pets

[grim oracle]

gatone

[cloud canyon]

ILL DEVOUR HIM

[fluid nova]

He sleeps in a funny way

[grim oracle]

ur cat is so precious

[cursive cargo]

Shut the fuck up that's not my cat that's Larry you fuck

[grim oracle]

[ancient perch]

@thorn folio

Also @frosty orbit

[frosty orbit]

Hehe funy carnivorous fish

[thorn folio]

Aww that's cute

[ancient perch]

(they love each other)

[ancient perch]

Omg

I love them

[thorn folio]

[dry slate]

Why post a frog? It's not Wednesday

[grim oracle]

omg its in its lil dirt hole…

so cute

[thorn folio]

He's actually really cute. You should see him try to wipe dirt off his face

Never thought toads could be that cute. He likes to watch me play video games too

[grim oracle]

awwww

wiping dirt off his little face

[proper garnet]

[balmy sigil]

[upbeat light]

HOOOOLLLY FUCK

LOOK AT THEM GO

[lament wharf]

Family time

Grumpy cats

[lament wharf]

Loaf

[upbeat light]

Snug

Stretch

[rain arch]

Why does it look fatter each time you post

[upbeat light]

eating

[rain arch]

now look at this mf

[lament wharf]

Eatable

[dusty onyx]

im going insane

[upbeat light]

Dog

[lament wharf]

popular

[small halo]

Is this your dog lol

[dusty onyx]

ya my brother's dog

famous

[small halo]

Nice

[vivid umbra]

This dog has been seen more than any of us combined

[upbeat light]

Tell him it's ugly

Tell him world famous poe player luca hates his dog

[near briar]

Tunnel girl

[mild laurel]

https://youtu.be/5jKZ9KGtee0

[mild laurel]

Do you have pics of the siamese

[olive kite]

after over 20 attempts of taking a picture she stood still

[thorn folio]

Aw she's beautiful

Chocolate point?

[upbeat light]

Cool cat

[near briar]

Also very nice happy sleepy girl, and sleepy girl waking up

Waking up is my fav

[scenic charm]

Meet brad

[small halo]

remember to give them a varied diet

[scenic charm]

Yes I’ve got all kinds of veggies n insects for him

[tall plank]

PLS come to brazil

[olive kite]

Yap that's her pattern

[small halo]

@tacit dust

This is a walleye with a form of scoliosis

[dry fox]

poor fish

[small halo]

He probably has no use

Clue*

Hes healthy and swam right off when I released him

This is how they're meant to be shaped

[tacit dust]

oi good fish

[scenic charm]

It looks like a pike turned walleye

[thorn folio]

That's good eats. Scoliosis and all

[steady sun]

My birbs

[steady sun]

I fucking love corgis

[deft zealot]

She is just chilling

[steady sun]

sweet cat

[upbeat light]

Quite rotund

[lament wharf]

So many loaves

[rain arch]

the non white part of the fur looks like it is another cat in the same pose

[upbeat light]

hehe

[mild laurel]

Omg it does

[lament wharf]

loaf on loaf

[scenic charm]

Munching

[rain arch]

beeg food

[small halo]

how old???

youre not suppose to feed beardies under like 5 months Meal worms

[scenic charm]

The pet store guy told me to feed him 2 a day

It’s dead tho

He’s like 3-4 weeks old I’m pretty sure

[small halo]

yeah idk man i was always told young beardies can have a hard time with meal worms

i use to own alot of beardies, meal worms are a very touchy subject for them

[scenic charm]

Ahhh ok

[small halo]

👍

[scenic charm]

He eating crickets too

[proper garnet]

hedgehog

[small halo]

Thats good, that's alot safer than meal worms. Looks like you got a pretty good eater

[lime bison]

do not leave your lizard unattended with multiple crickets

[proper garnet]

why

[lime bison]

crickets are carnivorous

and are generally crazy mfs

saw a video of a lizard that got stuck in a cricket bucket and was eaten alive and shit

mightve been fake? still doesnt change that crickets are VERY mean

[proper garnet]

jesus

[scenic charm]

Yeah I know that I keep watch every time I’m with him those mfs will tear up your pet

[grim oracle]

omg it ran away

[opal radish]

It’s sonic

[scenic charm]

@small halo is this normal

He’s asleep

[small halo]

