pets

[outer kestrel]

I have a dog and the sister to the cat still

[long badger]

[lament wharf]

hi oreo

10/10

[long badger]

He was found in the streets and my cousin took him in

[lament wharf]

rotund

[long badger]

He’s cute but his breath hella stinks

[lament wharf]

lucky ass mf

[fathom obsidian]

more pics if possible

[long badger]

He looks a little cow 🐄

He’s a good kid

[fathom obsidian]

cow dog

https://tenor.com/view/good-boy-cowboy-dog-horses-in-the-back-yee-haw-gif-14422488

[outer kestrel]

that is the face of "give me the Hershey's sauce"

[grim oracle]

my creature acts a lot like this

[long badger]

Cute creatures

[tough valve]

Le creature

[wide wedge]

My cat when she gets 100% battery

[fading canyon]

@robust estuary

[robust estuary]

AWWWWWWWW AHSGUSHZBjabsbsk

MILLYYYYYYY

XJGXHFMJGHMFHFMZJCMFNGZD@BdmzfzfymtzumfxuhmdtmzhtlfzlruafzmhFdhmmgDhmdDGnngSgsn@hf7(‘x fhz Gd

MILLYYYYYYY

[fading canyon]

Millie

[long badger]

Cute

[rain arch]

stupid

[long badger]

Cute

[fading canyon]

She’s very dramatic

[long badger]

[rain arch]

she is stupid

[long badger]

She looks like a drama queen

[fading canyon]

She love’s attention from everyone

[long badger]

Cute name too

[lament wharf]

dumbass

[long badger]

[tough valve]

Stupid dumbass cutie

I could just

[tough valve]

Toughie fluffy

[rain arch]

She was extra whiny today

Turned out

Her box got flipped over

Fixed

[tough valve]

Couldn't she just flip the box herself

(The answer is that she too dum dum)

[rain arch]

too stupid for that

[tough valve]

She invested all her levels in fluff and prettiness

0 INT MF

[long badger]

Shaken baby syndrome

[tough valve]

It might just improve things, given the subject

[lament wharf]

put the lid and fed ex her to me

[long badger]

Make sure there are air holes

[tough valve]

no brain to supply oxygen to

and the rest is just possessed stuffing

no holes needed

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

Daily reminder that her skull is literally flat

[long badger]

Is her brain smooth?

[lament wharf]

there needs to be a brain to be evaluated on texture

[tough valve]

And taste

🤤

[lament wharf]

🤤

[tough valve]

Not THAT kinda cat

[spare veldt]

why thumba down

https://tenor.com/view/plink-cat-meme-funny-stare-gif-27529582

[tough valve]

Cat above cute, cat below ugly

[spare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-slap-toy-stretch-toy-abuse-gif-8522373636109174808

[tough valve]

Tanking that shit fr

I dunno bruv, it's just that that specific breed of cat really gets on my nerves for some reason

[spare veldt]

lol

[tough valve]

It's on me

Maybe it's the facial shape, i dunno

[spare veldt]

yaeh shes fat and lazy

[tough valve]

Nothing personnel 😎 😎

The one above looks v cute, and that's high praise coming from me

[rain arch]

This kinda shape?

[long badger]

Cute

[lament wharf]

Looks like chicken 🍗 leg piece

Ready to be devoured

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-azees-sha-gif-18044440

[native tiger]

Baby

[lament wharf]

that's actually sori

adorable critter

https://tenor.com/view/cunes-overlod-cute-nes-squishung-my-face-cure-bunny-gif-26746910

[tall pewter]

(he thinks hes cute)

[lament wharf]

he is

burnt little toast

[spare veldt]

thanks

i hate her

she ate my bread

[native tiger]

She’s literally decat

[spare veldt]

wtf

[native tiger]

As a baby

[spare veldt]

[native tiger]

<— decat

[lament wharf]

[lament wharf]

[native tiger]

Yummy

🤤

[rain arch]

Chonker jumpscare

[lament wharf]

[native tiger]

