pets

[low coyote]

And really beatiful aswell

[grim oracle]

just chillin with my pet butcher

[fathom obsidian]

How old are they

[grim oracle]

idk few hunderd years

[fathom obsidian]

Wow do they know any tricks

[grim oracle]

yes

smashing people with a knife

[fathom obsidian]

Good trick

[grim oracle]

yes

i tried teaching him how to flip but he didnt wanted it

[fathom obsidian]

Bummer

[tough valve]

Butchers are women btw

[rain arch]

Maggi has been liking the box lately do my mum placed a pillow there so she can lie more comfortably

She dodged the pillow

She is fine with this pillow tho

[lament wharf]

dad pillow>>>>>>>>>>>

[tough valve]

Amazing, she's managing to make me think she's cute

[lament wharf]

1 loaf

2 loaves

[tough valve]

No

Her parents aren't cute in the slightest

Very fluffy tho

[rain arch]

What about this one

[lament wharf]

curry's dad around much?

[small halo]

figt

[tough valve]

I see where the cuteness comes from, but i just don't like cats enough to really appreciate it

That fluff is enviable though

Either they got some mad good genetics or you spend a fortune in grooming

[rain arch]

Last time I saw Rudi was on a missing cat poster

[tough valve]

Rudi being the orange lad?

[rain arch]

The orange lad is Curry

[lament wharf]

that why u posted that picture this morning

[rain arch]

Rudi is his real dad

[lament wharf]

wtf i didnt know

[tough valve]

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Your cats' family dynamics wild AF

[lament wharf]

this non fluff is curry's dad

[rain arch]

He and Pfeffy was good friends

We thought he was a stray for the longest time

[lament wharf]

chillin

[rain arch]

Only when we saw the missing poster we realized he is a house cat in the neighborhood

[tough valve]

Pffft

[lament wharf]

you thought he was a stray even after curry was born

[rain arch]

Yeah

[lament wharf]

imagine

[small halo]

actual stray cats dont interact with humans usually

you have to capture them

(i know i capture and spay/neuter stray cats)

[rain arch]

It was just that he always seem to be hungry and hanged around at our house from morning to evening

[small halo]

to get a stray cat to allow you to touch them takes weeks of feeding them

unless theyve already had human contact

[tough valve]

Ain't nobody got time for that

In a week one of them bois could ensure 20 more cats if he scores good

[small halo]

thats why i capture them

[tough valve]

Yeah

[small halo]

so that doesnt happen

[tough valve]

Don't take not being buried in complaints for granted, let me tell you that much

[small halo]

my mom will straight up swoop other peoples cats and have them spayed/neutered and its legal

[rain arch]

Based

[tough valve]

Chad

[small halo]

yeah people dont seem to realize how fucked up cats are

[rain arch]

Yeah the dude got our grumpy girl pregnant

Curry was an accident

[lament wharf]

cats are good untill they get sexual urges
then they are gone just like adolescents

[tough valve]

I can just picture the shitstorm accompanying a photo of one of said stray cats during their five minutes trapped in a cage before they get neutered as ''monstrous animal abuse'' over here

[tough valve]

Or how hard they fuck up everything else

[small halo]

yeah thats what i mean

[rain arch]

Imagine having someone neuter your cat for free

[small halo]

they clap shit for fun

[tough valve]

It's kind of infuriating how ''cute'' animals get a pass on this shit

[small halo]

My mom gets donations to do it so its basically free for us to

[tough valve]

Ferrets, cats, smaller dogs, you name it

[tough valve]

Wtf ur mom is extra based

[small halo]

its all she does lol

shes a cat networker

[tough valve]

Yellies in shambles RN

[small halo]

she networks cats to foster homes

[tough valve]

(shambling around now that he ain't got no nuts)

[small halo]

and gets them rides and shit

mostly in the Southern California area

and now nw arkansas

[tough valve]

Yeah. Prevent more cats from being made (Since, you know, having difficulty reproducing is literally the last possible concern for them) and give them a loving home

Is it so hard? Apparently yes

That's why i gotta play fucking dodge-the-stray whenever i go out with my dog

(My dog being the party in danger in this equation)

