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Drugs
It reveals its true form if you stare at it while high on LSD
I ain't no cinema MFer
wtf
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^My shocked face rn
i can imagine the person who made that carpet was tripping balls
small cats always look so sad
so true
lmfao
yeah pretty much
idk why but this image looks the msot unreal to me
he doesnt even look like a cat it's just
a blur
with eyes
android image qualities i swear man
i think i have a picture of him sleeping hold on
i think this is the most adorable one
Debatable tbh
Very fluffy and pettable and all, but these eyes are outright creepy 
7/10, nice fit as a witch's familiar
those pics are old, he looks more normal now i think

i missed when he looked like an alien
Kinda normal
still has a certain odd factor to him
can't pin what
Maybe it's the color combo
yeah his name is ash
that's what popped up to my head when i saw the colors
ash really is the only correct name for this goober
so true
wtf that's me!!!
never knew you were this cute
Skill issue tbh
"let go of me CHILD"
"Go back to sleep"
"what is this huge fluffy thing that keeps moving on your back MOMMY!"
Is the cat drunk
L
Fuck you
beefing in the pets chat
He just came home absolutely drenched
wet cat
All dry and nice now
such much hair
Cute dog I reacted to it
AHHH I LOVE BIRDS IVE WABTED ONE FOR YEARS SEND MORE PLZZZ
skahwgwua
**"you have traveled far and faced many challenges. You finally reach the fair maiden upon her dais and she is kind enough to grant you an audience. But she specifies that you may only ask one question. "
**
A. Ask for more time to think and pspsps to gain favor
B. Bribe her with the treats to ask TWO questions
C. Intimidate by grabbing her floofy tail
D. Ready to ask your question
E. Use item (you currently have two items applicable for this NPC in your inventory)
How do you proceed?
C 
thinking of getting a dog now since i dont have my cat anymore
meow
Chad better
He came home wet again
He fell down 
not as fat as ur mum
cat rolled into my dinner plate
Little critter
Cutie
@upbeat light where is she
The round one?
fanny

I see a lot of cats, but not a lot of dogs.... good...
It's a matter of quality rather than quantity 
I have 3:1
you have a dog?
Yes
have you posted them before
Yeah a few times
must've missed it
Best friends?
Truce

seems like the dog is pretty annoyed with the cat on his bed
Barking mop do be too polite to just yeet him off 
Very nice texture
Is that a rat
is this your dog
yes
yes
Ferocious
the beast is ferocious and purring
She lives
You put your hand on her, and pat her
Clean the floor
Epic
step 3: consume

Step 4: defecate
omg so adorable
Fattie
Crown
wtf
Wanna play a game ?
What
Dawg
ooooooOOOOOOO- ๐ฅ
they donโt know itโs their birthday
I love this cat
Thanks. Heโs a Siberian
cats ๐ญ
your
you're* 
why is there specifically a black cat emote

(Cook for 30 minutes, serve with lemon garnish)
Medieval times be like
Are you a witch, black cat?
meow
SHE CONFESSED
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Outdoor time
Good kitty cat, go outside but do not touch grass ๐
"fuck off" face
what he doin 
They are cleaning each other's filthy faces
Ew
mouth wrestling
๐ค
There was a limit of how beautiful you can be
Stinky just broke this limit
true
My grandma's cat, Smoky Joe
i love smokey joe
I'm just gonna grab 'em for myself 
he has a certain charm

Sorry about the bad quality
Don't need better quality to see such a cutie 
true
he has an interesting face for sure
Mischievous cat
alr now seal that and send it to me via a teleporter
it is in the thingy
How he chilling knowing he has torn apart and devoured a whole chicken

Goober

over one and a half already this mf
That's Yin, he's my chonky boi
Is she soft
Remind me of my old cat
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/595447857834885129/1057378852592177262/IMG_2454.jpg
kinda like my grandma's cat

What the lil shit doing to the TP
Off in the pot he goes
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wondrous devastation

Can I have a close-up picture of a cat please? Preferably one intensely zoomed onto their face?
look at this fucking snoozer
Good. I like this thing.
This is a good one
Very much
maybe that one gif with the top text โIโm going fucking insaneโ or something like that?
it'll cost you
how much
more that you've got, this right here is a one of a kind chonker
he can open cabinets and doors, even turn on lights
Aw cute beardie
Her name is Zuza
@rain arch @small halo
sleeping cat sleeping cat
oreo
Pet bowl
good soup
Donut face
bear cub
I mean
They are both fat
But it's not even close, the FAT DOG is so much cuter
This guy looks like the equivalent of a raging obese alcoholic
Also, stray... right 
Iโm in danger
palicos = W cat
ok yellies

