pets

[sweet oriole]

She’s always mad

[zealous chasm]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-kick-his-ass-seabass-gif-10268296

[thorn folio]

Thoughts on snek?

[fathom obsidian]

too expensive

but cool

[thorn folio]

Too expensive?

The albino version of this little baby goes for over 1000. Some other snakes I was looking at on this site ate 2000+

I think he's decently priced for a baby. The larger ones are like 700

If I breed them though 💰

[fathom obsidian]

then do it homie

[thorn folio]

Really considering it but I'm just worried I won't want him in 15 year or something since they live 30.

I'll be 55 when it dies

[fathom obsidian]

oh yeah im not so sure about that

[meager zenith]

Sif doggo

[proper garnet]

feet

[fringe siren]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-doge-gif-24837098

[fringe siren]

Give him a sword and fight him

[spare veldt]

ass

[vivid umbra]

Bear with his no.1 fan

[dusty onyx]

Unironically true

Think I uploaded this one already

[tough valve]

FAT

[tough valve]

Rat

FAT rat

[lament wharf]

guinea pig?

wait no they are much fluffier

[sterile forge]

the cat is watching

your next moves your next actions decide your fate

[scenic charm]

Chad jumpscared me

[fringe siren]

Damn

[nocturne quartz]

That's some hairy puss

[scenic charm]

Worlds most funny discord user

[river crest]

[near briar]

Good cat

I miss mine so im gonna be posting her a lot these next few days lol

Flip flop for size

[sweet oriole]

S m o l

[urban flint]

@grim oracle I caught this beast a few nights ago

[grim oracle]

OMGGGGGGGWHEEEW

such warty.. such bumpy.. such lumpy..

the position…

it do a big sit..

[graceful stratus]

😂 he’s like, “I was just going about my day, what do you want?”

[grim oracle]

LMAO

cute lil fromg

r u keeping it

[graceful stratus]

[urban flint]

Naw he’s a local in my little flower patch

He vibes there

[grim oracle]

awwww

flower patch?!???? he vibes there????

he’s living the life ..

pls take pics of him in his turf..

[urban flint]

I’ll see if I can tonight

He almost exclusively appears late night

[grim oracle]

epic

good luck feesh!!

[tired jetty]

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure that’s a dog

[fringe siren]

wrong its a cat

[mild laurel]

[fringe siren]

the cat so tiny

tiny loaf

[fathom obsidian]

Our dog is back let's go

[fringe siren]

our?

this aint soviet russia

[fathom obsidian]

yes comrade our

https://tenor.com/view/soviet-dance-gif-18177552

[upbeat light]

La creatura

[lament wharf]

good boi??!

[fathom obsidian]

Girl

[lament wharf]

good girl

[fringe siren]

Damn thats a cute cat

[fathom obsidian]

THANKS

[fringe siren]

Check out my cats

[lament wharf]

good cats

[fringe siren]

The best

[fathom obsidian]

good cats

[lament wharf]

nice scarves

[fathom obsidian]

still ours

[fringe siren]

Damn

You get one and i keep the other

This is mine

[fathom obsidian]

i get the one in the blue scarf

[fringe siren]

You get moke

[fringe siren]

No

[fathom obsidian]

ill be taking both

[fringe siren]

You get nothing

You lose nothing

Goodday sir

[fathom obsidian]

no i get it all

[fringe siren]

Mf

[fathom obsidian]

[rustic sluice]

He resets when i scratch him under the chin lol

[lament wharf]

every cat i've known does that

[rustic sluice]

Awwwwwww

[zealous chasm]

cAt DiEs Of CrInGe ExPoSuRe

[zealous chasm]

Happy birthday

[rain arch]

Same day

💪

[zealous chasm]

💪

[small halo]

wow

look at it

[fringe siren]

Blurry cat

[sharp plank]

The sous chef

[fringe siren]

High res cat

Beautiful

[grim oracle]

Ugly angry bird lookin ahh cat

[fringe siren]

that is definitely a dog

and a cute one at that

[empty harness]

Ty, he's a good boy

[frail dagger]

nice hamster

definitely the most beautiful horse i’ve ever seen

[tough valve]

FAT

[tough valve]

fat .