[small halo]

do you have a cat sized dog

[tough valve]

Yes

U've seen her haven't you

[small halo]

lmfao

probably i am forgettful and stupid

[tough valve]

If she was a jack russell though, i wouldn't be worried; them's tough boys

But she has literally no mean bones; you literally can't get an aggressive rise out of her if you try

So she'd try to run up to greet and try to play with stray cats

Yeah no, not happening

I'd prefer her to have both eyes

[rain arch]

She looks kinda dumb

[tough valve]

She is uh

Special

Smartest dumb dog you'll ever see

Literally attempts reverse psychology on your ass

[small halo]

chances are the stray cats are gonna dip far before you little weiner dog can even notice the cats

[tough valve]

No, lil shit has excellent vision for a dog

And the stray cats are fearless here

Comes with being ''coddled'' while not actually being cared for by, you know, being adopted

[small halo]

yeah thats fucked

[tough valve]

I have some of them occasionally just chilling in front of the apartment doors

Not giving a shit

Suffice to say, that's not good

[dusk mason]

Is your dogs name Lil shit

[rain arch]

Yes

[low coyote]

your cat is fucking beautiful

i love those cats

[tough valve]

Wtf who spilled tar on the cat

[dusk mason]

god

[limpid meteor]

Mother Nature

[tough valve]

Well that's not very nice

[fathom obsidian]

But it is funny

[small halo]

@marsh ermine

Also id send bird but she's sleeping@tough valve

[marsh ermine]

yellies..

little man

[small halo]

Here's her cage @tough valve

[marsh ermine]

nice

where's yellies crib

[tough valve]

Am i on drugs or what

[rain arch]

You're

[tough valve]

.

[small halo]

my bed

[leaden sphinx]

Sleepy fucker

[urban flint]

The beast is microscopic

[dusk mason]

The beast is cute

[vivid umbra]

Chubby murder cat

[small halo]

Big yellies

[mild laurel]

yes

[dusk mason]

Beigies.

[lament wharf]

goober

[lament wharf]

make a burrito

[rain arch]

Currito

[rain arch]

Man it is hard to take pic of white cat when it is sunny

[lament wharf]

glow ball

[tough valve]

Eat the orb to gain powers

[zealous chasm]

Sometimes if you stare too long at the sun, the sun stares back

[rain arch]

[small halo]

orb

[meager zenith]

She has no rules, no boundries. She doesn't flinch at torture, human trafficking or genocide. She's not loyal to a flag or a country or any set of ideals.

[humble fox]

Got a new bnuuy

[low coyote]

❤️‍🩹

[stoic kestrel]

All these pets making me hungry fr

[lament wharf]

what a good girl!

[low coyote]

Yeah

It's awful quality in my mobile, hopefully it's not that bad on pc or something

[lament wharf]

it looks good

what's her name?

[low coyote]

Manchu 💞

[lament wharf]

[storm harbor]

@grim oracle magnapinna

[grim oracle]

I want to eat it

[storm harbor]

It's big tho

Real big

[grim oracle]

I'll have leftovers

[storm harbor]

Like 6 or more meters

[grim oracle]

Should have posted it in #food

[craggy carbon]

My shirt was licked and soaked in the saliva of my cat

But my face was warm and covered in floof

Well worth it

[low coyote]

👼

Fucking cutie

💖

[tough valve]

Imagine looking at a house and you see this pop over the fence

Lousy guard dog tbh; it'd obtain the opposite result if anything, since i would be 100% lured in to pet the BIG FLUFFY FAT DOG

[dusty onyx]

You take 8d6 piercing damage

[rain arch]

Worth the trade

[dusk mason]

I jump the fence

[lament wharf]

i vault over the fence

[dusty onyx]

You both die instantly

[lament wharf]

i'll just respawn

[dusty onyx]

Prove it

[dusk mason]

Worth it

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/connor-respawn-respawn-missing-head-blood-gif-15353501

[lament wharf]

its like they just had a bath

[rain arch]

nah

[lament wharf]

how come you get to live with such floofs

me omw to eat sunbaked floofs

[tough valve]

Fat cat at his prettiest

[rain arch]

shut up he is alwasy pretty

[tough valve]

