pets

[lament wharf]

how'd you know? sniffed him?

[rain arch]

yes

[cursive cargo]

Yes

[quartz atlas]

yes

[dusty onyx]

Wtf I meant bear smells

[lament wharf]

[cursive cargo]

Wait this isn't food

[spare veldt]

why does this look like female yellies

are they related

are the, dating

[cursive cargo]

Nugget

Her name is nugget

[spare veldt]

yellies long lost daughter?

.. . .

@small halo i think yellies has to pay some child uspport

[small halo]

He would never

[spare veldt]

rat

[small halo]

Dog

[icy basalt]

That looks exactly like my rat!

[tough valve]

Tasty rat

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungy-reginald-monster-house-me-when-im-hungry-gif-13345871

[upbeat light]

Little skrimblo

[rain arch]

little

[upbeat light]

Do not be rude she is very sensitive

[rain arch]

FAT ASS

Look how polite he is

[small halo]

three fatties

three fat asses

three fat ass hoes

[rain arch]

Always so proper

[bright anchor]

I love cats with featherdusters

[craggy carbon]

The cringing face my cat made makes for a very good meme template

[low coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/wtff-cat-confused-orange-gif-25858653

fuck fuck fuck

[cursive cargo]

Laugh at his sorrow

Bwahahaha

[vivid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/sof-cat-cute-cat-cat-confused-confused-cat-gif-23902414

[limpid meteor]

Loafed up

And ready

[stoic kestrel]

Embed fail

Laugh at this user

[low coyote]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/368868179985956864/1053678418908172401/image0.gif

you can turn on @ idc about it btw

[small halo]

@low coyote

[low coyote]

🦇

[timber minnow]

They are stray dogs but i love them as they were mine

[upbeat light]

He is good and cool

[upbeat light]

My friends big guy

This dude has mass

I think he weighs more than my 3 together

[quartz atlas]

Chonky cat

[tough valve]

Fatass

Good soup stock

[limpid meteor]

Nah

Too hairy

Not so chonky

Cat meat is also watery

Like

[tough valve]

Wtf

[limpid meteor]

Wet

[tough valve]

Guess we could get a tiny amount of jerky out of it

Cat pelts can't be too bad either

[limpid meteor]

Not much flavour in it

I'd prefer chicken

[tough valve]

I mean yeah, it's an obligate carnivore

Them's not too good at the whole being tasty part

[limpid meteor]

Holy fuck it's cold right now

[tough valve]

Wouldn't it be nice to have a warm, soft cat fur on right now?

[limpid meteor]

Nah

[tough valve]

I mean, you could also put the cat on your lap

But that'd be the non-psycho solution

[limpid meteor]

You could wear as a sock

[tough valve]

[limpid meteor]

[tough valve]

Grab a couple of those bad boys, make a cat pelt onesie

[lament wharf]

https://fxtwitter.com/cat_auras/status/1611319407254306816?s=20

whose cat is this?

[dusk mason]

mine

[lament wharf]

so nice of them to stay by the wood

less work for me

🤤

[rain arch]

he can look strangely huge sometimes

[lament wharf]

lmfao

what

HUGE

the colour accents his size

[rain arch]

yeah even in real life sometimes I gotta double check my eyes

sometimes he just suddenly look twice as big as the kid

[lament wharf]

lol

[urban flint]

Evil

[grim oracle]

cat

no he’s just dumb

catter 🐱

[fringe sable]

cat.

[stark wing]

adorable ong

[tough valve]

Politely confused dog

[magic flare]

I don't know whos pet it is but this mf is walkin 👌👌

[tough valve]

Either an irresponsible fool's, or a stray that has no place being there anyways

[small halo]

[magic flare]

scootin

[tough valve]

Rug stacking

[cursive cargo]

Hmmm

Grrrrr

[lament wharf]

goober

[dusty onyx]

@tough valve

[tough valve]

So very guard dog

So proud

So FAT

[rain arch]

what da dog looking at

[dusk mason]

Fake lobster

[lament wharf]

its a hamster

[dusk mason]

No

You're wrong

[lament wharf]

hampter

[dusty onyx]

It's clearly a snake

[lament wharf]

insta banned?

