbit this big before, so precious

[rain ether]

the one on the right is so angry

[olive kite]

She looks majestic I wish I could pet her

[ornate pumice]

Little cuties

[lament wharf]

angwy

[lament wharf]

brunch

[lament wharf]

dinner

[quartz smelt]

Breakfast is unhappy

[lament wharf]

just eat it

[quartz smelt]

Gonna cook her medium rare 🤤

[lament wharf]

sounds about right

[shell sable]

Cat acting like she pays the rent

[quartz smelt]

😉

[rain ether]

drippy opossum

[tough valve]

Wtf violence

[quartz smelt]

That's it, time for pet abuse

[proper garnet]

sausage

[solemn nebula]

Why she sitting like that

[grim oracle]

@prime mango @zenith panther

[prime mango]

pipi

[grim oracle]

pipi

[prime mango]

Real

[quartz smelt]

Useless fucking idiot

[harsh shoal]

my rabbit is an alcoholic (not my rabbit)

[tough valve]

Look at how happy and dum dum they are

[quartz smelt]

Nah this dog just pure brainrot, too dumb to feel happiness
Luckily will be gone by sunday

[tough valve]

Wtf.,.,.,

[proper garnet]

WHAT

[quartz smelt]

Housemates' parents went on vacation and left her for us to take care of her
I joked that she raised her dog as poorly as she raised her daughter

Took her to the office for work tho

Had to tie her since she hates the cleaning lady

[proper garnet]

dont take it out on the dog

[quartz smelt]

She's happy tho

Alternative would be leaving her alone the whole night

That way she has company

I guess cats would keep her company...but they bully her

[rain ether]

But look at that dumb smile... If that's not happiness then I don't know what is...

[quartz smelt]

Idk dude, wish I knew what happiness was

[rain ether]

this is

[quartz smelt]

Pretty sure that's a cat

[proper garnet]

spot on

[inland oyster]

cool dog

[rain ether]

nah it's a bird guys

[inland oyster]

so its not a dog ?

damnit

[prime mango]

why he ourple

[quartz smelt]

Those who fight further

[misty ledge]

pillow

[lament wharf]

loaf for brunch

[lament wharf]

silly goober

[lament wharf]

angwy cat

[tough valve]

Unspeakable violence

[lament wharf]

I would have consumed

[real dirge]

spelunky

[rain ether]

:]

[quartz smelt]

It is a vicious fight to the death every day

[forest ibex]

Frg.

[grim oracle]

Thats me

@forest ibex look at her little hands

[forest ibex]

Female frog?

[grim oracle]

Yes

Female lizard frog

[proper garnet]

not a frog