(not)

Fluffy pug

would try petting tho, ngl

[dusty onyx]

Ya nobody's cats are all peak beauty all the time

[lament wharf]

everyone is always peak beauty all the time

[tough valve]

Demonstrably false

Ur dog is proof of how a smushed up face and big floof can be pretty

[rain arch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/531229677667352597/1046467478152298546/DSC_3191.jpg?width=373&height=663

[tough valve]

Freaky

This is the cat equivalent of the guy with a thousand-mile stare that's always focused on you

You can bet he has a whole shed full of axes

[rain arch]

he is imagining that the carpet is you

[tough valve]

[lament wharf]

its all wrong
pfeffy is supposed to be inside the roll

[rain arch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/531229677667352597/1046138158355599512/DSC_3175.jpg

I realized I dont post his pic enough

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-burrito-blanket-rolling-up-gif-17563543

currito

[rain arch]

oh yeah

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Smoke it

[tough valve]

Where pet

I only see carpet

(I'm red colorblind)

(not really)

[lament wharf]

there is a pet in carpet

[tough valve]

Pet is carpet?

Zam

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

So basically a cat but lower maintenance

convenient

[rain arch]

Here is your ugly face

[tough valve]

I want to get a restraining order wtf

[dusk mason]

Zaza

[stoic kestrel]

All these pets making me hungry fr

[tough valve]

🤤

[stoic kestrel]

😋

Would be dope tacos

[zealous chasm]

Beautiful

[humble fox]

They have sweaters

[low coyote]

Warming the food I see

kind of you

[tough valve]

Wtf kinda mold is that

[rain arch]

dont worry it will be clean when we do the laundry

[dusk mason]

Cute mold

[rain arch]

Here is the mom

[lament wharf]

pillow

[rain arch]

Rag

[dusk mason]

Carpet

[upbeat light]

What the hell man

[deft zealot]

I ordered this for my cat

[dusk mason]

K

[rain arch]

The gang

[humble fox]

New bunnys

Three of em

[urban flint]

Woah

[low coyote]

boop

[deft zealot]

My dogs ear is leaking again

Shes not doing good

[proper garnet]

:(

[tall plank]

thats a big boy/girl

[deft zealot]

girl

[lament wharf]

😔

[deft zealot]

would've been extremely rare if she was a boy

[deft zealot]

kittis

[urban flint]

Orang ❤️

[lament wharf]

floof

[tough valve]

Pretty lady, uggy carpet

[solar jacinth]

pet rock

[grim oracle]

nice

[solar jacinth]

thanks

[dusk mason]

Awesome fucking rock

[solar jacinth]

Thank you

[bright anchor]

Sneak 100

[urban flint]

Evil creature

[coral sinew]

removed the background because it had stuff I didn't want to send

[vivid umbra]

🤨

Cute dog

But 🤨

[coral sinew]

just landmarks n shit

where's that mind of your's going

[vivid umbra]

🤨 🤨

[coral sinew]

man who decided to put ' RIGHT BESIDE the enter key

[coral sinew]

my bad for not doxxing myself 🙄 🙄

[vivid umbra]

[stoic kestrel]

Chester?!

[deft zealot]

they look so polite!

[lament wharf]

floof

[dusty onyx]

@tough valve

[tough valve]

WTF

FAT

The very fabric of reality shakes

[lament wharf]

Blorry loaf

[limpid meteor]

He took my bed

[rain arch]

It has never been your

[limpid meteor]

It was like two weeks ago

[robust estuary]

No

You were just getting it ready for them

[wraith token]

i recently installed a dog cam so i can check on the floof remotely

hope my dog actually goes near it from time to time

[tough valve]

Wtf stalking

[wraith token]

haha wdym its only in one area tho, i thought some ppl do that too

[last isle]

nero the world serpent cat (presumably)

[vivid umbra]

bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

[last isle]

he typin

[rain arch]

🅱️

[lament wharf]

🇧

[tough valve]

Wtf yellies 2

[lament wharf]

dinner sorted

[tough valve]

[rain arch]

Look at this nerd

[lament wharf]

lmfao

floof in books

[tough valve]

Tryna hide

[upbeat light]

Omg

I love

[tall plank]

gilberto

[rain arch]

Their box

[low coyote]

food delivery

[tired valve]

They ate the pizza

[lament wharf]

just pack it up and ship em to me

[tough valve]

are*

[brazen cargo]

Learned beagle shibas where a thing

[fathom obsidian]

What do they look like ?