i love seeing cat pics

i wonder why he deleted his message

unfunny

[lament wharf]

floof

[fringe sable]

the mirror

[low coyote]

what are you even recording? i don't see anything

[grim oracle]

GREEN BEAN

a green long bean

[tropic cargo]

Does it like belly rubs

[rigid spire]

Doing that makes her playful

[primal wave]

Wheres the corgi picture compilation

[quiet gull]

If I fits I sits

[zealous chasm]

@grave skiff this is Salsa

She’s almost 18

Bit of a mess now bc she’s hard to groom

[lament wharf]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/1046800041538498600/9ea4c1b0-c9e0-4160-b7de-4f9aebbe3abf.gif

[grave skiff]

Ain't no way

[small halo]

@grim oracle how bingu

[grim oracle]

he’s silly

he flares at himself a lot in reflection

gets tired frm it

sits on ground and stares into abyss

and repeat

his fins r growing back tho!!

ty for asking umbasa :(

[small halo]

It seems like you regret the purchase of bingus

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-silly-cat-slipper-gif-16060750

[zealous chasm]

its true

she is the boss of the house

and she will cut a bitch if you try to fuck with her

dont try to fuck with her

[boreal python]

Sorry I had to hide my phone from the image

I saw bodies dropping wherever the dog looked

[hearty python]

Dogs

[zealous chasm]

[hearty python]

Oh and I also have a really sped up gif of a tortoise I found eating a strawberry I gave it

I had to lay on the ground to get the video

[boreal python]

What are their names mf

Tell me their names

[hearty python]

Rocket
Layla
Brodie

[boreal python]

Brodie is my fav

[boreal python]

Goofy ahh turtle

Gahdamn

[hearty python]

Tortoise

His name is tort o' war

He had a huge scratch on his shell

[zealous chasm]

dog

[zealous chasm]

nice dog

[tough valve]

Sweet but cheeky lad, 100%

[tough valve]

VIOLENTLY CONSUME STRAWBERRY

[zealous chasm]

Rub the belly

Pause a moment to rub the belly

[fathom obsidian]

Love that dog so dang adorable

[zealous chasm]

He loves you too

[fathom obsidian]

😱

[tough valve]

Good fluff

[timber minnow]

Oooooo doggooo

[small halo]

Cad

[lament wharf]

Loaf

[proper garnet]

doh

[tough valve]

Wtf happened to FAT DOG

[dusty onyx]

Too much puss in boots

[lament wharf]

rubber cat

[tough valve]

Hairy slime mold

[zealous chasm]

this looks like she is in a washing machine mid-spin

[rain arch]

how did you know I was just spinning her

[zealous chasm]

clean cats

[tough valve]

Don't forget to make the drying cycle FAS

https://tenor.com/view/spinning-monkey-gif-21881306

[lament wharf]

snoozin

[olive kite]

He a bit scared but like that eye likely isnt going to heal by itself

[limpid meteor]

Ayo

What happened

[olive kite]

a fight most likely

also I waited for an hour and there were still like 10 other people in the line

so like i bailed out i will take him to a better more expensive (so less queue) vet tomorrow

[cursive cargo]

😭

[tough valve]

long

[limpid matrix]

I think he likes it

[heavy blade]

Damn you right that cat looks like a bitch

[torpid pumice]

he’s a dick

[heavy blade]

Look like Tom from Tom and Jerry

[rapid anvil]

I LOVE THIS ❤️

[vivid umbra]

that toy wont last

[torpid pumice]

i know right

i’m a horrible person

i let him keep his balls tho

maybe? idk

[rain arch]

baby face

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

fuck you mean

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/muted-lol-mute-gif-22684222

[dusty onyx]

Very cute

[dusty onyx]

Toxic

[lament wharf]

no

u

she so fluffy

this what his face looks like

babyface

[lament wharf]

blue eyes

🤌

[rain arch]

weak ass eyes

[stoic kestrel]

Muted

[primal wave]

Brother got that extendable nose god damn

[proper garnet]

didnt i do it for you

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-snoopa-lord-foog-dog-funny-gif-20125052

[primal wave]

Extended dawg nose

[tough valve]

Loooooooooong

[lament wharf]

nice pillow

long and fluffy

[rain arch]

Bro

Like

Bro

That's a weird stool

[lament wharf]

too high to be a stool

[rain arch]

Yeah

For high people

[lament wharf]

stool for giants

[tough valve]

Wiiiide

[rain arch]

Ripped

[tough valve]

Heartiest stew you could ever hope to make 🤤

[rain arch]

Looking at his dinner

[dusk mason]

You?