Already in a conveniently shaped box
Perfect

🤤

[long badger]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GlJY3si-2AQ?si=5qd_rJA8v84615Vz

Look at their reactions

[fathom obsidian]

I've seen this

[long badger]

Baby olive

Back when she had little needle teeth and a nibble would leave red marks on my hand

And arms

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/505-villainous-villanos-cute-hug-gif-12519473

So adorable

[lament wharf]

le chonk

[tough valve]

She lives in fear

[tough valve]

So innocent, so dumb

[lament wharf]

so tasty

[sturdy lance]

Kali the semiferal calico

3 years ago she wanted nothing to do with me lol

[native tiger]

must pet

[tough valve]

No thanks

[sturdy lance]

Whar

@tough valve

Explain

[tough valve]

Liken't

[lament wharf]

Pick up

And consume

[tough valve]

Best to flash-freeze that first

[vocal pelican]

so silly

[lilac tapir]

@long badger Harold the Spider

[long badger]

If it’s a jumping spider than it’s cool

[lilac tapir]

i think it is

he looks fuzzy

[azure escarp]

That's a northwest barking spider

[long badger]

That’s so blurry how can you tell?

[native tiger]

Love spiders

So cool

[azure escarp]

Zoom in this is what you see

[long badger]

Aww

[fathom obsidian]

Olive ?

[long badger]

Your majesty

I give you olive

[fathom obsidian]

Yippee

Thank you

[long badger]

[jagged jetty]

Merry merry Christmas

[dry goblet]

cook

[proper garnet]

tomorrow‘s their birthday

[tough valve]

Pull up the birth certificate or they ain't alive

[lament wharf]

le chonk

fatasses

[lament wharf]

golden girl

[tough valve]

On the left, we can see what's obviously a dog wearing a dog suit

[native tiger]

True

[lament wharf]

i literally looked at least 10 times

[fathom obsidian]

Doggie

[steel falcon]

woof

[steel falcon]

its his birthday btw

[proper garnet]

happy birthday to him

[steel falcon]

❤️

[steel falcon]

why did you send this in pets

[rain arch]

All his gifts

[lament wharf]

🥳🥳

[fathom obsidian]

@long badger my turn here's joy

Visited my family for Christmas

My little sister tried hiding her

[long badger]

Oh my god

She’s so precious

Yippee!

[fathom obsidian]

She is

[long horizon]

christmas critters

sparkle & tilly hate each other 😿

[long badger]

Yippee

[scenic charm]

Caught bro having a tasty treat

[proper garnet]

bro thinks hes spiderman

sticking to walls

[fading canyon]

Millie in her Christmas shirt

[long badger]

Yippee

[tall pewter]

is this cat like a bonus gift or sum?

[proper garnet]

she‘s the giftkeeper

[native tiger]

Goober

Was over one of my relatives house and they were watching someone else’s dog lol

[unreal flax]

Girlfriend’s dog

[long badger]

Yippee

[rotund coral]

Mouth breather

[native tiger]

🪞

[rotund coral]

😢😢😢😢😢

[fading canyon]

Adorable

[azure escarp]

He wont go to bed without me

Biggest baby dog ever

[fading canyon]

same with my dog Millie

[fading canyon]

worst part is she’s a bed hogger

[azure escarp]

I had to get a bigger bed

Major hogs around these parts

[fading canyon]

she’s a medium sized dog but manages to hog the bed

[azure escarp]

Yeah they dont sleep verticle

Just right across

[fading canyon]

i knoooow

[azure escarp]

XD

We do what we do for love of dog

[rain arch]

Met this gang in Wien

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

Mfs just suddenly all flew down when we were just admiring the ruined wall

Mfs tryna shake me down

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Hand over yer bread, cat boi

[tough valve]

Serial sniffer, you can tell by the snoot

[tough valve]

I love it when dogs do this

[fading canyon]

yes!! Indeed!!