Huh

im not a super expert on them that would freak me out alittle

i personally wouldnt let him stay like that but he could just be being weird

also get them on a substrate

that carpet shit hurts their claws

ik you prolly just got him

but just a heads up

also im pretty sure you fed him a super worm

needz salads too

salad is a big part of their diet

[scenic charm]

Yeah I got him a fuckin salad

He was munchin

[small halo]

good

feed him crickets and salads mostly

avoid the worms until hes bigger

those can really hurt smaller ones

[scenic charm]

Got it

[small halo]

also ^^^

[scenic charm]

Yeah I’ll get some next time im out

[small halo]

👍

whats homies name

[scenic charm]

Sand right? Or coconut husk

It’s brad

[small halo]

https://reptifiles.com/bearded-dragon-care/

read dis

[small halo]

https://reptifiles.com/bearded-dragon-care/bearded-dragon-substrate-housing/

[scenic charm]

Got it

Ok

[small halo]

brad the chad

lil brad

[raven moth]

Get reptile sand substrate it’s called like “reptisand” but don’t get the calcium kind

[small halo]

dudes goin fuckin hammy on the sally

[raven moth]

Too much calcium is bad for them

50/50 mix of this is what my gf uses

[small halo]

I want a chameleon

[raven moth]

Chameleons rock hard

[small halo]

Yeah they're mad dope

Eyes balls amaze me

[scenic charm]

I was gonna get one but changed my mind lest second

[small halo]

Beardies are a good choice

[raven moth]

Frogs are much harder to take care of than beardies so if you can handle a frog you should be good

[small halo]

I assume chameleons are alot harder

[scenic charm]

Yeah I’ve got chad and he’s perfectly healthy

[small halo]

Beardies are like the dummy easy lizard

But they're cool at

Af

Mad friendly

[raven moth]

Beardies and other lizards are pretty easy, the only hard thing about beardies is making them all the salad they need

[scenic charm]

Yeah brad enjoys being held

[raven moth]

Beardies are super timid and they never really show their anger, the only way you can tell usually is if their beard turns black

[scenic charm]

Yeah I noticed sometimes his stomach turns black what’s that about

[raven moth]

If his beard is black just leave him alone for a bit cuz it means he is stressed

Nothing wrong with him he just a lil butt hurt

[small halo]

Jimmies rustled

[raven moth]

Also I recommend trying to raise Dubia roaches 🪳 for him to eat they’re cheaper, quieter, less smelly, slower, and more healthy than crickets

You basically just throw them in a plastic box with food and water and they breed like crazy and you have unlimited lizard food

[scenic charm]

Do they make noise

[raven moth]

Not at all, unlike crickets

They are also super slow and can’t jump so you can catch them easier than crickets

[scenic charm]

Sweet where do I buy them

[raven moth]

They’re much tougher too so you can squeeze them with tweezers without killing them. You can buy them online or in a pet store, let me send u an online link

[scenic charm]

Ok bet

[raven moth]

https://www.thedubiadude.com/

[small halo]

Dubias

[raven moth]

This guy sells them, if you look on there he sells the roach food that they eat. I also think he has a colony starter kit thang.

You gotta be in the US tho

https://youtu.be/mqLsPZL4JAc

[small halo]

I bet your frog would eat them too no?

[raven moth]

This guy has an absolute mansion for his roaches you don’t need to make them that fancy if you don’t want to. All they really need is food, water and oxygen, and some egg cartons for them to run around on

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeardedDragon/

Going on there from time to time might be useful too, you can ask questions if you need.

Ppl are hella chill on the beardie sub

[scenic charm]

I’m sure he would

I’ll look into it thank you

[scenic charm]

I just bought 2 bags of the top substrate it goes well with the background

[raven moth]

Good shit my guy your lizard will thank you

[lament wharf]

Gecko

[lament wharf]

famous

doggo

[grim oracle]

mashed potat

[proper garnet]

what’s a super worm

[small halo]

A worm that is super

[proper garnet]

[vivid umbra]

Old ass cat

[lament wharf]

[vivid umbra]

My aunt’s old ass dog and her young ass cat on a walk

[proper garnet]

they look the same

[vivid umbra]

Racist

[proper garnet]

[lament wharf]

[sharp plank]

She big grumpy

[dusty onyx]

he's so sassy

[willow dagger]

smash her ribs to smithereens as an april fools joke

that would be so cute

[scenic charm]

Chad and brad>>>>

[twilit dragon]

Should I replay ds1 I’m hesitant to because of the second half of the game???