I got her a wiggly friend for her eight birthday
How long will the friend survive
why dog
** l o n g b o i **
stupid ah cat
Just wondering cause calcium sand kills them
New friend his name is brett
He is a giant day gecko
boop
Bocks
Meanwhile
speaking of loaf
loaf
omg cool tank!!
we need more fish pics here

Near finished product with the tank
Reptiliane
Who tf pinged me
Stop pinging me
cute :>
poor quality had to zoom in bcs he was hiding 
heโs scared of my phone 
will post better pics when i turn on the lights
n when he stops trying to fight his reflection

how is he
Solaire of Astora
its almost been 2 hrs since i put him into the tank
uhh
still glass surfing
trying to fight himself

he isnt flaring at himself tho
heโs vry active tho
LMAO
i really want that bat blankey...
lol
disgusting
Fatty
Kinda ugly
I'm going to sic her on you
Less ugly here
She is vicious
Over the years she has torn off more skin from my hands than I currently have on my body
She does look violent
Did you have her as a kitten or what
Oh thats a toy I thought that was your finger she was fading
I was thinking that you're a psychopath
Oh I definitely let her go savage on my hands
I literally permanently have like several dozen scratches on my hands
She's just being playful but I think normally you're meant to teach them not to do that or smthing
Yeah found her as a feral abandoned kitten like 12 years ago
She was really malnourished and so now she's fat as fuck and never stops eating
She's not that fat
Yeah thats why I asked, I am huge on cats and cat personalities, I own 10 rn, most were from kittens, its really bad to play with your hands for this reason
I did it will yellies
Yellies is the same way
HE will fade hands
Other cats don't do it cuz I didn't do it to them
Yellies is a fucking maniac tho, if he sees your hand move under a blanket he freaks it
She's not super obese, but she's overweight by a fair bit
Very small cat under the fat
Quite rotund
That's a lot
I have 3
The other 2 are chill
More dignified as well
This one I can grab and swing her around and she just looks at me
Abuse
Trying to upload a pic and it won't let me

Does it say explicit
cat grab pic
On train
O
Bruh?

Kinda worrying ngl
I heard obese
@tough valve
Ferocious
dodged the broom perfectly
With FATrolls too
Will he beat the broom one day
Skill issue tbh
It is my mum's
Same difference 
๐ฆง
She would never
Gives off temperate-to-slightly-cold and humid vibes
It is pretty nice today
Like, having greenery that doesn't fight to the death for water everyday is nice
With that vivid green
Mediterranean native species are generally a duller shade

Seaside is nice and all
But it's not my kinda climate
I'd rather have something a tad more cold and humid, like continental central European climate
Are Italian cats ugly like greek
You're asking the wrong guy

Me liking pretty lady cat is an exception, not the rule
So your type is whiny girl
bruh
My type is floofy, unaggressive and without the psychotic pug look your cat's parents have 
It's cute how they are so close to one another, too
i love her
Annoying how 
She cries loudly whenever she needs attention
Then give her attention wtf
And it is always the same so we can't tell what the hell she actually wants
Bruh I can't just pet her for a whole hour
Silly
She needs attention anytime she isn't sleeping
And only her dad sometimes spend time with her
So yeah, basically my dog alright
With the difference that my dog does let me know what she actually wants 
Ur right, but ur not right

My dog usually just stares at me until i stare back when she wants something
Then she leads me to whatever it is
(closed door, fridge, toys, bed)
If i ignore her for too long, she pats me with her paw to get my attention 
Ok that's at least smart
Very polite for being so annoying
My dog is the smartest dumb dog you're ever gonna meet
The most polite lil manipulator
Who is also scared to death by flies
And eats inedible shit off the ground (she has pica)
Whenever someone in the family doesn't want to get out of bed, we just grab the dog and put her on the bed
And she goes
Then she goes in for the kill
I should grab some more pics, hmm.
Obviously evil tbh
Here is my friends homophobic dog as a bonus
Look at that stare
Like this
what kind of cat is she
Feral