[rain arch]

Ur mum

[lament wharf]

🤤 me too

[vivid umbra]

He’s just like me fr fr

[tough valve]

I can't believe i actually find this cat cute AF, what is happening to me

[fathom obsidian]

mans thinking real hard

[dusk mason]

That one is cute though

[flint pike]

you're hollowing

[rain arch]

She

[grim oracle]

Holy fucking shit

[lament wharf]

[lament wharf]

goobers

[rain arch]

Look at him go

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Where FAT DOG WHERE OOOOOO

[tough valve]

Rug cosplay

[dusty onyx]

He snores so loud

[lament wharf]

dude has dog sinusitis

mother trucker sounds like a train

[tough valve]

FAT dog is a bit brachycephalic it seems

[zealous chasm]

so grossly incandescent

[lament wharf]

he attac

nooo

[stark wing]

cute :3

[tough valve]

Not cute

[rain arch]

suddup

[quartz atlas]

Why he sleeping while in the sunshine?

Also, cute

[rain arch]

why not

[quartz atlas]

It can hurt is eyes

[rain arch]

need his daily dose of photosynthesis

[rain arch]

Today harvest

[zealous chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gone-reduced-to-atoms-end-game-infinity-war-gif-15573921

[lament wharf]

are you sure your cat didnt shed a kitten?

[quartz smelt]

Old man

[lament wharf]

[dusk mason]

Frazzled

[sinful widget]

The Goofus

[low coyote]

such a cutie

[dusk mason]

The wretched dog man

[primal wave]

Why the long face

[turbid dagger]

\

mattie boi

[lament wharf]

Potater

[turbid dagger]

yuhh

he cute he look good but most importantly he attack

[primal wave]

Dawg

[turbid dagger]

i got more lol

[low coyote]

Last pic be like

[rain arch]

Small girl

[lament wharf]

entire hand reveal

also cute ass cat

[rain arch]

Lil goober

[lament wharf]

baby faced booger

[turbid dagger]

i go sleep now

tiny cat look cute

[rain arch]

Curry caught another mouse yesterday

Which once again

Was still alive

And escaped

[lament wharf]

bloody hoonter

[rain arch]

I was woken up in the middle of the night just for that

[lament wharf]

imagine waking up to a dead mouse beside your pillow

[rain arch]

I would rather have that

Than an alive mouse

[tough valve]

Virgin cats vs CHAD ratting terriers

[tough valve]

She really just 🪦

[lament wharf]

that's what happens when you cant help twist your floof

to its limit

[lament wharf]

hjalmar is back

[proper garnet]

shitlips

[azure escarp]

He is SO comfy

[odd plover]

@grim oracle

[grim oracle]

Epic

[quartz smelt]

mfer just invades the bed when I'm asleep and acts like it's cool or something

[tough valve]

WTF the dirty mop is tryna eat the clean mop

[rain arch]

He was framed

He was the one being assaulted

[tough valve]

I'll see you in court, better bring a good lawyer

[rain arch]

Your honor

Look how adorable my client is

Combat stance

[tough valve]

Domestic violence

[lament wharf]

lol

child abuse

[limpid meteor]

I have unforbid the forbidden treasure of every cat

The belly

[tough valve]

That's where the tastier meat is

[limpid meteor]

Nah

[tough valve]

CONSUME CAT

[limpid meteor]

It’s watery

I'd prefer chicken

[tough valve]

🐈‍⬛

[limpid meteor]

But if there’s no chicken

The cat’s okat

[tough valve]

It's just more practical

[limpid meteor]

With the reasonable amount of seasoning

[tough valve]

There's not many feral chickens wandering around, now are there

[limpid meteor]

Might even be good

[tough valve]

Maybe a bit of a reduced stew

Don't get much out of every cat by reducing it, but there's plenty to be grabbed around

🫳 🐈‍⬛ 🥘

[limpid meteor]