[brazen cargo]

shiba with beagle coloration

[fathom obsidian]

Intresting

[vast cairn]

Just saw this picture, your cat looks so much like mine, the only difference is mine has one eye brown

[lament wharf]

omg shitface's brother

[vast cairn]

😆

[lament wharf]

your cat actually looks like a cat noiboi gave away

[vast cairn]

Really? Is there a pic in this chat?

[lament wharf]

yeah i just replied to one

[vast cairn]

Cuteeee

[lament wharf]

[vast cairn]

Just saw it eheh

[rain arch]

Omg

[dusty onyx]

Cute

[rain arch]

You meant this one

Little gremlin

[lament wharf]

ohhyeah

[vast cairn]

Also has two colored eyes 🥺 adorable

[vast cairn]

Had a cat named Gremlin too eheh, we called him Gremi only tho

[rain arch]

[vast cairn]

This was gremi eheh

[rain arch]

Angry

[vast cairn]

He looks angry but he was one of the most docile cats I've ever met 🥺

A not so angry pic eheh

[rain arch]

The angry looking one is always the friendliest

[vast cairn]

Right?

[lament wharf]

loaf

[low coyote]

Cutie

[vast cairn]

🥺

[lament wharf]

[solar jacinth]

this channel is so tasty more than #food

[rain arch]

The two gangsters

[rain arch]

Winter vs Summer

[wraith token]

summer is acting kinda like my dog

Haha

[bright anchor]

Fat idiot in time out because he got outside again

[small halo]

flash

[bright anchor]

Yes is dark

[quasi quail]

why tf do u cage up a cat

[cursive cargo]

Punishment

[craggy carbon]

All of your pets are dead now

Or seriously injured

[rain arch]

Ok edgelord

[small halo]

Ass man isn't gonna last long

[rain arch]

just like ur ass

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shock-shocking-omg-omg-meme-gif-26225226

[rain arch]

is that snow or a really white carpet

[unreal flax]

I found a porcupine (I wish he was a pet)

[proper garnet]

wide boi

[dusty onyx]

Oh man it looks awkwardly like snow. it's pure fluffy carpet

rug rather

[rain arch]

perfect

enhance the bear vibe

[deft zealot]

Shes trying to figure it out

[wraith token]

and avocado toast gets ravaged once again

[tough valve]

No one shall touch the sacred toast

(Except the dog)

[grim oracle]

My grumpy doggo

[rain arch]

summer

winter

[lament wharf]

Damnnnn

That floof growing thicc

[grave skiff]

Why is your cat so fucking angry

[lament wharf]

Its just grumpy

That he's getting disturbed when he's on snow

[rain arch]

he is happy

that is just his face

[grave skiff]

Bro was born miserable 😭

[rain arch]

not as much as you

[grave skiff]

[dusty onyx]

Young bear

[vivid umbra]

Cub!!!

[wraith token]

your cat is like Captain Holt then in the Brooklyn 99 series

99.99% unreadable haha

[tough valve]

Wtf he was a potato with stumpy legs

🪦

[lament wharf]

Bear cub

[wraith token]

cat be looking v photogenic today

[serene pewter]

thats some boss energie

[quartz smelt]

Optimal sleeping position

[low coyote]

belly rub

[small halo]

Why

Why is it gly

U

[rain arch]

no u

[fading canyon]

looking like Batman but instead bat cat

[fading canyon]

@grim oracle yeah i when I mean babys I meant.. babys

[grim oracle]

AWWH

YEAH THEY ARE LIKE TWINNING BUT A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT SHADE

[fading canyon]

well the light grey one is a dark grey now

[grim oracle]

ooo

[fading canyon]

the grey and white is my cat vex the other is my mums

[grim oracle]

pretty cat

[fading canyon]

they goofy though

[grim oracle]

ive posted her before but idc lol

my lion roar kitty

[fading canyon]

oh she’s so precious

[grim oracle]

yes she is very

[dusty onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752095502404681748/1051052251772366848/IMG-20221210-WA0003.jpg

[fathom obsidian]

lazy bear

[rain arch]

Wild bear

[dusty onyx]

omg i love how blue the eyes are

[rain arch]

Would be nice if she didn't have bad eyesight

[lament wharf]

they arent that blue

[dusty onyx]

theyre pretty blue

amools being toxic again...

