pets

[lament wharf]

No more needy floof

[lament wharf]

Loaf

[proper garnet]

what’s gonna happen to her?

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-curious-alien-cats-gif-9804107

[nova bronze]

A spooky witch

[rain arch]

Nothing

We just gonna go back to Germany

[proper garnet]

oh

[rain arch]

She would be lonely tho

[proper garnet]

[lament wharf]

Fr she would be lonely
Just drop her off at me

When you're on yo way back

[grim oracle]

honk shoo…… mimimimi……

[lament wharf]

Boop

[grim oracle]

[rain arch]

Chad cat

[lament wharf]

All i see is a rug

[tough valve]

''You'll make a fine rug, cat!''

[pulsar ocean]

@grim oracle

[grim oracle]

🤩 They're adorable

[pulsar ocean]

Alpha and Bella

[grim oracle]

Little beerus

Probably just as evil

[fathom obsidian]

sun dog

[rain arch]

Back in Germany

Back to them

[lament wharf]

[rocky ice]

My sweet boy yall

[rocky ice]

🥳

[tough valve]

🫳

🤜

♿

Mine

[lament wharf]

I disagree

[tough valve]

Caren't

[rain arch]

We didn't see Pfeffy anywhere when we first returned

Then our neighbors came over and told us Pfeffy has been coming over to their place to sleep inside almost daily

[proper garnet]

pfeffy

https://tenor.com/view/salt-and-pepper-salt-pepper-seasoning-seasons-gif-12551897

[lament wharf]

dude missed you mf

should not have left

you didnt have permission

[rain arch]

Forgive me

[fallen monolith]

Anyone know why he does that?

He keeps nibbling my body whenever i scratch his back

[rain arch]

He is returning the favor

[grim oracle]

he's a cutie

i'd trust him around my toddlers

[wise sundial]

dog named “world destroyer”

[tender mantle]

@wise sundial

@grim oracle

[wise sundial]

the dogs were unnecessary

[obtuse pendant]

Dog named “puppy devourer”

[tender mantle]

@wise sundial wym

[wise sundial]

the feet

feet’s kinda wild

[tender mantle]

Way to ruin it

@wise sundial you get bugs now

[obtuse pendant]

Average spider named “cutie pie”

[limpid meteor]

I have only realised that I probably won't see my cat's for several years...

[quartz smelt]

[upbeat yew]

Howard. He lives in the muddy area at the bottom of sen's fortress.

[hidden yoke]

Aww what a droopy boy

[azure escarp]

Doge

[zealous chasm]

1st place winner of the Dog Parade today. Category: Gentlest Giants (50+ lb dogs)

Prize was a gift card to the local butcher

[fathom obsidian]

winner dog

get that dog some meat

[zealous chasm]

Going to make him burgers sometime this week

Or next weekend

[fathom obsidian]

good

[rain arch]

That's the face of a champion 💪

[lament wharf]

Goodest boi

[grim oracle]

[bitter beacon]

zlooted

[azure escarp]

Omg 🥹

[austere merlin]

[deft orchid]

my reptiles

[grim oracle]

put some damn pants on!

[lament wharf]

Loooooooooooong

[grim oracle]

@storm harbor what snake is this

[nova bronze]

Bro nsfw warning

[rotund coral]

red belly blacksnake

goof ball

[small halo]

Lol I doubt its a red belly

Apple is nowhere near where those are from

Oh

Its not apples picture lol

[proper garnet]

yoo yellies

wit da birb

[grim oracle]

that picture goes hard

riding him into battle

[tough valve]

Caesar 💪 💪

[storm harbor]

No idea

[lament wharf]

big hjalmar

[proper garnet]

SHITLIPS !