[cursive cargo]

Say fat to every corgi

One for each

[tough valve]

.

done

[cursive cargo]

Okay

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/194772750957674497/1018106400754384947/final_631c52d8418060007620ce06_701092.mp4

Now this one

[lament wharf]

corgis are back

[meager zenith]

Not a corgi

[sharp plank]

Blur doggo

Mine is brown. Love labs

[scenic charm]

Chad update!!!

[azure escarp]

Chad looking good

Froge

[fringe siren]

Dog got its own tent

[dusk mason]

Love chad

[lament wharf]

loaf mode

[scenic charm]

He just stood there in line with it and took it like a champ

He knows it’s there too he sits there every day waiting for it to go off then he hops back down

[cursive cargo]

He's so big now!

[fringe siren]

Cat

[lament wharf]

[meager zenith]

Gurranq doggo

[sweet oriole]

Everyone compliment my cat NOW

[sterile forge]

10/10 cat looks like itd eat my organs with no remorse to my pleas

[fringe siren]

Best cat ever

[fathom obsidian]

no i dont think i will

[sweet oriole]

Thanks y’all

[sweet oriole]

U must

[fathom obsidian]

nah

[sweet oriole]

😞

She’s going to eat u

[fathom obsidian]

nah

[fathom obsidian]

you know what ill say this your cat is a cat

[sweet oriole]

Yes

A very cute cat

[thorn folio]

Fat

[sweet oriole]

get out

[thorn folio]

I wish I could

Also fat

Just look how big she is compared to a fucking HoUSE

[lament wharf]

Cat menace

[fathom obsidian]

its catzilla

[half haven]

Hey

Do u want a new switch blue

Ill trade u if u let me beat u up a lil

Take these fista

[dusk mason]

Enormous

[dusk mason]

Grandma kitty

[lament wharf]

*grandpa

Or more like daddy

[dusk mason]

No the kitty belongs to a grandmother

Is what im saying

[buoyant river]

cute

[dusty onyx]

He'd beat up anyone in this channel

[buoyant river]

judgement cut end

now he won't anymore

[dusty onyx]

He's got permanent iframes

[rain arch]

Jealous?

[dusk mason]

Very

[zealous chasm]

Love him

[lament wharf]

Lovable sort ahead

[lament wharf]

damn why so cute

[rain arch]

she is in the middle of eating grass

[rustic sluice]

Not a single thought behind those eyes

[lament wharf]

she's just tired of getting photographed

[fathom obsidian]

Great dog

[subtle dew]

Cat

[rustic sluice]

That cat has a very cat like behaviour

What a specimen

[subtle dew]

He’s almost 10

[dusk mason]

That cat just looks like an old man

[dusk mason]

Still has the old man mustache going

[rain arch]

No u

[lament wharf]

blue eyes

[rain arch]

weak eyes

[dusk mason]

Very pretty though

[rustic sluice]

Fluffy lil pillow

[grim oracle]

At first I thought it as a water puddle

[fathom obsidian]

lets go

[fringe siren]

Damn, thats one high res doggo

[rain arch]

3 different cats

[lament wharf]

liar

how can one man have 3 cute floof all for himself

[upbeat light]

Little guy relaxing after getting drenched in the rain

[upbeat light]

Holy shit

[near briar]

My cat figuring out a skylight

[dusk mason]

You could kick it right now

It would never see it coming

[fathom obsidian]

Ah my dog you still need to send over

[fringe siren]

You cant have my dog

And no communism this time

[fathom obsidian]

You mean my dog

[fringe siren]

Its not yours

Oh you dont have the right

[fringe siren]

Cute cat and marshmallow

[fringe siren]

Cat doesnt want pictures

What dont you understand

[cursive cargo]

[fathom obsidian]

But I do

[fringe siren]

[fathom obsidian]

Yes

[rustic sluice]

He so cute i wanna throw a rock at him

[fringe siren]

[lament wharf]

[subtle dew]

[rustic sluice]

I didnt mean it literally

[lament wharf]

name?