[lament wharf]

they're light blue

[dusty onyx]

so, blue

my man mools thinking like a fucking RBG colour picker

[lament wharf]

still not that blue

[lament wharf]

can i consume

[rain arch]

She will eat you first

[lament wharf]

not even 3 kgs

smh

[rain arch]

She will be after she is done with you

[lament wharf]

https://tenor.com/view/run-away-cute-baby-gif-15911985

View of a cat looking at a pigeon nest from my window

👀

[dusty onyx]

"☝️ uhh ackthually her eye co lour is 104 red, 121 green and 171 blue, if it was blue, it would be higher, perhaps in the 200s, and without any or little influence of red or green mixed in"

• @lament wharf before i force him into a cellar for 100 years until he plays dragons dogma

[rain arch]

Are you sure the cat isn't looking at you

😋

[lament wharf]

She wasn't until I put a phone in her face

There's like 2 baby pigeons in there

Like 2 weeks old

[rain arch]

Snack

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Creepy lil fug

Ain't fooling me

[quartz smelt]

She angery

[tough valve]

She can stay on that chair unpetted then

Smh smh

[quartz smelt]

That's what happened
Dogs are better anyway 😎

[tough valve]

Fax

[rain arch]

Cutie

[deft zealot]

French bulldog moment

[lament wharf]

why is the dog judging me

😭

[quartz smelt]

tfw its mouth is too short to grab it like that

[tough valve]

Virgin french bulldog vs CHAD boxer

Or, you know, any bulldog breed that hasn't been inbred to the point of having a concave face

[deft zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[quartz smelt]

cries in pug

[tough valve]

Skill issue

Well, skull issue is more like it

[quartz smelt]

They have low skill in breathing

[tough valve]

🪦

[rain arch]

Shut up @tough valve

[tough valve]

rent free

[rain arch]

Yes

[tough valve]

[tough valve]

💀

[rain arch]

🎲

Here have the dumb cat you like

[tough valve]

Pretty

.

And tasty 🫳

[red holly]

this is my dog

her name is piper and she's a 10 - 14 yr old chorkie

she's sitting on my lap as im typing this

no caperoni

[red holly]

s'truth

[tough valve]

That's just asking for a good boop

[red holly]

yes it is

[tired valve]

my beloved ash

[tired valve]

I LOVE THAT CAT

[quartz smelt]

Gotta step up my flirting game

[lament wharf]

baby pfeffy

[rain arch]

Comical kid

[solar jacinth]

Lots of good food in this channel

[red holly]

did you get the name ash from ds

[meager zenith]

She's not supposed to sleep on the couch but how am I supposed to say no to that face?

[tough valve]

🪦

[rain arch]

no need to say no

just throw her down

[red holly]

thats a dog if ive ever seen it

[olive kite]

Society

[tough valve]

fatass cat

[olive kite]

truly a fat mf I've kept her on a diet for a month now and it's sort of working

lost 200 grams according to wii fit plus lmao

[vivid umbra]

Gamer

[olive kite]

I was like man oh man I don't have a scale to accurately measure her progress !

My wii balance board that has been sitting under my bed since the day after I bought it:

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[tough valve]

🙏

[tired valve]

nah i just named him that cause you know....

he looks like ash

[quartz smelt]

The right cat is a redditor

[rocky horizon]

Why is she built like that

[sterile forge]

Fluff

[zealous chasm]

After you played in the snow and need to cuddle for warmth

[rain arch]

wtf

[zealous chasm]

When you really love the snow

[rain arch]

a whole buffet

time like that you would wish you have more than two arms

[zealous chasm]

So much

Not enoug arms and laps for everyone

Big dog = likes to cuddle too

[lament wharf]

wow

floof and loaf

[fading canyon]

dog

[tough valve]

What a pretty snout

[fathom obsidian]

What breed is this ?