[lament wharf]

Monkey

[rain arch]

Ur monke

[tough valve]

Yes

[lament wharf]

Quardra concurs he monke

https://tenor.com/view/tusareve-monkey-crazy-gif-26485098

[lament wharf]

Judgemental monke

[lapis pecan]

Fluffy

[red holly]

He usually stays down and watches me play Bloodborne. He even moves his head to wherever the action happens. Love this lil bozo

[rain arch]

orange

[lament wharf]

why'd you give curry away

wait that's not the white paw curry has

mf's entire leg is white

[bleak sparrow]

lovely car

[lament wharf]

good car

how fast does it go from 0-60

[rain arch]

Comical creature

[red holly]

Such a lizardy boi

[scenic charm]

I’m gonna get a male soon

And start breeding 🤑🤑🤑

Babies go for 250 a piece

[red holly]

Damn stonks

[lament wharf]

damn bro

😭

dont sell kids

[upbeat light]

He is looking old and wise

[rain arch]

Old and wise

[upbeat light]

awesome guy

[lament wharf]

mf is 3

fluffy baby

pick im up and go blblblblbl on his belly

[sinful widget]

Not a pet but spotted this beautiful fella in my back yard this morning

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/280901040725819392/1147569430088400916/IMG_1242.jpg

[rain arch]

Based

[long horizon]

nice heron

[swift rain]

My dad snuggling my dog

[lament wharf]

Cute

[grim oracle]

aww

[tough valve]

Dog knows what's good

[thorny oxide]

My fremen warrior

[languid lance]

His name is Julius

[pine geyser]

handsome

[tender mantle]

@languid lance is that a shrimp :0

[languid lance]

yes :)

[tender mantle]

:00

[tough valve]

He lives a shrimple yet fulfilling life 🙏

[grim oracle]

shrimply a krill issue

[red holly]

Bro sleeps like he is paying taxes

[proper garnet]

proteenz

[red holly]

Nah I found a cat once on the street

THIS is what we call Protein

[azure escarp]

I luv a good shrimp

[red holly]

How did the shrimp cooked the rice

[rain arch]

Eating cotton candy

[red holly]

Delicious

[lament wharf]

mmmmm

[red holly]

What the cat doin?

[rain arch]

If it fits they sit

[jagged steppe]

kitti

[robust estuary]

Imagine someone posts a grown man with a collar

That would be funny

[lament wharf]

curry

😳

big cheeks

[robust estuary]

curry

😳

big cheeks

[rain arch]

He is fat

Last time we brought him to the vet he was 4.2kg

[lament wharf]

boy gettin chonky

gonna be a fine loaf one day!

[rain arch]

God's greatest snoozer

[lament wharf]

🍞

partially sunbaked

[coral sinew]

so scary

beast devour defenceless carrot

[novel vine]

Loaf

[limpid meteor]

And I'm not allowed pets in dorm

[novel vine]

Mines got autism tho

[lament wharf]

loaf

[upbeat light]

La creatura

[lament wharf]

[robust estuary]

Lof

[fathom obsidian]

LF

[robust estuary]

Lof

[fathom obsidian]

Lf

[robust estuary]

Lof

[fathom obsidian]

Lf you fool

[lament wharf]

🥖

[fathom obsidian]

🍞🥖🥐

[lament wharf]

Gloaf(german loaf)

[fathom obsidian]

🫡

[lament wharf]

Why is there a croissant

[fathom obsidian]

Because

[plush crown]

it's his gender

[lament wharf]

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/croissant-pup-gif-18578370

[lament wharf]

[fathom obsidian]

[robust estuary]

Lof

[fathom obsidian]

Lf

[robust estuary]

Lof

[fathom obsidian]

Lf

[robust estuary]

Log

[fathom obsidian]

Lg

[robust estuary]

Lg

[fathom obsidian]

There you go

[rotund coral]

Ermm

[fathom obsidian]

Speed

[wise sundial]

aww dude it’s so cute

[latent crystal]

BEHOLD... DA DRIP

[lament wharf]

send longer floof videos

[lament wharf]

boop

[outer kestrel]

this is my old girl kailey, cursed to forever lick EVERYTHING

[vivid umbra]

I got that zog in me

[lament wharf]

Chad dog

[half bobcat]

this is what i think you look like

[wintry hinge]

Not that hairy

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/beefstew-cooking-slow-cooker-gif-11484525

🤤

Ur cat rn

[lament wharf]

🍽️

[sinful widget]

I’m birdposting again

[rain arch]

Birbs

[sinful widget]

I am often shocked at how big birds can get

Why’s that allowed!