Now I’m gonna show off my cat

Behold

[tough valve]

Edible

[limpid meteor]

He is quite chubby

Though mostly fur, skin, bones and fat

Not much meat

[rain arch]

Omg

Chungus

[lament wharf]

wtf floof

potater

[rain arch]

No

Potato is dense

That guy is FAT

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

He looks pretty dense to me alright

[grim oracle]

omg baby

[sterile forge]

Beast

[grim oracle]

ancient bird

[sterile forge]

It has violence on its mind

[vivid umbra]

This dog is drugged up bruh

[azure escarp]

stay faded puppers

[smoky patio]

You have no idea

[edgy aurora]

Behold, Dog!

[lament wharf]

🤌

[zealous chasm]

very large dust bunnies, you need to clean more

[tall plank]

L O N G

[jovial nebula]

Fat lizard happy

Content with life

[tough valve]

boop

[smoky patio]

This is the pet channel, not pillow channel

[rain arch]

that is a bread

[urban flint]

Beast

[tough valve]

Ugly

[rain arch]

ur ugly

[tough valve]

no ur cat

[lament wharf]

whatchu lookin at

[rain arch]

me

[lament wharf]

he's judging you

for taking pics without consent

[rain arch]

evil creature

[mild laurel]

@upbeat light do you have cat pics

[upbeat light]

Box

[small halo]

Wtf

He just jumped up the side of the couch to get under the blanket

[rain arch]

King

[small halo]

Like idk how to explain it but I didn't put him under that lmfao

[rain arch]

Know your place

[spare veldt]

woH

woag

wizard yellies....

[small halo]

He climbed up the back and just got under himself

I watched it

He made cute noises as he did it

[limpid matrix]

He's watching me from that little tent he carries everywhere

[urban flint]

The beast is uncertain

[lament wharf]

loaf

[rain arch]

Oh lawd he coming

[dusk mason]

Holgy shit bear

[lament wharf]

all i see is a pillow walking

[dusk mason]

A ferocious pillow

[tough valve]

FAT tank

[weary meteor]

My dog in the snow

[dusk mason]

frozen

[rain arch]

I hope the bear is paid for his hard work

[zealous chasm]

EMPLOY THIS DOG

"I just want a living wage so I can feed my kids"

[tough valve]

He's already employed as a hospital pillow

[upbeat light]

Why does he look like that

[dusty onyx]

He's a Chinese breed that's why

[rain arch]

Does he support worker's rights

[zealous chasm]

worker's lefts too

[dusty onyx]

most definitely his other owner is gonna give him treats

for being today's worker's strike mascot

[hybrid summit]

my tubby little guy got ran over :(

[vivid umbra]

Oh dear

[tough valve]

Oof

How did that happen

[lament wharf]

😭

[small halo]

look at that cat

[cursive cargo]

Aaaaaaaa

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/thurston-waffles-meow-scream-glowing-eyes-cat-gif-15740056

[sterile forge]

Does it dance

[cursive cargo]

Yeye

[sterile forge]

How well

[trail tusk]

god i love cats

[fathom obsidian]

cats are eh

[small halo]

@fathom obsidian

[fathom obsidian]

the bird is cool

[small halo]

Ok @fathom obsidian

Now what about

The bird cat combo

[fathom obsidian]

bird cool cat eh

[small halo]

Wow

[fathom obsidian]

sorry its just how it is

[river crest]

bird needs to go

[dusty onyx]

I love the resting bitch face

[lament wharf]

he's judging 🫵

[rain arch]

SHE

[lament wharf]

*she

[rain arch]

Look at this idiot

[lament wharf]

she got tired of judging you

[upbeat light]

Fluff

[quartz atlas]

A cute idiot

[calm cedar]

Ms. Norris

[lament wharf]

he is

wtf so cute

[mild laurel]

he cute

[dusty onyx]

he is cute

he's got eyebrows for ears

[modern burrow]

now these are some nice cta

[sterile forge]

I feel like this worthy beast is planning the fall of humankind

[grim oracle]

tw shrimp or smting idk, i heard sum ppl r scared of these

bingus photobomber

[sterile forge]

I just fucking fainted those scrunklies are so fucking

Cool

I couldnt handle it :(((

[grim oracle]