[rocky horizon]

Good lure

I like it

[fringe siren]

My dog makes great berrek bait

Now we wait

[rocky horizon]

[lament wharf]

[rocky horizon]

U saw nothing

[lament wharf]

[fringe siren]

[lament wharf]

lets all walk away

this never happened

[fringe siren]

You will forget what you saw

[lament wharf]

only if you send me daily good boi pics

[rocky horizon]

When berrek is secured this shall all be over

[fringe siren]

Join the crew

[lament wharf]

no thanks

[fringe siren]

We need more people finding berrek

[rocky horizon]

Maybe we should leave a scooby snack out aswell might make him show

[fringe siren]

True

[lament wharf]

i love berrek too much to make a trap for him

[rocky horizon]

[fringe siren]

Then this is farewell

[lament wharf]

[fringe siren]

[rocky horizon]

Hes not showing

[fringe siren]

Bait must not work

[rocky horizon]

Damn it

We must

Prevail

[dusk mason]

Do it

[fading canyon]

friends pet snake

[brazen cargo]

My dog killed a sparrow

[subtle dew]

How do y’all walk dogs

Tried walking one Bc we have service dogs as my school

he tried going over a hill and to a valley

He snatched someone’s ham

A piece of bread

And I wonder why I don’t have dogs

[rocky horizon]

Dogs be cute asf but little shits at the same time

[subtle dew]

Like I didn’t know that tugging the leash doesn’t hurt if it’s not around the leash

Neck

[vivid umbra]

wtf

[subtle dew]

Wdym

They weren’t paying attention I didn’t know he was gonna for it and he did

[vivid umbra]

keep your dog on lead or something

🤷‍♂️

[subtle dew]

Hé did

He was*

[fringe siren]

The trio of dogs

[fathom obsidian]

ah MY dog returns

[fringe siren]

NEIN

Its Mine

[fathom obsidian]

Nien it its mine

[fringe siren]

Damn

Fight me then

Winner keeps dog

[fathom obsidian]

ok

[fringe siren]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-bingus-combat-gif-24367941

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-hunter-brachydios-oraora-gif-16292672

[fringe siren]

https://tenor.com/view/star-platinum-punching-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-gif-16557096

[near briar]

https://tenor.com/view/fight-flying-kick-kick-gif-3550587

[fringe siren]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-punch-markiplier-punch-attack-fight-gif-23206537

https://tenor.com/view/cat-barrage-jojo-cat-barrage-cat-punched-gif-24254519

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/punches-punching-fighting-angry-hold-me-back-gif-14170843

[near briar]

https://tenor.com/view/let-him-get-up-gif-21131741

[fathom obsidian]

ill make you a deal i get the dog every other week

[fringe siren]

No shared custody

[fathom obsidian]

well then there is no other option

[fringe siren]

https://tenor.com/view/girls-shooting-pink-glock-clutch-print-shoot-repeat-gif-21733381

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-nerf-gun-full-combat-gear-gif-17402832

[fringe siren]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gun-shotgun-deus-vult-gif-17767114

[fathom obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[rocky horizon]

I am going to steal ur pets

[fringe siren]

No

[rocky horizon]

[fringe siren]

[fathom obsidian]

I'll help since one already belongs to me

[rocky horizon]

W

[fathom obsidian]

Yes

[rocky horizon]

[fringe siren]

Bruh

You guys still scheming

[rocky horizon]

[fathom obsidian]

Yes

[rocky horizon]

Cat

[proper garnet]

dog

[fringe siren]

Yes

[dusk mason]

Why does it have an evil smirk

[rotund yoke]

He is an evil distinguished gentleman

[rocky horizon]

I want them

[young pine]

basement cat

[dusk mason]

I should get a cat

[warped bay]

At the park

About to catch one

[vivid umbra]

I stole them all

[warped bay]

I already caughted one!

[rotund yoke]

u should

[bleak sparrow]

he lunged when i was trying to get a cute photo

[trail tusk]

Nice raindeer

[mild laurel]

majestic

[trail tusk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/717498714259980378/1021797462148661248/rn_image_picker_lib_temp_9d60c345-1657-4d50-914c-aef3b4d35775.jpg

why he chooses to sleep on 2 side-by-side mattresses instead of the bed is unexplainable to me

[gritty light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/194772750957674497/1021793282843496488/unknown-368.png

[near briar]

LOL those paws tho

[small halo]

I killed bear

[near briar]

With?