[rain arch]

They fly

They can be as big as they want

The sky has no limit

[sinful widget]

I suppose

I think they’re neat

[proper garnet]

ravens are awesome

https://tenor.com/view/pecking-dog-flairwars-luna-angry-gif-18273729

[small halo]

Blue heron

One of my favorite birds

[small halo]

Meant to reply to this

Or is that a grey heron

[small halo]

Um actually 🤓

No they can't ☝️

Bird species that get too big can't fly and can only glide

☝️🧛🏻‍♂️

[sinful widget]

@small halo I'm actually not sure. I think it's a blue heron but I'm not certain. It's pretty huge

I think grey herons are smaller

[small halo]

Yeah they are

What part of the world are you in? If you're in Europe area its prolly a grey

[sinful widget]

I'm in the states

[small halo]

Gotra be a blue then

Grey are europe/African thing

Love herons sm

[zealous chasm]

Sky > earth as relative to size

[small halo]

Wading birds rule so hard

https://tenor.com/view/dropping-food-this-is-happening-bird-prey-releasing-it-gif-18029083

[small halo]

Albatross are insane looking

[rain arch]

didnt ask

[small halo]

Love birds craziest animals on earth fs

[small halo]

Go straight to he

Hell

[rain arch]

he

he

[small halo]

he

[coral sinew]

throwback to winter when this crazy critter landed in my yard to eat his meal

[broken fern]

eagles are fucking scary

MAN SIZED BIRD

[outer kestrel]

wedge tailed eagle would like to know your location

also @small halo blue herons are cool and all but consider green herons

[small halo]

theyre weirdos

[outer kestrel]

long boi

[small halo]

theyre not even actual herons iirc

theyre a bittern

https://tenor.com/view/my-honest-reaction-reaction-bittern-bittern-reaction-my-reac-gif-26592994

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-tea-sassy-gif-4961350

lmfao

wrong gif

lmaoaoaoaoa

https://tenor.com/view/run-bird-stare-gif-26078678

[outer kestrel]

I love them

for the same reason as I like borzois and greyhounds

l o n g

[limpid meteor]

Use it as a toothpick

[lament wharf]

laziest loaf

getting sunbaked

[dreamy dawn]

Why

[lament wharf]

Cuz protein

[tough valve]

[fathom obsidian]

[coral sinew]

still some summer sun left

[analog portal]

From 1-10 how silly are they

[limpid meteor]

First one doesn't have any braincells

Second one will kill you in your sleep

[lament wharf]

9.7

[proper garnet]

i have the same mouse

it cost 10€

[languid lance]

my mom got me this guy for my birthday. no idea why but I’m not complaining

[proper garnet]

me and the tapeworm they pulled outta me

[tough valve]

Spaghet

[austere merlin]

can't you just ask her

nvm i read somthing else

[lament wharf]

No

[near briar]

Book trader cat

[lament wharf]

Loaf

[near briar]

That's all I got its the cat from the book trader by me not mine

This is mine

[rain arch]

Poor boy

[grim oracle]

that looks nothing like me

[rotund coral]

Bro is horrified 😭😭

What did you do to him

[near briar]

She just looks like that!😭

[quartz smelt]

Cat's fucking kinky

[rotund coral]

What is going on

[quartz smelt]

She likes to sleep on me

[rotund coral]

Is that your leg

[quartz smelt]

No it's housemate's cat

On my chest

[rain arch]

gang

[stark hound]

Cats or dogs

[limpid meteor]

I've just been sent this picture of my two cats sleeping together

[forest ibex]

Cute.

[rain arch]

What's that creature

[scenic charm]

Monitor

[ionic tendon]

dog

[rain arch]

Good morning

[lament wharf]

cloud

on floor

[lament wharf]

[ionic tendon]

When I say "on gang" this is who I mean

[lament wharf]

oh my

goat

[south pine]

My newest buddy, I named him Cunt.

[near briar]

Dope

[lament wharf]

sits on them

[lapis pecan]

Why is bro just standing up

[ionic tendon]

Cuz he's a lil man

[rain arch]

(she can't see shit)

[lament wharf]

It'll be easier to catnap her

[proper garnet]

i’m sure this cat would like to take a nap

[tough valve]

In my stewpot

[grim oracle]

goober rodent at the pet store

he didn't wanna sniff me :(

[fathom obsidian]

Cute

[near briar]

Tbh this could be an album cover

It's so obscure it's a fantastic image lmao

Like why is it standing up, why is the child behind it wearing the shortest shorts known to man, why is it on a leash at the beach

It causes more questions than it answers and I love it

[ionic tendon]

Monitor lizards top 5 animals

[tender mantle]

@south pine @wise sundial

[wise sundial]

yeah bro ain’t no fuckin way

i need a video of u showin it i think it’s a zoo

i need proof

@tender mantle post the proof

[tender mantle]

@wise sundial bro

@wise sundial it might aswell be a fucking zoo

[wise sundial]

i’m in denial bro ain’t no way u got two whole ass sting rays

[tender mantle]

I have boas

Kingsnakes cornsnakes spiders

I have cockroach colonies

[wise sundial]

king snakes are cool

i have some at my river

[tender mantle]

What state do you live in?