LOL

[sterile forge]

I liked the bingus feesh a lot

[proper garnet]

who’s scared of shrimps

[grim oracle]

idk

generally sum ppl r

[grim oracle]

he’s an actual dog

but in water

[sterile forge]

Do u have an especially big shrimp or are they all about the same size

[grim oracle]

he was so shy at first but now when i do water changes or whatever.. he will swim to my hand.. and try to go into it.. and he’ll swim rlly closely to me everytime its so cute

uhhh

theyre amanos

theyre big shrimp

like

lemme check

[sterile forge]

That is very cute bingus feesh is just a dog with gils so its named after a cat acts like a dog and is actually a fish

[grim oracle]

the female is definitely two inches

and slightly bigger i think

male is smaller

[grim oracle]

YES

bingus!! my!! beloved!!

i only got two first to test it out

[sterile forge]

Ah you gonna get more?

[grim oracle]

ofc

its not enuf

they wont feel safe just in twos frm what i heard

i was rlly nervous that bingus would eat them or try to

[sterile forge]

My friend used to have crawfish

[grim oracle]

bcs bettas r generally aggressive,, but he didnt care abt them or was kinda afraid LOL he hasnt chased them so far

[sterile forge]

maybe bingus has picked your brain and knows youll get more later so bingus may violently assault the swarm

[grim oracle]

LOL

[sterile forge]

Biding its time

[grim oracle]

i was wondering that but

theyre abt the same size tbh

bingus and the shrimp..

staredge

he’s so cute tho

[sterile forge]

Ye i feel like if they aint too small ur prolly good

[grim oracle]

like he found the shrimp grazing where he likes to rest

n he was staring at it

for a while

and then shrimp just dipped

[sterile forge]

Like wtf these guys doin

[grim oracle]

and he swam to it lol

LOL

yeah

my old betta was so mad

at anything in the tank tho

like upon meeting the old amanos he tore into them like no tmr

but bingus is good fish dog

i hope

[sterile forge]

I hear they are aggressive but i always feel so bad for them cause pet stores n stuff keep them in those small jars n shit

[grim oracle]

nvr know when he’ll go savage

[sterile forge]

That must be a depressing life

[grim oracle]

yeah

it varies frm fish to fish

sum bettas r chill sum r mad af

sum will go more mad when sexually mature

[sterile forge]

Jeez

[grim oracle]

yea

frm the get go bingus was always kinda shy

[sterile forge]

I wonder if bingus will turn into a mean old codger

[grim oracle]

i love my bingus

i hope not!!

[sterile forge]

Indeed

[grim oracle]

he used to hide behind all the plants n stuff

but now when he sees us he greets ys

us

[sterile forge]

For the sake of ur funny shrimp buddies i do hope bingleton stays passive

[grim oracle]

feesh dog

me too

i hope shrimp survive too

my water was stable for a while

but the conditions hav been going psycho lately

[sterile forge]

Ye i hear they can be pretty difficult to maintain

[grim oracle]

idk why

yes

theyre very sensitive to changes to parameters

[sterile forge]

Lotsa like maintenance

[grim oracle]

amanos are a bit hardier but.. yeah,,

yea

water changes r difficult since i use buckets n the toilet is a couple steps away

[sterile forge]

i want a dog

[grim oracle]

i want a pea puffer

[sterile forge]

https://tenor.com/view/turtle-funny-animals-gif-21107605

dogs r rlly cute

[grim oracle]

omg

wait

turtle

thats tortoise

staredge

[sterile forge]

Dog*

[sterile forge]

jesus hope that water bill dont kill you

[grim oracle]

yes dog

uh

i

life

[sterile forge]

Honestly thats very fair

i have struggled throughout my animal life my friend got a hedgehog tho

Its very cute

[grim oracle]

omg

hedgehog…..hedgehoggy……

omg…

wait u had pets before,

?

[sterile forge]

uhhh like 4 “dogs” and a guinea pig

[grim oracle]

.

did u get turtles

or terrapins

or tortoises

[sterile forge]

Nah in “” is the dog you thought i meant beforehand

Like the four legged fluff ones

[grim oracle]

did they all
die

oh

LOL

phew

what happened to um them

sorry that was kinda blunt

[sterile forge]

One died the other three are under care of my grandma cause theyre more hers anyways i just took care of em for awhile for her

[grim oracle]

oooo

i see

wym struggled then

r u like a negligent owner or smting lol..