[zealous chasm]

Alaskan Malamute

[fathom obsidian]

Thank you 🙏

[tough valve]

Literal demon

[analog plover]

?

[tough valve]

Buni

.

[low coyote]

Your cat is fucking beautiful

I love those cats (calico if I'm not mistaken?? Idk)

[deft zealot]

Yes she is calico

[lament wharf]

Baby curry

[rain arch]

he was a funny kid

[pine geyser]

SMALL

little babie

[lament wharf]

hoonter

[rain arch]

I can spend all day looking at his old pics

[lament wharf]

🥺

me too

[lament wharf]

dinner

[smoky patio]

@hard swallow

[hard swallow]

😍

[cursive cargo]

Pets

[rain arch]

@lament wharf maggi voice

[lament wharf]

awwwwwwww

https://tenor.com/view/cat-neko-rub-cheek-cute-gif-16375439

cheek rubs

[rain arch]

she craves attention

[lament wharf]

yeah cuz you dont give her attention 🥺 🤌

[rain arch]

Yet

[lament wharf]

[cursive cargo]

AAAAAAAA

[rain arch]

who win

[cursive cargo]

I dunno

The goose is bigger than the corgi

[rain arch]

she is still so noisy

[lament wharf]

still not enough attention

[rain arch]

never enough

[tough valve]

Ayo wtf i gotta admit she's pretty cute

Plastic hook on the floor tho

No bueno

[rain arch]

she is still at it

[lament wharf]

Lol

[tough valve]

Slightly smarter than average feather duster

with legs

[rain arch]

[tough valve]

wut

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

Rate arm rest

[tough valve]

5/10

Very functional, horrible aesthetics

Use fun-sized white pillow instead

Also wtf from this angle it looks like it has an outright concave face

Ur cat a ds2 giant

[rain arch]

he just has a big forehead

[rain arch]

white pillow would be squashed

[tough valve]

Cuz u fat

.

[rain arch]

no

maybe a bit

not as much as ur mum

[zealous chasm]

Me, Mocha, Ajax (mocha & Ajax are best friends)

[mild laurel]

Mocha is such a good name for a pet

[cursive cargo]

Blurry fish hours

Probably

I can't tell what that is

[lament wharf]

💯 💯

[proper garnet]

its a swan you goober

[cursive cargo]

who asked you

you fool!

[proper garnet]

https://media.giphy.com/media/zynDw2XVpUBxhQA1Pv/giphy.gif

[cursive cargo]

shit

[rain arch]

Got a new clothes basket but turned out it isn't actually mine

[zealous chasm]

Imagine personal possessions when you own serve cats smh

[rain arch]

Maybe I actually got it for him, I just forgot

[zealous chasm]

True

[rain arch]

be human
bought new stuff

cat

"for me?"

[lament wharf]

skill issue

[rain arch]

Yellie looking at an inferior being

[plain crystal]

poor cat is confused

1930 colorised

[upbeat light]

Little guy has kidney disease

[lament wharf]

[small halo]

):

[tough valve]

organ issue

Can he get better, or...

[small halo]

)))):

[small halo]

very unlikely

[tough valve]

oof

[small halo]

cats have very fragile kidneys and once damaged theres basically nothing you can do

this is why making sure your male cats drink enough clean water because rocks and shit can plug them up, yellies use to have the problem

[tough valve]

you'd expect carnivores to have tougher kidneys than that

given the concentrations etc

[small halo]

Its mainly a male cat issue

They have more sensitive bladder system

[tough valve]

It's a tad silly for it to be that way, also given what their natural habitat actually is

Organ skill issue

Unless it's mainly a neutered cat thing

[small halo]

nope

[tough valve]

Skill issue it is then

[small halo]

male cats have a narrower urethra which just in general creates issues

its like male cats biggest downside

vs female

they almost always get some type of kidney or bladder issue

[tough valve]

A bit like how certain dog breeds are very vulnerable to cancer

[small halo]

yeah and leg issues

[tough valve]

Only, well, we can actually just blame humans for that, since them's an artificial species