[wise sundial]

south carolina

[tender mantle]

@wise sundial I live in a church

This place might aswell be an actual zoo

[wise sundial]

u live in a church?

do u have ur own room

and stuff

[tender mantle]

And a bar

And a dartboard ally

@wise sundial so yeah

And rooms for my other family members

[wise sundial]

that’s bad ass

[tender mantle]

And room for my guns

My guitars

My cars

[wise sundial]

like a vault?

[tender mantle]

Nah just places to store them

[wise sundial]

i have my own sh too but i won’t reveal any of allat

your cars?

shiet bro

[tender mantle]

Mmhm

[wise sundial]

you got a G wagon and shit don’t u

nah i’m fuckin

[tender mantle]

A pickup truck a convertible

A 55 Chevy

And a 69 roadrunner

[wise sundial]

truck?

[tender mantle]

I have a truck yes

A convertible car

A 1955 chevy bel air

And a 1969 plymouth roadrunner

[wise sundial]

nah like was it a 55 chevy truck

[tender mantle]

No

It's a 2010 z71

[wise sundial]

ah old chevys trucks are awesome

a roadrunner is insane tho

[wise sundial]

does this run? or is it more of a trophy car

[tender mantle]

I have pictures of when I took it to a local car show if you wanna see

It still has the original meep meep horn

[wise sundial]

that’s awesome

[tender mantle]

The engine isint original though

[wise sundial]

yeah i’d think not

[tender mantle]

So I lost out on

Close to twenty thousand I'd say in value

I paid for everything in cash though

[wise sundial]

for no og engine?

[tender mantle]

My house my cars my animals

[wise sundial]

bro is juh flexing now

[tender mantle]

For no og engine yeah

Og horn though

I did buy stickers for the engine lol

[wise sundial]

that’s wild but roadrunners are valuable cus they’re engine it’s a gold spot for those cars

383 cu engine huh

[tender mantle]

This was right before it stormed on me

Oh only 2 sent

[wise sundial]

i think chrysler made those

that’s clean

i wish i hade some old cars

[tender mantle]

Do you believe me now tho

[wise sundial]

damn the green

[tender mantle]

Wasnt my idea

[wise sundial]

not sayin it’s bad yknow

[tender mantle]

And I cant justify close to 3500 repainting it

[wise sundial]

bright

@tender mantle what’s ur favorite old car if u got one

[tender mantle]

My roadrunner

My absolute favorite car and I needed one

[wise sundial]

no not urs but just any car

[tender mantle]

Hmm

Probably a 70 roadrunner

[wise sundial]

damn ok

[tender mantle]

Or a 69 charger

[wise sundial]

good man

mines prolly like

[tender mantle]

Roadrunner solos it tho lmak

Lmao

[wise sundial]

idk a 78 fox body ford mustang

[tender mantle]

Hey that's a good one

Those are really good cars

[wise sundial]

for real

[wise sundial]

it’s green

[zealous chasm]

When you see yourself on the packaging

[fathom obsidian]

It him

[lament wharf]

goodest boi

[lament wharf]

damn dude's BIG now

[rain arch]

Ma, I'm popular

[echo schooner]

He is threatening you.