[rotund coral]

What’d you call me

[deep tartan]

[proper garnet]

hello titty

[lament wharf]

bro wants some attention

bro's lonely

[proper garnet]

broette

[steel falcon]

PET HER RN >:(

[proper garnet]

i cannot

as i am allergic

only look

[fringe topaz]

what's he staring at

my eyes are up here buddy

[steel falcon]

Thats my shoulder

Hes skepyidn

[fringe topaz]

my cat is looking at the monitor

at your cat

right neow

[steel falcon]

Aww

[steel falcon]

AWW

[proper garnet]

eepy girl

[lament wharf]

i am so sorry sani

you cant consume floof

that's so sad

[proper garnet]

i did earlier

and suffered the consequences

so i dont wanna do it again

[native tiger]

[lament wharf]

prohibhited floof consumption

[tough valve]

Consume regardless

[long badger]

@fathom obsidian

[fathom obsidian]

yipee

[fathom obsidian]

i love it

more

i need more

[upbeat light]

big guy

[tough valve]

Is that

[upbeat light]

big guy

[tough valve]

FAT

[upbeat light]

yeah it is

[tough valve]

WOOOOO

[dusty onyx]

quad can survive a few more months now

[fathom obsidian]

Bear

[tough valve]

Was about to run out of copium, waiting for FAT DOG to come back

[fathom obsidian]

[long badger]

Yippee

[tough valve]

What da dog doin

[tall pewter]

oh no.. the eeps..

[long badger]

Great photography, cute cat 10/10

[lilac tapir]

it would be so much funnier if his eyes were open

[unborn vector]

tyty

:)

[spare veldt]

@fringe topaz

[lament wharf]

you dare touch me

human

[fringe topaz]

me when she dont fw skibidi

[rain arch]

😼

[coral sinew]

so wise

look at all the knowledge and wisdom in those eyes

[tough valve]

Dumbass 100%

[lament wharf]

looks like a cat with severe social anxiety

Looks at the phone 24*7 and doesn't go out

[lilac tapir]

low iq species

[half bobcat]

Here’s my bird

[grim oracle]

What the fuck is that

[half bobcat]

That isn’t my bird but a funny pic of a baby owl that looks like a piece of shit

[grim oracle]

oh

yeah it looks like a damn goblin

[half bobcat]

Here’s a pic of my dawg

[half bobcat]

Cutiepies

[half bobcat]

Shame they got sent away Albi

[half bobcat]

Damn they copies

Mines a bit fatter

[wintry hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/kendallroy-succession-sad-gif-26496185

[half bobcat]

Freedom and democracy

I took it with my Nikon camera

Mf lives in North Korea

P1000 I’m pretty sure

I used to do a lot of wildlife photography

So I got a camera with some crazy zoom

[wanton flame]

@wintry hinge

Basically ur shit slow

[wintry hinge]

no shit, it's obviously ass

[wanton flame]

Yeah I wouldn't recommend trying to run any modern games on that

[wintry hinge]

but it can run gta 5 at like 50-60 on medium

There's no reason lethal shouldnt run

But here we are, rock and a hard place

[wanton flame]

Minimum spec is a 1050

Which is 378% faster than ur laptop gpu

[wintry hinge]

i refuse to believe the game is as optimised as it could be

Ah well

[wanton flame]

A 1050 is like an 8 year old rock bottom tier gpu

[wintry hinge]

Beggars cant be choosers

[wanton flame]

Like the 1050 was slow when it came out

@wintry hinge this is the 1050 compared to modern/last gen hardware

[fiery quest]

Weird looking dogs.