[small halo]

like german sheperds and greyhounds ALWAYS end up with fucked up backs or legs

[tough valve]

Or brachycephaly

[small halo]

labs always end up with cancer

[tough valve]

Fucking pugs' eyes literally pop out of their skulls on their own

[small halo]

those things are just fucked up period

[tough valve]

Put them out of their misery by not breeding them like that anymore, jesus

[small halo]

any of those dogs like that are super fucked yeah

https://tenor.com/view/greyhound-dog-jumping-bigjump-boing-gif-11841533

[tough valve]

Same for poodles, if i recall right

Always good to get 'em screened often

[small halo]

yeah poodles have like 4 canvers they can commonly get

c

labs get lymphoma

poodles are sick dogs besides their high cancer rate, one of the best hunting dogs

[tough valve]

Standard poodles, that is

[small halo]

yeah lmao

[tough valve]

I doubt my poodle would hunt anything else than whoever i tell her to attack

And by attack i mean violently lick their face

(She does that on command, which is more like an excuse to do it)

Wicked smart, too

[small halo]

murderer

[tough valve]

Monstrous

Them ears are as soft as they look btw

Quite literally a wolf in a sheep's clothing

[upbeat light]

he wont get better, no. but he has a decent amount of time left and he wont be in pain

its in early stages and theres a good amount we can do for him

[tough valve]

Oh

Well, a bit of a meagre consolation

That's something

[rain arch]

[small halo]

);

So fucked

[tough valve]

Wtf the FAT dog is going nuclear???

[dusty onyx]

sans fatdogtale

[lament wharf]

cub

[rain arch]

The more I look at him the less he looks like a dog

[upbeat light]

Sinister entity

[dusty onyx]

He's a primordial cat in canine flesh

[tough valve]

FAT

[long horizon]

[tough valve]

🪦

[lament wharf]

bear cub

[tough valve]

It's too much

I can't handle this

🪦

[fading canyon]

I would like to cuddle

[low coyote]

ah yes, true food

[tough valve]

Finally

Ready to go in the oven

[upbeat light]

scrumsfich

[dusk mason]

Capret

[dusk mason]

🙂

[lament wharf]

Oddly shaped duster you got there

Put it to good use tomorrow

[grim oracle]

Loaf review?

[boreal wadi]

edible and toastable

[olive kite]

god damn send help my cat keeps trying to knead on my arm and chest

nd when I tell her no she climbs stop my pillow and kneads my head instead

this is war

[lament wharf]

loof wants some attention

let the loof knead

🥺

[olive kite]

I would let her but she doesn't seem to realize that she has powerful paws with mighty claws

[lament wharf]

cut her nails

[vivid umbra]

kneed her

[scenic charm]

It says the picture of chad I’m trying to send is explicit

What a sad day

Settle for this

[rain arch]

annoying cat

[lament wharf]

holy fluff

[rain arch]

she would demand to get outside

be out there for 10 minutes

then knock the door repeatedly to be let inside

then after 30 minutes she would deman to get outside again

all she does out there is surveilling the neighbors

[lament wharf]

lol

she wants to see if they've better treats than you

[rain arch]

Baby

[dusk mason]

Free massage, where is issue?

[tough valve]

Skill

[dusk mason]

That's a knee slapper

[upbeat light]

shkrimpley

[dusk mason]

Ugly

[upbeat light]

wtf

[rain arch]

not as much as ur mum

[tough valve]

Both ugly

dumb face brown feather duster dum

.

[dusk mason]

Cant even argue with that

[tough valve]

Zam

[dusk mason]

(Nobody is my mum)

[tough valve]

[rain arch]

here is your idiot cat

[tough valve]

She angy at u calling her idot

.

[rain arch]

stay mad

[tough valve]

wtf

y u hate on best feather duster

and love uggy

[rain arch]

cant dust things with her

[tough valve]

Automatic

She's literally dusting off the space between those planks

Bet u never dusted that

lazy ah

[rain arch]

check out this one

[tough valve]

no

Low tier

Just like yellies

[rain arch]

tf did you say

[tough valve]

Cope harder

[rain arch]

@small halo you saw that?