[fathom obsidian]

just use gun

threaten them back

[ionic tendon]

I love all of ur guys pets

"Pet"

[azure escarp]

Nice pet

[lapis pecan]

Fibsh

[wise sundial]

@half bobcat

[half bobcat]

wtf is hti

s

[wise sundial]

jinx controlla

[half bobcat]

should i post the shit dog

[wise sundial]

yeah

yes

[grim oracle]

rodent

[fringe topaz]

this is THE most dogshit controller

ever invented

[wise sundial]

i could find one even worse

@fringe topaz @grim oracle @half bobcat

[fringe topaz]

no the knuckles red one is worse than that

[half bobcat]

lmfao id buy this ngl

[grim oracle]

I ate your fuckin gummy bear

[half bobcat]

@grim oracle

[wise sundial]

wait

😭😭😭😭😭😭

@fringe topaz

[grim oracle]

@ sex

[half bobcat]

this one takes the pot

[wise sundial]

bee stars controlla

[half bobcat]

no way thats real

it cant be

[wise sundial]

yeah @grim oracle owns it

this is a pic of his house

[grim oracle]

I own YOU

get back to work

[fringe topaz]

would cop

his and hers

[wise sundial]

oops

[fringe topaz]

that is NOT a dualshock 4

[wise sundial]

bro got da lego peece😭

[rain arch]

That cat has seen stuff

[static grove]

I have like 5 of the same kind with different personalities it’s wild 💀

[near briar]

They have the best personalities lol I love it so much

[static grove]

It’s wild sometimes too 💀

[near briar]

Theyre too smart

[static grove]

We are just mere slaves for their entertainment

[fathom obsidian]

snoozing

[grim oracle]

Me af

[rain arch]

Same guy

[forest ibex]

Name?

[tough valve]

Stew-ie

🤤

[lament wharf]

Rug-ie

Floof-ie

Protein-ie

Pfeffy

[grim oracle]

Rip 😞💔

[proper garnet]

why rip

[cosmic forge]

Nimbus

She is confused

[rain arch]

Pfeffy

[forest ibex]

Cats are cute in general.

[odd plover]

SHE WON'T LET ME LEAVE

[grim oracle]

I guess he died 💀

[lament wharf]

[ionic tendon]

this mf has seen god

[near briar]

Lmao look at this one hold up

That's her face after she knocks shit over and stares to see if she got ur attention😭

[ionic tendon]

How do u sleep at night

[near briar]

I only sleep until she wakes me up

[ionic tendon]

If I saw that mf at the foot of my bed I'd piss myself

[near briar]

She doesn't even do that u wake up to her just breathing on ur face

Or licking ur face

Depending on how hungry she is

[ionic tendon]

She's plotting on eating u

[near briar]

Shes too small for that

She'd eat like

2 bites and be full

Also this ain't a pet but

Took this shot of the gateway arch in st louis earlier

[ionic tendon]

He'd 100% eat me

[near briar]

That cat may not be full afterwards too

[ionic tendon]

Ong I could climb this

[near briar]

😭

It's massive up close

I think there's some people on the grass for scale

[ionic tendon]

You know what else is massive up close?

[near briar]

[azure escarp]

Holy carp!!

Caught snoozin

[vivid umbra]

🐽

[echo schooner]

Thank you picture memories

[fathom obsidian]

doog

https://tenor.com/view/dog-anime-gyokuen-shikigami-jujutsu-kaisen-gif-21172709

[rain arch]

He is home

[ionic tendon]

pond reveal when?

[ionic tendon]

very angy

[latent crystal]

my cat at the party with his friends

[quartz smelt]

Uh...no, he is a cat

[lament wharf]

Protein

🍽️

[quartz smelt]

Delicious and nutritious

[lament wharf]

[austere merlin]

The monke

[austere merlin]

i saw a chimp take a huge shit directly in his hand and then eat it in one bite

[grim oracle]

[fluid nova]

recycling

[rotund coral]

ugly idiot

[severe ledge]

just like us fr fr

I once saw a gorilla puke, sniff the puke, eat it then puke it back up and start the process all over again

[analog portal]

Goober jumpscare

[fathom obsidian]

hookah dog

[vocal pelican]

Sad bcuz tomorrow his balls are getting chopped off

[median pilot]

rip balls

[rotund coral]

https://tenor.com/view/release-me-far-cry-5-crying-screaming-nutting-gif-7759256987725887902

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-soup-cat-gif-11377777

🤤

[limpid meteor]

He's just gobbling his nuts

0 reaction to my existence

[grim oracle]

Adorable fr

[limpid meteor]

Ye

It is

[long horizon]

good shit, someone's been feeding the animals outside my apartment so they're teed-up as well

[rain arch]

You're being rated

[haughty pasture]

he wants the shitty homemade pasta i made

[meager zenith]

My dog when Im holding the most unedible, foul thing in my house

[edgy aspen]

5 cats live in my bedroom.