[sterile forge]

Oh guinea pig was the struggle also

[grim oracle]

oh no

[sterile forge]

All of them are like violently stupid

[grim oracle]

well they need a lot of soace to run

n be free

LOL

dumb animals

[sterile forge]

Nah he just got rlly sick one day completely unwarranted after being fine

[grim oracle]

oic

sometimes it happens i guess

[sterile forge]

Yeh but one of the dogs hes a golden retriever jumped off the bed landed like an idiot and tore a muscle like an idiot

[grim oracle]

sorry :(

wtf

LOL

dumbass dog

[sterile forge]

For real

[grim oracle]

sounds cute rho

[sterile forge]

Hes fine nowadays

[grim oracle]

but im sorry lol

dogs

i want a dog too

fish are the underwater dogs tho

wif no legs thi

tho

[sterile forge]

Dogs r awesome just kinda like theyre so stupid

[grim oracle]

fair wnuf

enuf

[sterile forge]

Its like very few animals you can get are gonna go run into traffic for fun

Which is why ya train em ofc but still

[tough valve]

The stupid ones aren't outright stupid as much as they are situationally unaware

Granted, that's a type of intelligence... but so is social intelligence, which they generally excel at

Kind of the opposite of cats in these regards

[sterile forge]

Fair and it makes sense but also like my current dog tried to jump off my lap and onto my bed shes like five pounds she did not make it and slammed her face into my hardwood floor

Its like

yknow idk

[tough valve]

💀

Spatial awareness skill issue

[sterile forge]

I suppose or how a dog will literally breakdown if you walk into like a space where it cant straight see you

[tough valve]

Yeah, that's not normal dog behavior

That's separation anxiety behavior

[sterile forge]

not like full on just get confused and be like

bro what???

did you just vanish?

[tough valve]

Well, that dog in particular doesn't seem particularly bright in the first place, ngl 💀

[sterile forge]

okay maybe i picked my words too extreme i mean more just where they tilt their head and just kinds get lost at the fact you vanished from reality

this has been my mostly overall experience with dogs

[tough valve]

It depends on the breed and individual both

[sterile forge]

fuck up jumping off a couch slide on the floor and fall over eat the three other dogs food in 2.1 seconds

[tough valve]

Some dogs are just hopeless bricks, but you almost have a guarantee for a certain breed individual to not be completely stupid

[sterile forge]

walk over to you try and lick your face turn around and then fart and run off dogs r strange

[sterile forge]

More than true but still

I think i just get all the dumb dogs which idm

[tough valve]

I don't think they exactly register farting as somehow disrespectful or something they don't want to do

[sterile forge]

Sometimes im unsure

I feel that way with cats too

[lament wharf]

send pets pics

[tough valve]

Training is also important; being that ravenous with food isn't a good sign in that regard either

[lament wharf]

or get shot

[sterile forge]

Im allergic to them and ive never had a cat not love me when i meet a new one at like a family members house and they always pick me as the one to rub up on and sit on my lap and flick its tail into my face

[tough valve]

Yeah, cats generally go for those who aren't too interested in them

[sterile forge]

Nah thats just what one of my grandmas dogs does lol hes a rescue hes like 14

He aint learning nothing

[tough valve]

I would know, since i don't like cats myself and yet i'm the prime target for whatever rubbing up they gotta do

[sterile forge]

No time soon

[tough valve]

Oh well, guess whoever had him before couldn't be bothered then

[sterile forge]

Most likely that could also be it

All of the dogs ive had are rescues lol

[tough valve]

Which is just absurd, since ease of training is an important plus that dogs have

[sterile forge]

indeed but also a lotta people buy a dog with no second thought as to what to do with it

Kinda like how chihuahuas rlly only get their reputation cause the owner doesnt care if it acts like a monster cause its small

N cute

[tough valve]

People really gotta realize that pets aren't accessories or ways to make money; you bet your ass that shelters would be near empty if that was the case

[tough valve]