[jagged steppe]

nah man theres no way in hell lethal needs specs like that when the game runs at 600p internal resolution

[jagged steppe]

also i dont recommend using userbenchmark for info

they are known to post bs

use techpowerup instead

[wanton flame]

That's what the devs say is the required specs

[jagged steppe]

he prob did no testing and just slap sum random specs on it

[jagged steppe]

car

[long badger]

Car

[native tiger]

🚙

[native tiger]

🐈

consume

[lament wharf]

Pawsies

[boreal python]

La gorda

[grim oracle]

No

My pet will eat the dog for breakfast

[boreal python]

That's fucked up

[grim oracle]

No

Thats breakfast

[coral sinew]

Stare

[grim oracle]

Cookie will eat the dog too

[deep tartan]

Ur cats adorable

I love when they do that with paws

[tall pewter]

☺️☺️

[fallen monolith]

A short story

[lament wharf]

Soak tender loaf in boiling water for 10 minutes

[lament wharf]

[tall pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1124910155880988785/1190983189695569941/RDT_20231214_092637760498745141117674.png?ex=65a3c887&is=65915387&hm=ada3e83e593bdc3fd50cbb44b309c2f7e816658626716472fb5b4005b00489f6&

[jagged steppe]

cricket

[lament wharf]

Mouse

[tall pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139413692698595329/1190836443707355186/v12044gd0000cm2d8afog65k2c5jdg70.mov?ex=65a33fdc&is=6590cadc&hm=abf967f835c00c6cd85c2a36eb7ed991799264af630cdf90c74c3d2f5502f5f7&

[rain arch]

Hello chat

[lament wharf]

hello

oh how i've missed the floof

why does mf look like a guinea pig
fatass

[rain arch]

Full of cake

[lament wharf]

getting more meal ready by the day

grab a spoon and dig in

[tough valve]

[pliant ingot]

Jolly cat

[tough valve]

Nice try morsel

[long badger]

[long horizon]

🥺

[boreal python]

More doorknob

[rain arch]

Does bro pay rent

[pine geyser]

baby 😊😊😊😊

[worthy tendon]

he's so dumb

i love him

[worthy tendon]

he's so silly

[fringe topaz]

is he mewing

he turned around to show his jawline

[pine geyser]

yea

day 90

[long badger]

lol

[quartz smelt]

This cat dumb as shit

[long badger]

Your cat?

[quartz smelt]

No, friend's/housemate's
But it prefers me

[long badger]

Probably because you are nice to her

[tough valve]

False

Cats like me, and I ignore their ass

They're into bad boys 😎

[boreal python]

Would eat the bills

[coral sinew]

shoed

[lament wharf]

Good use of the door mat

[scenic charm]

You guys think he’s hungry?

[rain arch]

Yes he is looking at his meal

[coral sinew]

glad she loves her new sitting spot

[fathom obsidian]

YES

[tall pewter]

i think its too smol..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1125115819634987081/1191544453706559488/IMG_3630.jpg?ex=65a5d33f&is=65935e3f&hm=5997e2a4f7838f337f7d2f21f8877b1cfcd47caaab0bd0a9cc39e84cffe942a4&

[lament wharf]

Pupper

[scenic charm]

He’s not mine I saved him from drowning in the river today I’m taking him to the shelter tomorrow

He’s nicknamed mr. Shivers cause of how cold he was when I pulled him out of the current

No telling how long he was in the water either

He couldn’t move when I took him out but he’s much better now

[lament wharf]

Wtf poor pupper

Good job jammy

[scenic charm]

He’s doing just fine now

[long badger]

He looks like he wants to be with you forever

[scenic charm]

I wish he could but he can’t

[lament wharf]

Keep him

[scenic charm]

I really want to but I can’t he definitely has an owner

[lament wharf]

Pretty careless for a puppy owner I'd say

[scenic charm]

I think so too

[fathom obsidian]

bummer get custidy

[grim oracle]

What kind of Chameleon

[unborn vector]

wallpaper guy

[rotund coral]

Mog

[tough valve]

Tasty

[long badger]

Cute

[long badger]

Awww cute

[long badger]

https://youtu.be/OpyIY7ixgI8?si=4VOdthlLuXe6sn87

[tough valve]

Hawk knows what's good

🤤

[tough valve]

sniffer

[spare veldt]

@rain arch

whats she yappin about

[rain arch]

about ur mum

[lament wharf]

[native tiger]

looks delicious

[lament wharf]

Ong

[rain arch]

She is

[long badger]

So cute

[scenic charm]

Bearded dragon chameleon

[grim oracle]

Thats definitely a frilled dragon

[scenic charm]

I actually almost bought one of those recently

But decided on a breeder pair of gargoyle geckos instead

[tall pewter]

THE cat looks like dumpling i dont know WHY.