Weirdo mongrel cat
What kind of cat is he

big fucking eyes
Look at the context
Judging
not a fan of arbies
How racist is FAT DOG tho
thatโs a funny looking WiFi
:)
fat dog just tilts his head sideways like an anime girl and falls over
Cutie
Thick ass eyelid
That's a cute fish
he is vry baby
swimmy boy
Ponyo ponyo ponyo fishy in the sea
Ponyo holds a special place in my heart
One of the few things that warms the cool icy heart of mine

ponyo <3
goodest boi
This guy is young actually
He looks old and wise though
Also permanently staring into your soul
Pre-aged model
He v pretty
feesh!
Feeeshq
More of the guy
so
he usually like
has his schedule
he sleeps for a long time
play for a long time
but always show up for meal time
so yesterday I let him outside in the morning
it was nice weather yesterday
so we have door opened
so didnt pay much attention to where the cats are

I didnt notice he show up for lunch so I was a bit worried
but I figured he was probably just ate then go sleep somwhere
then my cousin family came over in the evening
I didnt see Curry eating dinner either
so I was more worried but I supposed he just hid somwhere because he didnt really like strangers
then this morning
didnt see him either
also didnt show up for lunch

then

right after my cousin family left
I went up my room
go to my table
then I hear that sound
the sound of a cat scratching their ear repeatedly like a machine
then I looked
he was there
in my room
yawning
like he was always there

lmfao
how the fuck

Bam slam slam slam slam
Orange guy
new cat?
Na im at my cousins place
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Cates
Loafed up
My grandparents cat died
Literally as they got home after new yearโs party
On their hands
At least he surrounded by love and died in peace
I canโt imagine him dying alone
I can only imagine how your grandparents and probably you/the rest of your family are feeling, I've been through something similar before
I'm sure he was a happy guy 
Iโm sure he was the happiest of them all
I'm damn sure he was, indeed ๐๐ผ Again, so sorry to hear that man. It really sucks
much love to your family
Ur cat looks like mine
๐ค
MF built like a Silence
Depression gang
๐คค
little pumpkin
Majestic cat
That dog
Aava The Kings Pet
Ridiculous little critter
now he looks like a dog
I know
the other ones just seem more active since they take multiple short naps
this lad just take one full nap so he can party all night
POWER NAPS ๐ช ๐ช
Well i mean, you could probably change his sleep schedule to fit the others' and yours 
he sleeps when he pleases 
Not if his pleasing is displeasing to your own sleep 
If it isn't, then let the lil orang sleep away
it is not displeasing
I just find it funny
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well I guess it is not entirely a long nap
๐ then
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He loves it
eViL gAmEr SuCkS oUt DoGgOs SoUl
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spot the bingus

bingus vry good boy much swimmies
ye pack it up
send to germany
You named him bingus...?
Bruh he still sleeping
party too hard last night
So scrunkly
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Is that a beta๐ฅน
Was a picture of the tank not the fish
But it's the only one I have because I got a new phone
wait is it still alive (no offense) bcs u said was
you blind or smth?
hes right there

waow five yrs..
dog confuzzled of the sight of triangle
Meet my little Knight Artorias :)))
Beastly thing
he exercise more than you
Wtf rude
Consume
Do you have payday 2 on pc
No 
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No thx
If you want to give a copy away, give it to someone who will surely play it
AKA not me 
TAKE IT, TAKE PAYCHECK THE SECOND
It's 1 dollar
YOUR THE ONE GUY WHO DOESNT HAVE IT
Yeah, but just give it to someone who actually wants to play it
It'd be a waste to have it just rot there
literally everyone else has it, TAKE IT
Doubt it tbh
if i dont find anyone ILL BE BACK

this mf trying to pretend he is small

aww
Silly cat
Baked AF

from the inside yeah
lol
maine coons <3
That can dangerous and scrunkly
Edible

Unfortunately they cost 1 grand
Foof
Consume cat
WHAT
he did it bcs heโs stressed
had to do emergency water change n put him in bucket

In a bucket
Get him a cone
Makes them walk funny
LMAO
@grim oracle hows feeshy
he hurt himself
):
aweeee
im sadge
i gave him meds bcs im scared heโll get an infection from this

poor bingus
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Bingus
FAT rug
Ur dog looks stupid
No u
He smells