[tough valve]

Yes, he knows

[small halo]

saw that?

[tough valve]

I already told him the truth

Caesar no diffs yellies any day

[small halo]

i SEE that every time i post him

https://tenor.com/view/nioh-cat-nekomata-cute-gif-16584509

quad hates cats because his lands are infested by them

[tough valve]

wtf

[rain arch]

this is peak male performance

[tough valve]

Doesn't stop me from appreciating the cute ones smh

Fluffy blue eyes feather duster= cute

[rain arch]

she is stupid

[tough valve]

Uggy face brown feather duster dad= mid

[rain arch]

I wish we kept one of her siblings instead

dont tell her that

[tough valve]

Yellies and the guy up there = bottom

[rain arch]

[tough valve]

Uggy face has the fluff going for him at least

[tough valve]

^Literal drug dealer look

[small halo]

lmfao

he loves drugs

[tough valve]

He looks like the kinda supplier who's addicted to his own merch

Caesar no diffs the lil baked potato

[rain arch]

ok but consider

[tough valve]

no

.

[rain arch]

except the mum but w/e

all of them

[tough valve]

''No bro, my cats are totally clean; my house is spotless with no cat hair in sight''

Their cats:

🪦

[rain arch]

not me

my lung is proudly full of cat hair

(Im dying)

[tough valve]

Zam, no need to whip out the thunder

[rain arch]

i have seen worse

[tough valve]

You won't see anything else

(Eyes clogged up by cat hair)

[grim oracle]

gamin cat

[lament wharf]

oh fuck!! cat gaming!

[raven moth]

https://tenor.com/view/love-israel-flag-gif-10806218

[upbeat sky]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-rudd-i-love-lamp-gif-10458184

[rain arch]

@tough valve I will show you ugly

[tough valve]

Wtf

Demon

[lament wharf]

be like "who dareth disturb my slumber"

[rain arch]

He really love this spot

[proper garnet]

he looks like he's judging you all the time

[quartz atlas]

What cat doesn't do that?

[proper garnet]

this goober

[quartz atlas]

You absolutely destroyed everything in my argument

[proper garnet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870348597542141952/1048516471023742976/image0-47-1-1-2.gif

[stark wing]

Holy shit that cat is adorable

[dusty onyx]

brian blessed cat

[rain arch]

@cloud canyon video

[lament wharf]

Grab floof

How do you resist the urge to grab the kitty

[rain arch]

I dont

I grab him every chance I get

[quiet gull]

If I fits I sits

[cloud canyon]

Thwnk you.

[limpid meteor]

This chubby asshole is clearly unhappy about his position, but he refuses to move on his own

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Skill issue

[limpid meteor]

He looks kinds sad

I see despair in his eyes

[tough valve]

Let him wallow in his skill issues

[dusk mason]

Wtf jacked leg

[deft zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054440441287823471/1054442147086078082/IMG_20221219_175619.jpg

[cursive cargo]

Frogr

Evil

[scenic charm]

Chad is too big to the play find chad game

[dusk mason]

Wdym

I cant seem to find him

[tired valve]

he's in defense stance

[proper garnet]

pretty open for a defensive stance

[dusk mason]

Deceptive stance

[tired valve]

^

he tricks his opponent to think he's wide open than he goes in for the kill

[spring surge]

sonny

[tough valve]

Most dog-like goblin i've ever seen

looks kinda uncanny to me ngl

[tired valve]

it's both adorable and dreadful

i think my cat is a skinwalker

[tough valve]

take off his skin

[tired valve]

😭

[tough valve]

so he's just a walker

.

[tired valve]

bruh what

[tough valve]

[tired valve]

he doesn't look real
look how small he is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946343702643752962/1000146122645454918/IMG_20220722_230258.jpg

i wish

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946343702643752962/999121671745175592/IMG_20220720_031211.jpg

this motherfucker right here is like a fever dream

his fur looks like something you would see from an ai generated image

i just realized how edited the picture i sent looks like lmfao

looks like somone just cropped it and made it smaller

[tough valve]

Wtf why is this guy so uncanny

[tired valve]

IKR!!

he's so weird

and android image quality isn't helping either

[tough valve]

Nice carpet btw