[small halo]

Hands and feet

[near briar]

Gahd daum

[dusty onyx]

Talking about the fluff missing from them? Brother decided to makeshift groom them and I'm not sure why

[small halo]

Yeah u was wondering what was up with his feets

I

[near briar]

Yeah lol they just look like bear claws since they're like shaved lol

[dusty onyx]

He used a rake for his puppy fluff but idk why he shaved the paws. His excuse was dumb

It looks like a bowlcut

[small halo]

Thats silly

[near briar]

Maybe he was high

Did it and was like "oh shit oh fuck"

And then made some dumb excuse to u lol

[dusty onyx]

He claims it's to stop getting dirt on his paw hair and I was like

Brother, he's a dog

He doesn't wear shoes

He will get dirty

He will be cleaned

[small halo]

Lmfao

Yeah that mad weak

I just clean yellies paws and claws out every once and awhile

[dusty onyx]

If he ever shaves his coat I'm gonna flip

[small halo]

That would be cringe

[near briar]

Lol thats a bad reason to shave a dogs paws

How odd

[upbeat light]

Best friends :))) (he chases her around and she steals his bed space)

[lament wharf]

[gritty light]

💜

[magic flare]

cat in my yard (he did not want to be loved )

[near briar]

Heh, I love a yard cat

[dusk mason]

Maybe someone already loves him

[dusty onyx]

Look who decided to show up

[lament wharf]

dinner?

[lament wharf]

[upbeat light]

She has lovely colouring in the light

[lament wharf]

kittyyyy

how old is she?

[upbeat light]

Mmmmmmm 14 I think

[lament wharf]

14 days?

[upbeat light]

Years

She's not small

I have big hands

And she's curled up

[lament wharf]

wtf how big are your hands

GIANT

[upbeat light]

Big hands

[lament wharf]

[timber heron]

My cat

[grave skiff]

Where is its eyes

[timber heron]

Idk i guess my camera didint pick the colors up

He has amber colored eyes

[sonic coral]

Guys I think my dog is sick he doesn't look right

@small halo go ahead say it

[small halo]

dude

i was actually gonna say some fucked up shit

i thought this was dank souls lmfao

[sonic coral]

Kiss me then do it

Oops this isn't the elden ring discord my bad

[upbeat light]

Holy trinity

[grim oracle]

fetus cats

[thorn folio]

That's not fat

This is fat

[lament wharf]

belly rub

[calm cedar]

trust me, she's fat. however, it is 1:14 AM where i am, and i need to sleep

[near briar]

Like over half the cats in the USA are overweight

Cuz everybody feeds them kibble

[dusty onyx]

@mild laurel thank you for showing others this

In return, a dumbass

[mild laurel]

I think I stole it from danksouls

Bear is getting big!

[twilit trout]

Feral kitten

[worthy hemlock]

Dogs

[proper garnet]

agony

[tough valve]

Dogs:

🇦

[dusk mason]

Ai generated cat

[long horizon]

my brothers cat is such a good boy 😭😭😭

[ebon solar]

protein 😋

[dusk mason]

How

[long horizon]

idk

he just is!!!!

[fathom obsidian]

You sure you shouldn't have posted that in food because thats some good protein right there

[long horizon]

no he's not!!!!!!!!!!!! 👺

[fathom obsidian]

You sure ?

[scenic charm]

Chad>>>>

[vivid umbra]

Sleepers

[dusty onyx]

cute

[fathom obsidian]

Bear on a dirtbike that is cool

[small halo]

Bear on a kawasaki...

Bear wouldn't ride a kawi...

Bear is a honda/ktm enjoyer

He told me so

[small halo]

Do you know if this is a kx450 or 250

[dusty onyx]

i think it's a kx250

[small halo]

I use to have photos of yellies on a horse saddle

[meager zenith]

My dog got whiter teeth than you

[hollow nest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/910662089947897886.gif?size=96

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/717498714259980378/973312567894225007/MemeFeedBot.gif

[dusty onyx]

kxf 250

[small halo]

bears about to go flying

[dusty onyx]

he's a bad boy who'd beat up every pet in here

[small halo]

lmfao

i want to get a dog realrly bad

i want an akita

theyre so sick

what is bear?

[dusty onyx]

a chowchow

white and ginger parents

[olive kite]

I ''had'' a chow chow

he was mean to other dogs

[mild laurel]

chow chows were trained as guard dogs traditionally iirc

[zealous chasm]

weve got a malamute

toptier friendly goofball

[thorn folio]

Best dog

Tibetan mastiff

True bear

[dusk mason]

Are you sure

[low coyote]

cute

[warped bay]

!!!!!