[fluid nova]

in the pets channel

[sharp plank]

[devout ferry]

Sleepy kitty

[small halo]

big chillin

[scenic charm]

Lost in the sauce

[proper garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-on-skateboard-cat-skateboard-cat-spinning-spinning-gif-21095646

[small halo]

Bing chillen

[raven moth]

cooling 😎 cool style

[scenic charm]

@raven moth @small halo

[small halo]

squang member

[raven moth]

That looks way better he will be happy for about a year but eventually he will grow to big for that enclosure

[small halo]

no more meal worms either?

[raven moth]

He will be much happier now

They like to climb too so maybe get him a hammock when you can afford it or whatever, but other than that he will be golden now

[scenic charm]

Yeah that was next on my list

I’m out of spending money so next paycheck I’ll splurge a little more

And I was thinking in a year o so to upgrade to a 125 gap

Gal

[trail tusk]

Guys, Bumblebee Bats exist

[small halo]

theyre cuter as adults tbh

[trail tusk]

what about northern ghost bats

[small halo]

all bats are good

[lament wharf]

No u

[small halo]

bats rule

[lament wharf]

Sun baked snow

[scenic charm]

Chad and Brad >>>>

[frozen ivy]

Donut pupper

[marble swift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfowbK4U_8c&ab_channel=AdultSwim

[dusk mason]

I love this channel

[grim oracle]

dog souls

[dusty onyx]

Zounce said I'll get banned if I post this nsfw image so I invested in the finest Asian contractors to make it safe and changed it.

[lament wharf]

famous pupper

[zealous chasm]

I see nothing wrong with the photos. Move along citizen

[mild laurel]

Lol wtf is that

Is it a sculpture

[dusty onyx]

Yes lol some German put it on a beach in Crosby, England in 2005

100 cast iron statues of his nude body

[mild laurel]

Interesting

Do you know the artist’s name

Nvm found it

Anthony Gormley

[proper garnet]

fast boi

[lament wharf]

what kind of a perversion makes a man put 100 naked statues of himself on a beach

[dusty onyx]

Being based

[proper garnet]

i love the 2nd pic

[dusty onyx]

Yellies (American)

[small halo]

He isn't fat @dusty onyx

[dusty onyx]

Reverse psychology

U think Americans are fat

I think that's rude. Clearly yellies is American owned

You should apologise to your cat

[small halo]

He isn't fat

[mild laurel]

Is it true that cats don’t like their bellies rubbed

[small halo]

Some do some don't

Rarely they do

[dusty onyx]

Wtf...

[small halo]

A cats stomach is their most vulnerable area

So most will get defensive

[vivid umbra]

Are you sure he’s not fat

[small halo]

But yellies is okay with it sometimes but only for alittle bit

Only 2/10 of my cats actually like belly rubs

[dusty onyx]

He's 100 percent American

[small halo]

Yellies will be cool with belly rubs for a second then instantly start attacking your hand with vicious intent

[proper garnet]

fat yellas

[dusty onyx]

Is it becuz they think your hand is a toy

Out of vision

[small halo]

Nah its literally because the stomach is a sensitive place to touch for them

Some cats will give the same reaction if you touch their tail

Cats tails and bellies have more sensitive hairs so they get like over stimulated ig if you touch them there

He isn't fat

[dusty onyx]

He looks like he'll conquer all the chippies

[tired jetty]

Fatass cat

[small halo]

Lmao

[dusty onyx]

Never gonna stop

[vivid umbra]

Obeast

[dusty onyx]

Pea chips and gravy

I ate the fucking lot

[small halo]

Not fat

[lament wharf]

fat ass

[lament wharf]

chonk

loaf

[proper garnet]

imagine if someone touched your belly out of nowhere

that shit would tickle

[lament wharf]

floof

[tired jetty]

Cat owners explaining why their cat is not fat but rather fluffy

[vivid umbra]

He really said

😑

[zealous chasm]

rub the belly for a full minute, i double dog dare you

[rain arch]

Look at this weirdo

[raven moth]

did you know that a cats tummy phat is called the primoridial pouch

my cat has a enormous primordial pouch that be swangin when she walks

https://tenor.com/view/cat-primordial-pouch-my-beloved-primordial-pouch-my-beloved-heart-locket-gif-21364486

[scenic charm]

@raven moth @small halo

[raven moth]

Best dragon owner of all time

Youre like Daenerys Targaryen now

[scenic charm]

I do what’s best for him no matter the cost

[raven moth]

Based frfr

[upbeat light]

She spends her life like this

[upbeat light]

Lozrd

[lament wharf]

she should

[ancient perch]

She is overweight

[upbeat light]

Yes

Fat idiot cat

[rain arch]

You can play football with that cat

[tough valve]

Yeet

[raven moth]

https://tenor.com/view/macho-man-flying-elbow-drop-wrestling-wrestlers-gif-15700266

Me to that fat ass cat

[rain arch]

youre the one on the ground?