[frosty surge]

the whole gang

[lament wharf]

[lament wharf]

a litter of black cats

is this heaven?

[lament wharf]

[slim citrus]

Beast.

[edgy aspen]

2 tuxedo babies and two all black. Tiny bedroom overrun with 5 angels.

I had to put shelves on the wall so they could lurk from above

[lament wharf]

Heaven

❤️

[tough valve]

Hell

[rain arch]

They are the night

[analog fjord]

Sleeping Gato

[ornate pumice]

Yo so like anyone know know stuff

How bad is this on a scale of 1 to 10

[outer kestrel]

I am housesitting

[rain arch]

The cat is house-sitting

[outer schooner]

you got those delivered from Amazon, nice where is the link?

[small halo]

This looks like some kind of ulcer or lesion

I'll ask my mom when she wakes up she is a cat vet savant

How old the cat

Id imagine it's younger

And is it on both sides or just that one

[ornate pumice]

Just one

[edgy aspen]

The shelves? I got them from Home Depot

[proper garnet]

poor cat

[urban flint]

Little creature

[lament wharf]

Loaf 🍞

[tough valve]

Stew 🤤

[stray kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-kickflip-tobey-bird-kieran-culkin-saturday-night-live-doing-tricks-gif-23826420

[near briar]

Snl just stealing material from tiktoks now I see 😭

[rotund coral]

Stupid

[slim citrus]

Cryptid.

[lament wharf]

Pippo

[edgy aspen]

Why so hate?

[tough valve]

Undercover sheep

[tough valve]

DSD mods

[rain arch]

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[lament wharf]

who is that

[rain arch]

My old old cats

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[lament wharf]

Cars

[limpid meteor]

Are they all old or just some?

[latent crystal]

for 1 second i think that the mother as shining

[rain arch]

Wym old

[ionic tendon]

im a vet tech, take em to one

[quiet ridge]

He's sleeping on my foot, purring happily

[lament wharf]

Car

[ornate pumice]

But, I live in America

[trail tusk]

very eepy little voidlings

[ionic tendon]

Why would u get a cat if u can't afford to take care of it

And vets are privatized in most other countries

[ornate pumice]

I’m not the one that got it, and at the time we weren’t in a financial crisis

[ionic tendon]

Im not here to argue with ya cats well being. Good luck with it's infection

[rain arch]

he is licking his belly btw

[grim oracle]

fiendish creature

[upbeat light]

She is 180° twisted around

How does she do it

Moron

[rain arch]

Witchcraft

[ionic tendon]

goober

[lament wharf]

Pillow substitute

[lament wharf]

[proper garnet]

he got an antler

[glossy nova]

What a goofy lil fella

[ionic tendon]

he looks like a man

[grim oracle]

he is a king

[rain arch]

Bow before him

[stoic kestrel]

Bro thinks he pays taxes

[tough valve]

King of the soup

🤤

[upbeat light]

She is NOT watching the movie

[lament wharf]

she wants you to watch her not the movie

[tough valve]

Lmao she looks so goofy ahh

Almost makes me not want to put her in the pot

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-soup-cat-gif-11377777

🤤

[lament wharf]

🤤

[upbeat light]

Lovely critters

[rain arch]

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[lament wharf]

Nice monkey

[rotund coral]

Thanks

[tough valve]

No problem

[outer kestrel]

discussing the logistics of a snake with a friend
him: "I don't like rats tho, something about the dead eyes makes me unsettled"

me: "get a smaller one that doesn't eat rats like water snakes?"

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-shocked-face-stunned-pokemon-shocked-not-shocked-omg-gif-24112152

[outer kestrel]

weird looking bird

[grim oracle]

Blud

[small halo]

Mice and rats are still a diet to about every water snake besides like sea snakes

Monitor lizards too also eat rats and mice

[outer kestrel]

very true but he wouldn't have to I suppose. like water snakes can still eat fish etc

[lament wharf]

vicious petting needed

What a drama queen

[rotund coral]

Bro joined sent a photo of a cat and left

[fathom obsidian]

good ugly cat anyways

[lament wharf]

Bro did a very good deed

[trail tusk]

[lament wharf]

Goofy ah critter

[fathom obsidian]

Goober

[limpid meteor]

A squirrel

[fathom obsidian]

nice

[limpid meteor]

Unfortunately I didn't have treats anymore

I've given them all out at that point

[fathom obsidian]

dang

[limpid meteor]

There's a lot of these mfs around here

And I don't have a lotta nuts for them

[fathom obsidian]

dang

[long horizon]

im settin up my old marine tank 🐠

[mossy thicket]

I have a dog

[tough valve]

Proof?