So precious

This is my new pet

[dry fox]

that duck is big chillin

[warped bay]

He honked at me then continued chilling!!

[dry fox]

very cool

[grim oracle]

The duck or the rock

[warped bay]

Rocks are badass

Some are jagged

And some are smooth

[warped bay]

Best girl

[fathom obsidian]

good dog

[small halo]

I walked out my door and he was coming down the stairs lol

[pine geyser]

whag is your cat name

[small halo]

Lil yellies

[pine geyser]

I Love you yellies

perfect being

[small halo]

@marsh ermine

Hes eating crunchies

[marsh ermine]

pictures

need a sitrep asap

[small halo]

Video is sending

You can hear my bird being a fuckface in the background

Now he does this

I haven't touched him and he's purring like a truck

Ace

[pine geyser]

hiw many cats do you have

[small halo]

10

[pine geyser]

Amazing

[small halo]

We use to foster kittens and when they didn't get homies we either kept them or sent them to shelters

We didn't just buy 10 cats lol

[pine geyser]

EAT THAT SHIT UP EAT EAT

[pine geyser]

yea makes sense

[small halo]

(We never sent any to shelters)

Lol

[marsh ermine]

i love him to death @small halo

[pine geyser]

YEAH you just feel bad and be attached

[small halo]

I lived in Los Angeles too

[small halo]

And shelters there are always mad packed so they make a dumbass excuse and put lots of animals down

[marsh ermine]

post this sticker immediately

[small halo]

Believe it or not yellies was next in line to be killed

We took him

[pine geyser]

):

[marsh ermine]

mad respect umbasa

[pine geyser]

yes

[marsh ermine]

i could kiss you

[small halo]

Yeah it was mad sad shit

Animal fostering sucks balls

[marsh ermine]

u saved the biggest og

yellies

[small halo]

Esp in a area like Los Angeles

[small halo]

Sad shit man

Those shelters in LA are brutal

[pine geyser]

hinwstly if theyre just gonna put them down why not release them somewhere else theyre probably better off that way anyways

[marsh ermine]

idk about that

[small halo]

Cats are a huge problem to wildlife

Look at Italy and Australia

They have a large population of feral cats and they also are losing a crazy amount of rodent and small bird population

[pine geyser]

ohh didnt know about that that sucks

[small halo]

Australia actually recently took to getting rid of them

[marsh ermine]

the cats be like

[small halo]

Italy REFUSED to spay and neuter which doesn't help

Refuses***

[pine geyser]

why ??

thats dumb

[small halo]

I don't know too much about it, @tough valve was educating me about it

Hes from Italy so he knows alot more

[marsh ermine]

megapon likely knows as well

[small halo]

No doubt

Its a really big issue in the larger downtowns he was saying

[pine geyser]

oh apparently theres like a law for it or smth over there

[small halo]

That you can't spay?

[pine geyser]

hold on

okay there isnt i misread smth

i can't find anything about it anywhere tbh maybe people are just very opinionated about spaying and neutering in there

[small halo]

yeah thats what quad made it sound like

people were against it

Super cringe

Cats being out like that is super sad

[tough valve]

Late to the convo but yeah, it's that way too many people,at least locally, are against even that

[spare veldt]

@small halo @celest thicket look at these idiots

[celest thicket]

That's a lot

[spare veldt]

my cat sadly left me a year ago

went to yellies heaven

☹️

[celest thicket]

My condolences.

[spare veldt]

he has the yellies genes

[celest thicket]

She does

Cutie patootie

[spare veldt]

what a fattie

[cursive cargo]

She is scrunched 😭

I put the water to low

[spare veldt]

no

she is FAT

[cursive cargo]

She has food in her mouth to yeah

[small halo]

Gremlims

N

[spare veldt]

yes

[small halo]

@spare veldt

[spare veldt]

hi

[tough valve]

FAT

[frozen ether]

[upbeat junco]

thats a weird ahh looking dog

[cursive cargo]

Rip in piss bozo cat

[proper garnet]

Rip in ||your mother||

[urban flint]

@grim oracle I finally found him ruminating the mysteries of life in front of the pool again

[grim oracle]

omg u remembered to tag me GAHAHA

cute little fromg i love you fromg!!!!!! contemplating abt the universe so true bestie 💓💓💓💓💓💓

[scenic charm]

Southern toad!!