[willow dagger]

looks like 3 mushrooms having sex

nice ferret overall

[lament wharf]

All i see is dinner

[limpid meteor]

Loafed up floof

[sharp plank]

Every day lmao

[lament wharf]

what a cutie

[grave skiff]

When was the last dog pic mane 😭

[mild laurel]

[vivid umbra]

Looks like a job for me

[dusty onyx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/752095502404681748/1002641180879761478/20220729_191804.jpg

[grave skiff]

W

[dusty onyx]

threw one out the window just for u

[grave skiff]

W x2

[fathom obsidian]

thats what they get for becoming popular

[languid mica]

Jajaja

[tough valve]

Fat potato

[hybrid jay]

Doggo post-bath

Actually getting along for once (we had to let one go it got too violent between them)

They were nice with each other, but it got violent after a year or so.

[teal berry]

Majestic creature

Beautiful specimen

Absolutely delicious dinner

[lament wharf]

True

[scenic charm]

My children

[grave skiff]

Based reptile owner

Fuck cats

Anything else >>> cats

[vivid umbra]

Frogs are my favourite reptiles

[scenic charm]

Chad is getting pretty big

Used to be a lil guy

Now he’s not so lil

[grave skiff]

Tiniest frog

[dusty onyx]

guys

whenever he was Ready or Not I just Escaped From Tarkov's Umbasa's home and took a photograph of the obese Yellies

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/773694632671313940/1002909859836076113/20220730_130517.jpg

@small halo defend this

[small halo]

Not fat

[dusty onyx]

well folks he claims he's not obese despite my pic showing otherwise

[lament wharf]

Fatasses

[dusty onyx]

what do you guys say

[small halo]

Not fat

[lament wharf]

Just fat

Is yellies a lady?

Is she pregnant or something?

Wait cats aren't pregnant for 2 years

[vivid umbra]

How big is that dog going to be when it’s done

Aren’t they real big

[scenic charm]

It looks like a tiny mastiff

[vivid umbra]

It’s a chow chow, I think

Because they like to chow down

[dusty onyx]

medium sized, fur cheats

[vivid umbra]

Well my dog is about hip height and 26 kilos

[dusty onyx]

weird ass bear/lion dogs

[small halo]

@raven moth

[vivid umbra]

Look at her go

[small halo]

Is that your mother

[dusty onyx]

cute

[vivid umbra]

Yeah

[dusty onyx]

for all u know it could have been tom

[small halo]

I'm am really resisting the urge to comment on your mothers feet

[dusty onyx]

god DAMMIT

[raven moth]

Say wha

[vivid umbra]

Well… you haven’t

[tired jetty]

Go on, talk about his mother’s feet

[small halo]

Toms dog

[vivid umbra]

Why does that pitbull look like he’s wearing a shirt

[small halo]

Right

I kept thinking that too

[vivid umbra]

And he’s got one too many legs

[tired jetty]

I think it is

[vivid umbra]

[small halo]

Yeab I'm pretty sure he's wearing a white shirt

[tired jetty]

Pitbull vs 5 year old

[small halo]

"Dylan has never bit anyone"

[tired jetty]

“…yet”

[vivid umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/fighting-dogs-dogs-fence-gif-24901767

[lament wharf]

doggos are such good animals that i have never been bitten by a dog ever

in my life
and that's coming from someone who even pets street dogs

[tired jetty]

All fun and games until you get rabies from a stray

[vivid umbra]

Stray 2022 the videogame

[rain arch]

Got him during ugly face

[dusty onyx]

well well well if it isnt yellies (german)

[lament wharf]

you are the ugly face

[rain arch]

Wtf

[rain arch]

Handsome lad isn't he

[lament wharf]

treu

[rain arch]