[grim oracle]

Have fun paying their terrarium

[lilac tapir]

nice feet

[wise sundial]

the toes🤤🤤

[native tiger]

feet spotted

[grim oracle]

👣 🔴

[lilac tapir]

came for feet, got feet

[rotund coral]

My 3 dogs

[grim oracle]

🚨 🚑

[lilac tapir]

@rotund coral who let the dogs out!!! WOOF WOOD WOOF

[rotund coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-gif-15112361227290036695

[rotund coral]

meow

[wise sundial]

bro think everything a game

[long badger]

Olive is an intellectual

[lilac tapir]

low iq species

[long badger]

She’s smart

[lilac tapir]

wromg

show me a video of she solving Euler's Equation

[long badger]

I have it somewhere, let me go through my videos

[deep tartan]

Cozy mode

[deep tartan]

Travel mode

[deep tartan]

Boop mode

[fathom obsidian]

indeed

[long badger]

You are my special

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-anime-happy-cute-hot-gif-5554831655663051425

you were always on the cusp of being one of the rare people i like on this server now you are one of them

[fathom obsidian]

let olive drive next time

[tough valve]

Tasty bento 🤤

[tough valve]

Classy

[lament wharf]

Floof

[vocal pelican]

When cat 2 release?

[tough valve]

Sussy

[rain arch]

Nerddddd

[sturdy lance]

She went to the groomer

Shes so fucking FLUFFY

[rotund coral]

No 👂

[fathom obsidian]

DOG YES

love dog

[sturdy lance]

She has ears

They are hiding in the fluff

[sturdy lance]

More dog

Vin Diesel

[fathom obsidian]

family

[sturdy lance]

When i adopted him from the shelter they all called him Vin so i just started calling him vin diesel lmfao

[fathom obsidian]

nice

[sturdy lance]

The elusive leaf shark

@fathom obsidian

[fathom obsidian]

aw

love dogs > cats for sure

[rotund coral]

What I’m saying

Dogs are way better

[fathom obsidian]

[tall pewter]

i mean both are good but

BUT

cats are just simply better

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-tim-robinson-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-you're-wrong-that's-incorrect-gif-17195210240446188490

[fathom obsidian]

Dog

Birthday dog ?

[unreal flax]

New Year’s dog

[fathom obsidian]

Cute

[unreal flax]

:)

[fickle forge]

Does your dog do this

I didn't think so

[fathom obsidian]

Actually yeah

[tough valve]

10/10 dog

[jagged steppe]

parry god

[tough valve]

parry dog

[slate glen]

parry dgo

[broken fern]

Both.

Both is good.

Two of each for good measure

[lament wharf]

Wtf too many

Lucky ass mf

[steel rune]

Too many cars

[sturdy lance]

The boy

[fathom obsidian]

so distinguished

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/pozitiv-gif-14253947505283509778

[grim oracle]

Damn

[wide mulch]

are they edible

[grim oracle]

I think so

[wide mulch]

they look like they'd make a good salad

[grim oracle]

Everything is edible

I will send a pig to eat ur Testicles at night

[wide mulch]

yeah like uranium-235

[grim oracle]

I prefer 236

C-137

[wide mulch]

[grim oracle]

Look #danksouls

[vocal pelican]

Felt silly

[lilac tapir]

"Man."