Those guys are everywhere

[urban flint]

The beasts are plentiful

There’s a creek behind my house so there’s always 3-4 of them in the nearby area

They make sure they are quite loud at night

[grim oracle]

theyre looking for maidens!!

[buoyant river]

it is Wednesday my dudes

[urban flint]

Factual

[tough valve]

Boop

[tough valve]

Dog be like

[vivid herald]

Yes

[urban flint]

Vengeful gato

[tough valve]

RAT

is FAT

[pine geyser]

eat that shit up EAT eat

[deft zealot]

CRUNCH

[pine geyser]

fatty

[spare veldt]

@celest thicket

[spare veldt]

he knows what you are

[dusty onyx]

Why are dogs so mean?

[celest thicket]

@spare veldt

[dusty onyx]

What a cute little mutant

[spare veldt]

gremling

[celest thicket]

She eat-a the spaghetti

[zealous chasm]

mlem

[celest thicket]

Gnoblin

[pine geyser]

omg

[celest thicket]

That's my cat

You stole my cat!

[near briar]

No

Mine

All mine

[celest thicket]

Oh

Nevermind

Different feets

All good

[pine geyser]

i love your cat

fabulous being

[pine geyser]

omg :)

[deft zealot]

O u g h

[pine geyser]

fatty

its ok pretty cat

[pine geyser]

i love them

[rain arch]

Me too

[celest coyote]

Petspets.

[low coyote]

my mental stability consists on scrolling through #pets

please kindly send more pics

[deft zealot]

Why is it French

[tough valve]

Because it's ugly

Duh

Logical conclusion

[deft zealot]

No

She is cute tho

[limpid meteor]

Still on the bed tho he shifted positions

[low coyote]

say hi or else

[limpid meteor]

No

Greetings, my Lord

[tough valve]

Loooong snout

[placid spruce]

Birthday boy!

[pine geyser]

happy birthday doggy

: D ,🎉

[pine geyser]

omg wings

can it fly

[deft zealot]

Shes a chicken

Wings purely for aesthetics

[pine geyser]

she is so pretty

DIG WOMAN DIG

[formal silo]

Grumpy cat is being grumpy

[proper garnet]

random cat in a car

[grim oracle]

He will consume my hand

[limpid meteor]

This boi is my friends cat

A little shy

[meager zenith]

My dog always so dramatic sleeping

[low coyote]

friend's cats

white one bit me

[stiff vessel]

My sister's dog.

She likes digging in that spot sometimes

[pine geyser]

pretty

[grim oracle]

now dox me with this image

[rain arch]

Mf lives on the mountain or something

Also let the cat in

[grim oracle]

yes

[grim oracle]

I let her in after taking the photo

[rain arch]

Damn bullying your cat for a photo

[ancient cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674394592195641384/1026146999315206164/unknown.png

[meager zenith]

He looks stoned ngl

[rocky quiver]

Hjhhh

[low coyote]

cutie

[vivid umbra]

Dog at beach ft. Sunset

[dusty onyx]

Would you let him slay you for 1 dollar?

[vivid umbra]

No

[dusty onyx]

This guy doesn't wanna get killed by a bear wtf

How the

So rude

[vivid umbra]

Is Bear friendly to other dogs

Mine is

They could be friends

They’re both BROWN

[dusty onyx]

Bear hangs out with pitbulls and yaps and rests with them

No offence to your own but pitbulls scare me and he's often around my neighbour's XL bully and that shit horrifies me

Idk much about XL bullies but I optimistically assume they're somehow calmer and not spontaneously aggressive due to big dog behaviours being more passive

[vivid umbra]

No harm in caution

[pine geyser]

this woman is insane!