Same cat

[lament wharf]

[dusty onyx]

warning

warning

powerful Bear pic

[rain arch]

this goes hard

[fathom obsidian]

dang thats one stronk bear

[raven moth]

that carp looks like it’s gonna grant you a wish

Thing is ancient look how big the scales are @small halo

[lament wharf]

Prolly like 6-7 years

[small halo]

Disgusting fish

[lament wharf]

I've seen bigger

[small halo]

My wish is to bash its head with a rock

[raven moth]

Probably got black meat

[vivid umbra]

“I wish for this bear to be big and strong”

[vivid umbra]

[raven moth]

Atomic elbow that fish

[small halo]

Horrible fish and horrible looking

[raven moth]

https://tenor.com/view/macho-man-flying-elbow-drop-wrestling-wrestlers-gif-15700266

[small halo]

Walleye <3

[lament wharf]

You do that before marinating, pan frying its pieces and then munching on them

[small halo]

Scoliosis fish

[raven moth]

I’m doing a big poop

Should have did chiropractor mode on him

Said

[small halo]

Lmfao

[raven moth]

https://tenor.com/view/kemer-gif-12613115

[small halo]

Lmaoooo

I wish I got a picture of that big one I caught

Walleye are so fun to get

[raven moth]

Never seen one

Idk if they live near me

[small halo]

Prolly not

Says Willamette and snake river has them @raven moth

[raven moth]

We got these terrible things

[small halo]

We get pike and tiger muskie

[dusty onyx]

creepy motherfuckers

cool tho

[raven moth]

And tiger Muskie

[small halo]

Tiger muskie are crazy

I wanna get one

People say they're crazy hard to get

[lament wharf]

Dinasaur

[raven moth]

They probably are and they’re prob sketch to hold

[raven moth]

We get real dinosaurs let me show u some shid

[small halo]

People say they're pretty calm

I get paddlefish out here

An actual dinosaur

[raven moth]

White and brown sturgeon

Scariest fish besides a shark

But they are harmless

[small halo]

How is that scary bro

[raven moth]

They’re dinosaurs

[small halo]

Its literally a bottom feeder

[lament wharf]

Swordfish

[small halo]

It could do nothing to you

[raven moth]

Like by definition lol

[small halo]

Not a sword fish

Paddlefish

I get them here

[raven moth]

I seen a huge dead sturgeon on the beach one time

[lament wharf]

Its got a literal sword of a snout

[raven moth]

Fucker was larg

[small halo]

If you catch one you need to call wardens for them to tag it

Cuz they're endangered

[raven moth]

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-marlin-got-me-dr-gif-17595207

[small halo]

You're not allowed to target them

[small halo]

Sword fish are different

Sword fish are ocean

[raven moth]

https://tenor.com/view/scientist-science-im-a-scientist-gif-14090115

[willow dagger]

ew

that dog is fucking hideous

[spice shoal]

34 pounder btw

😳

[rain arch]

ballin

[spice shoal]

🙏

[wary jungle]

these are my cats! their names are pickle and grommet < 3

[scenic charm]

Chad and Brad are a better duo

[mild laurel]

Omg it’s @small halo

[small halo]

Lol

[grim oracle]

This is Solaire, she’s a happy piggy with a love for the sun

[cursive cargo]

Ps3 controller 🙁

[grave skiff]

I went out and this random ass cat sat on my lap for 30 minutes

Mf fell asleep

[lament wharf]

[grave skiff]

I think bro was really old

Dude got grey hairs and shit

[dusty onyx]

cat hater found a cool cat

[rain arch]

Nice legd

[grave skiff]

Damn thanks

They're extremely white

Because I am convinced I have ginger genes

[lament wharf]

Loaf

[willow dagger]

reginald

not his name

[scenic charm]

Bro has a staring problem

[willow dagger]

lmfao obliterate his entire body
as a prank

[proper garnet]

who has a staring problem i dont see it 😃

[small halo]

Chad

Brad

[proper garnet]

That’s clearly NOT a loaf

this is a loaf

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Ew

[willow dagger]

exacrly

[proper garnet]

poor baby

[frozen ivy]

In the way of cooking

[tired jetty]

Feral

[scenic charm]

Post lunch exploration

[scenic charm]

Are you guys more of a chad fan or a Brad enjoyer

[rain arch]

Both

[grave skiff]

Which one is the bearded dragon

Brad?