[rain arch]

Vanilla has strange purr

[coral sinew]

the sinister serpent 🐍

[tall pewter]

AWW so white and fluffy

[lament wharf]

sounds delicious too

[tall pewter]

yea I WOULD DEF EAT THAT

[fathom obsidian]

Dog

[golden belfry]

Dog

[fathom obsidian]

Fr

[fading canyon]

Oooo

@grim oracle

[grim oracle]

Wowee

Are there uncommon or smth

[fading canyon]

He was very cute

no I see spiders everywhere

I just like holding them

[grim oracle]

Im coming

But no monee

[grim oracle]

Hand it over

The thing

The spida

[fading canyon]

NO

[grim oracle]

I can't even have one bc my sister is scared of them

[fading canyon]

@grim oracle have some flying foxes

[grim oracle]

Look how he's standing

The Dwarf Bearded Dragon

@fading canyon

[fading canyon]

Bro is staring

[grim oracle]

Fr

But his legs, the way he stands

It's funny

And cute

Looks like some kid trying to shit in the woods

[grim oracle]

Looks like it's dead and ur gonna throw it away

Why it be sleeping there

[rain arch]

why not

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Roll on the left looks like a giant cigar

,.,.

[lament wharf]

baby

[rain arch]

why tf is it huggin that

[tough valve]

Longs for electrocution

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1193253778317660261/IMG_20240106_184759.jpg?ex=65ac0b2e&is=6599962e&hm=240e44b4ab2b898f6e172d264974605f82db5e46f5be25514810de2c5efea978&

[tough valve]

Unidentified pile of hair

[rain arch]

just the new rug

[quartz smelt]

It's dumb as shit

[rain arch]

[tough valve]

I rarely see these two interacting

Maggie's much closer to her dad, it'd seem

[lament wharf]

Nice pillows

[tough valve]

the pinkish-brown thing to the left is also pretty neat looking

[lament wharf]

not as much fluffy tho

[vapid hull]

floppa

[vapid hull]

@opaque bough floppa🔥

[limpid meteor]

Why is it so crumbled

[vapid hull]

that was when it was just opened

[limpid meteor]

He's seen some shit

[vapid hull]

yeah fr

floppas going through it

[limpid meteor]

I bought mine and his brothers at some souvenir stand in Abrau Durso

[vapid hull]

my gf gave me mine on christmas

[robust estuary]

Love

[vapid hull]

floppa cylinder is so awesome

[limpid meteor]

I feel like my cylindrical floppa is a bit more well fed than yours

Have a front faced pic

[vapid hull]

yeah i think my floppa might be having some problems

oh wait yours is a little different

[limpid meteor]

Yeah, mine is a but different

More cheap I guess

[vapid hull]

yeah i think mines a bit cheaper

[limpid meteor]

Do you know how much was yours?

[vapid hull]

nah i didn’t buy mine

[limpid meteor]

Yeah, I was just wondering if you might have known the price

Mine was around 700 rubles

And I bought 3

[vapid hull]

mine was probably about 10 to 15 dollars

[rain arch]

if the mom wasnt half asleep like in the pic she would have left in 10 seconds as her daughter got near her

[lament wharf]

she hates her daughter

[rain arch]

*she hates everyone

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Inside matches the outside.,.,.

[rain arch]

Ok orangutan

[tough valve]

Wtf

https://tenor.com/view/dying-monkey-dying-gif-13123180

[tall pewter]

cinnamon roll or burnt toast is eeping

[cosmic forge]

Fat Car

[tall pewter]

how is he fat

[rain arch]

Eating

[lament wharf]

fat

🤤

[cosmic forge]

Big fat

[fallen monolith]

So uh

My cat knows how to fetch

Apparently

[tough valve]

Good lad

[scarlet latch]

Bodega car

[plain crystal]

Hehe car

[astral pine]

cat

[fluid nova]

So many cars

[lament wharf]

nice pillows
one for your ass and one for your neck

[wide mulch]

RAAAAAH

[round seal]

Cute kitty

[round seal]

Meow meow meow meow meow

[round seal]

Fluffy

[steel falcon]

Gato

[round seal]

Sleepby

[round seal]

Cat is steal!

[grim oracle]

she likes to chew on pencils

[native burrow]

are they high

[lament wharf]

ice cream

🤤

[grim oracle]

she's just stupid

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

A rare spark of intelligence in them eyes

[lament wharf]

🥄 🤤

[wise sundial]

luh calm dawg

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jujutsu-kaisen-aoi-todo-gif-20976953

dog

[grim oracle]

Hand it over

The Spida

[fading canyon]

No!!