[grim oracle]

Adorable , unfortunately they are rare in my country

[meager zenith]

Couch potatoe

[lament wharf]

Snoozer

[rain arch]

Fatass

[lament wharf]

No u

He's pleasingly chubby

[rain arch]

fatass

this is the ideal body shape

[lament wharf]

ball

rug

[deep oak]

one fucked up looking dog

[long horizon]

what the dog doin

[lapis pecan]

So you’re just not gonna ask what I’m doing on my roof

[fathom obsidian]

Yes the pet is more important

[deep oak]

Your well being is not in mind only dog

[fathom obsidian]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOG LETS GO

[outer kestrel]

she carries herself with the same pride as the Egyptians would treat her with

[azure escarp]

Snoozed

[round seal]

What an awesome feline

[urban flint]

Bulbous

[grim oracle]

Eeping

[fathom obsidian]

sleepy dog

[azure escarp]

It looks like a runescape bloodveld i love em

[tough valve]

Is that a fat poodle

wtf how

[tough valve]

Damn he THICC

[lament wharf]

Pillow

[tough valve]

Let's test that out

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-13747261

[rain arch]

U kinda thick

[brazen cargo]

Im betting you're hiding the pickles in your ass

[rotund coral]

Ugly ass dog

[azure escarp]

Thats him

[rotund coral]

Fr

[vivid umbra]

Good dog

[lament wharf]

good boi

[fathom obsidian]

goober good boy

[runic hull]

Yo queiro taco bell

[tough valve]

Wtf racism.,.,.,..,.

[latent crystal]

thats a reference to an oficial ad

that there's nothing racist

[tough valve]

🏎️

[azure escarp]

Race isms

[scenic charm]

Silly dude wants my ring

[lament wharf]

🥹

[lament wharf]

Dude wants to look as cool as you

[grim oracle]

wild cat sighting 🚨

[mental roost]

goofball

[robust estuary]

Yea theyre mine now

Sorry

Cat tax

[snow cliff]

She is still mine

[robust estuary]

Youll get back at tax return

No

Mine

Sorry zelda its the rules…

[mental roost]

silly cat...

I want to hug the cat....

[snow cliff]

She is very silly

[robust estuary]

Gimme!

[snow cliff]

No

[robust estuary]

Yes

[native dagger]

God they're so fluffy

[latent crystal]

fluffus catus

[lament wharf]

Loaf in the forest

[trail tusk]

daily dose of forest loafs

[tough valve]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-13747261

[rain arch]

Way ahead of you

[tough valve]

[lament wharf]

unfair

[lament wharf]

goober

definitely a goober

[viscid belfry]

he is what I imagined from a tobias

[lament wharf]

looks magestic

[viscid belfry]

a goober

[grim oracle]

he sleeps on his back for some reason

[lament wharf]

mf wouldnt survive a day outside

[grim oracle]

get this

we actually got him because he ran into our house

and stayed

[lament wharf]

DAMN

[grim oracle]

😭 lmfao he claimed the place

[lament wharf]

you got this guy for free?

ong?

[grim oracle]

yeah

fr

[lament wharf]

😭

i interact with some stray cats around my house
but none of them ever come in

[grim oracle]

dude he instantly ran in the moment the door opened

[lament wharf]

[grim oracle]

and he did not leave

[lament wharf]

lucky

[grim oracle]

he has actually claimed the area

he thinks he is king

[lament wharf]

he is

the king

you better bow to him every day

[grim oracle]

true

this one's older

[rain arch]

Bro practice catnapping

[lament wharf]

you know why

[rain arch]

I will pretend I don't

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

I am an expert in catnapping

🍲

[deep oak]

🤢

[wise sundial]

😭

[small halo]

Did you just post a selfie in pets

[lament wharf]

Looking pretty alike

[jagged steppe]

what kind of pet is this and where can i get 1

[tough valve]

Human traffickers

[tacit summit]

Lmao

[grim oracle]

Kith

[tough valve]

[jagged plover]

eww