And Chad was the frog iirc

[scenic charm]

Yeah

[grave skiff]

Ok so

Brad >>>>

[scenic charm]

Respectable

[lament wharf]

daddy time

[rain arch]

Responsible dad

[dusk mason]

Chad

[loud knot]

cta

[dusty onyx]

Omg you own a corgi and a cubone

[lament wharf]

its from corgi reditt

[grim oracle]

First photo I’ve ever taken.

Also ran into a tiny trio earlier

[dusty onyx]

Adorable

[dusty onyx]

Don't have a cow man

Actually, is cow ear too graphic for here? @minor python

[lament wharf]

that dog is 70%fur

[minor python]

Nop

Dogs love them

[weary canopy]

pets omg

[grim oracle]

Another one I found where we tried dressing him up for Halloween, sadly wasn’t the right size.

[olive kite]

Gee thats a real ass cow ear, here it's just flavored leather strips folded to look like ears

[junior oar]

I’m vegan and upset

[small halo]

????

Brother you live in Argentina

[olive kite]

Yap

[small halo]

It should be easy to get real cow ears

[olive kite]

3 years and counting working at a pet store and i have never seen one

[small halo]

Wtf

[lament wharf]

argentina

[scenic charm]

Brad gaming?

[dusty onyx]

hell yeah dude

reptile boy

[rain arch]

he would body you

[small halo]

gaming brad

gaming he is gaming

[zealous chasm]

cat

[lament wharf]

I don't see the cat

👀

[zealous chasm]

I don't see you

😤

[dusk mason]

Should bite her back

See how much she likes it

[frozen ivy]

Loooong boi

[tired jetty]

Dog look so funky

Good dog 👍

[ancient bone]

👍

[thorn folio]

Spikey

He will one day be a beautiful winged creature

[tall plank]

He finally broke bad

[dusk mason]

Me too

[tired jetty]

He’ll be terrifying lol

[mild laurel]

Finally someone posts a golden retriever

[lament wharf]

i have never actually seen one here

golden retrievers are ..... unique....

[mild laurel]

I had one growing up

They are the sweetest dogs, but can be high maintenance

[karmic dagger]

He is so sweet, but so dumb

[lament wharf]

they can do the weirdest shit and be cute about it

you wont know if you should be surprised amazed confused or just make an "aww"

but the best ones to cuddle

🫂

[small halo]

Weird usually goldens are super intelligent

[mild laurel]

My dog was real smart

He’d figure out ways to steal food and all that

[lament wharf]

most annoying thing is they open the fridge

so you'd have to get a child lock on it

[small halo]

Yeah goldens are one of the highest iq dogs iirc

[lament wharf]

#danksouls

[proper garnet]

🤓

[scenic charm]

How

[proper garnet]

hes chillin

[karmic dagger]

Nice! Tegu?

[dusk mason]

In what world is that a tegu

[upbeat light]

Fluff

[small halo]

My brother in christ thats a bearded dragob

B

N

[karmic dagger]

😂cool

[small halo]

Brad is light

[lament wharf]

"What is that"
"Can i eat it?"

"Looks fun to play with "

[rain arch]

She chased after it the whole night

And when she couldn't reach it she just started meowing really loud

Some hunter this one is

[lament wharf]

Lmfao
Dumbass

Noiboi thumb reveal

[dusty onyx]

I'm gonna see bear later

Basically bear

[lament wharf]

mashed potato

[zealous chasm]

i would give my life for mashed potato

[proper garnet]

the grashüpfer meowed?

what a legend

[vivid umbra]

They incased him in marble

[scarlet maple]

praise the sun

[lament wharf]

[upbeat light]

She should not be there

She will get cat hair on the duvet

She is unrepentant

And will do it again

[rain arch]

She should be wherever she wants

[mild laurel]

She is the queen of the castle she goes where she pleases.