[grim oracle]

Yes

I found a banana spider in germany once

Very cute

[grim oracle]

I trade for

[fading canyon]

Oooo

[grim oracle]

Trade for this

The spida

man don't post this scary shit in here

[jagged steppe]

horror

[grim oracle]

What

scary ass shit

that ain't no pet

2 years ago

ok thats cool

[grim oracle]

@fading canyon trade spida for bald eagle

Final offer

doesn't seem bald to me

scammer

I fixed the photo

[tough valve]

That's after the treatment

[grim oracle]

Thats me

[tough valve]

Solid proof

[rain arch]

so bald eagle isnt actually bald

im gonna need a minute

[lament wharf]

bald eagle

[grim oracle]

Go bald

Tell ur barber u want a Andrew tate special

[lament wharf]

bald eagles grow to be bigger than that

why go to a barber when you can do it yourself

[grim oracle]

This one was 23

[lament wharf]

23 what

[grim oracle]

Years

[rain arch]

month

[lament wharf]

years? kgs? pounds?

ah

[rain arch]

tf mf is as old as me

[lament wharf]

mf older than noiboi

[grim oracle]

I think its dead by now

[lament wharf]

show some respect buddy

[rain arch]

looking quite fine for a 23 years old eagle

not as fine as me but still

[lament wharf]

an old eagle looks better than noiboi

[grim oracle]

Was in a animal intake

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-dont-care-crying-cry-chips-gif-21606846

[grim oracle]

Bird intake

[lament wharf]

birds are animals

[grim oracle]

No

Theyre insects

you are a fucking insect

birds are animals

[tough valve]

Birds are fungi

[grim oracle]

That'd be cool, i'd be bulletproof

[grim oracle]

I agree. 2 vs 1 what u gonna say now @grim oracle

Theyre fungi

[grim oracle]

@fading canyon offer accepted? Trade Spida for eagle?

Final offer

I got one with brown owl and one with hawk too

[grim oracle]

Huh

How random

[native tiger]

holy shit lebron james
he must be right if he’s lebron

[grim oracle]

GIMME THE SPIDA

!

[fading canyon]

BET

[grim oracle]

aren't you giving him the spider

my man been asking you this shit for the entire day

[fading canyon]

yes

[fading canyon]

I’ve been busy :(

[grim oracle]

@grim oracle you got it

[grim oracle]

ok

[rotund coral]

Is this your pet??

[steel falcon]

@robust estuary

Hes in my hamper

[robust estuary]

AWWWWWWW

FUMKIN KITY

MINE

[fathom obsidian]

you would like that ugly creature

[steel falcon]

HE'S NOT UGLY

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/reasonsimbroke-larry-david-hbo-hbo-max-meh-gif-24169087

[robust estuary]

TAKE IT BACK

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/neva-never-marc-homealone-youcantstopme-gif-9816521

[steel falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/little-big-planet-suprised-bruh-what-littlebigplanet-gif-18119100423231820417

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/littlebigplanet-sackboy-guy-wearing-suit-lbp-gif-26104575

[robust estuary]

So mean

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/who-me-grandpa-grandfather-gif-21979773

[robust estuary]

Yes you >:((

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/naw-mike-epps-nah-hell-hellnaw-gif-12618802

[robust estuary]

Yes!

[fathom obsidian]

nope

[robust estuary]

Mhm

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-and-thats-just-a-fact-thats-a-fact-fact-a-fact-gif-21958208

[tall pewter]

wth

[grim oracle]

yeah he's such a good boy

[rotund coral]

I thought that was illegal

[grim oracle]

it's consensual

[native tiger]

gremlin lookin ass

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/368872747448926210/1194785841558593616/image0.gif?ex=65b19e06&is=659f2906&hm=9b0c9a333c4305d0ade57bcde8f4504dd86fbdefeec31f91f6aabd073b018e2a&

[grim oracle]

Hand thE SPIDA over

Idk where the hawk one is tho, just have the owl and the eagle pic

Wait i have another hawk one

Cute little hawk

[robust estuary]

Lmfao

[native tiger]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-gif-13393277

[grim oracle]

I got my internship in 11 days, there are Goliath Tarantulas @fading canyon

Sadly i cant have one bc my sister is scared of them

[spare veldt]

@rain arch

[fading canyon]

TAKE THE SPIDER

[spare veldt]

@olive kite look at my cats

i hate them

[olive kite]

damn

perfectly gray

[sour bison]

She count as a pet?