[dusty onyx]

It doesn't help that the neighbours dog has its ears cut

And it's not even 6 months old

😬

[vivid umbra]

Nonono

Don’t crop your dogs

It’s weird

They cut the tails to make them look more fashionable so you’ve got this freaking stump waving around

They need the floppy ears for when they’re in danger

https://tenor.com/view/dog-bat-floating-dog-head-float-run-field-gif-4818378

Make a getaway

[pine geyser]

my humor is awful

[vivid umbra]

*good

[low coyote]

1 dollar? where do i sign

[dusk mason]

holy shit they cropped that poor dogs whole body

[low coyote]

[tough valve]

FAT

[dusty onyx]

He'll be fatter if he devours you

[low coyote]

he'll eventually devour everyone and dominate the world

[zealous chasm]

Beautiful

[zealous chasm]

He will eventually become the world on which we all stand

[low coyote]

and he'll start his own race

any human remaining will be of his property

[zealous chasm]

[rain arch]

[rain arch]

Being a dad moment

[low coyote]

your cats are so cute

[meager zenith]

I have recreated the what the dog doing dog with my dog

[tough valve]

Images you can hear

[pine geyser]

i love your dog

[low coyote]

i think i booped your dog a million times already

couldn't resist

[tough valve]

Dog be like snfsnf snf snf snf

[spare veldt]

wait...

that's not yellies...

[rain arch]

fuck you mean

[dusk mason]

Dead cat

Sad

[olive kite]

leg gone :(

[vivid umbra]

More protein for me

💪

[olive kite]

impressive catch though

[nova vector]

Oh are they missing a leg?

My dog couldn’t catch anything

She’s so bad at it

[vivid umbra]

I don’t normally speak like that

I was trying to sound clear so dogbrain could register it

:Robert:

[scenic charm]

Guys I’m getting dart frogs

[tough valve]

Chad birb intimidating WEAK yellies

[low coyote]

boop

[sterile forge]

crog

[low coyote]

send your pet pic

right now

anyone

[fathom obsidian]

Ask nicely and maybe I will

[low coyote]

may you send a picture of your pet?

please?

[fathom obsidian]

Sure

[low coyote]

awww cuties

what're their names?

[fathom obsidian]

It's the same dog and there name is joy

[scarlet maple]

scarlet

[scarlet maple]

one of my cats is named joy

this is she

[low coyote]

pet em for me

[low coyote]

fattie jk

[scarlet maple]

no

not fat

fucking

morbidly

obese

joy is the fattest of the 16

[fathom obsidian]

sorry i cant

[low coyote]

damn

i wish i had a cat

i want one so bad

[scarlet maple]

this used to be joy

[scarlet maple]

i have like 16 or 17 and ive had like 30+ in my lifetime

lmao

[low coyote]

jesus

my dream

[scarlet maple]

joy, nugget, salem, spooks, sam, tuna, smokey, toby, Lincoln, rigby, Callie, scarlet, domino, annie, smudge, alex, snickers

i think thats all

[scarlet maple]

ive been allergic to any furry animal my whole life

it is hell

the only safe place is my room usually

plus we have a dog

which weve had lije 3

and fucking

fish

lizards

snakes

wvee had ferrets gunnjeieie pigs birds etc

[low coyote]

damn zoo you got there

[scarlet maple]

we got a 11ft red tailed boa constrictor

we used to have 16 chickens and now we have e

3*

most died in one day from like a hawk attack or sum

oh and turtles

fish

newts

salamanders

[scarlet maple]

Scarlet is dying tho

they dont even know why

shes just like blind all of a sudden

basically dead

barelt living

one secodn shes okay next shes pissing herself and wont move and smells

theu tried to charge us 800$ just to TEST her when they dont even know wgats wrong

nugget is allergic to his own saliva

and Toby cant piss or it crystalizes unless he eats certain foods and if he doesnt he can die but we cant afford like 3k to make his parts into other parts

having cats is an experience.

[pine geyser]

ur cats are beautiful

[low coyote]

indeed they are

[dusty onyx]

Very lovely pics

[low coyote]

damn.. yeah from what you're saying i can tell it is

really cute pics

[pine ember]

big loafs

[meager zenith]

My dog is too fast for the naked eye

[meager zenith]

Western standoff

[pine geyser]

omg

[olive kite]

proof of a crime, ashen paws on my desk

CULPRIT

Sentenced to paws getting washed at the nearest sink

[zealous chasm]

bro those could be anyones paws, this feels like a setup

[olive kite]

Hers had a faint smell of ash

she tried to clean the evidence

hppefully she will put two and two together and realize that if she plays in ash a bath follows lol

[pine geyser]

FLAWLESS CREATURE

[dusk mason]

Flawed creature

[rain arch]

Just a big lad

[dusk sphinx]

well mannered catto (he’s watching dumbshits guide)

[pine geyser]

omg :)

[lament wharf]

Belly rubs

[lament wharf]

Dinner