[lament wharf]

[rain arch]

Cat sandwich

[lament wharf]

that is for me

thanks for dinner

[meager zenith]

That's a furball, not an animal

[meager zenith]

The dog giving you the sus stare

[meager zenith]

Bring me thy pets

I would like to see them

[dusty onyx]

@junior oar pov you ask me something

[junior oar]

Sassy

[vivid umbra]

My Finnish cousin’s dog

[rain arch]

Is the dog or the cousin finnish

[lament wharf]

[vivid umbra]

If the dog was Finnish I’d say it was my cousin’s Finnish dog

[meager zenith]

Are you Finnish and just not in Finland or is you cousin only half Finnish

[vivid umbra]

I am not Finnish and my cousin is half Finnish

[meager zenith]

Ok

[meager zenith]

What da dog doin

[warped herald]

da dog sniffing da phone

[meager zenith]

[dusk mason]

Least stompable corgi

[cursive cargo]

Fuck you

Nope

Stealing corgis

[meager zenith]

Still very stompable

[cursive cargo]

And stolen 😡

[meager zenith]

Should I stomp on it

🦶

[cursive cargo]

https://photos.app.goo.gl/qaEVDnS3e7jTDPMP8

[cursive cargo]

Your going to prison bud

Corgi theft is no joke

[fathom obsidian]

Don't you also steal photos of corgis though 🤨

[cursive cargo]

I give credit to the subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/corgi?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[fathom obsidian]

Ok then it's cool

[scenic charm]

Chad needs some appreciation too

[cursive cargo]

Chad is always in my mind

[tired jetty]

Are you jammy

[scarlet maple]

ds2

[cursive cargo]

Do you know how to read? He's clearly not jammy

[brave summit]

Studious ahh

[grim oracle]

I thought he was in soup

[rain arch]

comical

[scenic charm]

Guys this carp sucker I caught…

[tired jetty]

Give it a kiss

[wintry wadi]

I would do some questionable things for thay fisj

[grim oracle]

who wouldn't

[devout ferry]

Mom can I have 3d Saul Goodman at home
Mom: no we have him at home
3d Saul Goodman at home:

[proper garnet]

Hear me out..

[meager zenith]

Stick your d in it

[lament wharf]

[neon slate]

I will now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish

[meager zenith]

Sonic wasn't fast enough for the cars

[hushed swallow]

delete it please

[frosty surge]

🤨

[meager zenith]

Bruh

[cursive cargo]

@scenic charm frorf

👍?

[grave skiff]

Weird duck

[vivid umbra]

Break her out

[meager zenith]

I don't remember their being a fattass cat on the top of the leaning tower of Pisa might just be me tho

[scarlet maple]

i think ur wrong

[scenic charm]

What

[cursive cargo]

Frorg

[scenic charm]

A bit blurry cause he was in observation but still cool

[cursive cargo]

Hungry

🙂

[dusk mason]

Accept your new overlord

[meager zenith]

That also me when I have to face White Woman

Also why is this in the person channel?

[dusk mason]

Ah yes

The person channel

[meager zenith]

the pet channel

bishushigshumgisus

[meager zenith]

Auuugh

[tacit sleet]

Look at this heckin floofball

[meager zenith]

He got layers of teeth

Also he got a top hat on

[primal shale]

orange

[scenic charm]

He did a lil shedding

[scenic charm]

Found this lil man

[unborn igloo]

Y’all wanna see my cat?

[fathom obsidian]

No thanks drake

But maybe

[unborn igloo]

Ok

[frosty surge]

ye

[dusty onyx]

Very good pic

[lament wharf]

Zamn

Where's cat?
Why are you sending pics of fallen baskets

Wait.....

[rain arch]

It is a nice basket

[lament wharf]

can you cook in it

https://c.tenor.com/7C0djPN9J-QAAAAi/troll-troll-face.gif

[lament wharf]

[tough valve]

Ew

[rain arch]

What are you ew-ing at

[tough valve]

Cat

[lament wharf]

i ew thee

[tough valve]

ew

[rain arch]

this mf scared of cats

point and laugh

[tough valve]

Now that's better

[scenic charm]

He always finds the strangest places to sleep

[dusk mason]

Joe finally shows his true form

[dusk mason]

Eh it's a pretty ominous image of a dog

[placid spruce]

Nah it was bed time and he was waiting for us to open the door so he could sneak in

[hazy parcel]

Just kidnapped this dog I did this because I am going to kill him

[upbeat light]

Oh no

Poor guy

[upbeat light]

Snowball

[dusk mason]

Aw

[small halo]

Glad to see Mark Zuckerberg doing good

[turbid stream]

show me your pussy

[turbid stream]

I have herpetophobia, oh no

[rapid badge]

Look into his eyes and tell him what your sins

[vivid umbra]

[tough valve]

What's up with his ears

[vivid umbra]

If a dog has an cropped ears it probably happened at birth

Same with tail cropping too

[tough valve]

And that makes it less of a problem?