[lament wharf]

No

[fathom obsidian]

No

[rain arch]

Fat

[fathom obsidian]

Dog yippe

[fathom obsidian]

good are they live streaming the explosion

[lament wharf]

Wrap it into a purrito

[lament wharf]

picks up and throws away

[fickle forge]

Okay alinity

[tough valve]

Aww, she deforms when touched

So goofy

And makes for an excellent gaming cushion

[deep tartan]

Cozy spot ✅

[grim oracle]

Great seat pad

[lament wharf]

Ong

[grim oracle]

this fella so fluffy

[fading canyon]

Bat

[native tiger]

awwwww

lil goober

[fading canyon]

His wing is fucked so he can’t fly so I been trying to find a way to help him that doesn’t mean killing him

[spare veldt]

https://tenor.com/view/smash-home-run-alexander-the-iron-fist-2022-gif-23834640

[grim oracle]

Why r ur picturew never loading for me

I just bought a Mantis, the one with a horn

[grim oracle]

Now

Awwww

Put it in pocket and feed it pizza at home

[long horizon]

we got a lot of fukin snow

☃️

[astral pine]

Bro snow looks so edible

[fathom obsidian]

Try the yellow snow

It's lemon flavored

[astral pine]

where do i find It?

[fathom obsidian]

In snow

There's also red snow that taste like cherry

[astral pine]

so are there, like, layers or something?

[fathom obsidian]

Sometimes

[astral pine]

Wdym sometimes?

So it's like a lucky box or something?

[fathom obsidian]

Rng

[astral pine]

shit

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-yawn-dont-care-bored-gif-14699324

Another unfunny cat yawn

https://tenor.com/view/bugs-bunny-yawn-dont-care-bored-gif-14699324

[dull oyster]

We can do this all day

[fathom obsidian]

I want to keep going on with this bit but I don't want it to be considered spam

[dull oyster]

Yeah

[fathom obsidian]

So we are at a draw

[dull oyster]

Agreed

[fathom obsidian]

For the peoples sake

[dull oyster]

Only for them

[fathom obsidian]

Indeed

[grim oracle]

Would make a great soup

[tough valve]

Lil mofo KNOWS he's gonna be tonight's dinner

[deep tartan]

mi luv❣️

[near briar]

So SMALL

[grim oracle]

Cat

[native tiger]

delicious

🤤

[grim oracle]

[tough valve]

They look tasty 🤤

[fathom obsidian]

dope pet

[naive sorrel]

Distinguished gentleman

[lament wharf]

Yummy

[tough valve]

This MF looks so edible

[grim oracle]

ready to go in the over

[lament wharf]

Grab a spoon and dig in

[grim oracle]

brains 🤤

[tough valve]

Softest cushion

[grim oracle]

sit on it

[tough valve]

Amorphous ball of fur

[tough valve]

What's wrong with this lad

[grim oracle]

she getting long with it

[strong garnet]

Our senior dog is getting along well with our new pyrenees puppy :]

[tough valve]

Wym senior they're obviously two puppies

[spare veldt]

@rain arch she got got

shes high as fuck

😭

[rain arch]

partied too hard

[grim oracle]

I thought it was 5 hamsters bc of the paws

[spare veldt]

lol

[spare veldt]

she keeps taking it off

😠

[coral sinew]

chillin like a villain

[fathom obsidian]

Absolutely chilling

[deft bone]

Aww what a cutie

[steel falcon]

He yelled at me

[grim oracle]

why the long face