Yup; people really think they can skimp out on training smaller dogs because ''they couldn't harm you if they tried'' or ''he's just too cute to scold''

Yeah no, that's how you get a snappy little bitch

[sterile forge]

that runs around pisses on ur christmas tree and then shits at the step of ur bed

Trained small dogs r the best ever tho

[tough valve]

Well hey, at least they can be trained out of that

[sterile forge]

But also most dogs r the best ever

Kinda hard to hate a dog unless it ate your toddler

[sterile forge]

True

[tough valve]

I'm pretty sure i could understand if someone hated a dog's guts for barking all night

Then again, it's often not their fault in this case either

Most likely the owners are relegating them somewhere all day long and neglecting them, so they're bored out of their minds

[sterile forge]

Yeh i feel like thats becoming especially true with the whole everyone lives in an apartment complex now lol

[tough valve]

Even then, it's no excuse to not engage with your dogs

Though it should be pretty clear to anyone with two neurons to rub together that maybe getting a high energy and/or huge dog as an apartment dweller might not be the best idea

[sterile forge]

I mean more just like the desire to have a dog and the fact living spaces are becoming more unsuitable for owning a dog

[tough valve]

But apparently not. Really makes you wonder whether there should be a permit for owning pets in the first place, since people just can't be bothered to get them and actually abide to responsibilities

[sterile forge]

Yeh

[tough valve]

For the larger/trickier to manage breeds, at the very least

[sterile forge]

you talking about those toddler chasers? I do love how some people actually think pits are like

Spawns of satan

[tough valve]

For all, preferrably. since if the above thing was the case, you'd see a lot of people just switching to small dogs and neglecting them all the same

Pits are the product of intentional breeding, same as all other dog breeds

[sterile forge]

Is this not breedist?

People need to get better

[tough valve]

Breedist?

[sterile forge]

Just a joke

Like haha racist cause people have stereotypes for pits even tho they really arent true its just how they are treated growing up

[tough valve]

You'd be surprised how often people say something on those lines seriously

[sterile forge]

mostly supposed to be funny even though pits do have their dangers i just think they should be harder to obtain but at the same time they fill up most rescues so thats kinda impossible

[tough valve]

That's the thing

It's a combination of people regretting owning them and backyard breeders just flooding the ''market''

[sterile forge]

Yeah

I dont get how breeders have a market with how many dogs dont have a home

[tough valve]

Well, it's more so that they just don't care about any resulting dog that isn't like how they want

So you end up having multiple litters of ''undesirable'' puppies (AKA not deformed enough)

[sterile forge]

Yeah

I dont get how theyre capable of doing that to dogs

[tough valve]

And pitbulls are a prime target for this kind of irresponsible breeding

[sterile forge]

people be doing people things though

[tough valve]

Usually one would blame either the breed itself or the kind of ''customers'' it attracts, but i'd say it's a bit of an even split in this case

[sterile forge]

Anyways its almost six am it was nice talking about this tho well kinda it is a depressing topic and yeah def an even split

If no one was buying they wouldnt exist

[tough valve]

Exactly. Also, you can't blame a breed that was made for bloodsports for being the prime suspect of troubles

Alright, good talk

[sterile forge]

for fuckin real tho the memes r funny lol yeah night

[tough valve]

👋

[upbeat light]

Ball is curled up

[lament wharf]

ball

[tough valve]

Uggy cat 1 devouring uggy cat 2

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

Ur uggy

[tough valve]

no

ur psycho mop and orang cats

[tropic cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-lovefool-metacord-runker-gif-20947994

[boreal python]

Adorable little tomcat

He zonked out

Few months old now

Nvm this mf stole my seat

[sterile forge]

box cats r cool cats

[sterile forge]

Scrunkly

[quartz smelt]

I dont even like cats at all 😠

[tough valve]

Gif has been cut; i pass by two seconds later to grab the cat for my soup

[low coyote]

it's true, I tried it, delicious

[dusty onyx]

@tough valve

Every frame a painting

[tough valve]

Right before disaster struck

From FAT to majestic to 🪦

[rain arch]

I want to touch that creature

[proper garnet]

arbies dog?

wait

youre arbie

[limpid meteor]

Another lardass on my bed

Getting chonkier every day

[scarlet latch]