[primal shale]

most likely in the pic they are folded back

it's a breed thing

[tough valve]

Thank goodness if that's the case

[primal shale]

my dog has that kind of ear too

where it just folds

[thorn folio]

You need to touch some grass

[proper garnet]

nah i agree with cum legend

[verbal heath]

3 legs

[vivid umbra]

It’s what some of them do when they’re happy

[lament wharf]

Chad

Dog

[vivid umbra]

Wolf ass dog

[thorn folio]

Any fish owners? I'm thinking about getting a tank but I'm torn between a 40 gal breeder and a 50 gal column tank.. any pros cons to these?

[thorn folio]

I found a toad

[dusk mason]

Unfind him

Or her

[thorn folio]

They've been unfound I just had to move them out of the way so they didn't get stepped on

[dusk mason]

Nice

[icy sparrow]

Dog

[tired jetty]

Very nice dog

[upbeat light]

Lazy fat idiot cat

Very fluffy

[lament wharf]

pillow

loaf

[mild laurel]

the baby

[lament wharf]

[vivid umbra]

Wolf at da party

Shit

[modest tide]

Are u sure u didn't ping the wrong john

[vivid umbra]

@round seal

Why do you have the same pfp

Cunts

[round seal]

Hello

You got sauled

[modest tide]

Because we are twinning

U got sauled

[round seal]

Did you know that you have rights?

Its on the constitution

[vivid umbra]

I got lefts too

[mild laurel]

why are you in a bunker

[vivid umbra]

They call him a “Swiss sheepdog” but that looks like a wolf to me mate

[round seal]

Is that a family meeting

[vivid umbra]

It’s a basement

[round seal]

Not if you want to keep freedom

[vivid umbra]

I love this silly little guy

[round seal]

Listen here boy we have a gold opportunity

You could even call it a exit jail free pass

[vivid umbra]

Apparently he weighs 33 kilos so not so little

[round seal]

If you severe your own hand

I can allege that in the court

And you would be instantly free boy

You heard me?

[vivid umbra]

Pane

Shut the fuck up

🥰

[mild laurel]

loaf

[round seal]

Catto

[deft zealot]

She sleep

[desert marsh]

all the cute animals!

[short oak]

Everytime my dog sees a phone, he runs and jumps everywhere 😅
We had to be 2 to actually be able to take a photo !

[proper garnet]

agony

[zealous chasm]

doesnt want you to steal his soul 😤

[tough valve]

Poodle

[round seal]

Cute doggo

[fringe siren]

His name is shadow

[thorny nest]

omg so precious

i used to have a doggo named shadow

[weary coral]

can you put a plastic knife in his mouth

for no particular reason

[mild laurel]

What a good boi

Give him a treat

[fringe siren]

Best boi

[fringe siren]

I gotta wait till the repairman is done fixing my bathroom

Then shadow gets a treat

[river crest]

he knows that you changed your profile picture

[fringe siren]

ive been expoosed

[river crest]

what was that you were saying about speedsonic 🤨

[fringe siren]

[river crest]

classic #ashina memeber

[fringe siren]

all of ashina are degens

except for index

[river crest]

ill be the second then

[calm cedar]

@round seal

[round seal]

So cute omg

[calm cedar]

is the best

and is chonk

[river crest]

👍

[calm cedar]

@round seal here is the void

[round seal]

What a little cute thing

[calm cedar]

don't let her fool you, she's a little shit

[round seal]

Damn

[calm cedar]

she is absolutely adorable, but is also a little shit

[round seal]

The real cat experience

[clear gyro]

Pardon my fat

[calm cedar]

OMG THATS ADORABLE

OOOOO SUCH A SMOL VOID!

[clear gyro]

Indeed

[calm cedar]

I WANT TO LOVE AND HUG AND KILL AND CUDDLE

IS SO CUUUUUTE!!!

...

it has been a while since i've seen/held a little bitty kitten

[nocturne nymph]

What whyyy :(

[clear gyro]

Lemme see if I can find pics of his mom as baby

[calm cedar]

haven't had any around

[nocturne nymph]

Unlucky

Cats are the best

[calm cedar]

indeed

[nocturne nymph]

Too bad mine just bites

She never wants cuddles

[calm cedar]

bitty bites more often than she cuddles

[clear gyro]

This is baby's mom