Unhinged boy

[spare veldt]

its not arbies dog

hes jsut taking the fame

that little rascal

prob sitting in bed with his top hat and a pipe

cackling to himself cause he got more reddit points

[dusty onyx]

He's my nephew whenever you like it or not

[tough valve]

Arbie's FAT BEAR*

[scenic charm]

New chad setup

[vivid umbra]

He’s got a better living space than me fr fr

[fathom obsidian]

Must be comfy

[stark wing]

That's so cool tbh

[sterile forge]

so arbies dog core

[upbeat light]

Very lovely

[spare veldt]

@small halo old

[stoic kestrel]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-do-not-dont-please-meme-gif-21449752

[modern burrow]

nice animal

i approve

[tough valve]

Eat

🐈

[quartz smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-hungy-reginald-monster-house-me-when-im-hungry-gif-13345871

I met this dog only once.
Still 10/10 would die for it

[dusty onyx]

@lament wharf

[lament wharf]

chomp

can i mash him like dough?

[grave skiff]

Breed name?

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/dream-dough-bread-happy-massage-gif-10850168

[lament wharf]

🍞

2 dudes hangin out

[dusty onyx]

chowchow

[grave skiff]

Cute breed name

Idk what breed if dog I'll get

[limpid meteor]

I will send more cat pics

In like an hour from now

The cat is not ready to be shown yet

[proper garnet]

is it naked

[limpid meteor]

Nah

Just not in a comfy position

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

The lamp

[tough valve]

She's stylish and she knows it

Smh i'm envious of that damn cat

[lament wharf]

incandescent

[rain arch]

She is looking at a bug inside the lamp

[tough valve]

Sus

[jovial nebula]

Yin and Yin

[dusk mason]

Aww they made a little heart

[rain arch]

the mom got up and went away 2 seconds after the pic was taken after noticing his daughter touched her

👍

[limpid meteor]

Normal cat

Fluffy and sleepy

[dusty onyx]

I love nobody's cats

[tough valve]

💥

(too much fluff)

[lament wharf]

fr

[dusty onyx]

Mools this will rip your leg off

No bullying

[lament wharf]

arbie cant control his brother's dog

[dusty onyx]

Have you seen the size of him

[lament wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/994422970074267689.gif?size=128&quality=lossless

[mortal cliff]

he looks small

[dusty onyx]

His head is twice as big as an adults

[lament wharf]

dude judged you for disturbing his alone time

[dusty onyx]

That's my brother recording

[mortal cliff]

oh hes a big dog

the pictures made him look smaller

[dusty onyx]

Ye he's definitely a upper medium doggy

Still a kid. Not a year old yet

Most of his size comes from fluff but still funny

[lament wharf]

all that volume is just hair

[small halo]

Is your brother older or younger

Sounds older

[dusty onyx]

Younger

Just over 11 months younger

I've got a soft spoken voice

[small halo]

Yeah I'm the same way

My cousin 18 months younger than me sounds 10 years older

[lament wharf]

dude didnt fap more

so his testosterone did the work

[small halo]

Mo9ls what the fuck

O

[quartz smelt]

The Protector

[mortal cliff]

he looks like an intimidating protector

[quartz smelt]

Nah he's laughable

[dusk mason]

Whos the protector

[lament wharf]

ITS TRUE

[small halo]

No the fuck it isnt

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

.

[limpid meteor]

Especially cuddly today

[quartz smelt]

The cat, or you

[limpid meteor]

Him

I don’t have a choice

[quartz smelt]

Understandable

[limpid meteor]

His claws are a problem though

Extra fucking sharp

Snoring mf

[quartz smelt]

Snoring woke him up, now he's disappointed

[dusty onyx]

@lament wharf

[rain arch]

Did he survive

[dusty onyx]

No because he said "fuck off bear"

[rain arch]

Mauled by bear

[lament wharf]

I'm driving

[lament wharf]

holy fuck he attaccc

for lack of good boy pets and not enough bellyrubs

[lament wharf]

are those new or just the old pics?

[rain arch]

what do you think

[lament wharf]

old ones?

[rain arch]

do you think my sprayed cats would just give birth to new kittens

[lament wharf]

they dont want to share food

[proper garnet]

sprayed with what

paint?